#holy shit that turnaround time

[justletmeon12]

Email Conversation

Mom (responding 6h later to email): Why are you up at 2 am? Everything okay?

Me: Everything's fine, mother. I went to my friend's bachelorette party last night - I'd just returned home.

Mom (less than 2 minutes later): Men aren't allowed at bachelorette parties.

Me: The bride's nonbinary.

[marciliedonato]

So... Apparently UA s4 is a massive flop.... I'm not saying we need to start bullying* showrunners and writers and networks/streamers (*putting pressure on them to do right by beloved pieces of media with passionate fan bases so much so that they feel they'll get the guillotine if they do anything less than perfect and justice by the story/characters) but.... We need to start bullying showrunners and writers and networks/streamers again. These mfs have gotten too comfortable

[sillygoblinantics]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

I’ve held my tongue for too long about my feelings on madhouse but fucking hell!

Unless by some fucking act of arceus or universe hands me the fucking concept art that went into this horrible webcomic- I got room to rip and tear!

This is:

Goblin’s Valid Autopsy of Lily Orchard’s PokéMadhouse

Before we go forward!

Hi. I’m Gobbo or Bri (pick ya poison), I’m a current student at Savannah College of Art and Design (as for campus I ain’t saying nothing) Im working on my bachelors in Animation and minoring in Creative Writing. My Concentration starting as 2d animation later switching it to Story and Concept in animation (back in 2021). I started in 2019 and it’s… 2024 now. Don’t judge me! I’ve been mentored by comic artist, storyboarders and many more in the industry! I’ve taken storyboarding and a plethora of writing classes to have enough qualifications under my belt to properly discuss the shit writing, lacking worldbuilding, disorganized plot hole ridden lore/arcs and horrible inconsistent art. So let’s not waste another moment and dive fucking in!

Story:

I’m not using Lily’s self review tvtropes to cover this. It’s disingenuous ego stroking at full blast.

We follow the highs and lows that are the “will they won’t they” relationship between the stated as sisters, Lily and her Gardevoir, G (yes that’s her fucking name). In a Sunday newspaper comic page esc structure. With bits and pieces of trivia and lore that rarely comes up if not to push and pull sympathy points for lilys self insert as she gets assaulted and violated in physical and mental ways. An arc being called “Violate” and later following the would be time span for gestation of a baby that would then become the labeled cryptid child.

I’m gonna be real there’s no point in reading it because the moment something big happens out of the blue there wasn’t a page missing to explain it which god fucking dammit Lily do I need to give you one of those brainframe sheets or outline templates if you decide to write a story? Because I’ll gladly provide them!

How do you consider yourself a fucking writer at all with your fundamental lack of care for lore and story like- for fucks sake woman it won’t kill you!

Characters

Lily

G

Mikayla

Marah

Bonnie

Mismagius

Other hardly seen or used Pokémon that get thrown away out of nowhere

Countless stolen ocs

And Dr Ponytail (yes that’s the fucking name of one of the “antagonists” and I’ve reread it so many times and found nothing!)

Lily has her “antagonists” being either ex friends or partners or someone who tries to call out bullshit! Fucking hell, the way Lily has g written it’s hard to not see HER AS ONE!

You have all these characters and you neglect so many of them to focus on making your favorite Dollies kiss and scissor or do nothing!

You don’t punish actual rapists either like legit what do you do when your Pokémon who’s been raised like a sister your whole life admits to mindfucking you in a weird soul bond type deal (that you wrote the explanation of yourself), then out of fear swaps dna of a Pokémon of her CRITICALLY ENDANGERED SPECIES can match with to save it with your own dna to baby lock you to staying together, what’s the thing you decide to write?

Case in point: stick an entire cactus up your urethra Lily.

I need a break from this… I’m moving on to the art misdirection.

Lily you are the one commissioning these panels from Mikayla. Meaning you are telling her how to draw these making you the literal art director of this shitty comic!

You want my advice?

USE MODEL SHEETS

Like holy shit. I need to copy paste my spiel about what it is one second:

Make a turnaround for your character(s)!

(Excluding front and back you need to make left and right versions of the rest!)

Front

Back

over-the-shoulder

3/4 view

profile

expression sheets

color pallet reference

(if it’s online/digital rgb if it’s for print it’s cmyk)

include the hexcodes for artists if it’s a small production!

lineup for height and scale for comparison to:

other characters

backgrounds

props

etc.

elements of the world + floor plan in small settings

action poses

hair guide (trust me it’s important)

these are the elements every artist who wants to tell a visual story be it animated or comic always needs:

✨A PITCH BIBLE✨

And Lily, if you’re making any story that is

A. Tied to an existing property

B. Has real world/geopolitical/historic relation

C. Needing a basic understanding to science

Do everyone and yourself a favor

AND DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH IN MLA FORMAT INSTEAD OF SOMEONE ELSES OPINIONS AND YOUR ASS OF HOLDING BULLSHIT!

Class

Dismissed

Your homework is to get these books:

[yourdakg]

Donation Found!

Remember Ryder? The SoCal pretty boy who was depressed that his life was a vapid, superficial, and party focused existence? He contacted Turnaround Technologies to ask, nay plead for a new body and a new life. See his Donation Request Form.

If only it were that simple. Turnaround Technologies utilizes some of the most advanced science on the market. When a body is fully adjusted, it's a slow and sometimes torturous process! If it was as simple as switching brains, that would be one thing. But the subjects have to physically transform into one another, and then brainwaves are overwritten. Chemistry, genetics, biology, and psychology are all involved in this elaborate process.

So Ryder had to come up with the $325,000 fee. Luckily, he had money saved and he was able to sell off the red Mustang convertible and his yellow Yamaha Sport Bike to meet the target. The final straw was giving up the deed to his WeHo apartment. Don't tell him, but his donor bought the items! Isn't that funny? He covered the rest with personal loans! Well, a little bit of debt won't hurt.

Let's remind you of where Ryder is starting his journey:

And now let's the see information plate for his donor. I think he'll be very pleased! After this, he'll never have to worry about being surrounded by vapid, beautiful people and fending off pesky pool party invites! Yes, this is the ideal swap partner for Ryder.

Meet Dr. Pervus Fondler. And wouldn't you know it? Dr. Fondler was a doctor in Ryder's hometown! They actually know each other. The good doctor cares very deeply for Ryder and was pained when he heard about his current circumstances. He decided that his job as a physician meant he had to step up and give the ultimate sacrifice! You know what they say: First Do No Harm.

Donor Statement: While I am nervous about the process, I am confident that I will give Ryder a new future, one where he won't have to worry about all that vanity and his gym obsession. True freedom for the boy!

Thank you, doctor, for going the extra mile for your patients. Turnaround Technologies will prepare the Exchange Chambers. Both subjects will be stripped down and cleansed before being placed in metallic, moisture wicking bikinis while our technicians prepare for the process:

Now that Ryder is dressed and the drugs are injected into his system, it's time to introduce him to his generous benefactor. I hope he has a positive reaction to the kind of man he will become. Let's check in!

Patient Statement: No! Holy shit! No, not Pervus the Perv! You can't put me in that. Don't force me into that body! I'd be going from a perfect ten to a zero. Please! No... LET GO. Please, oh my God. No, I thought it would be another buff guy like me. I change my mind, I changed my mi--**UMPH HRRMPH**

It's not clear why Ryder objected so strongly to his partner. Maybe it was the shock of knowing who the doctor was from earlier in his life. At any rate, he paid the fee and signed the paperwork so there is, quite literally, no going back. Swaps of this nature are once in a lifetime and, of course, quite permanent.

Subject had to be forcibly gagged and sedated.

Add another $125,000 for the service. Ryder sure is going to pay a lot of money for his new life!

When he came to in the chamber, Ryder was pounding on the door. I think he was crying. His oversize genitalia were mashed against the glass in his silver pouch. It was quite the sight. When the whirr of the machine began and the paralyzing blue light hit, his eyes went crossed. He fell backwards and pumped his hips in the air. Well, the erection is to be expected. I've heard the process somewhat erotic, though painful.

It takes a couple days and the exchange unstable during that time, but I am happy to report the following:

Donor Report: I feel good. Very good. I'm probably going to move to SoCal, sort of take over Ryder's apartment. I'll probably start using his name now too. Don't wanna confuse people. I don't even have my old, perverted urges. I hope he's comfortable with the mental traits foisted on him. Oh... he wants to take picture of me? Ha, okay. I'll flex for $100. Recipient Report: What do you mean I can't go back *whimper* why do I feel so strange. I'm already out of breath. Give it back! What do you mean a name change is included in the package *sob* MY NAME IS PERVUS NOW??!?! Oh. I have to take his medical practice in my shithole hometown? Oh God! I just... oh goodness, seeing it from this angle it's such a fine body. So tight and firm! At least flex for me, my boy? A little. So I can snap a few pics and... use them later. Eehehe. Oh God, what have I become?

[abrisaber]

Okay I actually finished the episode this time and holy shit what a turnaround.

Now this episode isn't perfect, obviously, but to be honest it might be the best of Season 2's character writing. Millie ACTUALLY trying to sympathize with Blitzo and apologize while Blitzo actually tries to get his shit together is just perfect.

It feels SO GOOD to actually have someone in this fucking show who doesn't treat Blitzo like complete shit while also not sucking up to him. Blitzo's self destructive episode is obnoxious and harmful and he is doing damage to the people around him, but he's also deeply, deeply wounded and Millie is mature enough to see that and give him support while also not downplaying what he's doing.

Yes Blitzo is absolutely stepping out of line, but Millie can see WHY he's behaving like that. She can relate to Blitzo because she's also had feelings on inadequacy and she gives Blitzo the support he's always given to her.

Legitimately if you told me that scene and the scene in Full Moon with Stolas were written by the same people, I wouldn't believe you. THIS is how you show Blitzo's bad actions as a response to his emotional trauma hurting people, NOT like that shit in Full Moon where he turns down the love proposal from the privileged asshole that's been sexually harassing him for the entirety of their relationship and can't take no for a fucking answer.

[drill-teeth-art]

Hi hi hi! I’ve mentioned a few times that I’ve been trying to move out of my parents’ place to finally go live with my partner! And I’m finally super close to my goal! Only about $1000 to go in my savings! My job I have right now is pretty physically demanding, so I figured I’d open up some quick, cheap commissions to try and make the last of my savings faster! Sooo…

Give me 15 USD, and I’ll make one traditional doodle like these for you! It can be a bust or half body. 5 USD extra for full body and 10 USD extra to add another character if you like! DM me if you’re interested!

These are supposed to have a pretty quick turnaround, and I’m doing them on paper. So I ask a reference to be provided and unfortunately I cannot make edits to these when they’re complete.

I can take payment through PayPal or Cashapp!

If you would prefer to just send me money directly for my savings, first things first holy shit I would really appreciate that!

And my cash tag is $sketchyshark

But absolutely no pressure! I am in stable housing right now. It’s not an emergency.

Reblogs for this are very much appreciated! I’d love to do a bunch of these commissions to help get the last of my savings in order! Thank everyone for the support!

[maybeamiles]

Small investigations 2 stuff before i go to bed:

Holy fucking shit holy fucking shit i love this game I love how every loose end from the previous cases comes back to bite us in the ass

I love how they still keep bringing back the theme of fatherhood and SPECIFICALLY lost fathers. Like this whole game happened because 4 fathers left their sons (3 because they were murdered, 1 because he's a deadbeat dad)

EUSTACE MY BOY. MY STUPID SON. I love that we brought back the 3rd act prosecutor turnaround for this game and the WAY EUSTACE FITS INTO THE THEMES OF SHITTY FATHER/SON RELATIONSHIPS AUGH

Speaking of Eustace: "Oh no, he's too traumatized to speak! Time to MIND CHESS HIM." - funniest and most heartwarming shit in the game.

^ literally my favorite scene in the case it felt so fucking real and genuine and KIND. "Im not a good person" my ass Mr. Edgeworth you helped talk an abused teenager down from a panic attack and gave him a new path forward in life. You helped him reach the point where he was ready to cut off his abuser and stand up for himself.

^^ I love how much edgeworth has grown from his introduction in AA1. I need to make an entire thing on that. (And why i don't like the AAI1 case with bratworth)

Love how many "OH" moments I've had with the final case, and how I can look for hints within the game itself when I need them.

Also i love the little film set details. Wish there was more crew besides penny but I kinda get why there aren't for gameplay reasons.

Finally: I look up fanart for stuff as I play through it pretty regularly and let me just say: I understand the evil clown fanart now. Oh my god am I glad that I didn't figure out what the evil clown fanart meant. I would not make a great real life detective.

[cursezoroark]

alrighty so as of now ive officially completed reborn!!!! postgame and all in one big pile. Specifically Lin Determination Route! this post is just a giant review of what i thought and felt throughout about the whole thing. i do want to say as a big summary that i had an overall very very positive experience with this game, and rllly rllllllly appreciate the effort put into this game's everything. it has a ton of heart in it, and i think thats wonderful. This is probably one of the most fun experiences I had playing pokemon tbh. here is my main team overall!

that being said this review Will include complaints because i do have them. and the fact that this is very opinionated, i am not a professional and may have missed a thing or two. so this is a disclaimer here. ok? alrighty.

reborn huh? lets sort it out into categories.

story: alrighty lets kind of get into this. I think the story in itself is rlly. super inflated. And i do think its due to the rapid rapid turnarounds with certain characters, or some jumpcuts in tone. now i do understand this game originated because of an online league and people roleplaying this out, so it being stitched together im not too tilted from this. But it does bug me at times here and there. and sometiems the exposition dumps get me. I did not need 5 minutes of Radomus explaining his whole story for like 5-8 minutes after the glass factory gauntlet in one place. With little to no buildup. that irked me a ton. On the positives, i also think that the super inflation does leave to some crazy shit happening to the point where you can kind of say "yeah ok sure what the hell" and go on with it. not everything needs an explanation. I did rllllly enjoy certain arcs though, from the orphanage breakout to the labradorra tournament. Titania and Amaria amazed me to bits and pieces i loved that storyline. Glass factory gauntlet went crazy and i rlly liked the pacing on shelly's development to try to gain more confidence.

Characters: One thing i super loved is the distinctiveness of each character presented in this story. I rlllly loved how easy it was to distinguish the other by the way they speak or respond, and how much character that gives them. But i will say some things that rlly itch at me is some of the emptyness some of them have. i feel that some of them suffer greatly from the fact that there are So Many Featured characters, even with how huge this game is, there's not rlly development in places where they should be. this gripe particularly goes to Bennett. His switch was so drastic to me that i felt like honestly there was smth missing. like i skipped from beginning to end there. i felt like i was kind of being shoved that in this weird gap of time where he was with elias that he suddenly came to some sort of epiphany of how he acted off-screen. some of the character growth is also kind of spitten at me too if that makes sense, like they have to physically tell me how they've changed, rather than doing a demonstration of how they changed from start to finish in the first place. that irked me in some areas here and there. the focus was kind of all over the place. however. postgame did do some favors to giving some characters the limelight they needed. Alistasia im staring at you i hope you never change. and giving a little extra wiggle room to others to conclude their own arcs (florinia, Cain, etc.)

Battles: holy shit i love the battling here. This game has the (imo) most organic battles of the rebornverse games and its soooo much fun figuring out ways to knock them off their horses. In many main battles there's often a gimmick that goes with the character you're battling which I thought was super clever on its own, like Taka's sun team (an eruption of feelings and actual desire) when he got revived. i thought that was fun as hell. or Craudberry's team with the aim to get flower garden up to lvl 5 by the end of the battle? amazing. i rlly have nothing bad to say about the battling, its tough, its awful with pulse 252 but its not impossible, and crackable. it was the highlight of the series to me. however i did admittedly cheese a few. no shame in my bones though i love cheese.

Mapping/Region: oh i love a Big Navigable City. and i also love changing maps. so you can bet i enjoyed that reborn city renovation. Honestly not much else to say here, it was generally rlly cool.

Game Progression: Honestly i just used a guide for the puzzles because im not a puzzle guy, i would honestly have been stuck at a part forever. no shame in that. so for that im not rlly going to include that in this Opinion Review. i do enjoy how complex it is though, i know some puzzle lovers would love to crack into this game. i do think the tm pacing and move tutor availabilities are super super fair, its not enough to give you an advantage completely but enough to make sure that there Is an out if you know what to do.

this is my character tierlist overall! you can ask about a particular guy for details on why if ur curious! or rag on me or smth lmao these are subject to change maybe months or weeks later.

[greenplantlizard]

gokaiger episodes 37-38, Special DVD & 39-43!!!

the Plot has truly begun ramping up,,,, shiver me timbers, we're really in it now,,,,, so uh,,,,,,,,,, beware of potential spoilers?

i have become completely unable to handle the tension between barizorg and joe holy shit

warz really said "fuck you old man lemme attem"

it worked though

ooo i love a good episode where the team just has to Survive on minimal resources

HOLY SHIT JOE AND CID GAYEST MEN ALIVE

NOOOOOO WHO PUT THIS TRAGEDY HERE

man and i thought machalcon's engine soul was huge

WARZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i dont have much to say about the special dvd, just that watching it directly after episode 38 makes it unintentionally much funnier, like, my god insarn waited all of 2 seconds to make a new barizorg huh

megarangerrrrrrrr

wait why is doc helping people with schoolwork making me emotional nooooooo

basco is so funny now he's lost the keys, he can't summon backup, so he just plants 1 million bombs actually

yakiniku reference!!! i pointed, i clapped

DOMON is our timeranger rep???????

OH MY GOD THAT'S HOW THEY'RE IN THE VS MOVIE?????

matrintis had a quick turnaround on those bb nails huh

thank you for reminding me of all the people who have ever fucked, gokaiger

at last, evil emperor evil mcevil!!!

noooo not ahim's tragic backstory,,,,,,

she truly is the heart of the team,,,

damaras is PISSED

i can just see him walking up to basco, going "YOU HAD ONE JOB", then turning away a little and more calmly saying "I... Had one. Job." with a small quaver to his voice i can picture this so vividly

y'know, as much as it amounts to being a prank it's smart to fake that doc has amnesia considering this is the first time we see flashbacks for him

hmmmm basco is up to something

fucking CALLED IT

next time,,,, christmas?????????

[rhemaji]

Some musings abt the soon to be Precure season

So i took a look at the new website and bruhhh

they're so tacky looking and cute I love them! I'd actually gotten spoiled for Cure Wonderful and Cure Nyami's designs thanks to fanart on pixiv, and at the time I thought the season was going to have an Alice and Wonderland motif thanks to Wonderful's crown [thought she was gonna be like the queen of hearts but nope]. After checking out the website and trailer tho, it seems like the theme is more of a zoo and or animal companion theme. When I first realized that I thought to myself "wait haven't we been here before?" but thinking about it further Healing Good's theme was more along the lines of veterinarians and the earth[?] and Kira Kira Precure's was moreso just animals as window dressing/attack inspo with sweets being the main theme so I suppose we're not technically retreading old ground here. Speaking of not retreading old ground- HOLY SHIT THE MAIN CURE IS A DOG??

Just like...a full on dog dog bruh, like dang man I never thought i'd see the day where we'd essentially get a fairy leading the team. It seems like the team's split into both humans and animals, with Cure Nyami definitely being that white cat

This is exciting! I love that Precure's held onto having fairies transform into humans, it's so heckin fun! Back to the designs- In order of my favorite to least favorite it's Cure Nyami [look at that hair bruh! she is beauty, she is grace]

Cure Friend [the poncho and hair are my fav]

Cure Wonderful [she looks like such a peppy kid awwww]

and lastly Cure Lillian [her arm thingies remind me of Futari Wa and I adore that ribbon]

Honestly, I think this may be the first time since Kira Kira Precure that I've been immediately on board with the designs. I ended up loving Hirogaru's over time but at first glance, I couldn't get over how weird they looked [never fully ended up liking Cure Wing's design but still love the character]. The only thing I dislike about them is Lillian's headband, and the big heart on Friend's shoes. I'm sort of a big sucker for poofy/frilly skirts, long straight hair, and ponchos so I feel well-fed. I'm especially looking forward to seeing them all in motion, especially Lillian since based on her turnaround she seems to have a bit of sass to her. Based on Nyami's turnarounds/previews she seems to be more of a kuudere[?] type which isn't something we've gotten for a main cure in a while. There's also all of these guys just hangin' out on the site too

Can't wait to see what these lil guys can do, hoping that they'll be connected to powerups and maybe even special outfits/attacks [really enjoyed it when Happiness Charge did that]. But maaaan this is so cool. It seems like ever since Hirogaru decided to play around with Precure conventions they're going all out with unique approaches to the formula. One thing I hope they continue doing this season tho, is keeping the fighting style as a literal fighting style like super sentai where they actually throw punches. I love Kira Kira, but there's only so many times [like 2] that I can watch someone fight by pointing a wand at something before I start skipping the battles. Really loved how Hirogaru frequently would have the characters strategize in battle, it really kept me engaged even if I always know how it'll end. All-in-all, it's sad to see Hirogaru go, but I'm excited with what new stories await in the new season! ^^

[jellogram]

The turnaround time between my bosses finding out I can code a little bit and them giving me a coding task is really funny because our team is so artsy and hippie. They really went holy shit one of the weird boho freaks on our travel team knows what a trigger property is, fuckin get her

[bongosblorbos]

my supernatural rewatch reviews: season 2

jk i did season 2 tonight also. personally i'd consider this one of my favorite seasons, but it's only #3 out of the kripke based on ratings. again this falls victim to having some amazing episodes sandwiched by duds. my least favorite episode was probably Everybody Loves a Clown with a score of 5 for pretty obvious reasons, although I do like establishing Sam's fear of clowns. that's good. my most favorite episode was In My Time of Dying, this has gotta be like a top 5 for the whole show for me. average rating was 7.23!

here's the detailed reviews:

01 In My Time of Dying Dude I full on Swayzed that mother. —10

02 Everybody Loves a Clown Points given: Dealing with Dad’s death. DEAN FIXING BABY (plus one million.) DEAN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BABY (minus 1 point, plus 2 for being hot). Jo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ash!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t remember him but I love him. My little mullet man math genius. Points taken: The clown plot was so bad. I do not give a shit. Or a piss. Not even a fart. —5

03 Bloodlust HUGE DEANEPISODE!!!!!!! Hating on Dad episode! Dean actually does not want to be a hunter for the rest of his life! Dean critiques dad and Sam defends him so that’s a fun lil turnaround. Gordon! FUN monster of the week. FRESH IDEAS. Character focus integrated into the plot very well so all very interesting. —10

04 Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things Pros: What’s dead should stay dead. Single man tear. Cons: Plot. I was bored. —6

05 Simon Said A woman kills herself by lighting herself on fire after covering herself with gasoline and Dean doesn’t make a Zoolander joke. This is a criminal offense. We know Dean watched Zoolander (Blue Steel). He would totally reference that. I LOVE the little mind control guy. Evil twin is cheesy but fun to watch. —7

06 No Exit I feel like I should’ve enjoyed this more but I was doing abstract algebra notes while I was watching so that didn’t help. Joepisode. I love her so much. I think they could’ve done so much more with Jo and Dean’s relationship. This was literally Jo and Dean fake dating and they did NOTHING about it. None!!!!!!!!! Tragedy. Idk plot was boring and it felt very much like it was on a little mini set, no interaction with the outside world. Boohoo. So much potential wasted. —5

07 The Usual Suspects Sam and Dean suffer the legal consequences of their actions :0 Fun movie references that I didn’t get but were enjoyable nonetheless. —7

08 Crossroad Blues John is in hell confirmed :) —8

09 Croatoan Honestly they missed a lot with the plot. It felt very much like a scapegoat plot so they could just make Sam and Dean talk about their problems. It could’ve been way more interesting and interactive with the real world, but instead felt isolated and superficial. Boohoo. That said, many amazing moments still give it a lot of points. I’m gonna say this one time, you make a move on him and you’ll be dead before you hit the ground, do you understand me, do I make myself CLEAR?! You got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers? Not anymore. —9

10 Hunted Boring! Boring! Sam episode. Where’s Dean —5

11 Playthings Plot was integrated AMAZING into this episode, it felt very rooted in the plot and real consequences in the real world, but still managed to address a lot of Sam and Dean issues! Haunted house! Scooby Doo reference. Drunk Sam king of appropriate and logical transitions. Dean says MILF on screen. —7

12 Nightshifter Boys suffer legal consequences for their actions again. I was very stressed, thought the shifter was gonna be Sam or Dean the whole episode. Fun but no standouts in my head, but I was doing homework while watching so there’s that. —7

13 Houses of the Holy Dean listening to “led zeplin- kashmir” while we listen to Nazareth “Hair of the Dog” implications. Dean keeps talking about how he doesn’t believe in angels bbgorl just you wait. Just You Wait. Unfortunately I was overall a bit bored by the actual episode but I was also very distracted by the Zeppelin thing it is still bothering me. —6

14 Born Under a Bad Sign Dude you had a girl inside you for like a whole week. That’s kinda naughty. —7

15 Tall Tales VERY fun storytelling to Bobby with differing POV. Plus Dean getting beat up by beautiful women in heels and lingerie. —9

16 Roadkill Very easy to predict the twist but it was fun. Beautiful woman who is the actress for our main ghost girl looks so familiar I’m gonna lose my mind. —6

17 Heart I see the Sam appeal. I See It. feelings Felt. Wow. Sam looking back :( Dean’s flinch :(( —7

18 Hollywood Babylon Gilmore girls joke!!! Filming in Canada meta reference. Dean is a pop culture nerd and a slut. Enjoyable but not good necessarily. —5

19 Folsom Prison Blues “What are you, from Texas?” Ghost is boring. Ooohoohooo evil nurse. But Dean looks DELECTABLE. Chomp. —6

20 What Is and What Should Never Be The implications. —9

21 All Hell Breaks Loose (Part 1) Cried at the end. —8

22 All Hell Breaks Loose (Part 2) :(((((((((( —10

[smilesobrien]

WHAT idk if this is up to date but i saw comm prices you posted in the summer and are those prices real?? it says a piece like the one in charlie's pinned (b'elanna's three weed smoking girlfriends) would cost 40$?? possibly even australian dollars which would bring it to only 24€????? what!?!?! you are severely underpriced, i would've guesstimated that piece to be like 80€ or 100usd (which i'm aware is more but i usually expect slightly higher rates from usians since they have a higher cost of living esp if they have health problems which so many on tumblr do) and you're telling me it's twenty four euros??? if i were not literally struggling to buy groceries without accruing further debt rn, i would pounce holy shit

so first and foremost, THANK YOU for saying nice things about my work!! i really hope ur financial situation improves soon too, i know how much of a struggle it is

and also... it took me so long to answer bcuz i was overthinking it. as per usual. feel free to skip the below though lol

so i really wish i could say something about how i really considered the Artistic Worth(tm) of my work when pricing it, but, well... my main actual consideration was, how low could I go without making it just a total waste of my time? fact is, the two main factors in pricing for me are:

1- i work full time, so any artistic work cuts into my free time... which i'm kind of reluctant to give up... haha!!

2- we are on tumblr. this is the only website where i really have an audience, and it's the donation post website. (to be clear, no hate to donation posts- emergency comms are just donation posts for people who can't accept money without offering something in return even if they would be better off not doing that).

so factor 1 pulls the price up, because i can't be dragged away from my precious sitting around doing nothing time without a financial incentive, and factor 2 pulls it down, because receiving small amounts of money is still better than receiving no money at all, especially in times of financial distress.

on the subject of financial distress, though, i will admit i'm thinking of opening them again- dental work and car work aren't free SADLY, and there's a lot of that going on in my life right now. the only reason i haven't already is that it hasn't hit the point where i need money that i don't have RIGHT NOW, which was the case the time my old job screwed me right before rent was due and the time i turned out to owe the government taxes. is what it is!

final note- another factor, which is secondary to the other two but still influences my decisions somewhat- i'm fast. this is an adhd cliche, i know, but my 1-4 week turnaround time consists mostly of... trying to get myself to work! since you mentioned charlie's pinned, i might as well be real with you and say that was probably only about 2-3ish hours of actually working. i've streamlined my process down a lot over the years, because if i don't get things finished in one sitting it's very, VERY hard for me to finish them at all... so speed is key. At a rate like that, you're looking at between $13-$20/hr, which is a decent enough tradeoff that i feel it's worth it.

[blorbologist]

I am!! SO thrilled I was able to grab one of @jadequarze 's commission slots - their art of the CR ladies never fails to make me swoon, so of course I had to com something of Vex for my longfic.

Look at how good she looks in the Deathwalker’s Ward omg 🥺🥺🥺 Thank you again!

[imamajesticseahorse]

I can understand this. At my last job we went from a manager who was very organized, on top of things, and had a very clear vision. Yes, I think at times she was too stagnant and veered into micromanaging, but given the situation I also understand why she did some of the things she did. Cut to her leaving and her replacement is the polar opposite and I took on our marketing position. Holy shit. When people no longer had someone “keeping them in line” (I know, a totally ugly phrase, I’m sorry), they just took full advantage and were lazy and did whatever they wanted. My job depended on other people doing their job so it was a nightmare. I finally snapped and put my foot down and literally wrote up guidelines on how to work with my position (ex. I leave at 3:30 for the day, do not Teams me at 3:28 asking me a question that you know is going to take 15 minutes to answer, stop sending me stuff and expecting a turnaround time of less than a day when I have other things to do).

Yeah, I got looked at as a bitch. I was sad about leaving the position, not sad about leaving the bullshit that surrounded it behind.

[buckyhoney]

𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩, 𝐛.𝐛

a/n: here is a little bucky blurb! i just love somnophilia LMAO here ya go with my needy baby

pairing: needy!bucky barnes x reader

reblogs/feedback/likes are greatly appreciated & highly encouraged! however, DO NOT repost/steal ANY of my fics!

18+ warning

warnings: 18+, language, somnophilia, dub-con, oral (f), fingering

words: 700

The lights are turned off throughout the apartment. Bucky's careful not to be too loud when dropping his overnight bag in front of the mini hallway entrance- not wanting to disrupt your sleep.

Taking a quick turnaround trip with Sam and Steve seemed better at the moment. However, from the moment he facetimed you, fresh out of the shower and towel barely hanging on your breasts, Bucky's mind was stuck with the image of you the whole time.

The small increments where he was alone wasn't enough time to properly relieve himself- and he had hoped to be home before you had gone to bed.

Lights are off in the bedroom, the only source of light coming from the tv. Scenes of a random tv show plays on mute- perfectly illuminating your body.

The image of your body laying on the mattress with barely any clothing covering your most intimate parts of you causes the familiar ache Bucky had felt nearly all weekend to begin.

You shift in your sleep. Laying on your back with your legs parted, exposing your cunt- covered only by the small material of your panties.

Staring shamelessly, Bucky's mouth waters. Fog clouding his brain, only thoughts of finally being able to dip his tongue inside you. He pulls over his shirt and discards his sweats.

He can't help himself, not when your legs are spread in front of him, and your panties barely cover your folds.

Carefully, Bucky moves the blanket off of you. He knows the motion of pulling your panties off completely would wake you; he opts for moving them to the side. While doing so, a string of mumbled curses escapes through his clenched jaw.

Stomach flat on the mattress, he hooks your legs over his shoulders. Bucky's palms rest on your tummy.

Fast asleep, your body still reacts to his touch- dampening the closer his fingers get to your pussy.

His eyes lock on the glistening cunt.

"Look at you, soaked for me, even in your sleep." He blabbers to himself, trailing his fingers on the inside of your thigh.

Goosebumps cover your skin, shifting at the sensation. He's been put in a trance. His thumb glides over your folds, stopping at your clit, warming you.

Whining into your thigh,

"So fucking pretty,"

Peppering lazy wet kisses into them. The desire and hunger for a taste hijacked the goal of keeping quiet. His lips press against your folds, lapping up the arousal.

The drippy hole clenching around nothing, in desperate need to be filled.

Your body shudders at the sensation of his tongue swirling around your clit. The vibrations and pleasure pull you into a lighter sleep.

Bucky sucks on the nerve harshly. His nails dig into your hips as he grabs at your body, needing you closer to him.

Your chest rises and falls rapidly the closer he pushes you to your climax. Small whimpers and soft moans slip past your lips, jerking into his mouth.

"Missed this cunt, fuck," Bucky's tongue flickers your clit as his fingers join them.

Arousal coats his fingers as they slip inside you. Gasping in pleasure, your eyes flutter open. Your head lifts up to see Bucky sucking harshly and his fingers pumping in and out of you- not even acknowledging your consciousness.

" M'sorry princess, I couldn't help myself.” You're lost for words.

Your chest heaves, legs tremble and your hips dig into the mattress. The first wave of pleasure crashing into you. Fingers clawing at the sheets, balling them into your fists.

"Holy shit, Buck-" Bucky collects the arousal that's dripping from your hole.

The animalistic moan into your clit causes your hips to buck and your back to arch. Bucky feels your walls tighten around his fingers, curling one last time into your g-spot.

"Oh yes, cum around my fingers," He practically begs,

The bulge trapped by his boxers is throbbing- pulsating- begging for a release. With two fingers still stuffed inside you, he lifts his head to greet you.

"Hi, princess." He coos, watching your body twitch at the sensitivity.

"I've been thinking about this cunt all weekend- I just wanted a taste,"