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toxic ingredients. toxic environment.

🖤

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there's a nefarious black ooze coming out of my burger

we have been SO excited to reveal the nefarious black ooze!

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Pretty sure there's a demon in there

something like that!

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tried to eat the burger but my cat stole it out of my mouth and the guys in the van just watched and didnt even give me a replacement burger after my cat gave me the worst kind of mouth to mouth 0/10

good news! you probably got the batch of burgers made out of cat food. why'd you bring your cat though??

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i tried eat the burger but it crawled away.......

AND YOU LET IT OUT INTO THE WORLD ???

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my burger was bisexual 10/10

HAPPY BISEXUAL VISIBILITY DAY. the whole week, we're serving up the rot AND the dust !!

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your burger put me in a two year long coma I just woke up

it feels like only yesterday we served it to you. 😌 time flies when you're being evil and wicked ...

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I found a dread in my drink

like ... a loc ???

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the big one smashed something open and told me it could be my head

it very well could be! it's good to get little reminders every now and again. 🖤

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so you DONT think its cool to be apart of the critically acclaimed music experience the Blue Man Group?

i have no interest in giving myself to the hivemind that is the blue man group. i am one blue man and i stand alone ... free and with some hair.

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No one wants to work anymore

what the fuck are you talking about these theater kids are loaded with spondooley they've got more bands than a middle schooler in 2010. they break out the jumping heel click after every shift.

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Raisins in my burg

😳 we don't ... have ... raisins......................................................

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the blue man said he was gonna beat me to death 0 stars

you guys need to make up a COOLER nickname for me. whoever makes up a sick new nickname for me gets a uhhhhh lightly used pair of vampire fangs. glow in the dark btw. 🧛‍♂️😉

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Showed bartender i had a moldy orange in my drink. She said "oh gross" and walked away.

HAHAHA. that's my girl!!

i guess she's just as much of a 'bartender' as she is a cook.

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The work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean.

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

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Teeth.

we got another lucky toother!