theskee
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Skee. 30+. They/Them. Leftist. Reformed Tiktok cosplayer. Fanfic writer, baker, candlestick something something... Cringe Culture is Dead. Engage in Optimistic Nihilism.
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theskee · 41 minutes ago
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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’
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theskee · 1 hour ago
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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
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theskee · 1 hour ago
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theskee · 2 hours ago
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Toskovat' perfumes make me understand why Fragrantica people are Like That.
It started out as morbid curiosity, after reading that one review of Age of Innocence about being a pretty car crash victim... I had to know what the hell that perfume was about, and bought a sample. And suddenly I find myself Getting It. Anyway. Today I smelled my sample of Desert Sermons and this shit slaps. At first it smells kind of like dirt... And incense. Sexy, but a little filthy. A hint of sweat and shame on a wad of cash. Shame as a sexual concept. It blooms on the skin and it's suddenly like daddy's dirty money tucked in your waistband. And what settles smells like the ghost left behind after an illicit affair with a rich man in the back of his luxury vehicle right before he dumps you in a shallow grave in the middle of the Arizona desert. It smells like ill gotten wealth loved you and left you for dead, and even from your grave you can still smell him on you, and as it fades gently, it makes you miss him. It smells like the soft first memories of him spoiling you and how gentle his hands were. A story of betrayal told in reverse.
I very very much get why Fragrantica people are Like That. Also, as a note. Toskovat' perfumes really are something special. They're not just perfumes but an... expression? There's an art here, that maybe you might want to dismiss as pretension out of hand, because it seems absurd, but two times now, the scents from the Extrait de Memoire collections have been so transportive. I encourage you, even if you're not a scent person, to read some of these perfume descriptions and the scent notes because there is something truly bizarre and unique going on. Scent memory is our strongest kind and I think there's something truly beautiful about communicating one's own feelings and memories through scents. https://www.toskovat.com/product-category/extrait-de-memoire/ Also, if you *are* interested in sniffing these for yourself, I highly reccommend checking out Scent Split, they're a small decanter that will sell you little sample vials for around $8. They have a lot of the Toskovat' collection available to purchase in a 1ml sample vial.
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theskee · 3 hours ago
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Dressing Emmrich up is just fun.
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theskee · 4 hours ago
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Quick scribble for the night. Let him sleep.
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theskee · 5 hours ago
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I finished Veilguard and this game made me cry...
I need more Emmrich art to come to my senses :DDDD
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theskee · 5 hours ago
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I 👏 hate 👏 American 👏 Healthcare 👏
I got a phone call today from the hospital where I had my hysto. They're threatening to send my account to collections, despite consistent monthly payments on my part.
"Yeah so if you can't pay this balance it will be going to collections."
"I have been making consistent payments each month I've already paid you guys $400. I can afford $100 a month."
"Yeah so we can set you up with a payment plan for 20 months of payments but it'll be a $4.92 processing fee each month and it'll have to be on auto pay."
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"Excuse me? You want to... Charge me money. To pay you. In an amount that is an extra $100 on top of my bill by the end."
Mind you, paying them all up front, there is no processing fee. Paying in their app, there is no processing fee. This is a fee. For payment plans. The thing that people who cannot afford to pay thousands of dollars up front... Need. In order to pay their bills.
"Yeah so do you wanna set up a payment plan?"
"I'm not. I shouldn't have to pay an additional fee to pay you money. That's wrong. That feels wrong. I'm not doing that."
"Okay well. Do you want an application for financial assistance instead?"
"Yeah fine whatever send me that I'll figure something else out."
Mother fuckers. Go ahead. Send it to collections. I'll haggle and pay them like 20% of what I owe and call it a goddamn day. FOH with your five dollar a month processing fee.
Hundred extra fucking dollars of profit for you fuckers when my insurance already paid you $43k.
And I paid you $400.
Eat my dick there's no processing fee on your app, no processing fee to pay it up front, you're picking and choosing who to exploit. You're exploiting fucking poor people.
Fuck you.
*Fuck you.*
I don't fucking care if the whole thing is Oooh well we have to recoup the fee for credit card processing! Or else we'll take a loss on people who can only afford to pay $5/month toward their bill! If someone can't afford more than the fee to process it per month then *write their fucking bill off* they can't afford it at all you fucks.
You are not a small business. I have no sympathy for you. You are a fucking hospital in America raking in money hand over fist while underpaying and overworking your employees. You don't get to pass off the cost of doing *your* business to *me* mother fuckers. It's horseshit. And y'all fuckin know it.
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theskee · 7 hours ago
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theskee · 9 hours ago
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always interrupted(in a true gomez and morticia fashion)
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theskee · 10 hours ago
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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2
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theskee · 11 hours ago
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Emmcanis Discord Server Announcement!!
Hello friends! I have finally started to feel less like I'm on the verge of death and recovering from the flu, but the Emmcanis server I talked about creating months ago is finally ready for people. This is a very low key, laid back, 18+ server, currently run by me alone, though as time goes on, if there are others with mod experience who would like to help out, I'd definitely welcome it. Given how small in number we are right now, I figure this is a good place to start and we can grow this server together to fit our community and its needs! If you'd like to be invited to the server, please just let me know either in the comments or send me a DM and I'll give you an invite. c:
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theskee · 11 hours ago
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if you spend enough time in spaces that love and celebrate trans and intersex bodies,
the tendency of everyone (even in “progressive” or “Left” or “body positive” spaces) to invoke the small penis as supposedly self-evidently signifying poor morals, incompetence, and undesirability
will start to stand out more and more as the fashy talking point it is.
a small penis? like hard fat tdick? like soft feminine estrogenized girl dick? like a clit/penis that doesn’t penetrate and so is easiest to pleasure in ways outside the specific kind of sex enforced on the world by the church?
like a shaft that’s a size eugenicist doctors are so invested in hiding the existence of (because heaven forbid people realize sex is a social construct) that they forcibly operate on infants?
that’s the body part you’re invoking as a negative symbol? what are your politics again?
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theskee · 11 hours ago
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Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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theskee · 12 hours ago
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‘til I drop dead
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theskee · 14 hours ago
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hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx
I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.
Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.
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theskee · 16 hours ago
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Gravity
Just finished Clara's route :DDD
I'm kinda rusty but I needed to draw this, they were so gay
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