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ano-po · 6 months ago

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Poll for my fellow Filipinos on tumblr ☺️

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astronnova · 7 months ago

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#🧻 sharts #gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES #edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass #i am so sorry #LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar #i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..

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sparklebyte · 4 months ago

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“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

#united healthcare #luigi mangione #brian thompson #uhc ceo #sorry I just see a lot of people spreading all this information and labeling him the killer and it’s like hold on #he’s a suspect #he’s not guilty of it #even if it seems likely he should be treated as innocent until proven guilty #labeling him as the killer before the trial even starts is not helping #am I making sense or do I sound stupid #sparkle.txt

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sadclowncentral · 8 months ago

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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include #'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and #'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker

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razzafrazzle · 8 months ago

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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

#well its 5 am but i DID IT #sorry i just thought about how bill turns red when hes mad and had a Vision #i actually really love how this came out. maybe i AM a good artist sometimes #doc talks #my art #bill cipher #gravity falls #the book of bill #thisisnotawebsitedotcom #book of bill spoilers #gravity falls spoilers #the axolotl #undescribed

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chechula · 7 months ago

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Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ . The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x ) _____________________________________ Patreon Commissions

#original #vampires #comic #gothic horror #i guess?#i love my silly ocs #i am just so ashamed to share them #sorry

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collinnmckinley · 21 days ago

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You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...

#jay talks #nintendo #oh i am PISSED #and i am not getting this console #i was soooo excited for it #now im skipping #sorry but i am NOT buying this overpriced shit #nintendo direct #nintendo switch

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akiizayoi4869 · 6 months ago

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They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

#us politics #donald trump #kamala harris #2024 presidential election #fuck this country #fuck the united states #to every other country out there I am so sorry for this country's stupidity

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kate-bot · 8 months ago

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billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3

#my art #gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #billford #the book of bill #ford pines #SORRY FOR THE RANDOM BILLFORD DROP?#i just. I read the book of bill and i am not the same man i was before

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silverview · 6 months ago

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psa

#jokes about this and then continues to do it #terrible post sorry #tbc this is a joke entirely at my own expense lol i am the LAST person to judge anybody else for this

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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You're just not toxic enough.

#the apothecary diaries #maomao #jinshi #When she loves poison as much as she does...this really isn't as big of an insult as it may seem.#'I'd rather poison myself' from a girl who genuinely wants to eat the poison? Not bad!#This was a thank you gift for a friend who helped me out of a tough situation. I hope you enjoy this!#I am so sorry I still haven't finished season one yet. I promise I'll get to it eventually.#Maomao is a really fun protagonist and as a mystery lover - the detective plots she finds herself in are very enjoyable.#Even if she doesn't want to be part of them. Girl who just wants to mind her own business but keeps getting hired to snoop around.#Jinshi is a great character in his own right. He is also a wet little clown that I want to wring out and leave in the sun to dry.#Man...now I want to finish season one...I miss them...

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prlssprfctn · 2 months ago

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Alfred, who tries to punish little Jason for something he messed up with by using the same methods he used on Dick — aka. ground him, make him wash dishes and clean the house, or just watching some old reality shows with him — expect... it never works. Jason is actually fucking excited about all of these things.

Alfred: To my attention was brought a fact that you smoked with Commissioner Gordon again. Jason, stuttering: I mean- I- Alfred: Thus, you are punished. I expect all dishes to be cleaned by the time I return home. Jason, confused: Really? Alfred: Yes. Jason, beaming, because cleaning makes him feel better and helps to distract himself: Cool! Thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Excuse me?

Cut to Alfred, who stares in shock as he finds Jason actually enthusiastically washing dishes, while singing along with Whitney Houston.

Alfred: For this punishment, you will... be grounded. Jason: Oh, thank god, guys from school invited me to the cinema, but I didn't want to go, anyway. Alfred: ...And clean up the whole cave. Jason: I actually did this morning! But I can do another round of quick cleaning session if you want, Alfie. Alfred: ...And then you will watch another soap opera with me, lad. Jason, squealing: Cool!

Bruce, staring amusedly on Alfred and Jason, who sew Batman's and Robin's suits, while discussing the new episode of their favourite show: Al, I don't think that's a punishment for a kid... Alfred, frowning: Of course not. I am just spending time with my grandson. Bruce: Mhm-m. What about the punishment for your favourite broken vase? Alfred, who promised to punish anyone who did it this morning, because he thought it was Bruce, and not Jason, who accidentally knocked it off with the tip of his cape: ... Alfred: What vase? Jason: *beaming*

Alfred, solemnly: My boy. I am afraid, this time you truly need to serve your punishment in the order to understand your mistake. Alfred: No Jane Austen adaptations marathon for this Sunday. Jason, in horror: Alfred, no. Please. Alfred: Even more, you are obligated to go out on Sunday, and stay away from doing any additional homework. Jason: NO-O. Dick, who came for holidays, witnessing this for the first time: ... Dick: I think this kid is broken or something.