#icarus’ random screaming

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

She despair on my destiel till i nov 5th. y yo a ti even. But never the truth :(((

[heydragonfly]

okay I’m playing Hades 2 and every character has been absolutely wonderful BUT

ICARUS IS IN THE GAME!!!!! (this is the incomplete/temporary art they’ve used for the other allies of this section hence why it’s sketchy)

also??? I think he’s Melinoë’s ex???? “not about to let you fly out on me again” is LOADED

meli 😭😭😭😭

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

unfortunately a gaiman apologist but this. I know it's a spoiler which suck was but it's one (1) thing. that came from a trailer apparently!

A detail that basically confirms something we've already know or heavily suspected/theorized.

you really gonna sit there and clutch your pearls on amazon's behalf? on tumblr (famously hostile environment to corporations, celebrities, influencers and profitably).com?

on gaiman's behalf? who although created (several) beloved and well-written works of literary art, is consistently and enthusiastically active within his fan base, openly supportive of queer fans + shipping/shippers, supports the wga strike and seems like a very down to earth, good/likeable person is still profiting from this project. along side amazon (who I'm not gonna on about because its 1:50 am, I have 3% battery and we all know what's up with Amazon. if not google isn't your friend but a useful tool)

people are still gonna watch it. gaiman's sad about it I'm sure but he's a grown-ass man he'll live with it and move on. not to be a complete bitch but this ruins absolutely nothing for him. I haven't checked his blog and have only seen what passed my dash but it doesn't seem like he's dying so it's fine

also amazon isn't doing any damage control so don't come at me but maybe (like /gen maybe) The Leak was purposeful? There are other things people are mad about I'm sure but there always will be.

(it's a situation adjacent to a large online community/fandom dedicated to a show that deviates from the source material which is a book with a fan base that holds many varied and split opinions)

i just ask people on all sides to think critically as a collective about all the elements involved. c

Insane percentage of this website lives in a little acorn house in Neil gaiman’s asshole

[4thebedrockbros]

A Bedrock bros SUPERHERO AU WIP I need opinion on

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Icarus, the boy that flew too close to the sun, burnt and fell.

He hadn't chosen this alias, though it ironically fits him well. When he inevitably falls, there will be no outstretched hands, there will be no saviours.

Tommy is Icarus. Tommy will burn. Tommy will fall.

And eventually, he'll die all alone, an unmarked grave as the only proof of the fact that he had once been someone, that he had once screamed, laughed and cried.

He's completely fine with that. ( He is a liar )

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

When he hears something falling loudly on his balcony, Technoblade knew it would be a long night.

When he chose to live near Logsteadshire, the district with the highest crime rates, he knew he would probably have to deal with robberies and other things of the sort. It had not bothered him, if he could he would've moved directly inside said district, but no, the Hero Committee and his father had to be rich dumbasses over it.

In his humble (and completely right) opinion, crime rate in Logstead’ would probably be way lower if the heroes actually came to patrol there instead of leaving the heavy lifting to vigilantes. Don't get him started on their vigilante policies.

Now he wasn't actually a hero, while the HC would probably like him (or force him) to be one. But with a father that's the number one hero and a power that is considered “ dangerous “ the brunette still has to listen to whatever they say or do whatever they order him to do.

Anyhow, Techno takes the baseball bat he keeps near the front door of his apartment and slowly makes his way to the balcony, hoping the robber was unharmed, he's not really in the mood to deal with guns or any other weapon, unsurprisingly.

He steps in front of the glass door of the balcony, opens it and stops his steps, breath halting as the bat in his hand, now forgotten, clatters to the floor with a -thud-.

In front of him a small figure, with a white and golden coat, black combat suit underneath, blue lens goggles along with a black mask covering the lower half of their face, and two golden mechanical wings that seemed a bit messed up. And blood. So much blood everywhere.

Fuck.

This ladies, gentlemen and folks of all other genders, is the vigilante Icarus, or Archangel as some people tend to nickname them. They've been fighting crime all over the poorer districts for a little over a year now without once being caught by the heroes.

And listen, Techno knows he should probably call the committee, his father or even the police. But–

They're probably the reason the kid (He refuses to believe that this is a grown man, they look so small) is in this state in the first place. And so, Technoblade does something that would probably make the HC snap and finally put him in Pandora, he slowly lifts the young figure off the ground, leaving the busted mechanical wings aside for now, and takes them inside before they end up bleeding out.

Is he risking his safety for a random kid in a suit? Apparently so.

Who knew ‘The Blood God’ could be so heroic.

–

The first red flag was that when Tommy woke up, he felt safe and warm, which doesn't add up since last time he checked he was very cold and dying alone on a concrete roof, or was it a balcony? Fuck if he knows. Did he actually die? Huh. He would try and say that it was surprising but it was really not.

However, he does feel pain all over his damn body. ' Man, the afterlife fucking sucks’ is his first thought.

“ You're not dead, kid . “ A monotone voice answer - and that was the second red flag. That definitely wake Tommy up, because, first of all did he say that out loud? Probably not, he knows better. Second of all if he isn't dead then, where the fuck is he. And most importantly who the fuck was that-

The vigilante immediately shot up to stare at the stranger. He's apparently in the living room of a small apartment, the unknown person standing in their kitchenette, above the shoulder brown hair and crimson eyes not bothering to look at the younger boy, the man is buff, has a few scar as well, way more than the usual civilian, and square glasses sitting on his nose, weird guy.

Crimson eyes meets his own summer blues. Wait a fucking minute what did pinkie pie just call him ??

“ Not a kid, bitch !” He signs rapidly, not bothering to check if the man even knew ASL. (Yes ASL, Purpled was the one who taught him and the guy was a fucking American so-)

“Well hello to you too, kid. You shouldn't move around so much you're still injured. Almost bled out on my balcony, and my couch.” The stranger answers before looking back at the food they were preparing.

Tommy flips the guy off before realising the predicament he put himself in. He's alone, inside a strangers appartement. Shit.

… oh Shit oh piss wait, the young blonde touched his face to see if his goggles and mask are still there, which surprisingly they are.

Huh. Double weird guy. He takes a moment to reboot his goggles, the digital eyes appearing in each lens. Once a criminal said he looked like a Tamagotchi. Tommy punched him extra hard for that one.

“You saved me and you didn't even try to u-n-m-a-s-k me ?” He asked, digital eyes displaying question marks (?.?), it was a very valid question. No one would pass this golden opportunity, either to blackmail him, reveal him to the world or other weird reasons.

“Seems like an invasion of privacy” The brown haired man answered as if it was common sense.

Well it totally is. Not a lot of people care about that though, especially when it comes to vigilantes. With them being illegal and all. Tommy signs so to the guy, trying to make him understand how stupid they're being.

“ Heh. don't really care about your identity. All I need to know is that you're a kid and you crashed on my balcony. “ Now that should be an immediate third red flag, but Tommy just concluded he was dead and ended up in heaven, which, congrats to him, didn't think he would make it there but he’s not about to complain. He’s still hurt though so that's less ideal. The tension in his shoulder is relieved a bit.

“By the way, my name's Techno, pronouns he and him“ the ever so monotone voice cut through his thought. “ What should I call you ?”

The younger immediately noticed the Techno guy didn't really ask for his name back, which he's kinda grateful for. But he is also Tommy Innes. So he signs:

“What kind of dumb name is T-E-C-N-O” Digital eyes displaying a childish expression to match the blonde's grin. (⁠*⁠^-^⁠*⁠)

“ T-E-C-H-N-O kid” The man sighs, hiding a smile at the kid's antics, with that mask, his size and the way they expressed themself ?

That was definitely a child. Coming out of the kitchen and putting a bowl on the table in front of them. “ and I don't know, I was young, don't let a nine year old choose his own name I guess “

Tommy makes a small chuckle that ends up being muffled by the mask, not really questionning the fact that Techno had to name himself, before staring at the food bowl. It seems to be for him. His stomach wails at the sight of a hot meal. But eating means removing the mask. And that puts him in danger.

“ I'm going to clean the mess of blood you made out on the balcony, don't eat too fast, don't throw up, don't snoop around” That's all Techno said before leaving, giving the young vigilante the opportunity to eat. And Tommy is not about to complain, or wait. He removes the lower mask and drinks the soup, trying to eat it as slowly as he can while trying to ignore his aching stomach. He only eats half the bowl before being full, he stares at it guiltily.

He hears the other man coming back after a while and quickly put his mask back on, putting the bowl back on the table.

Techno does his best not to address the half eaten food, the kid is skittish, he doesn't need to have an injured boy running away from him. “ Your wings are kind of broken, I think, I'm not an expert but you should bring them to be seen by whoever created them “

At that the vigilante or well the mask displayed a frowny face.

Tommy raised his hand once again to sign “ I made them, bring them to me. “

[serial-killers-hope]

icarus ronin .. p elase ejdsixad

A splendid idea my dear reader. ~ DP

CW / TW :

- Burning

- Religious Trauma

- Metaphoric Dysphoria

- Grief

SPOILERS :

- Gluttony Gods

- Killer Chat

Enjoy the warmth of the sun.

And don’t get too close.

Melting Wax Engraved In Bone.

Ronin wouldn’t ever admit that he had gotten too attached. After all, he never once spoke out about the struggles of being a archaic figure’s descendant who had been cursed to bear the struggles of their ancestor. But all he thought was how stupid he looked.

He eyed himself in the mirror, wings splayed out from behind him with a judgmental expression. He hated his wings, but at least he could hide them. It didn’t feel right in all honesty; how they tucked under his chest and practically melted into his skin.

Sometimes it hurt. Sometimes it didn’t.

But Ronin never cared for that. He just wanted to be normal like everyone else. Beautiful and praised by the masses… something he never was. At least to himself.

He always hated how waxy his wings were. How they ruffled up when they were out and he was angry. How much he hated being the way he was. How he ignored the signs of burning from the goddamn sun that plagued his every step.

Ronin knew he was different, everyone said he was different. And gods did he hate it, he hated it so goddamn much. It drove him insane at this point.

Maybe Angel was right, that he’d always be trapped in his own mind and spiral of self-denial and his aching anxieties that screamed into his mind that he was being forced to be the way he was. All for some ancestor who probably didn’t even care about some random person who got cursed for their existence. It made Ronin mentally retch.

He folded his wings back in, wrapping them around to melt the waxy feathers into his skin. It stung, practically searing his skin as he hid all that was him… it made him feel oddly guilty. Even if it wasn’t much, it didn’t feel right.

Either way, Ronin shook it off with a soft sigh. His gaze on the floor as he shrugged on his shirt and signature jacket. Adjusting the rainbows on his wrists ( even if he was still lying to himself, he wouldn’t know why ) and fixing his beanie onto his head.

He had removed the horns ages ago when he got his wings, it didn’t feel right with them. Hell, it felt rude in all honesty. Even if it was for his own sake, people saw him as something to be feared. ( Even if he was a murderer, it wasn’t a good feeling. )

But Ronin shrugged the feeling off, looking over at a framed photo of him and a person he had known in Angelwood. Long before everything. Long before they died…

He still missed them. Halo and all.

[thatuselesshuman]

Writeblr Introduction Post

✨ Also known as, I'm just rewriting my normal intro post to include more author shit ✨

General Bio Information

I'm fine with being called any variation of ThatUselessHuman or Casper (also acceptable: anything I find funny)

Pronouns: whatever makes the joke funnier

Aerospace engineering college student living in the USA (*distant eagle caws*)

Not a minor (don't do anything diabolical with that)

Colorblind, Autistic, and generally just ill

Writing Interests

Suffering/angst enthusiast

Fantasy, sci-fi, and dystopia are my shit bro

Found family, morally dark gray characters, religious elements and/or mythology, and trauma=character development

I tentatively like romance cause it's great when it's a side plot (I'm just ass at actually writing it)

I absolutely adore spinning my religion (Christianity) into fantasy worlds and concepts bc the lore is always IMMACULATE

Other interests

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Bungou Gay Dogs

Epic the Musical

Jujutsu Kaizen (known to dabble in other animes)

The Case Study of Gay Men (The case study of vanitas)

Twink men (Zelda)

Six of Crows

Books in general

Genshin (out of nowhere)

Solo-Leveling

Hunger Games

I do art occasionally

Gummigoo (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Danny Motta

Goals

maybe write a book idk

Be entirely unserious

Make a friend or two

Scream into the void abt my WIPs

Survive.

Common/Important Tags

#dying stars burn the brightest

#sorrow's victor

#bloody hands are kind

#among the living (casper)

#caspers random things

My Works

*blue = Ao3 one shot / green = Ao3 long work / purple = unposted / pink = short (non fandom) writings

Bloody Hands are Kind (wip series)

• Sorrow's Victor (fin.) • Plated Gold Smiles (fin.) • Capitol Perfume (fin.) • The Scars You Leave (fin.) • Bloody Hands are Kind (fin.) • Among the Living (wip)

None of Us Heroes (wip)

Gates of Hell (wip)

All Things Sacred and Blasphemous (fin.)

Writing. (fin.)

Creation. (fin.)

Dear Icarus (fin.)

Human Nature (fin.)

Why. (fin.)

Indebted to the Sea (fin.)

The Love Was There (fin.)

DNI if you're a bitch :)

[heckcareoxytwit]

The mutants of Krakoa are sent on their mission to investigate who is behind the terrorist attack and they help the survivors of the bombed city. Also, they fend off the Watchdogs who are harassing the mutants and survivors.

The mutants who do things in this comic are...

Storm disperses the biotoxic gas in the air and she helps out in fending off the Watchdogs. She also creates an oxygen-rich bubble environment to enhance Triage's healing powers.

Cyclops and Monet St Croix do most of the fighting in fending off the Watchdogs who are harassing the mutants.

Bishop helps out the survivors as well as fending off the Watchdogs.

Cerebra and Tempo analyze the skull and they found out that the skull belonged to a young mutant who was kidnapped and used as a living weapon by Orchis.

Thunderbird frees the trapped man inside the car, he also knows that the Heritage Foundation might have something to do with the X-Gene used to create the exploding mutant so he informs the CSI team that they were buying native X-Genes.

Iceman creates ice bowls for the dogs to drink water out of. He also uses his ice golems to do CPA stuff in the office, helping the town prepare for upcoming bureaucratic and budgetary battles.

Triage works to heal the critically injured and notes that half the town is sick or infectious due to the "dirty bomb" explosion.

Tag's powers are great for evacuation and he "tags" destroyed cars and buildings to help people escape them, while Karma telepathically guides people out of complexes.

Angel helps out in not only taking the trapped survivors out of the window from the building, he also helps out Cyclops, Monet, Bishop, Jean Grey and Bishop in fending off the Watchdogs.

Jean Grey ends up her telekinesis levitating most of the Watchdogs and after reading their minds realizes they're not part of the false flag operation. They actually believe mutants are responsible for the attack. She gets them out of the way and has them "chasing their own tails." Jean Grey also rebuilds people's homes using their memories as blueprints.

Somnus keeps the wounded but stable victims dreaming comfortably as they rest.

Thumbelina uses her shrinking powers to perform microsurgeries inside the survivors' bodies.

Wicked the Genoshan mutant connects the deceased with their loved ones as grief counseling. Bishop notes that without backups of these people the Phoenix Foundation can't bring them back.

Icarus singing local tunes to lift the hearts of the victims.

Escapade switching places with trapped people as she seems good at escaping.

Crave the random mutant eats the contents of biohazard bags that have been collected, neutralizing them. He also finds them delicious.

Northstar and Aurora light up the night sky.

Sanjar Javeed (Horseman Death from Remender's Uncanny X-Force) boosts the immune systems of the most vulnerable.

Brutha Nature grows air-scrubbing flora all over town.

Alchemist (Sudi Abadi) purifies the contaminated water.

Theia also helps to reassemble the streets, businesses, etc.

Greycrow cooks a massive pot of seafood boil while Madrox fills and passes out bowls.

Eye-Scream the obscure mutant makes ice cream for the children.

Hindsight uses his telemetry to do more investigations.

--- X-Men: Before the Fall - Mutant First Strike #1, 2023

Whew! What a list!

[emberunderscore]

Thoughts bout Icarus and Quixis and Unlocked :)

Looking at Season 1. Everything Icarus did to the people around them, hurt everyone around them, destroyed almost everyone’s houses, almost killed multiple people and DID kill Haley. Not to mention everything they did to Athena. 

Looking at Season 3. Murder is arguably worse than what Quixis did, and I know we don’t know everything Quixis has done, but Icarus themself didn’t know how to feel about Quixis until Unlocked. Which makes it clear that Unlocked was the turning point. At least for what they remember.

You might be saying “Oh but Icarus didn’t have any control over what they did in Season 1” and you are correct, but it has already been established that Quixis doesn’t always have control over what changes, and to be completely honest, that path doesn’t scream presice control, it seems more like random glitching on Quixis’ part. We do know, from the massive fuck off wall they placed in the way, that they wanted Icarus to go back to the portal - or at least not get to their house. So it’s very plausible that they didn’t mean to change Icarus’ wings, that they were just angry or scared from Icarus’ not listening to them, and they most definitely wouldn’t have wanted Icarus to be flying, and that could’ve ended up manifesting as breaking Icarus’ wings.

Let’s not ignore, in Season 2 Icarus just trapped Centross in that prison. They almost killed him. They were not corrupted. Enderian had no input there. That was Icarus’ own actions, their own choices. Centross and Icarus are not enemies because of that. They’re very close friends despite that. None of the people Icarus hurt blame them for it. Rae recently found out that he would’ve died from when Icarus pushed him off the tower in Season 1 if not for his elytra. He doesn’t hold that against them. He forgives Icarus for everything they did to him. Athena forgives them for everything they did. All of them forgive Icarus. 

Icarus doesn’t forgive Quixis.

Quixis apologied, Quixis gave Icarus back their wings. If it was an accident, there is nothing more they could do to apologise. Icarus said themself that there was nothing Quixis could do to fix what they did. Icarus said they’d be even be willing to kill Quixis.

Icarus killed Haley. Haley forgives them. Quixis is the reason Haley is even around to be able to forgive them. 

So here’s what I have to ask Icarus:

If you wont forgive Quixis for what they did, how can you think yourself worthy of forgiveness?

Am I saying Quixis is trustworthy? No. Am I saying they’re a good person? Also no. What I am saying is Quixis is no worse than Icarus, and they are being incredibly hypocritcal by outright hating them. 

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[thevoicetournament]

VS READY!!

the bracket is ready! please remember I randomized the seed!

first poll will start in a day

until then feel free to ask me anything!

(under the cut)

The Narrator (Pokémon) Vs. The Pa Announcer (Mash)

The Narrator (Little Big Planet) Vs. The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

Delamain (Cyberpunk 2077) Vs. The Narrator (Dude, Stop!)

Brooke Page (Ever After High) Vs. Sissel (Ghost Trick)

Cave Johnson (Portal 2) Vs. God (Miitopia)

Computer (Star Trek) Vs. Dr. Glen Pierce (Superliminal)

Narrator (Dialtown) Vs. I.M.O.G.E.N. (Stellar Firma)

Alexa (Amazon) Vs. Game (There Is No Game: Wrong Dimensions)

The Beast (Over The Garden Wall) Vs. The Star Stream (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint)

Yaweh (The Prince Of Egypt) Vs. Encyclopedia (Disco Asylum)

Hand Unit (Fnaf Sister Location) Vs. The Narrator (Manuel Samuel)

The Announcer (Scp) Vs. Mr. New Vegas (Fallout)

The Beyonder (Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur) Vs. The Narrator (The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy)

Announcer (Super Smash Bro's) Vs. Allen The Amorphous Cloud (Dilbert)

Hal 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey) Vs. Voice (Scream)

The Fail Screen (The Henry Stickman Collection) Vs. Palutena (Kid Icarus Uprising)

David Attenbourough (Nature Documentaries) Vs. "X Hours Later" (Spongebob)

The Narrator (The Powerpuff Girls) Vs. Phone Guy (Fnaf)

God (Christianity) Vs. Ness' Father (Earthbound)

Discord Text To Speech (Discord) Vs. Guardian Angel (Clowntown)

Ron Pearlman (Fallout) Vs. The Voice (Trapped!/Trapped! Ever After)

The Ghost Host (Luigi's Haunted Mansion) Vs. Sayer (Sayer)

Airy (One) Vs. F.R.I.D.A.Y. (Marvel)

Dr. Death Defying (Danger Days) Vs. Art (The Murderbot Diaries)

Siri (Iphone) Vs. The Narrator (Pushing Daisies)

End Poem (Minecraft) Vs. Howard's Mother (Big Bang Theory)

The End (Sonic Frontiers) Vs. The Narrator (Word Girl)

Computer (Courage The Cowardly Dog) Vs. Hinawa (Mother 3)

Conscience (My Brain) Vs. Boxer/Unknown (Transistor)

John Doe (Malevolent) Vs. Lil Hal (Homestuck)

Disembodied Voice /Text (Scott Pilgrim Vs The World) Vs. Mr. Voice (Little Misfortune)

Narrator (Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, And The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist) Vs. Your Tie (Disco Asylum)

[affablyevilshowdown]

Small Bracket Round 1

Small Bracket has passed the planning stage!

Should I have just put them through a random number generator and called it a day? Probably. But I didn't, so there

Blanket disclaimer that I don't know every nominee so a lot of this is based on research and I'm sorry if I got the vibes wrong

Full bracket under read-more

Rules over Hades/Robot Hell

Hades                   (Kid Icarus: Uprising)

Robot Devil         (Futurama)

Fans hate him

Aechmea             (Houseki no Kuni)

Ladd Russo         (Baccano!)

Daniel    (Camp Camp)

Extra knife-murder

Johnny C             (Johnny the homicidal Maniac)

Alpha                    (Dollhouse)

Music Videos

The Evil Bald Guy from the Genghis Khan music video     

(The Genghis Khan music video)

Dr. Carmilla        (Dr. Carmilla and/or The Mechanisms)

Fight your shadow self!

Professor Venomous       (OK K.O. Let’s Be Heroes)

Shadowy Figure                (OK K.O. Let’s Be Heroes)

Friendly old women

Kanchenjunga Sarrektjaka            (Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians)

Lesley    (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Pathetic soggy washcloth of a man

King Richard       (Galavant)

Namakelder        (Happiness Charge Precure)

Ghetsis                 (Pokémon (gen 5))

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about but the guy she told you not to worry about is you wearing lipstick

Lugnut                  (Transformers Animated)

Clobber                (Transformers: Cyberverse)

The ones that I can only appreciate from a distance cause if I take 1 step closer I just say yikes and walk 5 more steps backwards

Dr. Boris Habit   (Smile For Me)

Shaun Gomez     (Smile tapes)

Am                        (I have no mouth and I must scream)

Yikes pt.2 but for entirely different reasons

Clay Puppington                (Moral Orel)

Cruel Angel Clionel          (The Battle Cats)

Mariko Kurama                 (Elfen Lied)

Traumatized girlbossses can commit a little murder as a treat

Ada Graceheart                (Medieval Cop)

Helena G. Wells                (Warehouse 13)

I am so sorry about this, I shouldn't make them fight but I thought it'd be really funny to have a person vs that same person inverted and with gold spooky eyes

"Then teach me how to knit" vs "knitting isn't as fun as murder"

Morgan Sterling                (S and D tier)

Alex Stewart                      (S and D tier)

Lil psycho/Lil in love   (... I lied, these losers are both head over freakin heels)

Beatrice (Bibi)    (I Love Amy)

Claire Stanfield  (Baccano!)

If you take away all context, and I mean ALL context, I genuinely think this is the same character.  

Tigerstar              (Warrior Cats)

Darkstalker         (Wings of Fire)

Wet Dishrag Men pt.2

Simon Keyes                      (Ace Attorney)

Ogata Hyakunosuke         (Golden Kamuy)

Ben Linus                            (Lost)

Girlbosses who deserve an entire kingdom to lie, broken, at their feet

Cassandra           (Tangled the Series)

Charlie                 (Don’t Starve Together)

They're just pleasant- If it weren't for the atrocities

Izaya Orihara                                    (Durarara!! and Durarara!! x2)

Thomas Jerome Newton               (Fringe)

Yugi Tsukasa                                     (Toilet Bound Hanako-San)

Fan-Favorites

Dottore                               (Genshin Impact)

Midori/Sou Hiyori            (Your turn to die)

Alfred Bester                     (Babylon 5)

Just a little guy!

Invader Skoodge              (Invader Zim)

Fawful                                 (Mario and Luigi)

The Nome King                 (Oz)

The Butler did it ™

Shelly De Killer   (Ace Attorney)

Argalia                 (Library of Ruina)

Just a little guy (clown edition)

Jevil                      (Deltarune)

Dimentio             (Super Paper Mario!)

The freakin theater mask aesthetic (Yes one of them is a sentient theater mask)

SCP 035                (SCP)

Janus Sanders     (Sanders sides)

The smitten™

Garcia Flynn        (Timeless)

Joshua Kiryu       (The World ends with you)

The Camp Capitalists

GoodtimeswithScar         (Third Life SMP + Hermitcraft)

O’Malley                             (Red vs Blue)

Did someone say lizardmen?

Toffee                  (Star vs. the Forces of Evil)

Elim Garak          (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

The Ace Attorney games said prosecuting lawyer should be evil dramatic and 100% committed to the aesthetic

Manfred von Karma        (Ace Attorney)

Barok van Zieks                 (The Great Ace Attorney)

He's Horrible (❤️ ω ❤️)

Isaac “Felix” Gates           (Red vs Blue)

Marcus Cutter                   (Wolf359)

Warren Kepler                  (Wolf359)

Bill Cipher Wannabes + bird doctor (aka: I was bound to have one miscellaneous category, actually I have 7 >:3)

Bob                       (Voltron)

Samuel White    (Kill Count (Webcomic))

SCP 049              (SCP)

Father went to Evil class but got distracted and became a theater kid. (Also, the trouble with twins)

General Tarquin                (Order of the Stick)

L. D. Curtain                       (The Mysterious Benedict Society- specifically the TV Show)

Discovers things that shouldn't be real

Rafaam                (Hearthstone/ World of Warcraft)

Artemis Fowl      (Artemis Fowl)

The Camp Capitalists Tyrants

Lord Dominator                                              (Wander Over Yonder)

The Monarch (Malcolm Fitzcarraldo)        (The Venture Bros.)

Would be going against HAL but they'd be so crushed

XANA                    (Code Lyoko)

Rie Kishibe          (Digimon Cyber Sleuth)

[eoieopda]

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⇢ how tf do i pronounce your username?

oy-OPE-da. it’s the romanized version of 어이없다, which is one of my favorite korean words. listen to hoshi scream it here.

⇢ why do you have a problem with minors and ageless blogs?

i discussed this here. as of summer 2023, i am no longer blocking ageless blogs and am instead ignoring their interactions unless and until i have some reason to believe they're an adult. see here for some ways that i (and other creators) approach this.

⇢ can i request to be tagged for new stories or new parts?

i don't do fic-specific tags (with the exception of force quit) because it's a massive hassle. instead, i have permanent taglists which include fics/chapters + drabbles:

multi (for all of the groups listed below)

bts

seventeen

stray kids

ateez

⇢ can i tag you in xyz?

i track #eoieopda archive (and also #eoieopdaarchive because some people use that instead). i don't like to be tagged outright in fics if:

i didn't sign up for a taglist or otherwise consent to be tagged

i didn't beta it or have anything to do with its creation, and/or

we don't know/talk to each other (because i can't vouch for whatever it is you've tagged me in — or you, personally — and don't want to be explicitly linked to it).

⇢ when is xyz being posted/updated?

when i have the brain juice and time and i want to 😌

⇢ why is xyz on hiatus/discontinued?

likely because i, icarus, have flown too close to the sun. sometimes, the idea part of my brain moves faster than the follow-through part; and i need to take a silly little break before i’m able to pick up a story. sometimes, i lose interest entirely and will then remove something from my masterlist + make it very clear that a series is discontinued.

personal

⇢ your real name was leaked — can i call you that?

it doesn't bother me if people use my govt. name when they talk to/about me! my whole tagging system uses my nickname (jade) because my actual name wasn't supposed to get out, so that's (primarily) how i'm going to refer to myself on here.

⇢ you said you were adopted —can you tell me xyz about this entire process, what you know of your birth parents, what you remember about korea, etc.?

no thanks! i know very little about the whole thing because i was literally 18 months old. i've also had experiences on here where users' entire communication with me has been to ask/talk about these things, which is icky at best and fetishistic at worst (whether or not it's intentional).

⇢ i’m not korean — can i call you unnie/noona/hyung?

i don’t have a problem with this, and i actually find it pretty cute. keep in mind that my opinion here isn’t universal amongst koreans; and i did not grow up in my own culture, so koreans that did are entitled to feel differently.

⇢ can i come into your inbox and ask very invasive questions about your personal life and/or spew racist garbage and/or erase your identity and/or tokenize you?

thanks for checking — absolutely not! playing stupid games will win you stupid prizes (aka being blocked and/or reported).

⇢ i’m confused by your pronouns — which should i use?

my gender identity is essentially the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon at this point, so i use both she/her and they/them. and by that, i mean: pls don’t stick to one or the other (exclusively she, exclusively they) because i am not exclusively either.

i’m comfy with almost all “gendered” terms (sis, bro, dude, girlie, sir, ma’am, gworl, etc.) because i think gender is fake, lol. i do not vibe with “queen”, though, and i don’t know why. #kingjade

⇢ is it cool if i pop into your ask box with random thoughts, memes, tiktoks, non-k-pop stuff, etc.?

hell yeah, brother! let’s be friends.

⇢ you talk so much and it’s clogging up my dash — what do?

check my tag index here and filter shit to your heart's content!

requests (read the rules here before submitting)

⇢ who will you write for?

bts, seventeen, stray kids, and ateez.

i don't write for han jisung, kim seungmin, yang jeongin, or choi jongho as a personal preference. i adore them, but i don't see them in a romantic and/or sexual light.

⇢ are there any requests you won’t take?

i’m open to trying most kinks, dynamics, and AUs, depending on what's being requested of me (and the weather, what i ate for breakfast, the lunar phase, etc.) i'm down with poly!member x reader; and member x reader x member (etc.) dynamics, but i don't currently write strictly member x member.

hard passes:

non-con

anything involving minors

harry potter AUs

⇢ did you get my request? are you done yet?

pleeeeaaaaaaaaseeeee don’t. i did get your request. i’m a full-time attorney with fibromyalgia & ADHD and therefore cannot make any promises that my brain and/or body and/or schedule will allow me to finish things quickly.

i don’t complete every request i receive! sometimes, the requests are too similar to what i’ve done already, they don’t spark anything for me, etc. i reserve the right to pick and choose what i spend my time on.

rev. 12/9/23

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

Me: it’s nov 5th eve!!!

My goddamn uterus:

[munsons-melody]

i’m just saying, eddie’s death seemed a little to random and out of the blue just for it to mean absolutely nothing

like i may be a little delulu lemon out here but

first off, eddie was introduced as a main character in the main cast and then joe did press with the main cast for the show - and no other ‘b’ character (such as barb, bob, billy, alexei, etc.) did as much press as joe has for eddie (like it’s been over a year since s4 was released and he’s still doing conventions and stuff for stranger things)

second, eddie is getting his own spin off book (flight of icarus which comes out oct 31 2023) and no other side character got one- only main characters such as el+hopper, max, lucas, etc. got their own spin offs

third, the makeup artist for eddie’s scars were told to make the scars ‘not intentionally deep’ so if he was to properly die from them, the bites would be way deeper

lastly, like i said, his death seemed to just come out of the blue, they have to be using it as a stepping stone for season 5, especially cause of the time skip at the end of s4, it’s really a weird thing to include after such a traumatic scene

and also- we all know the duffer brothers love to show the reaction of someone’s death on screen (like when bob died and joyce was screaming and trying to go after him)

like you can’t tell me dustin wouldn’t be screaming and crying, not wanting to leave eddie’s body there and steve having to pull him away

idk but i have a feeling he has to come back, even if joe doesn’t know yet (or he could be pulling an andrew garfield and denying everything, in which it’s probably a good thing so nothing gets spoiled)

——

there is more proof to feed my delusions from this post by munsons-maiden

:)

[serenanymph]

(it's not blorbo blursday but act like it is) HAPPY LATE BLORBO BLURSDAY

your characters are learning 2 drive, who does what? who nearly runs someone over by aCcIDeNt and who floors the acceleration on the test drive and gives the instructor a heart attack?

HAPPY BELATED BLORBO BLURSDAY (I can believe we sent the same asks to each other omg)

Crys: The instructor is floored at how good he is. The kind of guy who can park in one shot. Weaves through cars in heavy traffic like it's nothing. Can get irritated on the road but manages to keep himself in check. If Beast was set in modern day and had a car chase scene he'd definitely be the driver (though he'd give everyone heart attacks along the way). Follows all the traffic rules save for the speed limit

Icarus: Model student. Would make friends with the instructor. Passes the test with flying colors. Godly amounts of patience and somehow never gets road rage??? However, he does have a slower reaction time than Crys and makes mistakes when he panics. Accidentally rear-ends someone and he apologizes so much and is so wracked with guilt that the person actually feels bad about taking the money he offers for repairs

Rhyme: It's all well and good until the road rage hits. "Accidentally" nearly runs over Sol. If you asked her "Alright you see Sol and Creed on the road which do you hit" she'd say "Both". Loudly blaring the horn and rolling down the window to cuss out your entire lineage if you suddenly swerve to cut in front of her or hog the lane. Can and will get out of the car to throw hands. The instructor is too terrified to fail her

Sol: My boy is floundering. Sure he has the theory down but what are you supposed to do when confronted with Situations. Will panic and hit the accelerator instead of the brake. Moves at a snail's pace with random, sudden lurches. The instructor is massaging their forehead trying to stave off an oncoming headache

Beatriz: Is she a skilled driver? Yes. Does this stop her from panicking? No. Constantly eyeing the other cars on the road trying not to think about getting in a gigantic fiery car crash. Probably hits a trash can right off the bat during her driving test because she got startled. The instructor is trying not to sigh. She'd actually do pretty well in a car chase though as long as she doesn't have time to think and start spiraling. Poor bbg just needs some confidence

Dahlia: Calmest driver next to Crys. Would charm the instructor easily. Like Icarus, passes the test with flying colors and also has godly amounts of patience, but she can break the rules easily in a pinch. The kind of driver that has her passengers screaming in terror but delivers them perfectly safely with nary a scratch on the car. Basically she's unstoppable

[jonmcbrine-author]

In the spirit of Halloween, I decided to do something fun - and frightening. Horror in literature can be the creepiest in the entire genre. Reading a scary novel allows the mind to conjure up terrifying imagery that could haunt you forever. A ghoulish passage or a devilish description has the potential to freak you out in ways a visual or audio format cannot. Certain aspects of lexicon and verbiage seep into our nightmares but not just any vocabulary will do. Listed below are some of the most blood-curdling words to use in a horror story.

Hair-raising: Okay, so this hyphenated and technically two words. This, of course, means double the chills. A classic descriptor of someone - or someone - so terrifying that the suspense and/or shock literally causes your body hair to raise.

Primary use: Werewolves. Or hairy goblins. Or a werewolf who happens to be named Harry Goblin.

Jack-o-lantern: Another hyphenated technicality. Admittedly, a carved pumpkin is more festive than spooky. In fact, the word spooky itself has been robbed of any legitimately scary properties. The jack-o-lantern, alongside the word spooky, are normally found among in-store displays or punny emails. While not much can be exhumed from “spooky,” the jack-o-lantern has the potential to resurrect its unique eeriness. Since this sliced pumpkin is typically associated with a kiddie-themed setting, a jack-o-lantern is ripe for a surprise reveal.

Primary use: Punny emails that somehow steal your soul.

Knock-knock: I promise, not all of these will be hyphenated. As the eponymous film demonstrates, an unexpected rapping at your front door is unsettling. Uninvited guests at your doorstep are truly unnerving because it’s in its own a way an invasion of privacy. Not an uncommon one, mind you, but still, if you were to hear a random knock at the door late at night, there would be cause for alarm - and suspicion. Perhaps, like in the titular film, a “knock-knock” at a late hour could result in a down on their luck person in need. A strange visitor could also be a long lost friend who waits until after they’re offered a drink to expose their true demon form. The possibilities unravel into an endless tangled web, all from a simple knocking.

Primary use: Jokes that include, “Who’s there?”

“…”: This isn’t even a word, I know. An ellipsis represents a lingering thought that sits in silence. This pregnant pause is a breeding ground for a multitude of hellish conclusions. Three little dots that indicate a dramatic beat leave the reader wondering what will happen next. For a brief moment, the uncertainty creates a quiet chaos. A character’s nonverbal response opens the door to suspense and inescapable dread.

Primary use: Getting out of finishing sentences.

With these wicked words, you’ll have your reader screaming, howling, and hissing. An odd reaction to a book, but language can be scary.

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[councilblr-dungeon]

Genuinely obsessed that a completely random reblog from me of a post that’s like one time I was so high I couldn’t talk and my boyfriend shouted get scared and I started screaming is the first post to your blog… who are you… where did you come from……. Why does councilblr have a dungeon now…. Who are we putting in it and why……… so many questions

i think icarus put that in. were supposed to put the twitter poeple in it