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[downsteepy]

Hi! Any props on drawing chest hairs?

put this together very quickly but i included both ways that i do it ! i do typically just use a body hair brush to save time [ here are some free alternatives on the csp asset store , other programs i have no idea, but it is pretty simple to make your own brushes as well :) ] but i still manually draw it on paper or if i draw chibis !

[danieyells]

@2flowerz NOW I CAN POST THEM LOL HERE'S ED TO START WITH

PERVY OLD VAMPIRE IS AN ABSOLUTE GOOBER. . .he's also very very tired. But he has a very nice reaper taking care of him and a friendly dog that wants him to go outside more, so he has people who love and care for him even though he's. . .a little troublesome haha.

also I changed the format from previous posts and added the specific times and seasons and such for each dialogue! this should help lessen some confusion about how to get them.

Hello: (the first time the game is opened after that character is set as home screen NPC. Only happens once per day, unless the character is switched out and back.)

"Ah, there you are. I've a favor to ask of you— come to my room and I'll explain."

You've Got Mail: (whenever there's something in the inbox, usually Arena rewards)

"Oh? It appears we have some letters. Alas, my eyesight is not what it used to be. Read them out to me, would you?"

well maybe if you didn't stare at your tablet all day. . . .

Default: (requires no affinity, has no time constraints)

"I have much to learn about the human world... Rui is teaching me a lot, but I cannot seem to divorce myself of careless blunders."

y'know, it's good he's trying to learn anyway. 400 years old is never too late.

"What did I do before Darkwick? I eked out a humble existence in Eastern Europe. Hm? The most powerful vampire? No, those are just rumors. "

didn't you confirm it yourself in the main story though--also if he was living in eastern europe for the past 400-ish years i wonder if he saw lyca when he was young, even if in passing? then again eastern europe isn't exactly small.

"I was taken by a sudden whim to travel abroad. I had heard good things about Japan so I came over to play, but alas, I was captured."

so he went to japan just to have a nice time for a while but the Institute decided to keep him trapped in Darkwick. . .and then they didn't listen to any warnings or concerns he had. . .no wonder he doesn't give a shit what's going on around here, why would he? They abducted him while he was on vacation--and for what?

"I have no interest in harming humans. After all, they die so quickly. They should enjoy their short lives while they can."

"(cough cough) Oh, it's you... I'm feeling worse than usual today. I don't suppose you could carry me to bed?"

Affinity 1: (between 5am and 11am)

"(yawn) Good morning... What time is it? ...Still that early? Wake me up again at midday, would you?"

honestly Ed? Mood.

Affinity 2: (between 11am and 4pm)

"If this is about a mission, I can't help you, I'm afraid. I leave such day-to-day duties to Rui, so I suggest you ask him instead."

Affinity 3: (between 4pm and 8pm)

"I'm more or less confined to this house most days, for various reasons. I'm on my best behavior. But I'll do what I can to support you from the sidelines."

y'know, he's offering to help a little even at Affinity 3 and that counts for something in my book.

Affinity 4: (between 8pm and 5am)

"My favorite channel should be posting a new video at any moment... Sorry, but could we continue this tomorrow?"

you have not yet reached the stage of friendliness where you're more important than a youtube video lmao

Affinity 5: (between 8pm and 5am)

"I don't suppose you know where Rui is? How troubling... My YouTube video has stopped playing..."

well at this hour i'd check either the bar or his room???

Affinity 6: (between 4pm and 8pm)

"Oh, it hurts... I cannot seem to shake this ache in the place Rui touched me earlier... I think I'll rest a while."

so it seems like either his limbs pop off/part of him breaks open when Rui touches him, or he suffers a great deal of pain for an extended period of time, maybe his body actively fighting extremely rapid necrosis? Rui did say that he basically insta-kills anyone who isn't super strong, so Ed being in excruciating pain instead of dying or losing a limb now and then makes sense.

Affinity 7: (between 11am and 4pm)

"I can't survive much sunlight. Without my parasol, I can barely go outside... (sigh) It really is quite punishing..."

Affinity 8: (between 4pm and 8pm)

"Sounds like Lyca's having fun, from all that yapping. I think it's good for him to develop some temporary bonds with humans at this time in his life."

Affinity 9: (between 8pm and 5am)

"I felt the urge to go stargazing, so I went to a hill nearby, but Towa was there already and he chased me away."

TOWA STOP BEING MEAN HE actually he probably would have bothered you and if he smells like a corpse to you that would have been annoying even if he didn't talk to you BUT STILL DON'T BE MEAN.

Affinity 10: (between 10pm and midnight)

"You ought to be getting ready for bed. Me? Oh, I'll turn in soon... Just one more YouTube video."

Affinity 11: (between 5am and 11am)

"Are you going for a walk? Take care not to spend too long in the garden. Humans are rather susceptible to the miasma there."

WE NEVER DID LEARN ABOUT THE MIASMA. WHAT'S UP WITH THE MIASMA WHY'S THE AIR IN OBSCUARY FUNKY.

Affinity 12: (between 11am and 4pm)

"Do you realize that human society is controlled by a shady cabal of elites? There are many videos about it on YouTube."

I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR HIS LAPTOP TO BE TAKEN AWAY OR TIME ON IT RESTRICTED. . .HE'S INTO CONSPIRACY THEORY YOUTUBERS HE'S GONE TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBITHOLE

Affinity 13: (between 4pm and 8pm)

"The ghouls are rioting again? Ah ha ha ha, they certainly are full of energy. If you'll excuse me, I was in the middle of a YouTube video."

he simply does NOT GIVE A FUCK lmao the ghouls could be dying out there and he'd probably shrug it off. Maybe keep an eye on things with his sixth sense or have some bats watch. Maybe that's part of why so many ghouls dislike him? he doesn't have any concerns for their plights and problems?

Affinity 14: (between 5am and 11am)

"How strange... I can't find my other sock. I could have sworn I put it here... Have you seen it?"

Affinity 15: (between 5am and 11am)

"Lyca made a mess again? Ah ha ha ha. Try not to judge him too harshly—he's not human, after all."

i think even for non-humans there's some cleanliness to be strived for. . .even pigs are pretty clean animals from what I hear. . . .

Affinity 16: (between 11am and 4pm)

"Rui? Is my lunch ready yet? ...Oh, it's you. You wouldn't happen to be feeling heartsore, would you?"

he's asking if you're sad because he feeds off of tears more than blood. . . . .he wanted to see if you'd cry for him. . . . . . .wait how does Rui usually go about doing this!? Does he cry every day for him???

Affinity 17: (between 10pm and midnight)

"Rui has his tavern work at this hour. He made sure I had everything I needed before he left, though."

ed's all cozy in bed with a nice bottle of tears and his fully charged tablet, all the dirty laundry's off his floor and everything--and now you're here! everything is perfect.

Affinity 18: (between 8pm and 5am)

"Has night fallen already? Do keep in mind that my vitality returns at this hour. You really should be more careful."

i'm kinda getting Taiga vibes here where as his affinity goes up he kind of clearly wants to eat you more, except where Taiga kinda tried to keep away from doing it until Affinity 24 where he snaps and ties you down and starts hurting you, Ed just starts warning you 'you're in danger being around me right now' lol. When he tells you to be careful he makes the sadist face, so he is telling you to be careful around him specifically. . . .

Affinity 19: (between 10pm and midnight)

"You can't sleep? Come, close your eyes. I'll hold you in my arms until you surrender yourself to the land of slumber."

isn't Ed's skin cold. . .I feel like it may be hard to sleep like that for most people lol then again maybe he'd be perfect for temperature regulation?

Affinity 20: (between 5am and 11am)

"Ah, thank you for coming so early. I slept even worse than usual last night... The cleaning can wait. Let me rest my head on your lap, would you?"

'the cleaning can wait' huh. . .is this another Jin situation where he's started to expect you to clean up his room all the time lmao I MEAN RUI ONLY CLEANS IT ONCE A MONTH SO A LITTLE SUPPLEMENTARY CLEANING WOULDN'T HURT. . . .

Affinity 21: (between 11am and 4pm)

"How are you finding Obscuary? Anomalies live quite differently to humans, so you're adapting to it remarkably well... Perhaps you're predisposed?"

'hey i know you're probably scared about becoming an anomaly that will harm your loved ones and all but you may already be showing signs so you should just stop worrying and join us!' also do they really live so differently. . .so far the main difference is cleanliness lmao

Affinity 22: (between 4pm and 8pm)

"My, where did the time go? Talking to you is just so relaxing. Why? Perhaps it's because I know I could feast upon you at any moment."

in Japanese he says something like "The sense of security of being able to strike at any moment"--he's saying he could bite you and you're so comfortable with him you wouldn't even put up a fight before he could do it. He's making his 'sadist' face, but I think he means it in a 'you're relaxed around me, and it makes me feel comfortable to' way. . . .or not. He could just mean that he appreciates you as easy prey 8D

Affinity 23: (between 8pm and 5am)

"Really. You became embroiled in another petty human dispute? How absurd you humans are. Come here."

he feels so bad for you and always getting involved in some shit. . .you know you wouldn't have to do any of this if you abandoned your humanity and just became an anomaly?

Affinity 24: (between 10pm and midnight)

"So, you've come sneaking into my room in the middle of the night? You really are a wicked girl. What were you hoping for? Go on, say it."

Do you want him to feed off of you? Or do you want him to feast upon you? Or were you just that starved for his company? I feel like he's willing to put aside his tablet for you at this point, especially if you're coming into his window late at night for a little tryst.

Affinity 25(max): (no time constraints)

"Being with you brings up old, old memories... Perhaps it's because you remind me a little of her."

well he is hundreds of years old, so of course he had lovers in the past. . .I wonder if she was also mortal, and if he refuses to see humans and anomalies as compatible because of heartbreak. Or maybe he doesn't get heartbroken like some humans do, and it's just nostalgia. But for someone who struggles to remember things sometimes to have old memories stirred up, I think that's a good thing. He must feel quite old at this point, but having someone around who reminds him of being even a little younger must be nice, even if he doesn't think it will last. . .then again maybe that's part of why he seems like he encourages you to become an anomaly in his character stories. Because he'll get to have you around for longer.

Spring: (March-May) (between 5am and 11am)

"The plants in our garden become rather lively in the spring. See? There's a little cannibalism going on over there."

(between 11am and 4pm)

"My favorite channels have been updating more frequently than usual of late. I suppose humans really do experience spring fever."

(between 4pm and 8pm)

"(yawn) I look more tired than usual? Must be the spring weather... Goodnight."

(between 8pm and 5am)

"Cherry blossoms are fascinating organisms. Born carrying the stench of death and falling all too soon... Just like humans, really."

i don't think most humans smell like death(unless we're referencing the poem about sakura trees having corpses beneath them to make the petals pink again) but go off i guess--also it makes it seem like he wishes humans lived longer? funny thing for a guy who thinks humans aren't compatible to say.

Summer: (June-August) (between 5am and 11am)

"Obscuary is lovely in summer. It's so dark and cool, with a lovely miasma breeze. I've no desire to step outside its confines."

honestly living in eternal night during the summer doesn't sound bad aside from all the bugs. but the tentacle plant in the garden probably keeps most of them away, so. . .obscuary in summer sounds lovely.

(between 11am and 4pm)

"How the sun mocks me... Vampires across the nation are advised to avoid going outdoors unless absolutely necessary."

(between 4pm and 8pm)

"It was so hot this morning that Rui was walking around after his shower in just a towel. A sight for sore eyes, I must say."

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH HE IS BISEXUAL. in Japanese he says that Rui was walking around soaking wet and that he's incredibly handsome but doesn't mention the towel--so Rui may have been wet and bare naked walking around Obscuary. . . .

(between 8pm and 5am)

"My air-conditioner? I believe I have it set to 64 degrees. Hm? You're cold? Humans truly are such fragile creatures."

that is almost 18 degrees celcius for the non-americans! it's not that cold imo but it's definitely a little chillier than most people like their personal space.

Autumn: (September-November) (between 5am and 11am)

"Humans take extra delight in their meals during the harvest season, do they? Interesting. Perhaps I'll follow suit."

lap up your tears nice and slow and sensual--

(between 11am and 4pm)

"The stamina and physical strength of a vampire is dozens of times that of a human. We don't need to work ou— (cough) (wheeze)"

YOU GOOD BUDDY YOU STARTED COUGHING WITHOUT EVEN MOVING i mean i get it i have asthma but still--

(between 4pm and 8pm)

"Ah, the curtain of night closes. Now that the days are becoming shorter, my physical and mental health have much improved."

does that mean you don't need help getting dressed for a while--

(between 8pm and 5am)

"How beautiful the moon looks tonight. Its light is such a comfort to us non-humans. You look rather lovely bathed in it too."

Winter: (December-February) (between 5am and 11am)

"(sigh) Even in the dead of winter, Lyca is so full of energy in the mornings... Just try to imagine waking to him barking in your ear."

that explains why you lock him out of your room lmaoooo

(between 11am and 4pm)

"What do you think of my dressing gown? Rui made it for me. It's surprisingly warm."

MOM RUI STRIKES AGAIN MAKING HIS BOY COZY CLOTHES FOR THE WINTER

(between 4pm and 8pm)

"(cough cough) I only took a few steps outside, yet I felt as though my heart froze over... It's best not to leave one's room on days like this."

(between 8pm and 5am)

"They say that on cold nights like this, humans long for the warmth of another. Well? Shall I provide it for you?"

DO YOU POSSESS THE WARMTH OF ANOTHER SIR I RECALL YOUR SKIN BEING DESCRIBED AS COLD

His birthday: (November 10th)

"Having you celebrate my birthday makes all these long years of life worth it. How old am I? A gentleman doesn't tell."

given your estimate was 'idk 400 i stopped counting around 300' i think it's less you won't tell and more you can't tell lmaoooo

Your birthday:

"It's your birthday, is it? I'll have to give you a present. What do you want? Go on, tell me."

New Years: (January 1st)

"Happy New Year. I heard it's a tradition in this country to impart small monetary gifts. Here, for you."

OTOSHIDAMA GET!!!!

Valentine's Day: (February 14th)

"My, is this for me? I'm touched. I don't usually partake of human food, but I suppose I'll make an exception."

it's about the symbolism! it's the principle of the thing, even if the chocolate tastes bland to your vampire taste buds!

White Day: (March 14th)

"It seems that today those who received chocolates on Valentine's Day are supposed to return the favor. What a conscientious country this is..."

yeah but what'd you get them tho--

April Fool's Day: (April 1st)

"Oh, I'm burning up... I'm not long for this world... Won't you grant me one last request? ...No need to make that face. I'm joking, of course."

Halloween: (October 31st)

"Trick or treat. I'm a real vampire, you know. Give me your blood, or I'll play a trick on you."

probably the only time he's directly stated wanting to drink your blood lol

Christmas: (December 25th)

"Merry Christmas. Rather amusing for a vampire to celebrate a holy day, don't you think? Let's fill tonight with magic and wonder."

Idle: (about 20 seconds without interacting with the game) (below 13 affinity)

"I'm going to lie down a while. If you need something, ask Rui."

(13 affinity and above)

"Hello? Oh good, there you are. It would be troublesome for me if you were to disappear. Let me know next time you decide to wander off."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'D BE TROUBLESOME. I guess it's because you clean up after him and help him and stuff. . .and at higher affinities maybe he feeds off of your tears and/or blood. . . .

Absent: (logging in for the first time in 2 or more days?)

"Well, hello there. It's been a while. Come over here—I've been looking forward to your return."

OUR SLOPPY LIL VAMPIRE BOY. Flirts, drinks tears, minds his own business, and is on his best behavior despite that he was abducted by Darkwick. They should be thankful he's not angrier, considering he's apparently strong enough to LEVEL A BUILDING ON HIS OWN. As his affinity goes up he seems to be more comfortable around you, although that comes with the concern that he expresses less human thoughts more openly. . .which isn't a bad thing, imo. He should be allowed to be an anomaly. He's not harming or preying on you, just saying he could and that he's dangerous. But he also just seems to like physical affection and flirting and having you do chores for him so he can be lazy. . . .

I love him lol he's stinky

[alexwilltellyouthings]

Entirely self indulgent rating post about the top 10 TV shows that made me fucking insane for some reason

10. Sense8

God, this was so good. Such a blessing. I saw part of the cast during a Pride Parade and it's one of my favorite memories. I felt every possible emotion with this show, I love it.

9. The Last of Us

This is kind of a cheat, because the obsession comes from the games, but it is what it is. It's one of the few games that had a big impact on me and I closely relate it to my relationship with my dad. Can't wait to cry my heart out at season 2.

8. Good Omens

It's a given, isn't it? That stupid angel with his stupid demon and their stupid God. GRRRAAWW. A lot of thoughts and feelings came from the fandom, I have to point out. It's been very nice.

7. The Umbrella Academy

I have the first issue of the comics autographed by Gerard Way!! I mean, yes, it's because I'm a MCR fan, but it became even more precious after I got into the show. I'm rewatching right now, preparing for the last season. I'll be a mess when I say goodbye to them. Can't even really think about it too hard or I'll cry right now.

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6. Our Flag Means Death

LISTEN THIS CHANGED EVERYTHING TO ME. What do you mean we can have a show THIS queer? It's all I want now. I ate it up. I smiled so much. I wanted this so badly and had no idea.

5. Interview with the Vampire

Feels like it should be top 3 honestly but I'll get there. This is also a cheat, I've been reading the Vampire Chronicles since I was like 15. Growing up with Anne Rice probably messed me up but hey at least I have great taste. And seeing them on screen? The way they made it BETTER? And Lestat?? Who has been haunting me for 15 years on and off??? And the second season and their reunion and and and?????????? I'm STILL insane about them and will be forever, I'm afraid.

4. Doctor Who

Listen. Listen. Okay. Yeah. What can I say? If you get into it, you're doomed. And I have been doomed for 10 years at least. I stopped watching for a while and got back last year, and it hit me all over again. I love this dumbass genius alien in a way that's calm, even. Just a permanent part of who I am now.

3. The Untamed

The year was 2022, it had been a while since I had a proper fixation and I didn't think it would happen with this danmei live-action, but then came Wei Wuxian. Guys, if I tell you I fell in love. Couldn't stop thinking about him. Everyday I was plagued by his smile and red ribbon and tragic backstory, yadayadayada. I really like other characters too, and their stories, but WWX did something to me that I still don't quite understand.

2. Queer as Folk (US)

This was a looong time ago and it didn't really persist over time like the others, but it was my first actual obsession. I was clinically insane over these gays. I had no one to talk to about them, so for every episode I wrote several pages of notes to comment to my (only) friend at school the next day, the poor thing. It was pretty much all I talked about because I spent EVERY MINUTE we had to talk going over the notes and explaining the episode. Like, between classes, during breaks, everything. Months of that. She held on firmly because she was a good friend, but I'm aware it must've been terrible. Like I said, insane.

1. Dead Boy Detectives

Maybe I'm putting this up here because it's my current hyperfixation? Maybe. But I don't think I have felt something hit as strongly as this since QaF over there. This time I can participate in fandom so I don't need to write every thought I have because it's all a big talk anyway, but I'm still pretty much having those thoughts all the time for *checks notes* nearly three months. I'm writing more than I have in years. I'm back at Tumblr after I don't know how long. I'm staring at GIFs over and over like I have the fucking time for that. I'm distracted at work daily. I talk about it in therapy. I have the main cast's notifications on. I'm getting involved in fandom discourse sometimes even knowing I shouldn't. It's a nightmare. I love it. I love them.

If you read all of this, congrats! Now you know how my mind works, kinda!! I'm open to talk about any and all of these shows. It's amazing how they mess us up. It's also scary, but anyway.

[bodyswapmischief]

Andrew's Holiday Part 3 (An Interactive Story)

Part 1 Part 2

Andrew stared in awe, shock, and a strange sense of betrayal. "Is this your home?" Oscar sensed Andrew's true emotions despite the awe reflected in his eyes. Worry crept into Oscar as he questioned whether revealing his family's wealth to Andrew was a mistake. "No... Just our winter home." The words slipped out, and Oscar winced in embarrassment, contemplating the impact on their relationship. Would Andrew be intimidated, or worse, would Andrew only like him for the money.

A pit grew in Andrew's stomach as he questioned his decision to come. Anxiety raced through him, filled with doubts and fears. The self-doubt intensified, convincing him he wasn't good enough for Oscar. The voice that had warned him about the relationship echoed loudly. The car halted at the foot of a small stairway, leading to the front door.

Oscar exits the car, grabbing his bag, while Anders, the old man, attempts to assist. "Young Master! I can get those." Oscar declines with a smile of amused annoyance. "I got it, old man... you need to rest." As he gathers his bags and ascends the stairs, Andrew follows suit, still in a state of shock. Upon reaching the entrance, the door swings open, revealing a silver fox of a man with open arms. "Oscar! Welcome home!" he exclaims with a slight accent, resembling an older, more chiseled version of Oscar in his mid-40s. His well-maintained physique shows minimal signs of aging, except for the grey in his hair.

"I'm happy to see you, too... Baba," Oscar says, his face turning red in embarrassment. "Baba, this is Andrew." Oscar's father looks over, extending his hand. "Nice to meet you, young man. I've heard you won my son's heart." Andrew blushes at the comment. "Um... I hope so," he responds, reaching for a firm handshake.

Entering the home was another moment of pure disbelief for Andrew. Oscar's father smiles like the entertainer he is. "Oscar, get yourself and Andrew situated, and meet me and your mother for dinner. I've got some things I must do," he says before walking off. "Oh, and we do have guests over..." The words echoed with a sense of hatred.

Oscar led both of them to his bedroom, an oasis from all the extravagant features of the rest of the mansion. The room resembled that of an average, slightly nerdy young man, with the only exception being its unusually large size, spacious enough to be divided into two decent-sized rooms. Video game posters and memorabilia adorned the walls, a large bed occupied one corner, and a gaming setup was arranged against another. Bookshelves and dressers filled up additional space. Andrew made his way to the bed and sat down, silent throughout. Oscar, noticing Andrew's quietness, settled into his gaming chair. "So... what are you thinking?" he asked.

"What the hell, Oscar! What is all of this?! Why didn't you tell me any of this before?" Andrew finally exclaimed. Oscar puts his forehead into his hand. "I'm sorry... I should have. I get it's a lot to take in. But, I just want you to know... the me you know at school... that is me. I'm not different or lying to you about anything. Honestly, my dad... all this... it's too much even for me." Oscar sighed.

Andrew sighed back and lifted his head with a smile. "Typical rich boy... 'I have too much money,'" he teased. "I'm not gonna lie, but this is all too much. And, I wish I knew sooner. But, it also explains why I never felt good enough for you. I mean, how could I be?" He let out a laugh, masking the inner sadness.

Oscar stops him. "Hey! Don't say that... you are more than enough. I love you! I'm probably the most real when I'm with you." He moves to the bed and wraps his arm around Andrew. Andrew smiles and leans into Oscar. "You always know what to say... you stupid face." He wipes a bit of wetness from his eye. "And, I guess having a secretly rich boyfriend isn't so bad... now you can be my sugar daddy." He teases. Oscar smiles and shakes his head in response. "I'll be your sugar daddy, but you better start earning your money." He winks and kisses Andrew's cheek. "Maybe you can help wash me up for dinner."

The two men walk into the connected restroom. The bathroom is big in its own right. Unlike the room, the bathroom is obviously made to match the rest of the house. The two stumble into the bathroom as they hold each other. Their faces locked in an intense make-out. Oscar takes off his shirt and moves to take off Andrew's. Both men hands hungrily feel each other up. Andrew takes off his pants and underwear. His cock hard. He kneels down and does the same for Oscar. Oscar's cock springs out and taps Andrew's face. Andrew holds Oscar's cock and sucks the head. Oscar moans out. He picks up Andrew and walks him into the shower. The warm water washes over them and adds a lustful glow to their body. Leaning Andrew against a wall, Oscar guides his cock into Andrew's ass. His arm wraps around and begin to pumps Andrew cock, as his own hips thrust. The two men fuck faster with each pump. The feelings of ecstasy spreeds over them until they both explode in orgasm.

They share smiles and giggles. "Damn, that was good," Oscar sighs in bliss. "Well, I have to keep my sugar daddy happy," Andrew teases. Oscar smiles, saying, "Yeah, but I'm still Oscar... don't treat me differently because of this." Andrew giggles, finding joy in being the one to comfort Oscar now. "I know, just teasing. But I love pushing your buttons, so maybe I won't stop, Daddy Big Bucks," he laughs. Oscar rolls his eyes. The two men finish getting ready and head off for dinner.

[jungkookjeon0007]

Nights in Vegas | CH. 3 (JJK FF)

☆ summary: When Olivia flies to Las Vegas for her first ever BTS concert w/ her best friend, she was expecting to make lots of unforgettable memories... What she wasn't expecting was to end up with the lead singer, Jeon Jungkook, knocking on her hotel room door only to find her in nothing but a towel. What will happen when the golden maknae wants to see her again? Will it lead to heartbreak, or a promising future for them both?

☆ pairing(s): jungkook x olivia.

☆ ratings: (18+) for detailed sex scenes + harsh language.

☆ genre: smut, angst, fluff.

☆ word count: 1.99k.

☆☆☆☆☆

"Oh my gosh that lunch was so good! I'm officially stuffed and ready to go take a nap."

"Yeah, I could go for a nap myself. This has been the longest day ever." Lacie replied while yawning.

We originally wanted to go shopping, but decided to wait another day since the jet lag is hitting us both hard.

. . .

As we made our way upstairs, we were stunned to see 2 familiar faces sitting in the floor outside of our room. When they saw us, they both immediately stood up to greet us.

"Hey. Are you guys needing something? If this is about earlier, I am truly sorry again for everything." I stated, genuinely confused about their presence here.

Jungkook smirked. "No, actually everything is perfect. I was just wanting to see if I could talk to you for a second, Hyung is just here because he didn't want me to come alone."

Glancing over at Hobi, he sent me a soft smile as he approached us. "You guys go inside and talk privately. I'll wait out here with your friend." He smiled as he looked over at Lacie who simply nodded her head in agreement.

We entered the room and once we were settled, he started to speak. "I'm sorry for showing up like this, but I have a few things I really wanted to say to you. I am going to get straight to the point or I will not be able to get through this without throwing up."

Taking a deep breath he continued, "I know we just met, but if you want me to be honest.. I have not been able to get you out of my head. I want to laugh, spend time with you, watch movies together.. whatever your heart desires. I've never been so interested in someone, especially an ARMY, until now."

I sat in silence, unable to speak.

"At the very least, I would really like to get to know you, hang out, and get to be a normal adult for once. If you don't want to though, I will absolutely respect your decision and not bother you with this again."

To say I am in shock would be a total understatement. Jungkook was literally standing in my hotel room, asking if I wanted to hang out and get to know each other better.

I'm honestly afraid this is all a dream and that I will be waking up any minute in utter disappointment.

He began getting anxious due to my silence, apologizing over and over again as he stood up making his way towards the door. I didn't want him to leave, so I stopped him by gently reaching out and grabbing his wrist. "No Jungkook, please wait. I didn't mean to be rude and not answer you, I am just processing all of this. You're literally my bias and one of my favorite singers of all time. I have adored BTS and have been apart of the ARMY for 6 years now, so to hear you say that you want to get to know me better and spend more time with me is all I've ever wanted. I am truly honored so please don't take this as me being ungrateful, I just don't understand something-"

He stepped closer to me, "Understand what? I'd be happy to explain whatever you need me to."

"Why me? You could be doing this with anyone you wanted, so I guess I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around what's so special about getting to know me?"

He stared at me with his big brown eyes and for a split second I thought I crossed a line, but suddenly he stepped even closer. "I don't want to spend time with anyone else though. I want to spend time with YOU and get to know YOU better. You're not like everyone else, I can tell that you're different and that's what makes me so curious. I mean, not once have you tried to attack me for pictures or not give me my space... it feels nice if you want me to be completely honest."

Well that's definitely a boost in my confidence. Out of everyone, he is choosing me.

He then interrupted my thoughts, "There is only one thing standing in our way though, you would have to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement form (NDA). No one can know about this and we have to keep it a secret for your safety, as well as mine. Are you okay with that?"

I mean...What is the worst that could happen right? Plus, I would be spending my time in Las Vegas with Jeon Jungkook of BTS. How would any sane human being ever be able to pass this opportunity up?

"Yes, I am okay with all of this and can sign the NDA... but, I do have a favor to ask if you don't mind." I said smiling at him.

"Okay, what is your favor?"

"So my friend that is out there sitting with J-Hope is one of his biggest fans and she absolutely adores him. If he would be up for it and she would also agree to sign an NDA, could we all 4 hang out at together and let them get to spend time with each other too?"

I know Lacie is obsessed with J-Hope just as much as I am with Jungkook and she'd kill me if I didn't at least ask this question.

A huge smile stretched across his perfect face.

I chuckled. "Why are you smiling like that?"

"When we saw you both in the elevator earlier, he talked about your friend and how pretty he thought she was. I don't mind to bring it up, maybe he can see if Namjoon Hyung could do something for them as well."

I was ecstatic and without thinking, I snatched him into a tight hug. "Thank you so much. This is all she's ever wanted, and I truly appreciate you doing this for us."

Realizing what I just did, my eyes went wide as I slowly released him, taking a step back. "I'm so sorry, I just got excited and couldn't control it within the moment."

He smiled sweetly. "It's okay, I honestly liked your hug very much."

Blushing by his compliment, I put my head down to the floor and smiled. With a smile on his face he changed the subject as he got his phone out. "Do you want me to go ahead and text Namjoon so we can get the NDA's signed and out of the way?"

"Absolutely, I can sign it whenever they need me to."

"Oh and btw, I feel so silly for asking but I never did ask your name."

I smirked at him. "Wanting to get to know a girl before knowing her name, huh?"

He blushed at my teasing.

"My name is Olivia."

With the sweetest smile ever he replied. "Olivia, that's a very pretty name. It's nice to meet you officially, my name is Jungkook." He bowed to me and feeling the need to play along, I bowed back.

He then took out his phone, texting Namjoon that we were ready to sign the papers.

. . .

[Lacie's POV]

If you would have told me 5 months ago that I would be in Las Vegas, sitting in a hallway with my absolute favorite person in the entire universe.. I would think you were delusional.

The moment we were left alone, my heart was slamming against my chest, not knowing what to say. Luckily, he broke the ice and approached me with his hands in his pockets. "What's your name?"

I thought I was going to pass out, but somehow played it cool and didn't show the effect he had on me.

"Lacie."

He smiled his beautiful sunshine smile that could make even the meanest girl, fall to her knees.

"That's a nice name." He reached his hand out to me and once I grabbed it, we shook hands. "My name is Hobi, but you can call me J-Hope if that's what you prefer. I know you're an ARMY, but I didn't want to be rude and not properly introduce myself. It's nice to meet you, Lacie."

We sat against the wall, continuing our conversations with one another as our best friends were still gone.

"What do you think is happening in there?" He asked, motioning towards the door with his head.

"Honestly, I'm not sure - Hobi, can I ask you something?"

He simply nodded. "Does Jungkook really only want to spend time with her?"

Taken back by the boldness of my question, he quickly defended his friend. "Yes. I have never seen him like this with anyone. It's probably the sweetest thing I've ever witnessed and I hope he finds happiness with her."

I literally can't breathe anymore from how sweet this man is and how supportive he was of our friends being able to see each other. But I kept those thoughts to myself, shifting in my spot before replying. "Okay good. He better not hurt her, or you best believe I'll hurt him and that's a promise."

I flashed him a serious look showing that I meant business. He simply held his pinky out to me with a serious look, "I pinky promise that he's not just playing with her. Jungkook isn't like that and he genuinely just wants to get to know her and be able to feel closeness with someone other than the members. He's never been able to feel free or be a kid, BTS is basically all he's ever known."

Touched by his words , I wrapped my pinky around his and gave a small smile.

We sat staring at each other, pinkies locked, until the sound of the door opening filled the hallway.

. . .

[Hobi's POV]

In just these few minutes of talking to her, I've found that Lacie is down to earth, incredibly easy to talk to, and beyond beautiful. I think I'm starting to understand exactly how Jungkook feels, and honestly it's pretty intense.

As we sat in the hallway talking, it was some of the most fun I've ever had with someone other than the members. The part I find most enjoyable is that she wants to hear more about me as a person, not J-Hope the idol and no one could ever understand just how much that means.

A few more minutes had went by and soon enough, they came out of the room together. Lacie and I stood up as I walked over to them. "So, how did everything go in there?"

They smiled at each other then back to us. I could tell everything went amazing just by the look on Kook's face and instinctively pulled them into a hug. Once we pulled away, Olivia looked at me then to Lacie with a smug smile on her face.

"What is it?" Lacie asked curiously.

"Umm we kind of did something for you guys..."

They gave each other a smile as she motioned for Jungkook to continue. "I spoke with Namjoon, and was able to get an NDA for-" He paused looking at Olivia.

"Lacie."

"Ahh yes. Lacie. I was able to get an NDA for Lacie as well."

"What do you mean an NDA for me?"

Clearly loving her best friend's reaction, Olivia stepped up in front of her and explained. "So you and Hobi can spend time with one another too."

I think our reactions were exactly the same as we looked at one another then back to our best friends.

"She was the one who came up with the idea. I thought it was amazing, so I set it up with Namjoon. I hope you're not too mad Hyung." I could hear the obvious sarcasm in his voice as he winked at me.

He knew I thought this girl was beautiful and that I wanted to see her again. "Thank you both. I really appreciate that you would do something like that for us."

"Of course! It's not fair that only Jungkook and I get to have all the fun, right?" We giggled and after having a few more conversations, we exchanged numbers with one another and made plans to meet back up at dinner time to go out....

Little did we know that this was only the beginning of a night we will all never forget.

[winterspiderpurrs]

Omega Steve who previously had to be closeted being taught how to enjoy life with modern omega Peter? Thinking platonic but whatever you feel like :)

Steve wasn't like other omegas. When he was younger, he was sickly. So sickly that the doctors didn't think he would be able to even carry when he got older. Even if he could get pregnant he would most likely die.

But surgery was a big thing they couldn't afford. A nurse told them about planned parenthood and they were able to get an implant so he couldn't get pregnant. The one big thing with this experimental implant was that it changed his scent.

He gave off beta scent now. Which helped him out as he was so much smaller. And once he got in his twenties? He started working out constantly and got a degree as a nutritionist. Recently, he got a job at a facility in Queens, and that's how he met Peter.

He found a decent apartment near work, but to help make things easier he put out an add for a roommate. Omegas only to apply. When Sam offered move in Steve had to disclose he was an omega. Only Bucky knew since they grew up together. And Bucky helped teach Steve how to act like an Alpha. Having a beta scent helps, but no one could find out he was an omega. They could easily take advantage of Steve before he got healthy and in shape.

Most of the omegas who applied didn't stick around after meeting Steve. Steve who looks and acts like an Alpha, thrown off by his beta scent. But that didn't scare Peter Parker.

3 weeks later Peter moved in, and Steve offered to help him.

" This is a lot of pillows and blankets... the heat works good here. Of course we haven't had a bad winter yet so far"

And Peter giggles.

" Thats for my nest! Honestly its not really that much. I have some friends who have a whole closet worth!"

Steve looks down on the two large plastic bins before looking back at Peter. " Oh. I mean yeah. Sure."

Peter tilts his head and looks at Steve, he seems to hesitate for a moment before he nods a little.

" If you want I can make my nest and you could join me? I can show you how I set up...and if you like it we can go shopping and see about you making one in your room?"

By this point, Peter is in a ramble of talks as they unload boxes and bins.

Maybe after several months, Peter asks.

" You know... its okay if you don't wanna answer...but like.. Um I'm a bit of a scientist. Biochem... but I think we have some options to where if you wanna do an implant still...but we get your omega scent back... you were young when you first got it your scent wasn't fully developed yet. Might get a little sick as your body adjusts"

Steve staring at Peter, cause this was something he had debating about for years. Worried if he took the implant out, how would it affect him.

Peter turning red a little bit.

" could have a forced heat... but... I uh. I'm not sure if you have had one... and I've never smelt any ummm..slick... around the apartment... so uhh dunno if that was more of a medical issue or if ya know an Ace issue. Which no not an issue i mean like if you ace your ace and totally valid. Just wanted to help out incase that.... wasn't the issue"

After time Peter invited Steve to his lab he shared with Bruce Banner. Taking samples experimenting with different hormones levels and others additives

Steve finally introducing Peter to Sam and Bucky. And Peter whispering to Steve that he should snag a shirt from Bucky for his nest.

Maybe Steve even sneaks one from Bucky's place.

Steve was in a panic a week later, waking Peter up because his boxers and bed/nest were soaked. Peter giggles and explains things. Steve stared at Peter in horror.

" So. Any time I could get like this by something I like? And and.. other's can smell it to?"

" You've probably smelt others before just didn't realize what it was. The implant you had was extremely out of date and experimental at the time you got it. And since you were so young... you scenting skills are underdeveloped... we will get through this. "

Peter and Steve lived together for another 3 years before they decided to move out. Steve was moving in with Bucky, and Peter was moving in with Tony Stark himself.

[liketheletter-l]

F H Q U V

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! OMG!!!

F: Share a snippet of one of your favorite dialogue scenes you've written and explain why you're proud of it.

hmmmmm. okay i really wanted to share something i HAVEN'T posted but i think i have to do the argument in scotch gambit chapter 2, so here's a snippet:

i spent like an entire month on this argument, making sure there was tension, tweaking the meanness level, etc etc. i'm a big fan of the way it all dovetails and i think the rhythm & pacing of the whole scene turned out really well. Also i love my donnie lines. he's probably my favorite character to write dialogue for

rest under the cut:

H: How would you describe your style?

OOOH i like this question a lot. i would say: very conversational. full of...Flavor. others have described my writing as like saturated which i think tracks. im pretty sure it would taste like sour candy

Q: How do you feel about collaborations?

LOVE THEM!!! SO MUCH FUN!!!

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and explain why you like them so much.

Okay im going to do fic writers that are not my friends (Yet 😏) bc that seems more fair (but please check out radish and rem and russ and dandy)

@magicalspacedragon (ao3)

god the fucking. The. i don't even have the words to express how much i love this author's writing it's (goes on to express in words) it's just so fucking VISCERAL and full to the brim with personality. This is the type of shit that makes me really THINK about the characters and their motivations and it makes me want to write self-indulgent thinkpieces and characters studies and i just AHAGRARUAGRHGERHGEUYGA';6'35PL63;.' im normal

2. @turtleinsoup (turtlesoupswimmer on ao3)

the lemonade leak is one of the best fics i've ever read dude. The pacing the fucking BUILDUP but i would honestly read this author's grocery lists. their style is So enriching to read it is like a treat for my brain. Literally countless times reading their work i've had to close my laptop and stare at a wall for ten minutes like How Did They Do That. i've been thinking nonstop about their reincarnation au "and again" so you should read that if you want to be really fucked up about twins

3. @stillateenageabomination (ao3)

This author ended my life with "eight long months" and then just kept resurrecting me and killing me again with their whumptober series. Holy fucking fuck. this person is REDEFINING the whump genre guys Literally doing angst like no other. Every fucking time i read a stillateenageabomination fic it moves into the apartment complex of my brain permanently. RENT FREE.

honorable mention: @i-logophile for writing "the glass pawn" one of my Favorite Fucking Fics of Ever. i hope you write many more things in the future because i will devour all of them ravenously holy fuck that fic is so good

V: If you could write the sequel/prequel to any fic out there NOT written by yourself, what would it be?

this is tricky because there are a lot of unfinished fics out there i would love to explore the rest of but wouldn't want to be like "well i'd write a sequel because THEY'RE NOT FINISHING IT FAST ENOUGH 🙄" cuz not only is that rude it would send me directly to Hypocrite Hell

Buuut in terms of fics that are like, well and truly finished, i would fucking love to see the aftermath of "skinning the children for a war drum" by @jumpinginmuddypuddles. this fucking fic is so good. The leo chapter exploded me and all the boys have such strong characterization and interesting backstories and i'd love to see them interact and learn to trust each other/become a family again🥺

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THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK! SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER ILY!!!

[mageofseven]

hey!!! I love your work so so much╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ is the Simeon pregnancy and birth story in the works bc I would love to know what happens <3

It is now! I've been trying to give this a lot of thought, about how to approach this story properly. I've had what what feels like a good idea for a while now, but is has needed some fine tuning to even make it possible.

Also, just a heads up that this is probably one of the longer posts I've written. Whether that is to the story's betterment or detriment though, I'll let you decide.

Oh! And DiaLuci shippers will be very happy with a couple scenes in here 🥰

But anyway! On with the story~

Brothers | Diavolo & Barbatos | Solomon

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Honestly, this man was scared; Simeon somehow knocking up MC is shattering everything the couple worked for after all.

He wasn't even sure how this could have happened. It was a general belief held by all angels that procreation was not something they had the biological ability to do; not that any of them tried, mind you.

Honestly, Simeon is probably the first angel to even participate in the lovemaking act in the last dozen millennia at least.

Despite his own confusion, how it happened no longer matters.

What does matter is that he protects his Feather and their child no matter what.

The angel spent the next few hours with his girlfriend, holding them close and assuring her that everything will be alright.

When the school day was over, the couple slipped out of HoL before any of the brothers could return and headed over to the castle.

With the existence of their child, secrecy will no longer help them.

All the two could do was plead for help from the one man who possibly could: Lord Diavolo.

Once at the castle, the couple told Barbatos that they had something urgent to speak with the prince about.

Raising an eyebrow, the butler led the couple to Diavolo's office

Where Lucifer also was.

"My lord, these two insisted they had some important business with you."

Eye brows raised, the prince invited the couple inside.

"Welcome. What is it that I can do for you two?"

MC squeezed her boyfriend's hand.

It was one thing to tell Diavolo, but Lucifer???

This is basically the equivalent of telling your big brother 'Oh by the way, I'm dating someone you won't approve of. Oh and he knocked me up. Oh and your Father may or may not try to kill us, ya know, the same way he wanted to with your sister'

The human avoided the pride demon's gaze, which tried very hard to meet her own.

"Diavolo, something...big has occurred and I very concerned for my...for MC's safety."

Lucifer strode over to MC and put his hands against the side of her arms.

"What happened? Are you okay?" The man anxiously eyed and turned the human, searching for any physically sign that they are unwell. "You look unharmed. Is this about your illness this morning?"

The woman's tears, which she had been holding in, finally fell. She threw her arms around the around the very confused and concerned pride demon. Luce awkwardly rested his arms around the human and held her close.

"I'm sorry..." She mumbled into his chest.

All MC could think about was how she was just making things harder for Luce and his brothers by...well, essentially following in Lilith's footsteps, but taking it even farther.

"This definitely seems concerning." The prince approached the group. "Can you explain what endangers MC?"

With a heavy heart, Simeon explained to the other men how he and MC have been in a secret relationship and how he somehow has knocked her up.

Both the Avatar of Pride and the prince knew well about the Celestial laws prohibiting such relationships; it was such laws that brought Lucifer to Diavolo after all.

"That's impossible." Lucifer stared in anger and disbelief. "Angels cannot even--"

"That not true." Diavolo interrupted his friend. "Your Father wants you to believe angels cannot procreate so He can control the population; we demons have records from back in the Primordial era mentioning that not only did angels reproduce, they did so at a far greater rate than us demons."

Such records were stored in the castle and have been protected by the royal family since the beginning of time. If anyone would know their contents and the truths within them, it would be Diavolo.

Silence fell on the room. This, especially for the angel and ex angel, was a mind-scrambling realization. It's like finding out those weird flat-earthers were right and that the earth wasn't round.

It's never easy when knowledge you thought was so obvious and fundamental turns out to be wrong.

Lucifer shook his head, as if he was trying to shake all of the confusion out of himself.

"Diavolo, we need to get MC checked out." He told his friend, worried the woman.

"Alright." The prince looked to Barbatos. "Send for the royal physician to give MC and her child a health check. She can use one of the rooms down the hall to wait for him."

"Yes, my lord--"

"No! No, I'm fine." MC interrupted the butler.

"My Feather," Simeon looked to his girlfriend, using the endearment around others for the first time since they've started dating. "It will be fine. You should let the doctor check on you both."

It was still just the beginning of the pregnancy, but considering how rare and unusually this pregnancy was as well as how delicate MC was because of her humanity, it was best to keep a close watch on her health.

After some encouragement from her boyfriend, MC left the room with Barbatos, leaving the angel with the prince and a very angry Lucifer.

"You are a hypocrite." Lucifer told the angel as soon as MC left the room.

"Lucifer--" Dia tried to calm his friend, but the pride demon ignored him.

"When it was Lilith who made this this choice, you never came to her rescue. She was your friend, and you did nothing when Father wanted to kill her. Now that it's you whose made the mistake, you're asking to be saved?"

Simeon cringed at the demon's words.

"You...you are right." Simeon agreed. "I am hypocrite. I didn't truly understand back then...but now I do all too well and I refuse to let MC and our child suffer for my own weakness."

"No one will be suffering." Dia interrupted the two men. "I will do what I can to help you and MC."

"Diavolo, don't underestimate how strongly my Father enforces such laws." Lucifer told his friend.

"I assure you, Lucifer, that I am not." The prince said seriously. "Honestly, I expected a day like this would come, though not necessarily this soon."

With peace, love can sprout and that was a very beautiful thing to the prince. He always knew--or at least hoped--love could grow between the three races.

He didn't necessarily know such love would have grown between Simeon and MC, but it didn't matter. What's done is done and now this man has to weather the danger of inter-realm politics to keep them safe.

"Can I assume that you have some sort of a plan for this then?" Lucifer asked his friend.

"Nothing too grand at the moment." The redhead frowned. "Right now, the best way to salvage this is to send word to Michael of this occurrence and have him tell your Father."

Lucifer stared at the man, looking almost offended by his words.

"Diavolo, this is the very last thing my Father should know."

"But if we try keeping this from Him, it will only anger Him further. At least by being the ones to tell him, we can preserve some degree of trust and therefore, some degree of sway over the situation."

"And if that doesn't work? Are you just going to hand MC over to Him for the sake of peace?"

The prince winced, causing the pride demon to regret his words.

"I apologize...I know you wouldn't do that."

"It's alright, my friend." Diavolo gave him a forgiving smile. "After all these years, I know quite well about how protective you are over your family."

With that, the prince turned to Simeon.

"Rest assured that I will do what's in my power to protect you three."

"Thank you, Diavolo." The angel bowed his head to him. "I know you will."

And with that, they said farewell to the man before he left to join MC.

The door clicks close, leaving just the two men.

Lucifer gave a heavy sigh as he sat in the nearest chair, head in his hands.

"I should have known." The pride demon said. "If I had just known, I could have prevented all of this..."

"Do you really think MC would have listened if you told her stay away from him?" The redhead asked.

The other man shook his head.

"No, probably not." He relented. "She's...too much like Lilith in this way."

Lucifer was just worried for MC. He felt like history was repeating itself, except Diavolo might not be able to save her like he did Lilith.

The prince knelt by the chair and took his 'friend's' gloved hand in his, stroking it with his thumb.

"Do you trust me?" He asked softly.

"It's not about trust..." The pride demon shook his head. "It's about knowing what Father is capable of."

"And what about what I'm capable of?"

"Diavolo--"

The prince leaned in close.

"I won't let anything happen to her." He whispered.

The two men's eyes locked onto one another as Lucifer leaned in as well, lips meeting for a kiss.

No matter how afraid he was for MC, Lucifer had to trust that Dia will get her out of this, that she and her child will safe from his Father.

In truth, he cared little about what happens to Simeon because of all of this; still, he preferred for the angel to come out unscathed for MC's sake.

Down the hall with MC and Simeon

The two had just finished the appointment with the doctor.

They had thanked him for his time and watched Barbatos escort him.

MC hid herself in her boyfriend's arms. Simeon held her close and stroked her hair.

"My Feather, it will be okay." He cajoled.

MC shook her head.

"How? How could this ever be okay..." She sobbed. "You heard the doctor."

The angel closed his eyes, a pained expression on his face.

The news from the doctor...was difficult for the couple, to say the least and even Simeon was at a lost on just how to solve it.

Their baby...was having trouble developing and it would only get worse as the pregnancy progress. Or potentially not progress.

All babies need magical energy to develop their souls; too little magical energy and it halts its physical development as well.

There are two types of magical energy--dark and light.

Demons are made almost purely of dark magical energy, though can carry sprinkles of light within them too. Angels are the same, but flipped; mainly composed of light energy with bits of dark.

Humans were different; they were the only beings to evenly carry both energies within them.

Their child was a celestial being. Though they had barely developed yet, the doctor could tell that they will take after Simeon in this regard.

Because of this, their baby needs an extreme amount of light energy to grow...which is why it can't grow.

The couple was in the Devildom, surrounded by dark magical energy, the very opposite of what their child needed.

At this rate, their child could do nothing but siphon the light energy from its mother and what residual energy of his own that gets soaked up from being close to MC

Which will be an extremely exhausting and somewhat dangerous experience for the woman.

If the couple can't find a solution to their issue then MC will be stuck being pregnant till she's in her 50s and that's if she doesn't miscarry during the wait.

The doctor said he'd have to confer with Lord Diavolo first, but believes that light magic treatments could be beneficial for her and the baby, though it's merely a theory at this point; after all, a celestial baby in the Devildom? It's not something that's ever happen here before.

In truth, Simeon was just as scared as MC was; the man just felt so powerless to help his Lamb and his child and he knew they were in over their heads.

The angel let a tear slide down his cheek as he held his girlfriend tight.

Later in MC's third month

Simeon never left his Feather's side, to the point where he was unofficially living in House of Lamentation with MC and the brothers.

Not a day went by without a scowl or mean word from one of the brothers; Simeon couldn't blame them.

In their minds, he had ruined MC's life, maybe even became the reason why her life might end.

So far, no word was heard from the Celestial realm.

Diavolo sent word to Michael just as he said he would. The archangel received the letter and sent one back, simply thanking the prince for the information and saying he would pass the news over to his Father.

Nothing has happened since then and it made all involved uneasy.

Lucifer especially felt like his Father was planning something, but all any of them could do for now is wait and see how things play out.

MC had been going through light magic treatments all these months to little success; her belly had only developed the slightest pouch to it.

This was upsetting to the woman, but her boyfriend would smile at her and remind her that it was progress; bigger progress than MC can see right now. It was slow, yes, but if her body kept this up, their child could be ready to be born within the next couple years instead of the next couple decades

...Which still wasn't ideal, but was much better.

In truth, the angel just wanted to keep his Feather's spirits up.

MC has been in a bad depression since they discovered the issue with their child's growth; Simeon wasn't feeling any better than her, but was determined to try to make her happier.

That's when it happened.

One day, Diavolo made an impromptu visit to House of Lamentation.

When Simeon and MC greeted the prince, they could sense that something was...off with him; he was too composed.

That's when Lucifer came into the room and the two men stared at each other wordlessly. You could practically see the pride demon's eyes darkening before nodding.

"Let's talk in my study." He told the redhead.

And so the two retreated to Lucifer's study.

Whatever they talked about was apparently a rather loud conversation.

The study was just off of the library and Satan said he was having trouble concentrating on his books because of the yelling he heard from within. He wasn't able to make out what being said since the door muffled their voices.

Eventually, the oldest sent Satan to bring the couple to his office

Where they found Lucifer at his desk, slouched forward with his head in his hands, and Diavolo with a heavy look on his face.

"Luce?" The woman abandoned her boyfriend in the doorway and rushed to his side.

The man lowered one of his hands and stared up at her with his dark, red tinted eyes. He reached out with a gloved hand and took her own in his.

"I...I will respect whatever choice you make." He said tiredly. "I want to protect you, but that doesn't mean I can control you."

"What...what do you mean?" She asked him, but was answered by Diavolo instead.

"There has been a development that I'd like to hear both your thoughts on."

"Is this about Father?" Simeon stepped deeper into the room.

"Yes." The redhead nodded. "I received a new letter; not from Michael, but from your Father."

Simeon's blood ran cold. That statement alone showed how important the prince's next words were gonna be.

"He...well, he seems to be aware of your child's development issues," Dia explained. "And has invited both of you to stay in the Celestial realm for duration of the pregnancy for the sake of the child's health."

A heavy silence filled the room.

This offer...it practically screamed trap. Without saying so aloud, it was obvious that everyone in attendance thought so.

The angel found it too good to true, having a solution to their problem being dangled in front of them.

Not to mention that this just didn't sound like his Father. Him, helping the descendant of one of His children who escaped his grasp and the son who broke one of the most fundamental Celestial laws while also proving that He's lied to His children by showing that Simeon himself can procreate.

His Father has taken a major blow to his ego...still, if Lucifer didn't think this offer could be genuine then he wouldn't risk letting MC make the decision for herself.

MC looked at each of the men in the room, as if begging one of them to give her some direction in all of this.

Seeing her get overwhelmed, Simeon stepped towards her and pulled her into an embrace.

"What do we do?"

The angel stroked her hair.

"I...I am unsure, my Feather." He said softly before glancing towards Diavolo. "We need time to discuss this."

"Of course." The prince nodded to them. "Take as much time as you need."

The couple left the room to discuss it over in private, leaving the two men alone

"Lucifer..." Diavolo turned to him.

The pride demon sighed.

"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked to you like that..."

The prince shook his head.

"You couldn't help it." He approached the man, who ended up taking his hands and pulling the prince onto his lap.

Dia brought both of his hands to cradle his 'friend's'...no, his love's face.

"I know you're afraid, my Light."

"I'm not just afraid." Lucifer scowled. "I'm angry at the thought that this might be trap of His.

"Well try not to get too angry," The prince joked. "Or you might have another child of your own."

The pride demon's scowl deepened.

"That's not funny."

Dia gave a soft smile before leaning in and kissing him on the forehead.

"Don't worry; if they choose to go to the Celestial realm and it ends being a trap then we'll save them." He assured the other man. "I won't let your Father hurt MC."

Lucifer relaxed a bit.

"I know..."

"But I must say..." The prince leaned in to whisper into the other demon's ear. "If you did get upset enough to have another child, I'd take care of both of you."

The pride demon's face filled with red, blushing at the other man's words.

After discussing it between themselves in the library, the couple knocked on the door and rejoined the two men in the study, who split away from each other during the knock.

"We...we decided to go to the Celestial realm." MC told the two demons, a heavy expression on her face.

Lucifer got up from his chair and approached the human. She purposely avoided his gaze until the pride demon laid his hand on her cheek and gently turned her to face him.

"I understand why you have to do this," He told her. "But don't forget to call me if anything go wrong or if you feel unsafe, alright?"

Tears filling her eyes, the woman nodded before Lucifer pulled her into a hug.

Simeon watched the scene before him, a sad smile coming to his face. Even if the other man hates him, the angel was so very grateful that his Lamb had someone else in her life who loved her so dearly.

A couple days later

Diavolo had sent the message back to the Celestial realm, announcing that Simeon and MC had accepted the offer from the godhead. The Celestial realm needed a couple days to get set up on their end and unlock access to part of their domain to the couple

But it wasn't just MC and Simeon leaving; Luke was coming with them. After all, the older angel was the child's guardian here in the Devildom so if he wasn't here then Luke couldn't be either.

"But it's the middle of the school year! Why do we have to leave?"

"It's better for our baby's health if we're in the Celestial realm." Simeon explained to the child.

"But why do I have to go? Can't I stay with Solomon?"

In truth, the man would have no issues with this. Solomon had been talking care of the small angel for the most part these last couple months while Simeon focused on MC; if it were up to him, he'd have no trouble leaving Luke with their shared friend.

Sadly, the older angel had no say; it was written in the directions sent from the Celestial realm to bring the boy home with them.

All three of them were teleport to the Celestial realm

...but only two seemed to have made it there.

On a large cloud with a house on it, far away from the Celestial mainland.

The woman was panicking when they got to their destination and found Luke no where to be found.

Simeon brought her close and calmed his Lamb as he looked around at where they were teleported.

The man had never seen this patch of the Celestial realm before, but if he had to hazard a guess, he'd say it was created solely for their arrival.

The angel reached out to the edge of the cloud only for his hand to be met with an invisible barrier.

Everything about where they were was created intentionally.

Simeon explained this to MC while also letting her know that Luke's disappearance was probably intentional too.

Luke was probably on the mainland and, in fairness, better off then they are right now.

"I-I can't do this." MC pulled out her D.D.D. "I'm calling Lucifer."

But her phone didn't work; this place seemed to be designed to block their signal.

With no way to teleport back, the couple was stuck on this cloud island alone

And everything about this island felt so...off to the angel.

With MC's arms around him, the two approached the small, but cozy cottage waiting for them.

The front door led into a quaint kitchen filled with marble counter tops and every appliance they might need to cook with.

To the right was a pantry, bigger than MC's room at HoL and filled to the brim with food, both human and Celestial.

The human took a can off the shelf and another instantly took it's place.

"How long do they expect us to be here?" MC asked, eyes wide.

Not wanting his girlfriend to think too much about it, the man guided her out of the pantry and out into the living space.

It was a simple room with some comfortable looking chairs and a nice long couch covered in soft decorative pillows.

Separated only by a room divider was their bed, a rather spacious one at that, and at its end sat a soft peach colored crib with angel wings engraved on it.

If it wasn't for how they got here, the couple would have saw this as a nice place to stay.

It was then that the angel started to notice all of the sparkles in the air, a sign of heavy magic in place.

This wasn't too surprising to the man though. Such sparkles were a common sight in the Celestial realm because of it's heavy use of watchful magick, basically a surveillance-type magick.

In the Celestial realm, the phrase "Big Brother is watching" rings all too true.

Still, it was more than that spell in the air, he could sense it.

Suddenly, a gentle humming sound filled the house and the woman was doubled over in pain.

"My Feather?!?"

Simeon led his girlfriend to the couch to prevent her from falling to floor.

That when he saw it-- her stomach was being forcibly expanded out.

The human screamed at the top of her lungs and sobbed; all the helpless man could do was hold her close and watch it happen.

Eventually, the humming in the room in the room stopped and so did the expansion of her belly.

Despite being three months along, the woman came her with little to no belly. Now, her belly was all red and stretched to look five, maybe six months along.

Trying to catch her breath through her tears, MC clung to her boyfriend as he whispered comfort to her.

Simeon knew something was wrong with this place; it wasn't just the watchful magick, it was--what was that?

The only thing that could make MC's belly grow like that was if their baby was suddenly absorbing a lot of light energy.

That's what the humming was about! They were pushing a heavy amount of light magick into the room!

Why though? Why are they trying to rush their child's development? Was this the couple's punishment or was this some cruel experiment of his Father's?

The angel wasn't sure and honestly, he hated himself for not knowing why this was happening or having any way to get MC out of it.

After such a horrible experience, the woman was exhausted. Simeon carried her over to the bed to rest while he started cooking dinner for her.

When the human woke up from her nap, she felt like she was starving and in fairness, the sudden growth of their child probably took a lot of energy and nutrition from her.

Eventually, night fell or rather, what counts as night in the Celestial realm. The brightness of the day dimmed and the pastel colored stars revealed themself in the sky.

The two sat on the porch and stared up at the sky.

There was once a time that Simeon wished he could show her these very stars...

"Though... I wish I could show you the night sky of the Celestial realm some day." He added.

"I mean... can you?" She asked, not breaking her line of sight from the sky.

Simeon frowned.

"No... I don't think it'd be worth the risk." The angel answered reluctantly. "I'd rather you not be anywhere near the Celestial realm ever again."

"Oh..." MC lowered her head. "Well, what's it like then? The Celestial night sky?"

Simeon paused a minute, letting himself collect his words.

"It's... here in the Devildom, the days give just enough light to navigate the world, but the night is as dark as the void." He began. "In the Celestial realm, everything is bright and uplifting during the day and the nights don't so much get dark, but rather, the light gets dimmer, more gentle, and the pastel stars are seen through the clouds above."

"You get to live in a world like that?" MC turned her head to meet his eyes. "It sounds so beautiful."

Simeon remembers that night on the roof of House of Lamentation all too well. They stared up at the Devildom sky and talked about the skies from both his realm and hers.

His sky no longer felt beautiful to him. In fact, he wishes he'd never have to see it again. This man would do just about anything to be taken back to that night on the roof with his Feather.

But the two of them may never get to see that sky again.

"This isn't how I wanted to see the sky with you..." MC whispered, eyes on the sky. "But I'm glad I get to see your home's stars with you."

The angel smiled. It seemed she was recalling the same memory.

Her words comforted her boyfriend. What mattered wasn't what sky they were under, but that they were under it together.

He guessed that when you break it all down, that was the silverlining to it all; that they were still together.

When the two went to bed that night, MC laid against his chest and Simeon held her close, laying his hand over her belly, just like that day in her room when he discovered that the faint presence that he felt within her was his child.

Two weeks after they arrived.

MC had a second growth spurt by the end of the first week, more painful than the last

And it left her looking overdue. Her skin was so stretched out that the man could only pray that it wouldn't grow anymore because surely her belly couldn't take much more of it.

For a week, this woman was painfully heavy and back ached so much. It seemed like her boyfriend was stuck in a constant cycle of massaging her back and feet, cooking her meals, and helping her get to the bathroom

And he didn't complain one bit, not even in his mind, because the angel was just so grateful that he could do something, anything for his Lamb.

At the end of that second week, the humming went through the house again.

No no no! Surely she can't survive being stretched anymore!

Simeon ran from the kitchen to the living space, hearing his Feather scream in agony.

When he got there, he saw the couch drenched in some liquid and MC arching her back in pain.

She wasn't growing; her water broke. She was in labor!

The humming was still going when he brought her to the bed. The contractions were coming in continuous waves.

This was not a normal labor for a human. Human labor is more gradual, contraction come in waves that come after a handle full minutes and time between them slowly dwindles until it's time to push.

That hum, which used to force their child to grow, was now trying to force them out of their mother at an intensity that her body was not equipped for.

Simeon couldn't handle it anymore.

"That's enough!" He screamed into the air. "Michael, you'll kill her. Please, you have to stop!"

Because this man knew it was Michael watching them via the watchful spell. He knew it was him that was controlling the humming that has been torturing his beloved. There's no one else their Father would trust with a job like this.

Suddenly, the humming stopped. The angel breathed a sigh of relief and kissed his girlfriend on top of her head.

With her water broken, the labor was unavoidable, but at least now MC's body could go at it's own pace.

Five hours went by before the woman birthed their child.

Crying filled the room. The couple was so grateful to hear crying that wasn't MC's own.

Their child was so beautiful, but also so very different than the man expected.

For one, the baby already had white, fluffy wings; angels generally don't get their wings till they've matured. Not even Luke has his wings, yet here they are on this baby.

Second, the man couldn't even tell what gender his child was; the area below seemed to have parts of both male and female, some more developed than others.

The couple didn't care though. Their baby was here and alive and that's all that matters to them. Someday, their child with grow up enough to tell their parents how they identify, but for now, none of it mattered to the parents.

Simeon got his child all cleaned up and wrapped in a peach baby blanket he found in one of drawers.

He gently lowered the swaddled baby into their mother's arms.

Both parents cried happy tears.

After everything that was going on, the couple never really stopped to think about names for their child before.

After talking about it for a while, the two agreed on the name Kyne.

The middle of the night.

All of a sudden, an alarm went off, waking the couple and their baby from their sleep.

Foot steps were heard outside the house.

Simeon jumped out bed and stood between those he loved and the footsteps.

It turns out the footsteps belonged to Luke.

"Guys!"

The older angel rushed to the boy and hugged him tight.

Apparently when they got separated, the boy was told by Michael that he wasn't allowed to talk about MC and Simeon to the other angels nor could he see them for a while. The little boy was so confused and couldn't accept the fact that the couple was someone where he couldn't go.

Michael was gone a lot during these last two weeks as well and the boy wanted answers.

Eventually, he figured out how to get into Michael's home without him knowing to look for clues and found a strange book on a table.

When he opened it, he saw Simeon and MC! Luke touched the page and suddenly he was here.

Though the smaller angel didn't know it, Simeon himself now learned that Michael had his watchful spell linked to that book and that's how the archangel kept on eye on them.

What that didn't explain was why there was an alarm blaring in their home.

That's when something occurred to the man and he quickly helped his girlfriend out of bed and picked up their baby from the crib before the four rushed outside to the edge of the cloud.

The barrier was down. He could fly them back down to the Devildom now.

With the alarm suggesting they have little time, the man led everyone into position. He changed to his angelic form to release his wings before picking up MC bridal style, who currently held their child, and had Luke sit on MC's legs and hold onto him tight.

It was not the most comfortable situation, but the four made due and Simeon jumped them off the cloud.

They all made it back to the Devildom safely. The Brothers crowded around the human to make sure she was ok.

The man had no clue what was going to happen next, what his Father would do now that they've escaped or what sort of political consequences will follow between the Devildom and the Celestial realm because of all of this

But they were home. MC and their child was safe.

For now, that's all that mattered.

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oh yippie more asks:D

i have a lot :3

🍓🌵🥑🥤🌻🧃🧸🪐🍬🦷❄️🌿🏜️🍦🌸🎨🧩

you dont have to answer all of them but here you gooo

oh hell yes this is gonna be so fun <3

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

i don't remember specifically how, but i know i first interacted with shipping on youtube in like 2007-08 back when you could comment on people's profiles and message other users, so i think i must have commented on some like.. pokeshipping amv and just struck up a convo before i followed some friends i made to ff.net and deviantart, and started writing on ff.net lol

🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love

so i don't use spotify, i'm an apple music girlie and i really only listen to my own playlist i made that is composed of all of my top 100 songs of the year going back to 2015 LMAO

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

@actuallyalaska she got me

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

every writer i tagged yesterday!! all of whom take part of the @bandomthememonths go read all these great fics by these awesome writers<333

🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis

@judasisgayriot your gifs are a godsend and i always love getting a comment from them <3

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

my name is short for guinevere lol

🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual?

so i'm sort of picky abt my dash lol i try to stick to foblr so if you post mostly fob then i'll prob follow! i do a good scroll through to get the vibe, but if they post a lot of non fob stuff, i usually skip bc its just not for me but no hard feelings ever<3

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

well i just bought a new (refurbished) computer for the first time in a few years, so that's exciting! i've recently started making embroidery patches and that's been a lot of fun lol idk i've just been having a good time<3 i'm doing a lot of home renovation projects so i'm excited to have a brand new kitchen soon lmao

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

not a fandom character but as far as bandom goes, i don't really care for mcr and maybe that just has everything to do with that i'm really not familiar with lore/band mbrs etc., but danger days is the only mcr album i really connected with especially when i was 16-17 and its still one of my favorite albums, but i'm good on their other albums lol

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

just be kind<3 ik that's super cheesy but i think its easy to forget that other ppl have feelings too and maybe just being nice to someone will make their day. also don't ever pay full price for anything if you can avoid it. generic brands are just as good as name brands

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

i have.. no idea honestly lmao

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity

listen when i figure it out, i'll let you know lol when i'm stuck i eat an edible and stare at the wall until something comes to me

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?

ANY AND ALL!!!! especially when they tell me a specific part they liked - even if its just a line makes my heart go bu-bump<3

🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate

genuinely i can't think of a character i hate, i really don't watch anything but like. seinfeld and its always sunny in philadelphia lmfao

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

this is my cat bear<3 she's ten years old and sleeps in a drawer in my desk while i work

🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

here and here and here and this nsfw fanart from my bubbline au these are all my absolute favorites <3

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

i answered this here but its super long so<3

[peaxhxhair]

Comic-con || Corinthian

Pairing: Corinthian x Trans male! Reader

Requested?: YES?

Sent in by: Anonymous

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sex (Please let me know if there are any others x )

Summary: M/n and Corinthian attend a convention.

Word Count: 795

Author's note: This is the oneshot that I wrote by accident (instead of Headcanons). Anyway, hope you enjoy x

The Sandman - Masterlist

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“Are you cold, love?" my boyfriend said mockingly as he watched me shiver from beside me. Standing outside in the cold was something that had to be done while waiting to be let into the convention. It was part of the experience, one of the things that made it worth it when we were finally let into the warm building. I had managed to drag Corinthian with me, since I didn't think going alone was a good idea. Luckily, he was happy to tag along… After some convincing.

“no, I'm fine" I huffed, not wanting him to comment on it for the rest of the day. Though, he didn't seem to buy it, taking his jacket off and placing it around my shoulders.

“I told you, you should have worn something warmer” he said, as I wrapped the jacket further around me. I grumbled at him, even though I knew he was right. I've been to too many conventions to not bring a jacket for the wait in line. Though, It honestly wasn't that cold when we left my apartment. Most of the time, inside the convention hall is pretty warm, but it is usually cold while waiting in line. I should have known that by now. 

Before we knew it, the line began to move. I eagerly rummaged through my bag for our tickets, eventually finding the plastic-wallet that I kept them in. I handed one to Corinthian, who studied it questionably. I figured that he wasn't stupid enough to not know what it was, though I wanted to say something, just in case. "You show that to the guys inside, then they'll give you a lanyard” I explained as we got closer to the doors, and he hummed in acknowledgement.

~~~

“ooh! let's look there!" I called, even though I knew my boyfriend was behind me. I could feel his fingers were still laced with mine. At first I hadn't noticed how bored he seemed to be. Sure, he tried his best to sound interested in what I was showing him, but there was only so much he could pretend. 

In some ways, I understood that if you weren't interested in this kind of stuff, then it could be boring for people, like, I wouldn't want to go to a convention about horses or something.

The blonde stood beside me as I gazed at all of the art shown on a nice looking Ladies stall, trying to seem as though he was looking, as to not offend the lady. “That guy kind of looks like me" he eventually mused, pointing to a nicely drawn picture of Nanami from Jujitsu Kaizen .

When I looked up at him, I chuckled when I realized that he was right.

“Sure does babe, though you're not really the type to wear blue” I chuckled, handing the woman behind the stall some cash, in exchange for her artwork. Quite a lot of her work actually, she was really talented.

“You think I'd look good in blue?" he asked, as I thanked the Lady as we began to walk away.

“You look good in everything, it's actually insufferable" I grumbled, and he chuckled as his fingers linked with mine again.

“you know what else I’d look good in?" he whispered, only loud enough for me to hear. My face turned red at his suggestive tone, and slapped his arm as a wall to tell him to shut up. He took the first chance he got to drag me away to the closest bathroom, and I followed behind willingly. 

~~~

I almost grunted as my back was pushed against the door of the toilet stall. my hands gripped his shoulders as he held me up, his rough lips on mine making me shiver.

“Cori” I breathed, as I pulled away from the kiss, staring into his eyes or, well, his sunglasses. “I think we should slow down…” I suggested, starting to grow nervous about where this was going.

“Why, doll?" he asked, his thumbs starting to rub circles into my thighs, it was hard to put what I was feeling into words, especially since he already knew. The fact that I'm trans isn't something we really talked about often, but it always seemed to be a topic in these situations.

“Is this what I think this is about? "he asked, and I nodded. His eyebrows raised slightly when I confirmed it, and he sighed slightly "awe, sugar, you know I don't care about that stuff. You're a

man. That's all that matters to me" he said, and I nodded silently, " Plus, I have teeth for eyes, I can't really judge.” he said, and I chuckled at his words, feeling a little better after what he said.

"Right, can I go back to fucking my boyfriend now?" he asked, smirking as I nodded,  and he began to attack my neck with kisses.

[weirdcat1213]

Hi....If you don't mind me asking, can I ask, what are your top 7 favorite media (can be books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series/etc) and your top 7 favorite (fictional) characters from any media? Why do you love them all? Sorry if you've answered this questions before......

Hello :D

omg i get to yell about things I like, exciting!

first im going to go with my top 7 in no special order cuz I would never be able to decide

Trigun (98, manga and stampede): I've talked WAY to much about this one but holy shit has impacted my life. The story, the characters, the pain THE SWEET SWEET PAIN MY GOD. It just mixes a lot of tropes/themes I really like. And we have 3 versions of it! How cool is that?

Steven Universe: again another classic. Discovered the show when I was young and it just grabbed my soul. Very formative and influential while I was growing up. So soft and p a i n f u l l as all thins should be :3. Plus the music is a banger. Like to this day ik songs from it. Favorite one is change btw.

Legend series (book series): no one paid attention to this series because it came out the same time as divergent and hunger games and other big titles. But I was! And it's still one of the best book series I've ever read. It totally has the 2013-2015 vibes (except for the latest one in the series, rebel) but it's....honest. not only because all the struggles in the book are real but also because the author really believes in her characters. She created them but also let them become people. Plus the writing is amazing and her description of specific moments and emotions UGH I have a huge post about it because of how cool it is. I still remember opening the first book and getting SLAPPED by the first line. Yes it's that good.

Signalis: newish game :D saw lesbians, saw violence and I was on board but I never thought the game would make me think and stare at the wall that much. So far I've played it 5 times and going for a 6th. It's so abstract and no one can decide on what's true or not but that's part of its beauty. Really clever and interesting game. Nothing is real, only lesbians with guns.

Our Flag Means Death: cool show that was about queer NOT IN THEIR TEENAGE YEARS??? IN THIS ECONOMY??? AND NOT ABOUT AIDS (sorry pose I still love you). Of course it won me over because of the queerness but also the characters themselves. It was nice to see myself in a lot of them, personality and racially wise. The fun gay pirates came to my house, destroyed my life and also gave me life. Easy as that.

Pose fx: don't like the main writer of the show too much but the rest of them ATE WITH THIS. A story about black queer woman PORTRAYED BY BLACK QUEER WOMEN. It deals with the aids crisis through the lenses of trans women and gay men but the thing in that show that blew me away was the love for femininity and the community they created around it. They actually took their abandoned and traumatized selves and became someone. They formed families that actual give support and I'm a sucker for found family. I've cried many times because I wanted Blanca to adopt me. 10/10 show about overcoming shit circumstances and the importance of community. What if I cried again.

Houseki no Kuni (manga and anime): weird manga that I've been following for YEARS because its so fucking good. The anime is beautiful and captivating af and honestly the whole thing needs to be analyzed by a Buddhist. it makes me want to learn about that religion so i can understand more. but yeah its sad, its hype, and once again its about gay rock MMM my favorite. you dont know the hours i spent looking for videos/animatic about it. hard to explain but i like to describe it as "human growth: the manga/anime"

Maybe it seems like I don't watch many movies and it's kinda true! I'm more of a shows person. but there are movies i like. maybe another day

Now onto my favorite characters but again I can't decide so this is in no special order. Also because I can't decide I'm giving the spotlight to characters that are not from the media mentioned above (for example if you dont see vash in here is because i yell about him enough like. 3 times minimum per month). Because I can. Because I'm normal about media and stories i like.

1.Steven (su): MY BOY MY MOON AND STARS. ok a lot of this list is about characters i relate to, but this one is the og. this mf is one of the kindest, awesome yet misunderstood characters of all time. theres so much rage and trauma in this little guy but there are many other feelings that get lowkey explored in the main show until BOOM the emotions explode in su future. its amazing how complex my son is. im so lucky that i got to grow up along side him in a way. and in another way it was nice to see myself kinda represented in him? fun times.

2.Tifa (ffvii): PRETTY RECENT BUT SHES THE COOLEST. ejem sorry. i love cloud, zach and the others from the game but tifa doesnt get the recognition she deserves. she survived so many tragedies and became stronger because of it. not only in body but also in mind. however she also became cautious and tries to not explode in front of others. she tries to be a safe place for people, even when shes scared. i think thats pretty admirable of her. i would say more but i dont want to risk spoiling the game but there are little moments and scenes where she just tries to be there for people because she has no one in her life anymore and fuck it makes me sad. also shes pretty hot-

3.Elektra (pose): MY QUEEN. shes just. evil sometimes. shes really a bitch to most of the characters but DAMN SHES COOL WHEN SHE IS. elektra knows she was born with a huge disadvantage in life so she grabs power like a mf and bites it. i kinda aspire to be that, to not let anyone get in my way. she just really speaks to the part of me that has bigger ambitions. but shes also smart and caring (when shes not being a bitch) and every time the world puts her down she stands up and kicks the world again. she's the power of femininity itself and yes i also think shes hot (i mean look at those cheeks of thunder) but shes like a fucking storm in a person and how i can not love that? We love poc people in power.

4.Phos (houseki no kuni): This fucking child (they're a child in my eyes) is so important to me for weird reasons. I got deep into hnk when I was in my sabbatical year. It was a time where I didn't know where I would go and phos seemed to be in a similar place. To this day it surprises me how ichikawa managed to create a "simple" character and then by all definitions made them human. I like their journey, the transformations they went through, the stages they went to cope or to confront their situation. Plus the design is pretty affff

5.Edward Teach (ofmd): I just.....really connected with this guy ok? The feeling of always being at the bottom so if you are going to rise your only option is to make people fear you but that's not true BOY HE LEFT NO CRUMBS WITH THAT WHOLE THING. he was just really cool when he entered the show and then it was "oh this guy is really fucked up actually" and he's so funny and MORE OLD POC QUEERS? FUCK YEAH. but i guess what puts him on top for me is how he explored himself and his needs. All that while being funny and tragic and gay. Really cool.

6.Anthy (revolutionary girl utena): MY DAUGHTER RRRRAAAAHHH. Anthy is a really tragic and complex character. to this day i cannot put together every reason why shes my favorite from utena. Shes tragic and my god the things she goes through break my heart every time I think about it but...shes also incredibly strong and funny and a weird keeping animals in her room. The creators did an excellent job showing her lack of agency and how she already had given up, but also showed her humanity and wish to retain things in her life that gave her joy. And movie anthy? That girl is a no nonsense girl. She will get her girlfriend no matter what from the people who abused her. She left that fucking school as a mature, smart and kind adult. We fucking stan.

7. Richard (requiem of the rose king): another recent acquired son. Idk why this one hit so much and honestly for how short the manga is (79 chapters) they did such a good job with him???? Banger themes and metaphors, banger character moments, banger GENDER moments. I've seen a few people not being able to take him seriously but idk, ir sounded honest and serious to me. A kid who has been told since birth they were a demon became one to survive but not really. Because no one with his wish can fully be a demon. Idk maybe it's cheesy but his quest for love and acceptance was a banger in my eyes (please read the manga. We can leave the anime behind). Also I like him cuz he's cool and is a character I CAN ACTUALLY COSPLAY THANK GOD-

AND THOSE ARE SOME CHARACTERS AND SOME PIECES OF MEDIA I LIKE :D IF ANYONE WANTS MORE PLS ASK.

[autumnslance]

School's In Session; Prep for Cold Weather

I've been doing a lot of PvP on Dark and Aeryn this week. Anyroad.

Scholarch Montichaigne's lecture on aether is impressive (and rewatchable in the Unending Journey). Some of it is information we knew before, thanks to the Shadowbringers story through its patches, but it's good to get the refresher on the different kinds of aether that make a person. Also his explanation of memory and magical effects not only explains the Forum's self-administered spell restriction, but also later the pivotal events in Elpis.

Not to mention the honestly impressive conjuration of the paper, pen, paintbrush, and inkwell, and their manipulation. He's showing off for his impromptu class, made of his friends' grandchildren and this weird Eorzean adventurer. It's all in fun...but also a not-so-subtle reminder of just how adept the Scholarch is, and he's but one member of the Forum.

Our understanding of the Lifestream and souls and memory modification refreshed and better explained, we're off to Limsa to meet the trio of badass ladies who run the Alliance.

Seriously one of the things that struck me on first playing this game back in ARR was during the patches and seeing them in a room together, and realizing Eorzea is entirely run by 3 very different women. The men came later. After years in other MMOs with even shoddier track records when it comes to women characters, it was a Thing. While FFXIV isn't always great, the treatments of their leaders has been far more consistent than some.

*stares into the middle distance in Azerothian for awhile*

Before heading to Limsa, I did some of the sidequests that pop up around the Studium. Alisaie's admirer with the mammet, the Forum robes quest (C'oretta in Forum robes is someone's nightmare I'm sure; hers is the bland color scheme), some pretentious tutors, a few wayward books, and of course the beavers. Which gets an accompany quest.

Now that that horror is out of the way...for now....

The WoL declaring their reason for the Scions joining the Ilsabard Contingent gets us another rousing "Heroes Forge Ahead." This scene is also not voiced despite its importance, nor the next one with meeting Raubahn, Aymeric, Gaius, and Maxima in Ala Mhigo. This quest, "A Capital Idea," isn't replayable in the Unending Journey at all; it skips from "Sound the Bell, School's In" to "Best of the Best."

And the men waiting in Ala Mhigo reiterate their dedication to keeping Eorzea safe in the Scions' absence, though also caution the Contingent and its humanitarian goals were not entirely popular in the realm. Still, we're a long way from the city-states' reliance on the Scions for...everything.

Gaius having to stay behind is an obviously painful choice for him and it irks me they brought him back just to stick him in mediocre optional content while sidelining him (so far) despite Garlemald. Though there's strong points about why it's a bad idea for him to go, and gives Maxima time to shine as Lucia's second.

The Ilsabard Contingent Intro is a great scene, one of the rewards for a player who's completed optional content. Emmanellain's fully cringey and cringing here; honestly, this is not his forte and trying to constantly force him into a warrior's role is the worst idea. Also, he doesn't have Honoroit to balance him out.

I do enjoy the moment of Scion levity, as Alisaie nearly gets to watch Y'shtola murder Thancred and Urianger. You know she'd take notes.

Y'shtola: In the meantime, I have a bone to pick with Thancred and Urianger regarding their wagging tongues…

Run, boys! (It won't help)

We also get another of Temulun Mol's prophecies, delivered by Cirina:

Cirina: Two suns─one burning red, the other frozen black. Closer they circled, closer and closer, and as they danced the world fell to ruin. In blinding chaos she spied blackened silhouettes, and knew at once that one was yours. Cirina: Yet we knew not how to interpret this dream, save as a sign that great danger awaits. But whatever lies ahead, I will walk with you, traveler.

ThisIsFine.jpeg.

Handing out the Warding Scales and wow, A-Rhun's dialogue is radically different for a White Mage vs a Non-WHM. Everyone else is mostly the same, though you have far more people to speak to depending on how many job quests are completed, and if Bozja is also unlocked/completed.

A few more reminders of the cold, and just as the fashion-conscious Scions debate what to do to avoid wearing the fugly GC overcoats, Tataru arrives with her new Look and their cold weather gear. Also word that the long-forgotten Scion Roegadyns have returned to handle the Rising Stones, so she will go to Sharlayan to help Krile.

Seriously, as a Roe player, I thought the devs had forgotten Aergmhus and Bluomwyda, last seen after the Crystal Braves fiasco in Heavensward. Then they got a brief mention in 5.55, and now mentioned here. Returning to the Rising Stones from Ala Mhigo, the duo is indeed present, and the only ones in the Scion HQ as everyone else is dealing with the Towers and helping the realm. They've apparently been answering to Riol the whole time:

Bluomwyda: It's been quite some time, hasn't it? As I recall, Ishgard was still at war with Nidhogg's brood when last we spoke. I hear the dragoon from those days is a Scion now. Bluomwyda: As for Aergmhus and I, we recently returned from a mission in the provinces, where we built up an information network at Riol's behest. The man's a tyrant─had us working every waking moment. Bluomwyda: Anyroad, the two of us have been tasked with keeping watch over the Rising Stones, but I'm keeping a closer watch on Aergmhus and his alcohol intake. Last thing I need is for the man to be in a drunken stupor when trouble comes our way.

Aergmhus: Well, if it isn't Mistress [Surname]! Long has it been since we last met, but surely you haven't forgotten, have you? 'Tis I, Aergmhus─formerly of the Maelstrom and the Crystal Braves! Aergmhus: Upon returning from my mission abroad, Tataru called me to the Rising Stones and asked me to “prepare for the worst.” And though the worst has yet to come, I must abstain from indulging in a glass of wine until after it's passed.

Next up: Garlemald!

[wilsons-striped-ties]

march tc challenge (days 1-30 one shot)

Original post here!!

1. If you could change one thing about your TC, physical or personality-wise, what would it be?

mango: I would say his fashion sense but then I've grown to like it HAHA so I guess his obliviousness because seriously I'm staring right at you can't you see me? But it's cute sometimes

passion fruit: he's too soft on the horrible students of his he looks scary but he's such a cinnamon roll, for his sanity he should scold them sometimes

2. Are they “your type”, or was falling for a person like them completely unexpected?

mango: the total opposite of my type in terms of likes and personalities, hence it was entirely unexpected

passion fruit: his likes are more my type but it was also unexpected because I already had one tc I didn't expect to like another (albeit this one not as strong but still considered)

3. If they were an ice cream flavour, what would it be?

mango: butter pecan??? chocolate chip cookie dough????? or maybe just plain vanilla/chocolate since he isn't the most complicated of people but it's sweet and simple, possibly even a little more complicated the more you eat it

passion fruit: maybe something like rum and raisin or coffee chip something that needs an acquired taste and probably is more expensive

4. imagine you have a whole weekend to spend with your tc. what would you guys do?

mango: hmm probably something cliché like grabbing dinner and watching a movie, but maybe baking too because I know he's baked at least once, and maybe grab a morning run once or twice and maybe some other sports

passion fruit: I honestly don't know what he likes so maybe grab dinner to get to know him more, watch a movie and he can pick more activities? He looks like he bowls maybe we can go bowling

5. what's their biggest talent?

mango: running, sprinting and anything sports related

passion fruit: memorisation. His history memorisation is incredible

6. be honest: would you guys be a power couple or not?

mango: probably eh

passion fruit: maybe

7. if they knew about your feelings, would they confront you about it or ignore it

mango: I think he would be a little awkward around me but he's always sometimes awkward so

passion fruit: I think he'll ignore it

8. are they a good singer?

mango: have never heard him sing before

passion fruit: he's sang a line or two jokingly in class before and he's pretty good honestly

9. if you could choose an outfit that your tc had to wear every single day, what would it look like?

mango: oh goodness the red collared shirt of immense sexiness paired with khaki shorts/long pants that's the best of his looks red looks stunning on him all collared shirts look awesome on him

passion fruit: his usual black/dark blue dress shirts are wonderful

10. are they more academic, artistic, or athletic? what about you?

mango: definitely athletic he was a national athlete for crying out loud but he's also really academic

passion fruit: really academic and a little athletic

me: none LOL I am rather athletic but not as much as mango and academic but not really smart

11. do they inspire you as a person?

mango: YES

passion fruit: yes

12. are they an early riser or a night owl?

mango: feels like an early riser but all teachers have to report early to school

passion fruit: feels like an early riser too

13. have you ever made each other angry or upset? if so, how did you reconcile?

mango: when he confiscated my phone because I was checking the online timetable but he thought I was using my phone but lesson hadn't even started so I was super pissed and he was disappointed but we got over it

passion fruit: never

14. do you ever find yourself imitating them, either consciously or unconsciously?

mango: yeah a little in the way he sits LOL he manspreads a lot but its hot and he runs his hand through his hair so I do too

passion fruit: yeah in the way he explains stuff about history and teases people

15. what do you think their love language is? what's yours?

mango: I think he's words of affirmation? Maybe a little physical touch as well

passion fruit: words of affirmation for sure

me: quality time and words of affirmation and physical touch

16. have they taught you anything that isn't school related? valuable life lessons, insights on how you feel about yourself, etc?

mango: he's taught me a lot about resilience and to look inwards because he often asks how I'm doing and I have to give a legit answer

passion fruit: he's taught me to be confident in myself and always ask questions and answer his questions as well because he always points me out to answer questions that the rest can't answer and he's taught me that I do enjoy academic validation whoops

17. what would they have to do to make you lose feelings for them?

mango & passion fruit: goodness they'd have to like I don't know do something really horrible

18. are they introverted or extroverted? what about you?

mango: he's like extroverted but not overly

passion fruit: he's introverted but not overly

me: ambiverted

19. who's more likely to start rambling about their interests while the other listens?

mango: me rambling him listening

passion fruit: us rambling and us listening

20. do you feel guilty about having feelings for your tc?

Not really HAHAHAHAHA

21. are you insecure about them liking another student more than you?

mango & passion fruit: yes, duh

22. what kind of hairstyle would you love to see them in?

mango & passion fruit: I don't know man I love their hairstyles now

23. do you think they trust you?

mango: hope so man

passion fruit: most likely

24. what's the most comedic moment that's occurred between you two?

mango: probably us playing frisbee together in physical education class??? All the times we see each other and wave as fast as possible with huge grins probably, or the time all the teachers had a huge boring meeting and he spent like an hour texting me instead of listening, saying that he wanted it to end soon

passion fruit: that one time in lesson that he was pissed at them not handing in the homework so he slammed the entire stack of worksheets onto my desk and told them he'll make me mark all these worksheets later and when the lesson was about to end I asked him if I was supposed to really mark and he said no/the time he made me finalise an extra class during the holidays because he says they'll listen to me more

25. have you ever drawn them or written about them to vent your feelings?

mango & passion fruit: writing definitely and drawing last night I just started to LOL

26. how do you feel when you're around them? are you so nervous that you can't concentrate, or do you just feel happy that you get to spend time with them?

mango: I'm constantly nervous and genuinely super happy so happy that I always grin around him and I become slightly hyperactive around him and sometimes when he's talking I just stare at him and I always look forward to being around him

passion fruit: genuinely happy and I love the smell of his cologne LOL he's really chill and his humour is kinda dry but I love it not super nervous but sometimes awkward

27. do you guys have any inside jokes?

mango & passion fruit: we don't usually joke so no unfortunately

28. do their morals, principles, or political views align with yours?

mango & passion fruit: we're mainly the same

29. have you ever tried to get over them?

mango: tried, failed, never tried again

passion fruit: never tried

30. if someone nice your age showed up in your life and you caught feelings for them, would you move on from your tc?

sure

31. have you ever said or done something that, in hindsight, might have been hurtful to them? have they ever done the same to you?

mango & passion fruit: not really, I mind what I say and they don't really say anything hurtful

(this was fun)

[jolalibrary]

For the ask game! :)

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

—g👻

thanks so much g👻, appreciate you sending one in <3

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

this was a tiny bit hard, cause the entire fic is like my fave, but i chose 'this years love' and this little gem from ghost's pov:

Sometimes he doesn’t get far, your body colliding with his. All curves in his hands and arms around his neck, and he’s not sure what the fuck this is, but he likes it.  Loves it.  It’s something like a song about falling in love and a peaceful Sunday morning; it’s those moments you see in movies that make your eyes swell with tears as he stares at you, wondering how on earth you’re so goddamn amazing.  It’s familiar, and yet he has no idea what is happening next or why.  Mostly, though, Simon knows it’s something because he said your name to Johnny. 

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

this may sound really conceited, but i don't think i'd love if someone finished a fic for me (i can only think of one too, and I PROMISE IT ISN'T ABANDONED). when you weave so much of yourself into your work, it's really hard to sit comfortably when someone makes them do something you wouldn't have them do? if that makes any sense. and the only fic that isn't finished is orange, yellow, red and like I've woven in lots of things for a finale i just need to write, so if someone came along and did it, i'd be like.... ummmm, sir, what are you doing.

also, this is to everyone, if there's something you really really want to see, honestly try writing it. truthfully, even if you do it for yourself and save it in a folder just for your eyes, you'll have it. and i promise, it feels wonderful. when i first began this blog (the original version) my first fic was some nonsense about matt from season one, and i shared it all anonymously cause the blog was new, and i made a really good friend from it. so. you never ever know what can come from giving it a go.

right i'm off my soapbox, thanks for the ask!

send in asks for the ask game

[selineram3421]

I have a request :) Can you make some headcanons for demon Alastor in human world who was accidentaly summoned by reader and he started developing feelings for them?

Reader haven't made a deal with Alastor yet and knows Alastor from show itself but they dont want to tell him about it. Thank you <3

Heck yeah.

Headcanons of Alastor Falling for Human S/O

Alastor X Reader

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First of all, it was not intentional.

You were trying to do your first spell.

Who's gonna stop you? Not your cat, that's for sure.

And then just ☁poof☁ deer man appears

"THE FUCK!?", you shout and scramble back, tripping over your feet and falling.

Alastor is equally surprised, because he was in the middle of a good book and there was a strange shift in the air.

You lie on your back for a while, just trying to piece together HOW THE FUCK YOU DID A SUMMONING SPELL!

Deciding not to wait for you to process everything, Alastor speaks. "Excuse me, did you want something?"

Lol

Sitting up, you rub the back of your head with your eyes closed. "No? Sorry, I didn't mean to summon you-or any demon. It was not my intention tonight."

Then you open your eyes and get a good look at the demon you've accidentally summoned.

Holy shit that's Alastor!?

Now your brain is having a whole moment.

Never mind the summoning, how the fuck did I open up a portal and bring a fictional character into the 3rd dimension!?

"Um, who are you?", you ask, just wanting to make sure your brain wasn't making any of this up.

"Oh, how rude of me! My apologies, I am Alastor!"

It could be a demon with the same name?

"Radio Demon, Hell's finest radio host."

Nope, it's your animated crush. You freak out on the inside.

Honestly I'd be freaking out too.

"Um ok, nice to meet you.", you say awkwardly.

You stand up and notice he hasn't left the circle of crystals.

"Charmed, I'm sure."

"Sorry again, but can you go back home?", you ask, looking down at the crystals. "I want to try to do my spell again."

"Why of course!", he does a snap of his fingers but doesn't move. "That's odd."

"What's odd?"

"It seems that I can't leave."

And now you're stuck with a very tall demon. Good thing you live alone.

Your cat hides away from Alastor, the deer demon didn't even know you had a cat until you began searching for them.

"Where are you? Pspspspspspspsps.", you call, looking under your couch.

"What are you doing?", he asks.

"Calling for my cat."

"Hmm.. I'll have to try that with Husker."

You want to laugh so bad.

Alastor pokes at the crystal barrier, getting zapped as he does so. "Could you perhaps move one of these? I'd like to get out."

"Will you respect the house rules?", you ask.

He better.

He thinks it over for a moment or two. "Yes."

You tell him the house rules before letting him out.

Now you have a demon roommate. That is until you can figure out a way to get him back home.

The next day comes, and when you wake you find your cat sitting on your bed, staring through door.

"Glad you're back.", you mumble and pet them.

Stepping out of the room, you almost forgot about Alastor. Almost.

"Good morning!", he says with a wide smile. "I hope you had a proper rest."

"Am I still sleeping?", you ask, looking for something in the room that felt out of place.

"You're very much awake! Come sit, I've made you breakfast."

Your brain can't really grasp him in such a domestic moment, but you do as told and sit at your two person table.

~✨

You hide all the fanart and merchandise that has to do with Vivzie's work. You have to change a lot of your devices backgrounds.

Alastor and your cat do start to get along.

He asks about your radio. "What are all of these extra bits?"

"It's a record player, and a radio. It can also play CDs and cassettes.", you explain and demonstrate how to properly use it.

"Fascinating."

Sometimes when a good song is playing, he'll pull you into a dance.

He takes over the cooking most of the time.

Working on a spell? He'll help you out with it.

Unwanted house guests? Oh no, they've been spooked into leaving.

Coffee is made every morning. Tea as well if you prefer that.

One day you decide to help with the cooking.

"It's no trouble at all.", he says. "Just wait for the food."

"I'm gonna be stuck with not knowing how to make food when you leave, let me at least learn by helping."

He can't really argue with that, so he lets you help.

Let's get cookin'

Both of you end up cooking together more often and trade recipes.

Then you go grocery shopping after making sure he won't kill anyone unless its absolutely necessary.

"What if you encounter a thief?"

"Depends on what they take. I don't really care about money."

"What if someone assaults you?"

"I can take care of myself, they just have to throw the first hit."

"What about a rapist trying to lay a hand on you?"

"That one you can kill without a second thought."

You finally get to see his human disguise. Yes, he looks handsome as hell. A lot of heads turn in the grocery store when you both pass by.

There was almost a grab-by with an old woman. Thankfully you were able to move him away before she could pinch his bottom.

"Ew.", you said scrunching your nose. "Let's get the last thing and leave."

Falling in love?

I'd like to think that he'd fall for the little things.

Like when you sing, thinking you're alone. Or when you get a random spark of inspiration.

When you laugh at a corrupt person's death. And I mean laugh like it was the funniest joke you've heard. Crab rave

Your weirdness.

And the way you talk to your cat.

"I know you like fire but we can't do arson."

"Mroow.."

"I know its dumb but we live here. You can cause a fire at someone else's house."

I feel like he would wonder what you mean by that and test it out by teleporting your cat to someone's house.

"That's crazy."

"Hm?"

"On the news, someone's house caught on fire."

Cat is brought back and waltzes around the house like nothing ever happened.

"How did you get soot on your paws?", you ask after noticing the little trail your cat left behind.

You look around to see if the cat did cause a fire.

This is if you do buy merch occasionally/regularly/ or when you get the chance.

You forgot that you bought a few new pins and almost opened the package out in the open. "Oh f-", you grab the package and run to your room.

~

Did anyone see the Hazbin Hotel news?

~Seline, the person.

ML for Alastor🎙

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[zoeykallus]

Hunter – Dirty Little Thief 3 - What We Do Not Admit

Hunter x female reader She/Her (Enemies To Lovers)

Warnings: SMUT 18+

Strong Language/ F Bomb/ Male Self Pleasuring/ Voyeurism (kind of)

________________

You meanwhile travel with the Bad Batch, you and Hunter hiding your feelings from each other. To make things even more complicated, you regularly tease each other and clash a lot.

________________

What Happened Before:

Dirty Little Thief

Part 2 -Fairplay

Part 3 - What We Do Not Admit

When you came to, you were definitely no longer in the back alley. You opened your eyes, blinking, and stared at the underside of a bunk. You were in a ship and you already suspected which one. Your head hurt, you didn't really know why, but you suspected that you had hit your head when you fell while being stunned.

As you tried to reach for your head, you heard a soft clang and felt resistance. You looked down at your hands and realized you were handcuffed to the bunk you were lying in.

"Fantastic," you growled softly.

"So you're awake," you heard someone next to you say.

Your gaze fell on the opposite bunk, where the guy you had stolen from was sitting.

"The handcuffs are just for safety. We had to leave the planet, but we'll get you back as soon as we can."

You felt a gentle vibration in the ship.

"We're in hyperspace," you said with a sigh.

"That's right," Hunter returned.

You knew it would do no good to argue and he didn't seem like a sexual predator to you, he just didn't radiate it. So you kept silent and wanted to wait and see.

Hunter, however, wanted to have a conversation with you.

"So you steal to survive? Have you tried honest work?"

You said annoyed, "I don't have to answer to you, you can stop your pretentious chatter."

" That' s not how I m-"

"Oh no?" you interrupted him growling "Then how was it meant? Women like me, raised on a planet like Tatooine, with no family on the streets, hardly ever get honest work that doesn't involve sexual favors. Yes, I must say in all honesty, I'd rather be a dirty little thief."

He was silent, not knowing at first what to say.

"You have no right to be so condescending," you continued, "That thing I stole from you, I guarantee you didn't acquire it honestly, and the person you're bringing it to is certainly not the rightful owner either."

Hunter avoided your gaze, you weren't entirely wrong and it annoyed him. He scratched the back of his head and after a while of silence said.

"I've been talking to my brothers. You could travel with us for a while if you want, you're fast, you're skilled, you obviously have hand-to-hand combat experience... you won't get rich doing it, but you can survive. Besides, you'd be on the road, you wouldn't be stuck on Tatooine anymore."

Frowning critically, you looked at him. The idea didn't sound so bad, but there had to be a catch somewhere.

"Where's the catch?" you finally asked directly.

Hunter laughed softly and explained, "Well, there's not much room in the Marauder, we'd have to take turns sleeping when we're on the road for long periods of time, and as you suspected, our work is rarely of a legal nature."

You snorted, but grinned at him in amusement, his gaze lingering on your lips for a moment, then looking back into your clear eyes. He smiled as if he already knew you would say yes.

"Okay. We can give it a try" you said shrugging "However, I can't really help you if I'm tied up"

"You promise not to do anything stupid?" he asked with a stern look.

"I never make promises" you said with a wry smile "And stupid is my middle name, well actually it's reckless, but I guess you get the idea"

Hunter sighed, yet came over to you and unlocked the handcuffs, taking in your scent even more intensely for a moment, and for a second, his brain seemed to want to reset itself. He almost hastily sat back down on the bunk opposite you.

A few months later:

You fit in surprisingly well with the group, the boys liked you, even the weird guy who always looked pissed off seemed to like you to some extent. Crosshair was a case of his own, but you had no problems with him. The rest was straightforward. Tech was a little too talkative for your taste, but harmless.

Well, and as for Hunter, things were somehow much more complicated. You had a crush on each other, but neither of you was willing to break the ice and approach the other about it. On the contrary, you constantly clashed with each other, casting dark glances at each other, while both of you, for some unknown reason, longed for each other's closeness. However, you could hardly be left alone for a few minutes without starting an argument. What you argued about was always trivial nonsense, but you two made a sport out of getting into unimportant crap and making a drama out of it.

You didn't talk about the holocron anymore, you avoided the topic and avoided Hunter when he wanted to talk about it, until he gave it up for the time being. It was one of many points of contention

You had argued again this day, neither of you knew what it was about in the end, but went to bed angry, in opposite bunks. Tech and Echo had rebuilt the Marauder and expanded it a bit, by now you had your own bunk. It was directly across from Hunter's.

In the middle of the night, Hunter had actually already been asleep, something hit his nose that almost made him jerk awake. It was a smell that was sweet and heavy in the air. Female arousal, he realized. Realizing that it was your sexual arousal that was in the air, he widened his eyes and stared at the underside of the bunk above him. He heard your elevated heartbeat as you moved quietly under your covers.

Hunter swallowed. He focused completely on you, breathing in your scent deeply, he couldn't help it. You had a wet dream, moving slowly and sluggishly under your covers. He had no idea what exactly you were dreaming about, but it seemed to be hot.

Hunter felt himself getting hard and he would have given anything to be able to just slip under your covers right now.

Inwardly he cursed, he couldn't possibly ignore what was going on with you right now. He carefully dared to turn his head in your direction. He couldn't see much in the darkness, even though his eyesight was better than everyone else's on board, unfortunately he didn't have night vision. Nevertheless, he recognized your outline and how you moved. You were lying on your back, your legs slightly open, as if you were waiting for someone to lie between them.

He couldn't help it, his hand went over his muscular belly down into his loose sleeping pants and reached for his hard cock. His fist slowly pumped his erection, imagining he was in your bunk lying between your thighs and you gave those little sighs because he was inside you.

Part of him was ashamed, he felt like he was invading your privacy and in a way he was. But your scent was so overwhelming, even without your arousal you already befuddled his senses every day and he was attracted to you, but now in the excitement of your dream, your scent was even more intense, flooding his senses and activating something in him that was more primitive in nature.

He inhaled the air, smelling you, listening for your little sighs, his hand pumping faster and faster and he bit his tongue to keep from moaning out. His gaze was still fixed on your outline in the darkness and he could see that you had struggled free from the blanket in your sleep. He couldn't really see much, but he knew you were asleep in just your panties and tank top, the thought alone spurring him on, making his cock throb in his hand.

"Fuck," he hissed in a whisper through clenched teeth as he felt his climax getting closer and closer.

Then he heard a low moan from you, "Hu-Hunter..."

His name coming out of your mouth, in that tone, in that situation, now that he knew you were having an erotic dream, did the rest for him. Your voice slipped under his skin, the knot loosened, he came harder than expected. A gasp escaped him against his will as he soaked his sleeping pants and his six-pack with his semen.

His heart was beating very fast, very wildly, he could feel and hear his own heartbeat in his ears. He stared at you, you had stopped moving, and for a long, anxious moment, he thought you heard him and woke up. But you said nothing, and after a moment in which he collected himself, he heard your calm, steady breathing again.Your dream was obviously over.

Hunter had snuck out of his bunk very early in the morning first to use the refresher and clean himself up so no one would notice. As he exited the refresher again, he almost bumped into you.

Hunter apologized awkwardly, nervously stammered something, and finally fled into the cockpit. Puzzled, you watched him go and muttered to yourself, "He gets weirder every day."

You showered, freshened up and put on fresh clothes, today was a day off and you wanted to enjoy it. You planned to go out and have a look around the city you had landed in and in the evening go to a bar and have some fun.

Everyone on the team went their separate ways and went about their business. Tech and Echo were still busy scouring the holonet in the evening, Wrecker was playing the slot machines with Omega in Cid's bar, Crosshair was sitting in a corner of the bar chewing on his toothpick and drinking Spotchka. Hunter sat next to him and watched as you sat at the bar left and right one man each and both tried to engage you in conversation.

Hunter knew you weren't tongue-tied and you could fight back in a pinch, yet he watched you critically and nervously, part of him couldn't stand strange men paying attention to you. Crosshair followed his gaze and rolled his eyes, but said nothing for the moment.

When one of the men reached out and put his hand over your wrist, Hunter gritted his teeth. His muscles were tense and he felt that he was going to jump up at any moment.

"Why is he doing that? Why is he touching her?" he growled.

Crosshair teased him, "Listen, you jealous goat, if it really bothers you, go over and do something about it, otherwise please suffer in silence."

"His hand has no business being there," Hunter grumbled.

"It's just her wrist," Crosshair said annoyed.

Hunter frowned and said, "The touch is still unnecessary"

"When are you going to tell her you have a crush on her?"

The question tore Hunter away from you for a moment, he stared at his brother downright startled.

"What, what are you talking about?" he said, laughing nervously.

Crosshair showed him a smug smirk.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about," he returned simply.

Crosshair was about to say something, but he paused, frowned, and then said, "That pushy chick from last week is back."

Hunter followed his gaze and saw what he meant, a woman who couldn't decide on a hair color as he suspected and therefore had six different ones at once. She was dressed to the nines, tons of makeup, clothes that were so tight it bordered on tasteless and shoes so high that if Hunter stood next to her, she would tower over him by a few inches.

She had already thrown herself at him last week and he had only gotten rid of her with difficulty. He quickly tapped something on the comm on his wrist and looked in your direction.

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Your comm beeped and you looked at it for a moment. Actually, you hadn't meant to take it with you, but out of force of habit you had put it on. It was a text message from Hunter.

I know we had a fight and haven't made up yet, but I could really use your help. The pushy chick from last week is back.

Frowning, you spun around on your barstool. Hunter sat at a corner table with Crosshair, looking pleadingly in your direction. You saw the chick he was talking about and sighed. Hunter was a soldier he could handle a lot of things, but apparently not a pushy woman. You knew how uncomfortable he was and even though you were still a little pissed, though you didn't quite know why, you swung off your chair and walked up to him.

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Hunter actually found this moment quite convenient, he could kill two birds with one stone, get you away from the men, get rid of the pushy woman and enjoy your closeness if his thought worked out.

When you got up from the bar stool and came his way, his heart beat faster. It seemed to be working.

Crosshair raised his brows and asked him quietly, "You asked Y/N for help? Really?"

Again, the Sniper rolled his eyes and leaned back in his seat. You put on a smile, quickly pushed past the madam with the rainbow hair, and slid into the seat with Hunter.

"Hey honey," you said playfully suggestive, putting an arm around his shoulders and your legs across his lap.

At first Hunter was so taken aback that he just stared at you, and you could see a soft pink tinge rising in his cheeks.

"Um, hey sweetie," he returned a little bumpily, putting an arm around your hips.

"Is she still standing behind me?" you asked quietly.

He replied just as quietly, "Sat down one table over, watching us".

You rolled your eyes, acting like you didn't want this, apparently you had to play the girlfirend for a while. Actually you didn't mind, you liked being close to him, and the arm he had around you sped up your heartbeat, but you would never admit that. It was so loud in here anyway that Hunter probably couldn't even hear it at the moment.

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