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this is gonna sound incredibly virtue signal-y i fear but i have been feeling. so fiercely protective of all the transfems i've ever met lately
#marzi speaks#I PROMISE I'M NOT TRYING TO EARN GOOD BOY POINTS HOLD ON LET ME. EXPLAIN MYSELF HERE#obvs we're in kinda a tense political climate rn#and i'm noticing trends have been getting . increasingly misogynistic lately?#in like . a subtle but for sure still noticeable way#and women are being dismissed and all this awful shit#and ppl are going. completely mask off about it when the woman happens to be a trans gender#and it reminds me of when i was a little girl. and how my mom spent so much time in my childhood#training me to not stand for and take misogynistic bullshit from anyone. and to defend other women too#she taught me to assert myself in professional or academic environments. she taught me to stand proud and take up physical space#once as a kid my great uncle (who's always been a nut) didn't let me come on a fishing trip because i was a girl#when i came to my mom crying about it because i loved boats and fishing and my family she just about murdered him. completely tore into him#my whole life my mom has been there to tell me that people will try to put me down. they will try to overlook me or dismiss me#or make me feel smaller. and if i dare to get too confident i'll be labeled bossy or a bitch#and that no matter what i do i cannot let those pieces of shit win. i cannot let that stop me#and that i'd have to fight so fucking hard for it my whole life and it won't be fair but i will do it because i have no other option#and i'm seeing a lot of transfems having to navigate that now too#but they didn't get the privilege of being trained in this since day 1. they have to figure it out on their own#and the demonization right now is so strong that a single misstep can be. so dangerous#and it makes me so mad. all of that built up anger from every time i've had to learn how to not take misogynistic bullshit comes to a boil#the little girl scout in my brain who grew up forcing people to see that a girl can do whatever the fuck she wants fuck you is ACTIVE rn#she's angry. she's so angry. because she's seeing the same bullshit she dealt with in middle school being repeated again#anyways. transfems. i love you so much. you deserve so much fucking better.#i hope you can safely advocate for yourself. until then i will fucking yell and scream from the rooftops because this shit is so unfair#you should be allowed to succeed and you should be allowed to fail. and you should be allowed to take up as much goddamn space as you want#and wear whatever the hell you want. transfems i love you and i am so so angry on your behalf. modern feminism has failed you#and i am going to kill someone over it#remember to be loudly and unapologetically yourself as much as you safely can. do not let them crush your spirit
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#very fun list. probably applies outside of academia too imo#(reminds me a bit of an old prof of mine who was very crotchety about Students Used To Be Better And Smarter What Happened#at some point i mentioned this to *another* prof who went to the same undergrad as the original prof#and this other prof just laughed and laughed and was like. look. that man has always been the smartest guy in every room he's ever been in#there were TONS of shit students in our year but he just had the ability to ignore them#he's been bitching about this every single year since they forced him to teach undergrads again#ah nostalgia bias.)#also i do find it baffling how a lot of the people who are Most Pissy about Where Are The Good {Conversations or Art or whatever}#are often SO obviously aggro and shutting themselves out of opportunities to have those things#but if you tell them that they're like I'm Not The Problem. They're The Problem lol#(see: rob pike's self-own in that Systems Software Research Is Irrelevant rant)
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Ok I need someone to remind me every time I get horny/lonely & start missing my ex that he apparently supports Israel just because his wife is (racially and only recently culturally/religiously) Jewish. Like he's aware of all the shit going on over there and he's still too fucking afraid to stand up to HER and say "nah I can't support that, why tf are you as a Jew supporting genocide" so he's still got a fucking israeli flag in his facebook profile pic. That alone should remind me I'm better off without him, since the emotional physical and financial abuse I suffered for 3 years bc of him apparently wasn't enough.
#personal#he's never gonna man up and leave her#he's so fucking twisted around that he doesnt even see that she's been abusing him for years and has turned HIM into an abuser too#they've literally been together since they were like 19. he doesn't even remember what life was like without her.#and yet he once tried to tell ME that I'M the one afraid to be alone!!!#like bitch!! i have a history of taking YEARS to myself between relationships#you haven't been single in over a decade#shut the whole entire fuck up talkin out your ass#about eli
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more post-adderall dose increase discoveries
Now that I'm not experiencing excruciating executive dysfunction around menial tasks like consistently brushing / flossing my teeth and cleaning up after myself immediately rather than waiting for dishes and trash to build up to the point that it's gross...I'm noticing some more interesting things. I definitely still have executive dysfunction, though now instead of it making everything equally difficult across the board, it's retreated to slightly more labor intensive undertakings, like preparing food and working on my novel. And I never thought I'd see the day that I'd procrastinate by...cleaning??
Before, if there was a task I was avoiding / struggling to start, I'd just kind of...sit there in my bed and play video games and eat, all the while stressing about the fact that I wasn't Doing The Thing. Now? I'm still not Doing A Thing, but at least in the meantime I'm fucking washing my bathroom mirror, breaking down some amazon boxes, and doing laundry lmao call that productive procrastination
#and journaling on tumblr dot com too I guess lol#dear diary: the meth is working and now I'm turning into my mother#when she'd tell me she cleans to kill time / for fun I literally couldn't fathom it#like sure sometimes I'd feel relief AFTER I'd cleaned my disgusting room or washed my sheets#but the concept of taking any pleasure in the act itself? or engage in cleaning as a compulsion? unimaginable#But now I'd say for every hour I waste playing video games I spend like half an hour scrubbing something#or taking part in self grooming rituals that I've never had the patience to do regularly#do you think this depressed bitch had the energy or motivation to regularly moisturize my skin and lips before???#or brush my teeth after every single meal? and here I am buying a fucking WATER PICK now just because I like how clean teeth feel like#so anyway have fun witnessing me experiencing childlike joy via the completion of basic daily tasks#personal
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The fucking receptionist @ my dogs' vet got a whole ass attitude with me for calling in their monthly prescription and made it a whole point to tell me "you know you can just use the online pharmacy and have it shipped to your house right?" (News to me, asshole). No, I didn't know that, but it's also not what I called you for. I don't need their meds shipped to my house, I need to pick it up today so they can take it on the 1st. "Well now you know for next time" ???? What the fuckkkkkkk is your problem! You do like 3 goddamn things all day, god fucking forbid I ask you to do 2 of them.
#and I was very nice about the whole ordeal!!#'oh thank you for telling me that but I need them filled today'#the real kicker?? after she hung up I went to the website (that I had to find bc she didn't know the address)#and the fucking online pharmacy portal didn't even work. bitch I will call you 10 times. I will call you every single day. I'm not playing#you've been @ work for 30 minutes and you're already this pissy???? fuck offfffffffff#sorry I'm usually all worker solidarity and all that#but being spoken to like I'm fucking stupid for doing the same thing I do every month and have never had issues with.......#god. she really pissed me off so bad I think it's gonna poison the rest of my day
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You know what? I think we all need to start gatekeeping some townies and premades a little harder lmfao
#I know some of you will say I'm TAkiNg tHinGs tOo SeRIOuS!!! and LeT PeOPle PlaY HoW ThEY WaNT but idgaf!!!#I truly can't handle some of the 'makeovers' I see on here#'Makeovers' meaning just taking fat sims and making them skinny and/or lightening every POC's skin color. Bffr.#But I get AT LEAST one anon every other week berating me for having the AuDaCitY to 'change Erwin too much' by making him trans. Give me -#a fuckin break.#Stop whitewashing townies/premades!#Stop removing their cultural identities!#and for Christ's sake... stop making the very few plus-sized premade sims skinny.#Not to mention how some of ya'll have turned the native chestnut ridge townies into -#westernized caricatures. The only knowledge some of you have about Native Americans is through#old ass children's books and poorly aged Disney movies...and it shows!! So many super harmful stereotypes everywhere!!!#Or let's talk about how some of ya'll will take a more butch or masc-presenting sim and ultra-feminize them every. single. time.#I HATE it. I hate it and I'm not sorry!!! It's just flat ass wrong and this is my 'nice' way of telling some of you.#I have the time today and I am going to bitch about this until I die#It's okay if I piss off the 'It's not that deep crowd' because it is that deep. If you'll erase the identities of pixelated fictional -#characters or change a marginalized identity to fit your 'aesthetic...' well that says a lot about how you view those identities IRL!#Hope this helps.#I'm not trying to pretend I am perfectly woke or whatever! I'm learning all the time!#But some of ya'll don't even try. It's not that hard to do a Google search or go to the library or just like... use critical thinking.#simblr#ts4
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I will never forget the day my former boss looked me dead in the eyes on my orientation day and said: I'm a great judge of character. I can tell that you're an extrovert.
Me nervously laughing because every time I had interacted with this man I was masking my ass off to get this job and most certainly was NOT an extrovert but also didn't want to somehow risk my new job by saying otherwise: Yep! You got me!
#there was also this one time i got this male customer by himself at noon so ofc he just had to talk to me#and this bitch literally asked are you always this bubbly?#and i said yes ya know like a liar#because wtf else am i supposed to say?#no i'm actually never like this and if my wages didn't come from GENEROUS tips of my customers i'd never show a single ounce of emotion#bc im autistic (didnt know it at the time tho) and i really hate dealing with bitches like you first thing in the morning#and then this bitch had the NERVE to ask me YoU wErE rAiSeD bY ChRisTiaNs WeReNT yOu?#and i was so shocked i didn't know how to respond and ended up fumbling out I'm actually not Christian#AND THIS MOFO HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY oh i can tell but that's not what I asked#LIKE BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE#so me just wanting desperately for this conversation to be over i nervously say yes#and he says yeah i can tell you were raised by a good family#WHEN I TELL YOU THIS WAS THE CLOSEST I EVER CAME TO BREAKING I COULD FEEL MY EYE TWITCHING WITH HOW ANGRY I WAS#I SWEAR I WAS ALMOST SCREAMING AT THIS MAN ABOUT HOW TRAUMATIC IT WAS GROWING UP WITH A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN FAMILY#luckily i kept my composure (and my job) and awkwardly replied haha yeah... i should go check if your food is done now#AND WHEN I TELL YOU I FUCKIN SPRINTED TO THE KITCHEN#istg you couldn't pay me all the money in the world to work customer service ever again#fuck that fuck olive garden and fuck that guy in particular#there's reason you was eatin lunch alone bitch
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i'm sorry but. ykw the next time i hear someone tell me that i have ADHD and (suspected) autism bc i have low emotional intelligence + all i need to do to get rid of my additional (possibly) EDS-induced joint pain is to think happy thoughts and take zinc supplements. istfg i will smash their kneecaps with a spike-ended baseball bat and put them outside in the rain. naked, and without painkillers. how's that for happy thoughts
#rant coming in the tags pls do be warned —#can you tell i'm pretty pissed off rn. is it that obvious#i'm sorry i had to sit through this sh*t for at least three hours OK#'have you tried empathy :) i don't think you understand what people are feeling :) go to bed at nine see if that helps'#bitch. mf*cker. (derogatory in the highest sense)#i remember being five years old having to drag myself out of bed at 5:30 to go to school and almost walking into the road#on the campus bc i couldn't f*cking see.#sunshine??? in my eyes??? with my photosensitivity??? carnage and bloodshed. 56 killed 784 wounded#i have tried going to bed at nine o'f*cking clock for years now. every single f*cking time i only fall asleep after 3 in the morning#i tried sleep therapy to make me become a morning person#and it f*cked me up so bad that year we're not even going to talk about that#so uh. if i want to f*ck you up rn i feel like i have every right to do so#did i mention this person said in the same breath that i probably don't have autism bc i'm 'too normal' most of the time#*inhales*#*exhales*#Jessica. it's called masking JESSICA
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i really do appreciate my friends trying to set me up on dates but where in the world had they gotten the idea that i, at 25, would be interested in dating a 41 year-old ??
#becca.txt#that's a sixteen-year gap#babe that's a no from me#i am tickled pink you thought of me but please#i'd rather stay single#finding some to date is already hard -- finding someone religious to date who isn't a complete psychopath is damn near impossible nowadays#if it wasn't for the religious aspect i'd probably have a boyfriend by now but god sure makes it difficult#i'm the last in several social circles to not be married and honest to god#if i'm to have a marriage like some of these girlies i'd rather just stay single#let me live my life by myself in peace#the older people i know look at me like some anomaly like 'you're 25??unmarried??childless??never dated???'#like yeah bitch i was an ugly religious introvert teen with terrible social skills what are you expecting#now i'm decent enough and more open-minded but i'd still want someone who has the same morals as i do about this stuff#and it's not even like complicated stuff either it's like do you like god?are you not an asshole?#and you better be pro-choice and pro-marriage equality because nowhere in the bible does god tell us to be judgmental pieces of shit#we're here for the glory of god and the joy of others#so explain to me how attacking people and being a bigot is doing either of those things#i feel like talking about religion on this website is kind of a no-no but i just want to put it out there#i'm just frustrated because it's not like i particularly want to be single it's just.....hard
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No but I'm still looking for the Denny's that is still in the middle of nowhere
having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods
#no joke#my brother. fresh out of the house. 19#years old. rolls up to our house right after midnight with a car full of teenagers. tells me and my little sister to get in.#obviously we're asking questions. where are we going. how long are we going to be gone. what are we doing. why are all these people in here.#and a big ol barn that quite literally looks like it's from a Scooby Doo snapshot. it's falling apart#the whole shebang#he answers NONE of them.#so we get in the back seat. I'm being gay with my friend at the time. and we're chilling listening to tunes on the radio.#except now they're talking about a Denny's. i look to the front seat where my brother is driving and he pulls up pictures on his phone#of the inside of somebody's. house. What?#and if that wasn't weird enough. we had already driven 20 minutes off a sideroad into the middle of nowhere. nothing but grass#and a big ol barn/farmhouse that looks like it came straight out of a Scooby Doo snapshot. it's dark as hell out. the lone building appearin#blue in the dark. with a single orange lantern lit hanging from the top. i look to my brother who has never lead me astray before.#and I feel like i am part of Scooby Doo. five teenagers in a car. in the middle of the night. wondering where the hell Denny's went.#now finally my brother has some wits to him. and we take a tight u turn and turn ourselves around. good. shows over right? WRONG.#this bitch pulls up YET ANOTHER place on his phone and starts driving 15 MINUTES UP ONTO A DIRT ROAD AND KEEPS DRIVING.#we're going to a haunted bridge boys!#in the middle of the night! at like 3am! the witching hour! great plan broski. sounds awesome. good thinking there.#we get to this haunted bridge. and this mf is barely 5ft across. but the water below is dark and murky and my lil sis INSISTS she sees a#dude down below. so I'm silently freaking out because what the hell do i say to that. she's like. 13. i tell her it'll be okay. because#that's what big/middle bros do. we drive over the bridge. nothing happens. cue relaxation. my brother is audibly disappointed#“well that was useless” bro you almost took us to Denny's in some cannibalistic farmdudes basement. i think I'll take the barely haunted#bridge. my brother. who still wants to show us an adventure. and probably save face in front of his friends. flips us around yet again and#starts heading off into a whole NEW direction. towards the World's Largest Gas Station!#it is like 4am by now. we're hungry. we're cramping. losing our marbles with exhaustion. and still processing our latest episode with the#Mystery Machine. so fine. I'm taking a nap. just don't get us killed in the long run.#we survived. btw. if that wasn't obvious. and we did actually make it to The World's Biggest Gas Station. and it was pretty fun.#as far as gas stations go at least. i got some honey sticks and a lollipop in the shape of a bear. i don't really like honey. but it wascute#there were walls FILLED with stuffed animals.a whole clothing department. a candy shop. and even a full fledged restaurant on the other side#i think there were even two levels to it? i can't remember. but anyways. we eat. we leave. we survive. end of story.
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first tiger & bunny movy was so cute i'm gonna die. i don't think the people who made it wanted me to use the word cute but it's cute
#movy that makes you say KOTETSU I LOVE YOUUUU out loud multiple times#oh nay#there were a few Bits of like. his wedding day. he was serving if you're wondering#dead wife guy widower & single dad of all time kotetsu t kaburagi#(under threat of firing) he tried to set up a lil. hanging out Moment for the whole squad to Integrate bunny..... sweet......#and bunny was a BICTH ABT IT. OH HE IS SUCH A BITCH i am now holding a grudge#this was set like between ep 2 and 3. the first half was a recap of the first two episodes w a couple of new scenes. SO CUTE#it doesn't fuck w the Flow of the series too much i liked it. it works out. i liked it so much#you're telling me tiger Has been in fact trusting bunny since day 1? and bunny Knew? is that why he made such a big deal abt kotetsu#sorta pulling back later. even tho i don't know if kotetsu Knows that bunny Knows#and then at the end they go out again?!??! and bunny PICKS UP THE PHONE WHEN KOTETSU CALLS HIM TO INVITE HIM???!#CUTE. IT'S CUTE I'M SORRY BUT IT'S REALLY SWEET.#ONTO MOVY NUMBER TWO
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Reading historical fiction is such a slippery slope because the timeline of the books I'm reading really bothered me so I googled it and it started like pleasantly talking about Thorfinn Karlsefni and I instantly got a little mad
#he's like THE antagonist in this book right now#And look yes this is a trilogy#and yes I fucking hated the first two books (so why am I reading the third? dedication. Shut the fuck up).#So I don't know why I'm surprised that this one is also AWFUL and every single character sucks#Bjorn just whines. He's a fucking little bitch is what he is.#Yeah maybe you shouldn't have blinded the boy you grew up with idk what to tell you Bjorn. And over a WOMAN#Logatha is awful. She just complains#She is so desperate to go back to Greenland that she's willing to leave her husband#How DARE she ask him to come to her when she knows she just wants to leave him#GOD she got mad that Nuttah would dare change her name and go live with the Beothuk.#She has THREE metis children with him. THREE and she's SO disrespectful????#Logatha was my FAVOURITE and she SUCKS now#They all suck#Bjorn won't let Anja hunt or be a person. She's just a wife to him.#And she's so scared of bears. JUST bears. She was attacked by one so it's personal#But I KNOW what's in the Canadian wilderness and she should be scared of more.#Bjorn doesn't deserve her. At all. She should go back to Achak#She deserves her father and her family. Not being on the run because her husband fucking sucks.#the oath of Bjorn#jamie shut the fuck up#personal blog#just vibing#rambling#books
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#omg no like not to disagree w you but i'm more defensive of ** than of my own girlfriend so any time you complain or tell me anything theyve#done wrong i am going to disagree and make a fuss abt and run and jump slowmo style to take the bullet for them#bc no matter what you say i am always going to take their side :) bc they're my friend :)#so idc how badly they treat you :) is this#feeling familiar yet?#on top of that regardless of the#fact that we have been together over a year i have never once a single time offered you my jacket in the cold or wind or rain#but the very first time we hang out w Li and it starts to barely drizzle i'm going to offer her my jacket even if it means not having one#for myself at all#and when you react and say ur uncomfortable i'm going to laugh abt it w Li and her friend#and then later on when you give someone else in the group YOUR jacket i'm going to act hurt and like you've cheated on me#and then try to get defensive about it later on like i'm the victim#when really all i'm doing is bold faced flirting in front of you and ignoring how you feel about it#i'll fight to the ends of the earth for ** but for you? yeah.... i won't say anything :)#even tho this same person i'm doing all this for doesn't gaf about me#and actively blamed me as the problem when ***** was calling out every weekend to avoid working w me#and said we needed to 'hear them out'' bc she thinks i'm a huge bitch#but i'll still take her side over my gf :) hehe!!
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BOOTHILL HEADCANONS
> Reminder that this is not canon/accurate to his personality (this is before Boothill gets released.)
+ contains nsfw (Is labeled)
( Art credit: @ Luvmybabygirl0 )
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I'd like to imagine, that this man just does a hair flip every time he's offended at what you said.
Ex.
"My Love, I know you're jealous but it's just a cat.."
Boothill looks at you for five solid seconds, and then hair flips to let you know he's really offended. "Tell the cat to move then, that's my place."
Does not skip leg day, would probably kabedon you using his LEG or if he does work out he'd probably want to use you as weight, like letting you sit on him while he does push-ups.
Loves going on little trips with you using horses, if you don't have your own horse he'd definitely let you ride his horse but you're in front of him.
Bonus points if you're shorter than him cause he'd put his chin on top of your head while his hands go around your waist to grab the rein.
Would flex to everyone about you, like- he's in a fight with someone? "You weak cutie(bitch), my lover hits harder than you."
Would call you petnames like "Sugar", "Honey", "Darling" , "Babe/Baby" , "Sweetheart" , "Love" , "Love bug" , "Sunshine" , "Pretty (boy/girl/thing)"
Listens to Lady Gaga, I'm sure of this, he would so rock it out on the dance floor and get you to dance with him.
Has eaten a bullet in front of you and was incredibly confused at your reaction that was just like 😰, until you tell him that you were surprised he ate a bullet he'd just be like 🤨 but if you did tell him straight away, he'd cackle at you.
Sometimes forgets he was originally a human so he does the craziest things knowing he can get fixed up anyway (he once jumped off a 13 foot building to chase after an enemy)
Loves to cuddle you, he wants to feel your warmth while he sleeps or relaxes.
Lets you braid his hair or comb it if you want to, once he gets used to you combing or braiding his hair he'd just walk up to you at random times with a brush in hand and let you do what you want with his hair.
Really reckless and causes a lot of trouble sometimes but there are days where he's really calm and all he wants to do is spend time with you, like he just acts like a cute little kitten who just woke up when he's calm.
If JoJo existed in their world, he would be a big fan of it.
Would let you name his gun or horse, does not complain at all even if you name it "princess twilight sparkle cookie crumble" he'd just laugh, completely accepting the name.
Even says the name during fights, he'd say "Your time's out, time to die by my princess twilight sparkle cookie crumble." 😭😭
Looks at his reflection in the mirror a lot while practicing poses, even getting you to watch from the bed or couch while showing you a new pose he likes.
Kisses you a lot, even in public he's really affectionate and touchy, cause no way is he letting other people look at you and think you're single.
You're hot and he knows you're hot so he's trying his best to make everyone know you're already taken.
If someone TRIES to flirt with you in front of him, he's already got you by the waist, against the wall, making out while he flips off the one who tried to flirt with you.
Would let you pick his earrings, always excited when you say you bought a new earring for him.
Looks good in an apron, like, really good. Househusband material frfr.
Plays with your hair a lot, twirling it, and even kissing some strands while he looks at you in the eye.
Easy to get flustered but it always leads to him making you more flustered, he takes everything like a challenge but he does love it every time you sass him back or flirt with him.
Causes a lot of trouble for you and with you, if its for you it's going to be super romantic however it'll make some people irritated, but if he's causing trouble with you, its more chaotic and a LOT of people will 100% get pissed.
Cannot sleep without you in his arms, he'll walk over to your room (if you guys aren't sharing one), hair all messy from tossing and turning because you weren't in bed with him. He'll just plop into your bed, it doesn't matter if you're even awake or not he just wants to hold you while he sleeps.
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Definitely takes off his hat and puts it on you BUT only when he's letting you ride, if you're having normal sex he'd probably just keep it on or let you bite on it while he fucks you from behind.
Probably says something weird during sex which I would love to imagine would just be "Yeehaw" because he can't curse.
Probably into roleplay where you're a criminal and he's a cowboy who successfully hunted you down or the opposite, has a bunch of handcuffs just to use it for roleplay.
I feel like he'd just be the type of person to use sex toys, not dildos though cause he wants to be the only dick inside you, something like collars, leashes, handcuffs, whips, ropes,
He'd be into gags, bondage, dirty talk, lactation, blindfold sex, spit, both praise and degrading kink, spanking, anal, lap-dances, fingering (he'd be conflicted about receiving), oral (receiving and giving), sensory deprivation, and gun play!
If he doesn't have a dick, he'll probably have a bunch of straps, he's good at giving oral but would still prefer fucking you with a dick than fingering or eating you out. (Unless he's the one getting fucked)
I feel like he's a switch but more on the dominant side, he's super open to submission as long as his partner can pleasure him real good.
This man walks around technically naked all the time, so he's got to have imagined having public sex here and there, but most likely in bars where everyone's busy and doing their own thing. Like it'd turn him on if you were just on his lap humping his erection while you both are in a bar but everyone else is just too drunk to notice at all.
Super vocal, grunting, moaning, sometimes even whining and whimpering, you got it all, bonus points because he does it all straight into your ear.
Uses his sharp teeth to mark you all over your body and then sucks on it to leave hickeys, would likely be a little menace and leave his marks somewhere visible even if you're wearing clothes so people would know your his
Wants you to pull on his hair while fucking, he wants to be able to know how good he's making you feel and hair pulling would be his goal to make sure you're getting actual pleasure.
When he kisses you or makes out with you, it'd always involve tongue, has a little hand that sneaks over to your waist stopping at your hip or your ass.
Slaps your ass loud, especially in public, he just smacks it while you're in mid-conversation and the sound just ECHOES, it doesn't hurt it just sounds like it does, he just stands there smirking while you stare at him.
He's an ass guy, boobs are nice to him cause he can suck on the nipples but definitely an ass guy, you cannot tell me he doesn't fuck you from behind solely to see your ass jiggle with every thrust he does.
Flat? Nuh uh, he's making that shit bounce no matter what.
Likes playing with you using his gun, frequently flicks the handle of his gun over your nipples or dick/pussy, sometimes he shoves a little bit of his gun in and if you get your cum on the muzzle, he'd lick it right in front of you.
Likes praising you and getting degraded, is into getting whipped too, he secretly wants to be on his knees begging for you, worshipping you, while you're standing over him with a whip in your hands. (The whip doesn't actually do any damage)
Does not care what gender you are, sometimes he'd misgender you on purpose and call your ass a pussy or if you're a girl, he'd probably call you "pretty boy" just to get you riled up.
His favorite positions when bottoming would be cowgirl, and his favorite position if he's on top would be Doggystyle.
(Edit: I just realized how much of a power bottom he is, but it's up to you, the reader whether you want to fuck him or be fucked by him 😇)
Please do remember everything is just a headcanon and is not actually linked or accurate to what Boothill's like in canon.
( Art credit
1st: Kradebii on Danbooru
2nd: Tei (@2hwe1) on twt
3rd: 2월14일 (Valentine_DD_) on twt )
Please tell me if I got the artists wrong!
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post that i made yesterday about wanting to pick up boxing is actually exactly why vitali started doing it too. didn't have as much fights in college as he did in high school and he was like Well how else am i gonna get my daily dose of beating people up and getting beaten up
#personal#man who has so much anger inside him but at least he was. coping??? no he wasn't i'm making that up#bitch was not sober for four years straight it's a miracle he made it out of there alive#some of you might ask But bones why are you making him go through so much. isn't this overkill#it may be. but also part of his misery is self-inflicted if you think about it for long enough and that's so interesting to me#punishing himself but for what exactly??? to justify his mistakes??? to justify his shortcomings???#shortcomings that aren't even shortcomings but he thinks they are because people are not treating him fairly#but the unfair treatment is partially a result of his own behavior. it's a fucked up cycle but. once again#it's impossible to tell what started the chain of dominos to fall in the first place and it gets me every single time
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・﹒・ hypersexual nights
Summary: How various Hazbin and Helluva Boss characters react to a hypersexual reader!
Warnings: 18+, sexual scenarios, Vouyer!Vox, does hypersexual not tell you enough lol just read it
Parings: [Seperate] Saint Peter, Lucifer, Valentino, Adam, Vox, Mammon, and Striker x hypersexual!reader
Notes: HOLY SHIT THIS WAS GONNA BE FOR 300 FOLLOWERS NOW ITS 400 FOLLOWERS! As a celebration, have this! I'm an hypersexual aroace myself so hypersexuals rise up! 💪
﹒Adam﹒
・He would notice how you always were down to fuck, almost every day in fact, how could he not? You've been the only one to truly keep up with him as most other people always had "low" sex drives and wouldn't be in the mood when he was. So you were like a blessing just for him when day after day, you would always be up for sex at any given moment. When you told him you were Hypersexual one day after a good fuck, he just laughed in your face.
・"Hypersexual? You're always horny? Bitch PLEASE I already knew that. You ask for sex like- every day and never shut up about it. That's why I like you so much. You want to be fucked just as much as I want to fuck"
﹒Saint Peter﹒
・He is a pretty innocent soul, he swears occasionally but when it comes to sex? Oh boy. And you? Being hypersexual? You always flirt with him in a suggestive manner, wanting him to just admit that he likes you. He can't help but simultaneously love the attention as the thoughts you always put in his head, but feel so embarrassed and dirty about it. He always seems to short circuit whenever you flirt with him, but he never says no, so you keep doing it. He of course noticed it after the first few times, you being on par with Adam in sexuality, how could he not? But when you admitted that you were hypersexual and he finally understood.
・"Oh? That's why you uh- why you're always flirt with me! Haha...and say those...really uhm...dirty things... Not that I mind of course! I actually uh...kind of like it..."
﹒Lucifer﹒
・He had his suspicions very early on, it was so obvious to notice how you and Angel Dust got along so well with the topic of sex. He also noticed how you always made sex jokes and talked about sex even without the porn star around. And when it came to him? You always seemed to get flustered whenever he flirted with you, always ensuring to make it dirty, and it worked everytime. After you got together, you almost pounced on him, wanting to have sex early on. He didn't mind it, but in fact, wanted it. You then apologized and said you were hypersexual, meaning you couldn't not think about sex constantly. He just laughed and pinned you down on the bed.
・"Oh I know very well, very well. And I will enjoy fulfilling every. Single. Desire. You could ever ask for"
﹒Mammon﹒
・He isn't exactly the smartest tool in the shed, but he knew you were just as greedy as him. Not in the money sense, no, no. But in sex. You haven't yet gotten to that point in your relationship yet, but he could tell you were denying taking the step. Was it because he was a Sin? He didn't know. All he knew is that if you didn't fuck him already, he was going to fuck you first. So he confronted you and you said you were scared of him just using you for sex due to your constant sexual nature. He reassured you that he truly did love you, but couldn't deny that someone just as greedy as him was very nice to have around.
・"Oi! Don't be scared mate! I won't use ya just for sex and toss ya away! I love ya too much for that. But ya know- I'd be down to fuck every single night if that's what you want"
﹒Vox﹒
・He is an interesting case. He isn't the best guy around and loves to spy on you. So, when you act all innocent and sweet around him, yet fuck yourself silly with a stupid toy screaming for him so incredibly often it becomes a pattern? Yeah, you're hiding your sexual nature. Which is odd, but probably so Valentino didn't swoop in to take advantage of you. Instead of talking to you, he let your feelings build and build and let your toy eventually not be enough for you. You finally burst into his office and told him you knew he was watching you while you masturbated. He was taken aback at first, but then laughed as he realized you loved that he watched you.
・"You need the real thing, huh? Was waiting for you to finally say it you dirty little whore"
﹒Valentino﹒
・He noticed immediately as you would constantly flirt with him in a suggestive way and he would flirt back just as hard if not harder. It was so easy to notice, he played into it very hard and took advantage of your very sexual nature. It was easy to get you hooked quickly and you never had to say a thing. He fucked you in every way he could imagine and you loved every second of it. It was a mutual understanding between you two- the thought of telling him that you're hypersexual was laughable in every sense of the idea.
・"Oh baby~ you wanna be fucked into the mattress again? It hasn't even been three hours amore~ you're still horny? I'll make sure you can't walk anymore after~"
﹒Striker﹒
He isn't apposed to sex, he just hates it when people makes jokes about it when he's just trying to do his job. In fact, he loves sex, have you seen the huge statue where his dick is very endowed? That man is full of himself and knows he can fuck good. You started out as a target for him and at first your sexual flirting threw him off his game. But after many failed attempts of cat and mouse, you finally managed to get him to admit that he liked it from your non stop remarks.
・"Ok fine- yer hot and I wanna fuck. Don't look at me like that! Not my fuckin' fault yer always telling me you wanna suck my cock"
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