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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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Dog does not understand

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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Halfway there with the portraits :D (Please don't spoil me ect ect but I've finished act 1 !!!!! And the Githyanki creche was insane omg)

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when he first leveled up I was so baffled he was an occultist djdjdj which *intrigued* me 👀 and I really like that he becomes a demon goody two shoes ! That's fun ! And I love his design omg the horns !! He starts a bit boring, but quickly becomes so much more than what I expected :)

[Astarion] - [Lae'zel] - [Wyll] -

Sketch and more yapping below vvv

But Wyll, my guy, you *have* to stop referring to yourself in third person- "the blade could use some sleep" just say you're tired omfg- it's the perfect blend of him being actually cool af, but annoying about it kfkf also I'm playing a french version of the game, and I know this pissed off the translators because that's not in the french subs- Also if you refer to yourself in third person in french, a way *way* more formal language already, that's not just a bit annoying that's straight up scary shit fnfkk

I am planning on doing all six main companions :) of course in order from my favorite to the one I feel most neutral about. Don't get me wrong I like them all (for now), but one had to be last-

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

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Busy irl so a quick scribbly for the night. I love he.

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Shhh he’s too busy yearning..

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“70-80 hours is short for Dragon Age game” incorrect in fact a statistical error. An average Dragon Age game has a runtime of around 80 hours with most quests touched upon. Inquisition, which is bloated with arguably irrelevant side quests and rounds up to hundreds hours of gameplay, is an outlier and should not be counted.

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oh, to be sleepy in a mournwatch themed comforter. Hopefully he's having a good dream in the Fade

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saying out loud "wait why am i watching this" and shutting off the crappy youtube video you were just using to kill time is a sign of growth

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having flashbacks to inquisition's reception on the old bsn and how so many mfers insisted dorian and krem's stories were unnecessary ham-fisted after school specials, how they also somehow asked "does sera really need to be a lesbian? it doesn't even come up in the story :/" and how josephine's romance with a woman "didn't fit" because you play the gallant knight to her noble lady (tell me you don't know anything about sapphics w/o telling me you don't know anything about sapphics lmao).

anyway i just read a tirade on youtube about how "tHeY uSeD tO hAnDlE ""this stuff"" (queer people) bEtTeR, eVeRyOnE tHoUgHt so" & i'd just like to remind everyone that that's not true. people did in fact claim that sera, dorian, krem, bull, etc were cringey writer self-inserts, that they scolded the player for disagreeing with them, and that the games themselves were trying to tell you what to think and how to feel about queer people.

i cannot emphasize this enough: i heard countless times that dorian's ENTIRE CHARACTER was Being Gay, that he was a camp gay stereotype, and 'why won't bioware give us a REAL (hypermasculine) gay guy whose story doesn't have parental rejection and a super on-the-nose conversion therapy allegory instead of david gaider's blatant self-insert??? :((('

so, for people who feel like they Just Have To decry the depiction of taash's queerness in favor of something less "in your face": it's always been "in your face" and crybaby reactionaries have always responded with discomfort because in their ideal medieval fantasy, queer people don't exist or are violently stigmatized if they do. either way, the status quo remains the same and the result is they never, ever have to think about queer people except as a lesson in what not to be.

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🖤 outfit

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"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg

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For reasons and also causes I have recently written the wikipedia article for mpreg and am trying to find an illustration for it. Do I happen to know any fanartists who want to release some (ideally sfw) mpreg art under a wikipedia compatible license* for eternal glory and wikipedia bragging rights?

*the short version is "anyone can do anything they want with your work forever as long as they attribute you". For the long version, look up CC-by-4.0.

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Hey what’s the weirdest, morally neutral parenting hack thing you do? For us our 2.5 year old refuses to take any kind of medicine so we mix her meds in sugar free root beer and call it magic root beer

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The shades of death have greater depths than you may know, Rook.

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Between the Fourth & Fifth Rib Chapter 9??

IT HERE. A wild update appears.