#id die for her but hoe...

[bedforddanes75]

NASTY look from miss girl pebble

[themotherofhorses]

LETS GET THIS FUCKING PARTY STARTED

Cry Her Heart Out - Book 1: It's Her Party

Chapter 1: The Rogue Prince’s Return

Summary: “Out of all of Princess Rhaenyra’s children, there is only one whose parentage still remains a matter of great debate; that of Princess Lyla Velaryon, the First of Her Name, Enchantress of Hearts. Born one moon too early and sickly, many believed she would not make it to her first name day let alone six moons. Princess Rhaenyra was suspiciously found to be with Lyla shortly after a joint grand name day celebration for her son Prince Jacerys Velaryon, her youngest brother Prince Daeron Targaryen, and her twin cousins Ladies Baela and Rhaena Targaryen. This was the first time either of her cousins had been brought to court after the Rogue Prince’s latest exile.”

Archmaester Gyldayn’s account in The Night Beauty, Tales of the Overlooked Targaryen

Pairing: Aemond Targaryen x OFC

Word Count: ~2.3k

Chapter Warnings: Canon typical violence

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A/N: Thank you to @themotherofhorses for being my sounding board for this series. Another thank you to @em-writes-stuff-sometimes for inspiring me with her terms of endearment series in terms of tying in maester’s accounts.

“Out of all of Princess Rhaenyra’s children, there is only one whose parentage still remains a matter of great debate; that of Princess Lyla Velaryon, the First of Her Name, Enchantress of Hearts. Born one moon too early and sickly, many believed she would not make it to her first name day let alone six moons. Princess Rhaenyra was suspiciously found to be with Lyla shortly after a joint grand name day celebration for her son Prince Jacerys Velaryon, her youngest brother Prince Daeron Targaryen, and her twin cousins Ladies Baela and Rhaena Targaryen. This was the first time either of her cousins had been brought to court after the Rogue Prince’s latest exile.”

Archmaester Gyldayn’s account in The Night Beauty, Tales of the Overlooked Targaryen

116 A.C. 

The Red Keep was already a flurry of activity when the grand celebration was just for Prince Jacerys Velaryon and Prince Daeron Targaryen. But upon King Viserys’s pronouncement that his nieces were to be presented to the court for the first time during the very event, the castle descended into utter chaos. Seating arrangements were shuffled, fathers warned their unwed daughters, and a tourney was added, all for the feared Rogue Prince’s return to court. 

After absconding to the Driftmark and wedding Lady Laena Velaryon without the crown’s permission, many at court believed that they had seen the last of Prince Daemon Targaryen such as Queen Alicent. They had heard tales of his travels in the Free Cities and how he was finally worshipped there like many believed he had wanted back in Westeros. However, there were few, such as the disgraced former Hand of the King Otto Hightower, who knew that Prince Daemon was rather like a pernicious weed that never truly went away. 

The day had finally arrived and tensions were thick as the piercing shriek of Caraxes was heard across King’s Landing followed by the bellowing roar of the Queen of the Dragons, Vhagar. It was an entrance unlike any other the Rogue Prince had made in the past. The two dragons soared over Rhaenys’ Hill and Fleabottom before making their way to the Red Keep to repeat their harrowing calls. They then made a great show of turning back the way they came to settle Caraxes in the Dragon Pit and Vhagar on the sands of Blackwater Bay. 

It was only a matter of time before their riders made their way to the Red Keep and everyone in the castle was on edge. The Rogue Prince’s arrival could signal a new beginning for the Targaryen brothers or the continuation of their age-old bickering. Thankfully, it seemed the latter did not come to pass as the Rogue Prince’s arrival was announced to those gathered in the throne room.

Accompanying the Rogue Prince and his wife, Lady Laena Velaryon, were his twin daughters named Baela and Rhaena. Fatherhood seemed to have lessened some of Prince Daemon’s more unfavorable behaviors as he was softly comforting the young Lady Baela in his arms. The child was clearly distressed by all the gaping eyes on her and was eager to flee. The former Lord of Fleabottom took it in stride even as she tightly fisted his hair in her scramble to get free. 

None was as happy to see the change as King Viserys the Peaceful. On one side of the throne stood the smiling Princess Rhaenyra and her Prince Consort Laenor Velaryon with their son Prince Jacerys. The other side held the austere Queen Alicent with her children; Prince Aegon, Princess Helaena, Prince Aemond, and Prince Daeron. A clear divide between the two factions was only bridged by a king who was none the wiser to the discord brewing. 

The Good King embraced his brother and good sister before doting on the little ones. A sight that caused a small sneer to begin to appear on Queen Alicent’s face for the King’s display was a far cry from what she or her children were used to. The age-old conflict between the Targaryen brothers finally seemed to be at rest as King Viserys’ gave the couple his blessing and bequeathed small estates to each of his nieces. Thus the peacockery of the Rogue Prince’s return was at an end as the two brothers and Lady Laena took to the castle gardens for the first of many celebrations. 

Over the next few days, many at court began to notice the closeness between Lady Laena, Prince Daemon, Princess Rhaenyra, and by virtue of his position, Ser Harwin Strong. Whether it was the strong bonds of friendship forming between their children or something more salacious became a topic most heavily discussed amongst the courtiers. The gossip soon reached Queen Alicent’s ears from her sworn sword, Ser Criston Cole. Ser Cole believed that it was nothing more than a mummer’s farce, but a trained eye could tell the news was distressing to the Queen. 

The final day of the celebrations was finally upon the Red Keep as a tourney was being held for the first time in years. The last of which was held when the Good Queen Aemma was still alive. The crowds were restless for the Rogue Prince to join in and reclaim his crown. Many in attendance were curious to see whose favor he would carry that of his lady wife or his beloved niece, Princess Rhaenyra. Prince Daemon requested Lady Laena’s favor and swore to make her his queen of love and beauty; a statement that sent a flurry of awe through the gathered courtiers. Ser Harwin Strong was the one to receive the Princess’ favor in the end with help from an eager Prince Jacerys. Ser Harwin then began to slowly work his way through the ranks.

The day's events were relatively tame compared to tourneys of memories past, especially with Prince Daemon amongst those competing. It all ended with a final round between Ser Harwin “Breakbones” Strong and Prince Daemon, the former Lord of Fleabottom. Both were renowned fighters with much brutality to their fighting styles and everyone watching the tourney was on the edge of their seats to see who would reign triumphant. 

As the two readied their horses to charge, a hush fell over the crowd. Prince Daemon on his horse as dark as night and gleaming dragon-winged helmet took off charging towards Ser Harwin Strong on his stead of copper brown. Both men's lances hit true but did not throw their opponent from their horse. The squires readied their riders once more before Ser Harwin started galloping down to meet Prince Daemon. This time Ser Harwin was successful in unseating the Rogue Prince. However, as many in the court know the Prince is not one to readily accept defeat. 

Prince Daemon was quick to his feet calling for Dark Sister to be brought to him; a bloody contest of arms was to follow. Ser Harwin Strong was known for his brute strength while Prince Daemon Targaryen was known for swift, dancer-like swordplay. With their honor on the line, the two began a battle that those in attendance believed would not end well. Neither fighter was able to gain an inch on the other. The clashing of swords rang throughout the yard as each swordsman would parry. 

Between the two, Prince Daemon was the more seasoned of fighters due to his experiences in the Stepstones. That is not to say that Ser Harwin Strong had no experience himself as he rose from a soldier among the Gold Cloaks to being their Lord Commander. Their fight was reminiscent of the one from years prior between the Prince and Ser Criston Cole. The main difference between the two fights is that the courtiers began to notice the Rogue Prince was not out for senseless bloodshed. Had fatherhood truly softened the man? 

Amongst the crowd in the royal box, Lady Laena was seen to be clasping hands with Princess Rhaenyra. Why would she seem so on edge when a contest of arms is how her beloved lord husband won her hand in the first place? Is it because she is a soft-hearted dragon as rumors say or something more? This development worried Queen Alicent as soon as she noticed their hands. It reminded her of the days she two would be graced with the Princess' comfort during a tourney. A triumphant yell broke her from her thoughts.

Prince Daemon Targaryen had finally reclaimed his crown as the fiercest of warriors. Most curiously he was seen to be offering his hand to help Ser Hawrin up. Once the other man was upright once more, the Rogue Prince made quick work of the distance between him and his lady wife. He seemed eager to fulfill his promise of crowning her his queen of love and beauty; an honor she accepted most heartily. As the crowds dispersed back inside for a night of feasting, drinking, and overall merrymaking, a keen eye may have noticed Lady Laena plucking a flower from her crown and tucking it behind the Princess' ear. A gesture that was easily hidden by the fervent and swelling crowds.

While the daytime celebrations were meant to honor the strengthening of the Targaryen line and the beginning of the next generation of kings, the nights were purely for their sires and grandsires to enjoy. King Viserys welcomed and thanked his guests once before the room was filled with the smells of delectable treats and more sustenance than the eye could see. The King and Queen were seated at the large table in the middle of their growing family. Princess Rhaenyra was seated to the left of her father and next to her husband, Prince Consort Laenor Velaryon. Beside Laenor were his sister, Lady Laena, and her husband Prince Daemon. 

To the right of Queen Alicent sat Prince Aegon, the only child of the royal family who was old enough to attend the feast. Otto Hightower made a rare appearance in the capital since it was in honor of his grandson, Prince Daeron's second name day. He was accompanied by his youngest son, Ser Gwayne Hightower, who had been unseated in the tourney by Ser Harwin Strong. It made the seating arrangement of having Lord Lynonel Strong, Hand of the King and father of Ser Harwin, that much more awkward.

The King and the Queen were the first to open the dance floor as the most delightful music began. Soon couples were flocking to the floor while eligible bachelors and maidens made the first steps of courtship known. Laughter and cheers were rampant throughout the hall. A sight many of the court had not seen since the days when the Good Queen Aemma still lived. Prince Aegon was the first to leave the table in search of companions closer to his own age. Princess Rhaenyra soon was able to drag her father for a turn about the floor before she was joined by her husband. Lady Laena even convinced Prince Daemon to join in the merrymaking. 

King Viserys was pulled away by Lord Strong for small council business leaving the Hightowers alone on the dais. Queen Alicent never felt more alone watching her former friend dance with not only her husband but also Prince Daemon, Lady Laena, and even Ser Harwin Strong. Otto Hightower did what vipers do best and began spilling poison in his daughter's ears. Seven years had gone by, but the former Hand of the King still had his spies throughout the keep. He told her tales of unholy unions between Prince Daemon and Princess Rhaenyra, how Lady Laena was a part of it, and even the Lord Commander of the City Watch was seen leaving their halls at late hours. 

By the time Otto Hightower had finished sewing the seeds of discord, Queen Alicent saw what she had tried to ignore, her former love living the life Rhaenyra had once promised with another. Anger and resentment began to fester inside of her as she watched Princess Rhaenyra laugh and dance with her lovers right where anyone could see. With a quick glance over to her lord husband,  Alicent knew there was no way she would get King Viserys to believe her. He was enjoying watching his daughter, his delight, happy once more. Queen Alicent called over Ser Cole to escort her and her family to her chambers to hatch a plan to stop this sin before it destroyed them all. 

Soon the revelries died down and none was wiser to not only the Princess and Prince Consort slipping away in search of their own pleasures, but also Prince Daemon and Lady Laena followed soon after her. When the morning dawn finally made itself known over the spiraling towers of the castle, The closeness between those dubbed the Blacks only grew in the coming days especially once Princess Rhaenyra had been revealed to be with child once more. The Blacks had consisted of, prior to the festivities, Princess Rhaenyra, Prince Consort Laenor, Ser Harwin Strong, Lord Lyonel Strong, and Prince Jacaerys, even though he was too young to fully understand the coming conflict.

Their opposing party the Greens seethed as Rhaenyra paraded what was most likely another bastard among the court. The Greens currently consisted of Queen Alicent, Prince Aegon, Princess Helaena, Prince Aemond, Prince Daeron, Ser Criston Cole, Lord Larys Strong, and Otto Hightower, in a limited capacity. Another blow to the Greens' cause came when Prince Daemon and his family extended their stay at court indefinitely. It caused those loyal to the Greens to continue to plot in secret until a possible win arrived eight moons to the day of that final feast. 

[idkwhatever580]

Idk if y’all liked my commentary on the last episode of Agatha All Along but I’ve decided I don’t care what you guys think I’m gonna do it anyways. And I’m gonna give timestamps this time 😭

I just realized I never posted this 😭 I’m gonna post it now while I’m working on episode six bro 😭🔫

⚠️WARNING⚠️ AGATHA ALL ALONG EPISODE 5 SPOILERS AHEAD… WATCH AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.

You have been warned 😭

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2:09:

OH MY GOD WTF ARE THOSE THINGS

Like logically I know they are the Salem seven. And that probably means they’re the lady witches that Agatha killed all the way back in wandavision lol 😂 but why are they whispering and lurking like fucking BUGS THEY LOOK LIKE BUGS

3:02:

Holy shit not Rio defending Agatha. That’s low-key hot. Not the protectiveness 😭

So what? Maybe she is the angel of death or whatever you want to call her. (Angel in my eyes) I’d probably let her kill me and then I’d thank her for it too 😭😜

5:12

WOOOAAAAAHHHHH

That was so fucking funny bro 😭 why is rio so fucking real. Like idc that I’m being chased I’m literally about to ride a broom

IM PAMELA PUMPKIN

Now ride the witches broom. Ride the witches broom 😭

6:36

Bro her witch laugh ✋😭

That shit has me shook

6:56

OH HELL NAW FUCKING BUGS?!

ID KILL MYSELF SO HARD

8:47

No way.

“We have to wee gee”

✋😭🔫

I’ve never ever pronounced ouija like that brooooo

10:02

She so real for that

10:48

Stop I can’t take this seriously 😭🙏

11:30

STOP THEYRE SO REAL

11:46

Not her getting fucked up my mrs hart 😭

12:39

Stop that was so cringey. I knew she was faking the second I saw Rios face

Guys… I can’t spell this good. Y’all are moving to fast for me bro 😭

I legit thought it was spelling out Marsha when it

14:24

Bro this whole thing is crazy bro

14:42

No shot. Leave her alone with your little retainer ass bitch.

15:02

Shut your whore mouth Jen.

I hate all of you.

She is literally just a girl

15:21

Not Agatha being a fucking pick me 😭

16:18

WHAT THE FUCK

16:29

“Sweetheart are you okay?”

Stop y’all. I know she meant it in a not so endearing way, but DAMN

17:25

Nah shit.

I apparently hate ghosts too.

17:34

✋😭

No fucking way bro

18:04

Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends mom 😭🔫

18:32

“No! NO WAY!”

That’s so fucking sweet

“Yeah well her mother can’t have her”

She probably knows how scared she is right now. Honestly I think Agatha wouldn’t be afraid to die in Rio’s hands because she would take care of her and make sure her soul was safe or something like that idk (maybe it’s my fluff brain speaking)

But she knows her mom would hurt her and she doesn’t want her last minutes to be with the person who tried to take her life bro 😭🔫🔫🔫🔫

19:08

Oh damn. Rio’s reaction. She knows how bad her mom is.

19:25

OH FUCK YOU JEN KILL YOURSELF YOURE A BITCH I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE GOOD BUT YOURE A HOE

20:06

NO AGATHA YOU CAN BE GOOD PLEASE STOP

20:39

OH HELL NO THATS SO TRAUMATIZING

Like I know she just tried to kill Alice and almost did. But like no fucking way

21:20

NooooooooOoOooOoOooOoooooooOOOOOO

22:11

They did my bitch dirty.

23:53

No fucking way… I’m in the library at my college bro. I’m actually about to shit myself bro 😭🔫

Like I’m going to shit my pants.

Stop. I’m so done.

I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. Im done.

I think I’m actually gonna throw up. I can’t do this. I need to cry but wtf.

In conclusion:

I seriously am feeling so many things I’m supposed to do schoolwork but I can’t even focus now 😭🔫

Now I feel like I need to sit and stare at a blank wall for an hour. That’s not allowed to happen but I actually have a headache from feeling to hard. Maybe also a heartache.

I’m out here defending Agatha like “oh you can be good it’s okay babe” right and then she goes and does this shit.

Also Billy… Billy my boy. Bill bob. I seriously need you to get to the end of the road and bring your mother back. Because I swear to god if you bring vision back I will hate you. And I will never be able to look at you the same.

Also… what did you do with Tommy huh? You jsut left him out in the cold somewhere? Lost in a fucking hex??? Get out bro.

I swear. This is gonna break my heart. Kmskmskmskmskmskmskmskmskmskmskmskmskms

[theuniverseawakens347]

Trying to make it seem like Howard was responsible for gilbreana death .. I literally get off on her picture being hung up in the house and sent pornography to the White House off his computer from the robbery may 21 to not be caught for UR WHOLE WILLING PART IN HER MURDER.

And ur switched ur computer w Howard’s computer ..

Then wiped his and took it for ur own .. WHILE U WENT TO THE CABIN THATS WILD LEE

Meh came back to HIS LAPTOP MISSING OFF HIS DESK … but REALLY ITS UR LAPTOP THE FUCKING APPLE ID DOESNT EVEN MATCH HIS RECEIPT FOR THE COMPUTER YAL BOUGHT ME ..AND MINE WASNT WVEN IN THE HOUSE AT THE TIME I WAS AT AVA AND MINE GOT NIGGAS IS GODS ( incriminating) WEED STICKERS ALL OVER IT LEE

And I replaced my COVER ABD ATILL GOT WEED STICKERS ON MINE ..

U GIYS GOT THE SMOOTH GREY ONES BUT LIKE AGAIN .. APPLE ID LEE .. u really don’t know how to work a computer or

U paid Alissa AND FRIENDS OF IAN TO LITERALLY “HACK IT” WILLINGLY GAVE PASSWORD AND SEND NUDES FROM HOWARDS EMAIL ..

HE SIGNED IN ONCE AND LEFT IT OPEN ..

BITXH U SENT THE NUDES UR SELF THEN HAD MOFO STEAL THE COMPUTER TO “HIDE THE EVIDENCE “ and then tell Ian to take Howard’s safe of guns and go committ a murder which h4_eazy “did” and GOT CAUGHT W REGISTERED GUNS N HOWARDS NAME N CHRIS TRIED TO SAY HOWARD KILLED ALEXIS … CAUSE THAT CASE WAS BEING REOPENED

All this was being reopened ON MY FAMILY CAUSE IT LITERALLY GOES RIGHT BACK TO U ALISSA SAYING SHE DIDNT KNOW ..BITCH I SEEN LEXI FACE WE LOOK LIKE TWINS YEAH IT WAS BEFORE WE MET AND CHRIS U BEEN FUCKIN KNEW MY NIGGA WE WENT TO 54 th together no wonder Myron played stupid when Lauryn Reese brought me around

ALL. YALL NIGGAS BEEN AFTER ME N MY FAMILY ON BEHALF OF LEE ARLVICTORIALONGTON FAMILY SINCE THE BEGINNING TIME LEE ANTI MASONS VS MANSON ( MY FAMILY IN THE-SKY )

GIRL BYE LIKE BE SO FUCKING FR. EVERY FRIEND IVE HAD AROUND ME KNEW U ONE WAY OR ANOTHER AND WAS PAID OFF OR THREATEN TO HIDE MY TRUTH U BEEEEEN ALWAYS KNEW WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP W ME OR ELSE U WEIRDO BITCHES WOULDNT HAVE WORKED SO HARD. NO MATTER HOW I SAY IT YAL BIGGAS KNOW IT ALWAYS TURNS ME U OBVIOUS THE FUCK LY KNOWING IM GOD AND UR SATAN AS FUCK.

Chris UR A DICK HEAD WILLINGLY KILLING ALEXIS AND PASSING CHILD PORN TO PUT ON HOWARD NUGENT CAUSE LEE SAID YAL WOULD GET OUT DUE TO LEGAL BACKING .. what bitch, KILLING ME!?

HOW U GON KILL ME WHEN U KNOW IM ETERNAL AND U SHOWED ME LAW ABIDING CITIZEN MY TRUTH.

But you REAL LIFE DIDNT WANT DIE ALONE. SO UR HOLDING HOWARD HOSTAGE WHO UNALSO KNW IS ONE OF MINE .. AND THEN ROOED THE KIDS INTO IT INCASE HE LEAVES U

He real life like bomb protection squad rn and I’m real life hostage til I SAID ALL THIS CAUSE U TOOK BITCH MADE TO SPEAK UP DAWG HOE. THATS SAD. ALL THAT CRIME BUT U CANT PUT YO FUCKING CHEST OUT AND TAKE THE TIME .. THEN WHY FUCKING DO IT ..

Trying to claim insanity card THATS WHY U HAD THE KIDS DO ALL THIS CAUSE UR REAL LIFE EMBARRASSED THAT THUS IS LEGIT U AS A PERSON NATURALLY AS I STARED ON THE BLOG AND AT 11 when I said I hated u for some fucking reason .. BITCH I MEAN 🤯 WHAT LEE U COULDNT SAY “CASH UR GAWD IM THE DEVIL”

UR AFRAID OF DEATH BUT URSELF IN A FEDERAL FUCKING CASE AND ROPED IDIOT KIDS INTO SO U COULD FEEL SMARTER THAN SOMEONE .. Therese turned .. FAMILY PAID OFF BY HOWARD TO MAKE RIGHT TURN THEMSELVES IN ADMIT TO ME AND THEN I PAY THEM OFF TO NOT DONIT .. NATIONAL TERRORIST DID THE SAME TO FRIENDS BUT U WANA OPEN AN HARASSMENT CASE ON ME .. MY NIGGA U CANT BE FOR REAL ..HAVE U BEEN MEDICATED THIS WHOLE TIKE FOR A MENTAL ILLNESS AND AINT TELL NO ONE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN STOP TAKING MEDS CAUSE I SAID WHATEVER U GAVE ME AT THE PSYCHWARD GOES RIGHT BACK TO U???

Girl .. BUT IM MENTALLY UNstaBLE?

EVEN WHEN KNOWING THE SHIT WAS AWFUL FOR ME I STILL TOOK IT ALL OF IT WVEN AT ST FRANCIS.

My nigga take it to the chin WTF U DO THIS FOR.

U put me in psych wards cause that was a projection of ur own truth like trying to sell a fucking pound of OH SO CLEARLY SHIT WEED.

My nigga I really been living 21 YEARS W A PSYCHO WHO PUT ME IN HER CARE AFTER EVERY FUCKING THING IVE GONE THRU BEFORE THE “adoption”

LIKE THIS REAL LIFE CANT BE FUCKING FOR REAL .. YAL SAID “oh I go on psych meds ( AT DUMB ASS FUCK NICKI) and we’ll give cashay to you” AFTER SHE MURDERED MY LITTLE SIATWR COUSIN GILBREANA

And then before my 16th and Lexi 15th she planned to have Tyler Ian Alissa WILLING SICK BITCH and CHRIS WILLING BUT GON LIE INWAS IN A ROUGH PLACE W ALEX MADE ME DO IT TRYING TO PROVE MYSELF U STILL HAD A CHOICE. U CHOSE STREET LIFE MY NIGGA TF U JOIN THE GANG IF U CANT HANG PUNK BITCH ..like DAQUAN TRYSHA WILLING FOR SOME ALIEN BLOOD OR MY FUCKING MONEY.. THAT BITCH PUT A BOUNTTY ON MY HEAD. NICKI AND U WILLINGLY TURNED ME OVER TO HER

Askari TELEPATHIC BITCH U BEEN LYING TO HIM FOR A MINUTE THAT NIGGA BEEEEEEN STEPPING IN BEHIND THE SCENES ON THE BACK END .. UR WORK FALLING THRU CAUSE THAT NIGGA LOOOKING OUT FOR ME HOWARD TOO

..

But you REALLY LET IT get to some crazy ass level of extortion Lee .. KILL ME N U WIN THE GAME OF LIFE AND GET ETERNITY INTO THE NEXT LEVEL ..yal niggas that stupid??? THATS WILD

So basically 1. U KNEW

2. I TRIED TO ASSASSINATE GOD ..I thought you satanic fucks READ THE BIBLE??

DONT U KNOW SATAN “TAKING OVER” WAS A TRICK TO PROVE U ARE LITTERALY FUCKING VILE DIGUSTING BEINGS.

I really think u gon out rank THE CREATOR OF ALL OF SPACE.

I’m 4 quadrillion years old and literal fucking projecting of the universe IN HUMAN FORM.

A Simulation. I DIE WE ALL DIE. AGAIN WORLD WIDE GENOCIDE LEE.

Start the “game of life” ALL OVER .. I CHOOSE WHEN WE COME BACK AND GUESS WHAT 5 major resets U THOUGHT I WAS DUMB ENOUGH EVEN MEDICATED AS FUCK THE WAY U DID ME I WAS JUST GOING TO HAVE IT BE LIKE ALL THE ORHER TIKES??

U KNOW HOW LONG U ALONE BEEN DOING THIS DUMB SHIT IN A DIFFERENT BODY SUIT CHARLES LITERALLY FUCKING MANSON.

Nicki .. Marlyn Manson. Like wtf yal.

WHY WOULD I REPEAT THE SAME THING AND EXPECT A NEW OUTCOME..UR INSANE NOT ME ALSO GOD OVERSEES ALL BEFORE IT HAPPENS ONLY ME AND RIGHTFUL FAMILY CAN SEE THE FUTURE ..but it’s like at what point do YOU STOP AND MAKE BETTER FUCKING CHOICES.

Yal CLEARLY ARE REAL LIFE ILL INTENT PEOPLE. MALCOM INCLUDED. TRYING TO PUT IT ON ASKARI. .. nigga no.

Generational curses in a weird fucking way.

THIS IS WILD LEE AND NICKI RING LEADERS TO THE ANTI MASONS KILLING AND LIVING OFF MY FAMILY.

HOWARD AND ASKARI THE OTHER SIDE FIGHTING PROTECTING AND LOOKING OUT.

Lee u BEEEN GOT NEWS OF THIS BEING FEDERAL AND AINT TOLD NO ONE. HOWARD AND ASKARI WENT BEHIND UR BACK AND MADE RIFHT TO THISE INNOCENT AND ROPED INTO UR MIS GUIDEDNESS LIKE THERESE W RIVER / Patrick ( sorry) and JEAN w Bonnie/ forest .. U MANAGE TO TRY N PUT THAT ON ME CAUSE U STRUGFLE W GENDER AND EQUALITY AND U HATE GAYS U HATE ANYTHING THAT ISNT WHITE OR SLAVERY.

Literally what I put on the blog about in 2020 was VERY REAL AND MY BRAIN REAWAKENING OUT SHADOW MODE AND I TOLD U IN A 10 PAGE LETTER I FOUND MY FOREVER PERSON TRISTAN ❤️❤️ and U DECIDED NAW KILL THE WHOLE WORLD.

I made myself, bae and A WHOLE LOT MORE OF ME .. like be so fucking fr.. u clearly DONT believe in God and NEVER read the Bible to think U COULD KILL ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT LIKE NO ONE WAS GUNA SERVE JUSTICE??

🤯🤯🤯

Clearly I’m still under medicine cause .. the punkd kids gotta come out w cameras this really can’t be what u thought

AND U IDIOT CHILDREN CHRIS FELL FOR IT DEEPLY. HAD U KNOW IT WAS MY FAMILY U WOULDNT HAVE .. NIGGA WE WENT TO ELEMENTARY TOGETHER U SEEN MY FACE I GOT A VERY PROMINATE NAME U USE IT EVERYDAY FUCKING CASH BITCH.

This can’t be real life rn .. THIS FR YALL? THATS wild A NIGGA IS REAL LIFE CRAZY .. going to the psychward in 23 and Howard being there u was talking to him that u real life need help.. I seen inside I’m not admitting thru me that “I’m sick” being u.. I will say I AM SICK N TIRED OF UR FUCKING INSANITY .. U DO NEED HELL IF THIS IS FR .. but like u speak to me n projection about ur life .. that’s not working for me Lee .. I see inside u ur guilty and need help but lady u did the 5,8, and 9th step … 38 years right? FUCKING SHOW IT.

[melancholypancakes]

The Sandman, Sweetbitter & Markiplier TV Incorrect Quotes (Plus me) (References are from”Thegoodadvicecupcake)

Cats During The Day

Y/n: Aw! So cute! 

Y/n sees Lord Meowpheus sleeping on her bed

Y/n: Precious little angel~ 

Cats at Night

Y/n is trying to sleep but has insomnia. Her eyes are wide open while Meowpheus is running around the room 

Y/n: THIS. CAT. WAS SENT FROM HELL. TO KILL ME. 

Lord Meowpheus purrs and his fur gets in Y/n's face

{...} 

Hob: You're my BFF, right? My ride or die? 

Dream: Always. 

Hob: Ineedyourhelpburyingsomething. Noquestionsasked. 

Dream:...

Dream summons a shovel out of nowhere

Dream: No Questions needed. 

Later, AT 2am 

Dream and Hob digging in the garden at Hob’s work 

Hob is a cinnamon roll and finishes gardening Night-shades flowers 

Hob: perfect! These Night-shade flowers look beautiful here. 

Hob and Dream look at Night-shade flowers in awe 

{...} 

Simone looks at Y/n, she is reading a book 

Simone: Y’know, maybe I should read more like Y/n does. 

Jake: Y/n is so smart though! 

Jake obviously admires Y/n

Jake: I bet her books are far more sophisticated for us.

Simone agrees 

Y/n is reading an erotic novel and blushes red 

Y/n: He does WHAT, To her WHERE?!

{...} 

Aphrodite: Oh, Oneiros….You’re so hard on yourself. 

Aphrodite: You deserve kindness and patience…

Morpheus is brooding and moping 

Aphrodite: Try speaking to yourself, as if you were your own friend! 

Aphrodite holds Morpheus's hand as he nods and looks at the lake

Morpheus: You…DUMB. HOE. 

Aphrodite: Regular friend. Not best friend. 

{...} 

At the beginning of everything when Morpheus and Desire are young 

Morpheus: Mom, who’s your favorite child? 

Desire: It’s me, isn’t it~

Night: Oh Boys, I love you both equally~ 

Night: Goodnight, my sweet Dream~ 

Night kisses Dream’s head 

          Night: Goodnight, My…Ughhh… 

Desire looks at his mom in confusion and Night looks back at him 

Night: Other one. 

Desire in pure shock as Dream has a smug look on his face 

                          {...} 

Witch! Y/n and Morpheus on their first date 

Witch! Y/n talking a lot and fast

Witch! Y/n: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah 

Morpheus smiles and drinks tea 

Witch! Y/n stops talking and stares at Morpheus

Witch! Y/n: Oh sorry… 

Morpheus: ? 

Witch! Y/n: I talk a lot…

Witch! Y/n looks away sad and embarrassed 

Morpheus slams his hands on the table and the tea falls on the table while Y/n is in shock

Morpheus: Don’t stop! It’s easier to listen… 

Morpheus gives a small smile at Y/n while holding his hand out for her and she takes it

Witch! Y/n:... 

Witch! Y/n smiles and looks at Morpheus

Witch! Y/n: And so, I was like blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah 

{...} 

Morpheus and Nymph! Y/n laying in bed together 

Nymph! Y/n: I never want to leave your arms~ 

Morpheus shocked

Morpheus: really?... 

Nymph! Y/n: Of course! 

Nymph! Y/n smiles sweetly at Morpheus 

Morpheus tears up

Nymph! Y/n: Oh…Dream, I love you!

Nymph! Y/n hugs Morpheus 

Morpheus's right arm underneath Nymph! Y/n back and his arm grows dead tired 

Morpheus: I love you too…. 

{...} 

Y/n and Wilford sitting on a bench 

Ruthanne: I could’ve come up with lots of reasons not to do it…

Ruthanne: But I was just scared. so I did it anyways!

Wilford points a finger up as Ruthanne waits and suddenly Wilford appears with balloons in the air 

Ruthanne is in awe as she is given a golden medal from Wilford that said “Did it anyways!” 

Ruthanne standing on #1 place as a parade underneath her 

Ruthanne looks up to see a sign in the sky from an airplane saying “Did it anyways” 

Ruthanne smiles as she is immediately in a big hug from Wilford 

Wilford: I’m so f*cking proud of you!!! 

{...} 

Alice attends to Wilford tea party

Wilford: Alice! 

Wilford waves at Alice to come over to the table 

Wilford: Welcome to my cute b*tches only tea party! 

Alice is amazed 

Wilfrord: Please, sit down. 

Wilford says as Alice sits down, being served tea 

Alice: Wilford, this is easily one of the best ideas you’ve ever had. 

Alice holds a filled tea cup close 

Alice: I can’t wait to- 

Alice smells a disgusting smell 

Wilford begins to grow worried 

Wilford: What…what is it? 

Alice:...Your teacup. it smells…like FISH 

Wilford is in shock 

Wilford: WHAT?? NO WAY!!! 

Wilford grabs a teacup and smells it, his face is in disgust

Wilford throws it away

Alice is worried

Wilford: How did this happen?!

Dark comes in, drinking his black coffee 

Dark: We did cook salmon last week. 

Wilford looks at Dark and garbs his face 

Wilford: BUT THAT WAS LAST WEEK!!! 

Alice is confused 

Alice: you don’t clean your dishwasher? 

Wilford is in shock as he did not know that and Alice faints on the floor

Wilford comes to her side as she lies there

Alice: You have to clean it with…

Alice looks at Wilford weakly 

Alice: Affresh tablets! 

Alice pretends to be dead for dramatic effect 

Wilford gasp before she opens her left eye

Alice: Also, your shirt stinks. Clean your laundry machine too. 

Alice pretends to be dead for dramatic effect again 

Wilford is sitting there in shock before he screams

Wilford: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

{...}

Desire: Let’s start a new trend, where we don’t get embarrassed for being ourselves. 

Desire: And you Motherf*ckers that like making people embarrassed for being themselves. 

Desire: Mind your F*cking business and go fill out for a job on “Indeed”! 

Desire: Oh better yet, go to counseling and stop ruining our lives. We get IT. You don’t like yourself. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. 

{...} 

Aphrodite when she finds out her sexuality 

Aphrodite spins the wheel of sexuality

Arrow points to “Bisexual” 

Aphrodite: Awesome! 

Aphrodite looks at the fates 

Aphrodite: Does this mean I get double chances in a relationship? 

Fates:...

Aphrodite:...

Aphrodite looks at them with hopeful eyes 

Fates: More like more chances to be ALL BI- yourself!

GODS and Nymphs start laughing 

Aphrodite looks at the fates and walks away

{...} 

Desire: I’m Desire, I go by They/Them. 

Aphrodite: I’m Aphrodite, I go by She/her! 

Aphrodite: And if you don’t respect us using our pronouns…

Aphrodite gets all scary 

Aphrodite: You’ll be a were/was. 

{...} 

Witch! Y/n: Sometimes…someone does something that makes you MAD. 

Morpheus: Y/n…I spilled water on your spellbook…And then I dropped it, aaaaand then I accidentally set it on fire…I’m sorry.

Witch! Y/n:....

Witch! Y/n: And even though, they apologized, you might not be ready to forgive them. And that’s okay! 

Witch! Y/n: Because It’s important to process emotions! 

Witch! Y/n looks at Morpheus, crosses her arms, and looks away

Witch! Y/n: Hmph! 

Day and night pass by 

Next Day

Morpheus: Are you still mad- 

Witch! Y/n: DON’T TALK TO ME YET!!!

Morpheus is just shock 

Day and Night pass again

Morning

Witch! Y/n: Okay, I’m over it. 

Morpheus smiles and they both hug

Morpheus: Oh, I also may have…hurt Lucienne’s feelings. 

Witch! Y/n twitches in anger

Witch! Y/n: DREAM!!!

{...} 

Narrator: She’s a 10, but… 

Melancholypancakes pinning for Morpheus 

Narrator: she loves fictional characters more than you. 

{...}

Witch! Y/n stuck between people on a train

*Witch! Y/n sighs*

Witch! Y/n: whenever life feels too hectic, I like to put on my headphones… 

Witch! Y/n: just listen to something soothing…and let it all melt away~ 

Witch! Y/n puts headphones on and plays HEAVY METAL 

Witch! Y/n: SO. RELAXING! 

{...} 

Co-worker: What do you have plan for your day off Melancholypancakes? 

Melancholypancakes: Nothing. 

Co-worker: Aw, I’m sure you can think of something. Maybe a hike, or a concert, or a- 

Melancholypancakes: You don’t understand. The PLAN is NOTHING. 

Melancholypancakes lazy around on the couch

Melancholypancakes: Aww, Yeah…

{...} 

Witch! Y/n returns to the dreaming

Witch! Y/n: There you are, I missed you so much!!!

Morpheus smiles

Morpheus: aw…I missed you to- 

Witch! Y/n runs and hugs Matthew 

Witch! Y/n: My handsome boy~ 

Matthew being “Mr. steal your girl” 

Matthew nuzzling on Witch! Y/n

Witch! Y/n: I love you more than anything in the world!!!

Witch! Y/n: You give me purpose. There is literally nothing. NOTHING. I love as much as you~

Morpheus in shock and jealously 

{...} 

Witch! Y/n eating an apple

Witch! Y/n: What you choose to do…

Witch! Y/n throws the apple aside

                Witch!: Has a big effect on the universe!

          Giant tree grows

Witch! Y/n: you’re like a Wizard~

Witch! Y/n in her black Witch outfit 

Witch! Y/n: So, act like it!!

{...} 

Y/n minding her own business, looking at her phone in the restroom 

Loud banging noises on the restroom door 

Y/n yelps 

Y/n: Uh…Occupied? 

Y/n: Who’s there?? 

More Loud banging noises on the restroom door 

Y/n gets scared

Y/n: Show yourself!!

The door opens and Lord Meowpheus appears 

Lord Meowpheus: Meow!

Lord Meowpheus jumps on Y/n's lap and lays on her

Lord Meowpheus purrs 

Y/n: there’s nooo privacy in this apartment…

{...} 

Young Ophelia shopping with her older brother 

Ophelia sees Louis Sweeton's boots and Leo eyeing her 

Leo: Ophelia. We’re on a budget. 

Ophelia: I NEEEEEEEED IT! 

Leo: C’mon, Ophi. 

Leo drags Ophelia to leave, not dealing with this sh*t 

12am

Leo is still sleeping 

Ophelia wakes up

Ophelia: IT’S TIME. 

Black Friday and everyone is screaming and stealing objects left and right 

Someone looks at the boots but Ophelia grabs them and punches the person in the face 

{...} 

Desire: Wow. You’re so short! Very stubby limbs. You make a nice armrest~ 

Y/n getting offended 

Y/n: Hmph! 

Desire: Why are you getting mad~ I’m just saying how I want to put you on my dashboard like an itty bitty, dainty little toy~ 

Y/n: I’LL DESTROY YOU! AHH! 

Y/n starts beating the sh*t out of Desire while he screams for his sister 

Death: Never ever. Insult a short person's height. 

Death gets scared

Death: They’re Vicious….

{...} 

Kindergarten 

Teacher: Okay, class I’m going to need some STRONG boys to help carry these chairs~ 

Little Ophelia carrying all chairs 

Little Ophelia: F*ck the patriarchy!!!

[mangoposts]

pinkpantheress is so sexy like thats my girl back off hoes

I actually love her so bad id fall on the floor and start tweaking if i ever met this woman

She always goes to the restaurant down the street from my place in LA and i go just waiting for her to walk in but she never does i wanna die

[blkkizzat]

Haiiii babes!!!! Hope u been well 😙

(Literally just came from rereading plug choso once again to keep it fresh in my brain hehe) istg i love him so bad but….nicki was right, trauma is the way. Him sharing that blunt with gouda bitch has me steaming every time smh. I would fuck cho infront of her but she dont deserve to see the dickk!

Venus in gemini and mars in aries HELP HSJKSKSK NO OKAY U and toji would be so good for each other 😭 yall can play games and he drag u back in so u dont get too bored hehe. My mars is in leo and my good friend studies astrology and she deadass do be saying thats the corruption kink placement hehe, plus i got some virgo in there too so my shit is obsesseddddd with corrupting purity whoops (and obsessive + possessive AF like i wanna be someone's first and their everything) which is so true cause i be fucking with ppl to make em obsessed with me and ion even want them jdksks. I js cant do virgin reader bc i have a SA trauma which sucks bc there are so many virgin reader fics and i gotta sit em out which is why i flock to shit like otaku!gojo where the man is a virgin like that heals me so much u have no idea lmao (even tho this pussy can squirt by itself, i would show virgin gojo all the tricks hehe) Yes ma'am i do fuck w astrology, and recently tarot a lil bit 👀 got me a lil reading and erthing hehe

Tbf i dont feel like u have a truly irredeemable character because they all have some sort of bg story (okay lets ignore reader from gf!choso literally killing a man bc DAMN when i say the dialogue you gave him had me stressing tf out, like i almost had an angry cry when he was airing out shit at the party. The bat scene from there was so iconic tho) like even plug choso, reader is a brat but i rlly feel like its bc shes an overachiever which i vibe w soooo hard. She's the definition of "honey u need to get some dick and RELAX" bc she trying to do it all and none of it is for herself. Im similar so i see her bratiness as a defense mechanism iykwim. Ngl the ending of pt 2 had me scared bc like i can dish it out, but i cant take it LMAOOOOOO like choso shared a blunt w some other bitch and i was already in tears istg he gon have to make that up to me smh. YESSSSSSS i love with the characters are still downbad for the reader even when she's a bitch like, thats the kinda ride or die i wantttt.

I feel u bc i cant do angst that effects the reader lol.

Guestprofessor yooooo i love that dynamic!!! I rarely read gojo (or geto too) bc i rarely find a version of him that doesnt turn his charisma into fuckboyness like it just aint for me, but w.e the girlies enjoy :p

Ohhh i do need to check out those websites even tho i have nowhere to go rip. I love me a gown but they almost never reach past my shins 💀 got that damn amazoness genetic smh

LMFAOOO ur so real for that. Tbh cho could be a virgin and id still talk to him like a two dollar hoe 😭

Sending u all the good vibes frrrrr its always fun chatting w u too kali babes 😚

🍒 anon

Awe you are so sweet reading it again. I hope I can get the next part out tonight for u, I’m getting 2 people to read so once they are done I will make changes and post. 

LMFAO im crying cause you are like the 3rd person who told me that part had them heated. But hehe funny you should mention fucking him in front of her…. *shhhh*

Yeah no I would need the games to keep me interested lmfao. Oooh corruption kink!  you know until Choso I never had one of those but I just want to ruin him dskhfkjhdkHSa. But relatable, sometimes you just flirt because you can LOL

Oh no, im so sorry to hear about your SA trauma. I completely understand. While I don’t necessarily have drama, I think another reason I lean towards bimbo!reader is I don’t like how society places a woman’s value on virginity. It’s a totally different thing that wanting to be someone’s first or even corrupting, cause im into those kinks too. I don’t like when it seems like the whole value of them is their virginity if it makes sense. 

I actually own a tarot deck too! But I haven’t studied it enough to do it on my own. I’ve had mine done by friends before though!

Lmfao yeah gf!choso reader is also a bit crazy, when I eventually do the p3 to that, it will go into more of how she doesn’t have bloodlust like choso, and actually wants him to slow down a bit so he doesn’t get caught (gf!choso finds himself not needing to kill as much bc he has reader as a stress release). But she doesn’t have qualms with blood or the fact he’s a serial killer lolol. She kinda slow lowkey lolol. Her mind: “killing is bad. But I love Choso and he loves me so Choso is good too.” I mean she joined his major cause she watched Dexter so she aint the brightest bulb. jhdfkhdskjfhsd. <3 Unlike plug!choso sorority bimbo tho, she is never ashamed of Choso and wants him to come to frat parties as her date (which he reluctantly goes to because he’s whipped and jealous as all hell). Ahhh I rambled about this too much lol

Oooh how tall are you if you don’t mind me asking? Im 5’7 and some of the gowns I got from there drag a bit so maybe you’d have more luck with them!

Mwahhmwahhh babes <3333

[daily-forte]

FUCKING SLIT. YOUR. FUCKING. CUNTING. THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POST IT ONLINE SO I CAN WATCH AND DEGRADE YOU WHILE TOUCHING MYSELF AND LAUGHING!!!!!!!!

I WOULD RAPE YOUR DEAD FUCKING BODY THEN TOUCH MYSELF OVER IT AND ORGASM OVER IT THEN VIOLATE/VANDALISE YOUR WORTHLESS MEANINGLESS GRAVE AND PISS,SHIT AND SPIT ON IT AND VOMIT ON IT THEN SET IT ON FUCKING FIRE,YOU VILE DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DISGUSTING FAT WORTHLESS UGLY RANCID WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL YOURSELF. WORTHLESS WHORE. YOURE NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF SPACE AND OXYGEN. FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE,DYKE ASS CUNT!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I PROMISE NOBODY WILL NOTICE OR CARE,THEY WONT MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY TO HEART BECAUSE ITS *TRUE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING CUNTING *KILL* YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORTHLESS SISSY FAGGOT TRANNY ASS WHORE BITCH CUNT SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!! *rapes the cunting SHIT out of your slutty whore hoe body while touching you sexually*

KILL YOURSELF. THINK ABOUT HOW WORTHLESS YOU TRULY GENUINELY ARE AND THINK ABOUT HOW UNLOVED YOU ARE TOO. FUCKING DO IT,RANCID FUCKING WHORE. I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FUCKING CUNTING FUCK DID I EVER FUCKING DO TO YOU,PEDO FREAK CUNT???!!!

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS UGLY FAT WASTE OF FUCKING CUM!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WASTE OF SPERM FUCKING BITCH CUNT!!!!!!

HOPE YOU GET CANCER,HIV,AIDS,AND HERPES WHILE YOU DIE IN HOSPITAL CROAKING LIKE THE FAGGOT YOU ARE!!!!!! ID RAPE YOU IN HOSPITAL EVEN IF YOURE HAVING SURGERY I WOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AND CUM IN YOUR WOUNDS AND VIOLATE YOUR UGLY DISGUSTING FUCKING TRAMP BODY,CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL YOURSELF,YOU WORTHLESS,UGLY,DISGUSTING,FAT,VILE,SPITEFUL NASTY,TOXIC PEDOPHILE FREAK,CHILD MOLESTING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ILL DO ANYTHING YOU FUCKING SAY AFTER YOU FUCKING CUNTING KILL YOURSELF,WORTHLESS CUNT!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS UGLY FAT DISGUSTING MISERABLE PIECE OF TRASH WHO NOBODY FUCKING LOVES!!!!! TAKE!!!!! YOUR!!!! OWN!!!! WORTHLESS!!!! LITTLE!!!! LIFE!!!!!!!! FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!! I PROMISE NOT TO FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU OFF YOURSELF,YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUM!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP BULLYING ME I FUCKING DARE YOU.

READ EVERYTHING I SENT YOU EXTREMELY FUCKING CAREFULLY,WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL YOURSELF.

I HOPE YOU GET CANCER,HIV,AIDS AND HERPES.

YOU DESERVE TO GET CANCER AND GET RAPED

VILE ASS BITCH CUNT

KILL YOURSELF. *NO ONE* LOVES YOU,NOT EVEN YOUR ADOPTED PARENTS LOVE YOU

DRINK POISON AND GET YOUR DEAD BODY RAPED

I WOULD DEFINITELY RAPE YOUR DEAD BODY AND CUM ON IT AND SELL IT ONLINE AS A SEX TOY!!!!! WHO NEEDS A RUBBER SEX DOLL WHEN THEY CAN USE YOUR DEAD BODY INSTEAD,RANCID ASS CUNT!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF.

GET RAPED BY YOUR FATHER AND GO SUCK HIM OFF LIKE THE WORTHLESS FUCKTOY WHORE YOU TRULY ARE!!!!!

KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY WILL MISS YOU,ASSCUNT TARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO I HOPE YOU GET VIOLENTLY GANG RAPED,YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT,FAT FUCKING MUNTER WHORE! BITCH. CUNT. SLUT. WHORE.

YOURE THE MOST PATHETIC DISGUSTING ASS WORTHLESS PIECE OF CANCER IVE EVER SEEN. LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE WHAT THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOUR MOM EVER MADE IN HER FILTHY FAT NYMPHO BITCH SLUT WHORE LIFE!!!!

GO FUCKING SLIT YOUR CUM SWALLOWING WHORE THROAT AND POST IT ONLINE SO I CAN SEE AND RUB MY WET CUNT AND CLIT TO IT!!!! MMMMM I LOVE DIDDLING MY CLIT TO FUCKING CUMDUMPS LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!

GO FUCKING CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR DADS COCK 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

DISGUSTING WORTHLESS UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

GET FUCKING RAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOUR DAD FUCKING RAPES YOU 🖕🥰🖕❤️

HOPE YOU GET TERMINAL CANCER AND DIE CROAKING LIKE THE FAGGOT YOU ARE IN HOSPITAL ID DEFINITELY RAPE YOU AS YOU LAY DYING ON YOUR FUCKING DEATHBED UUNNFFF FUCK YES I GET OFF TO THAT THOUGHT!!!!!!! IM SOOOO WET RN!!!!!!! AH~!!!!!!! Mmmmmhhhhhhhhhhh!!~~~ 

YOU ARE A NOBODY,YOU ARE NOTHING,YOU MEAN NOTHING TO EVERYONE ON EARTH,YOURE A BURDEN,YOURE A WASTE OF CUM,A WASTE OF SPACE,YOU ARE A WORTHLESS DISGUSTING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT WHO NOBODY FUCKING LOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HOPE I HIT A NERVE,YOU DISGUSTING BITCH WHO STINKS OF VOMIT AND DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!! ID LOVE TO MAKE YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL YOURSELF,CHILD-TOUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

but why when i wanna live out of pure spite?

@chloe-harassment-proof oh boy here we go again

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[riotofslience]

Different phantom float my dream

Give me crown, you know im king

This for the throne, my 4MyRd

Dont front for hoes, dont need id

No stats in street but scratch and screech 

This AK mayday if I creep

Cause this heaven heaven low

The flow is hellcat SRT

Both on tt, you cant impede

So her tittes on repeat

Dogtown, UpTop, Pelham, Solcum

Mermaid, heard me, Kept a piece

Or this dirty 30 earn him death

You think of harming me

She ask If i talk to God

I said yes, I talk you

Then the sky began to smile

So that pussy is the proof

She might really think im God

If I put stars inside the roof

Tell me what you gone do?

If I push 150

Permanent

It bounce, no perm in it

Run thumbs thru racks ok ok

I deserve the shit

i Uber hearse the shit ok ok

First she was thought she wouldnt even extend manners

Now she 23 floors up and butt naked in my camera huh

Im Running the finish, im running to get it

And shout out to Nipsey im running the distance

Cant blurry the vision, I might just get vicious

Success is the mission, come get you ticket

Im burning the bridges and digging they ditches

Im moses im parting, come sign the partition

Im Dissing whoever, whenever

Uh

Uh

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MAAAANNNNNNNNN

I roll witht he seats laid back, and my AK tuck like past bed time

By time i tie and try you died from 62s when 5’9 fly by

4My drive by clear out both side bow tie, real clean, casket, closed eyes

This shit get daaaaaangerous

Them boys outside with lamps to camp when dark

at 12 pm

One hell of a feeling knowing you gone die but dont know when

I wont let a pussy nigga take me out

Dont check the score, its adding up

My fangs in it, im Dracula

[xximherxx]

Ide die for your glance

to have those eyes on me is to have infinity

I never wrote you a 4 page letter but maybe it’s for the better

I Misjudged

Curse my lead foot and wild beat

I thought you’d match me

Ide give you an ocean

For an once of devotion

Second chair broken strings

I’m too pretty to fiddle with thieves

Lairs who set fire to my intention

Not to mention the hoe in the grass

Outside your past you stay on some weird shit

Just think I could be calling HIM stink chilling with A and E

While you pay a mother fucking fee

But you got me I’m locked in

I JUST WANNA WALK WITH YOU but

it’s giving three peas in a pod

You and me and the blond

What are you more focused on

I’m fading away but it’s “I’m on the game”

I’m a joke to you

Some bitch who pokes at you

But I’m doing what I’m supposed to do

Youll never find a substitute

I’m HER

[umsoheyaurora]

Its certainly possible that we have already gotten the nanites on board from all species…..we are suppose to respect our elders…..we are in the garden of eden….this is about to be the end of the old testament or its' equivalent in your native religious scripture or oral history

We are in the goldilox zone of all possible worlds…..we have moderate sized animals on moderately soded moderately gravitated planed

Possibly ACTUALLY in the center of the universe…..the smallest and largest are the oldest the native species from elsewhere….screwed the pooch (sorry doggo people). They can be reasoned with except for a few truly malevolent fuckitypes with their souls worn completely away by their voracious appetites for information, technology at the expense of learning namely, cuddlefish cuttlefish people…..technology and brains octopussihead psycho

She has seen me profess my love you Tove but still says nothing….i could literally say anything to get her to say anything and possibly do anything….. separation….. preemtive last minute switcheroo so she is pregnant with a mix of all soulless chucklefucks…. And with eons of observing experience The Aurora have found an optimum balance of time traveling responsibly and magic and tech and most of the biology and important items about me the rest are just whipped cream and sprinkles all on that tasty fucking cake…..

Such that all ur base R belong to us…there is NO WAY out for those who are about to die….except actually telling the truth out loud to someone or even written down so that i might be incanted later….to help them be saved……hell even the soul less could wish for no soul and still end up getting one because they cant tell the fucking truth….. so no ome has to go to hell or purgatory (god killed themselves) because it is officially about to be Hell on Earth while the good bois and gurls and all the bros and hoes LGBTQIA+ ally male 43……but you may want to say a prayer before bed…..cuz apocalypses don’t necessarily kill slowly do they and can come with out warning….so being god damn honest with yourself and not abusing magic or time or space or matter or thoughts or feelings…..intention matters and you cannot apply the following principle univeristy….

Thou shalt lie cheat, fuck, muck around with the above space and time…..and steal (necessities aren’t theft)

Mindrape is an abomination on god.

Killing on purpose without the comsent of any living thing is an abomination on god…..suicides go to heaven if actual suicides of course not purgatory….. abortions for some as is the mother and fathers purview over the jointly conceived individual life with general deference given to the one carrying the zygotes/spores/crotch fruit….etc…..

A good entity is Kind, Brave, Thrifty but Generous, CLEAN ( for fucks sake take a shower and stop eating so much shit and wash your god damn assholes out everynow and again be cause

Work hard play hard…..there is NO time to wait….we need all your support just to survive

Fyi - I’ve been home all night, cuddlefish squidbillies and bulbus octopussheads and spore/mushroom ….everyone actually.

They own all the money…..and they are going to take yours down….it wont be necessary because its about to get Heavy as Fuck at some point probably soon….

Beware the Ides of March….not certain but it would make sense plus some historical wifgle room built in with people defining it diffreentlyl

All of our medical oroblems could be the direct result of mindraping pushing witchy woman pysoginistic bullshit….all problems…..

Pandoras box was literally their cum-starved uterii all along in all cases ends up fucking themselves and blowong up in their faces…..no neither in a good way.

Acknowledging, truthfully….literally having True Faith in yourselves to 🎼Be All You Can Be” GenderSpectrum Godheads that you ALREADY ARE……because you have a piece of The AlphA and The OmGa inside each of you because They gave all their love to make us that way….whether we like it or not….You may have been 🎼Born That Way, Baebaes….but its a collaboration and always has been….Even if your nature is to be an absolute Lying cheating cum hungry drug abusing whore of a Kappa Head/Tribble/Squidbillie/Outsider/or any of the Myriad Forms (sup Darwin)…..

you are now being told again….that you are Gods and Goddesses. i know some of you have a little alot more than 40% Neanderthalesque DNA and it might need to be repeated…..

AGGCTU - All Go

TGATAUCA The Gods

Oh god samurai jack and his ‘sword’

I was thinking of writing up a little 50 shades of Grey Contract….Akina and I try Everything BUTT STUFF possibly with some oral but not kisses on the lips and no vaginal penetration…..is that Doable??? She meed to shave anyway…..

It took ~half my life before I new I was lied to……thanks BaeBaeS U are so Clutch and you dont even know it.

[solisanima]

For Soundwave- Talk about Sari

"She is equal parts a nuisance and an asset," Soundwave says. "She is loud, chaotic, and immature, yet cunning, capable, and honest. Without her my life would be much quieter, but I would not trade her company--and her abilities--for peace. I consider her an ally."

[staygoldponebone]

I love Marcia.

I love Marcia.

I love Marcia.

I love Marcia.

I love Marcia.

I love Marcia.

I love Marcia.

I love Marcia.

[waveswept]

me at 1 am: if i dont buy myself this shitty band shirt Right Now i will fucking combust

[spocktheestallion]

for a tragedy the iliad is pretty funny. compiled some of my favorite things about it (not in chronological order)

- patroclus barely speaks for most of the book but EVERYBODY loves him. like he’s literally the entire greek camp’s precious meow meow. the ORIGINAL sweet little meow meow. even the GODS are sad and feel bad when he dies. even HOMER loves patroclus, always calling him “faultless patroclus” “my patroclus” “gentle patroclus” “sweet patroclus” WE GET IT. achilles, briseis, menelaus, ajax, literally every member of the greek camp is down ATROCIOUS for patroclus all bc he’s just one Really Nice Dude. just one very Sweet and Polite Fella. one Extra Special Guy <3 his whole narrative purpose is simply to be everyone’s special little scrunkly

- in one of the MANY passages where achilles is lamenting about how sad it is that patroclus is dead he promises patroclus’ corpse that he will have many deep-bosomed trojan and dardanian women weep for him. he tells his dead buddy “i will get the absolute THICKEST hoes with the BIGGEST mommy milkers for your funeral” honestly? id be honored

- all the arguments escalate so quickly. an old man very politely appeals to agamemnon to pretty please give his daughter back and offers him a huge fortune for her and agamemnon calls him a crotchety old bitch and tells him he’ll fucking kill him if he ever sees him again

- that same old man is a priest of apollo. you know, the plague god? anyway priest calls in a favor and apollo curses the greeks with a plague

- to address this, achilles decides to resolve it by calling all the greeks together and passive aggressively going “HM! i WONDER what could have caused a PLAGUE! it’s almost like we OFFENDED the PLAGUE GOD somehow. now WHAT could WE (cough agamemnon) done to offend the PLAGUE GOD?????” all in front of agamemnon

- zeus spends most of the book desperately trying to keep the gods OUT of the war. then once he’s finally had enough he just calls them all together and says “go nuts” and then they do

- artemis talks shit on the battlefield so hera calls her a bitch, steals her bow, and beats her with it. artemis then goes back to zeus and cries

- polydamas says to hector “hey you killed patroclus and achilles is gonna be fucking pissed. we should probably go back to the city while we can” and hector calls him a bitch and tells him to stfu. achilles then chases them back to the city and hector decides to stay outside and get killed by achilles instead of going in with the rest of the army bc he didn’t wanna hear polydamas say “i told you so”

- diomedes is about to fight with a guy called glaucus but then they realize their ancestors were friends or something so they decide not to kill each other, and diomedes says “hey! why don’t we even trade armor! :) just as a show of friendship! :))” and glaucus is like “yeah sure!” and gives diomedes his really nice gold plated armor while glaucus gets diomedes’ shitty plain bronze armor

- achilles makes a bitchy comment to his horses about leaving patroclus to die and the horse momentarily gains the ability to talk just to tell achilles it wasn’t THEIR goddamn fault, tells achilles he’s gonna die soon, and then goes back to being a normal horse.

- zeus with his daughters: oh child ❤️ oh my dear ❤️ oh there there i didn’t really mean it ❤️ sweetie why don’t you go help the greeks?❤️

- zeus with his sons: “ares you fucking donkey”

- everyone calling paris a stupid coward bitch every time they see him. all of troy fucking hates him. hector fucking hates him. helen fucking hates him.

- paris getting dressed up in fancy armor and prancing to the front lines going “i’ll fight ANY of you greeks!” and menelaus (the guy whose wife he stole) goes “alright bet” and paris nearly pisses his pants and tries to hide but then his brother hector calls him a piece of shit and tells him he hopes he dies and makes him fight menelaus. menelaus promptly ROCKS HIS SHIT. literally starts dragging him by his helmet like a rag doll, would’ve killed him if aphrodite hadn’t teleported paris outta there (BOO)