#i'm not gay greg

[angels-read-fanfiction-too]

"i am not a homosexual."

[dailyjadenep]

i think a lot of us know the original

[2002-wooden-railway-thomas]

i'm not greg gay

[that-random-person-again]

Bad doodle

[floorworm]

I cant stop editing aot manga frames

[obsidiandious]

I'm not GAY North Tower

Friend prompted me to make this on the 'im not gay greg thing'

[kidneyyummer]

[unimatrix-581]

[House M.D.] S2EP19: House Vs. God

[jamieleecvrtis]

GREG HSU as Wu Ming-Han

Marry My Dead Body (2022)

[sideblog-9000]

So funny how after house and cuddy banged he looks completely empty

[kyleiskoool]

I'm not gay, Greg.

When I remembered this how could I not draw it lmao. Also was co templating if they should switch places but decided this bc. Like even if Nicky doesn't like him (HE DOES THO GUYS) he's defending himself after the wedding. I go crazy over these guys gang

[tomwambsgans]

greg strikes me as the kind of gay guy who blew his high school bully and the shame of it informs his every moment

[cigsotw-fikz]

i saw you were taking requests so i was wondering if i could get a greg x bryce one shot were bryce gets jealous really easy and its kinda known around school but nobody tells greg??? its kinda hard to explain but if you cant write it then its fine 😖😖

— jealous. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤin which greg is oblivious to bryce's jealousy ──────────────── ୨୧ ──────────────── intro + reqs rules here | reqs open. . genre(s): canon x canon | sfw (non-smut). . warnings: none. . a/n: i'm so, so sorry i didn't upload this earlier. got busy then gone on vacation :( i didn't know if you wanted them to already be boyfriends or for bryce to be jealous without them being anything so uh, i didn't made them boyfriends yet (i don't even ship them so this can be bad, tried my best) couldn't find any decent bryce photo so opted for using dysfunctional perspective's designs. (btw this is not in the same universe as dp). i lost my imagination midway of writing. constructive criticism is allowed. english is not my first language! ──────────────── ୨୧ ──────────────── Greg tried to keep up with his conversation despite the usual commotion in the lunchroom. People talking, distant giggles and unintelligible murmurs. He had been hanging out with Holly more often. He used to have a crush on her, but it started to disappear with time. He wasn't sure if they could be considered friends now, though, but he enjoyed whatever they had. However, there was someone who didn't like whatever they had. Bryce was sitting on another table, quietly observing Greg and Holly talk as his poor lunch got attacked by the very useless plastic fork he was holding. His 'friends' beside him eyed at him mischievously and tried their best not to laugh, because last time one of them laughed they payed by being elbowed by a not-so-amused Bryce. It was pretty much known around the whole school that Bryce was jealous. Yes, jealous was the word. Jealous of how Greg's attention was directed to Holly Hills and not to him. Jealous of how he smiled at her and she smiled at him. Jealous. It was a rumor spread all around the school, that wasn't exactly a rumor. Because rumors were fake and that wasn't. "You know they aren't a couple, right?" One of the boys next to him dared to ask. "Greg stopped liking her since like-" "I know. Why would you mention it?" He was trying to play dumb, to act cool. But his voice betrayed him. The guy stopped himself from answering because he wanted to keep his arm unbruised. You know how I said everyone knew? Everyone except Greg, who noticed Bryce staring and waved at him. The blond felt his heart skip a beat and waved back. He would never admit he was jealous. Because admitting he was jealous was admitting he felt something for Greg. Love, a desire to be his friend, whatever. He didn't want to feel anything for him. — Classes continued with normality. But Bryce's emotions didn't. He still felt a wave of rage when he noticed how Greg still chatted with Holly or spent some time with Rowley instead. Not with him. "Heffley!" He shouted as he ran after him on the hallway. Greg turned to see him and asked if he needed anything. As soon as their conversation started, soft murmurs and giggles filled the school again. Murmurs of people eyeing over them and whispering to their friends. Everyone knew. Everyone except Greg himself. "Sure, my parents won't mind, I think. It's Rodrick's turn to babysit Manny if mom's needs to go out." The black-haired answered to Bryce's question about staying at school a bit more to help him with some math homework after school. As you might assume, Bryce didn't care for those stupid exercises at all. He actually didn't need help. But if that made Greg hang out with him, it worked. ──────────────── ୨୧ ──────────────── . today's fic question: what's your favourite doawk character? mine are rodrick and holly! 💟

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

When actors are talking about ships that never ended up "officially" being canon, and they're just like, "We (the characters) didn't have sex."

What kind of deterrence is that? Like, okay? You should've.

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

Okay so here's how I think Succession will end. Greg's gay dad (aka Chekhov's Gay Dad) finally appears in the flesh in the last episode. He has sex with Logan which reverts him back to default settings nobody knew he even had (let alone Logan himself). He's suddenly really nice to everyone including his kids.

The Tomshiv divorce takes place, both Shiv and Tom decide to be okay with each other at least in court. Tabitha reappears and homosexualizes Shiv, who is now a self proclaimed butch (nothing about her looks or way of being changes).

Tom is secretly devastated by the divorce. He decides it's a great opportunity to reinvent himself. Starts going to the gym. Incidentally he meets Greg there. They bump into each other in the locker room while they're both naked. Tom takes it as Greg's attempt at seduction (it's not). He graciously lets Greg have gay sex with him. The interaction leaves Greg very confused. Tom on the other hand is spiraling. Is he gay? Has he been gay this whole time? Is he bisexual? Is he homophobic? He can't be homophobic if he had sex with a man, right? Right?

At the same time Kendall is sad. Stewy feels especially seduced by his wet eyes swag and has sex with him. Kendall releases a mumble rap EP all about the experience.

Logan finally decides on the succession line. He invites his kids to dinner. Refers to himself as a "fellow faggot" multiple times. He chooses Shiv to take over. She vows to make the company a more inclusive place. In practice in means that Waystar is now fully rainbow washed. Greg becomes head of HR tasked with hiring queer millennials and gen-zers like himself (he's very confused about that last part).

Roman meets a man. He hates him. The man hates Roman. They have steamy hate sex. Roman goes on Drag Race.

[amyritter2]

real question is why does house know so much gay person lore and why does he know how to act gay and why does he have knowledge only gay people would have in the first place. AND why is he so hell bent on sabotaging wilson's dating attempt by pretending to be gay