#iced cinnamon dolce latte

[fullcravings]

Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte

[barbreypilled]

my body metabolizes caffeine in such a silly way like I’m currently very energetic and I want to scamper/scuttle/etc but I’m at work and in about an hour I am going to be actively suicidal then I’m going to be half asleep at 3 pm. such is the life of a sick little rodent

[ghastbutlikegay]

girls really do love a special drink or perhaps beverage

[omikki]

What the marauders era wizards would order at Starbucks (from someone who worked there for 5 yrs and knows shit)

Sirius Black: Vanilla Cafe Frappuccino or Espresso con Panna (sweet with a bitter bite in it)

James Potter: Black tea lemonade/peppermint mocha (not a complicated guy)

Remus Lupin: Chocolate cold brew or Shaken espresso with cinnamon dolce (Trust me.)

Peter Pettigrew: Strawberry lemonade (sweet and full of caffeine)

Lily Evans: Brown sugar shaken espresso (one of the best drinks, she's so smart)

Regular Black: Hazelnut shaken espresso (he refuses to admit the brown sugar is better)

Mary Macdonald: Green tea lemonade or A London fog latte (classic girl, summer or winter)

Marlene Mckinnon: Vanilla cold brew (classic lesbian, we love to see it)

Dorcus Meadowes: Lavander Cold brew (limited addition, and she's knows she needs to shock up)

Sevurus Snape: This bitch will show you his phone instead of reading and it's going to be some bs tiktok drink. If you want me to want it read it out to me you absolute child!!!!

Evan Rosier: Hot Americano, no cream, 2 sugars

Barty Crouch Jr: Iced white mocha with cold foam (cause he's a bitch baby and this is a drink for bitch babies)

Pandora Rosier/Lovegood: Summer Drink (yes that's what it's called, I just get a feeling that she'd love it)

[saschagemruler]

What I think the League of Villains would order at Starbucks bc I work there and I need entertainment sue me

~Disclaimer idk what Starbucks is like in Japan so I'm basing it off of the USAmerican Starbucks~

Shigaraki - Absolutely the sugarist thing on the menu. Pink drink with sweet cream cold foam on top; Iced white mocha with sweet cream cold foam, caramel syrup and extra caramel drizzle; iced pumpkin spice latte with sweet cream cold foam and extra pumpkin- you get the jist. The least sugary thing he's ordered was a french vanilla iced coffee and even then he asked for extra classic

Kurogiri - He doesn't like to drink much coffee, and if he does he has to brew it himself. Thus, he's one of like five people that gets the English Breakfast tea.

Dabi - Doesn't understand most of the drink names, doesn't care enough to. If someone is ordering for them, they'll get the "purple one" (Dragon drink). If they're ordering for themself it'll be a hot latte - vanilla if they're feeling fancy if not just a regular latte- or a mocha hot no whip. (They feel proud of themself for knowing to say "no whip". They should not be)

Toga - She's a pretty simple gal actually, never really gets an overly complex order. If it's in season she'll get an iced pumpkin spiced latte, if not she'll just get an iced white mocha. Is usually the one to order everyone's drinks if they're going in a group

Twice - She'll usually be unable to decide what he wants to drink and will debate about it for ten minutes before deciding on what she always orders- an iced black tea lemonade unsweetened. Before the huge splitting apart + trauma he'd always get a grande blonde roast with extra half and half.

Big Sis Magne - She's a simple gal. A simple tall black pike for her, sometimes a tall black iced coffee- no classic- if it's really hot outside. She also is the only one with a Starbucks app and always has Toga scan her account whenever the League orders. The stars she gets from their orders is enough to get free drinks for at least four weeks. Will order everyone's drinks if Toga is unavailable.

Mr. Compress - For him it's either the Passion Tango tea lemonade (sweetened, obviously) or a Mango Dragonfruit lemonade refresher. No matter the drink though he always asks for six splenda. Regardless of type of drink or size. No one knows why.

Moonfish - Will order the NASTIEST fucking drinks known to man. A trenta iced coffee, 10 pumps of classic, 10 pumps of vanilla, 10 pumps of toffeenut, 10 pumps of caramel, 6 scoops of vanilla bean powder, extra heavy cream, and caramel drizzle. Or what about a trenta pink drink made with heavy cream, sweet cream cold foam on top, seven scoops of vanilla bean powder, and 10 pumps of vanilla syrup.

Muscular - He wants a pink drink so bad. He wants that shit deep in his soul. He is too cowardly and orders a grande dark roast with two stevias.

Mustard - Give him a venti double chocolaty chip frappuccino no mocha sub white mocha and he'll happily sip on that shit for the entire day.

Bonus round:

Bakugo - Gets either a strawberry cream frappuccino no classic sub vanilla or a blonde vanilla latte if it's later at night. Caffeine makes him sleepy so he usually goes for the non caffeinated drinks.

Hawks - Fans speculate what drink he gets. They assume it's something like an iced vanilla coffee or iced toffeenut coffee. This is incorrect. Coworkers assume he gets pink drinks or iced pumpkin spiced lattes. This is also incorrect. He gets a hot cinnamon dolce latte and an everything bagel.

If people like this I'll do the entirety of Class 1-A.

Since I know no one is going to read this I used headcannon pronouns get off my dick

[afropearl]

fall scent profile series pt 1: cinnamon girl ☕️

description: freshly baked cinnamon rolls with icing, sweet, sugary goodness, the air of a coffee shop during rush hour 🍂

body wash ♡

these two body washes smell divine ! cinnamon chai (also cinnamon buns by philosophy) gives that perfect vibe for when the temperature and leaves change and we’re shifting into cozy comfort. cinnamon dolce is a literal treat and pairs perfectly with the next products *drumroll pls*

scrubs ♡

these two scrubs are perfect cinnamon-y contenders. cinnamon dolce keeps us more sweet while pumpkin spice latte (which i’m so happy they brought back this year) turns us to more a spicy and complex scent with its clove note

moisturizer ♡

now the fenty holiday butta drop is god tier okayyy! it literally smells like the cinnamon pretzels you smell while walking through mall and the shimmerrr. it’s such a cute touch and i feel so girly and cute and edible when i wear it lucky for y’all the tree hut sweet cream moisturizer they just came out with? total dupe ! smells the exact same with notes of vanilla bean, coconut cream and marshmallow fluff <3

perfumes & misc ♡

i have a perfume, body mist and deodorant here and i think these all capture that cinnamon girl aura! sol de janeiros 71 is like fall in a bottle! our weather hasn’t changed for the better so i’d recommend this for when it’s cooler outside (it is a fall scent after all) native’s oat milk latte deodorant has clove, chocolate and a splash of milk perfectly cozy, warm and sweet. finally, chai epice really lives up to her name. le gourmand says it best, “this fragrance will make you want to grab the perfect chai latte, a soft blanket, and spend a cozy night in” and the reviews also hail to its sweet and spicy scent :3

thank you all for reading, if you have any of these products or try them out in the future, let me know what you think of them ! 🍂🍮

[teddypickerry]

every morning it’s a devon lee carlson lavender matcha, alexa chung iced americano, lily-rose depp espresso macchiato, camille rowe cafe mocha, jane birkin cinnamon dolce latte, emma roberts iced coffee with a pump of caramel, or kate moss iced sugar oatmilk shaken espresso?

[rottenpumpkin13]

What would the firsts Starbucks orders be?

1st Class and Their Coffee Orders

Sephiroth - If he's somehow by himself and feels the need to grab coffee in public, he'll order a plain black coffee with no additives. He doesn't consider those "elaborate concoctions" coffee. But if he's with Angeal and Genesis, he'll gladly let Genesis order him a white mocha, 2 pumps of brown sugar with whip cream and cinnamon on top. Warm and sugary.

Genesis - The king of elaborate coffee orders enjoys Dumbapple Frappuccinos, a drink he popularized in Midgar consisting of Banora White juice, 3 pumps of caramel, 3 pumps of cinnamon dolce, cream, extra apple drizzle, and whip cream on top.

Angeal - He's a big fan of tea! He usually orders an iced black tea with lemonade and Banora White juice, or an iced matcha latte with white mocha and cold foam.

[rachellaurengray]

30 Low Calorie Starbucks Drink Menu Items

As a health-conscious individual, navigating the enticing world of Starbucks can be challenging. Fear not! I’ve curated a comprehensive list of 30 low-calorie Starbucks drinks, ensuring you can indulge in your favorite beverages without compromising your fitness goals.

Tips for Customization

Before we dive into the list, here are some tips for customizing your drinks to keep them low in calories:

Opt for almond milk as a lower-calorie alternative.

Choose sugar-free syrups or sweeteners.

Explore unsweetened options for teas and iced drinks.

Now, let’s explore the delightful world of low-calorie Starbucks concoctions!

Hot Picks:

Caffè Americano (Short): A classic at 5 calories.

Flat White, skim milk (Tall):Creamy goodness at 70 calories.

Caramel Macchiato, almond milk (Short): Sweet and light at 80 calories.

Mint Majesty Herbal Tea (Tall):Calorie-free relaxation.

Iced Chocolate Almond Milk Shaken Espresso (Tall): A cool treat at 60 calories.

Cold Delights:

Cold Brew with Cold Foam, almond milk (Tall): Smooth and satisfying at 40 calories.

Iced Caramel Cloud Macchiato, sugar-free syrup (Tall): Heavenly and only 60 calories.

Iced Coffee, no classic syrup (Grande): Simple and calorie-free.

Nitro Cold Brew (Grande): Bold and calorie-free indulgence.

Iced Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew, sugar-free syrup (Tall): A sweet pick-me-up at 70 calories.

Teas and Refreshers:

Green Tea, no sweetener (Tall):Antioxidant-packed and calorie-free.

Chai Tea Latte, skim milk (Tall):Spiced perfection at 70 calories.

Iced Pineapple Matcha Drink, no sweetener (Tall): Tropical and under 20 calories.

Hibiscus Starbucks Refreshers, no berries (Tall): Refreshing with less than 50 calories.

Iced Blueberry Black Tea, unsweetened (Tall): Fruity and under 10 calories.

More Icy Options:

Iced Guava White Tea, no sweetener (Tall): Exotic and under 30 calories.

Iced London Fog Tea Latte, almond milk (Tall): Earl Grey elegance at 60 calories.

Iced Peach Green Tea Lemonade, no sweetener (Tall): Tangy and under 40 calories.

Cinnamon Dolce Herbal Tea (Tall):A warm, sweet sip with 0 calories.

Iced Matcha Green Tea, unsweetened (Grande): Energizing and calorie-free.

Warm and Cozy Choices:

Iced Peach Green Tea, no sweetener (Tall): Refreshing and under 10 calories.

Caffe Misto, almond milk (Tall): A comforting choice at 50 calories.

White Tea with a splash of almond milk (Tall): Delicate and low-cal at 10 calories.

Iced White Chocolate Mocha, sugar-free syrup (Tall): Indulgent at 60 calories.

Strawberry Acai Refresher, no strawberries (Tall): Vibrant and under 60 calories.

Additional Options:

Iced Passion Tango Tea, unsweetened (Grande): Tropical and calorie-free.

Decaf Pike Place Roast (Short): A mellow choice with only 5 calories.

Iced Espresso (Solo): A quick, invigorating sip with 5 calories.

Caramelized Honey Latte, skim milk (Tall): Sweet and light at 90 calories.

Iced Guava Passionfruit Drink, no sweetener (Tall): Tropical and under 10 calories.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q1: Are these drinks suitable for a low-calorie diet?

A1: Absolutely! I’ve carefully selected drinks that are not only delicious but also friendly to your calorie count.

Q2: Can I customize these drinks further?

A2: Certainly! Feel free to adjust sweetness levels, milk choices, or ask for no whipped cream to suit your preferences.

Q3: Are these options available in all Starbucks locations?

A3: While most ingredients are standard, availability may vary. Don’t hesitate to ask your barista for assistance.

I hope this guide adds a sprinkle of joy to your coffee runs! Share your thoughts in the comments below, and let’s sip our way to a healthier lifestyle together. Cheers!

[generic-sonic-fan]

One Ultimate Latte, Please

Summary: This is the story of how Shadow's Starbucks order went viral.

(Crack fic! Inspired by this post made by the lovely @chaos-and-the-emeralds and I!)

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Emily worked at the Starbucks next door to the GUN headquarters.

To say it was an unusual job would be putting it lightly. During her short time here, she’d learned that anything could walk out of the doors of that government complex and into the coffee shop. Soldiers in full tactical SWAT gear. International politicians. Four-star generals. Sonic the Hedgehog, once, apparently- Emily’s supervisor had printed out a photo of a selfie she’d gotten with the Blue Blur and hung it on the bulletin board in the storeroom. 

It was a Tuesday afternoon. Business was painfully slow at this hour- all of the usual government meetings had finished, but it wasn’t quite the end of the workday. Emily cleaned off the front counter with a rag and spray bottle. She stopped scrubbing when she heard the door chime.

In stepped Shadow the Hedgehog. 

The Shadow the Hedgehog. 

He was. . . shorter than Emily expected. She set the rag and spray bottle aside and stepped behind the till. Only now did she realize that someone else was with him, too. 

“What kind of coffee do you want?”

“We should be going.”

“It’d be rude if I didn’t let you get something too, hun.” The white bat jabbed her elbow into his side. “We’re gonna be late anyway, might as well get something good on the way.”

Shadow the Hedgehog stared up at the menu with a blank expression.

“Can I help you?” Emily offered. 

“Sure!” The bat replied. “I’ll take a venti iced soy caramel macchiato, upside down, with one pump of vanilla and cinnamon dolce syrup.”

Emily entered the order into the register. When she looked back up, the bat was handing her a credit card. Behind her, however, Shadow the Hedgehog stood, eyebrows furrowed, doing the best “Dorothy-landing-in-Oz” expression Emily had ever seen.

Not in Kansas anymore? she thought about saying for a single second before deciding she would never, ever say that under any circumstance. She looked over her shoulder and disguised her laugh as cough. 

“What’s so funny, hmm? Got a problem with my order?”

“Nothing. Sorry.” Emily took the credit card from her and rang up the transaction. “What’s a good name for that?”

“Rouge. Shadow, you decided?”

“How am I supposed to order when I can’t understand half the words on the menu?” Shadow scowled. He then glared straight at Emily. “What kind of establishment is this?”

“Okay, relax, hun, I’ll order for you. He’ll take a honeycomb lavender latte- what size do you want?”

“The small one.”

“He’ll have that tall.” The bat, Rouge, finished. She stepped aside and waved Shadow forward.

The hedgehog gave a cutting glare as he fished a wad of cash out of his quills and slammed it on the counter. Emily waited until he’d removed his hand and stepped back before counting it. She was grateful it was exact change. 

“And what’s a good name for that one?” Emily asked. 

“The Ultimate Lifeform.”

She grabbed the cup and pen, and to her credit, she wrote the title without much hesitation. “Alright, we’ll have that out in a few minutes.” 

The pair walked to the pickup counter. Shadow looked pissed, and remained pissed as Emily prepared his friend’s complicated order. Maybe “friend” was a strong term- Emily certainly didn’t know anything about these two, and the hedgehog didn’t look pleased to be with her right now. 

“One venti soy caramel macchiato with vanilla and cinnamon for Rouge?” Emily called out. 

The bat sauntered up to the counter. “Upside down?”

“Yes ma’am.” 

“Good woman. Mmm.” Rouge sipped her drink. “Perfect.”

Shadow rolled his eyes. 

Emily was able to make his drink much faster, and soon emerged out the other side with the short cup.

“One honeycomb lavender latte for the Ultimate Lifeform?” She set the drink on the counter. 

Maybe it had been a little dumb to have taken their names, since they were the only ones in the store, but Shadow’s face actually lightened a bit when he heard the title called. He walked up to the counter and grabbed his drink, swirling it around in his hand. 

“Well?” Rouge asked.

He took a sip. Then another. Then a long swig. 

“Good, huh?”

He nodded. 

“I told you.”

“This is the Ultimate Latte.” He gripped the cup with determination. 

Rouge gave an agitated sigh. “Sure, weirdo. Watch my drink, I’ll be back.”

She set her drink down on the counter and walked to the bathroom. Shadow watched her go. When the door shut behind her, he covered his mouth with his hand and started shaking. Emily realized he was snickering, and this was enough to get a laugh out of her as well.

“What are you laughing at?” Shadow whipped around to her. 

“Nothing, sir.” She straightened. 

“Are you laughing at me?”

She shook her head before pointing toward the bathroom. “She thought you were serious, right?”

“Don’t ruin it.”

“My lips are sealed.”

“Good.” His glare softened, but not by much. He took another sip of his latte.

The bathroom door opened and Rouge returned. She grabbed her drink from the counter, muttered something about “ultimate vanity”, before the two left the store. 

Emily would’ve had one hell of a story to tell her supervisor, but the last thing she wanted to do was break a promise with Shadow the freaking Hedgehog. . .

—

Two weeks passed. Emily got very good at preparing “upside down” orders, and she wanted to strangle whichever Instagrammer decided to make that popular. Shadow the Hedgehog’s bat friend must’ve been ahead of the trend. 

This meant Emily was prepared when the two walked back through the doors. This time it was mid-morning, and they weren’t the only customers in the shop. Heads swiveled as Shadow the Hedgehog joined the line behind an old woman. 

“My my! Aren’t you one of the fine young men that saved the world from that wicked Robotnik a while back?” The old lady exclaimed. “Why don’t you go ahead of me?”

Before Shadow could answer, his bat friend interjected. “Thanks, lady, we’re in a bit of a rush.”

She stepped up to the counter. “I’ll take a venti iced soy caramel macchiato, upside down, with one pump of vanilla and cinnamon dolce syrup, on the double if you can.”

Emily entered the order. “Name for that?”

“Rouge.” 

“And for you, sir?” Emily asked.

Shadow snapped to attention. 

“An Ultimate Latte for you?”

She didn’t know what possessed her to say that. She really shouldn’t have- she'd promised.

“Are you making fun of him?” Rouge asked. 

“. . . why yes, actually, I’ll take one of those.” Shadow replied. 

Rouge did a double take at her companion as Emily entered the order. She wrote the names on both of the cups before accepting Rouge’s credit card. The transaction completed, and the pair moved along. Emily stayed at the register to take further orders, but she could hear her coworkers making the drinks behind her. 

“One upside down venti soy caramel macchiato with vanilla and cinnamon for Rouge?” One coworker called out. 

The bat retrieved her drink. Emily paid only half attention to the customer in front of her, waiting. 

“One honeycomb lavender latte for. . . the Ultimate Lifeform?”

Shadow waltzed forward and snatched his drink from the person who’d called his order out.

“Say it with more respect next time.” He growled, before returning to Rouge. 

Emily’s coworker looked like he’d just peed his pants. Emily, meanwhile, could only slap a hand over her mouth to keep from laughing out loud to the entire store. 

—

Shadow came alone next time, one week later, in the dead of the afternoon. He had a paper with an order on it. He mumbled halfway through it before throwing it away and ordering two “Ultimate Lattes” instead. 

“If she wanted her stupid frilly drink she could’ve come here herself.” He grumbled.

“I agree. Same name as usual for that order?”

Shadow glanced around to the empty shop around them, before a small grin teased at his lips. “Sure.”

Emily made sure to say it loud and proud.

—

If it was somehow hard to miss Shadow the Hedgehog, it was even harder to miss the giant robot that entered with him. Okay, maybe “giant” wasn’t the most apt descriptor, given that it was only about five feet tall- but that still towered over Shadow and every other mobian in the store. 

And it wasn’t about height, but presence. “WHAT SUSTENANCE DO YOU REQUIRE?”

“Caffeine. Forgot my coffee beans this morning. This will only take a few minutes, you can wait outside.”

The robot stared at the menu, before staring at Emily. 

“The usual?” She asked quietly.

“WHAT IS ‘THE USUAL’?”

“Yes. One Ultimate Latte, please.” Shadow ignored his companion and handed the money to her. 

“I WANT ONE.”

Shadow looked at the robot. “Why?”

“I WANT ONE.”

“Don’t be foolish. You won’t be able to drink it.”

The robot swiveled, then leaned forwards, until its eyes were level with Shadow’s. 

“Fine! Whatever. Two Ultimate Lattes.” He slapped more money on the counter. 

A few minutes later and the drinks were ready. Emily walked them to the pickup counter.

“Two Ultimate Lattes for the Ultimate Lifeform!”

The regulars didn’t turn their heads anymore, but a few newbies did. Shadow retrieved his drinks and handed one to the robot. 

The robot stared at the drink, before stomping back to the counter. Emily fought the urge to hide beneath the counter or take off running.

“I AM NOT AN ‘ULTIMATE LIFEFORM’.” The robot blared. “I AM THE ULTIMATE ROBOT. GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME, MEATBAG.”

“Sorry, let me try that one again: one Ultimate Latte for the Ultimate Robot!” Emily replied without missing a beat. She’d have to thank whatever ghost of bravery that had possessed her later. 

The robot stared at her, before giving an approving nod. She flashed her best customer service smile as it stomped off. Shadow trailed after it, but before he left, he gave her a tight-lipped smile and a shrug. 

—

The next time Shadow came with company was right at rush hour, when the usual crowd of government agents got off work or were heading to their night shift. Emily wasn’t sure which one applied to the three that stood before her. Shadow, regardless of everything, looked happy to see her. 

He cut in front of Rouge. “One Ultimate Latte, please.”

“Rude!” Rouge chimed. 

“RUDE.” The robot chimed. 

“Sure thing,” Emily finished doodling up the cup. 

She took the money from him shortly after, and he stepped off to the side. The robot stepped forward next. 

“ONE ULTIMATE LATTE.”

“For the Ultimate Robot, right?”

“CORRECT!” The robot pumped its fist into the air. It then turned to Shadow. “SHE REMEMBERED. I LIKE THIS MEATBAG.”

“You’re kind of hard to forget.” Shadow replied. “Emily, you can put Omega’s on my ticket.”

Emily froze. Whatever ghost of bravery or quick thinking or whatever that had helped her last time was completely absent.

“That is your name, isn’t it?” He gestured to the name tag. 

“Right, of course.” Emily turned to Rouge. “And what can I get for you?” 

“Ugh, about time. I think I’ll try something different- how about a venti half white chocolate, half regular mocha frappe with two pumps raspberry and whipped cream?”

“And the name for that?”

The bat pouted. “And here I thought we knew everyone’s names here?”

“Just ‘Rouge’ is fine?” Emily clarified. 

Rouge paused thoughtfully, before grinning. “Actually, how about ‘the Ultimate Treasure Hunter Extraordinaire’?”

“Perfect. We’ll have those right out for you.”

Emily completed the payments, punched everything into the register, and then frowned at the huge line that had formed while the trio had ordered. She caught one of her coworkers walking by behind her, grabbing his shoulder and pushing him behind the till.

“Switch!” She whispered in his ear, before jumping into the order line. 

It was hell to try and figure out what her unfortunate colleague had been in the middle of, but she threw together the orders well enough. Then it came to the three important ones, and she took her time with these. When they were finished, she went up to the counter and readied her best calling voice.

“One Ultimate Latte for the Ultimate Lifeform!”

“One venti half-and-half mocha frappe with raspberry and whip for the Ultimate Treasure Hunter Extraordinaire!” 

“One Ultimate Latte for the Ultimate Robot!”

What followed was a scene out of a movie, slow motion and all. The crowded store parted, bewildered patrons creating the perfect walkway for the three to swagger down. Rouge led the formation, wings spread wide, with the grace of a supermodel on the runway. Shadow followed on her right, a look of cool arrogance in his eyes. Omega followed on her left, practically preening under all the attention, if robots could preen, that was. 

They grabbed their drinks in unison and then walked away in the same formation. Rouge blew a kiss to the crowd before they went out the door. 

Everything and everyone in the store seemed to freeze in place for a moment, as if reality itself was reeling from the amount of “cool” it had just witnessed.

And Emily was beaming. 

—

“It’s only a quick stop.”

“Coffee, Shads? Frou-frou coffee?”

“Shut up. You can wait outside if it bothers you.”

“No no no, I’m not bothered or anything, just weird.”

Being the barista that Shadow the Hedgehog knew by name prepared you for all sorts of unexpected, intimidating things. Emily liked to think that she could handle anything at this point. 

But having THE Sonic the Hedgehog walk into your store was something else entirely. 

“Hello, Emily.” Shadow said. “The usual.”

Really, she should’ve expected this. Shadow the Hedgehog hadn’t saved the world alone, after all. They might even be friends. . . though perhaps that was pushing it, given the way Sonic rolled his eyes. 

“One Ultimate Latte, coming right up.” Emily began writing the name on the cup. 

“You’re kidding.” Sonic said. He then cleared his throat and did a poor imitation. “An ‘Ultimate Latte’?”

“Shut up!”

Emily scribbled out what she’d written on the cup. “And the name for that?”

Shadow gave her a strange look. “Same as always.”

She shot a glance at Sonic, before looking back to him.

“Did I stutter?”

“Got it. Be out with that in a minute.”

Making the drink took only about as long as it took to heat the milk up at this point. The unique recipe was now as thoroughly engrained in her brain as a typical mocha or caramel frappuccino, so she didn’t have to think much about it anymore. She put the lid on and walked up to the counter. 

Her throat went dry as Sonic looked over at her. As usual, no one else was in the entire store, and for the first time in a long time, she felt a little dumb for taking a name for the order at all. 

But then Shadow met her gaze expectantly, and she couldn’t help but smile.

“One Ultimate Latte for the Ultimate Lifeform!” She called out and set the cup on the counter. 

Shadow retrieved his drink and took a sip. “Thanks.”

“Wow. Just wow, dude.” Sonic shook his head. 

Shadow turned around. “What, too afraid to try it?”

“Wha- no, of course not! Gimme a sip.”

Sonic was over in an instant. No, faster than an instant. The wind slapped against Emily’s face and her mouth fell open as her brain failed to register how someone that was over there could now be fifteen feet closer seemingly without taking a single step. 

Sonic, meanwhile, grabbed the cup and took a swig. 

And he immediately spit it out. 

“It’s hot, you moron.” Shadow said. 

“. . . Mhmmm, figured that. . .”

Shadow grabbed the cup back and took a small, reasonable sip. “I’m not giving you any more.”

“Come on. One more taste. I’m not getting defeated by some dumb drink.”

“Order your own.” Shadow turned and gave Emily a look. 

She froze, for a single moment, from the weight of expectation upon her. She then gave her best customer service smile and asked, “Would you like an Ultimate Latte, sir?”

Sonic threw his hands in the air as a look of utter bewilderment crossed his face. Shadow covered his mouth and locked eyes with her, and they shared in the valiant struggle of containing their laughter. 

“Fine. Ring me up.” Sonic zipped over to the till. 

She walked back and punched in the order again. Her customer service smile helped delay the giggles but she knew she didn’t have much time before she totally lost it. 

“What’s the name for that?”

“Sonic. Just Sonic, none of his nonsense.”

“Coming right up.” 

Making the order this time around felt like an eternity, but soon Emily returned to the counter.

“One Ultimate Latte for Sonic?”

She didn’t even set the drink down when it was taken from her hands by a blur of blue. Sonic skidded to a stop next to Shadow. 

“Now drink it. Slowly.” Shadow lowered his hand from his mouth. 

Sonic set the cup down on a nearby table and popped the lid off. He blew on the top of the drink for a minute or two, before picking it up and taking a sip. Then another. Then another.

“Well?” Shadow asked.

“. . . okay, that’s pretty good. Very sugary. Didn’t take you for the type.”

“Rouge got it for me the first time. I didn’t expect it either.”

“But it’s nice.”

“Yes. It’s nice.” 

Sonic took a longer sip, before setting the cup down again. He popped the lid back on. 

“Heh, guess it is a pretty ‘Ultimate’ latte. That’s a good name for it.”

And that’s when Shadow snorted. 

“Hey! What’s so funny?”

Emily laughed before she could help it. She doubled over behind the counter. Shadow’s own quiet giggles floated in from above. 

“I said it’s pretty ‘Ultimate’! That’s the name, right? Why are you two laughing?”

Giggles turned into guffaws. Emily stood up behind the counter again to see that Shadow’s smile spread wide out from behind his hand as he laughed uncontrollably. Sonic smiled and put a hand on Shadow’s back. It took him minutes to calm down enough to speak again. 

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you laugh like that before, dude.” Sonic said. “You should do it more often!”

“Tsch.” Shadow brushed his hand off.

“I’m going to assume this is some kind of inside joke?”

“Maybe?” Emily said. 

“Maybe.” Shadow repeated. 

“You can’t tell anyone.” Emily said.

“Oh really now?”

“Don’t ruin it.” Shadow pointed at him. 

“Sure won’t- if you can beat me back to your stupid boss’ office!”

“But we’re carrying drinks!” “So? What’s wrong, Shads, don’t know how to not spill everywhere?”

Emily dug out a pair of coffee cup stoppers. “These might help.”

Sonic ran back and stole them from her hands, before sticking them in his and Shadow’s drink. He then disappeared, the door slamming shut giving the only indication of where he’d gone. 

“Bastard!” Shadow shouted. “Chaos control!”

There was a huge flash of light, and a shockwave strong enough to shake the glass of the windows. Emily flung her hands in front of her eyes. When she lowered them again, he was gone. 

—

One week later, in the thick of rush hour, Sonic the Hedgehog came tearing into the store. He weaved and dodged his way around the line, sliding to a stop in front of the till just as the last customer walked off. Not that anybody minded, and if anybody did, they weren’t going to say it.

“Hey, Emily, is it? How’s it hanging?” He grinned.

She could only give a shy smile. “Can I take your order?”

By this point, multiple patrons had gotten their cell phones out and were videoing the whole exchange. 

“Sure! One Ultimate Latte, please.”

“And the name for that?”

“You know the one!”

Sonic slapped a wad of cash on the counter and took off to the pickup line. Emily counted the cash, only to find that he’d way overpaid, but any attempt to get his attention again was fruitless- he was busy taking selfies with a group of kids waiting with their mom. She threw the extra change in the tip jar. She then waved the next customer forward, a teenager with her phone out. 

“What’s the ‘Ultimate Latte’?” The teen asked. 

“Uh, it’s a honeycomb lavender latte.” Emily said. 

“Sure, I’ll give it a try. Make it a grande, please.” 

By the end of Emily’s shift, the coffee bar had run out of lavender syrup. 

By the end of the week, so had the storeroom. 

[werewolfbarista]

what's the weirdest order anyone has asked for? mine was iced almondmilk matcha latte with decaf espresso and raspberry syrup. i made it for myself after and turns out all the flavors cancel out. (though shoutout to 'cappuccino no foam' i love that one)

i didn't make this one but one time somebody ordered an earl grey with matcha and a shot in it........???????? strange combination .

alternatively this thing, which my coworker said ultimately had like maybe a quarter inch of iced coffee in it. i saw her making it and lost my mind

TR ICED COFFEE

pumpkin cream cold foam

12 pumps liquid cane

4 pumps classic

12 pumps pumpkin sauce

12 pumps white mocha

add whip

caramel drizzle

mocha drizzle

apple drizzle

cookie crumbles

pumpkin topping

cinnamon dolce topping

caramel crunch topping

why both liquid cane AND classic? why whip AND cold foam? why 40 pumps of syrup total? why not just get a solo espresso at this point? why everything?????

[alfea]

so when I used to go to sbux frequently I liked to get an iced matcha or a cold brew with a cold foam and I'd switch up the cold foam flavour all the time, one that I really liked was sugar cookie syrup in the drink with a cinnamon dolce cold foam...

but now I live in an area where i only have two small independent cafes I order from and I always get an iced latte, with maple if I'm at the place that has maple or with whatever syrup strikes my fancy at the place that doesn't... I got to the point in the summer where I'd go to the one place and they'd be like "iced latte with maple? 😁" and I'd be like "you know it!" and at the other place they always chat with me and know me by name heh

maple lattes are so good and i don't normally like maple lmao, most baristas i've met prefer making iced over hot lattes bc you don't have to steam milk so it's quicker, they probably like you a lot!

[kaybeelikestodraw]

Iced half caf ristretto venti 4 pump sugar free cinnamon dolce soy skinny latte

[sonnet-of-anarchy]

Ghosts at Starbucks!! 🧋

Lady B: English Breakfast Tea brewed with Lemon & a lemon loaf (eaten with a fork she brought from home) 🍰

Captain: English Breakfast tea, splash of milk, also maybe shortbread biscuits. 🫖

Pat: Earl grey, milk, sausage sandwich, egg bites with ham & cheese and a cinnamon swirl 🥮

Kitty: strawberry & cream frappe (cream base, no coffee) with vanilla whipped cream, Java chips and strawberry syrup. Also a birthday cake pop & a ham/cheese toastie 🍡

Mary: oatmeal & smooth orange Juice. Might also branch to a youthberry tea on particularly adventurous days. 🥣

Thomas: (hot) caramel macchiato (shaken) with double shot espresso con panna, one pump caramel and hazelnut syrup with vanilla whipped cream, white mocha sauce and a dolce de leche milk base. (Cold) a iced brown sugar cafe mocha/ salted maple mix with Java chips, vanilla foam, a pump of vanilla and hazelnut surup with a double shot expresso con panna. Mozzarella & tomato panini. 🍹

Humphrey: cold foam iced cappuccino with caramel syrup and chocolate sprinkles. 🧋

Mike: either a iced chai tea latte with vanilla cold foam and hazelnut syrup or a mint citrus tea. He also gets a chicken Caesar wrap & a lemon & poppyseed muffin. 🧁

Alison: pumpkin spiced latte with vanilla syrup and or a iced caramel latte with extra caramel syrup and maple cold foam. Sweet potato & pumpkin seed fritter wrap with a white choc/raspberry blondie. 🫔

Julian: grande americano with a sneaky shot of something off-menu. Ham & cheese croissant with almond biscotti. ☕️

Robin: like a big cup of vanilla cold foam underneath 10 pumps chocolate syrup with Java chips and chocolate sprinkles. A bacon sandwich & some ham too. 🥓

[priderock-inc]

what is each character's order at Starbucks? 👀

I had a time with this one...

*inhale*

Mufasa: Dark roast with a shot of hazelnut syrup

Scar: Unsweetened triple-shot Americano, extra hot, with heavy cream

Sarabi: Cinnamon dolce latte with oat milk and extra cinnamon sprinkles

Sarafina: Green tea with coconut milk and a pump of raspberry syrup

Simba: Chocolate milk with a ton of whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles

Nala: Strawberry smoothie

Zazu: Flat white with skim milk and a sprinkle of nutmeg and cinnamon

Rafiki: Green tea

Timon: Iced caramel macchiato with a shot of espresso, extra caramel drizzle, and whipped cream

Pumbaa: Mango dragonfruit refresher with lemonade instead of water and extra dragonfruit pieces

Shenzi: Cold brew with mocha syrup, toffee nut syrup, three shots of espresso, and coconut milk

Banzai: Double chocolate chip frappuccino with extra chocolate chips and whipped cream

Ed: Hot chocolate with marshmallows and four shots of espresso

*exhale*