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Theoretical House Arrest AU Mike Daily Menu Example
Because I wanted a bit of a visualization of scale for myself for when I write his ass.
Goals- 4 meals (totaling ~23,000 calories) and 3 snacks (totaling ~6000 calories) a day
Breakfast: ~3600 calories
5 frozen hashbrowns (~900 calories)
2 servings fruit parfait (~1110 calories)
2 frozen sausage, egg, cheese sandwiches (~820 calories)
2 toaster strudel (~340 calories)
1 serving veggie omelette w/extra butter (~300 calories)
Coffee w/butter (~100 calories)
Morning Snack: ~2000 calories
3 servings meat, cheese & crackers (~960 calories)
4 servings trail mix (~500 calories)
1 chocolate bar (~210 calories)
2 servings fruit juice (~160 calories)
Lunch: ~5800 calories
5 servings ready-make stroganoff w/heavy cream (~3000 calories)
4 servings steam-in-bag mixed veggies (~140 calories)
5 slices multi-grain bread (~600 calories)
3 servings frozen mozzarella sticks (~900 calories)
2 servings rocky road milkshake w/heavy cream (~1000 calories)
Afternoon Snack: ~2000 calories
1 triple decker peanut butter, honey, & banana sandwich (~1000 calories)
4 slim jims (~150 calories)
1 serving caramel milkshake w/heavy cream (~800 calories)
Supper: ~5800 calories
4 servings salmon & pasta in cream sauce (~2400 calories)
3 servings loaded baked potato (~2200 calories)
2 servings sauteed vegetables w/peanut sauce (~700 calories)
2 cupcakes (~500 calories)
1 Arizona tea (~200 calories)
Evening Snack: ~2000 calories
1 half apple pie w/whipped cream (~1240 calories)
2 cherry cheese danish (~540 calories)
Coffee w/butter (~100 calories)
Dinner: ~8000 calories
8 servings pot roast dinner w/ vegetables and potatoes (~4600 calories)
8 slices cheesy texas toast (~1400 calories)
8 servings mixed nuts (~1400 calories)
2 servings cheese (~200 calories)
2 servings cherry banana smoothie (~500 calories)
#i almost didn't share this#but guys i worked so hard#and also jesus fucking christ on a cockerel#i tried to make it as balanced as i could given the severe calorie needs going on#did i succeed? ...i tried#boy is packing it away that dinner alone is minimum 5 lbs of food#i'd ask where he keeps it all but the mouths on his palms are deeper than his hands#so clearly he's working on some gourmand-brand biology or something#boy has a personal pocket dimension dedicated to food and teeth#subspecies 11#doesn't really count but i want to find this later#i'm not doing it twice
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obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]
#griddlehark#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#gtn#when u and the situationship livin it up in a haunted palace... FO FREE!!!!!#i wanted 2 do a background 4 this but college and work have been kicking my ASS so#figured i should just post it and move on i got other sketches and wips#anyways hello tlt fans do not expect me 2 draw anything the same twice. love u <3#in this kitchen we fuck it And we ball. no artistic sameness and we like it that way. i also serve food once a month#stay at your own risk#i've been going insane over tlt by myself on my side acc and the longer i have no one 2 talk abt nona grief with#the more art i will pop out. but also pls i need 2 talk abt this shit w someone i'm coughing and dying out here
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I'm sick so I drew silly things about my AU lmao don't take these that seriously
#made these in my tablet instead of my computer and I realized I don't have any of the fonts sigh.......#so I improvised#“No girls allowed! No boys allowed! Papyrus allowed.”#these are so silly I missed doing silly AU stuff (has done it twice before#(this is the third time)#forgettable-au#undertale au#undertale#I don't even know if I should tag these#gaster#papyrus#papyrus!gaster#flowey#I keep drawing Gaster differently qyswodhwsj#but I think I'm settling for a design.....
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mourning black and the death of ideals
#i haven't moved on from this yet. btw. i'm still here#finally decided to draw the thought i've been ruminating over for days on end bc it's like a parasite eating away my brain#stated this on the initial post i made days ago but there's just smt so gut wrenching and sickening#about how dazai will have worn black exactly twice in his life: once as a member of the mafia and now at kunikida's funeral#a color that initially signified devotion to the mafia and his demon prodigy alias now signifies his grief#him having to wear black again at the funeral of another doomed fatalist who chose his heart over his survival. his own partner.#kunikida's death being so reminiscent of the tragedy that initially caused him to defect and flee#and everything tying together full circle and effectively breaking him#asagiri rly said fuck knkdz it's doppover we lost gang 😭😭😭#why did bro leave that fucking notebook behind#fool. do you know that angst potential you have left me to work with?#love never won in bsd. it lay dead and festering#i don't know how much longer i can keep saying i miss them. i'm going to kill myself if he doesn't come back#i've never wanted something to be death bait so desperately#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#(??? technically. its implied anyway)#lotus draws
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Because I have just seen this specific thing for the second time, I would like to say:
If I reblog your art, I do not expect you to reblog (or share!) my fic in return
If I comment on your fic, I do not expect you to comment on (or read!) mine in return
My enjoyment of anyone's work does not come with strings or expectations
My friendship is not a bill that you will have to pay later
That's it!
#the fucking obsession with fandom becoming ~content creation~ has got to stop. this is not a business.#i don't like it when someone acts like i owe them because they complimented my work#and i will never do that to someone else#kindness has to be freely given or it isn't kindness; it's manipulation#this just. makes me feel super gross and it upsets me that it's happened twice#and that both people explicitly stated in their profiles that this is an expectation they have of fandom#you can't form a community by force. that's not how it works.#anyways. rant over. i just want it to be known that i'm not expecting anything from anyone lol#if i talk to you or hang out it's because i want to. i don't want anything from you except you know#kindness and companionship or w/e#bleargh. gonna go play a game or something.#dixeram
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I'm not going back to Gusu with you.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Those last two high effort comics where just a warm up for this masterpiece. My true magnum opus.#I was originally going to do this gag as a 'alternate version of comic 155'#Then I realized that they have the 'Come back to Gusu with me' conversation twice. So here we are!#I did consider having WWX say 'I'm not going back to gusu with you' in the comic for the better plot accuracy.#I'm invoking the rule of silly by having Wei Wuxian read between the lines of 'Come back to Gusu with me'.#Because it does feel like a confession! It is a confession of 'I care about your safety and I worry for what may happen.'#It is also poorly articulated. You can't really blame WWX for reading into it as 'LWJ is just another person trying to control me.'#The relationship between them is not good! It is two parties who genuinely want to be closer with each other but cannot communicate it.#You can't really have what makes these two work so well as a dynamic without the past history of:#“Back then I really wanted to be your friend.” They are a *missed connection*!#WWX reaches out and LWJ rejects him. And now when LWJ reaches out it is WWX who pushes them apart.#It is a tragedy about the consequences of being out of tandem and realizing what you want far too late.#The momentum of WWX's downfall is far to fast to reverse now. It's a 'When' not ''if' question.#Back to your normal style of PD-MDZS next update. Thank you for reading!
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
#No patience. Wither and rot.#These motherfuckers dogpiled the legend who leaked the no fly list because it identified as the wrong type of lesbian.#They will attack the people doing DIRECT ACTION over dumbfuck label discourse. Deeply unserious people.#Embarrassing to think that there are rubes out there who keep falling for this#For ALL our sakes I hope this is literally their first rodeos and they really haven't fallen for this bullshit twice.#But unfortunately I'm too old to be that hopeful.#I didn't get to see the big ''public block list'' made for us dirty queers who support or are bi/mspec lesbians but I hope I was on it#If a man is best judged by his enemies then exclusionists who echo terf rhetoric are the ones I WANT to have.#And ''public lesbian block list'' is in quotes because if you REALLY thought that such a thing wasn't a ''GO HARASS THESE PEOPLE'' charter-#--then you have a black mold where your brain used to be and it's rapidly eating into the bathroom tile you call a skull#Unironically you should not have a platform if you are THAT stupid or malicious to think it was anything BUT a harassment charter#I hope they're ashamed.#Context for those unaware: a flesh-eating amoeba created a public blocklist for people who supported bi lesbians#Minors and extremely small creators without big platforms were on that list#People got harassed but the most namely was Lockandkeyhyena who had people raiding his server with racial slurs and death threats.#I hope everyone involved sees who their ''allies'' are when they spread that sentiment.#A bunch of people ACTUALLY 'invading someone's space' to post the n-word and suicidebait.#THAT is who you appeal to. Sit with that.
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you sick little animal, even death itself pities you.
#uwu art#Rain World#RW Hunter#rain world spoilers#blood cw#body horror cw#blood tw#body horror tw#// ask to tag#i beat rainworld maybe a month ago & now i'm trying hunter. & holy fucking shit man#NOT ONLY DOES THIS DIFFICULTY SPIT IN MY FACE BUT AS DOES THE LORE. i'm so emo#imagine being trapped in a loop. NO THAT'S NOT ENOUGH you also are riddled with tumors that are slowly killing you#your entire existence over & over from this point is to die slowly or find a way to leave the world entirely. the luxury of life escapesyou#die or '' die ''#& if you should die & succumb to your disease then your body will remain to infect & consume others until at last someone comes#& renders it physically incapable. so that you may die twice#WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE FUNNY SLUGS GET TO BE PUT THROUGH ALL THE HORRORS#rain world makes me so upset it's so good. what the fuck
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These were meant to be warmups. ANYWHO!
Went to a random palette site and picked ones that were reminiscent of Wally's colors but still very different that I liked and grabbed some outfits to do a sort of challenge for myself. Idk, thought it would help me out of my funk.
Suffice to say, I'm feeling a bit better now~ These were really fun to do!!!
#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#wally darling#welcome home arg#WH Wally#welcome home wally#wally darling fanart#welcome home fanart#welcome home puppet arg#my art#Waaawwwyyy in a dreessss#Drawing the man to heal my soul#The top one feels so different from what I'm used to!!#Im usually so set on keeping my art soft but man doing something like this was kinda fun!!!#SHOUT OUT TO THEKNIFECLOWN for letting me steal their fit for the second piece!!!!!#limited colors also meant Wallys stuck with blue eyelids but ngl I find the blue so cute. A part of Wally's beta design I really really lik#Anyway its 5am and shoulda been in bed...AGES ago!!!#enjoy enjoy#sidenote please ignore that i just drew the same expression twice fjsjkdd god I didnt even REALIZE!!!!!
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#The Amazing Digital Circus#TADC Fanart#TADC Pomni#Pomni#The Amazing Digital Circus Pomni#Kaileys Art#Just whipped this up in the past hour cuz I've watched that pilot twice now and I'm in love with the characters n animation!! :D#The riggers did an incredible job to allow so much flexibility with the models and I love the direction they're taking with the animation#Anyway I don't ever really do fanart for things so this was a Complete anomaly gKLJSNDLKFDS this framing in this shot just looked Cool
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"but Pyramids of Mars established that Sut-" my friend this is the three-separate-explanations-for-Atlantis show, as far as I'm concerned they can have a free-for-all when it comes to real-world mythology
"but they're ruining the canon!!" buddy I got good news for you, Doctor Who canon is a buffet and you don't have to eat anything you don't want to
#to be clear this is NOT about disliking whatever they're doing with Sutekh#I'm going to try and watch Pyramids of Mars this week and I may hate the direction they choose to go in in the finale! who knows!#I wasn't a fan of a bunch of the choices they made for the Toymaker (though that is slightly different in that it's not a real world myth)#but there's a specific type of comment I've been seeing mostly in youtube comments which. yeah dead dove etc#but people getting worked up over the One True Canon is like. you know what show this is right??#I personally choose to ignore the buffet dish that is the First Doctor in Twice Upon A Time#anyway peace and love#the legend of ruby sunday#the empire of death#pyramids of mars#doctor who#dw spoilers#ramblings
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feast (ID in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#tw blood#im posting this so late because october escaped me Suddenly.. hello....#i wanted to make it a photoset with this other vampire vw wip but i don't think i'm finishing it any time soon and the mood of it is#completely different anyway. also i don't think i ever shared anything about my vampire au on here !!! it's all old art by now so im shy lo#but maybe i'll do a photodump of it. long story short vash is a vampire since birth and ww is a human vampire hunter that turns during thei#travels together due to EoM experiments + getting vash to drink from him at some point.#humans turn once they get bitten but bc ww has been experimented on#& got bitten by a bunch of human turned vampires thruout his hunts he thought it wouldn't be a problem for vash to drink from him but alas.#theyre both ok though theyre traveling together definitely not hating themselves for what theyve become and feeling guilty for what theyve#done to each other. theyre completely normal about it. the biting part is really appealing to me in vampire aus so i draw it a lot but#in reality vash only drank from ww once and ww mightve done it twice under the realization he might actually die otherwise#since he wont drink from humans after being turned.... he's combatting the 5 stages of grief at all times#if this is all nonsense im sorry DMGKSDF I'M NOT good at explaining and this au came from nowhere in the depths of my mind its a mess#ruporas art
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posting this now even tho its a shitty sketch currently but idk when ill get the energy to finish it soooo...
man am I looking forward to this reunion lmfao. oscar buddy as many questions as we fans have for you, ward will have so much more
"it's called being a monsterfucker, ward, you should try it sometime" ~Oscar, probably. I have a feeling he knows that term. I have a feeling Mr "the earth is fla-bbergasting" has a Tumblr. just a hunch.
Edit: fucked up and forgot to add this. This is fanart for a comic called Marble Sky you can find here on Tumblr by @somerandomdudelmao
#marble sky#marble sky fanart#Oscar (marble sky)#Ward (marble sky)#the kalidescope view#art wip#hey. hey oscar buddy. what the shit?#what the shit was that?#I'm trying to be cautiously optimistic and root for you#and you're making it a bid hard!!#hey guys. how are we doing after that last update. I'm doing. well..mhm#if I had a nickel for every horror-ish fandom I got into by accident#i'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#behold! my stuff
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Cranium (2025)
As two of a very few biological anthropologists in the country, a catastrophic plane crash forces two doctors and former university rivals to work together. While identifying victims, the discovery of an unexpected skull adds a new layer of mystery to the investigation. At some point during their work, a shift in their typically adversarial relationship occurs.
#Cranium The Series#Cranium GL#freenbecky#craniumedit#gledit#becky armstrong#freen sarocha#my heart is too heavy to think about TLP rn so here's a cranium edit#I'm so excited about this one I can't wait#*edit#I think I deleted some stuff from the logo by mistake oh well#I had to do this twice bc the 1st time ps crashed right before I saved anything :')
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the case of the very long stairway as small gif moments because apparently I like pain. let's get into it
Charles' expression pre-flashback vs. post-flashback
and the literal last moment of his life
some adorable edwinisms
I've always been obsessed with the way Edwin runs around the corner in this shot
these two just break me. every time.
this next one is a moment I'd been wanting to turn into a gif for a while. Charles is about to say "hi" before Edwin pulls him down and covers his mouth, but in this moment he's just so purely happy to have found Edwin again and there's the hint of smile on his lips
one of the most gorgeous shots of the show
and finally, this one, so that it's not all gloomy
other episode gif sets: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 8
#also this episode is DARK not just in a metaphorical sense#like the making of these gifs took twice as long as usual because everything is so freaking dark#and when I was making the gifs of the edwin in hell scenes and of Charles dying I kept asking myself why I was doing this to myself#you may have noticed that I steered clear of the confession scene#that's a whole new level of pain I left untouched very much on purpose#and there are already so many beautiful gifs of that scene so I decided I don't need to put myself through that process#anyway i'm rambling#dead boy detectives#dbda#the case of the very long stairway#edwin payne#charles rowland#my post#my gifs
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At your side [End of Season 2]
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#jin ling#wen qing#jiang yanli#a-yuan#It may have taken a year but we did it! The end of season 2!!!#(Granted: this season was nearly twice the length of season one.)#It's been a really fantastic season to draw for. So many iconic moments! It was a lot of work but I had a blast B*)#I also enjoyed experimenting more and more with my comic style. I'm growing as a comic artist bit by bit!#There is even a little bit of shadowing in this one for next season. As a treat. All the fun (and not heart breaking) scenes to come!#Comic talk time: Recently saw 12 angry men for first time and I love the coincidence of the themes aligning here.#They both touch upon the horror of judicial systems - in which the most persuasive argument wins and the truth is a nuisance.#All it takes is one person to stand against the crowd and say 'I do not know what is true. And that is reasonable doubt enough.'#When the majority is for condemning someone guilty - that in itself is persuasive enough.#One will set their mind to what the 'truth' is and refuse to see it any other way. That their perspective is the only correct one.#No one is born with a monopoly on the truth.#Everyone has biases and agendas. Some care not for the outcome - only that they can be on the convenient side.#Lan Wangji is putting everything on the line to say 'I'm not going to go with the majority vote.'#And that is a huge deal in a story that is so politically focused as MDZS is. Everything is a careful chess move to these sects -#and to not play the game is basically sacrificing everything you are and your families name. For some it is unthinkable.#And there is no doubt in LWJ's mind. He would stand there and lose everything if it means upholding justice.#More importantly - these two have each other's backs. The bond is unbreakable. This is the most ride or die I have seen two people be.
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