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#idc if thats his purpose or not aggravation is aggravation !!
jrueships · 2 years
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Came across this old post and was like “he has to fight Stefon’s seven evil exes” (based on the plot of the movie)
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an epic of epic epicness..
This is such a good connection tho 😭 stef probably got SO many exes and they ain't even evil.... we all know who the REAL culprit would be coughcough DIGGS cough. Like oh man the guy i led on came back and says he likes me uhhh i wonder why is THAT ahaha 😸 *laughs innocently and politely* oh um IDK STEF maybe it's because you LED HIM O N ????? stupid d*cknip
is it crazy 2 admit i have never seen this movie in full? Just in YouTube clips lol.. BUT using my PIECED TOGETHER PISSPOOR KNOWLEDGE of this movie....... i can SEE it!!!!! Josh Allen and the 700 evil exes... Josh allen vs... The World.
The twin exes Ramona dated could be the two girlfriends stef courted at the same time and same hotel LMAO. Hmmmm Keenum could be the moviestar ex only because they look similar. Mckenzie could be Knives i guess? And Wallace the gay roommate could be Gabe. Of course stef is Ramona (duh) and allen is scott ! Thielen can be the vegan bf bcs he was Diggs most beloved bf beforehand so he has to be the most powerful now ig???? and everyone else im sure they'll find a role thanks to stef's flirty ways...
Josh could fight them if he wants but 😭 honestly he should let them fight diggs... obviously he won't because he's protective and caring and we love that for him but. Like. ... U know 🤭
ALSO in NBA thot bcs i love exploring a good idea with any variable possible.... Scott pilgrim Tyler herro (seemingly apathetic nobody who falls for the most interesting person possible)..... Knives Keldon (the 'overbearing' immature girl he 'outgrew')... Ramona Jimmy Butler (the interesting new love interest with a long line of broken hearts) Wallace Bam (tired n witty voice of reason) ETC ETC!@@!! i don't have all the exes figured out like the nfl one but 😭 i guess we can have kyrie as Patel (emo/goth ex lol) UMMM kyle Lowry as Roxie (she was Ramona's ex girlfriend but in this one we can just say it's kyle being mad at Jimmy for trying to constantly break up his marriage) idk which ex Joel would be but i want him to be one.. probably also the movie star ex just cus ego.. and the super vegan powered ex can be demar just cus he's really mad abt the kyle thing lol
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