#ich spreche

[schnitzelsemmerl]

i have weird af dreams about jigsaw (the killer doll-thingy on a tricycle) lmao theyre like a bad-written comedy

ive never seen saw

what does that say about me as a person

@unicornsaures youre the only person i know that likes saw, i thought you might find this funny

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i call magnus archives fans "maggots" because it works with the name "mag", it references the worms, and it even rhymes :)

[radarchives]

[smthaboutusss]

Spricht hier eigentlich irgendwer deutsch 🤨 LMAO

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- go piss (girl)

list of known genders:  - girl (robot) - girl (ghost) - girl (slime) - girl (insect) - girl (garbage) - girl (dragon)

[kleiner-welpe]

aaaaAAAaaaa Commissions!!!

Kinda nervous about sharing these here, but but but @cutiecorner did such an amazing job on these Commissions that I wanted to put these here! They've been super accommodating with everything, and even drew mobility aids as some other artwork I've ordered from them had my S/I wearing Ankle-Foot orthotics (which are a pain in the butt for me to draw personally! Curse you, 90 degree angles!) and well... I've fallen down the Call of Duty rabbit-hole hehehe.

Pls, I cannot look at König or Ghost without imagining how amazing those two would be as caregivers.

You cannot tell me they wouldn't use any excuse they could to carry around their kiddo. Especially König. You'd have to run to keep up with that giant's strides so his kiddos get uppies constantly.

[schnitzelsemmerl]

MY GOD WHY ARE MY FUCKING HANDS SO FUCKING COLD

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ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon the subscribe button and make sure to ding that bell to join the notification gang(wapow Sound effect)

[nerdyerror]

This is my son, Oscar.

Er ist meinen Sohn, er heißt Oscar.

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idk what media this is about so my first thought was... the Muppet??? but that's ERNIE

bertie who had bought a ring before they both went off to war and took it with him cause he didnt know when he would get the chance to propose to tim and he keeps it on his necklace thing w his dogtags and then when bertie dies tim gets them and sees the ring there too and makes him go even more crazy </3

[siryyeet]

Ich, wie ich mich weigere, zu sagen, aus welchem Bundesland ich komme, aber dann trotzdem jede Umfrage zum Thema Sprache, Wortschatz und Dialekte beantworten und es dann sowieso offensichtlich ist, woher ich komm

[nikoisme]

I'm suddenly curious, what languages do you know?

Serbian (my mother tongue), English, German (not fluent, but i can understand and speak things) and I study Latin!

[echotunes]

hab grad die fränkisch-option im minecraft-sprachenmenü gefunden. ich muss sagen ich bin fasziniert

[liebelesbe]

Ich sprech zwar nicht den heftigsten krassesten Dialekt, aber immerhin roll ich mein R 😌

[nostalgia-tblr]

I don't know how to feel about the fact that most visually interesting bits of Thor: Love & Thunder were whenever it turned into a Rammstein video for a while.

[schnitzelsemmerl]

LMAOOOOO

so its 8 AM, im acting like im asleep bc i dont wanna deal w my family

my dad comes into the room to look if im still asleep

i do my best to act like im sleeping

he goes "good morning"

i answer him "morning" and he shrugs and LEAVES

TASK FAILED :3