#i'm an agent of chaos

[bwunnydream]

shared dream's stream on the minecraft subreddit because the mace developer is on the stream. :)

[sparkles-oflight]

You are DEFINITELY not a lame person, so I wanted to redeem myself a bit and share what I put into the salad (because the rest of my evening was very much nothing except for what I said, except for a thunderstorm outside). So I put tomatoes, fake vegan feta cheese and iceberg salad with balsamic & olive oil & dark honey & herbs together, it was nice ^^

To turn things around, what are YOU doing right now? 😊💚

You know it was a joke right? haha

I don't know... I'm making this LAME reply- nah I'm joking

Currently listening to something play in the background (tbh I'll probably go to bed in a bit because I only slept 3 hours last night and I didn't drink coffee today but my energy is off the charts either way), but before I was writing BoKris in a Sailor Moon setting... because... yeah.

[spacedace]

You ever think Dick overhears someone say Jason was the most violent Robin and just gets so mad about it?

And it's not even about like, defending Jason's honor or anything. It's purely because he's just so incredibly insulted that people somehow forgot how much of an unhinged ball of rage he was as a child.

Like I'm imagining him storming into the cave and yanking on his now way too small Robin costume and muttering angrily about I'll show you the angriest Robin

Barbara is facepalming about all the nonsense that's about to pop off that inevitably she's gonna have to clean up. Bruce just starts sweating profusely and desperately trying to talk Dick down because he suddenly remembers that time Dick kicked a criminal so hard they ended up in a coma for a week and smiled so brightly while doing it that the other goons there at the time just chose to jump off a three story building into the suspect sludge that filled Gotham harbor rather than face the unhinged ten year old on bright colors and pixie boots.

Duke: But wasn't Dick the nice one?

Tim, who idolized Dick Grayson's Robin like his own chaotic god: Don't ever insult my favorite Robin that way again. Here are my top thirty photos of him reigning deranged chaotic violence upon his enemies. I'd show you more but this album just has the photos from the first month I started following him and Batman around.

Jason: The hundreds of dead assassins and all the shit I've heard about you and Young Justice suddenly make a lot more sense

[mobius-m-mobius]

#ep 2 is for their very particular form of dating 😉

Loki 1x02 // 2x02

[affluent-havoc]

stern father and idiot son

[fluffle-writes]

Yuu(in the weirdcore Au): I could win in a fight with Ace…

Ace: Pff! Yeah, right. How exactly would you do—

He has ONE big ass eye, I will take advantage of that in a fight.

But also, could Yuu just poke him in the eye and he would just get annoyed or would something supernatural happen if they touch those weirdcore parts?

ABDGSJVDJQNS LMAO

I feel like a number of things can happen... The funniest to me is the potential for Yuu to get their hand stuck - like, picture with me...

Ace is teasing Yuu and being a bit of a little shit. Yuu, naturally, gets tired of his shit and tries to gently bonk him over the head to get him to stop. Only for their hand to immediately feel like that static-y pins and needles tingly feeling when you move your leg after you've been sat on it too long completely fills their hand in an instant.

And they can't pull it away.

It's like there's a beat of silent shock as everyone who witnessed the exchange just kinda pauses to process before-

Ace: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"

Yuu: I DON'T KNOW I FORGOT YOUR HEAD IS 90% EYE

Ace: TAKE IT OUT!?!??!

Yuu: I CAN'T--

It takes the assistance of Trey and Cater to calm Ace down so that Yuu's hand can be pulled from the sticky mucous membrane that apparently helps protect beings with such large eyes from larger debris or weak attacks.

Yuu: who tf are you calling weak?

Cater: Not you, Yuu-yuu!

Yuu leaves that encounter with a hand covered in a reddish iridescent goo and new knowledge about how some of their new, weird friends work. (And a whiney ace about how the spot where their hand got stuck feels weird and numb for the next few minutes)

Trey: What did we learn?

Yuu: Ace's eye goo tastes like cherries.

Trey: No, we- wait did you eAT IT?!!?!?!

[renegadesstuff]

SYNOPSIS FOR 7x10, “Chaos Agent” 🤔

[kal-derash]

I hear your Bruce as Brucie Wayne traumatizing the Justice League, and I raise you a resurrected Jason Todd, creating his own Brucie/Richie Wayne personality at galas and using it to punish his family for making him attend.

Bruce, Tim, Dick, and Damian have to watch Jason 'Crime Alley Born and Raised, Built Like a Tank' Todd giggle at some joke a socialite made and Barbara being an agent of chaos does her best to keep Jason talking like that. Does it irritate Jason to play dumb? Yes, but making his family suffer makes it worth it.

[malpractisnt]

Bartending Bertie

Bertie: Had a brainwave today. Thought I’d mix my own cocktail for once. Naturally, I chose the strongest spirits I could find, threw in some lime for the aesthetic. Ended up with a concoction that could probably fuel a small aircraft. Gave it to Jeeves for a taste test, and for the first time in history, I saw the man hesitate.

Jeeves: An ambitious creation, sir. Perhaps it would be more suitable for, er, external use? As a polish or cleaning agent, perhaps.

Translation: This is a crime against beverages, sir.

[yeonban]

If you were to put all of these people in a blender and pressed start, the resulting concoction would be Tobias,

[drwafton]

Made fanart of you-

I'm sorry if this version of you I made you a God-

"I have to say this art is well done! I wouldn't exactly call myself a god though. Still I appreciate it."

[negrowhat]

Congrats to Yamase Kazuma for successfully ruffling Hayama Asami's feathers.

[imminent-danger-came]

Hello! I wanted to know your opinion on my interpression of LMK Maybe it's more headcanon than theory but. I was thinking about the idea of ​​destiny and I was a little intrigued because the idea of ​​you already having a predetermined path to follow seems to take away some of your power of choice. So I think Mk being called the Harbinger of chaos, and (in my interpretation) chaos would be the lack of control. Therefore, the idea of ​​Mk being a creature of chaos that has no predestined path to follow could be a balance in the universe. Kind of destiny and chaos need to exist together to maintain balance. Like imagine if LBD was right and that focused on her destiny, but facing someone who has no destiny changed hers!

You have a predetermined path to safety, the insertion of future fear. But my theory is basically that people who are close to Mk gain the autonomy to choose their own paths, because he doesn't have a path.

sorry for any english mistakes

I've always thought of MK as having some destiny altering capabilities (stopping LBD from destroying the world in 3x14, saving Mei from the Samadhi Fire in 3x10 if you choose to interpret it that way) so I really like chaos as the antithesis to destiny.

Like, MK is the "Plan Man" right, yet fate itself "has plans for [him]". MK often runs away from destiny but the moment he faces it head on he's able to change it. At this point, I'd wager chaos is closely tied to MK's origins. We also know there's a reason he's at "the center of all these stories" even if we don't know what that reason might be quite yet. So keeping all that in mind, I think this idea has plenty of merit!

[roboticchibitan]

My gf had breakfast with her dad today. She told him about the toilet teapot T_T he said I should put a plant in it to cover it up but you see I deeply desire to smash that thing (for charity but also just because I don't want it in my house and it would be funny)

[frost-eyed-autumn]

Don't mind him, just setting up a little area on the very top of the Port Mafia's tower. He's got some chairs. Some wine. A telescope. A bag full of golf clubs and golf balls--

Nothing to see here. Nobody worry about it.

[chaos-agent-rory]

Get booped >:)

You are lucky I enjoy your antics, little chaos gremlin. But do not do this again. Ever. @fortnitegoddess