#idek if that's the right term

[freakrenaissance]

Just got the craziest idea:

Ok, so we all love the din fics when he falls for the new member of his crew as she takes care of lil green bean baby... but what if she has a secret?

Not just that she's kinky crazy in love with our tin can man, but that she's a part of a rare alien species: they're born in 2 parts.

No, she's not a twin. Her people are born into two bodies, that share a consciousness (to a degree) & they feel everything that happens to the other... though they have different kinks & preferences (one is sweet & soft, & the other is similar, but craves ownership & corruption), they are ONE.

Due to the fact that they're so vulnerable (if one dies, they both die), & the fact that their people are nearly extinct, they keep their alien biology a secret... their whole life...until they meet din.

Maybe it's the baby who outs them? Force sensitive toddler can't keep a secret 😆 or, they're both on the crest (one stowed away), & din comes back early from a hunt, to find the mirror image of his crush cooing over his son. Idk....

I have many ideas I'm too afraid to write down (yet), but i loved this one so much, I had to post this lil thot before I forgot it! 😬

I blame the glorious monsterfucker writers i follow for this tangent... & I'm thrilled 😆

(If anyone takes this idea & runs with it? Please, tag me 😆 I expect it to disappear into the void until I get the courage to get the laptop out, but we'll see 🤪)

[heartz4levi]

pre vs post war ! ♡ - levi ackerman.

☆ thinking abt pre vs post war levi fluff and nsfw . . .

☆ levi ackerman ,, gn reader . . reader and levi are dating pre / married post, rough sex, gentle sex, mentions of sub levi, quickies, degrading (reader recieving), praising (on both ends).

pre war levi who was always in a hurry, no time left to slack off or cut corners whatsoever.

post war levi who now has all of the time in the world to spend a peaceful, retired life, preferring to read or enjoy the warmth of his lover in comfortable silence.

pre war levi who never lowered his guard, who was cautious all the time and left no space for vulnerability.

post war levi who now has nothing to worry about, who can accept to be as fragile as any regular human being.

pre war levi who had countless sleepless nights, whether in his own bedroom or in unknown, uncomfortable enviroments.

post war levi who now gets full nights of rest consistently, relishing in the warmth of his lover whether he be the little spoon or big spoon.

pre war levi who only fucked, never showing a single ounce of gentleness and always feeling the need to be dominant.

post war levi who now only makes love, who had been yearning to be submissive and now has all of the opportunities to be.

pre war levi who could only go for quickies, being rough and letting as many insults and degrading words slip past his lips as he so pleased.

post war levi who now prefers to take his time when pleasing his lover, only accepting praise or to be praised and gentleness.

pre war levi who's heart had been burdened, post war levi who can finally be at peace.

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

This is MY phone and MY internet experience, and that means I can block Hilson deniers and live in willful ignorance if I want 😡

[shoot-i-messed-up]

So I’ve been searching like the whole day…when/how does Jo Mullein meet the other Green Lanterns???

[whirlybirbs]

it’s 5:20am i cannot sleep i am consumed with thoughts and yearning for keigo takami i need to be euthanized

[skeelly]

people only either overestimate or underestimate my skills lol

[cinnamons1999]

doesnt look good in any shape or form but i replaced his legs with a cord for accuracy

(even tho i hc him to have the ability to snap on the cord, a pair of legs, or a stand onto his torso like a lalaloopsy workshop doll or smth)

i wont be making the swivel wheel since thatll get too clunky

[quarks-pussy]

Mirror Kira is something that can actually be so personal

[girlspecimen]

idk how to phrase this but like does anyone else feel like they forcibly age regress when certain bad things happen? not in a fun recreational way whatsoever it’s like if my mind gets under enough stress i feel like my carrying capacity in my brain is reduced to that of a child and i feel very drawn to more childish behavior (but also feel like i can’t physically do anything else). it’s very weird

[yesterdayiwrote]

was the advert really queerbaiting?? i haven't seen it yet

I used queerbaiting but I'll concede I'm not certain it's the exact phrase I want because there's two separate issues I have with it.

There's a very lazy "lol they're gay" joke in there which, yes, I understand its supposed to be a joke. "Daniel already had his eyes on a sturdy thoroughbred, with perfect symmetry, powerful thighs, flowing mane, with a kind heart hidden behind a steely exterior" - while the camera pans up Josh Allen's body and implies Daniel's checking him out. Hilarious. But considering they both come from sports where there is very little acceptance for queer competitors, and where an ACTUAL gay competitor wouldn't be able to make comments/insinuations like that for fear of repercussions - especially in the current climate - idk, it feels a bit reductive watching two het guys do it for shits and giggles to sell some overpriced headphones?

Then there's the RPF angle too. A space that's largely occupied by women in fandom spaces, and that they're frequently harassed, mocked and undermined for. Is it mocking that approach to fandom or is it endorsing it? Its hard to tell, but it's certainly profiteering off of it, and for the same reasons we criticise team social media accounts for crossing a line, this absolutely is just leaning into very muddy water. It just feels very tone deaf and idk that it's a great idea. We're in 2024, surely big multinational marketing agencies can come up with something a bit better than 'lets just do some suggestive double entendre shit with homoerotic undertones'??

[crownofgildedlilies]

i love ur writing sm!! so so excited for new works, one of my new fav blogs 100%

omg ur gonna make me cry this is so so so sweet

[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

I'm sorry I have been reduced to nothingness but fun fact he came out when we were discussing about MCR. Like Gerard Way just Do That to people I guess

[mbat]

dude it is way too early for this, someone just told me to kill myself over something i literally dont know anything about

[skrunksthatwunk]

roommate's partially blind(?) female turtle keeps doing this today to elevate her basking game

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Rude that to gain new skills, I have to learn new skills. The knowledge isn't just downloaded into my head, I have to purposely put it there.

[satoruan]

HELL BENT — RYOMEN SUKUNA

✧･ﾟ The Incubus King finally claims his intended.  

( TW ) f!reader, incubus king!Sukuna, major size difference (Sukuna’s 8ft tall!), harem, group sex, fingering, cunnilingus, biting, rough sex, bleeding, forked tongues, cervix fucking, mating bonds, reader goes in some type of ‘heat’, explicit content. 

word count - > 1.5k

author's note: PLS don’t take this seriously Idek what this is!! unedited + I'm trying a new writing style

Can’t stop thinking about Incubus king!Sukuna who finally finds his intended after centuries of looking. Who finds her in a place he never thought to check, the human realm. Who he kidnaps and brings down to his realm, telling you how you are to be his queen and rule his subjects alongside him. You have a mental breakdown your first week. The change of scenery, coming to terms that this is real, the differences between you and Sukuna’s species he calls Incubus. You’ve heard of them before, but you didn't think they were real—who did? They’re eight feet tall, winged creatures who liked to fuck 24/7. Half of them roam around naked and you can’t turn a hallway without catching two or more in sexual activities. So, hearing that you're some type of ‘mate’ to the king of the creatures? You think you’re dreaming. Sukuna brings you food every day and talks about how the mating bond has been activated now. How the several next week's you’re going to be restless until he ruts and claims you. 

You scream and cry how this is his fault. He leans over the buffet of food and smacks your thigh with a grumble. You refuse to speak to him for the rest of the night even when he undresses and washes you. Making crude comments like how he can’t wait to breed your human body full of his offsprings. Sukana who doesn’t have the time for your refusal to talk to him for he has a kingdom to run, so he drops you off to a group of naked, pierced women who he calls his harem. He gently pushes you into one of the tall women before telling her to take care of you or else.  

You can’t find it in your to be jealous of the women for being his ‘harem.’ You don’t even like Sukuna right now and the women, they’re so kind and mature that you would much rather spend your days lazing around with them than sitting on Sukuna’s lap while he laughs at his people who come to him with misfortunes.  His harem teaches you all about their lands, how sex isn’t taboo instead something they need just like oxygen is to humans. How when they fuck, they release some type of energy that’s built up in their body that causes their kind to go insane and terrorize the human realm.  

Sukuna’s harem who are utterly obsessed with how small you are compared to them. They used to spend their days lying around on rich cushions and blankets waiting for Sukuna but even they got bored of him—if it were up to them, they’d lock him in their room and never let him out. His harem who was supposed to be teaching you more about their king but instead chose to spend their days lazily eating you out with their long-forked tongues and fucking you dumb with their big fingers. They make you suckle their breasts and grind on their faces. They’re so gentle after, hissing at each other when one speaks too loudly after you had fallen asleep, washing your body clean, wrapping you in the softest blankets to carry you back over to your room with Sukuna. Some days they happen to catch Sukuna in his room, and they smirk and giggle when they see his jealous face. They take it as the highest compliment their queen has decided to lie with them before the king.  

Incubus king!Sukuna who feels the mating bond grow stronger with every second you're in his castle. He feels himself shifting. He unable to stay away for long periods of time. He forces you to bathe with him before making you sit on his throne with him while he talks to irrelevant people, his hard cock jumping every time you move. You want to get away, moaning and grumbling how his you want to go play with his harem, it’s uncomfortable sitting on muscular thighs for hours while listening to him talk in several languages you don’t understand to people you don’t know. Sukuna who hisses and grumbles at you before going back to his subjects who kneel at the bottom of his obsidian throne.  

 Throughout the week you can’t help but get hornier and hornier until your unable to walk without liquids dripping down your thighs and wetting your skirts. Despite Sukuna's harem playing with you can’t help but plead and cry for him. You barely know the man but your body aches for him, for his cock, his bond. Sukuna who finally comes to see you one day. Who picks you up to set you up top of the cushions so you can watch him fuck his harem. He does everything he could think to the women, he wants to see what makes you twitch and ache and cry. By the time he’s done—hours later—you’re in a puddle of slick panting and crying how you want him. He doesn’t take you though, he can smell that you aren’t ready for him just yet, and he can’t risk injuring his mate who he’s searched for centuries. He won’t allow himself to bring you any harm, so he just holds you in his lap and makes his harem play with you until you pass out. 

Sukuna whose balls deep in one of his women when he sniffs that air and smells the scent change in you. The women he’s fucking laughs when he yanks himself out of her and goes to you. He picks you up from the drenched cushion you're sitting on. You wrap your arms around his neck and sob and the feeling of his body. You try to wrap your legs around his huge frame but you’re too tired, so they just hang as he walks you back to your room, your thighs rubbing against his cock. Sukuna lays you down on the huge bed before ripping your silky dress and ding his head in between your legs. He brings you to several orgasm, but his mouth and forked tongue isn't what you want. You want his cock. You want him to fuck you pregnant while he bites you and claims you as his. You scream and kick and pull and at the pair of horns on top his head, but he just shushes you before going back to eating you out.  

Sukuna finally deems you ready to take his cock but before he kisses and drags his teeth all over your body. He suckles at your breast, commenting on how you’ll be feeding him with said breasts soon. You cry out when he finally turns you ass up. You don’t even think about how much bigger he is than you, how his cock might not fit inside. Sukuna pushes your head into the blankets, grabbing the base of his cock and rubbing it over your pussy. You scream at him, but he ignores you enjoying the sight of your pussy against his too big cock. When he finally pushes into you scream into the pillow. You scream for more, for him to slow down, for him to breed you, for him to fuck you harder, for him to stop and let you catch a break. He’s too out of it to listen. He never knew what it would feel like to claim a mate but this? If he had any doubt the little human underneath his wasn’t his, he didn’t now. He finally felt whole. He felt your essence flowing into him, making him stronger, more aware, if he concentrated hard enough, he could feel your emotions and hear your thoughts. He fucked your impossibly harder. 

Sukuna leans down and whispers for you to open, and let him in. You don’t understand what he's talking about until his cock shoots some warm liquids and you feel your cervix open. It hurts so good when he pushes deeper into you. You orgasm again before he releases his seed into you. The tension leaves your body at the feeling of his seed rushing to your womb. You’re about to succumb to the sleepiness before Sukuna jolts you awake saying this is just the beginning.