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I need more mommy kink Saxloch so bad. Saxon being so soft and maternal with Lochy (post canon). Making him do his homework. Cooking dinner for him. Tucking him in. Laying his clothes out for him in the morning, until one day Lochy whimpers "mommy" and Saxon is very freaked out by the wave of heat that sweeps over his entire body at the sound of it.
#i'm sorry i'm like this#obsessed with lochy having a mommy kink#dom mommy saxon#i'm sorry again#i won't stop tho#saxloch#saxon ratliff#lochlan ratliff#the white lotus season 3#saxon x lochlan
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what do you mean that guys page isn’t about mpreg, that caption is so mpreg
I think from context, OP was trying to imply that was a photo of an Alpha who is going to get a bunch of (confusion and shock) cis women pregnant because he's such a Reddit Red-pilled macho Jordan Peterson Alpha Male who doesn't need consent because he goes to the gym and is descended from Western European Christians but now is all American hamburger truck sports man.
Meanwhile, we intellectuals know that that's an omega on the verge of heat presenting themself self to an Alpha whose pheremones they smelled.
It's just basic science. I saw it on Bill Nye.
(please note the original caption clearly indicates this omega uses they/them pronouns).
[edit: I always get Eastern and Western Europe mixed up whoops]
#Their gender presentation is about to get so confusing. I don't think mpreg fics talk about that enough.#I'm sorry I'm like this#I'm sorry I have the brain rot#I really won't be offended if you unfollow me.#Asks answered#post o' mine#Idiot-isotope#Omegaverse#alpha beta omega#Mpreg#sm ut
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If you think about it the lesbian and gay flag is just Red team and blue team—
If you squint reallyyyyyy hard
#rvb#red vs blue#Lesbian#Gay#lgbtqia#i'm sorry i'm like this#Sarge is a lesbian protector#All lesbians get behind the short angry military grandpa#Pride month
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A deep sensual hours-long dicking from a big squishy Quintessence Ghoul would fix me
#the band ghost#nameless ghouls#aether ghoul#omega ghoul#delta ghoul#<- is he squishy? idc he is now#quintessence ghouls are my kryptonite#i just want to not be stressed and also be loved#but sex like that would suffice#fuck i'm lonely#and i can't even turn to you anymore#i didn't mean to make myself cry but here were are#i'm sorry i'm like this
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getting wine drunk on a tuesday so either i'll continue to torment rin or i'll actually prove that i do in fact love him by thinking of something kind for him for once
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@professorbumface1246899 @jester-to-the-king @a-god-in-ruins-rises @wotanic
I'm going to remove you all from the other discord server since it was already being used, hope that's fine. I'll tell you all when I have the political server up and running, which I promise I will at some point
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sometimes being a fic writer makes me feel like a cruel and unknowable eldritch being, bestowing harrowing visions upon the unsuspecting masses that will haunt them for the rest of their days
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I hate what I say, I just delete everything and fully disconnect myself from everything. I don't deserve the niceness of others. I have done nothing good to warrant it.
I can't even control myself. I thought I was getting better at this, but no. I'm back to my old self, waiting for some sort of comfort that I don't deserve from bitching and wining.
I can't do anything right. Why do I even try.
#I might just slink farther into dreamwidth or leave fully for a bit idk#I clearly need something to change some relief somewhere#I'm sorry I'm like this#I'm always selfish for attention from other#I don't give anything in return#I do jack shit nothing or value to anyone#...#mars.txt
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Where are uuu? I really miss you and your Grojband content :ccc
I had been doing my fair share of adulting these last years, but I've missed this fandom and running the blog. Currently trying to get the gist of drawing again but I'm rather happy with here I am in life tbh.
Sorry I kept you wating, anon. More Grojband content on the way 🤘🏻
#wake up grojband#guess whos back#dead fandom#i'm sorry i'm like this#I have asks in my inbox that have been collecting dust since 2020 ;-;#let's try this again
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My Beach Boys loving ass just had to point out Saxon's Brian Wilson fit.


#i'm sorry i'm like this#saxon ratliff#patrick schwarzenegger#the white lotus season 3#brian wilson#the beach boys
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I Have been trying to organize my doodles of my Baldures Gate character for ages inbetween my other projects and i Finally bit the bullet and got something some what postable.
After i posted the comic panels I was thinking " i wanna show my silly guy to da world "
#non ask#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate#Durge#Dark urge#Tav#bg3 spoilers#bg3 tav#Ive been having a rough few months and its the kind that can only be healed with returning to 2012 flavoured angst and smooching the vampir#I'm sorry i'm like this#Anyways I love my silly sword bard
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"I'm a responsible adult" I tell myself as I ugly snotcry over my decision not to go to SoM this weekend
#i would like to cancel my subscription to adulthood pls#it costs way too much and i don't get to have fun#guys pls tour again when i have money#pls don't let me realize later that this was my only chance#i'm sorry i'm like this#just ignore me#shut up sova nobody cares#sisters of mercy#ben christo#chris catalyst
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Hana when he see's anyone flirting with either his Mother or Tamao-mom.
Papa Yoh included.
#shaman king#hana asakura#memes image#I'm sorry I'm like this#Hana would be like this#i don't make the rules
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you know when you're talking to your friends and it just hits you hard, and in your mind you're like 'shit's getting real again' and then your friend looks at you as your face goes blank and you can feel your emotions and will to live seep out of you, and they ask, "tired?"
yes, i am tired. i am tired of my emotions being ignored by all of my friends, and myself. i am tired of feeling like i don't have a right to be depressed. i am tired of asking myself 'why am i torturing myself with living anymore'.
the list could go on.
but of course, i say none of that.
"yeah, just tired" i say each time, even though i can barely hear myself over my mind screaming 'help'.
#depressing shit#tw depressing stuff#dead poetry#poetry#thoughts#relatable#life#spilled ink#spilled poetry#spilled thoughts#poets on tumblr#sorry for being depressing#i'm sorry in advance#i'm sorry i'm like this#and i'm sorry that you have to hear it
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I suffer from the curse of having the surrounding happenings of my AU be more interesting than the stuff I actually make content about.
Stories of revenge? Inevitable bloodying of hands? Betrayal and everything having been for nothing?
Nah, bro, I'm putting these two characters in a corner and I'm making them soft thank you.
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I bet Hank Hill is like, really good at fucking.
#you KNOW Peggy wouldn't accept anything less#Peggy Hill is orgasming#your pleasure doesn't matter as long as Peggy cums#king of the hill#a lot of the worst posts in the KOTH tag are from me#and I will never stop#koth#hank hill#peggy hill#propane#I'm sorry I'm like this#but on the other hand#I will never improve or change this particular aspect of myself#so the ball's in your court to interact or not
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