#i'm drunk and tired

[mymarifae]

guys twitter dot com doesn't like when you criticize toriel's parenting decisions. don't do it

[lordcaptains]

i love heinrix and his stupid face so much i wanna lay on the floor about it

[handmedownpocketpussy]

You know how white people use being scared as a weapon? All those videos of white women saying, "I called the cops because I felt like I was in danger" and how white guys have tiktoks about, "You need at least one semi automatic weapon close at hand at all times to defend your family" kinda shit?

That's what bothers me so much about watching fellow jews acting like just seeing a Palestinian flag or keffiyeh somehow automatically makes a place unsafe.

I mostly see it in US American jews posting about how they feel threatened by a Palestinian flag, or saying that anything referencing not wanting thousands and thousands of Palestinians to die is 'a call for jewish genocide'

Y'all. No. This tells me you have never interacted with a Palestinian or even the Muslim community at large. We diaspora Jews are not the victims here.

Your assimilation has ended on the path of weaponisation of your fears, which is not a great place to be.

If you honestly believe "The only safe place in the world for Jews is Israel" you've bought into someone fearmongering. I'm begging you to investigate why you bought that lie and who is benefiting from you buying it

[sombra7567]

ASMR Rant pt. 5: Thoughts after binging Good Boy Audios

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*limps into room, fur matted in some places* *looks up* It was a lot to consume- BUT IT WAS WORTH IT KYAA- Strap innnnnnnn or turn back now, it's another long one.

... Actually, please turn back, this ended up being ridiculously long-

Good Boy Audios: That's a lie by the way, he's not a good boy in the slightest, that is misinformation at its finest-

Mental state: RELEASE ME FROM THY CONFINES, YE BRITISH VAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Favorite series: Bastards vs. Zombies, Bastard Warrior, MotH (F R A N K), Birds of Valhalla, Pandora (FATHERRRRRRRRRRR)

Series I thought I'd dislike but ended up loving: Bastards vs. Zombies (I am not gonna lie, I thought it was gonna be overhyped, I was so freaking wrong, THIS SERIES IS AMAZINGGGGGG)

Random thoughts:

So here's how I've been devouring channels lately:

The main thing is that it depends on how many videos it has. If it doesn't have too many, I'll start by watching any one-shots first, then move on to the series. If it has a lot of videos, I start by watching the series first (usually the shortest ones first, but I'll jump around a bit if there's nothing connecting), then move on to the one-shots and any other videos after. In both cases, I always save the most popular series or the series I see everyone talk about last (idk why exactly yet).

Right, now that that random tidbit is out of the way, onto the meat of this thing. 387 VIDEOS. RIGHT THEN. LONG BINGE INDEED.

*starts Birds of Valhalla* *smacks bell* I HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY LURED IN-

Ok so the island is connected to other GBA stories... the sword they found is connected to Space Pirates, I don't know about the telescope yet?? Maybe the Pandora series or the Fourseen?

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE THIS SERIES. I am struggling with my 8-year-old, mythological-obsessed self however- "Ok, so he said Ulysses and Neptune, so we're clearly going with the Roman version of the names. WHY DID HE SAY HADES INSTEAD OF PLUTO THEN???" "Kid, just enjoy the story-" "HE JUST SAID POSEIDON- WHICH VERSION ARE WE DOING-"

Wait so Mad Crow showed up in the Querian Saga too???

OKAY- I like how Tyr asked what the Listener's name means. I'm the same way with other people's names, it's so interesting to find out what they mean, what the origin is, and it adds another layer to the person for me.

"There you go, kid, now you know why they switch between names. Happy?" "Yes, carry on-"

Frank. Frank I love you Frank. Frank my boy.

WAIT WHY IS EVERYONE SO CUTE KYAAAAAAAAA *DIES*

Oh I know that laugh, haha hi Escaped-

Um- 29:11, Wizard Detective pt. 2, amazing acting, my heart is in pieces. No I'm being so serious, this is my favorite audio series from him right now. Story's great, but the acting is wrenching my heartstrings, this is incredible. Yep, I'm about to cry, I hate y'all-

Yeah that was around three in the afternoon, 6 hours later and I'm currently trying to not ruin my notes by crying so THANKS GB, REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

"... well that was racist." *WHEEZES AND DIES*

*actively sobbing at the second loss of Frank, I'm fine, frick you-*

Ok finished Magic of the Heart, we're FINE, we're so fine, omg we're so freaking chill. Bro I still have three more series to finish-

*makes it to Space Pirates Season 2* *Lyr mentions vampire wars* *slight pause, keeps working* "My name is Servoss-" *sets down pen* "I'm sorry-" *grabs Querian Saga and shakes it* "W H A T - WHAT-"

SO IS EVERYTHING CONNECTED??????? Because Birds of Valhalla had the boys finding items from Fourseen and Space Pirates, Space Pirates has Servoss from the Querian Saga, I know Mad Crow is one of the BvZ characters but he also showed up in the Querian Saga, I think Magic of the Heart referenced Fourseen with the Time Wheel mention in the secret ending?????

OK SOUNDTRACK.

Oh frick, DB's in here too!

So Part 11 of Space Pirates, I'm scared, how dark is this going to get- Oh, Kalamos has gone mad for real- oh. Ok then. *grabs GB by the collar* "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU-"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SERVOSS NAMED ONE OF HIS KIDS LOYAL. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT IS THIS.

I love how my entire mindset for Space Pirates was "what the actual heck is happening-"

Ok sick intro for Bastard Warrior...

Ayyyy, there's the king, hi Saku- *absolutely dying at Devlin and Albus greeting each other-*

OH MY GOSH ALBUS- over here clutching my pearls DAYUM-

"Isn't there some kind of old-world deity that can walk on water? Guess what I am!" "I think- are you talking about Naruto-" *CRITICAL DAMAGE, I'M WHEEZING-*

Ookay then... I guessed Albus had trauma, but it has to run deep if a kiss on the cheek sets him off...

... Oh Albus... oh poor Albus...

DANG IT ALBUS IS PROTECTIVE OF DEVLIN AND DOESN'T WANT HIM TO BE ABANDONED AND DEVLIN WANTS TO BE ALL CONFIDENT LIKE HOW HE SEES ALBUS AND HE WANTS ALBUS AND FAITHFUL TO BE HAPPY I HATE THEM SO MUCH I LOVE THEMMMMMMM

*hears Albus deciding to get possessed by the sword* "You're such a f*cking idiot-" "YOU F*CKING IDIOT-" "THAT'S WHAT I SAID-"

Literally nothing is more emotionally damaging to me than a well-placed song being used in the background of a tense scene. Can y'all please leave my heart alone at midnight, gosh-

Okay, finally on BvZ, let's finally understand what everyone's talking about-

*IMMEDIATELY LATCHING ONTO HIPSWITCH* Listen, I'm a Star Wars fangirl, liking droid bounty hunters comes with the territory-

Hooray, the kid's got trauma too- WTH IS UP WITH THE DOC- HELP- GOSH DARN IT AND HE'S MUTE, HE CAN'T TELL HIPSWITCH WHAT JUST HAPPENED- OH THANK YOU HIPSWITCH I LOVE YOU-

BRO YOU GOT A THEME SONG FOR THIS- okay I need to quit, thoughts are adfdsfljsdfjsd- oh SPARE ME SWEET CHAOS-

... ok there's a lot of things I want to say about this series but I'm going to sum this up as THIS IS DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSS-

See, I honestly thought Mahatma/Attilla was going to end up being the bad guy in this series alongside Mad Crow, glad to know I'm wrong?

Respectfully, I'd like to get to know Hipswitch more, that's all.

Oh- oh dear, not Sensei bringing up Faithful- OKAY HIPSWITCH- NO HE'S GOTTA KILL HIS TEACHER ARE YOU KIDDING ME- BRO WHY YOU BRINGING FAITHFUL INTO THISSSSSSS-

*currently lying down with a washcloth over my face cuz my skin flared up* "If I had to guess what my blunder was-" *SHOOTING UP IMMEDIATELY* "DEVLINNNNNNNNNNNNN-"

RESPECTFULLY- SIR-

DOC IS NOT DEAD HE'S NOT DEAD HE'S NOT DEAD PLEASE- YESSSSSSSSS LET'S GO-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES YES YES YES YES FAITHFUL AND KERANO MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYY- AND WHO THE HECK IS DEV SEEING-

HOLD UP WHO'S THIS NEW LADY, SHE SOUNDS FINEEEEE-

HOW DOES MAD CROW FIT INTO ALL OF THISSSSSSSSSSSSS- HOW DID BRO COME OVER FROM THE QUERIAN SAGA-

... no comment on Mad Crow's question, no comment at all-

Um- ok question??? How did we go from Devlin meeting up with Albus in the last episode and them being fine to Devlin now thinking that Albus is Kravitas HELLO PLEASE WHAT IS GOING ON- oh. Oh no...................... ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE I HATE THIS SERIES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Ok, overall opinion- writing is great, though I think I need to rewatch the Querian Saga and Space Pirates, those kinda flew over my head a bit, but at least I now understand how Fern's Break of Dawn came about- humor is EXCELLENT, and acting is stellar from everyone that was involved in these- AND great use of music too. And points for making me cry. Very very satisfied with this one...

I am so sorry this is so long, if you made it this far bravo, but why are you here-

EDIT: OH MY GOD HE HAS AN HOUR LONG LORE VIDEO SWEET CHAOS PRAISE THIS IS WHAT I DREAM OF- omg it is all connected I need to rewatch everything now goddammit-

[beastsovrevelation]

Penelope waited faithfully for years.

Colin wandered, until he found his way to his love, and his home.

The Odyssey?.. Please, it's not even funny.

[pink0paques]

We got to see 70's bell bottom Daniel Molloy, but have we seriously considered 1970's counter culture punk Daniel Molloy? With the word fuck constantly on his tongue and a weeks old beer stain on his shirt? Recovering from his trauma by diving into violent subcultures where self-harm is normalized, the drugs are basically free, and anyone at any time will hurt you if you ask them to?

Have we considered Daniel Molloy in 1974, post San Francisco, drugging his life away in some punk den in down town Manhattan because he can't get the taste of the torture out of his heart? Daniel Molloy sleeping around, letting men fuck him in dirty bathroom stalls until he's numb and the only feeling is the warmth from a body that isn't his own?

Or the post 1970's punk Molloy meeting Armand and having the chase years start during the most tumultuous time of his life? When he can barely function without a needle in his arm and several shots under his belt? When he's drowning in his own puke, unwashed and dirty, wanting to die and it shows?

[nineshrike]

Call me a Stolas apologist if you'd like, but Stolas wasn't wrong to portal Blitzø out.

Blitzø had basically just challenged Stolas to take his turn at insulting him, let's go, let's have everything out, let's make this breakup a fight to remember, remind me why I don't deserve you -- and Stolas. Doesn't.

Because that's not how fights like this have ever gone for him. Stolas's past relationship wasn't like Blitzø and Verosika trading insults in Spring Broken; it was standing still and quiet while Stella hurled abuse at him. He's stood up for himself against her, yes, but how can he stand up against Blitzø? When Blitzø's right, and when Stolas is seeing Blitzø through such rose-tinted glasses?

From Stolas's perspective, there really isn't anywhere the conversation can go after that. Anything else that is said will just make the situation worse. So he ends it. And, honestly, even if Blitzø was reaching out at the end there, he still hadn't had time to process, and I can't really see an emotional reconciliation happening that quickly. It probably would've just devolved into another argument. At this point, space and time are the best things for both of them.

[gnometa233]

>messy queer characters

>ask if the messy queer characters are actually messy or lesbophobic

>they dont understand

>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what actual chaotic and messy characters are vs lesbophobic depictions

>they laugh and say "it's a well rounded and honest depiction of queerness, ma'am"

>look inside

>lesbophobia

[parliamentdolly]

sending you love!

[byanyan]

thinking about how i wanna make my comeback (other than dumping doodles on yall outta nowhere lmajkfh)..... and i think...... like, i say this every time, but i'm gonna dump all my drafts except some v selective few (+ maybe some starters i started replying to before i disappeared). for real this time!!!! i wanna start fresh, only holding on to things that are v significant OR that i'm enjoying too much to let go.

i just!!! i think i've finally properly realized that i just have to be v selective with the threads that i take up. i have to take my limited energy into account (as well as how stressed having too many drafts makes me) and respect my own boundaries in that sense bc i know that i get overwhelmed and then proceed to get nothing done if i step past it. 2025 is my year of being more private, more selective, and taking care of me!!!! i'm sure y'all understand and i appreciate sm that you've stuck around through all this off and on bs i've had going on for... fuck, way too long now. like over a year atp for sure ;~;

[leatherbars]

stressed out all day. but i jacked off so everything's Normal again<3

[evanescia]

sad about being sober

[mageknife]

attempting to claw my way out of a months-long art block by figuring out what my four idiots look like. i love them all so much

my protagonists: warden laevis tabris, champion arum hawke, inquisitor mullein lavellan, and vervain "rook" mercar (all he/him)

[immortalsins]

exhausted and out of it but still giggling & kicking my feet at heart because i just got a request to hang out with someone outside of the event we met at

[mityenka]

got a diy tattoo with my besties in our apartment tonite <3

[iguessitsjustme]

4Minutes Ep 4 Drunk Thoughts

I am still here. Still watching. Because SOMEONE *stares directly at camera* said they wanted me to keep watching tonight. Y’all are reading this after the fact and probably a few days from now but I am currently so sleepy. Slightly tipsy and would love to just go to bed. But here I am. At episode 4 with the promise that this episode is when…*checks notes* shit gets more funky or something along those liens. Funky shit under the cut:

Have I even mentioned this detective man before? Except for when he was fucking Ton Kla. I’m not checking if I got these names right btw. If the names are wrong than these are their new names.

Anyway. Detective man. What’s his deal? He seems pretty important to the plot and yet we barely get any of him. What’s happening?

Who??

Whomst? You can’t just say a name and have it mean something without letting the audience in on the meaning. Is that Ton Kla? Hmm? The fuck?

I’m so tired. Of course they did. Of course this is the conflict. Perhaps I should just nap instead.

What if. I built a machine. To launch Korn into the sun? What if I do that? Comin in here just forcing himself on Ton Kla after weeks of silence? Boy. Didn’t even ask if Ton Kla was okay. What if. Death by a million paper cuts huh? Kill kill bite kill

Ton Kla is fuckin again. This is just what he does. I hope he never does it with Korn again and he just keeps mr. detective man whose name maybe i’ll learn one day

Ass count: 4

Ass count: 5

Man I haven’t been very talkative I just realized. I’ve been simultaneously invested and also alseep if you can explain how that’s possible then good job here’s a cookie

Anyway Great fascinates me. I think at his core he is a good pesron that has been raised by bad people and is also surrounded by bad people and he’s kind of like learned being a dick by default but once he gets past his initial reaction to things, he always wants to help. Even if his help is in the dumbest way possible. My man don’t go to the warehouse alone are you an idiot?

Kissy face kissy face

Nothing quite like near death experiences to really turn ya on I guess

Oh look. SExy times not included in the ass count because I did not see full ass. It looks like ass count is currently reserved for Ton Kla and his partners.

So Dome is Ton Kla’s brother who died. But he didn’t die because Great saved him. So little parallel worlds are splitting every time Great changes something? Or we’re seeing the world as it should be vs the world Great creates? Is Dome dead or alive? Who knows? Either way I’m launching Korn into the sun. And now I’m going to bed before this show makes my dreams any weirder.