#idc i love him and philip

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

Cursed historical Valentines be upon ye again

[bambimanifests]

MARVEL DR ~ intro

yall i finally got to scripting 😨 took me like a week to get this done and i am still halfway through my mcu script, but i have stuff left like my bedroom or visuals so nothing that i put in my intros 🥹

basic bitch backstory - tony is in fact my father, pepper is my bio mom, i wasn’t really planned they had me early in their lives, tbh idc ab how this affects the whole lore of marvel, it makes everyone a lot younger like the timeline is complicated but nothing I worry myself with, i’ll let the universe figure that one out 🤞

i have powers, my backstory is literally the first one i posted in my avengers dr backstories post, so i got powers due to gamma waves and i think an infinity stone as well if i remember that correctly, so i’m like a mutant? but a made one? idk…

my powers are pain illusion and inducement, so i can make others feel genuine pain or just create an illusion where they believe they feel pain, but in reality they don’t, but i suppose the pain is real for them either way. mental manipulation, psychic immunity so no one can read my mind, mess with it etc. + telepathy and telekinesis cause why not.

i’m 20, living at the compound, morgan is in the picture she said seven and i already love her, like i cannot wait to babysit that little witch, she likes science and math and all that, got that after dad aka the tony stark yall. oooh and i have a fc maddie philips / cate dunlap from gen v (gif at the end)

the avengers team includes: me (duh), natasha, tony (who is kinda retired but helps with gear and pays for a lot if not all), yelena, steve, clint, bruce, thor, pietro, wanda, kate, peter & i’m thinking about scripting daredevil as well as i really like him so either that or i will have a separate dr for him.

not sure if there is more to add at this point this is pretty much everything? i don’t have an s/o i’m kinda straying away from that idea overall, i shift mainly is not only for the experience and the friendships/family bonds.

[ghouly-drool]

did someone say wraith headcanons? i love wraith and i love headcanons. give me. spill the tea

THANK YOU

so i have a few, some gushier and more abt romance tjan others because im in love witj him and deranged but tjey arent all about that so dw

• Philip Ojomo is 100% either autistic or neurodivergent in some form to me. In The Algebra Of Infinite Night, he just reads as so.. coded. ykwim?

• He definitely was trying to move on from his traumas when the Azarov incident happened. Especially with a semi recent skin stating that he cared for strays around the garage- bro was healing before Azarov destroyed him.

• Initially i was like ya he's scared of fire (i.e. his trauma), but, as even Hooked On You tries to portray, i think his relationship with it is complicated. It's all intended to allude to his inner turmoil and battle, his enraged side that takes over him despite his best efforts and despite him knowing he shouldn't act out- he can not help it, because what else is a broken man to do? An angry, broken child, even -- seeing as that's where it all began? And he ultimately ends up the ""same"" as the people who caused his agony to begin with

• That being said, i think he tends to be calm, peaceful until provoked - which the Entity plays upon. I believe that the beginning of each trial sort of sends even the most peaceful of killers into a blind rage, through the otherworldly supernatural power that is The Entity.

• I like to believe that if it was possible to roam the fog without losing your mind, and without being in a trial he would be very big on quietly observing -maybe wouldnt turn down a conversation or two, hehe

• Definitely friends with Claudette. Definitely gets along with Jake. im just saying their besties

OK IM GONNA GET INTO SOME OF THE WILD ROMANCE ONES I HAVE as well as the tame ones

• Philip is a very all or nothing lover, very soft and cute and awkward. Hooked On You haters this aint for you its the only philip content i have and it is my bible idc

•LOWKEY ok hear me out i think a dumb lil rarepair ship i have is jiwoon and philip i KNOW ITS NOT REALISTIC but i think it is fun and funny and yeah they kiss

ok brain fried but i will write more again later hehe thank u

[jittyjames]

laurens

eliza

burr

madison

(once again these are personal headcanons idc if the historical canon says other wise 🙈 these are just fun)

Laurens

very poor relationship with his family (especially henry). part of the reason he joined the military was to get away from him and his expectations. he's closer with his mother, but it's still strained. he adores his siblings tho, even if henry kind of pitted them against each other

he's a skilled painter and spends his spare time sketching. he once tried to teach alexander, but quickly realized that it was one skill hammy would never possess (this would make such a cute fic ngl)

his favorite season is autumn because he likes the colors and the crispness of everything

he's protective almost to a fault

Eliza

in my mind she will always be a beyond talented pianist! like to the point she's like a virtuoso. she writes her own music and secretly dreams of publishing it. she pens music after major life events, and it sort of acts as her diary (after she met alex, when angelica moved to london, when she had philip, after the affair.) she's basically taylor swift

smells so incredibly good (shhh I know it's the 1700's but let me live) but she smells like expensive perfume (you know the type) sugar, and strawberries

she's a cat person!

she has an aptitude for mathematics, and that's why she would act as alexander's advisor so much. she's educated in literature, philosophy, and history as well, but angelica has always been more vocal about it, so she doesn't get a chance to shine as much as she should

Burr

oh my beloved burr :(((( he has a lot of unresolved trauma. from the pressures of his family's legacy, to his (canonically) abusive uncle, and the religious trauma of being jonathan edwards' grandson, he has a lot of pent up sadness that he won't let himself feel. he's an anxious mess most of the time, and all of these reasons are why he feels like he can't rush into things and make mistakes.

also a cat person. he loves cats so much. he dotes on them. he would have twenty if he could. in the war, he would go out of his way to feed any strays around and would protect them, sometimes sneaking them into his quarters in his coat if it was particularly cold

he's a hopeless romantic, even if he's not vocal about it. he wants to be loved and to share the love he never got to give anyone. he wants to do all the courting things with someone, and make a life with them. his love language is practically all of them

after alexander's death, if he would go to any tavern or party or anything where there was music, he would request they sing how stands the glass around because that was what alexander sang at the last party they were at together. it's a form of punishment, but it's also because he can close his eyes and imagine Alexander is still there, even for just a moment. sometimes he thinks he can hear his voice interweaving with the others

Madison

he and dolley are a power couple. everyone wants to be them. they are the only really healthy relationship in canon. they are each other's best friend and madison's favorite place is by her side. he's not afraid to admit that she's the better half of him. (this is probably not true lmao but I'm too tired to look it up)

he very much has "gifted kid burnout" if you can call it that in the 1800s. he's tired. he's unwell. he just wants everything to work out for everyone, and for the people around him to chill and stop yelling for five minutes. he's like a long-suffering parent, and all but keeps jefferson on one of those backpack-leash combinations that kids wear in malls

actually doesn't mind hamilton that much. he doesn't agree with him on most things, and thinks he's annoying, but he still feels a bit worried about the man he once called friend. they were pretty close when they wrote the federalist papers, and they would often have dinners together where he found he actually enjoyed the company

he prefers the quiet. he finds it comfortable. he doesn't find it awkward if conversation lulls into silence (though it rarely does with the company he keeps)

[a-member-of-minuteswithmandm]

I loved all six seasons of this is us, even when the show was getting in my nerves I was having a good time!

That being said, let's talk about how all the Pearsons were unrealistic hopeless romantics who repeatedly made shitty decisions when it came to love! ☺️☺️

So first of all...Jack and Rebecca, honestly I think they were both equally flawed so I don't have much to say there. As for Rebecca and Miguel? Damn I hate that couple loool. Miguel is a snake of a beat friend for getting with Rebecca after Jack died. It was giving "ice always loved her" vibes and it gives me the ick. He should have used all the effort he gave to Rebecca and the Pearson on his first wife and kids that's he treated so garbage the first time around smh

Beth and Randall - I love Randal SOOOO much but Beth was effectively a saint for dealing with his shenanigans for 20 years. He was just soooo much, his heart was in the right place though so I let some of his tomfoolery slide.

Then we have Katie girl who destroyed Katoby after years of showing us how they could go the distance. I have not and WILL NOT forgive Kate for ruining her marriage with Toby idc Idc Idc. He wasn't perfect but he was much closer to it than she was that's for sure! I hate that the show acted like his perfectly reasonable concerna and arguments were wrong just further the narrative that Kate was "growing". Ughh

Don't let me even start with the fact that her shan of a relationship with Philip came out of absolutely no where and half of the final season was dedicated to Kate's breakup then second marriage. I actually like Philip but the writing for him was all over the place and their relationship made no sense whatsoever.

For the last member of the big 3 we have Kevin......um okay I guess. The show was all over the place with what they wanted for his endgame - Sophie? Maddison? Cassidy? Zoe? He was obssessed with finding love and due to behind the scene issues, the writers keeps fluctuating with giving him a sense of direction. Everything with Maddison feels so pointless after the ending getting him back with Sophie.....which I wouldn't have hated if it wasn't so clear that all the decisions about her character were based on the actress' pregnancy and availability. I will give them props for making Cassidy his best friend though because I LOVE their dynamic.

Outside of the adult Pearsons we also had Deja and Malik and lord knows I hate them as a couple so much. I don't know why Deja couldn't get an easy love. Why did she had to be a stepmom at 15? Ughhh

Well if you enjoyed my rant then you'll probably also enjoy us talking about this topic on our podcast channel. Please watch, like and comment your thoughts! We love hearing from people 😁

[candyskiez]

Hi!!! 💖

6, 10, and 16 for your TOH ask game! 🦉

6: Hmmm. I got two! Willow and Boscha. And the Collector actually, so uh. Three. Look. Just just listen man just listen.

Willow, ngl, was boring for a while but For the Future sold me so hard on her and idc what y'all say. And context makes her so so much better ohhh my god. Because I started thinking. Ohhh she thinks her "old self", her old weakness her old personality is some curse that's coming back to ruin her and haunt her. She tries to kill every bit of the old her that lost Amity, that couldn't fend for herself that nobody liked or wanted. Because things only started getting better for her once she proved she could be strong, so of course her take away was that nobody loved her if she wasn't. She already lost her dads and she can't afford for everyone to stop loving her now, she can't afford to be weak anymore. Everyone loves her now. She needs to be the person they love. She needs to kill that weakness she needs to get rid of it needs to rip it out or everyone will LEAVE. God. I love her.

Boscha...admittedly. Mostly because of some very good fics. A fic that went into the idea of her teaching one of her friends to bully and be stronger. Toughen them up because nobody bullies the bullies, they were freshly traumatized and if she didn't get stronger they'd be a target. It made her so INTERESTING. And other fics that started selling me on the idea of her being attracted to Amity and the fucked up ways that could manifest. In one she'd dated a guy just to see how Amity would react, curious. And when he'd dumped her, Amity had dropped everything to comfort her. Boscha needs Amity to be that girl, her right hand, needs that dynamic because it makes her feel good about herself. She likes Amity so so much so WHY won't Amity LOOK at her. Why does Amity get to be fine WITHOUT HER. For the future once again made her very interesting to me I know y'all don't like it but. Idk man I like boschamity idk what to tell you. Love loses!

The Collector: OH BOY. Ngl I hated him at first. He was so annoying and boring to me? I didn't get the appeal at all. Didn't understand WHY everyone loved him. Then, once again, for the future happened and I just went 👁️👁️ and then watching and dreaming happened and I went oh okay fine he's cool. There's just. Something compelling to me about this child who has no role models whatsoever, who's been completely desensitized to the concept of death and horrible things because he's known them as just reversible punishments. And just the fact that he thought the archivists are the only one who can permanently get rid of someone. His reaction to Luz dying just....man. It sold me on him. But the just.. man. The scenes with him and King in ftf were so good too. Combination of "he's just a kid!!!" and "God. Poor fucking king." Done WONDERFULLY and I love him. I love himmmm okay fine Dana you sold me on them. I love them. I'm not immune to tiny god who has no idea what death is.

ONTO THE NEXT INE. FINALLY....

10: Oooo self indulgence. Honestly. In my very self indulgent way. I would've fucking loved a mentor episode. I have so so so much lore for the mentor but like. Almost none of it I'd actually logically put in the show. With that being said GOD it's fun to imagine it being a major thing in the background slowly building up and being really really important. I love the mentor I love the mentor I am weak man

16. The titan showing Luz the glyphs. Y'all, Philip was an unreliable narrator. Luz wasn't being shown them, and Philip wasn't hidden from them. Philip screamed at and attacked everyone he met. Philip viewed the isles as Evil and wanted nothing to do with it for years. Of course Luz discovered them so fast, she was actively looking for them the entire time she was in the isles! That's not Papa Titan showing her them. That's all Luz. Give the girl credit y'all.

[potatotrash0]

watching eyewitness gave me a headache bc (spoilers incoming)

1) philip reminded me of bella swan the ENTIRE time. swear on my life they have the same damn expressions it was so bad that i couldn’t even remember his name bc i internally referred to him as the bella swan guy

2) LUKAS istg i want to shake him like a maraca stop hitting your boyfriend??? crazy that LITERALLY 70% of the show was just me yelling at philip to dump his ass

3) GABE AND TONY MY KINGS. gabe was the unpaid therapist everyone in this show needed but didn’t deserve. he and helen are so sweet. i love seeing older married couples who aren’t toxic and are just in love like they’re young again. gabe just loves his wife sm it’s so cute….. also i need a spin-off of tony bc he was such an mvp off-screen and he never even got to tell his bear story. i love that man sm idc that he was comic relief. he’s the main character in my heart

4) the writers making helen and kamilah have that much chemistry and not doing anything with it was CRAZY. wdym they joked about being lovers twice and they had so many moments of bonding and solidarity and just. all I’m saying is polyamory solves everything. that’s ALL i’m saying

[deathbxnny]

Oh it's okay, i also have many fav. You maybe wondering why i asked for your most fav characters? Well, i was thinking to drew them as a gift cuz' why not. So i asked you and drew them. Here are the result (plus my fav characters):

Tbh, i have some difficulty drawing this because:

I don't know who's Johnny is, but i know he's a JoJo's character by his lastname. And i also kinda find it hard to draw him cuz' JoJo's artstyles is too......stylish. but eventually draw him, so it's okay

I also have a hard tolime on Kazuha because he's design is so detailed when you see up close and also have a hard time to fine the correct pose, well at least i make it work

Despite i love my Danny boy (sorry Danheng but i must call you that) but Happy Chaos is just perfect to me even if he's like an antagonist. Not just by his design, but i just like how i kinda know how his personality is (he's the only one who's blue and not normal skin color). He's also kinda hard probably because his abs (Guilty Gear though me how to draw buff character)

Phillip is not actually an anime character, but he's in an anime so idc if Johnny aren't an anime character. Philip is originally for a live-action show called Kamen Rider w (or Double).

Despite all the difficulty, i have so much fun drawing them

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OMGGG! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! THANK YOU AAAAAA!!!!!♡♡♡

I'm honestly having such an annoying and stressful time at work today, but you just made my day!!! The fact that you put in so much effort just for me makes me so happy, I can't stop smiling haha! I will definitely save it to my phone too!♡

Thank you again for the support and beautiful drawing, I WILL CHERISH IT!!♡♡♡♡♡

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[autumnapricot]

do we…have the same exact dad actually anon? 😂 mine too was the reason i started both f1 and motogp because when i was a kid, on sundays he would always have the tv on for the race during lunch time lol. i still drive home to my parents place every sunday to watch motogp with my dad—best tradition in the world ☺️ i feel like it‘s a kinda universal experience atp and i love it!//

aww haha! that's also what happened to me, but with dinner! because i live approximately 6 hours forward from CET.

and i'm so happy to see that you're still bonding with your dad by watching motogp every sunday! my dad just stopped watching f1 & motogp sadly. i asked why, but with f1 he said that the drivers are getting younger and younger (and it's true, half of the 2025 grid are much younger than me, and i'm the youngest kid in the family) and he doesn't feel that it's going to be interesting anymore. and my dad stopped watching motogp when rossi retired.

when i see the pictures of marc, damn, he's still as handsome as i remembered him when i was still a kid lol. his toothy smile, i'm sorry? that's one of the most gorgeous smiles i've ever seen. and i love the teasing glint from his eyes too.

he and carlos seem to vibe together. i'd be not surprised if they were closer in private. they're both racers, hailing from spain, they're close in age, and i love that both marc and carlos are that kind of playful, easygoing people.

but i think carlos isn't sponsored by estrella galicia anymore? that's why estrella moved back to mclaren after sponsoring ferrari, and peroni stepped up? but i might be wrong though!

but with marc joining ducati, maybe (a lil part in me hoping this) there'll be a joint ad for lenovo with either oscar or lando? i very hope so lol.

hihii like i said, universal experience atp!!💓💗

ohh true yeah i feel like a lot of the elder generation feel like that? my dad too stopped watching f1 (and i actively don‘t watch it anymore either tbh *fake fan exposed* because i just felt like there‘s so many stupid ass rules implemented nowadays, for the dumbest, most idiotic things ever (fuck you fia) and it‘s kind of lost the whole racing spark to me? motogp has lately also been going down that road far too much imo like let these mfers race!! i‘m happy to see some things going in 2027. wtfdym drop one position for a little elbow rub? give me war gimme them kicking each other idc *to be read with a grain of sarcasm) anyway i think it‘s kind of sad actually🥲 maybe you can convince your dad to watch either sport again for a race☺️

i personally think marc has only been getting more handsome with the years, i find him more attractive now even than when he was younger (sometimes he was too perfect like a barbie doll haha, i like me some character on the face, some smile lines, some little fine lines, some frown lines, some dark undereyes….maybe i just like older man oh) but yes, that‘s one gorgeous smile, and that little sparkle in his dark eyes that i think he‘s recently been gaining again after such hard years. yeah. that‘s a man.

i think carlos once mentioned that marc and him meet up for lunch whenever carlos is in madrid so i do think they are friends in private too or at least close acquaintances! which is lovely 🥰 tbh yeah i think carlos is not sponsored by estrella galicia anymore…. :((

ohhh now i‘m imagining marc with lando and/or oscar…i fear it would be the tiniest bit awkward lmao because lando may come off as stand-offish and oscar is his endearingly calm slightly awkward self, and marc‘s more reserved perhaps…but now that i think of it there was a video of oscar with marc from last year at philip island (..i believe…) i would dig seeing some more of them! 💕

[colins-bridgerton]

I LOVE him

[kuiinncedes]

the candymakersssss 😭

[philipwittebane]

things I will not be ready for if I see them in the toh season 2b trailer

a list by me comprised for no reason

Philip Wittebane. i will see one frame of him and flip my shit. i apologize in advance for the person I will become if philip appears in any way shape or form

More Maskless Belos. ties into the Philip thing cause I’m a hardcore Belos = Philip believer. also I just wanna see this dude without his mask more. I know his lips are chapped as hell but I wanna know why Matthew Rhys said he’s ‘misunderstood’. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS BELOS

Raine. idc if they’re possessed or whatever I just wanna see them again ;-;

any frame of hunter. this kid has been my favorite since I first saw him in may and I’m begging for 2b to have a lot more of him cause he is the best. I know he will cause he’s a major character this season but I’ll flip out anyways

anything involving the day of unity, lore hungry brain go brr

hunter doing glyph magic! cause he deserves it

the collector. it’s unlikely they’ll show up until the next eda episode but I can still hope for the trailer

THEM. WHO ARE THEY. WHY DO THEY HAVE THE BEST DESIGN. WHY DO I LOVE THEM

[moonmeg]

How did Caleb come to meet Flapjack? Does Andrew just have some palisman running around the house and when the brothers arrives Flapjack was like “I like this one!”

Since the depictions of the brothers in the human realm already show one of the two with a cardinal on his shoulders, it can be assumed Caleb and Flapjack already found each other in the human realm and Flapjack there already decided "yo this guy hella cool imma become his palisman now. Does he know what that is? Prolly not but idc. He's my buddy now"

I like the idea of Flapjack getting his wing injured after ending up in the human realm (however that happened) near the Wittebane residence and Caleb finding him. Once Cal notices the birb is injured and decides to nurse it back to health because what else would you expect from him.

One morning Cal prepares breakfast (because who else is gonna do that) and the little cardinal helps. Caleb hasn't got a big reservoir of recipes but he can make flapjacks!

He greets Philip with a good morning and puts the plate before him on the table, not sitting down for breakfast himself, but holding a plate in his hand and almost stuffing the food in.

"Aren't you going to sit down and eat in calm?", Philip asks.

"I don't have much time.", Caleb replies with a full mouth, swalloing befor continuing, "I'm called in early today. I have to leave in five minutes if I'm supposed to be there in ten minutes from now."

"You're leaving for work?"

"If you want to continue living I'm afraid I have no choice, Pip. I can't feed you love and attention. And I'm not exactly eager to starve to death myself, if I'm honest.", he replied tying his blonde hair back.

Philip watched his brother perplexed. He wasn't used to Caleb leaving so early on.

"I don't know when I'll be home. Do me a favor though? Could you watch Flapjack and make sure he's alright health wise?"

"Do you want me to make sure breakfast is alright health wise?"

"No, no, no, not the food. I meant Flapjack here!", he points at the cardinal on the table.

"I'm supposed to take care of a bird?"

Caleb held his hand out right infront of Flapjack so he could hop on his palm.

"Be grateful it's not a newborn child. Flapjack is easy to take care of. He doesn't need much. Surely you'll handle.", Caleb held his hand with the cardinal on it to his cheek and pet it.

"The birds name... is 'Flapjack'?", Philip stared in absolute disbelief.

"What? I thought it's a sweet name!"

"Please, for the love of God, never have children if this is the type of names you'll come up with."

[archivesofnostalgia]

Anya Taylor-Joy's filmography

okay so i've recently started watching anya's entire filmography and im not done yet. not even halfway there, but im putting here the list of the characters in movies/shows where anya has played in and that i've already seen, in no particular order with the occasional praise :) will be updating this list when i’ve seen more of her movies.

The Queen's Gambit - as Beth Harmon (MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE, I FUCKING LOVE BETH, SHE IS AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN 🥺🥺🧎🏻‍♀️💅👑)

Emma - as Emma Woodhouse. (she looked so pretty in all of her outfits 🥺)

Thoroughbreds - as Lily Reynolds. (i would let lily stab me idc, also the dad deserved it)

The Northman - as Olga of the Birch Forest (olga, leave that hairy man behind. he is a testosterone fueled man who USED u for him to get his revenge. that says enough)

Last Night In Soho - as Sandie. (again,,, i would let sandie stab me multiple times as well. would have murdered all those men for her, they are absolute pigs and Sandie deserved the world)

Marrowbone - as Allie. (ALLIE IM ON MY KNEES FOR U, LEAVE JACK, HE IS VERY MENTALLY ILL. OKAY IM ALSO MENTALLY ILL BUT AT LEAST IM NOT CRAZY??? let jack grief in peace and get better with time. in the meantime, im a way better fit for u allie, im just saying 🥺🧎🏻‍♀️)

Here Are The Young Men - as Jen. (Jen, im so glad u left that dickhead, he didn't deserve u. wish i could wrap u in a warm blanket and give u a hug and tell u it's going to be okay. men should be wiped out of existence ugh. THIS MOVIE THO, I FRICKIN HATE KEARNEY SO SO MUCH BUT I HATE MATTHEW EVEN MORE, BC HE ONLY THOUGHT ABOUT HIMSELF THAT BASTARD)

Barry - as Charlotte Baughman. (i disliked the guy. u deserved better, charlotte)

Morgan - as Morgan. (that asshole of a shapiro deserved to die like that. what a dickhead. morgan finally saw the lake she wanted to see. at least she got to see that)

Split - as Casey Cooke. (MY GOSH CASEY, U WERE SO FUCKING SMART. WHEN U MADE SURE TO PICK UP THE SHOTGUN SHELLS AFTER CLOSING THE GATE, I KNEW U WOULD SURVIVE. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO MAKES GOOD CHOICES IN A SURVIVAL SITUATION)

Glass - as Casey Cooke. (Casey, i admire u. i'm so proud of u. thanks for staying with kevin till the very end. i know he was grateful for u staying by his side)

The New Mutants - as Illyana Rasputin/Magik. (roberto can forget it, he won't be marrying illyana. i am)

The Witch - as Thomasin. (thomasin, u were the only person who stayed real. the only person who acknowledged ur own faults, despite all the undeserved hate u received from ur family, u remained the most genuine of all, i could only admire u more for that. also i would have offered the twins to black philip as well)

[womensblood]

Who I Write For (UPDATE) + Rules

Slasher(s)

Michael Myers (2018/2021 version ONLY, and I usually write for him on my own but don’t worry cause I’m GOOD AT IT)

Jason Voorhees

Chucky/Charles Lee Ray (but I only write him being poly with you and Tiff sorry bruddas😔)

Tiffany Valentine

Jennifer Check AND Anita “Needy” Lesniki (dude, they are in love so I can’t imagine them ever separating, so you guys are poly>:()

Nancy Downs (I know she’s technically not a slasher but idc)

Billy Lenz

Pinhead (+ Pinhead as a woman cause boobie)

Candyman (and Helen also when she’s a killer if you guys want *enter lip biting emoji*)

Hannibal Lecter

Herbert West

Art the Clown

Annie Wilkes

Jack Torrance

Wendy Torrance (I made an AU where she went insane instead and was an alcoholic and Jack was the better parent but she’s hot guys so it’s okay<3)

Baby Firefly

Captain Spaulding

Amanda Young

Kayako Saeki

Pyramid Head

Jessie “Chromeskull”

Doomhead

Stu Macher and Billy Loomis (they can be poly too if wanted)

Dead By Daylight

Danny/Jed “The Ghost Face” Olsen

The Oni

Sally “The Nurse” Smitherson

Legion (all except Susie)

Laurie Strode

Ash Williams

Amanda “The Pig” Young

Cheryl Mason

Pyramid Head

Anna “The Huntress”

Philip “The Wraith” Ojomo

Evan “The Trapper” MacMillian

Lisa “The Hag” Sherwood

Claudette Morel

Dwight Fairfield

Nea Karlsson

William “Bill” Overbeck

David King

Herman “The Doctor” Carter

Charlotte “The Twin” Dershayes (I am not writing for that stupid ugly ass baby do not request it I’m fucking begging)

Carmina “The Artist” Mora

The Executioner

Laurie Strode

Feng Min

Mikaela Reid

Caleb “The Deathslinger” Quinn

Adris “The Plague”

Leon S. Kennedy

Jill Valentine

Yun-Jin Lee

Jane Romera

Final Girls

Laurie Strode (both gilf and young version)

Ash Williams

Sidney Prescott

Ellen Ridley

Kirsty Cotton

Erin Harston

Nancy Thompson

Jamie Lloyd (ONLY PLATONICALLY)

Mortal Kombat

Mileena, my beloved

Literally every single woman in MK. All. Especially Mileena

Rule 1

I mostly write for trans readers/nb readers, so all of my content is trans and LGBT friendly. I generally use GN terms, but sometimes I specify. I will also use neopronouns if requested/if I feel like it! So don’t be afraid to ask<3

Rule 2

I’m not going to be unrealistic in my writings. Most of the people I prefer/will be writing for, are slashers. In some of these relationships, it’s not always going to be rainbows and sunshine. In fact, in a lot of these relationships, it won’t be the healthiest. Off you think Michael Myers would genuinely comfort you, you, my friend, are delusional. No offense. Along with many others.

Rule 3

No p3dophilia. I can write about dark topics but… I’m not going to glorify it. I often write about very dark subjects, so if I go into detail about that, I will give a warning. I’m not a monster.

Rule 4

You are not going to “change” or “heal” these people. With some (if not most/all), if you tried, you’d end up dead or worse. These are sick and demented villains who crave violence. We accept our lovely psychopaths as they are<3

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eldermourne things that are affecting me:

- canon sweet baby bukvar / fia’s asshole book Philip getting mad that someone else is bullying bukvar (sending him to a realm) and then being very cute about actually missing him a lot and being worried about fia

- it’s me and irina and bukvar !!!!!

- ive already posted about stella and zirk many times. It’s Good

- henry is literally my poor little meow meow idc if that’s not the correct application of the term since he actually hasn’t really done any crimes but he’s so pathetic his life sucks so bad and i care him sooo much. hank i love you and your jean jacket is so cool i promise <3

- WALDER... it’s so tragic and seems like a case where being sentient is more of a curse for him than being dead would be but i want kenley to be able to see him again before letting him go at least :< or they can be vampire and skeleton husbands, also,

- witch rituals involving cheek kisses always