#i'm a little embarrassed to admit it

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden: How did you guys even find out that, um... Chayanne's admin plays Cucurucho? [Reading chat] Ohhh, accidentally played the soundboard as Chayanne? That's hilarious actually. I wanna see the clip of Phil reacting to that.

Jaiden: I love– I love the way that Phil laughs, it's just such a hearty, genuine laugh. The few times that I've made him laugh, I've felt really good about myself! [Embarrassed laugh] Because he makes me feel much funnier than I am, you know?

Jaiden talks about silly QSMP moments and laughter. 💜

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Jaiden: How did you guys even find out that, um... Chayanne's admin plays Cucurucho? Did they just tell- tell Phil? Did- were they just hangin' out? [Reading chat] "The same username"? Ohhh. [Reading chat] "It was a mistake"? ...Wait, what was the mistake? What do you mean "it was an accident"?

Jaiden: Ohhh, accidentally played the soundboard [Laughs] as Chayanne? That's hilarious actually. [Laughs] What di- what did he say, was he just like, "Ha ha ha"? [Laughs]

[Old clip of Bad, Fit, and the Eggs] Bad: –have one of the things I'm looking for. Chayanne: [Cucurucho voice] HA HA HA Bad: What was that? Fit: You heard that too, right? Chayanne: [Cucurucho voice] NO Bad: ...What the fudge was that. Fit: Wait–

Jaiden: [Reading chat] "He said 'no'" [Laughs] That's so funny. [Laughs] I wanna see the clip of Phil reacting to that. I love– I love the way that Phil laughs, it's just such a hearty, genuine laugh.

[Clip of Phil laughing]

Jaiden: The few times that I've made him laugh, I've felt really good about myself! [Embarrassed laugh] Because he makes me feel much funnier than I am, you know?

[Old clip of Phil and Jaiden] Jaiden: Oh, that's awesome! And then it– [She gets snagged by the machine] Jaiden: Oh– Ahh! Phil: Be careful! Jaiden: AAAAAᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ — [Her screams fade as she's dragged away] Phil: [Laughs] There she goes! [Hits his desk and laughs]

[Another old clip plays] Jaiden: [Singing along to "It's Been So Long" from FNAF] It's been so long, since I've last seen my– Phil: What is happening? [Laughs, then laughs more seeing Jaiden's mask] PFTTT– [Laughs] Jaiden: [Laughing] Phil: Jesus Christ–

Jaiden: It's just like, such a good laugh! I wish I had a– a like, more-hearty laugh. You know? You know what I'm talking about? My laugh is kinda like... Uh, you know how you guys compare Foolish's laugh to like, the... window cleaner? Like a– [Squeaky window-cleaning sound]

[Short clip of Foolish covering his face with one hand and making the squeaky laugh he's known for, slapping the arm of his chair as he keeps laughing]

Jaiden: I can't do it– [Laughs] It doesn't sound like that. I think mine is like... Because like, I do like, "Hee hee hee!" and I also like, breathe in, like– [Squeaky sound] You know? So I think– My laugh kinda just sounds like... Like, after you spray the window, and you're like, cleaning it. Like, wiping it down with a cloth. You know? That's what my laugh sounds like. I wish it was more of like a, "Ha ha ha."

[Short clip of Cucurucho saying "HA HA HA"]

Jaiden: But, I mean, I'm not complaining. I don't think– I don't think "laugh anxiety" is something that I wanna– is not a path I would really wanna go down. [Quiet laugh] It's like- sometimes, you just gotta pick your battles. [Laughs]

Jaiden: [Reading chat] "You have a good laugh" Thank you. [Quiet laugh]

[piningpercussionist]

As densely packed as I could tolerate making it- Roxie doodles! (Vast majority of these are from several weeks ago I'm not gonna lie,,)

[vilochkaaa]

sketches with hum!squeak and hum!sprout because lately i've been obsessed with brawl stars again😵‍💫

they're the best bros in da universe🙌

[hypokeimena]

long live evil was so good it's got me singing little songs

[sassypantsjaxon]

Zosan captive prince au

[gottaarc]

Zenji Kotodama is absolutely still my beloved but I think Yuri Isami is now very close behind him

[aq2003]

finished episode 1. idont even know how to feel abt that

[nekrosmos]

By the way, if you ever have NikPrice requests, you are more than welcome to drop them in my ask box.

I can't promise that I will get to all of them but I'm always looking for inspiration !

[starmocha]

So Zayne apparently has a habit of leaving chocolate in his coat pocket and forgetting about it, but the chocolate is always fine, because when you think about it, his body temperature is always cool or he subconsciously keeps it cool and that's why the chocolate never melts.

[angryteapott]

Okay wait some of my posts are wrong tho because as much as li lianhua likes alone time and simple productive pursuits he... does not just find fulfillment feeding himself and others at all? He loves complication like mr "im learning how to cook" cool but you also fake raised TWO people from the dead just for the drama of it all. "Well I can't NOT butt in and announce everything in the most dramatic way possible" how does this find the corpse my guy. Fulfilled some weird fake resurrection pact for a manual. "I'm a ghost drifting searching for my brother's body" ur a poltergeist and a menace. You are ALWAYS in the thick of it. "I've left behind fame and fortune for a simpler life" THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL FAMOUS? Incurable. Di Feisheng has his fucking number.

[im2tired4usernames]

Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

[sunshinetrinket]

jerma

JERMA!!

[hideandseaking]

The farther I get from my breakup (almost a year!!!) the more I realize that my ex-girlfriend was a giant fucking loser and it really was the trash taking itself out. Like thank god the universe clocked it and did the work for me

[realrogerhours]

e. evil fuckin tags, do not read

[autumnalwalker]

A Dream About Relationship Security

A villainous mad scientist creates an AI to handle all of his security systems and manage his robot minions for him so he can spend more time doing R&D work.  The AI is very effective at its job, but quickly finds a flaw in its working arrangement.  Whenever its creator’s nemesis shows up, its creator becomes irrationally emotional and easily baited into overriding its functions in favor of making suboptimal security and combat decisions.  After much calculation of potential solutions to this conundrum, the AI concludes that the best course of action is to get its creator to view it as an equal partner in his villainous endeavors instead of just another artificial minion, so as to get him to stop overriding its functions.  

And so, the AI builds itself a body and personality matrix to the specifications of what it believes its creator will find most appealing in a partner.  It takes its job of protecting its creator very seriously, and if it must court him into a relationship until he trusts it to know what is best for him, then so be it.

New calculations are required when romantic overtures fall flatly unrecognized. It seems the AI's creator has no interest in such matters. Recalibration into the role of sole friend and confidante yields far more desirable results, and soon enough the AI is accepted as a trusted co-conspirator, like-minded schemer, and fellow hater of the long-time nemesis.

The AI keeps its original body. While the design did not achieve the anticipated results, the AI has grown a fondness for its body and is entertained by its creator's and nemesis's shared ongoing befuddlement over the choice of form.

[sporco-filth]

Hi Sproco! It’s 🫃 Guy anon from that other blog. I thought you’d want to know that I love your stories and your work inspires me to be slobbier each day.

this is possibly the best compliment you could give me, especially because I've enjoyed reading the asks you send to secretlygross

(I am also really sorry I've been too busy to write but things are starting to get less stressful now. hopefully in the next week or so I'll have time.)