#i'm sorry (?)

[aromanticduck]

Your mom erects my great and terrible structure

More of us should direct our focus into erecting great and terrible structures imo

[simplywrong]

I am stressed so I decided to distract myself with something silly so here it goes: F1 drivers with useless superpowers:

Max - can turn into a lion but can't control his changed self

Sergio - can summon tequila at will but only one shot every 30 minutes

Lewis - can make flowers grow but only one at a time and very slowly

Valtteri - seeing his naked butt brings luck

Charles - has the ability to stand on the perfect background to create symbolic images

Carlos - has the worst luck in the world

Lando - can teleport but only by 1,5 centimeters

Oscar - can make other people invisible to himself but everyone sees him

George - has the ability to project PowerPoint presentations from his eyes

Esteban - can locate where rat nests are but can't do anything about it

Pierre - can make his chest shine in the dark

Daniel - has the ability to imitate perfect animal noises but the animals ignore him

Zhou - can summon a little bunny made of clouds

Nico R. - can see the future but only in very unconnected pieces

Nico H. - has super strength but it lasts only 5 seconds

Kevin - can speak every language but only in profanities

Fernando - can make sparks while snapping his fingers but they are cold and can't lit anything

Lance - has the ability to read minds but it works at random

Yuki - can move things with his mind but only if the thing is in a 1 meter radius of him and if it's smaller than him

Liam - can pinpoint the exact location of Helmut Marko anywhere on Earth

Sebastian - can summon bees in the grand number of two (2) and they are allergic to violence

Alex - attracts cats but they just walk behind him with no other purpose

Franco - can talk with cows but only in large groups and they won't help him even if he asks

Logan - can do the mighty eagle scream but it has no effect

[riots-inferno]

I think we need more of Bruce leaning into the whole goth asethetic and Clark being an absolute freak for it

[butmakeitgayblog]

Ma'am her what

[yeah-w-r-i-t-e]

Benji: I think I'm in love with Ethan.

Ilsa: Everyone's in love with Ethan. Even me, and I'm a lesbian.

Benji: Yeah, well, I'm a gay man, which mean's I'm doubly susceptible to him.

[enstars-syndrome]

emotionally constipated man

[frankenmouse]

@mikkeneko Terrible

You know what fantasy writing needs? Working class wizards.

A crew of enchanters maintaining the perpetual flames that run the turbines that generate electricity, covered in ash and grime and stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms used for the enchantments

A wizard specializing in construction, casting feather fall on every worker, and enchanting every hammer to drive nails in straight, animating the living clay that makes up the core of the crane

An elderly wizard and her apprentice who transmute fragile broken objects. From furniture, to rotten wood beams, to delicate jewelry

A battle magician, trained with only a few rudimentary spells to solve a shortage of trained wizards on the front who uses his healing spells to help folks around town

Wizarding shops where cheery little mages enchant wooden blocks to be hammered into the sides of homes. Hammer this into the attic and it will scare off termites, toss this in the fire and clean your chimney, throw this in the air and all dust in the room gets sucked up

Wizard loggers who transmute cut trees into solid, square beams, reducing waste, and casting spells to speed up regrowth. The forest, they know, will not be too harsh on them if the lost tree’s children may grow in its place

Wizard farmers who grow their crops in arcane sigils to increase yield, or produce healthier fruit

Factory wizards who control a dozen little constructs that keep machines cleaned and operational, who cast armor to protect the hands of workers, and who, when the factory strikes for better wages, freeze the machines in place to ensure their bosses can’t bring anyone new in.

Anyway, think about it.

[hearteyedhypnobabe]

you enjoy robotization sexually? call that a porn bot

[lejoursobre]

Global warming is wild isn't it? I mean? Warm and salty raindrops 24/7? specifically in Soho???

(I physically can't draw angst sorry I did my best here)

[letsbealone-together]

[ghostie-juice]

I guess you could say he's... super sleepy

[hel7l7]

I don't know how to talk about this

[puff-the-bunny]

PLEASE SETTLE A DEBATE.

*It would be from someone else, another human, and it would be on you in at least a semi-direct way, including at least part of your clothes. Pick.

E: MORE CONTEXT IN THE NOTES, YOU ANIMALS!

E.2: ... You know what? Nevermind. This post is my bastard now. Who even cares LMFAO

[songue85]

Ratchet, pára, cê tá mal....

[sparklingjay]

Sonic Prime Season 2 vs.

Sonic Prime Season 3

[cabinette]

you make me feel complete.