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cuntdrool · 1 year ago

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I'm so gay for other dogs... it's becoming a problem? I haven't been able to do anything about this irl but all I want to do is mount the fuck out of another dog boy while our owners watch and laugh and the sounds I'm fucking out of him. I want to pin him down and rub his pussy until he's yelping and whining. I'd show off his swollen little puppy cunt and twitching clit to his owner, and mine would praise me for playing so well. I want to wrestle him back down when he thinks it's over and fuck him into the carpet while he drools and cums and cries on my strap. Why won't people I know let me mount their dog boys for them. Why am I being stopped.

#i want this so bad #i know another hot dog boy #like for real irl #and im so t4t #but like #how does one just walk up to ones friend and just be like #i know youre a dog too #what if i asked your owner very nicely to go full dog and rail you #thats not something i can do #bark bark bark woof #im a bad dog

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hotdogstandz · 7 months ago

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Getting out of the house might help…

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fjordfolk · 1 year ago

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Unless: You want the action to repeat itself because it's super cute and there is nothing inherently wrong with rewarding contact-seeking behaviour, and shockingly it is actually possible to both teach and learn more nuanced ways to communicate with your dog than simply "no" and "when i say so"

#if YOU think this is rude and pushy then go ahead but you can also teach your dog 'not now'#replicate calming signals or otherwise communicate to my dog that i am not interested in this interactiom right now #dogs are a social species with fairly complex language #and im tired of basic level dog training being DO EXACTLY THIS and THAT IS BAD #instead of: what do *you* actually want to encourage in your dog #because personallyyyyy ive found that fostering an environment for consent and mutual communication a whole lot more rewarding #as a pet owner #then simply telling my dog what to do when

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started #tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but #from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character #which i totally understand.#BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE #HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS #also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here)#hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend #they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame.#gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!!#hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time #he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples #and is also a self conscious loser <3 #his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10 #he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market #also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes #HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO #he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras #this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant #tgcf #art #poll #hua cheng #lmao #my art #tian guan ci fu #hualian #xie lian #hob #heaven official's blessing

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hotpersonsstuff · 7 days ago

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I am infact still high and omg I want them to absolutely tease meeeee I wanna be chilling with them and they start teasing me and my body while I'm so high, moving their hand down between my legs then I close them out of instinct and they like- lean in closer and demand I be a good boy for them, and I'll listen cause I'm still so out of it, and all I can focus on is doing exactly what they said. Ughhh my body craves them so much..

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rileys-battlecats · 10 months ago

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PSA, keep your dog on a leash when you're in a public, unfenced area. dedicated to the lady that just tried to reassure me, "no she's nice! put your dog down! she's nice!" babe i believe you when you say your dog is nice. what you have not considered is that the dog I am holding is NOT nice and WILL attempt to attack your dog if I put him down. also we are RIGHT next to a busy road and there is Nothing stopping your dog from running into traffic. pls put her on a leash im literally begging you it is SO dangerous for her to not be on a leash here

#rye.txt #the dog I was walking is my grandma's dog and #for the first 10 years of his life #he was NEVER around other dogs or socialized with them #he is CRAZY reactive but it's never been a problem because I keep him on a short leash+harness so there's no chance of him #slipping out and charging at another dog #bUT THAT DOESNT HELP WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER A DOG THATS NOT ON A LEASH AND SPRINTS DIRECTLY AT YOU #im lucky he wears a harness for walks because I was able to just snatch him up directly with the leash #and then spent a solid two minutes dodging the excited dog with her owner going 'put your dog down! she's nice! put him down!'#trying to explain to this woman that I cannot in fact put him down because he WILL start a fight with your dog #it literally took several minutes before the woman realized I was saying 'yes your dog might be nice but MINE ISNT'#'NOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT HER ON A LEASH'#augh im so frustrated. like I get what she was saying. she was trying to diffuse the situation like #the dogs just need to get acquainted and then they'll play #but like. GIRL. you are at least in your mid 40s you should be old enough to be able to listen when people tell you that a situation is bad

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rapidhighway · 8 months ago

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guys.... do you think if a cool mug has been lying in the dorm kitchen untouched for like over two weeks now... do you think it is fine if i take it.....

#LISTEN ITS A LIGHTING MCQUEEN MUG OKAY I NEED IT I NEED IT #and you know who needs it even more? my sister #i want this fucking mug so bad but its so cool like if the owner likes it i wouldnt want to take it because like #ITS A NICE MUG #like i would be upset if someone took it #but its been lying left alone on the drying rack for like weeks now i think #but im really nervous about taking it because i think its really cool uauuaah

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zariyen · 11 months ago

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updated my etsy and bigcartel with all my new available stock! they're mostly leftovers from con, and I'll be restocking them once more in the new year! thank you! <3

#i keep forgetting to do this graah #im such a bad store owner oml #also a tiny reminder that i’ll also be closing my stores on the 14th!#my art #my merch #shop announcement

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dapperrokyuu · 7 months ago

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Needing a Sua perspective from the ALNST auditions to Round 1. I never put much thought into what happens to the cast post-Anakt Garden graduation (do they immediately go to the auditions? Is there a period of time where they dont see each other until they recognize each other at the audition? Theres a considerable amount of time between the auditions and their Alien Stage season, did they see each other often between then or...? etc.), but regardless, imagine being her and having to choose between sabotaging your own audition so you dont have to go the the Sing, Win, or Die Show or putting your in your all in hopes of winning and spending just a bit more time with this girl you love because you know itll likely be the last time you see her. Imagine...

#dee p thoughts #alien stage #alnst #vivinos #like. not as if life wouldve been sunshine and rainbows if sua failed the audition and never went on alien stage hashtag Im a Pet to Aliens #but like. sua was definitely more in the know. Im not the type to believe mizi was completely naive but I think mizi may have bought into #the idea that dying Wasnt That Bad due to what she was taught and her trust in her owners...until round 1- maybe mizi was confident she'd #truly win and/or her owners praised and made her feel so. sua: ''My dream is Mizi's dream. (paraphrased)'' etc etc #maybe it was the dream of mizi's owners that mizi wanted to fulfill or mizi just wanted to impress her owners in return for their care...#but sua knew. she knew it would either be she never sees mizi again whether she dies or achieve such fame that sua could never reach her...#or sua can spend a little time with her. whatever they have left. whether it was her or mizi the likelihood of them ever seeing each other #again... because mizi is intent on this. she is going to join alien stage. she is going to pass the auditions because she is so dazzling.#...I need to be with her.#I think considering the ivan and sua comic anakt garden may be a pipeline to alien stage? its functionally a music school iirc so I think i #at least gives them a leg up and humans are put into anakt garden with at least some intention of having them try out for alien stage-#but nonetheless I imagine there was a liminal space where none of the cast really knew where their lives were going post-anakt garden.#not that they have much choice in the matter but still dalkjdalkbn- that liminal space mustve been a dark time for majority of them #because well. their owners. and they couldnt meet each other and may never meet again...#regarding the time between the auditions and their alien stage season I imagine its funnily a lot of. training. pr vocals visuals...#they have autographs despite them all potentially dying quickly they had them draft and practice and perfect autographs guys adjlkbnadlfkjf #the look mizi and sua shared in sweet dream when they both passed the auditions together...AUGH.....

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trustherkindheart · 5 months ago

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THEY FIRED STONEY???

#being a coach is brutal you cant even have 1 bad season #not even that bad really just not as good as other teams #ik laura harvey is an institution in seattle but theres new owners now and im starting to get worried

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smashwolfen · 6 months ago

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I'm screaming on the inside I WALK INTO WORK AND BUDDY HANDS ME THIS!!!!!!

I mentioned I was looking for one and he said he had one and would look for it, and he waltzed in and just dhdjdndnfuxbdkxnsjee

HE DIDNT WANT ANYTHING FOR IT, I SAID I DIDN'T MIND PAYING HIM AND HE GAVE IT TO ME KNOWING IM A NERD AND WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT IM-

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I don't deserve the luck I've been given in my pokemon collection endeavors ;;;w;;;

#I feel so bad having to delete the Articuno but I can't save him #once you connect with a new game cartridge you delete the previous owners data #Im so sorry birby I wanted to save you ;w;#idgaf about the scuffs on it it works perfectly and thats all that matters to me ;u;#thank you work bud your a real one ;;;w;;;#pokewalker #pokemon heartgold #pokemon soulsilver #pokemon hgss #pokemon #SO I GOT BOTH THIS AND MY GBA SAPPHIRE FOR FREE JUST BY BEING AN OPEN NERD ABOUT POKEMON WHAT IS MY LIFE?!

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jils-things · 1 month ago

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THERE IS NO WAY @eternaleaf

WHO LET YOU COOK WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!! SOHPUAUSGRGSGRHEGRHEHEHRGRHRHRRHHRRHHRRHRHR I DIDN'T EXPECTHHFHTJRITJTKR😭😭😭💚💚😭💚😭💚😭💚😭💚😭💚😭💚😭💚😭💚😭💚😭💚 WHYDIDYOI COOKSO HARD OHYMHGOIDDDHHHHDHDHHDHDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU LITERALLY DREW MR MOLE X IRENE AHEAD ME SKDKFKKSKSKFKLFKFF😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM SO EMOTIONALLWHAATTTTTTTT

#THE MOUSE BIT MADE ME SO AAAHSGDFHDGFHDHDJD #PHEMIA AND LITTOL MOLE DUDE ARE HIS ASSISTANTS ITS SO CUTE WHATWHATWJATWHRJRNRNRNEJHEJJJ #HER OUTFIT IM DYYINGGGGGGPUAHSHHDFBHSF SHES LIKE A LITTLE JERRY THE MOUSE JAHAHAHFVFBDBDBDBDH #HER DISTRACTION IS JUST FEEDING NAIB IM SO GFOFOFKFJFFFFFFFFEJDHD #NAIB IS SO GOOFFFYYY HES SO SWAYED HE'S SMITTEF FOR THE MUFFIN. THAYS A MUFFIN TO ME #WAIT NO PIE THATS PIE YES #STILLSLGKGJGJGKGKGKGKGKGKG NORTON IS SO MAAAAAD HES SO ADROABLE ILYILYIYY #AND THE FUCLING LAST PANEL IM SO SIICCKKKKKKKKK #HES SMITTEN NOWWWWW HES LIKE OMAGA... MADAMEEEE MISSSSSSSS DEAR LADYYYYYY HEAVENS ABOVE #No because THAT'S LITERALLY HOW IT WENTTTTJSKSJJFHFHFHDHDHJD HE JUST SAW THE BEHOLDER OF THE GEM AND VOILA. HE CANT BE MEAN /LH FGGLGGJHH #THE MOLEEEEEEE ITS BLUSHING IMSSISJFBHDSKISHDHDHDJDD THE MOLE IS BLUSHING FOR TJEM IM SO FUCKING SICK RN #ITS LIKE THOSE DISNEY TROPES WHERE THE ANIMAL COMPANION GETS ALL SHY LOOKING AT THEIR OWNER AND THEIR BELOVED GET ALL ROMANTIC PLEASSSEEEEE #MY HEART 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#IAIAHDHFJFKKKGKKG I WANNA EXPAND ONTHIS AU SO SOSO BAD THANKTOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💚💚💚💚💚💚#YOUR BRAIN IS SO HUGE I APPRECIATE YOU SO BAD FOR THIS WHAAGGSFBFFBFBFNFMDMMDFMNFNFJF #AND YET AGAINYOUVE MADE NORTONSOSOSOSOSCUTE IM DYINGGG HAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA #EUPHEMIA MOUSE IS SO REAL WEEEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEE #FAV #💚 for me #sophia tag #strawpage stuff #constantine siblings au

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utb-art-dump · 1 month ago

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You know how you slightly bother cats to show them affection

#efnisien doodles #i feel like gary has that exact cat owner gene #utb fanart #underline the black #another quick simple one for the day #typically i try to post at least one thing a day #but im prolly gonna not do that for a while and work on actual finished pieces instead for a bit #i do feel bad if i dont update that often tho #so many new followers! scary! but thank you!

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hotpersonsstuff · 23 days ago

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I'm tryna sleep and the only thing I can think about it sucking my owners cock.. like like- never did I ever think I'd be the type to be cock obsessed but omg I just wanna slut them out so bad rn.

Like taking them all the way down my throat, no breaks no breathers I just wanna make them cum in my mouth so bad. OMG GUYS IVE BEEN CORRUPT.. 🤯

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orcelito · 4 months ago

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Guys I've been watching Buzzfeed Unsolved (as you do) and then I saw the thing on Pythian Castle in the recommendations. And I was like "Huh. That's got the same word as the sword I got yesterday."

WELL GUESS WHAT,

It's got the peace lily symbol and everything 😭😭😭😭😭

This is insane. Like I must've watched this episode before, but I have no real memory of it. Yet here I am, finding it again the direct day after I bought a sword from someone in their group hdkshfjd

Crazy coincidence

#speculation nation #they also mentioned the fact that it was formerly all white & that makes it sound like a white suppremacist group #which has me almost doubting my research i did yesterday hfkshfjd #which dont get me wrong the racial segregation was Bad. definitively speaking. but also not uncommon for the time.#and from what i could find (and i looked up very specifically whether it was a hate group) they didnt have a racist purpose at least #aka it's not like. say. the kkk. whose whole purpose is the pursuit of racist ideology.#so. Not a white suppremacist group. just a group with some racists. which was eventually changed #hfkshfkshd the distinction matters to me bc i do not want to own a sword from a white suppremacist group 😭😭😭#the actual purpose of the group was apparently the pursuit of peace.#the FCB on the sword and in their logo stands for 'Friendship Charity Benevolence'#and their primary function was to alleviate suffering in their community. SO. not a hate group. yay!#anyways the sword does come with the inscription of a name. Charles W Stephens.#which a brief google search didnt bring anything up. but there must be record of him Somewhere...#im curious!!! i own a piece of history!!!! i wanna find out more about its original owner.#sometime maybe i'll perform some deeper dives to try to find it out. it'd be so cool...

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bark4it · 5 months ago

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need someone who loves me so much they have to lock my collar to their belt. love me so much you can't let me out of your sight.

#Oooo I need somebody to love me so bad they have to eat my flesh like it's their last meal #I'm sooo tired of being sidelined and abandoned and everyone's second choice #I need someone to go out of their way to Pick Me and Keep Me on Purpose.#I want to be loved so intensely that the idea of us going out without me on a leash doesn't even cross their mind #Of course I have a leash on im their Favorite Dog #show me off. Be proud of me. Love me love me love me #Sigh #Bark4it #Anyways. Dog at the pound #It's free #fully vaccinated #Just needs a good bath and a loving home #Is gonna be put down if it doesn't find an owner soon #Actually genuinely incredibly sick and tired of never being chosen. Always the one who gets left behind. Always the loser.#I would like . For once in my life. To fall deeply in love. And have it reciprocated. With ease. I want someone to find it easy to love me #But if it was easy how could I eroticize my suffering!!! how could I transform it into kink

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