#i'm down for whatever

[vandrs]

pale blue eyes observe from a distance, following each movement of feet and punch thrown. he remains in the crack in the doorway, amusement illuminating his eyes before he makes himself known, calling out, “ what're practicing for, your next brawl ? ”

vander pushes the door the rest of the way open, choosing to interrupt this practice, r e g a r d l e s s of what it's for. he raises his own fists, modeling the right stance as he adds, “ you're dropping your fists. keep 'em up. it'll give you a better starting point. and you can BLOCK a punch a hell've a lot better. ”

gntlets liked for a starter.

[girlgvn]

💗 — closed starter tagging: @nosaintz

"you can help me, right? i just really trust your opinion." the pink iphone is extended out in their direction, the gallery open on a particular picture with juli sprawled out on a bed on her stomach, the tanned globes of her ass up in the air with the fabric of a red thong swallowed between the cheeks. "i'm stick between these two, i don't know which one's hotter." she reaches out as they take the phone, giving them a moment to take the first image in before she swipes to the next, a shot of her in a babydoll lingerie dress with one of the cups pulled down, her fingers just barely blocking out the sight of a nipple. "what do you think?"

[lostrnkets]

closed holiday starter for @soyegoista feat. rowan

"it's about time that you finally answered - I was about to come beating down on your front door." the panic was obvious in her voice, the reason behind it though was a tad ridiculous but that ran through rowan's dna at this point. hands slightly shaking as she held the phone firmly to her ear. "I need your help. I'm shit when it comes to buying presents and I can't stand to disappoint my family two years in a row. please say you'll come with me and save me the embarrassment? I know the mall is going to be crowded but I'll literally buy you anything you want. I swear."

[bewitchingbaker]

Oh so many years ago, within Luna's Moonlight Delight's lobby, a young teen could be seen sweeping the floors. Sporting a large afro and a pair of oversized glasses that complimented the black oversized Odd Future tee and basic blue jeans. If one were to listen closely, you could hear a few mumbles. The kind of mumbling most would probably say when they thought they were alone. No doubt due to the older Lunas having a meeting with local neighborhood businesses.

Leaving Chris to watch the bakery and sell a few pastries.

"Swinging through ya neighborhood like ya local Spiderman..." he began, using the broom as a mic. The teen looks around for a moment.

The coast is clear.

Chris props the broom up against a chair, puffing his chest up to appear more buff than he usually is. His cracking voice deepens to imitate a certain Sith lord's actor.

" Liked you? Who the hell say I got to like you? What law is there say I got to like you? Wanna stand up in my face and ask a damn fool-ass question like that!?" Chris states as he walks around the broom.

The young baker would have finished his monologue if he didn't hear the doorbell jingle. Damn. He thought this was a chill time for the bakery. He quickly grabbed the broom, hoping the customer didn't hear any of his take on the August Wilson monologue.

"H-hi! Welcome to Luna's Moonlight Delights," he chimes. Chris quickly walks behind the counter with an embarrassed blush. "Is there anything in our display that catches your eye?"

[technically-human]

Bisexual crisis Crystal edition

[juney-blues]

there is, famously, a huge amount of social pressure on gnc cis people to transition. society just wants more trans people, trans women especially. this is a real and serious problem. there are just too many trans women making egg jokes. we have to protect the poor cis people from being compared to us (which is clearly and self evidently a horrible thing to do clearly)

[souvenir116]

charles pitting for the fastest lap after norris did and taking it away from him

[shesnake]

"Wait."

The Acolyte (2024) by Leslye Headland

[hiding-under-the-willow]

So. I decided to doodle ghosts au etho to get his design down and I. uh. thought a little too hard about him

[royalarchivist]

Mythical Sausage: If you find that Brazilian boyfriend though, you let me know! Ok? I wanna say hello, 'cuz that must be a beautiful, beautiful man. 😉❤️

[Shortly after they say goodbye]

Fit: Pac, where you at, Pac? Where you at, Pac? I can't hold him off much longer!

[ryllen]

"I told u zayne, i can"

[halflifebutawesome]

alyx and gordon badgering barney?

i can't stop thinking about snow days at white forest...

[cozylittleartblog]

a little Postlet. . because i Miss them

[tenderjock]

I’m with you, my love The lights shining through on you Yes, I’m with you, my love It’s the morning and just we two

[parasitoidism]

this was funny to me like zelenin girl u have been stuck in a dungeon where you and your crewmates have been tortured to death/insanity by demons for like, at least a day now, when John Bootboy gets tossed in with you and is immediately like oh hey let me airdrop you the demon app that lets you be friends with demons. i would freak out on him too

[bitegore]

Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.

Don't do their work for them.