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springysprongy · 2 years ago
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Au au au
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pokimoko · 9 months ago
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If you're still doing the pride flag animal things..
Could you do an aroace Jaguar or Raven?
I just thought they might look cool.
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An aroace raven is very cool, I agree. Here ya go!
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opossumanon · 28 days ago
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I'm thinking of making a joke poll of predictions for which queer subgroup will be excluded from the community next, because it really isn't a secret anymore that there's cycles of the same assholes picking a group to bully and exclude because they can get away with it for a while.
My memory is fuzzy and I wasn't here for most of the old discourse but I'm pretty sure the chain so far is Bisexuals -> Asexuals -> Transmascs ? There's probably a few steps I'm missing.
Seriously though if there's anything I've learned from this, it's that the same dumbasses will always fall for the trick of having a psyop cishet point at a fellow queer minority group and go "Look these guys are Bad People you're allowed to tear into them!" and then the dumbasses salivate like a dog looking at a bone and run with it.
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timetravellingkitty · 7 months ago
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does anyone remember that lesbian karva chauth ad for a skin whitening product cause it was so questionable
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kjzx · 27 days ago
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Merry Othodox Christian Christmas everybody
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selfship-confession-box · 16 days ago
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to be quite honest. shipping with CANON (not headcanoned) exclusively gay/lesbian characters as someone of the gender they are explicitly not attracted to is a form of erasure and lowkey homophobic. 'just make them bi' is a bad take. bi people are amazing and valid but not everyone is bisexual??? 'theyre not real' is a bad take bc representation matters and i feel like that doesnt really need to be said. obviously the character isnt real and isnt offended but gay/lesbian selfshippers can see how much you dont gaf abt their identities. gay people exist in real life too!!! homophobia is still so acceptable in fandom spaces and its kinda wild.
Actually this one gets to skip the queue because we just had another anon push their luck about this. I WAS originally going to leave this in queue but now feels like a better time to nip this in the bud.
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This is the LAST thing I'm saying about this topic because frankly it's the majority of what we've been getting recently and it's exhausting. All future asks about this topic WILL be deleted. AS STATED ABOVE. DO WHAT YOU WANT FOREVER. YOUR EXPERIENCE IS YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.
TAKING POTSHOTS AT EACH OTHER IS NOT A CONFESSION.
THAT'S CALLED BEING AN ASSHOLE.
k thanks bye
#No offense to this anon or any of the prevs but I'm just so fucking tired of this topic. and so are other mods. seriously. drop it. now.#signed an agender lesbian in real life that's main f/o is just some guy. trust me when i say we don't actually care that much. not that dee#other queer selfshippers: if you're bothered by someone minding their own business. please for the love of EVERYTHING just block them.#if they're actively going out of their way to bother you or ACTIVELY SAYING SOMETHING BIGOTED THEN YES THAT'S AN ISSUE#but if they're just. sitting there. they're fine. block and move on I IMPLORE. LIKE SERIOUSLY. COME ON NOW.#For all you fucking know this could be someone's gateway into figuring out their own identity. we talk constantly about the sexuality aspec#but the amount of people I've seen figure out their GENDER because they selfshipped with someone that 'wouldn't normally be into them' is#frankly not a number you can just ignore. like are we forgetting 'fujoshi' culture that a lot of trans people found themselves from???#Seriously. I'm at a loss for words and frankly just disappointed. Considering officially blacklisting this because this is NOT worth it.#*deep. can you TELL I'm fucking tired of this?#already had one person try to start shit about 'not REALLY being gay/lesbian' because of selfshipping with an opposite gender character#I am NOT tolerating that shit on this blog. NONE of us will.#genuinely if something possess you to try and place yourself as an authority on OTHER PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES. *TOUCH. GRASS.* I AM SO SERIOUS.#LITERALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. QUEER PEOPLE IRL: HEY MAN HOW'S IT GOING.#<< HEY BTW IF YOU SENT THAT AND/OR THE SECOND ASK ABOUT THAT COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS WE'RE FAR MORE FORGIVING AND YOU'RE NOT IP BLOCKED YET.#Literally please grow up and learn from this. Talk to LITERALLY any other queer people outside of your bubble for fucks sake.#skips the queue#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED LATER TODAY. CAN WE PLEASE GO MORE THAN 2 SECONDS?!
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thackeroy · 1 year ago
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I got a bunch of thread and some yarn from the old women at my crafting group.
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foggyfanfic · 1 year ago
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Mirabel's Super Secret Adventure
Movie AU
Story Summary: Ever since her gift ceremony, Mirabel hasn't been allowed to do anything by herself. Which is fine, she's fine, she gets it. Mirabel is the miracles back up plan if anything goes wrong, she understands completely why her Abuela is so protective of her. And she's honored, really, to have been chosen for something so important. However. When she overhears her Tio Bruno and his wife talking about secret cracks, and discovers a hidden passage in the walls, Mirabel jumps at the chance to do something without her cousins being roped in to help her. (Can be read as a stand alone, or as a sequel to Love and Fury).
Or: Jared Bush said that things would have been very different if Bruno had had a solid relationship when he had Mirabel's vision. So this is how the movie might have gone if he had a wife and kids.
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Prologue: Mirabel's not Having a Good Brithday
Julieta paced back and forth at the base of Bruno’s tower. There was no way she had the energy to climb all those stairs after the night she’d had, but she was also too antsy to wait in the airy tent Bruno usually held story time in.
She didn’t understand what happened last night. How could Mirabel not get a gift? Even Bruno’s son had gotten a gift and all of Bruno’s kids were adopted.
Not that that made them any less a part of the family, of course, but it did make Mirabel’s lack of gift all the more confusing. There was a horrible part of Julieta that wondered if little Gabriel had somehow stolen the magic meant for her daughter. Unintentionally, of course, she knew her sweet little nephew would never do such a thing on purpose, but…
She sighed, for neither the first nor last time that day. 
Even if Gabriel had gotten the magic meant for Mirabel, that still wouldn’t explain why, or how this happened. And he was just as much a part of the family as any of the other kids, he had just as much right to the miracle as the rest of them.
But why didn’t her daughter get a gift?
Faintly, she heard a large door creak open, the groan of heavy wood parting with the stone doorway echoing off the canyon walls.
Julieta looked up at the rope and wood bridge, waiting.
Her Má had of course wanted a vision from Bruno as soon as the party was over. Thankfully, Bruno’s wife, Leandra, had been able to divert Alma’s attention to reassuring the villagers, while Pepa and Félix comforted the other kids. So Bruno had spent the night with Julieta and Agustín, comforting Mirabel or helping to distract the other children as needed.
There was no putting their Má off forever though, and as soon as Bruno had run out of excuses (and Leandra out of distractions) he was ushered up to his tower.
Where he was taking his damn sweet time.
Julieta huffed and shifted her weight from one foot to another, continuing to watch the bridge. Eventually, they walked across it, Leandra holding the vision and Bruno flinging his hands about in his usual way as he spoke.
His words didn’t carry down to Julieta, but the tension in his voice did.
Leandra rushed down the stairs, quickly pulling ahead of Bruno. She gave Julieta a tight smile, but passed her by with the vision in hand.
“Bruno will explain everything,��� Leandra said, in a single breath as she all but jogged by. Julieta didn’t get the chance to even open her mouth to protest. 
She sighed again and turned back to Bruno.
Who was still taking his damn sweet time.
“Ay, Bruno por favor,” she shouted up at him, “hurry up, my nerves are frayed as it is.”
“Right, right, right,” she heard him say, although not loud enough that she thought he might be saying it to her. It didn’t matter though because he did pick up the pace, soon she could hear his sandals slapping against the stone steps. When he finally got to her he stared at her, wringing his hands.
Julieta looked at him expectantly.
“It’s not Mirabel’s fault,” Bruno blurted.
“Of course not,” Julieta agreed immediately, “what isn’t Mirabel’s fault? Her not getting a gift, or-?”
“Or,” Bruno answered, with a nervous little chuckle.
“Bruno,” she groaned, about to mention again how nervous she already was.
“Right, yes, right, sorry,” Bruno held up his hands, a silent plea for patience she didn’t have, “somethings happening to the miracle, it’s not Mirabel’s fault, but she is at the center of it. I think.”
“Y-you think? What’s happening to the miracle? Why-?”
“I don’t know,” Bruno shook his head, wringing his fingers, “this vision, it was, it was different Juli. There was no one answer, no clear path. Literally all I know for sure is that something is happening to the miracle and Mirabel is probably at the center of it.”
Julieta absorbed this very vague and ominous statement then faintly asked, “Where is Leandra going?”
Bruno flinched, “To uh, to lie to Má about it.”
“What?!”
“Juli, it’s me we’re talking about, people always expect the worst from my visions, a-and if they see the one I just had… we need a plan,” Bruno sighed, at first looking tired, then he stood up straight, an increasingly rare occurrence, “we need to make sure people don’t blame Mirabel for whatever is about to happen.”
Julieta opened her mouth, then closed it, and nodded, “Fine, alright. So, what’s the official story?”
“-Bruno wasn’t able to see what exactly is going to happen to the miracle, but he did see this,” Leandra held the vision up to Alma, so that it showed the house in its broken state.
Alma gasped and put a hand to her mouth.
“Wait, watch,” Leandra breathed, then shifted the tablet just a little so the house seemed to repair itself, “whatever’s coming, the miracle is ready to fix itself.”
Alma breathed out a long sigh of relief, “And what is Mirabel’s part in all this?”
Leandra swallowed her guilt, looked Alma in the eye, and said, “She is a backup reservoir for the magic. See, the miracle will need her there in order to fix itself. The miracle didn’t skip her, instead of giving her a gift it stored some of itself in her.”
It wasn’t technically a lie, she tried to reassure herself, in fact it might even be true. It was Bruno’s top theory of what the vision meant. So technically she wasn’t lying to her mother in law, she was just… potentially wrong.
Alma slowly took the tablet from her hands, shifting it back and forth. Leandra watched her, reminding herself over and over that this was for Mirabel. Being married to Bruno had taught Leandra exactly how damning a bad reputation could be, how hard it was to escape such things. It didn’t matter how hard she campaigned for him, what changes he made, or how many children showed up to his weekly story time. He would always be Bad Luck Bruno to half the village.
They couldn’t let the same thing happen to Mirabel.
All the same, she hated (potentially) lying to her mother in law. Leandra looked up to Alma, she admired her, and she felt a great deal of sympathy for everything Alma had faced. And that wasn’t even touching on how grateful Leandra was.
Alma was always one of the most ardent protectors of Leandra’s children, nobody was allowed to so much as imply that Leandra and Bruno’s kids weren’t real Madrigals, not if there was anything Alma could say about it. It was already so hard to reassure Gabriel that he was welcome in the family, if they hadn’t had Alma’s staunch support, Leandra wasn’t sure they would have gotten this far.
And now Leandra was lying to Alma. Through her teeth.
Maybe.
“Of course it's Mirabel,” Alma suddenly chuckled, “that sweet girl could hold the whole world in her heart.”
“She really could,” Leandra agreed, wholeheartedly.
Bruno’s second most likely theory was that Mirabel was going to do something to fix whatever was happening, and Leandra had come up with plenty of half truths that would have convinced Alma of that fact despite how damning the vision looked. And she would have used those half truths, if not for Luisa, Julieta, and Bruno himself.
It was something her, Félix, and Agustín often grumbled about, how much pressure their spouses and children faced from the village. And from Alma.
It was too late to save the others, but not Mirabel.
So, she and Bruno had decided to cast Mirabel in a passive role. It was true she could turn out to be the hero of this piece, but she shouldn’t have to be forced into it. She shouldn’t have to spend her whole life on her toes, devoting her entire existence to one day doing what the village expected.
Mirabel deserved the chance to just… be a kid.
Alma sobered, “So the miracle is in danger?”
“Sí, but we don’t know from what,” Leandra sighed and shook her head, “just that as long as Mirabel is safe, there’s hope of the miracle healing itself.”
Alma nodded, “Good. Now come, sit with me. We need to figure out what we’ll tell the village. The last thing we want is for them to panic.”
“Agustín, mi amor,” Tía Julieta greeted her husband with a kiss on the cheek, “how much do you trust me?”
“With my life,” Tío Agustín answered immediately, “why?”
“And what would you do to keep our daughter safe?” 
“Anything, why? Juli, what’s happening?”
Tía Julietta sighed, “I can’t tell you everything.”
“What? Why not,” his frown was audible through his tone.
“Because you are terrible at keeping secrets, and that’s exactly what we need to do to keep Mirabel safe,” Tía said.
“Ah. I see. What sort of secret?”
“The official story for last night is that the miracle has stored a piece of itself away in Mirabel’s heart in case it is ever in danger,” there was a pause, “the official story.”
“Right. And I take it there is an unofficial story?”
“Sí, and the fewer people know, the better.”
Tío Agustín sighed very deeply, “Will I get to hear it someday?”
“Sí, we think about ten years from now,” Tía Julietta’s voice was muffled, hands scraped up and down over fabric. They were probably hugging.
“Ten years,” he breathed, then sighed again, “I can wait ten years. For our daughter.”
There was a pause, then Tía Julieta began to sniffle, “Ay, sorry, sorry, I’m just so-. I am so many things right now, one of them being in love with you and another being incredibly grateful my children have you as a father.”
Lips pressed against smooth skin and smacked very quietly, “No need to apologize mi amor, we’re both very tired. And I’m certainly not about to complain about you being in love with me.”
They devolved into gross, cuddly talk after that, so Dolores tuned them out in favor of listening to Tía Leandra help Alma come up with a lie to cover the Official Story, that was also, apparently, covering the Unofficial Story. 
If it weren’t involving her family, she would say this was almost as good as one of Tío Bruno’s stories.
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springysprongy · 2 years ago
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So autism for him
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pokimoko · 9 months ago
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if you're still doing the critter series/are okay w/ requests, could i perhaps trouble you for an aroace (the pretty orange and blue one, i like it bc it looks like a sunset!) flag pigeon? i really loved the aro pigeon and im a huge pigeon lover in general so i am so very biased but it's just so cute! secondary follow up question: if you do could i use it for a pfp (with credit ofc!!!)?
if not, that is SO TOTALLY FINE!!! /gen keep up the good work <3
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A pigeon for you, lovely! And absolutely you can use it as a PFP. Enjoy!
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oidheadh-con-culainn · 7 months ago
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the problem i have with buying newly released books is that i simply do not want a hardback. not only because they all cost £20 but that's certainly a factor. but also because i do not enjoy holding them
and yet the ebooks are also all like £12 these days which is. frankly. rude. if i'm going to pay that much i should get a physical object. i just wish it wasn't a hardback
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mydarlingdearestdead · 3 months ago
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Orion, perhaps cruelly, flashed their blinding smile.
"I hate your guts." They crooned, "And I wish you were dead."
Elton shrugged, "I'd make a pretty corpse for you. It's understandable. All done up in my best suit... Just for you, Ri."
Orion swallowed harshly, their tongue like sandpaper. They protested weakly, though with unimpeded passion, "That is not what I said."
Elton grinned, matching their previous gaiety, "Don't worry, babe. I wanna be cremated. Bit of a fear of being buried alive, if I'm being honest."
Mutely, Orion nodded. They made a valiant attempt to regulate their breathing in the silence that followed, as well as to calm their racing heart.
Elton chuckled softly, "Orion O'Hara, are you blushing?"
"I..." Orion faltered, "It is good for the circulation."
"Sure." Elton's face split in a bright Cheshire grin, "Sure it is, my love. Whatever you say."
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idliketobeatree · 10 months ago
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*watching any straight rom-com ever* one must imagine a butch lesbian in the place of this man, happy
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six-seasons-andamovie · 6 months ago
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Janet's beam of homosexuality
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thateclecticbitch · 2 years ago
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Gay/bi cis men and gay/bi trans men actually have a lot more in common with each other than either group tends to think they do, and its tragic that many people from both groups have been convinced that they could never even see a glimmer of themself in the other.
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gonna-get-monched · 6 months ago
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idk i like vore and didn't want to reblog on my main
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