#anonymous.

[yanmuffins]

asks 2.

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here are some more asks i'm replying to in a bulk about phineas and ferb reader!!

my favorite part in dc. vs vampires is when reader comes together with damian and damian to build a silly machine that un-vampifies people in like half a day so they can defeat the vampire king. it is canon.

@amethystjellyfish

perry really is reader's number #1 stan. they're his family, reader's had him since he was a small platypus baby!

he does his best to keep reader safe, which is why he doesn't like the batfam much. he keeps it professional on the rare occasions they go on missions together, but that's it. he hates how dismissive of reader they are in the beginning, and he hates them later on when they star showering them with attention because they found out about their inventions.

not tired, anon! i love seeing people enjoy my concepts and interact with them!! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

and i'm sure this has happened. more than once, actually. the power of coincidence is strong with reader. the life-saving laser beam comes from a situation involving reader's latest machine they built and tested with the help of jon.

unfortunately, one of his lasers richochets on the machine during testing, not only causing it to save batfamily's life, caught in a dangerous situation in a completely different location, but also destroys the machine so there's nothing to link it to reader.

ah, well. they'll just have to keep looking.

reader, seeing them run past her: oh! there's perry :)

i love how we have established tim is terrified of this platypus. nevermind the other pets in the manor, it's the platypus with its googly eyes that drives him insane. they don't get it, he got up to drink water at 3 a.m. and the thing was just there, looking at him. menacingly.

jason would though. meanwhile, perry is wishing he could just go back to metropolis. he didn't have to deal with reader's siblings in metropolis. he doesn't get enough hazard pay for this.

hm... good question!

i like to think that, much like with phineas and ferb, luck is on reader's side most of the time, so i don't see reader getting injured by their own inventions.

but, let's suppose they do: it's a nice sunday afternoon, the batfam has decided to gather around the living room and hang out, watch a movie, lots of popcorn and soda. they don't have to think about criminals or fighting, tim and damian are bickering, jason is around, peace reigns the manor.

until they hear an explosion. they run to the garage only to find reader on the floor, unconscious, bleeding, and an assortment of destroyed metal components to a machine they can't decipher. damian doesn't even feel good about reader finally being busted.

later, when reader is back home, awake and out of risk but with a bandage around their head and their leg in a cast, they're in for the biggest (and probably first) scolding of their entire lives. reader tries to play it off. it wasn't that big of a deal, they're fine, aren't they? and they're genuinely optimistic about it. but the entire family is talking over each other at first, until bruce signals for everyone to shut up and leave the room. he has a very serious talk with reader, and makes it very clear they're not to come near a toolbox ever again.

but he understands. it's partly his fault for not being attentive. he won't make that mistake again.

ofc reader is really upset. dick comes next, then stephanie, then cass, then duke, then barbara and they all try to convince reader in a much more amiable tone that hey, it's fine. who needs to do all that whacky stuff to have fun? just hang out with us. they can get another hobby, and this time they can make it a family thing! how's that sound? not fun? don't be like that... they're sure reader will come around.

tim is pretty much the only one who congratulates them for being awesome pulling all those stunts, one per day, it's impressive. but now it's time to step back a bit. who knows? try being careful and bruce will let you work with a welding tool again. one day. maybe.

damian and jason's reactions are more similar to bruce's. in other circumstances, damian is on reader's side and helps them sneak around to continue their shenanigans, but in the case of reader getting hurt he just wants them to not do that. any of that. ever again. and jason has to hold himself back not to snap and ask them what the hell were they thinking?! they could have died! he ends up just telling them to quit it. they're just a kid who shouldn't be messing around with that sort of stuff.

anon, i wouldn't go as far as say he'd use venom against them, but he's bit batfam before. as stated, he does not dig their vibe at all!

anon, that's a great idea! though i think p&f! reader is much too motivated by the creative process and experience that their inventions bring more than just willing them to come to life.

they have the power to create whatever they want, but what's the fun of it? what about hte process? the building? the friends they make along the way? the memories? i think reader would find the ring awesome at first, but the novelty would wear of in less than a week.

anon...

because i dig the idea of reader being friends with dipper and mabel. reader talks about their crazy inventions, and loves hearing about all the cryptids they came across during vacation.

reader invites the twins to the manor, they share their most recent summer memories. reader talks about that one time they built and drove a massive monster truck with their brother damian, but jason only comes into the room in time to hear about dipper and mable talk about the weirdmaggedon. he has several question marks around his head. aren't those kids a a little too old to be making shit up? or maybe... no, there's no way. or is there? no... he would have heard about this... but weirder things have happened. but what if...

@randomlyappearingartist

you are so right. to be honest, i don't even think the batfam would even know of his existence, since he's pretty much a very minor villain acting in metropolis. after perry joins the league, or in the rare occasion of dr. doof teaming up with another minor gotham villian like condiment man, is when they get to know he exists.

and since perry seems to have him under control, they don't even acknowledge the guy.

i love love love this sm!

they assume it's just flash mobs. it's got to be. flash mobs with really weird themes, like an entire musical number dedicated to the squirrels in damian's pants. that was strange. bruce patrolling in the middle of the night and this new crime lord just burst into a song with a band and hired back dancers, because it's apparently a new trend a minor villain in metropolis started.

and what about that one time dick took damian (and reader) to the library and some guy just started singing about how he doesn't have rhythm? and damian just started playing a trumpet? and reader started singing? i mean, it was a bop and he started dancing, but it was weird anyway.

but now i'm thinking of damian and reader singing the "summer" song together (he sings the "it's noticeably warmer" and that's it) though! wholesome.

@lazyandannoyng

not annoying at all! you're good ⸜(˙꒳​˙ )

i have this little idea in my head that reader doesn't take the wayne name when find out bruce is their dad and move to gotham, and bruce is pretty secretive about this new kid of his for purely privacy and safety reasons. so when reader does their networking, it's often not obvious they're a wayne. not sure if this will make it into the fic, but it really resonates with this concept!

it's also funny to think that a lot of people don't even know reader and the waynes are related. even if they do know reader is related to the batfam, nobody really talks about them by name (just "your sibling"), and all of those little details like never asking about where the gloves came from (because why would he) or the misunderstandings where one party means one thing and the other assumes it's another (dick has many siblings! too many!) just end up helping reader not get caught. and i just think that's neat.

[seethals]

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[bloodwr4th-a]

If you get married, would you take your partners last name ?

question kol on relationship.

" i would. in a heartbeat, i would. i would not love for either my wife or husband to wear à name that can be sometimes heavy to bear. though, if they were a mikaelson, they would be feared. they would have anything. fear does that to people when they saw a mikaelson enters a room. "

[klint-vanzieks]

"I will object, at great length and volume, to the inclusion of Mr. 'Boscoverde' and his betrothed." Please share this speech with us?

Anonymous-

No.

<3

Yours,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[susato-mikotoba-blog]

Klint is very much alive

I… why? People who pass are supposed to stay passed, especially for so long..

[mortuarymorticia]

Hi! I’m 17 years old and I’ve recently become very interested in pursuing a career in mortuary science. I’m currently in a early college program where I’m set on graduating with my diploma and my associates degree in life sciences which is science heavy. I’ve always been interested in biology and anatomy and from the looks of it mortuary sciences is very heavy in those areas along with chemistry right ? I also wanted to ask how you figured out this was the right path for you ? Also the school in my area that offers this degree prepares the students to be certified embalmers and funeral directors, do you think this dual degree is better than just trying to focus on the embalming aspects ? And lastly I was curious as to how heavy the workload is within the courses, I’m taking five college classes at the moment along with two AP classes so I’d like to think I’m a bit more acclimated to heavy workloads but I don’t know…just wanted to hear your opinion!

hi there! i'm sorry this took me so long to answer, but i'm super honored that you chose to message me about this! first of all, i'm so excited that you're considering mortuary sciences as a career! we need young, fresh minds more than ever right now since the funeral industry is going through such an intense shift away from older, traditional disposition styles into the future. let's take your questions one by one here.

chemistry is a pretty large part of the science aspects you'll learn in this program, yes. i've taken the most anatomy & chemistry courses in my career. you'll also take stuff like pathology & microbiology as well as sanitation courses, but it's very chemistry and anatomy heavy. i've always been interested in death & death studies -- i actually already have a masters degree in thanatology, so mortuary science was a natural step for me as someone who enjoys the sciences & has always been fascinated by the human form. it married both of my largest interests for me -- serving others & helping them navigate grief and human anatomy & preservation. i would definitely recommend the dual degree! there aren't a lot of places that are looking for strictly embalmers at this point; most funeral homes expect you to be able to do both and that is definitely a trending topic so i expect it to stay that way. the workload is difficult, i won't lie, but i think given your experiences, you'll manage it just fine! different programs and colleges offer different ways to pace yourself as well -- my program is an accelerated, ten week term program that has seasonal terms all ten weeks long with intensive, four-six hour classes with a lot of work done outside of the classroom. i take two classes a term because it's like taking a normal course load of three - four. i also work full time, so that's... enough for me. i hope that was helpful & you can come to me ANYTIME! i love yapping about this. <3

[juxpoz]

My nny muse is rattling. Once my blog is up add ready a DEF follow. All your muses look so much fun

ooc ; OOOH EXCITED! thank you!! :- D

[hellcab]

Would your muse endorse your campaign as ruler of the Hellaverse RPC?

Awkwardly, Roth assumes the podium. He’s wearing a very, very expensive coat. There's even money sticking out of his pockets.

“After uh, being “given” some very generous donations. I’m completely endorsing Adam. Yep, my vote and loyalty was NOT bought.”

[advertisesouls]

ur "oc" is just a female alastor thats trying too hard to be this mastermind when shes not lmao

here you go, anon. a gold star just for you! thanks for feeling like you had to take the time out of your day to send me this. :)

[punisheye]

heavy is the chest that carries the tits or whatever

...

"Do I... haveta start buttonin' my shirts up all the way...?"

[yanmuffins]

If dr. doofenshmirtz exists in ur universe, just imagine a scenario where he’s in the middle of a fight with Perry, but somehow he comes across reader and instead of continuing to fight perry… he just sits down next to reader and babbles on with them about inventions.

And Perry reluctantly lets it happen, cause reader is neglected and dr. doofenshmirtz isn’t the worst person in the world. It’d actually probably be good enrichment for reader and him to just sit in a room and invent!

-🪼

isn't that the plot of phineas and ferb across the 2nd dimension?

careful, reader might unleash evil-but-competent doctor doofenshmirtz into their earth and need to use all of their past inventions to fight off an interdimensional robot invasion!

but aww, that's actually a cute idea. they meet doof by crashing in his building and then they help him finish his dimensional travel-inator. good thing damian isn't with them, because he would have kicked this pharmacist's butt in a second. it surely is enrichment, provided this choice to help a villain open a portal to another earth doesn't backfire!

(somehow reader ends up in dc vs vampires)

[dunmeshistash]

hello! i really love your blog, thank you for sharing dunmeshi stuffs ( ◜‿◝ )♡

Regarding Senshi's diary, I would like to print my own copy, just like the Harta booklet. May I ask if there is any site/link that you could recommend where I could save the english translated images in hd? It's okay if there's none, I just saw your post about it and wondered if there's an hd version because tumblr kinda lowers the image's quality. Thank you in advance!

No problem! I don't really have them in hd tho.. I found the second half on the dungeon meshi subreddit and the first part is from the scan from bato.to, which is not amazing quality :/

I think how it looks on tumblr is about the same as the ones I got (if you open them on a new window so its not compressed)

[bloodwr4th-a]

Jackie, Stiles, Nausi

fmk fun fun edition.

of course they would ask a question like that. even though, everyone already know the answers to that two first words, the last one, he is going to erase it and replace it with keep sake. " marry and fuck my wife ( @wickedslip ) and keep stiles ( @humanchewtoy ) &. jackie ( @lycancursed ) for keeps. "

[klint-vanzieks]

Do you have any fond Christmas memories?

Anonymous,

One time when I was still an intern under Lord Gingerson, my brother came home early from his boarding school and surprised me at work with a sack of gifts. He was dressed as a reindeer, and gave everyone in court a present, including the defendant.

(The defendant got coal.)

I believe there is a photograph of the incident up in the manor somewhere, actually...

Yours in cheer,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[susato-mikotoba-blog]

What was your grandmother like?

My grandmother was a wonderful woman, someone who I’ve looked up to for so long. She’s incredibly kind and always made sure I was happy while I was under her care. If I needed comfort, she’d put my head in her lap and talk to me about her life. I was quite emotional as a child, and she was very good at making me happy again. When father came back to Japan, she stood by my side and explained exactly where he was, what he was doing, and that I didn’t need to be afraid of him.

Before we knew what happened to Kazuma-sama, I always visited their graves on the same day. I suppose I needed guidance from them. I wish she was able to be here to see how far we’ve come.