#i'm sorry i'm like this

[smilysstuff]

If you think about it the lesbian and gay flag is just Red team and blue team—

If you squint reallyyyyyy hard

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

what do you mean that guys page isn’t about mpreg, that caption is so mpreg

I think from context, OP was trying to imply that was a photo of an Alpha who is going to get a bunch of (confusion and shock) cis women pregnant because he's such a Reddit Red-pilled macho Jordan Peterson Alpha Male who doesn't need consent because he goes to the gym and is descended from Western European Christians but now is all American hamburger truck sports man.

Meanwhile, we intellectuals know that that's an omega on the verge of heat presenting themself self to an Alpha whose pheremones they smelled.

It's just basic science. I saw it on Bill Nye.

(please note the original caption clearly indicates this omega uses they/them pronouns).

[edit: I always get Eastern and Western Europe mixed up whoops]

[sovaghoul]

A deep sensual hours-long dicking from a big squishy Quintessence Ghoul would fix me

[theskee]

sometimes being a fic writer makes me feel like a cruel and unknowable eldritch being, bestowing harrowing visions upon the unsuspecting masses that will haunt them for the rest of their days

[askloyaltywings]

I Have been trying to organize my doodles of my Baldures Gate character for ages inbetween my other projects and i Finally bit the bullet and got something some what postable.

After i posted the comic panels I was thinking " i wanna show my silly guy to da world "

[loveinamystery]

Hana when he see's anyone flirting with either his Mother or Tamao-mom.

Papa Yoh included.

[daphne-doesnt-know]

you know when you're talking to your friends and it just hits you hard, and in your mind you're like 'shit's getting real again' and then your friend looks at you as your face goes blank and you can feel your emotions and will to live seep out of you, and they ask, "tired?"

yes, i am tired. i am tired of my emotions being ignored by all of my friends, and myself. i am tired of feeling like i don't have a right to be depressed. i am tired of asking myself 'why am i torturing myself with living anymore'.

the list could go on.

but of course, i say none of that.

"yeah, just tired" i say each time, even though i can barely hear myself over my mind screaming 'help'.

[shinigami--apples]

I suffer from the curse of having the surrounding happenings of my AU be more interesting than the stuff I actually make content about.

Stories of revenge? Inevitable bloodying of hands? Betrayal and everything having been for nothing?

Nah, bro, I'm putting these two characters in a corner and I'm making them soft thank you.

[trash-and-trash-accessories]

I bet Hank Hill is like, really good at fucking.

[sovaghoul]

"I'm a responsible adult" I tell myself as I ugly snotcry over my decision not to go to SoM this weekend

[arienai]

Toriko: [stands directly in front of the lesbian valentine card section and coughs loudly]

Sorawo: huh? Are you ok?

Toriko: [twirls hair] did you know they make these kinds of valentines cards

Sorawo: I have cough drops if you need them

[pearwaldorf]

Me watching Wild Blue Yonder: Oh god is this the yaoi hands episode??

[we-are-so-close]

Ladies, how do we feel about our s/o starting a new TV series, getting lunch every friday, and trying new restaurants with that one female coworker/friend that you're already feeling uncomfortable with?

[beanmom]

I just want someone in my life, one person, any one person, who will say "hey last time I talked to you, you were struggling with/really worried about/having a rough time with X. How's it going now?" I have a husband and two adult kids and online friends and coworkers who chat with me and you'd think in that mix there'd be someone who could spare a thought for me or would put in the energy to follow up with me once in a while, but no. Even when I say things to my husband that feel really scary and dangerous to me, like being so overwhelmed by an issue that I wish I was dead because I can't see any other way to feel relief, he just kind of nods and moves on with the conversation. As always, I am a ghost who disappears from people's thoughts as soon as they turn their heads to look past me.

[silentcutekitten]

Gotham: come enjoy our show!

Me: mhm ok

Gotham: look at this amazing plotline we've created and the amazing storytelling that happens throughout the seasons!

Me: alright

Gotham: We especially hope you join our well-crafted main characters for the ride and witness their growth and change throughout the show! Look at all this character development they have!

Me: neat

Gotham: Soooooo???? What do you think?

Me: *Points to Jonathan Crane* OMG! A SAD TRAUMATIZED CHILD! *immediately latches onto him and ignores literally everything else in the show*

Gotham: ....this is not what's supposed to happen

[shelli-gator]

A surprise egg! He must have laid it in the night. 🥺