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bitterkarella · 4 months ago
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Midnight Pals: 10,000 Pounds of Spaghetti
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newssss? Rowling: allisssson how goess the lawsssuit againssst ssstonewall? Allison Bailey: GREAT NEWS! Bailey: if losing were winning, then we just totally won! Rowling:
Rowling: ssee, thiss sssilver-tongued eloquence isss why you're the bessst lawyer in the bussinesss! Bailey: thanks, dark lord! Rowling: or you would be if you ACTUALLY WON ANY CASSSESSS Bailey: i Bailey: oh Rowling: how could you lose? i gave you £1,000,000!
Bailey: ok yeah i lost this case but i'm sure that, if you just gave me another £1,000,000, i could absolutely pin that wispa bar on a trans Bailey: i know i could do it Bailey: you gotta believe me! Bailey: c'mon, bro, just one more £1,000,000, just one more
Rowling: what are you even ssspending £1,000,000 on jussst to lossse? Bailey: oh you know, like, legal stuff Bailey: like Bailey: exposition and Bailey: dockets Bailey: uhhhh Bailey: legal stuff Rowling: Rowling: [narrowing eyes] What'ss in that briefcasse?
Bailey: briefcase? what briefcase? Rowling: that one you're holding right there Bailey: OH! you mean THIS briefcase! Rowling: yess THAT briefcasse Rowling: the one with the ever-increasing olive oil sstain on the sside
Bailey: it's nothing, it's just full of , you know, papers Rowling: what kind of papersss? Bailey: um legal papers Rowling: Bailey: Rowling: let me ssee them bailey: [sweating] actually by the doctrine of uhh habeus porpoise i legally can't show you, sorry, that's just the rules
Rowling: did you ssspend my £1,000,000 on spaghetti again??? Bailey: actually legally i don't have to answer that question because of Bailey: because of uhhh Bailey: OBJECTION Rowling: give me that damn briefcassse! [they struggle for briefcase]
Rowling: i told you NOT to usse thiss £1,000,000 for sspaghetti damnit!! I told you! Bailey: [wailing] i know! i tried! Bailey: but then i got hungry Rowling: why do you need £1,000,000 for sspaghetti? Bailey: i mean, it's really GOOD spaghetti
Bailey: the guy who sold it to me told me that this spaghetti is anti-trans Rowling: how doess it work? Bailey: he said it's got big gametes Rowling: i don't know ssciencce but that ssoundss legit to me Bailey: he also sold me these magic beans
[meanwhile] L Ron Hubbard: step right up, step right up, get yourself some of honest ron's famous big gamete spaghetti Poe: Poe: i don't even want to know what this grift is supposed to be
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merlinsbbeard · 4 months ago
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Hello 👋🏽
For the WIP tag game….
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…. Sorry, I legit threw myself against the wall because each of your stories are so cool 😎
….i need a healer….preferably Ron….or maybe James….Ted? 👀
Alright, I’ll go with Ex Malo Bonum 😳 or Albus (that image is interesting)
I Hope you are having a great day/night
Since you asked so nicely (and entertainingly) I'll give you a nice, long snippet. (I'm avoiding doing Albus cause it's more of a concept at this point haha.)
Ex Malo Bonum Good out of evil.
“First years, this way.” Regulus gripped the elbow of Sirius’s sleeve, his hand a tight, blood-drained fist. If he let go, he'd surely perish under the weight of his cloying apprehension. “Can’t I go with you?” he asked. Sirius's neck was twisted away, his head tipping as he searched above the crowd of bobbing heads for his friends, who had already wandered off in search of a carriage. “No. Remember what I told you?” “But what if I fall out of the boat?” Regulus pleaded, tugging on the sweaty fabric again. Sirius sighed, facing his brother—he would have to catch up with his friends at the feast. “Then the Giant Squid will save you,” he said. “Or, Hagrid will,” he added—an afterthought. Regulus shook his head fervently. “I’d rather go with you.” “You can’t.” “Why not?” “Because.” “First years, over here!” Hagrid's voice boomed again. Sirius shook his arm, prying Regulus's hand off of his robes. “Quick, or they’ll leave without you!” Regulus gulped, and the crowd dragged him and his brother apart.
From this ask game
P.S. I'm assigning you Ted for your Healer, as I don't imagine Ron being so healing-inclined (correct me if I'm wrong), and I couldn't bare to split James from Lily.
Have a good one too!
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vveirdnobdy · 2 years ago
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TCF Flame Types
I made The Trash of Counts Family x Katekyo Hitman reborn post, so now here are flame types (Feel free to debate cause I fucking love those and there could be a factor I'm not thinking of ya know)
Cale-Def has Sky flames like he hates it but he attracts people. But I would say he also has maybe a mixture of Lightning and Mist as well. Lighting cause the whole Lightning rod this, take damage so the great of the harmony can thrive. And Mist mostly cause I know for a fact He'd vibe with Viper, Mr. Scammer himself. (plus his constant urge to put himself in Denial, and the whole fact that in order to use the illusions factor of mist flames you have to believe it's true as well)
Raon- 100% Cloud flames but specifically Inverted Cloud Flames, It's one of the flame lore debates I love, but Inverted Clouds tend to claim people as their territory, and how if something happens to those people that's when they rage. And with Raon's tendency to sit by Cales bedside and count down the seconds until he destroys the world, I feel it matches a lot.
On-Mist Flames, the main reason is her fog, it gives me the whole 'hiding family from view idea. It just vibes with it. Plus she really takes after Cale's Analytical Side.
Hong- Storm Flames, I'm also kind of aligning it with his power of poison, since poison coincides with destruction aka the destruction of your insides. that's the main reason I'm not gonna lie. Though I will say Sun Flames is also a good fit.
Ron- Mist, Mr benign smile himself, I don't feel it needs to be elaborated on.
Beacrox- Cloud, He is a very aloof character, I'm mostly thinking about his sword art as well. (sorry it's not as detailed I have a lot of thoughts but I'm out here like how to phrase???) (I also think he could be a storm with the added angsty bonus of him and Ron matching with On and Hong)
Alberu- Sunny Sky- Mr Crown Prince has to be a sky in my professional opinion, it fits, Also the amount of amusement I get out of him being a sun is lovely. (I could also see him having lightning flames)
Choi Han- Cloud/Storm Choi Han also fits under the Inverted Cloud Scope, plus I can kind of compare his behavior towards Cale to that of Tsuna and Hayato. The whole 'they just act like puppies' thing. Plus Choi Han having the two most destructive flame types really hurts in the best way possible ya know?
Rosalyn- Mist/Rain Mist because it lines up with how she approaches her goals, and the constant reminder of how similar she and Cale are, really pushes it for me. Rain due to how she is a comforting figure for everyone really, At least a lot of the children find comfort from her and I like to kind of put it towards her Big Sister tendencies.
Eruhaben- Rain/Storm Rain because I'm not gonna lie it's the fact he's a parental figure for a Cale. give him a dad who he can just take comfort in please and thank you. Specifically an Inverted Storm due to the whole 'calm before the storm. Plus his attribute is Dust, he just is made for destruction.
Mary- Rain, She is 100% the most chill and most comforting out of all the characters. Plus the whole factor of Tranquility, and how there is Tranquility in Death.
Lock- Lightning, He is very proud to be learning the Shield to protect his family. His main motivation legit relies on Protecting, so lighting just fits.
That's all I'm doing, for now, feel free to debate or add more characters.
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thealmightyemprex · 2 years ago
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Sci Fi Month Review 5 Time Cop
For the 5th review of sci fi month we are gonna look a mid ninties action flick :TIme Cop
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In this 1994 film Max Walker (Jean Claude Van Damme ) in the far future year of 2004 ,is an agent of an agency to stop time traveling criminals ,and stumbles upon schemes of Presidential candidate Senator Aaron Mccomb (Ron Silver )
So...this is a cliched installment of a subgenre I dont like (Time travel movies ).....That is so cheesy ,action packed and just plain fun I kind of love it .I dig 90's action movie cliches and so I dug this
The characters are very on dimensional but I am OK with that cause every actor does what they are supposed to :like Mia Sara is vey likable as the heroes lost love ,and Bruce McGill is convinving as the Chief .Jean Claude Van Damme is.....Well he is Jean Claude Van Damme ,I have seen him in a few movie and he usually plays the same badass action hero role(EXcept for Expendibles 2 where he played a villain ) and here he is appropriately badass as the damaged hero and does all the one liners and things very well .My favorite character is Ron Silver as the villlain ,cause ...How do I put this....He has such a not give a fuck attitude .Like he is pure evil but is so casual about his sociopathy he is friggin hilarious (ALso I swear he is channeling Pacino with a dash of Walken )
ACtion is badass with some cool fight scenes and while I'm not a fan of time travel the use of it here was really cool(ESpecially with how Ron Silver is dispatched ) and there are some fun one liners .Also the openi9ng is amazing
I do have legit issues ,I ferlt the finale locale was not that interesting,I wish there was more of a physical foe for Van Damme to take on as I was disappointed in Silvers Goons (In fact there is a character in the opening who is only there that I think is a missed oppurtunity for a good henchman ).Also ,I'm a liberal in 2023 .....This movie has as one of the stakes the defunding of the time cops....Sorry movie dont give a shit
So its not a great movie but if you want some fun sci fi aesthetic while Jean Claude Van Damme beats up goons and Ron Silver snarks.....This is fun
@ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @themousefromfantasyland @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @princesssarisa @angelixgutz @amalthea9 @goodanswerfoxmonster @filmcityworld1
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atopearth · 1 year ago
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Norn9: Var Commons Part 6 - Masamune Toya Route
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Okay, after Itsuki not flying with me, I'm a bit more cautious towards being excited for Masamune, but I really love big brother types so I can't hold in my excitement anyway lmao. One thing I just realised about choosing Masamune for Koharu though, that means Kakeru and Senri are partners! Lol! Poor Senri, I apologise. Lmao, I love how Koharu described everyone as nice, I mean she's not wrong I guess🤣 I died when Ron appeared with a gas mask and Koharu said they're nice sunglasses😆 it's so cute how she tries so hard to see the good in everything hahaha. I feel sorry for Akito though, the poor guy who's the best cook had to be stuck with Heishi and Nanami. I died when Koharu was about to faint from the terrible smell HAHAHA, I mean it's not funny for her but omg, I'm glad Masamune came to her rescue lol. I feel kinda bad for Masamune, he has to go around solving all the problems everyone makes lol. Dang Koharu is strong, she weeded the whole place herself and watered it too! Masamune blushing because of Koharu saying she wants to help him as much as she can is so adorable. He's finally found someone that genuinely cares about how much rest he's getting, acknowledging all the hard work he does mediating and tries her best to support him to make his work burden lighter haha. The sad thing is that Koharu thinks she's a bother to him, which is totally not true! I mean, it was pretty funny how she accidentally intruded on the guys bathing hahaha. But since she feels so bad about it, I feel like I shouldn't laugh haha, especially since it makes her think about how whenever she tried to interact with people, they would think of her as a bother and call her a monster.
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I actually wanted to cry when Koharu said she wanted to dissolve her pairing with Masamune and pair up with Senri and stay in her room all the time as well so she won't cause any trouble to others. My heart broke that she had to come to that conclusion. I was really happy when Masamune told her he wanted to stay partners with her so he can keep an eye on her or he'd be worried sick. I'm also glad he told her that it's impossible to not hurt people, but that doesn't mean people can't learn from their actions and become stronger and better at it, and if you don't interact with people, you can't help them either! LMAO when Masamune started tearing up because Koharu thanked and appreciated him for all the work that he does. The best part was when Nanami appeared and said the salesman analogy, legit died. Okay, Masamune with glasses is a 10/10, I love him. I also love how he's properly spending time with Koharu now and teaching her common knowledge, although Koharu is great at stumping Masamune with her questions haha. To be fair, fairy tales are dodgy and it's true that the princesses, well I guess both sides are basically silly for jumping into a relationship barely knowing each other but what would I know~ people would just say you're not romantic haha.
I think Masamune really suits Koharu because he's really patient with teaching her things and to listening to her when she finds it difficult to express herself. LMAO, I died when Koharu really listened to Masamune and covered up her ears when Itsuki started talking to her😂😂 I honestly love Akito though. The moment he heard Kakeru got sick, he immediately started making rice porridge, he's such a great guy😭 Omgg and he even bothered to make rice balls for Koharu because she missed out on breakfast, that's so sweet!! Mikoto and Koharu baking cookies together was the cutest thing ever, I loved how Mikoto made some for Sakuya too. It was funny how Masamune went up to the rooftop to enjoy the cookies but I honestly didn't expect him to act that way and kiss Koharu, like nooo, don't become the "all men are wolves" guy hahaha. Yes, Masamune, it was wrong of you to just do that, but that's not what I wanted to hear!! Koharu was so brave to ask about it and thinking whether he likes her and he apologises without elaborating😭😭 I can understand why though, since he did ask Koharu to trust him and that he wouldn't do anything to her but then he ended up doing something he said he wouldn't do..
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AHHH Masamune, remember your own words! You're the one who said it's impossible to never hurt anyone, don't run away thinking you won't be able to hurt Koharu if you're not her partner anymore!! I definitely blame Masamune in this situation. Koharu is the one that's clueless and doesn't know anything so he needs to get a grip! Sorata in hiyoko PJs is so cute. What I hate the most is that Koharu has always been honest with Masamune but he always holds himself back, it really hurts to see Koharu put in so much effort but Masamune won't really show her how much he likes her. Soo glad he finally told her how he felt and that he has a duty to be impartial to everyone on the ship so he couldn't and shouldn't make her be any more important than she already is in his heart. It's always so nice when they finally communicate, I'm glad Koharu was able to tell him all her negative feelings since she was trying so hard to be a good girl for him. I guess it's funny because Masamune was trying his best to be a good guy to her too. HAHAHA, Masamune gets drunk eating sweets?! Is that why he was so different and couldn't control himself lmao. That's hilarious and random. Anyway, I find it so adorable how they're both sighing now because they want to touch each other but Masamune's duties prevents him from being allowed to do so. I love how Koharu helped Mikoto and Sakuya's love. It always hurts me to see them distressed over hiding their feelings for each other so I'm glad Koharu told Sakuya that it's okay to love someone.
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Trust Kakeru to be the one able to convince the military guys to give Mikoto time off from helping out with the war. Honestly, I really do wish there was a Kakeru X Mikoto route haha. Koharu patting Masamune's head and telling him he did a good job today was so cute, I definitely wanted them to touch each other more though considering how much they've missed each other haha. Lmao I didn't expect Setsu to be such a weird pervert, definitely gross if even Koharu thinks so😂 Masamune protecting her and kissing her hand was omgg☺️ Honestly though, even though I like Masamune, I have to agree with Natsuhiko that the Reset definitely isn't the way to do things. I....didn't expect to have to witness Sakuya dying for Mikoto in this route. I didn't expect to have Mikoto experience that. Now she'll blame herself forever, especially since they were a pair in this route.. I agree with Akito that Masamune should really start thinking about what he wants to do rather than always following what The World says, especially since Koharu is being used by the army now. It took really long, but I'm so glad Masamune has finally decided to prioritise Koharu over what The World says after everything that has happened, even he has finally understood that this isn't Aion's will, but in fact the islanders' input have instead become The World's instructions. However, I can understand why Masamune took so long to make the decision to abandon his duty. It's been something he's been entrusted with for his whole life probably and he's always believed in it, so to abandon that means to abandon everything that he's believed in and followed this whole time, and to do that requires alot of courage, especially to admit that what you're doing has now become "wrong".
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It broke my heart when Itsuki couldn't decide whether forgetting about the person you loved or living in a reality without them was better, but I'm glad that they didn't choose to erase Mikoto's memories and are instead planning to stay beside her and support her, because erasing Sakuya's existence within Mikoto would break my heart, he's so integral to her it'll definitely feel like she's missing a part of herself. But I'm very very sad that they erased Koharu's memories of everyone. She finally made friends and now she's forgotten them. I do enjoy seeing how hard Masamune is working for their future though. The tragic love ending ended abruptly though, like what??? Lol. I was so into it when Mikoto listened to Koharu and blamed her for Sakuya's death, and Koharu was ready to protect Mikoto forever. I mean, aside from the endless guilt and pain for the both of them, I enjoyed how protective Koharu was of Mikoto. LMAO at the bad ending when Koharu puts too much sugar in the cookies for Masamune because of Heishi and Nanami and he never changes back from the "drunk" version of him and gets the harem ending where he just rules the ship and ignores The World, legit died, what a random ending😂😂😂 Also lmao at the other bad ending when you go into the room with Ron and Itsuki, I want a harem end!! Not some ending where Itsuki and Ron are never heard from again LOL, I mean that's so funny in a morbid way but still!
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Overall, I liked Masamune's route but I do think the latter half wasn't as good as it could have been. For me, I really enjoyed the caring Masamune who slowly got healed by Koharu's sweet personality that always tries her best to help people around her and not be a burden. I liked how just as she helped Masamune feel appreciated and understand what it means to be cared for, he also taught her that it's impossible for people to not get hurt but it was fine as long as we learnt from it. I guess my main problem with the route was that because of Masamune's duty that they never bothered elaborating on, Koharu always had to be the one chasing him, telling him her thoughts and feelings whereas he always held back because of those duties. I mean it's good that he at least eventually told her how he felt and stuff, but it was still frustrating to see how hard Koharu was trying all the time to support Masamune. Anyway, alot of drama, but I think the main conflict I enjoyed was how both Masamune and Koharu tried to be a good guy/girl in the other's eyes until they couldn't anymore because they couldn't help but express their true feelings. I liked that breakthrough. Otherwise, I'm disappointed that considering Masamune is a locked route, we still basically know nothing about the island from this route. Like c'mon, he grew up there!! He has a mission!! But the story didn't bother exploring it at all! I mean I knew the plot was thrown to the side but it's completely ignored here, and lol, Masamune's powers weren't even talked about, I completely forgot he had any lmao. I also would have liked to see more of their "touching" in the story after they left the ship, like whyyy, he's the oldest, he's not restricted by his duties anymore and we're still robbed of further intimacy between him and Koharu?! Otherwise, it's hilarious how in the short story, we're still feeding Masamune cookies, the guy needs another way to relax haha!
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https-maxine-stuff · 2 years ago
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The star-crossed lovers! More incorrect quotes!
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A/N its mostly Cedric & Astrid deadass.
Astrid: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Astrid: *punches wall*
Astrid:
Astrid: Take me to the hospital.
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Cedric: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Astrid: You would eat yourself?
Cedric: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Cedric: I actually have a black belt.
Astrid: In what, karate?
Cedric: No, from Gucci.
Astrid:
Astrid: why am I dating,, you?
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Draco : Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Harry: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Draco : Hermione was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Hermione: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Draco : Hermione, you ate a chair.
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Older!Astrid: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Scorpius: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Older!Astrid: No???
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Older!Astrid: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Older!Draco: It’s not a joke.
Older!Draco: *sniffles*
Older!Draco: I’m a legit snack.
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Older!Astrid: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Older!Draco: *chugs entire bottle*
Older!Draco: It’s perfume.
Older!Astrid: I knew I should’ve chosen death over this.
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Older!Astrid: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Older!Harry: How can you still say that?
Older!Astrid: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Older!Harry: oh my god.
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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Granger please come to the front desk?
Hermione, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Harry and Ron
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Harry and Ron, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Hermione: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Ron: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Harry: Alright.
Ron: TraitorSayWhat?
Hermione: Excuse me?
Ron: What?
Harry:
Ron:
Ron: No wait-
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Ron: Why are you on the floor?
Harry: I'm depressed.
Harry: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hermione, please.
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Hermione: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Astrid: Plane tickets?
Cedric: Concert tickets?
Draco: Prostitution?
Hermione, holding her broken frames: Glasses.
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Hermione: Shit.
Astrid: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Cedric: OH MY GOD DRACO FELL OFF!!!
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Hermione: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Astrid:
Cedric:
Draco:
Everyone Else At Hermione’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Astrid: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Hermione: *Gently taps table*
Harry: *Taps back*
Cedric: What are they doing?
Astrid: Morse code.
Hermione: *Aggressively taps table*
Harry: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Cedric: *whispering* what she say?
Astrid: something about his mum.
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Hermione: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Harry: What?
Cedric: That you're a child.
Astrid: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Hermione: Yo is Astrid sleeping or dead?
Harry: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Cedric: Yeah, so did I.
Astrid: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Cedric: babe I was joking *shitting bricks*
Astrid: No, no more kisses for a month-
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Cedric: Why are Hermione and Harry sitting with their backs to each other?
Astrid: They had a fight.
Cedric: Then why are they holding hands?
Astrid: They get sad when they fight.
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Cho: Cedric...
Cedric: Oh no, 'Cedric' in b-flat.
Cedric: You're disappointed.
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Cho: I was arrested for being too cool.
Cedric: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Cho: this is why I’m going to fuck your girlfriend.
Cedric: HUH
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Cho: God, give me patience.
Cedric: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Cho: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Cho: Am I going too far?
Cedric: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Cho: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Cedric, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Astrid: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Cedric: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Hermione: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Cedric, learn to listen.
Harry: What if it bites itself and I die?
Draco: That’s voodoo.
George: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Cedric: That’s correlation, not causation.
Harry: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Draco: That’s kinky.
Astrid: Oh my God.
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Astrid: I can help you with it!
Cedric: Yeah, sure.
Harry: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Hermione: lol nope.
Draco: Wait, we had homework?
George: *Read 5:55pm*
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Astrid: Rules are made to be broken.
Cedric: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Harry: Uh, piñatas.
Hermione: Glow sticks.
Draco: Karate boards.
George: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Astrid: Rules, also don’t break your fucking spaghetti you uncultured swine.
Cedric:
Cedric: I’m-
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Astrid: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Cedric: ...I did. I broke it.
Astrid: No. No you didn't. Harry?
Harry: Don't look at me. Look at Hermione.
Hermione: What?! I didn't break it.
Harry: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Hermione: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Harry: Suspicious.
Hermione: No, it's not!
Draco: If it matters, probably not, but George was the last one to use it.
George: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Draco: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
George: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Draco!
Cedric: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Astrid.
Astrid: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Draco: Astrid... Harry's been awfully quiet.
Harry: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Astrid, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Astrid: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Astrid:
Astrid: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Astrid: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Cedric: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Harry: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it, also Voldermort happened.
Hermione: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Draco: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
George:
George: I have emotional scars.
Astrid: George get out.
George: :(
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Astrid: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Cedric: >:O language
Harry: Yeah watch your fucking language
Hermione: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HARRY THE FUCK WORD?
Draco: 'The fuck word'.
George: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Harry: Oh my god they censored it
Draco: Say fuck, George.
Harry: Do it, George. Say fuck.
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*The squad is over at Astrid's house*
Cedric: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Astrid: ... N-No...
Astrid, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Cedric, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Harry: I see a-
Astrid, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Cedric: Oh, well I-
Astrid: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Astrid, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Hermione: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Draco: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Astrid: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Astrid: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Astrid, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Astrid: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
George, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Astrid:
Cedric: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Astrid:
Astrid, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Astrid: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Cedric: You're like 17 years old
Astrid: I MIGHT DIE AT 34!
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Astrid: Cedric and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Cedric: Sentences.
Astrid: Don't interrupt me. Like I was saying, we finish each-others work.
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Astrid: Am I in trouble?
Cedric: Take a guess.
Astrid: No?
Cedric: Take another guess.
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Astrid: It’s dark in here
Cedric: Don’t worry dude I got this
Cedric: *Stomps their feet*
Cedric: *Skechers light up*
Astrid: wanna makeout that was so hot.
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Astrid: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Cedric: What did you do?
Astrid: Nobody died.
Cedric: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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itsbrucey · 10 months ago
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I was JUST thinking about this but yes, Lark and Sparrow would be legit this bc that's FUN ( or at least two kids who look super similar, Fred n George style).
ALSOOOOOO YEESSSSSSSS. YES! Nick solwappung between Nick, Nicholas, and Nicky would be SO SILLY.... And him and Glenn's actor hanging out. Or I could also see Nick, Nicholas, and Nicky being desperate actors themselves ( Nick looking more similar to Glenn and Nicholas/Nicky looking more similar to Jodie)
SORRY SORRY I'm giddy over my own dumb idea but. Yes. Darryl's actor being just THE BEST and he constantly has all the Paeden's around him. AND HIM AND ERIN BOTH FUCKING AROUUUNDDDD AND ERIN'S ACTOR HAVING LIKE..... LUSH FUR WARDROBES AND SUPER COOL NATUREY MAKEUP and she's just a coolest bitch ever.
Separate idea but Willy, Ron, and Scary getting makeup done/touched up and Willy's takes longer than Scary's. Like Willy Stampler getting his nails done and eyeshadow applied perfectly to make him look DEVIOUS and he's just talking with Scary n Ron.
Has anybody done a DnDads actor au bc I mean ...it's not only a fandom staple. But you literally have A CAST MADE!!! OF FILM PEOPLE!! GUUUUUUYYSSSSSSS LIIIISSSTEEENNNNN
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bixgirl1 · 7 years ago
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The Sexual Awakening Of An Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 20
Well, well, well!  What do we have here?  Are there some happy faces in the crowd? I know there were definitely at least two, yesterday, but I’m pretty sure they were too wrapped up in each other to get on to tumblr. (They waited so long, didn’t they?)
And so, for the for this week’s final post, @l0vegl0wsinthedark and I bring you what happens when Harry and Draco finally return to real life. (I believe we got some Ron requests? I swear you guys are psychic sometimes, jfc. LOLOL).
You can find the previous chapter here: Chapter 19. And for those just coming in or looking to refresh, the masterlist of chapters can be found here: Masterlist
Contains: Awkward conversations, inappropriate revelations, graphic references to to graphic sex and -- can anybody guess? -- the ever scandalous mouth pressing!
Chapter Twenty: Eleven
~MLE Headquarters, Monday, late morning~
Harry, stopping to help a messenger wizard who'd dropped a sheaf of parchment, smiling widely at his thank yous: No, no problem! Of course! Here to help! *claps him on the back* Have a great day! *is stopped by a random person who got lost; signs an autograph warmly* Anytime!
Ron, incredulous: Harry?
Harry, turning around and brightening: *crows* Ron! *wanders over to the doorway of Ron's office and pulls him into a hug* How are you?
Ron, gusting out a breath as he's thumped repeatedly on the back: Okay, so apparently we hug for no reason now?. *peers suspiciously into Harry's eyes when he's released* *whispers* Mate, if you're high, you should take something, I mean if someone finds out--
Harry, chuckling: *heads into his office as Ron follows, baffled: No, I'm just... In a good mood! *sits in a visitor chair, crossing one leg over the other and twitching his foot to an invisible beat* What about you? How's 'Mione? I haven't talked to you since…
Ron, standing lamely in the middle of his office, staring with his mouth open: ...Since last week, I suppose, at the Burrow. *tilts his head curiously* Why are you in a good mood?
Harry, full of energy, grinning: *shrugs* I just--am! What, am I not allowed to smile anymore? *glances around Ron's office* Need any help? I'm killing time before lunch.
Ron, rounding his desk: *sits down, leans back in his chair and scrutinises Harry closely* *abruptly* You're being promoted? Is that it?
Harry: *scoffs, still smiling* No! Honestly, I'm just--happy!
Ron: They're putting in a new coffee machine?
Harry, laughing: Are they? I don't know. I just feel good. Don't you ever have one of those days?
Ron, shrugging: I guess, I mean usually when 'Mione and I-- *eyes widening* Wait a minute-- *leans forward so suddenly his chair creaks* You didn't-- Did you?!
Harry, unable to repress a smile: *staring down at his knees* *bites down on lip to keep his smile from growing* *studiously smooths a wrinkle from his trousers while not looking up* *innocently* Did I what?
Ron, staring fixedly, eyes slightly narrowed: *suddenly scoffs* No, you didn’t, not with the virgin! *uncertainly* D-did you? *hisses incredulously* Did you and Malfoy...?!
Harry, beaming:*bursts out happily* Eleven times this weekend! More if you count--*shakes head; giddy*--everything else. Eleven is a lot--he was pretty sore after the third--fourth?--round, but we're wizards! *nods sagely* Healing charms, you know?
Ron, spluttering vigorously: What the f-- how did-- I mean, when did you-- when did he-- *eyes suddenly bulging* Eleven?
Harry, delightedly: Eleven! And Ron! *looks up to the ceiling as if for answers, eyes going glazed as he remembers Draco laughing unabashedly when Harry bent him over the back of the couch, then gasping when Harry had covered him, sliding into him with one smooth thrust* You'd not believe the things he--we--did. It was... *swallowing hard* Perfect. Like, the way you talked about you and Hermione after the-- you know. He just wanted to try so much! He was just so eager and attentive and Jesus, I was right about his arse, I swear to fuck, I just-- *inhaling sharply with satisfaction, face wide open with untempered joy*
Ron, with a weird warbling sound: *shaking his head frantically* I'm not doing this again with you. Not without a drink. *looking around slightly crazed* Is this why you weren't answering your Floo?! You were buggering your boyfriend's brains out all weekend?
Harry: *nodding frantically, eyes wide and excited* Yes! *wandlessly Summons a bottle of Firewhiskey from Ron's cabinet; tosses it to him without thinking* *gets up and begins pacing* He's just... Like, wildly responsive. You know, he's been wanting to-- *makes an abortive hand gesture*--for the last, oh, month I guess? Since before my birthday. But I sort of accidentally hurt him that night, got all up in my head about it, especially since he hadn’t said-- But it just takes time, you know, Ron? For men. And prep. And sometimes spells. Spells help. And patience. And rimming, that works really well too-- *nods, half speaking to himself*--, I could fucking do that to him all day, the noises he makes as I tongue him. I wonder if I should pick up some flavoured lube... *laughs* Hell, not that he needs it, he tastes like-- *glances up to Ron, grinning*
Ron, looking like he's about to burst into furious tears: I will break up with you if you finish that sentence.
Harry: *staring at Ron intently, but really thinking of the way Draco had gasped and keened as Harry pressed him against the wall that morning, opening him up again with his tongue before jerking him around and lifting him, then fucking him so stupid he couldn't speak for ten minutes* *snaps to* What? Oh, yeah. Anyway. You know we've been--*sheepishly, considering his ramble* doing... stuff a lot lately, but I'm glad we saved it. This, you know? His arse, god, Eleven times, Ron, and he's so fucking tight and perfect around me each time, it's like... *gulps, stops pacing; heads back to the chair and drops into it* *bites his lip and leans forward, face oddly crumpled*
Ron: *checks his watch, shrugs resignedly* *unscrews Firewhiskey bottle and takes a swig* *wipes the back of his hand over his mouth* *hoarsely* What. What the fuck is it.
Harry, chin wobbling a little: *eyes bright* And do you know what else?* I'm in love with him. And he is too. I mean, with me. Malfoy--Draco Malfoy, do you get it?--is in love with me! We're in love with each other. You know, mate-- *shaking his head in stunned euphoria* I'm going to marry him, I think. Fuck, don't tell him that, okay? I should probably give him time to get used to the rest first… Hey, what time is it?
Ron, scrabbling for the bottle again: *takes a long gulp* *slams the bottle down* *wheezing* My lips are sealed. It's-- it's a quarter to twelve and you're really going to marry him?
Harry, happily: *nodding definitively* Yep, if he'll have me. He doesn't care about the Pureblood thing, not like I thought. *a small, private smile curves his lips as he remembers* *looks up, nods again; stuffs his hands into the pockets of his robes* You'll be my best man. *laughs at Ron's open mouth*  Whether you like it or not. I've gotta go. *winks; snickering* Lunch date. My place. I'll see you later, okay? Say hi to Hermione?
Ron, croaking: Will do. *fervently under his breath* As if I even have a choice. Do as the wife says. Do as the arsehole best mate says. Who are you, Ron Weasley, what are you?
Harry, overhearing: *calls out over his shoulder as he walks away* A great fucking friend! See you later. Uh, probably shouldn't Floo tonight either!
Ron, strangled scream: I'm never Flooing you again!
~Monday, late morning, The Ministry of Magic, cafeteria~
Pansy, examining the lettuce on her plate: *wrinkles her nose* How is one supposed to eat this again? *inches her plate away with two fingers* We could have gone somewhere else, Draco. *under her breath* Anywhere else…
Draco, one elbow on the table with a shocking lack of etiquette, head resting on his hand, goofy smile on his face: *poking at his sandwich* Oh, it's not that bad... *sighs, smile widening slightly*
Pansy: *lip curls* What. What is that? *points to his face* *sighs* Can you just tell me how you fucked up with Potter again so I can get out of here?
Draco, blinking up at her in surprise: Fucked up? As in something going wrong between Harry and me? *shakes head, hair falling into his eyes, shy smile creeping in*
Pansy: *narrows her eyes* Draco. Do not tell me that I dragged my Prada covered arse down to the Ministry for-- *disdainfully* --lunch for no fucking reason or I swear I'll hex your bollocks to your thigh.
Draco, chewing his lip nervously, a flush steadily rising up his cheeks: *half hearted scowl* Isn't meeting me reason enough? We missed lunch this Saturday, so I thought we'd make up for it.
Pansy, giving him a flat glare: We "missed lunch" as you so eloquently put it, because you stood me up and had your boyfriend send me a Patronus three hours late, Draco. You didn't even give me a good excuse! "Busy, Pans, will owl?" And now I get soggy lettuce and no gossip about trouble with the Golden Boy. *shaking head, ebony hair bouncing* Why couldn't we have met at a proper restaurant?
Draco, eyes far away as he thinks back two days to when he remembered halfway through sucking Harry off that he was supposed to be at lunch with Pansy and refusing to continue until Harry sent her a Patronus; blushing at the memory being taken apart by Harry minutes after the Patronus galloped out: *coughing awkwardly* Oh-- I-- *lamely* I have an early meeting…
Pansy: *snaps* It's called Apparition, Draco, Jesus. *crosses her arms over her chest* What the hell is going on with you lately? You look-- you look-- *pauses, brows drawing in; perplexed* Well, weird. Are you okay?
Draco, sighing deeply, sagging into his chair with another smile: More than okay, Pansy... *runs a hand through his hair*  Merlin…
Pansy, rolling her eyes: All right, I get it, you're mad for him. He's got a very strong and lean body and he's an extremely skilled mouth presser and you think he may really care about you, though you wish you could be sure and you let him see your chest and you hate his stupid scar and all the attention he gets-- *off his surprised look* --Oh, what? *exaggerated* Excuse me, but you've only been ranting about him for fifteen bloody years! I'm over the shock that you're dating him, Draco. Either give him something good or I'm going somewhere I can eat. *glowers at her plate*
Draco, with suspiciously narrowed eyes: How do you know about his body?
Pansy, scowling: You told me, you daft idiot! You mumbled it over dinner a couple of months ago--*pointedly*--which you rushed through, by the way. Something about having a night-time Seeker's game with him. *disgusted; voice mocking* "He still looks good in his Quidditch Leathers, Pansy..."
Draco, sighing with a grin: But he does look good in them-- *dreamily* ...And even out of them, fuck, but his body is-- *presses his lips together, turning a vivid red and refusing to acknowledge Pansy's interested eyebrow lift* I-- I mean…
Pansy, slowly: Yes, what.. do you mean, Draco? *mouth pursing into an unholy smirk* *teasingly scandalised* Are you telling me that you've seen Potter in less than full attire? Last time you talked to me about this, you were still wavering on whether to try taking off his shirt. You've been... *drums her nails on the table, examining him as his blush deepens and he shifts, avoiding her eyes* ...suspiciously quiet about him since then, come to think of it. Potter's either very patient or it's possible you might have actually...hmmmm... *wickedly triumphant, lowering her voice* You've seen him in his pants, haven't you! Did you--did you let him see you in yours?
Draco, frozen in a wide eyed stare as he recalls Harry fucking him into the tiles in his shower, Draco's cock in his hand, both of their pants forgotten somewhere on the floor of his room for over two days: *scrabbles for his bottle of water and downing a large gulp* *wiping his mouth and carefully avoiding her eyes* S-something like that…
Pansy, sighing: *instantly growing bored* Right. Well, congratulations on finally deciding to take off his shirt. *straining to be nice through gritted teeth* I'm very happy that you like each other and that you've seen bits of his body, but I actually am hungry, Draco, so--
Draco, almost vibrating on the spot, hands balled into fists, eyes overbright and slightly crazed: *bursting out suddenly* Harry and I did all the naked touching! *slaps a hand over his mouth as Pansy puts down her fork*
Pansy, waving a lazy hand: Yes, yes now can we-- *screeches, half-rising in her seat* --Naked touching? What kind of nak-- *at the sharp, panicked hex Draco sends her way* *sits back down, eyes huge, mouth working silently for several long seconds* *faint, disbelieving* A-all the naked touching? *breathes deep, recovering a bit* So... You... Used your.... Hands on him then? Right?
Draco, visibly fighting off a smile but looking completely mortified: Hands... *leans forward and whispers* M-mouth-- everything. *panting* We did everything, Pans. *swallows hard*
Pansy: *sputtering* But you don't know what everything is!
Draco, licking his lips and finally breaking into a huge grin: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure, my darling Pansy.
Pansy, blinking hard at Draco's smug look: *eyes go shifty* *airily* Oh, well,then I'm sure you know all about how he might want you on your hands and knees to... *raises an eyebrow as Draco looks at her without cringing* ...touch you... *slower; shocked when Draco's mouth pulls into a smirk* ...while you're naked? ...Draco, why aren't you shutting me up?
Draco, eyes shining: Why would I when he's already done all of that and-- *blushes deeper but continues anyway* --and I enjoyed it - so much?
Pansy, taken aback: *blurts* He'll want to put his cock in your arse!
Draco, shushing her and looking around: *glaring at her but looking very pleased* He did want to, yes. And he did. Several times. *thoughtfully* I lost count after the 7th time…
Pansy: *makes garbled, choking noise* *stunned* He didn't! You wouldn't! That just-- Draco! *searching gracelessly for words* I- you- you haven't even told me you'd taken off his shirt! *low and furious* If Potter convinced you to-- when you didn't want-- I'll Avada Kedavra the sonofa--
Draco, facepalming: For Merlin's sake-- *leaning forward and hissing* I asked him to. No, scratch that-- I begged him to. *leans back and crosses his arms and legs, smug and satisfied at her expression*
Pansy: *voice small* But-- but you hadn't taken off his shirt!
Draco, apologetically: Yes, well-- We've gone a lot beyond...shirt removal and, yes, I-- I haven't told you yet-- *before she can flare up* --But then I haven't told anyone!
Pansy, blankly: But... You're not married. *at Draco's sudden stricken look* *helplessly* I- I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. You know how I feel about-- but... Draco... It's always been so important to you to stay-- *shifts awkwardly*-- pure. And I know you're mad about him, and that Potter really likes you too, but if it turns out to be just that... *quietly* I just don't want you to get hurt.
Draco, looking slightly hurt: Do you think I'd...with just anyone? I love him, Pans... *softly* We're in love.
Pansy, eyes widening: Well, of course you wouldn't, but.... *softer, uncertain* Potter feels the same way? *attempting a smile* Maybe he has better taste than I thought.
Draco, nodding as he looks down at his hands: I don't have a doubt.
Pansy: *sighs, shoulders relaxing a bit* *lighter, smug* Well of course, how could he not? So... Do I get any details? *wheedling* Any? Assuming this is all true, of course, which honestly--I'm not completely convinced of…
Draco, narrowing his eyes playfully at her: I'm not new to your whole reverse psychology act, Pans-- *laughs at Pansy's excited lean forward* Maybe just this once. A little. What the hell can we even cover in the span of one lunch? It's barely enough time to tell about his sinfully talented tongue - I mean, Merlin, Pans, the things he's done to me with his ton--
Harry, jogging up to him, skidding to a halt: *swoops down and lifts Draco's face for a long, deep kiss, stroking into his mouth with his tongue for much longer than could be deemed remotely appropriate* *pulls back, breathless and flushed* *straightens, practically tap-dancing in place, face excited and eager* Hey, baby. Where've you been? I thought we were going to-- *notices Pansy, staring, her jaw hanging open* Er... Hey Parkinson, didn’t see you there. *back to Draco* --have lunch. *looking at him with unsubtle significance* We were going to head back to my place? For lunch. Remember? *jerking his head in a let's-get-out-of-here motion*
Pansy: Whaa--
Draco, beaming up at him: Well, I haven't eaten yet anyway, so-- *gets to his feet and takes Harry's hand, seemingly unable to stop himself kissing him swiftly once again* *gazing sappily at him as they turn away* *abruptly pauses and turns back* Pansy, darling, you don't mind, do you? *stares intently, eyes pleading openly*
Pansy: *whispering* You did. You really did. Salazar. *turns to Harry, clearing her throat as she sizes him up* If you hurt him, I'll make that scar on your forehead the least painful thing you've ever had to endure. *stands, turning to Draco* Of course not. I need to find some real food anyway. Ta for the chat, love. *pointedly* Owl me later. *walks away*
Harry, staring after her in astonishment: What'd I do?
Draco, kissing his jaw to regain his attention: *low* I was hoping, me.
Harry, breath catching: *raises eyebrows as his mouth curves*
Draco: *returns the feral grin he receives; drags him out determinedly*
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general-thinks · 3 years ago
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Please tell me you're implying (ironically or not) that Type Moon's Fate is a Harry Potter fanfic. Please tell me that that's the hot take you're putting out there and that it isn't as boring as someone naming their Harry Potter fanfic Fate. I so badly want a story where Neville Longbottom summons Gilgamesh to explode Voldemort's head with his Noble Phantasm.
You fool! Neville would have summoned Iskandar, not Gilgamesh!!
#also i'm so fucking sorry anon but it's just a fanfic called fate no correletion to type moon bUT FATE IS BLONDE SO ALL HOPE IS NOT LOST#it's so complicated what happened into that fanfic but the moment I saw that the avatar of Fate was blonde I fucking screamed 'ARTORIA???'#also idk if actually recomand or not because it's 1) and harry potter fanfic and that's already a minus 2) really long and 3)#fucking miserable. like you know the trope 'things get worst before getting better'? forget it.#everything goes constantly in shit and it was so emotionally draining that I had to stop reading it at one plot point because what the fuck#but it's SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT ot's basically another serie with actual thought put into it#the character are all morally grey and the main protagonist is Ron Fucking Weasley so that's a massive W in my book#so yeah sorry no Fate crossover (even if Shirou and Ronald have really really interessing similarities🤔🤔🤔#but there is one that has so mamy references to Fate and it's Dragon's Garrison and that's one of the most entertaining HP fanfic I read#with Ron holding Artoria Excalibur (yelling the iconic EXCALIBAAAAA too) and for some reason knowing even Double and Triple Accel and using#it againts Voldemort (I SCREAMED I WAS LEGIT 'WAIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING FATE REFERENCE' AND THEN FUCKING GRAM SHOWED UP AND-) I liked it#maybe a little bit cringy but I had too much fun reading it I mean there is even an Avatar the lasy airbender mixed in what the heck#btw stan Daphne Greengrass. JKR fucking sucks mostly because she didn't give us her and her 'rich blondie befriend a normal guy and becomes#an anarchist' and I'll never forgive her for that because we had to do all that work from ourself.#also she's a massive bigor transphobic that I'll never forgive so it just adds up#ask!
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giuls233 · 3 years ago
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hello i love you too. 💘
I'm the one asking for the drawing of Ron responding to the haters. Yeah I feel like you go through that “#” Iwould hate to do that too and well, I think the comments are like "He teased and treated Hermione badly" "He only made fun of people" "He didn't contribute anything" And that stupid thing. (Sorry my English jdksjs)
Your English is actually very good!! I legit wouldn’t have known it’s not your first language👍👏👏
Also a side note before you read: if you don’t like Ron but you read the books and are not biased from the films, then it’s okay. As long as it’s because of things that are true.
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And there you have it. This is how I think Ron, a few years after the books (without the epilogue), would react.
I don’t feel like Ron himself would get angry or anything like that since the insults are directed at him, and at at least this age, he’d still be recovering from the locket and years of self doubt/insecurity.
I had another idea planned where Harry and hermione are like “NUH UH!” And it was gonna be a funny little scene, but then this got a little too real and life came in and ruined my mood, so I ended it like this.
In case you haven’t caught on or you’re new here, my art reflects my vibe, and sadly, I wasn’t passing the vibe check while drawing this.
But hey, I finally bought a pen to draw on my iPad with, and it’s made drawing SO. MUCH. EASIER. SO HATS OFF TO THAT!!!
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cherriesandsuch · 2 years ago
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REWRITING HARRY POTTER
James is Indian; Harry is, therefore, half Indian
Hermione is black/mixed and trans; we love a trans queen 
Ginny is a lesbian and dates Luna
Wolfstar cannon and incorporated into the plot
Sirius is enby/genderqueer obvi
Dumbledore is actually portrayed as gay and also Jewish (im sorry, but the description of Kendra is giving Jewish ethnic features)
Ron isn’t a cunt
Cho has a real Chinese name and provides legit Asian representation
Welsh Remus
McGonagall's character is developed, and more is revealed about her. FEMINIST QUEEN
I'm sorry but Tonks belongs in a sapphic relationship; is BFFs with uncle Sirius
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gothicthundra · 3 years ago
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I die every time I read your pairing of Frugal Lucre and Adrena Lynn! Your new art of them is fantastic! Do you have any other ships in KP outside of Drakgo and K/R?
Oh honey... you are opening Pandora's Box... but I'm gonna let it happen, lol. Okay so... buckle up because this gets a little chaotic and messy and I will feature OTPs... Pairings I am onboard with... and even.. dare I say other pairings of the Chotic Four... because while Drakken/Shego and K/R are endgame... doesn't mean I don't ship them sometimes... I will exclude any OCs or Crossovers.
Drakken/Shego- Obviously. OTP!!!
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Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable- Of course. OTP!!!
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Bonnie/Junior- The couple that 100% made the most sense! OTP!!!
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Gill/Camille- OMG like I could GO OFF on this. It's one of my top OTP's and it brings me all the joy. This is legit a very LONG explanation that I will tell another time. And if I ever finish Pariahs and Piranhas (a WIP) you will HEAR THE STORY! But for now... its in the BG of RTD.
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Hego/Electronique- When I tell you this is a top-tier OTP for me! If my butt ever finishes the last 3 chapters of Electric Love you WILL UNDERSTAND!
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NOW that I got my tops out of the way... enjoy the remaining chaos! *blows kiss*
Kim Possible/Junior- This is both a thing in the comics even... and honestly once got punched by a super shipper for these two because I was happy K/R got together... a story for another time.
Junior/Camille Leon- Mostly one-sided tbh... Camille deff would try for that money. Ron Stoppable/Tara- I shipped it. Ron Stoppable/Yori- I hell shipped it... Monkey Fist/DNAmy- I like the one-sided chaos Monkey Fist/Duff Killigan- You want to watch Stitch and Time again because... pfft. Monkey Fist/Duff Killigan/DNAmy- How does it work... stay tuned. Duff Killigan/Mama Lipsky- This was a crack ship and I have a LIST of people to blame for this *points finger* Senior Senior/Mama Lipsky- I DO NOT TAKE CRITICISM! Adrena Lynn/Lucre- I have no comment and they are chaos and trouble. Adrena Lynn/Motor Ed- Honestly just casual chaos and stupidity.
Monique/Success!!- I legit just ship this woman with power and success. Sorry lol!
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finnwrld · 4 years ago
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Pairing: Draco Malfoy x reader (sister), George Weasley x Gryffindor!Reader 
Warnings: Swearing. Mentions of abuse. Fluff and Angst. Draco redemption arc bc it's a crime he wasn’t given one. Plus a little sisterly relationship with Harry bc I legit couldn't help myself im sorrryyyyy. You are a malfoy so i have to give you blonde hair and pale skin I'm so sorry it might not be super immersive. 
Word Count: 2.8k
Request: Hi can I request a George Weasley x Dracos sister reader where they’re at a party in the room of requirement and they make out and stuff! And one very unhappy Draco dragging you from the party🤣 just go wild with the idea, thank you! :) @wollymalfoy​
A/N: Thank you for your request! I haven't read much Weasley twin fanfic but I read some for this, I'm so sorry if I completely butchered the character. We are going to pretend that the room of requirement shows up on the marauders map (i'm so sorry that in all of my fanfics i always have to like mess with the mechanics of the world ahhhhh. I just heard this prompt and I knew I needed to use it.) I’m also kinda proud of this wowie :)
This was not edited very well bc im very tired and delusional im so sorry
This also seems like I'm hating on Slytherin but im not! I'm just saying that draco could've been rejected by his father if he wasn’t a Slytherin  and he could've become kinda like sirius. 
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“Hi y/n!” Harry called out from across the room. You flashed a smile at the younger boy, gave him a wave, and shut the door behind you. The party in front of you unfolded. It was a sea of students of all different houses. Cho and Harry awkwardly laughed in the corner of the room. Ron, Hermione and Neville were chit-chatting on some poofs. Lavender and Parvati were whispering to each other, their backs against the wall. Dean was laughing uncontrollably, while the newest recruit, some 5th-year y/n didn’t know, looked around lividly. The two Ravenclaws were with Ginny, standing behind the snack table piling food onto plates. You looked up and saw a couple baubles with Harry’s head on them, obviously stragglers of Dobby’s decorations. You scanned the room looking for a familiar red head of hair, finding your target you swiftly made your way to it. 
“It’s Fred, y/n!” the twin spit out the second you came into view, his hands up. He had started saying this whenever you came near him because of a particularly embarrassing moment in which you mixed up the two and kissed Fred, thinking he was your boyfriend.
“I know,” you said, trying to hide your disappointment. Fred was standing next to Lee Jordan, your third-best friend, after Fred and George of course. They were holding a tray full of what looked awfully like custard creams and you made a note to yourself to not eat anything Fred gave to you today. 
“Have you seen George anywhere?” you asked, trying to sound casual. Lee and Fred raised their eyebrow at you and you replied simply,
“He was supposed to meet me at the party.” Fred merely shrugged and carried on talking to Lee. 
You decided you might as well get a little tipsy if George wasn't going to be there so you sauntered over to the snack area and grabbed a fire whiskey. Taking a sip you walked over to Harry and Cho. Harry was going quite red in the face and you thought this might be a good time to intervene. 
“Hi, Harry! Hi Cho!” You said as you walked up to the conversation.
“Oh, uh, hi y/n!” Harry said, looking relieved. 
“Oh look Marietta is here,” Cho said quickly, walking over to meet her friend.
“Thank you so much,” Harry said.
“No problem, you looked a bit red,” he stared down at his feet, “What's going on with you two?”
“I’m not sure, I think she likes me? But I’m not sure.”
“Cho can be very quiet sometimes. If you even have the slightest inclination she does, she most likely does,” you said, knowingly. Cho had been a good family friend before Hogwarts, even though she was a year younger that you. 
“I guess,” he said nonchalantly. He was looking at something else, and when you turned around to see who it was you realize why. 
Ron Weasley was walking up to the two of you and his face was stone cold. 
“What is she doing here?” he asked, every bitter part of his tone terribly hidden. 
“Ron,” Harry said reproachfully. 
“She is a… Malfoy, Harry,” he said, barely trying to whisper. “Like… Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy! How do we know she isn't working for Umbridge just like Malfoy… Draco Malfoy?”
“If I was working for Umbridge, or even for Voldemort,” Ron flinched at the name, “don't you think Harry would either be expelled or dead by now? I have been to your house Weasley,” you said, your tone menacingly evil. 
It had been like this since you and Harry had become friends in your 5th year. You were one of the only other people not allowed to go to Hogsmead that year. You and Harry spent the entire day together and have been friends since. You were like his older sister that he never had. He came to you about almost everything. He asked you how to ask Cho to the Yule ball last year, and then came to you to complain about Cedric when he found out he had asked her first. You gave him your notes when he missed classes due to his many visits to the hospital wing. He even cried to you after Cedric died. You were in no way out to get him. But Ron never saw past your white-blonde hair and pale skin. He didn’t see the kind eyes that Harry saw, he saw the silver eyes that you shared with your younger brother. Draco Malfoy. And you couldn’t blame him. 
You loved Draco, no matter what he had become. You knew that it wasn’t who he really was. You knew that somewhere deep inside him there was that little boy that you knew. Who cried when you had left for Hogwarts. The boy that begged for you to set up a home for the snail he had found in the garden so he could keep it as a pet. The boy that hugged you and sat with you when he found you crying in your room after a particularly bad fight with your father. You knew he had become something that he wasn’t meant to become. But you couldn’t deny that what he was now was something unbearable by most. But it wasn’t his fault he looked down on muggle-borns. It wasn’t his fault he was working with Umbridge. It wasn’t his fault he became such a shitty person.
It was your father's. 
How you had managed to escape the brainwashing that Draco underwent was beyond you. It wasn’t easy. You once had the same views as Draco. The person you were before would’ve spat on Hermione Granger's feet and walked away, but you were able to escape the grip your father's ideas had on your mind. 
He obviously didn’t know of course. Draco knew a bit. Once you had been sorted into Gryffindor your actions changed and he obviously caught on. 
But if either of them found out you were dating a Weasley? You would be six feet deep in the ground already. 
Your father obviously knew of your friend group, but when you went away for the summer it was to the Diggory’s, not the Weasleys. And the gifts that you got while at the manor during summer were from Lee Jordan and Montague, not Harry or George. 
Your relationship was mainly secret and George knew that was how it had to be. Some people knew. Harry obviously, The Weasleys, Lee, most of the D.A., and Mcgonagall (a very embarrassing story). But that was it. 
Ron just sort of stared at you for a bit, and wanting to end this conversation quickly so you can continue back to your search for George you said,
“I don’t know what I can do to convince you that I am not a traitor because i have tried everything. The order accepts me. They let me through their doors knowing that I am a Malfoy. I understand not trusting me at first, but it has been so long and I’m exhausted trying to convince you. If you don't trust me then you don't trust me.” You turned on your heel and walked away. You could hear Harry giving Ron what sounded like a Hermione lecture as you walked off. 
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It was useless. You had walked around the whole room twice and you still couldn’t find George. He had obviously ditched you. You tossed away your fire whiskey bottle and stumbled your way over to a random wall that not many people were near. The fire whiskey was starting to hit and your vision was beginning to blur. 
Your bare shoulders rested on a wood surface, which you guessed to be a door, and you leaned your head back.
“What am I doing here?” you mumbled to yourself. 
And without warning the wall started to fall out from behind you, leaving your only source of stability to disappear. You clenched your eyes and stuck your hands out behind you, brace yourself for the cold stone floor you were about to meet. But instead, your fall was broken by two arms gripping your back tightly. 
You looked up and your eyes were met by the smiling eyes you had been looking for all night, George Weasley’s. His signature grin had broken out on his face and he was shaking with laughter as he brought you to your feet. 
“I didn’t know you were going to be leaning on the door,” he said between laughs. You pushed his head back playfully.
“Well, you shouldn’t have hidden from me in a closet until I was drunk you git,” you fake scolded. The fall had completely disconcerted you but once your vision had cleared slightly you realized that you were in a small broom cupboard filled with various mannequins and cushions. Obviously for lessons. 
He wrapped his arms around you in a tight hug, his body still shaking with laughter. 
“I missed you,” he said playfully. 
“I missed you too.” He smelled like toffy and mince pies, just like the jumper you had stolen from him. You pulled away slightly to look up into his eyes. You loved his eyes. They were always so warm, full of light, and always smiling. Even if his lips had curled down into a frown you were sure that if you looked up you would see the familiar smiling eyes. You could never stop staring at them. They would, without fail, push a smile onto your lips. 
“You will never fail to make me happy, you know that?” you said with a smile. George didn’t reply, he just pulled you into a soft kiss. 
Your lips fit together like two puzzle pieces. The soft pillows of yours seemed as if they had been molded exactly for his. The kiss starts slow and gentle, just like all of the kisses you shared have been. Your lips move over each other, responding to every move the other made. His tongue slid against your bottom lip and your hand went up the back of his shirt. George's hands are rested on your back, his fingers fitting perfectly onto your spine. The two of you broke off for a second to gasp for air but your lips were smashed against each other again as George pushed you against the wall.
You giggled slightly at the force and you could feel him smile into the kiss. It felt as if the two of you were the only two people alive, the only people that ever existed. 
That's why you didn’t hear the screams and bang of the door. That's why you were so shocked when light suddenly filled the broom closet that you and George were in. That is why you were so shocked when you felt a hand grip your arm and drag you off George. 
“y/n! What the FUCK are you doing?!” yelled, none other than your brother, Draco. “Actually, scratch that, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” His face was burning with rage and he still had his hand on you. You quickly pried his fingers off you and looked him dead in the eye.
“I can snog whoever. I. fucking. Want. Draco,” you stated calmly. You could barely suppress a laugh at his facial expression. 
He grabbed ahold of your shoulder and guided you out of the room. There wasn’t much you could do, he was now basically your height and he was so mad, it was probably best to get him out of a crowded area. He opened the door with such force you were scared it would fall off its hinges. You cast one look back into the crowd of people and back at George. He shot you a smile, and even from across the room you could see that his eyes were smiling just as they always were. You shot him a wink and then let the door shut behind you.
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He had led you to one of the secret hallways behind a tapestry of a nogtail. Once you were inside he set off on his rant.
“I’m fucking patrolling to corridors when I see a familiar piece of parchment on the floor. It was Potters. And on it, I see a strange room I had never seen before. Off the side of the room is a little closet. So I look closer and what do I see? TWO PAIRS OF FEET PRACTICALLY ON TOP OF EACHOTHER. ONE BELONGING TO GEORGE WEASLEY AND THE OTHER TO MY BELOVED SISTER. A Weasley, really? Even you y/n wouldn’t sink that low. I could see Jordan or Towler. But a Weasley? Really? And you're doing it in a fucking broom cupboard like some skank? There were people practically a foot away from you guys! This is ridiculous. Some sister I have. This is absolutely ridiculous. A WEASLEY! The red hair and the freckles… what do you even see in him y/n? He's absolutely ridiculous. He has no plan in life. None at all. He is going to sell fucking joke candies for the rest of his life. Do you really want that? Do you really want to be called y/n Weasley? Completely ruin your life. Completely ruin the family name! Oh, what will father say when he hears…” 
“You will not tell father,” you said, your voice stone cold. His rant had been funny up until that point. 
“Why not? You deserve whatever he would do to you for snogging a Weasley.” 
“You don’t mean that,” you said tentatively.
“Who says I don't?” he said with a huff. 
“Because I know you Draco,” you answered staring into his eyes which completely mirrored your own, “And I know you wouldn’t wish this on anybody.” You pull his collar to the side a bit and reveal the slightly healed scars on his shoulders. You had managed to cover yours up, but Draco wasn’t as successful. He pulled your hand away and said, calmer now,
“No. Maybe I wouldn’t. But y/n. You can’t just go and kiss George Weasley. Father is going to figure it out. You know he will. If not from me from somebody else. And I’m scared about what's going to happen to you once he does. I can’t let you risk yourself just to date a Weasley.”
“It's not your decision Draco,” you said, your voice softer, “I love George. I really do. And I’m terrified of what father will do once he finds out. But I’m hoping it's when I'm long gone. Out of Hogwarts. I’m so close Draco. Less than a year and I will be gone. And I’m not coming back to our home.” His eyes started to well up with tears. 
“You’re just going to leave me? With father?” he said, his voice was laced with panic. 
“No Draco. We will figure something out,” you said as comfortingly as possible. You pulled the boy into a hug and whispered.
“It's okay. It's all going to be okay,” into his ear.  
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You walked back to your common room after dropping Draco off at his. Your brain was filled with worries about what was going to happen after Hogwarts, your father, and Draco. He was just fucking 15. Why did he have to go through this? You wished Draco had been sorted into Gryffindor with you. Maybe he would’ve been able to reject your father's prejudices and ideas. He could’ve been friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione. He could've been closer to you and happier. He could’ve gone with you to the Weasleys every summer and celebrated his birthday with them instead of the lonely manor. He would have actual friends, not just cronies that followed him around. If he hadn’t been sorted into Slytherin his father wouldn’t have seen him as his only heir to the Malfoy family. He could have turned out like Sirius (minus the 12 years in Azkaban). But he wasn’t, and he was broken now. 
Deep in your thoughts, you didn’t even realize when you turned a corner that you had walked right into George Weasley.
“Y/n?” he asked.
“George… I’m sorry about all of that. I got Draco to calm down. He's not going to tell my father.” You could see George let out a sigh of relief. 
“It's okay, I’m just glad you’re okay,” he said, pulling you into a hug. 
“You are okay… right?” he asked.
“I-I’m… no,” and suddenly you burst into a fit of sobs. George’s eyes widened for a second but his face soon turned to a sympathetic frown.
“What's wrong? Did he hurt you?” he said.
“No-no” you managed to say through sobs. He led you over to a bench and you collapsed on it. 
“I’m just so worried about Draco, George. Once I leave, which I’m doing the second I get out of Hogwarts, he's going to be all alone. And he has nobody… just me. And I'm just leaving him.” the last sentence pushed out even more tears and you buried your face in George's chest. 
“Hey, hey, hey,” he said, running a hand through your hair, “We can figure something out. We can always figure something out. And if you want to move into a place with him until he can be on his own and we move in later… that’s okay with me. As long as we’re close.” You pulled away from George looking into his eyes. They were still smiling. 
“You would do that? For Draco?” you said, barely wanting to accept it.
“Yes,” he said simply.
“I love you,” you said staring into his eyes.
“I love you too.” 
You had never seen his eyes smile this much.
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vivithefolle · 4 years ago
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I'm a bit confused. You said in one post that you thoroughly dislike Hermione and that you had no respect for her at all. Yet ... you like Romione? idk, it seems contradictory tbh. I like when Romione shippers acknowledge her flaws and messed up moments but when someone that dislike and even hate her character that much ships Romione and I see them posting about them and calling them "cute" just seems weird
I’ll share with you my whole thought process so you can understand where I’m coming from:
Itty-bitty Vivi who read Harry Potter for the first time (at 13/14, so not so itty-bitty I guess, oops): Woaaah Hermione and Ron yaay!!! They're awesome I love them! They're my OTP always and forever!! Best thing to happen in Harry Potter!! JKR is a genius!
Slightly less itty-bitty Vivi discovering the Harry Potter fandom online (thankfully years after the ship wars, else I probably wouldn't have survived): Why is there so much hate towards Ron? And why are people so opposed to Romione?? It was meant to be since the first book! Or, okay, the second book is when I realized it was gonna happen, but still! Oh well, here is a fic where Hermione berates Ron for everything and he is the only one actually working for their relationship. Cool, more Romione!
Even less itty-bitty Vivi starting her own Tumblr and going around, adding her grain of salt to debates and talking about stuff: Yeah! Ron is great! He's done bad things of course but Hermione has done her fair share of bad things too! Actually, now that I'm rereading the books, I'm reminded of this person I used to call a friend, who was quite smart and cultured but would often be very harsh to me because they claimed it was “for your own good" and “because I'm more mature than you"… I still wanted to be around them, because they were just so smart and passionate, but we often rowed and eventually they really just went too far and tried to make ME out to be the bad guy and most people believed them because they had a reputation as someone cool and logical while I was known for being emotional… wait, what the fuck, that's… that's exactly what happens in the fandom with Ron and Hermione! What the fuck, was I Ron? Admired their intelligence, praised and supported them, fell in love even but was met with scorn and open disdain?!… no, no, come on. Hermione wasn't that bad.
Vivi rereading Half-Blood Prince (and no, this wasn't about the canaries, but about what Hermione was doing after): Oh my god she was that bad.
Vivi as she ponders alternately: Wait, what about JK Rowling? What does she think about all that? What was her intention, what did she want to accomplish with the characters? I know books belong to their readers but if I want as objective an analysis as possible I must try to understand her thought process while she wrote.
Vivi learning about a staple of British literature called “literary alchemy”: The quarreling couple!! Sulfur and Mercury, the Red King and the White Queen, who must marry for the story to end happily!! And their union is represented by… a rose!! Oh my god, that is brilliant, that is so cool! Romione was ALWAYS going to happen, I knew it! Ha!
Vivi discovering the “[Ron] needed to make himself worthy of Hermione” quote: Wha… but… what? Worthy? As if Hermione was some sort of precious trophy or whatever? What the hell? Wait, Ron had to make himself worthy of her but Hermione didn't have to make herself worthy of him? Is it because Ron is the boy or some shit like that??
Vivi going through JK Rowling's interviews and finding sexism and double-standards galore: Yep, it's because he's the boy. And that bit about Hermione being based off herself when she was younger… ouch. And to top it off the scriptwriter pretty much worshipped Hermione…
Vivi rereading the books again: Is it just me, or does Ron hardly ever get any praise or acknowledgement from the adult characters? Meanwhile Harry and Hermione get stuff like “as good as Charlie Weasley" or “brightest witch of her age"! And, damn, I used to side with Hermione because I love cats, but she was completely awful in POA! She apologized but then the plot made her out to be right even then?? And I always thought her Yule Ball entrance was kinda over-the-top, but damn if that's not compensating for something! Also what the hell, I get that Harry is suffering and all but will someone PLEASE pay attention to the fact that Ron is being bullied BY A FOURTH OF THE STUDENT BODY AND NOBODY SEEMS EVEN REMOTELY CONCERNED????? Also what the hell is wrong with the sixth book, I never liked it much but it's like it's trying to make every character look bad, wtf?? And, and, holy shit I never noticed but Ron was asking legit questions during the Horcrux Hunt debate but Harry kept deflecting or mocking him but it's still Ron who had to apologize in the end??? And I've read a whole post about how Hermione punching Ron is the appropriate reaction for a very small child and not a supposedly “mature" character, and that Harry had to SHIELD RON FROM HER, oh my god?? It's… oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with JK Rowling?
Vivi, in denial: Well, Harry Potter is decidedly not a romance. It's about love, but romantic love is quite far down the priority list when it comes to it. JKR has herself confessed that she wasn't too good at writing romance, and I don't blame her because writing romance is hard. But I did enjoy Romione! When I was little I saw it coming from a mile away, granted I was already savvy in literature but that must have been because she was doing something right! And then the sixth book happened… the sixth book which… which was released after the Harry Potter movies were being filmed, wasn't it?
Vivi looking up the timelines: Oh my god. Oh my god it's even worse, the movies were being discussed before Goblet of Fire came out. Come to think of it, I always found that the Trio felt… different, after Prisoner of Azkaban. Harry and Ron especially felt like they had gotten dumber? And Hermione was suddenly explaining everything when exposition used to be split between her and Ron…
Vivi, in mourning: So that's what happened. Ron ended up being shortchanged to make Hermione look better, because Rowling was fonder of Hermione than she was of Ron, and the scriptwriter too come to think of it. Curse you, Steve Kloves!!!
Vivi, who is nothing if not what Pokémon fans call a nostalgiafag: But… but… yeah, it sucks that Ron was shortchanged, and actually yeah it's a freaking travesty and I WILL freaking spread the world about this, mark my words, but, but I still… I can't help it, when Hermione “looked up at Ron and her frostiness seemed to melt" I melt too. When Ron compliments Hermione or tries to take care of her as much as he can I… it still does something to me, I still find myself rooting for them even if I know there's the awful sixth book and the stupid post-Locket beatdown. Their kiss, for God's sake, I've just realized that Ron may have swept Hermione off her feet physically, but it's Hermione who jumped him, you could say Hermione metaphorically swept Ron off his feet!! God damn it, that's good, that's so good!
Vivi, at war with herself: No, I can't let myself be blinded by nostalgia!! The facts are that Hermione shows borderline abusive - even actually abusive - behaviour, this can't be denied! I don't want to root for an abusive relationship! I don't want to root for a relationship that relies on my favourite character being dumbed down to work!!!
Vivi, about to uncover the secrets of the universe: … wait a second. I don't have to.
Vivi, having an epiphany: Reading Solstice Muse's Romione fanfics gives me such happiness because she just gets the characters! She doesn't portray Hermione as perfect and never fucking up, and she always treats what happens to Ron with respect… Well, especially since she can't play them off as a joke since she often makes Ron the POV character. But, yeah! I can still like Romione… if it's well-written. Which, well, isn't the case in the original books… at least, isn't the case anymore after Rowling's bias got the best of her. Even though they do have their great moments.
Vivi, finding purpose in her life: I am going to spread awareness. I am going to tell the world. Fuck, just rereading the books, I've noticed how blatant the favouritism is and how unbalanced it can be. No wonder the fandom seems to collectively scoff at Ron - the books themselves do whenever it's convenient for them! The fandom plays favourites, because the author herself played favourites, and the worst part is that she didn't even realize it! Imagine you spend your life getting into traumatic situations out of love for your friends who always receive compassion and validation for their feelings about said traumas, but YOUR trauma is hardly touched upon and in the rare case it is, it's only to be mocked or used against you… Fuck! You're a piece of work, JKR! And the fandom just swallows it whole like a bunch of lobotomized snakes! Screw it! Screw it, I'm going to say it like it is, and I'm going to say it LOUDLY! People are going to hear about what Ron goes through and we'll see if Harry and Hermione look like the only ones worthy of therapy then!!
Present day Vivi, as she scrolls through the (heavily filtered) Romione tag on AO3: Ugh, another Drarry… and another… and another… oh, a Hinny-centric fic for a change, cool but I'm looking for more Romione than that, sorry. Gah, why is it that Romione appears as a secondary ship everywhere but they can't get their own stories? I've just seen a Snupin come up for God's sake! Oh, finally, a full Romione!! *clicks* … … … awww that was so sweet. Kudos! Okay back to the search… oh, another one!! *clicks* … … … it's Ron-bashing. It's Ron-bashing and it's not tagged Ron-bashing and that's why it showed up in my search AND I'M GOING TO FREAKING RIOT-
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toujoursmiraculous · 4 years ago
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Thoughts and Reactions to Truth!
Just going to go straight into it because this episode is huge! I really like how at the end of a season and the beginning of another, we see the same scene that leads us out of one and into another. Gabriel fixes the Miraculous and ohhh poor Dusuu thought it was all a dream, being in evil hands. So in a way, the Miraculous being damaged may have been a blessing for her. Dx Too bad it couldn't have been fixed after Marinette got it back :/ But at least Nooroo isn't alone right? Legit only positive I can get from this. ;-; Tikki and her little hats omg it's so cuuuute! I wonder if she makes her little clothes, too awww But the other Kwami's are almost like siblings to Tikki if you think about it. Now Tikki has to share things with them all as they cause chaos all around when she's so used to her quiet life alone with Marinette. Even for a Kwami, that must be hard to adjust to.
Okay so it's almost Prince Ali's birthday that Paris is going to celebrate. Interesting! I'd really like to see him back and a storyline with that. :O Marinette holding something, clearly, that the girls can't see over video chat. Talking to what appears to be herself, reacting to what someone's saying from different sides of her room. Camera flashes going off. And then her phone getting yeeted at her all on a video call with her friends when she's supposed to be alone...considering they're all going to have Kwami's and learn some things later as they become heroes, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if they think back to this scene someday! OH WAIT spoiler for the upcoming episode Gang of Secrets!!! Fair warning. What if this episode with the plushies she said she's going to make, is one of if not the reason they go over and are looking around her room? Because she's been acting sus and they want to know what's going on. Especially after what happens later in the episode with Luka. Okay, back to the episode itself. Her friends observation: You're acting way weirder than normal.... IS ADRIEN AT YOUR PLACE?! I mean, fair point. xD But the thing is, whenever Marinette tends to act weirder or say/do things that Alya and the girls don't understand, it's almost always connected to her being Ladybug/Guardian. Even Lila. If she wasn't Ladybug and dealt with her so much as her, she wouldn't know a lot of things that made her not trust Lila to begin with. So Marinette has to overcompensate to try to hide everything or can't explain her thoughts or feelings about certain situations, so Alya always just assumes her behavior has something to do with Adrien. It really sucks but at the same time, what else is she going to think?
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These Kwami are a lot of trouble. xD Now she's even more frazzled, so she calls Luka Adrien. More than once. I've done this where I call my siblings the wrong name more of than I'd like so I can't fault her for it. Her mind's probably a mess, poor girl. Dx "I'm sorry it's just that I cheated on you!" BIG OOF. But this gives me Kim Possible vibes when Ron assumed Kim didn't want him anymore and told her he was cheating on her when he meant to say he was cheating to be on the football team so he could be more worthy of her when he thought she wanted to "trade up" her boyfriend. Our poor Marinette! So frazzled she can't remember when her dates are, when they've been rescheduled. She can't remember her patrols with Chat Noir which are really important. She's getting to the point where it's going to be a wonder she can even function. Dx "But Marinette and I are such a big fan of his" wow this sure hits different. The way they kept quizzing each other to finish the sentence with Jagged Stone trivia was pretty cute. Luka having her finish the line with "Kiss me" that she screamed to the entire theater made me choke on my cake. "Well, if that's what you want." Smooth. "I think, yes. I want to." But you know, it gets interrupted by an akuma attack of course because that's just the way things work! :D And wouldn't you know it, it's Mr. Pigeon. AGAIN. Totally worth interrupting the moment lol Ladybug can't pick and choose, however, so here comes the sequence where she's constantly running off and he starts doubting her. Notice the parallel when Marinette started to like Luka after Adrien could never show up to things? Now Marinette's having trouble showing up and Luka's having issues with it. The second Chat Noir started to sneak up on Ladybug, we all knew he was going to get flipped. But it's so adorable and funny at the same time I love it x333 And that whole scene there of Ladynoir. Obviously it's a Lukanette-centered episode but the Ladynoir in this episode! So good! And you know, it's interesting. First time we see Adrien this episode is for FIVE whole seconds! And the way it abruptly cut off as he opened the car door... yeah you know what, Lies is going to be Adrien's POV or something of this same day. It has to be. He has 2 total scenes one of them is 5 seconds and the other one is 2 seconds. Crazy. We got about 7 seconds of Adrien's face today woo! But ugh here's where we get hurt Luka ;-; "A girl, who as always, isn't here." Ouch. The fact that if Marinette said she loved Adrien still, he'd understand and he'd get it is so sweet, and so sad that it's not even because of that, it's because she's Ladybug and the Guardian and she can't say a thing about it to him at all, that he can't accept. It's the one thing he couldn't deal with that's the issue and that really sucks. AND THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE HAD ME GASPING AND HURTING FOR LUKA. IT'S THE MOMENT HIS HEART BROKE
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But also really guys, did you notice his eyes are different now? Almost like a blue diamond look or something.
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Luka trying to fight it, trying to tell Hawk Moth that the truth needs to be willingly told, not forced. But stupid Hawk Moth's able to get him to hold on anyway and gets akumatized. But not before he told Marinette to run. Which was such an awwww moment. x33 I mean, this is definitely getting a bit close to Chat Blanc territory if you ask me. New transformation music is pretty good! I like it. Also can we just appreciate that instead of trying to track down Marinette to get the truth from her, he's instead asking all her friends and family, pretty much any source besides her? AND ROSE'S RESPONSE "Marinette has no secrets because she's the most honest girl in the world!" She thinks so highly of her and it's just so beautiful. Nobody would blame her for these secrets if they only knew either. But awwwwww I love this scene!! And here's the big reveal! (no not that one) Jagged Stone is Luka and Juleka's father. 😮
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Thomas today tweeted that Luka and Juleka are twins. Which would have to be fairly obvious after this reveal. There's no way that Jagged, who says he'd be a lame dad and left because he wasn't cut out for it, would have Luka with Anarka, then stay long enough to also have Juleka. I also totally forgot that in the French version, Jagged has an American accent when he speaks. XDD Just the fact that even WITH his truth powers, he asked his mother TWICE who his father was. Both times she said Jagged Stone. He still didn't believe it until he went to Jagged himself omg. This poor poor boy. Luka: 😱*gasp* Marinette: 😲 *gasp* Adrien: 😮 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY OMG. LIKE I'M WATCHING A TELENOVELA OR SOMETHING. THEY EVEN ZOOMED IN ON THEIR REACTIONS I CAN'T And then Luka just yeets his dad because he wasn't ever there for him. I honestly did not expect Luka having dad issues to ever be a thing in this show, even though I knew he wasn't around. So like... when everything's worked out with Marinette and Adrien in the end, will Luka and Adrien end up becoming friends and bonding over things, like the whole daddy issues thing...? Are we really supposed to believe she has no feelings for Chat Noir? I mean really, look at this.
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"I can't imagine what your daily life must look like" ... is she really actually being the one to bring up something about his secret identity? With that face? 😲
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Their flirty banter that at this point I don't even think they realize it is, and those soft looks I just... My top ship is Ladynoir and I was not expecting any significant moments of theirs but I got it anyway. Just watching their scenes, I kept going "See, this is why they're meant for each other." My heart is happy despite all the Luka pain! It's helping me cope with it, okay? "When you're ready, I'll be here for you, Marinette." Awww so they're telling us Lukanette is on hold here. Not a guarantee, but at least on hold. He's an option for her later. So now the Adrienette vs. Lukanette for S4 we heard about awhile back makes sense now. Later on this season, probably when things calm down and she gets the hang of things, she'll be in a better position to be with someone. And by then, Adrien will probably realize and understand his feelings for Marinette. So then she'll be in a position to choose between them. Now we know where Luka gets his ability to turn emotions into great songs. That's adorable! Father-son bonding! Gabriel needs to take notes when a man who was never in his son's life as more than his idol has the ability to try to be there, but Gabriel can't. Ugh our poor Marinette, probably thinking she's going to be alone for a very long time just because of a supervillain. That's so wrong she has to feel like this. If you notice, Hawk Moth's akumatizations help people patch up relationships so much of the time as a weird unexpected result of an akuma attack. And yet, he does nothing but hurt Marinette and at times Adrien, the most when he akumatizes people. He makes me so angry! But I'm too tired for a rant about that. At least the Kwami hugs at the end helped a teeny bit anyway! c:
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alloverthegaf · 5 years ago
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I just wanted to let you know that hearing about how well things are going for you with this Ron guy makes me so happy. I'm like, yeah! Go for it! He sounds great for you! I'm glad you are happy! And puppy!!!! Sorry thisis out of the blue.
omg don’t be sorry it’s legit so touching getting messages like this, really. it makes me feel genuinely special that someone else is happy for me, so thank you, so much!
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