#i'm not doing it twice

[kariachi]

Theoretical House Arrest AU Mike Daily Menu Example

Because I wanted a bit of a visualization of scale for myself for when I write his ass.

Goals- 4 meals (totaling ~23,000 calories) and 3 snacks (totaling ~6000 calories) a day

Breakfast: ~3600 calories

5 frozen hashbrowns (~900 calories)

2 servings fruit parfait (~1110 calories)

2 frozen sausage, egg, cheese sandwiches (~820 calories)

2 toaster strudel (~340 calories)

1 serving veggie omelette w/extra butter (~300 calories)

Coffee w/butter (~100 calories)

Morning Snack: ~2000 calories

3 servings meat, cheese & crackers (~960 calories)

4 servings trail mix (~500 calories)

1 chocolate bar (~210 calories)

2 servings fruit juice (~160 calories)

Lunch: ~5800 calories

5 servings ready-make stroganoff w/heavy cream (~3000 calories)

4 servings steam-in-bag mixed veggies (~140 calories)

5 slices multi-grain bread (~600 calories)

3 servings frozen mozzarella sticks (~900 calories)

2 servings rocky road milkshake w/heavy cream (~1000 calories)

Afternoon Snack: ~2000 calories

1 triple decker peanut butter, honey, & banana sandwich (~1000 calories)

4 slim jims (~150 calories)

1 serving caramel milkshake w/heavy cream (~800 calories)

Supper: ~5800 calories

4 servings salmon & pasta in cream sauce (~2400 calories)

3 servings loaded baked potato (~2200 calories)

2 servings sauteed vegetables w/peanut sauce (~700 calories)

2 cupcakes (~500 calories)

1 Arizona tea (~200 calories)

Evening Snack: ~2000 calories

1 half apple pie w/whipped cream (~1240 calories)

2 cherry cheese danish (~540 calories)

Coffee w/butter (~100 calories)

Dinner: ~8000 calories

8 servings pot roast dinner w/ vegetables and potatoes (~4600 calories)

8 slices cheesy texas toast (~1400 calories)

8 servings mixed nuts (~1400 calories)

2 servings cheese (~200 calories)

2 servings cherry banana smoothie (~500 calories)

[sapsolace]

obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]

[forgettable-au]

I'm sick so I drew silly things about my AU lmao don't take these that seriously

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I'm not going back to Gusu with you.

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[shivunin]

Because I have just seen this specific thing for the second time, I would like to say:

If I reblog your art, I do not expect you to reblog (or share!) my fic in return

If I comment on your fic, I do not expect you to comment on (or read!) mine in return

My enjoyment of anyone's work does not come with strings or expectations

My friendship is not a bill that you will have to pay later

That's it!

[bonefall]

Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.

It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.

[vellichorom]

you sick little animal, even death itself pities you.

[elbdot]

I love you Arcane Jesus, can't wait for your resurrection EDIT: Also uhm. I guess I needed to clarify that this is a PAINTINg

[sketchy-tour]

These were meant to be warmups. ANYWHO!

Went to a random palette site and picked ones that were reminiscent of Wally's colors but still very different that I liked and grabbed some outfits to do a sort of challenge for myself. Idk, thought it would help me out of my funk.

Suffice to say, I'm feeling a bit better now~ These were really fun to do!!!

[chocolatewoosh]

[upslapmeal]

"but Pyramids of Mars established that Sut-" my friend this is the three-separate-explanations-for-Atlantis show, as far as I'm concerned they can have a free-for-all when it comes to real-world mythology

"but they're ruining the canon!!" buddy I got good news for you, Doctor Who canon is a buffet and you don't have to eat anything you don't want to

[ruporas]

feast (ID in alt)

[sixtysixproblems]

posting this now even tho its a shitty sketch currently but idk when ill get the energy to finish it soooo...

man am I looking forward to this reunion lmfao. oscar buddy as many questions as we fans have for you, ward will have so much more

"it's called being a monsterfucker, ward, you should try it sometime" ~Oscar, probably. I have a feeling he knows that term. I have a feeling Mr "the earth is fla-bbergasting" has a Tumblr. just a hunch.

Edit: fucked up and forgot to add this. This is fanart for a comic called Marble Sky you can find here on Tumblr by @somerandomdudelmao

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

At your side [End of Season 2]

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[luthor-s]

Cranium (2025)

As two of a very few biological anthropologists in the country, a catastrophic plane crash forces two doctors and former university rivals to work together. While identifying victims, the discovery of an unexpected skull adds a new layer of mystery to the investigation. At some point during their work, a shift in their typically adversarial relationship occurs.