#iasip fanfiction

[star-girl-05]

Officer Reynolds

Dennis Reynolds x Reader

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“Where did you get that?”, after all these years you would think nothing would surprise you anymore, and yet almost everyday there's something new. Today's newest thing is Dennis dressed in a cop uniform, holding a grey cat. 

“Frank got it” he did a twirl letting you take in his appearance fully, and you have to admit he looked good. “Sprang for all the bells and whistles.” he lifts up the baton hanging off his hip spinning it in his hand before pocketing it once more. 

“Why?” 

“We got a cop car and we can’t go driving it around in civilian clothes”

“Ah, I see” you had more questions, like why on earth did you guys buy a cop car but you keep your mouth shut. Knowing that the answer would only raise more questions. “If you bought a cop car shouldn’t you be riding it it and not here” 

“Maybe I just wanted to see you”, now it’s all starting to make sense. 

“Is Officer Reynolds hoping for a quickie?” Dennis smirks at the nickname immediately making his way over to you. 

“When I said Frank sprang for the bells and whistles that includes handcuffs” He suggestively twirls the silver cuffs around his finger. 

“Well hurry up and read me my rights before the others come back.” The two of you quickly head to the back office. Dennis gives agent Bower a pet on his head before setting him on a bar stool. 

“Stay here agent bower, this is a solo mission”

[jigsawbarbie]

Dennis couldn’t have been so drunk that he threw himself into Mac's bed instead of his own, right?

And there’s no way he managed to grab Mac’s clothes instead of his own. Their bathroom is in his bedroom, for fucks’ sake. He’s wearing his underwear, too - what the hell?

Or, the morning after Dennis returns from North Dakota, he and Mac wake up in each other's bodies. Although they're both pretty eager to fix this issue, the universe seems to keep getting in their way.

aka a macdennis bodyswap au. it’s ridiculous and also angsty and eventually with a happy ending, because i couldn’t find any bodyswap fics in the tags, so i decided to give the trope a try myself <3

[malewifemanhunter]

valentine’s day zine

yeah, yeah, i know we just got done with the halloween zine, but the valentine's day zine is something that’s been on my mind for just as long soooooo… we’re doing it!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗 

what's a zine?

a digital or physical magazine of sorts.. as a reference for what a zine is like, this is what we did this halloween:

Sunnyween Fan-Zine | PDF to Flipbook

what’s the valentine's day zine about exactly? 

anything romantic, wholesome and cute basically. it’s gonna be mainly about sunny ships, but it doesn't have to be. also, any and all sunny ships are allowed. if you like some of the more mainstream ships (like macdennis or charmac), some more obscure ones (like lawyer x charlie), or even if you wanna pair the characters with an oc. basically, anything goes :)) 

(hopefully i don't need to mention but obviously, ships about like incest or pedo stuff are not allowed. please none of that. and keep everything consensual)

what kind of art is accepted? 

the art has to be sunny-centric, and you can contribute with drawings, writing, crafts, games, playlists, anything you want really. 

what's the rating? 

this will be a pg13 zine, and if you have any questions about it please dm me or any of the other organizers and we can clear that up for youse.

what now? 

ok, so this post is to see who would be interested in participating, or in reading, even potentially buying it (still have to figure that one out)

if you want to join, as an artist, or as an organizer, or if you have any questions about the zine, please comment here, or dm me or @cowboycharmac, and we’ll send you an invitation to our discord server 💗💗i am super excited for this, there are so many insanely talented people in the fandom that i'm so excited to work with again or for the first time!! 

making the halloween zine was an absolute blast, and i hope it’s gonna be even better this time around <33333

[aanalytic]

i should live in salt is out!!!! this one's been in my head and on my heart for a couple months so it's really exciting to finally drop it <33

[obsidiancreates]

The Gang Solves A Murder (Part 1, Cold Open)

“Well, no, see–”

“Yeah, yeah I see it Dee, and it looks like a restraining order.”

“Right but it's- it’s a fraudulent one. I’m not a stalker, I mean, I’m not like Charlie.”

“Well, clearly the court disagrees.” Dennis takes a drink of beer and shrugs.

“Well, the court is wrong! And I’m going to fight this, dammit!”

“Okay, uh, how?” Mac looks up from wiping the bar. “We know one lawyer and he keeps screwing us over.”

“I’ve got lawyers.” Frank tosses a piece of fat from a sandwich behind him.

“Oh, great, so you can help me fight this?” Dee holds up the order.

“Don’t feel like it. Just wanted to brag.”

“Gosh damn you, Frank.”

“Whoa, whoa.” Dennis puts his beer down and holds up his hands. “Gosh, damn him?”

“Did I say gosh? I didn’t say gosh.”

“You absolutely did!”

Mac raises his hand, as does Frank. “We heard it too.”

“Well, whatever, the-the point is I need a lawyer who actually talks to us still.” Dee slaps the order down on the bar counter.

“Oh! Hey, we do know another lawyer!” Mac points at Dee. “Charlie’s uncle!”

“Yeahhh but he’s kind of a creep.”

“Oh, major creep.”

“He’s a pervert.” Dennis takes another sip.

“Yeah, and if Dennis thinks he’s a pervert that shows he’s real bad.”

“Wh- what does that mean?”

“You know what it means,” Frank says through a mouthful of hoagie. “But I ain’t payin’ for any lawyers.”

“Well, shit, I don’t have a choice, do I?” Dee reaches across the bar and grabs a beer of her own. “Where the hell is Charlie, I need to get this lifted as soon as possible–”

The door swings open, as determined to cut Dee off as everyone else in the bar is. Charlie stands in the doorway. His spiked and chained baseball bat hangs over his shoulder.

It’s caked with blood.

“Hey, Charlie!” Dee’s faux-smile doesn’t fall when she notices the bat, but it does tighten. “Oh, boy. You um, your jacket is all–”

“Oh, yeah.” Charlie chuckles a little as he walks in. “Yeah, I didn’t have time to clean up today.”

“Doing some home extermination? About time,” Dennis scoffs, taking another drink.

“Yeah, yeah, in a sense.” Charlie brings the bat in front of his face and looks at it.

Frank makes a face. “What? You weren’t home last night.”

“Mom’s out of town, wanted me to go deal with some rats in her basement.” Charlie rolls his eyes. “Like, first I’m doing Charlie Work here, and then at my mom’s house?! It’s too much, dude, I’m not doing any more Charlie Work today!”

“Actually, Charlie, you can do a different kind of Charlie Work today,” Dee says, trying very hard to keep up the niceties. “So your uh, Uncle Jack–”

“Saw him last night.” Charlie pops a peanut, still holding onto the absolutely bloodied basher. Dee gags.

“Y-yeah, so um.” She swallows thickly. “See, I have this little issue I could use his help on and–”

“Ah, sorry Dee, he can’t help you with anything.” Charlie begins walking to the back office, swinging the basher in his hand lazily (but not unskillfully).

“Aw, come on, Charlie!” The facade is dropped in an instant, all fake sweetness falling away. “Why the hell not?!”

Charlie turns around to face them. “Oh, uh, ‘cause he died last night.”

Silence fills the bar. The gang all stare at Charlie, his blood-stained jacket, and the basher.

Charlie just turns, walks into the back office, and closes the door.

The silence stretches out a few moments longer. Mac, Dee, Dennis, and Frank all turns slowly to meet each other’s eyes.

Mac is the one to voice is aloud.

“Did Charlie just kill his uncle?”

[gh0stsh4rk]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds Characters: Mac McDonald, Dennis Reynolds Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Behavior, Canon-typical alcohol abuse, Image Issues, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Self-Esteem Issues Summary:

Dennis practically glares at the aging man in front of him, the mirror streaked and covered in specks of dried toothpaste—but not nearly enough that he can convince himself those wrinkles aren’t there.

Mac can surely be blamed for the mess on the mirror, Dennis would never allow himself to spray spittle and toothpaste everywhere like that. He was raised properly while Mac was dragged up to his feet, still choosing to crouch and ignore that decades have passed since he was a child.

His face twists, his face feeling hot as he imagines Mac looking in the mirror and gelling his hair, not even noticing the disgusting mess he left behind for Dennis to deal with, as always. He grabs a few feet of toilet paper and wraps his hand, barely wetting the wad. He hastily wipes down the mirror, leaving behind little twists of toilet paper that rubbed off of the wad, and specks of dust that streak the mirror. He snarls and tosses aside the crumple of paper.

[phillyphillyphilly]

You’re Gonna Love It Here

Words: 57k and counting

Rating: 🔞 for sex & alcohol abuse; mind the age difference if that makes you feel weird

Summary: Dennis Reynolds shows up at Paddy's one night to sabotage Frank's investment in the bar. Too bad for him; Mac has twenty-some years on the little shit and knows well enough that life doesn't always go your way.

👉Chapter 7👈

“Why do you think she’s here?”

Dee’s expression turns thoughtful, then suspicious. “I mean… she really likes cats.”

“It’s a popular musical,” Mac nods, feeling a little relieved.

“No she loves cats—like the animal. Girl is crazy,” Dee insists, eyes bugging out, making her false lashes look like they’re going to crawl off her face. “If human-to-cat surgery existed, she’d go full cat.”

[charley-bar-gang]

[adamkdexter]

Remastered and reformatted an old Charden fic of mine!

At the revelation that life might just be too short to put off certain ordeals, backed by snippets of his time on the cruise, Dennis comes to terms with some feelings. OR The memories of five different instances on the cruise prompt Dennis to make the boldest decision of all.

Make a request!

[jigsawbarbie]

Dee should be so fucking lucky if she doesn’t have a soulmate, he thinks. It feels like torture not knowing who it is, and he’d give everything to have a word with them, because it can’t be real that he’s spent this long without meeting them, if the universe really did create everyone like this.

Maybe Dennis cares a little more about soulmates than he thought he did.

Or, whenever you lose an item, it ends up in your soulmate's possession. Mac trusts God's plan to give him his soulmate, even if he doesn't understand it. Dennis just really wants his fucking shirt back.

aka an angsty macdennis soulmates au with a lot of mutual pining, for anyone so inclined - with a happy ending, promise :)

massive kudos to this impressive list of soulmate aus and op who compiled it for the concept <3

[aanalytic]

wanted to talk a little more about my latest fic, just to stop the feeling (go read it here!!! sunny zine / extended version)

- the background i used for the zine was scanned from my own journal (which does NOT have a page where i admit to being gay, because that knowledge predates this journal by a couple years)

- regretfully, the scene outside the nightclub was not pulled from personal experience, but i have had moments like that of radical drunk self-awareness

- the term “butterflies in your stomach” didn’t feel strong enough for me! i wanted to lean into how much energy comes with it, how charged it feels, and it was SO FUN coming up with different ways to describe that warm sparkly feeling

- the sunset turning pink on their first date came from something i heard a lot growing up — “pink in the morning, sailors take warning; pink at night, sailors delight”. typically, pink skies at sunrise indicates storms ahead, but at sunset, it means good weather is coming. i also try to keep an eye out for pink sunsets as a good-luck charm :,)

- the line about dee feeling like she would keep this secret forever, and that it was going to kill her, was so incredibly real and important for me to include. maybe more vital, though, was mentioning that she was grateful to have been wrong about it — i definitely was <3

- i took a lot of big big risks for this one! writing fiction is deeply foreign to me and i’m still trying to learn what my voice sounds like. i tried to lean into more figurative language and repetition/motifs, which i was SO nervous about. also tried to keep my prose a little looser and more natural as well :,)

- i almost wrote something different. this idea felt too heavy-handed for a fun summer zine, and i didn’t know how the hell i was going to pull it off, but man, i’m glad i fought for this thing

p.s., thank you for being so sweet to me about this :,)) it always knocks me on my ass how kind and supportive and wonderful y’all are <3

with love (and light and heat and sound), cal <3

[vicvinegarandhughhoney]

What do you get when you combine a sick Dennis and one of Frank's 'solutions'?

Sicktember Day 27, that's what.

[teolaegicano]

a silly valentine's day treat inspired by this banger blooming days - rcgexo - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [Archive of Our Own]

thank you op for the inspiration :D

Canon macdennis but when Charlie finds out they’re dating he automatically assumes he’s also dating them and gets so stressed because he can’t afford 2 boyfriends

[charley-bar-gang]

[mikhardwheat]

Even after so many years of reading fanfiction, it still amazes me how if you're dissatisfied with the amount (or type) of interactions between the characters, you can always just go and search them up on ao3 to get more and for free.

[teagballs]

- dennis reynolds: nsfw alphabet.

a/n: heyyyy guys..... did u miss me.... it's only been 160 days LMFAOOOO. sorry for my absence, college is wild. not sure what my uploading will be like from here on, i have a ton of requests to sort through but nandor is on my radar !!!! got alot of nandor requests so expect fic soon.

thought id ease in with my fav lil bastard man. ive been meaning to do an nsfw alphabet with dennis for so long that it came really easily for me to write, but this isnt like my usually fics, very relaxed and lazy writing style. love u all as always and thank you for all the concerned messages I AM ALIVE!!!! just busy

cw: dennis shenanigans, some disrespect to woman ofc, smut smut smut cannot stress that enough, fem reader, not proofread, very casual writing style, 1.3k words, lowercase.

smut under the cut!!!

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A = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

very lazy. will flip over, give you a kiss on the head, and then go to sleep.

B = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partners)

on partner: boobs. there's so much evidence to support this. he's so a titty man. he's constantly trying to get his hands on them when fucking which is why he favours positions like cowgirl or missionary.

on himself: his dick. he's very gifted and very proud of it, cocky bastard (pun intended)

C = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

dennis is a dick. he hates to get cum on himself but would happily see you ruined in it. he tries to convince you to let him cum on your face when you give him a blowjob. would love to cum inside you. not for the purposes of reproduction, but in a very predatory way of claiming you.

D = dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

i think he'd love to watch one of his tapes with you. fucking you while he fucks some other girl in the background is very hot to him. he doubts you would be into it however. he knows its unappealing for you to imagine him with someone else.

E = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

say it with me: WWWWWWHOOOOOOOORRREEEE.

dennis is not shy about the fact he has had many, many sexual intercounters. he prides himself on how many women he's been with and uses that knowledge to get you and him off.

F = favorite position (this goes without saying)

like i said before, i think he'd been into missionary or cowgirl so he can grab your tits. although i think he'd opt more often for missionary and its plain and easy.

G = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

dennis would definitely try to be super serious and sexy to a humorous extent. he would try to be all suave, but it would come off as just plain stupid. he'd try to incorporate music and a little dance into his foreplay and you would giggle, and he would get super offended. like "no take this seriously!" as two of hearts by stacey q plays.

H = hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

very well maintained. dennis definitely prides himself on his dick and spends effort making it look the best it can.

I = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect.)

if this is a one night stand, he will try to fake some kind of deep romance into it, but truly it is not there. it is a one and done situation.

however, if this is an established relationship, i think he'd lose himself in the moment. he'd be more sappy than he realises, caressing your skin as he thursts or letting out a few "i love you"s that he would never admit to later as he cums.

J = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i think dennis would believe masterbating is just something teenagers do and if he's horny he will just fuck. but occasionally if you are away from home and he's lonely he'll have to rub one out to that tape of you he has.

K = kink (one or more of their kinks)

bondage. obviously. love love loves the idea of you being restained and fully at his mercy. however, he doesn't just introduce this kink to anyone. you would have to be together long term before he brings out his "bondage shit." that's because it comes with him hiding the more insane parts of himself.

L = location (favorite places to do the do)

pretty vanilla and will usually want to do it in his bedroom. he feels most comfortable there, and mac knows not to come in. also, maybe because of the cameras he has in there. maybe.

M = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

dennis is a simple man. short skirts and low-cut tops usually do the trick.

less traditionally, you telling him off can also get him going. either he's filled with the need to 'discipline' you or he wants you to take your anger out on him and ride him till the sun comes up, baby!!

N = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

there's nothing he wouldn't do to you. truly. anything is on the table. for himself, however, i don't think he'd like to get hurt. he's a big ole baby, and it would bruise his ego :(

O = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

definitely prefers receiving because he is a selfish bastard man. he's rough with it, too, grabbing your head and using you like his personal fleshlight.

and of course, he's shit at giving. you'll have to teach him how to properly eat pussy.

P = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

starts off painfully slow and ends hard and rough. he makes an ordeal out of foreplay. he will tease and test you before finally entering you, and even then he's going slow. when he actually starts fucking you though he's unapologetically fast. he's chasing his own high and you'll probably cum along the way.

Q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he prefers to take his time during sex so i doubt hed be down for full penatration quickies. however quick blowjobs? he loves. especially if there's a chance you could get caught, like taking you to the office and having you suck his dick under the desk before going back out to serve again.

R = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

definitely prefers to fuck properly at home, however, like said in 'Q' up to take some risks.

S = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

one and done, im going to be so real. he will come then turn over and go to sleep.

T = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

so many. so. vibrators, ball gags, rope. you name it, he probably has it. but only for his partner. he doesn't like the idea that he would need a toy to get himself off.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

like mentioned in 'P', he likes to drag sex out, making a performance. he likes to degrade you by making you wait, dennis is solely focused on his own pleasure usually.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

dennis likes to pretend he isn't a whiny bitch. he lets out swallowed groans and grunts as he grinds against you, but pathetic little whines and occasionally even whimpers will slip out. this will only happen in a relationship and usually when your being aggressive towards him, like pulling his hair and clawing his back with ever growing need.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

i think with enough persuasion, you could peg dennis reynolds. if you somehow frame it in a way that caters to his hypermasculine view, he'll be begging for it.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

dude, he's huge. as seen in "mac and charlie die" (ifykyk). it almost makes up for his huge ego, almost. i imagine he's around 9 inches hard.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

dennis acts as though he is constantly seducing women and bringing them back to his place, this is not true. when not in a relationship, he usually only brings like 1 or 2 girls home a month. there's so much rigmarole to using his stupid D.E.N.N.I.S system that it's usually not worth the effort.

when he's in a relationship however, this drive rises. when you are around all the time suddenly he's always eager to fuck. most nights, infact.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep)

like mentioned in 'A', he falls asleep pretty quickly. he'll give you a lazy kiss and drape his arm across you as a sort of 'thank you'. an appreciation.

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