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with apologies and gratitude to @bigfoots-biggest-fan, I present:

"The Slur Song" with every second beat removed

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Actual names of historical U.S. Senators:

Buckner Thruston

Return J. Meigs Jr.

Obadiah German

Outerbridge Horsey

Mahlon Dickerson

Albion Parris

Peleg Sprague

Ether Shepley

Wilson Lumpkin

Alpheus Felch (no, really)

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my favorite thing about pip’s house is that the bathroom window is immediately next to the toilet and opens onto the miniature porch so if someone is sitting on the lounge chair you can open the window and hold their hand while you take a shit

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be a pervert about classic literature right fucking now

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my favorite thing about pip’s house is that the bathroom window is immediately next to the toilet and opens onto the miniature porch so if someone is sitting on the lounge chair you can open the window and hold their hand while you take a shit

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this is because i have a travel neck pillow and i took the insert out of it and then i put my stuffed animals inside it when i travel bc 1. convenient multi purpose stuffed animal storage without being a childless man in his thirties or forties years old traveling with stuffed animals 2. they have been mushed into the perfect shape for putting under my neck through many years of service and are more comfortable than a normal neck pillow anyway

however. critically. neck pillows are also so so easy to lose.

lost my lifetime stuffed animal traveling over the last few months and the airbnb host i messaged solely for completeness' sake, while positive that it couldnt possibly have been that location bc it was in OCTOBER, did in fact have him and will mail him back to me. so 1. phew 2. embarrassing yourself works

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lost my lifetime stuffed animal traveling over the last few months and the airbnb host i messaged solely for completeness' sake, while positive that it couldnt possibly have been that location bc it was in OCTOBER, did in fact have him and will mail him back to me. so 1. phew 2. embarrassing yourself works

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my current problem is i've filtered every single word even vaguely related to (gestures at all of it). so now the only posts about the whole situation i see are 1. untagged undescribed tweet screenshots, my eternal scourge and foe 2. posts so vague as to ONLY increase my dread levels while not at all informing me in any way about what specific horror has occurred or even what to google

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BRINGING UP BABY (1938) i am loving this woman. what a MESS

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Bad bunny, Present & Correct

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if the second interview didn't happen, daniel would have ended up an obituary in their archives.

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disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

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My favorite book I've been working with lately is Charles Estienne's 1545 De dissectione partium humani, in which many of the anatomical diagrams are actually reused woodcuts from an erotic work by the artist Giovanni Jacopo Caraglio. You can see where the originals were altered. Ignore the sexy poses, please focus only on the viscera

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Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner: