#i'm just bitter
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lupiinist · 1 month ago
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i'm watching a show called achtsam morden (murder mindfully, if i'm not wrong?) and it has SUCH a rosekiller vibe
like, let me pull it out here for ya'll:
evan rosier is a lawyer who works in a small company and mostly defends some weird people who work for the mafia. he spends most of his time working, but he also has to look after his little niece, luna, ever since she lost her father.
but his work/life balance is terrible, so he starts doing the mindfulness thing. he improves really fast, spends more time with his sister and niece, stands up to his dad, all in all, his life gets better!
until the mafia boss he works for starts to get tailed by the police, and evan is supposed to help him out of town, so he stuffs the guy inside of his trunk and just... leaves him there.
but here's where things get interesting. without the boss, evan, who speaks for him, starts to secretly get the entire operation for himself. and does that with the help of the boss' former handyman, barty. barty's father is a politician, and has no idea his son is literal mafia, so barty has access to all things they could possibly need.
when they need to get rid of a body, they get rid of it. if they need to commit crimes against the state, they do it together. they become absolutely inseparable (bonus if pandora helps them with some stuff, too)
feel it like... romcom meets dexter type of vibe. evan and barty flirting as they have a guy locked up, in the middle of blackmailing the hell out of him. evan and barty on a romantic date (they're burrying a body). evan and barty- i think you catch the drift.
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itsblasttothepast · 2 months ago
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For the anon playing the rumor lottery game with me, this is visual of how I imagine Marko coming up with his new comments:
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You decide if he's talking to crofty on the phone.
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timandlucy · 15 days ago
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I will just say it, being a European Swiftie kinda sucks.
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misscrawfords · 4 months ago
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To all my friends,
The concert went really well. THANKS FOR ASKING. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING ME. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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skygemspeaks · 1 year ago
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full offense but by demonizing every single piece of queer media that doesn't fit your narrowly defined standards of "good representation" you're doing the queerphobes' job for them
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king-of-tragedy · 11 months ago
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[first ten minutes of the new episode] exCUSE me I thought this show was called Juno Steel not Petya Nureyev
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just-an-enby-lemon · 4 months ago
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Tone deft complain today cause it's just gwtting me so annoyed I don't even care: a considerable part of my social media is usamarican leftist infight about the current election and like I get it on Tumblr. Some of my moots are American.
But like I literally use tiktok to see edits of fandom with old school samba and pagode why the fuck are all my recomended about the US election and "you should vote to Khamala" X "you should hold your vote" I'm not american. I'm voting for deputado and it's pretty much it (cause my voting tittle is still to my folks city cause I don't actually have a residency where I live now and my folk city is a small rural city on brazilian northwest were all the candidates for mayor are picked by the same elite of the very rich chesse factory owner and ex mayor some 15 years ago that is still very rich and important. So like they are all friends some are related and they have pretty much the same proposals with few differences and I hate it soo much).
And is just so agressivaly trying to convince me to vote or to not vote or vote 3rd option and like the person going "don't vote" already got me but not for the reasons they want to. I'm just so far from the target audience.
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poolsidescientist · 28 days ago
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Sometimes I wonder if I really have become more conservative as I've gotten older but looking back my values haven't changed all that much so much as the social context surrounding them. Not wanting nazi's marching in the street genuinely used to be a progressive value.
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tenojan-in-tevinter · 1 month ago
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Davrin's "we know what we sign up for" when talking about the wardens and the calling is fucking wild to me. Try telling that the the hero of fereldon, sir. Had their joining during the blight and was told NOTHING of the side effects and had to learn everything from the only other surviving JUNIOR warden at the time. And from simply experiencing them. "We know what we sign up for" my ass.
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justanormalfreak · 3 months ago
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God fucking dammit world, just when I fall in love with a name I just gotta get kicked with it being the name of two not-so-cool pop characters!
And now I'm too bitter, and i don't want to set my heart into another name.
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la-perfide-albion · 10 months ago
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i rarely get second chances. it's normal. few people ever do. i am not cursed because of this. but when i see idiots on their 43rd "last chance" continue to fuck shit up i want to eat a wall
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toonstarterz · 6 months ago
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Shout out to dungeon meshi for having almost all adult characters.
In an era where fantasy and isekai are usually reserved for teenagers, having a series where grown ass men and women can go on silly adventures together is a giant breath of fresh air.
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teaboot · 1 year ago
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You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back
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youchangedmedestiel · 5 months ago
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Imo the best ending to Supernatural would have been to just stop with them alive on a random hunt or them finding jobs and living the life they just wanted or whatever.
And then the story just fucking STOP, because Chuck is not here anymore, so they are no longer part of a story they are finally free. And we could still write and read fanfic about how they live after they won.
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egophiliac · 5 months ago
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I DID IT I GOT MY PINK HAYATE now I am never doing that again!
(at least until they give me, like, a frilly unicorn Kamui or something)
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countess-of-edessa · 8 months ago
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the world is so fucked up and i can't help but think the damage is irreparable when i see people talking about how unusual and prudish it is to wait six to ten dates before having sex with someone. ten dates??? roughly like twenty five hours of interaction????? ten old timer burgers and mango iced teas from chilis equals sex?????? the possibility of pregnancy, STDs, emotional devastation, lifelong consequences, not to mention just straight up the possibility of getting murdered, with a STRANGER you have hung out with for maybe like two months???? and that's a LONG TIME???? and if you feel weird about that and don't want to do that that makes you NOT HETEROSEXUAL????? THATS AN ORIENTATION???? BECAUSE ITS SO OUTSIDE OF THE NORM OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR ????? i hate all of you i hate you i hate you i hate you every day i hate and I hate and I hate you
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