#i'm sorry that was so unfunny
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fluffyyymocha · 2 years ago
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I'm torn between perceiving Jessie and James as a couple or as the iconic lesbian and gay duo
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dr-zeddy · 8 months ago
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mactavishenjoyer · 6 months ago
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Ghost:"don't you hate when your bones sting?"
Soap:"that's not normal..."
Ghost:"yeah it is."
Roach:"I hate when my bones sting."
Ghost:"see."
Soap:"the person that's you in another font is not a good judge of what's normal!"
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defnotkanyewest · 6 months ago
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tigerbears · 3 months ago
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Homestuck Spoilers Out of Context.
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irondad-defensesquad · 6 months ago
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tony: hello?
peter: hey what's up mr. stark?
tony: i need your help, can you come here?
peter: oh i can't, i'm buying clothes
tony: well then hurry up and get over here
peter: i can't find them
tony: ... what do you mean you can't find them?
peter: i can't find them there's only soup
tony:
tony: what do you MEAN there's only soup-
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branwinged · 4 months ago
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proposing eye contact as an alternate ship name for jonelias in honour of mag 120 eye contact ofc wherein elias records his nightmares/dreams because he's a freak and also because he knows jon would want to hear the tape i.e. feeding your archivist a statement on the topic of himself which you personally extracted from him. in a feedback loop of feeding their god! (actually got sidetracked here but do you ever think about how jonah/elias did two proper original statements in the podcast and they're both about jon and one time he did a joint statement with the archivist — mag 193 a stern look — which is also really about jon "why did you heed the call? / because this is the place i know i should be" gothic romance. to me) and anyway yeah mag 120 eye contact which also had totally normal lines such as: "He. Is. Whole." also because they're. y'know. eye avatars. the only ones left even. whatever i'll leave...
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burningfaith · 2 years ago
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ok, I tried.
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axquiva · 2 years ago
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silverraes · 10 months ago
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graphic design is my passion
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starving-mimi · 1 year ago
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would terrorbeak wilson purr if someone pet him?
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thismoleculeisacomedian · 13 days ago
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I'm sorry, but "Nobody Wants This" is not only nowhere remotely near being on the same level as "Fleabag", it's also just...not good in general, for a wide variety of reasons.
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smoothie03 · 1 year ago
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In Austria there exists a dessert called Scheiterhaufen (literal translation: "pyre").
Wait until I let Roderich ask Gilbert and Gabriel/Knights Templar whether they want a fresh and hot Scheiterhaufen.
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the-90s-music-colosseum · 1 year ago
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90s lyric joke that I stole from reddit
How do you know how heavy your red hot chili pepper is?
...you give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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sunturine-ceo · 1 year ago
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Allen and Asan were so in love they went out of their heads!
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simnostalgia · 2 years ago
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every twitter-user-coming-back reintroduction like
"oh my god lmao how do i use this?? kdka;ghrdlk this place is so old. I can't believe no one has used this website in literally 10 years. Like??? how do I even properly use this?? Lmao. lol. roflmao."
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