#i'll spare you the details

[heavenfell-au]

I want my innocence back.

𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜.

I̶̢̪̞̹̳̦̖͗͑̑͛̀̆̆͌͝ͅ ̸̼͍̝̓Ŵ̸͇̯̓̅͗͗̏̏̿ͅͅA̶̢̢̛̫͈̺͍͚̻͒̏̈́̃̉͘N̶̙͎͙͂̑̀͑̾̏̃̂̀͌T̸̠̝͙̳̖͔̮̀̂̍̓̈́̕ ̴̨̡̛͍̰̹̻̝͍͍͑̐̿͆M̴̡̗͚͓͔̔̅Y̷̧̨̥͙̪̞̣̲̐̚ ̴̲͗̏̀͗I̶̧̧̻̥̤͚̫͗̎̒̽̍̅͐͛̈́N̴͚̽̅̓̈̌̀Ṅ̷̬̳̆O̸͈͇̗̓͆̃̆͆̕Ċ̷͔͕̟̟̊̐̆̅̊̚E̴̱͔͇̺͙͐̎̉͑́̏͗̓̇N̷̢̺̖̩̥͖̋͒̀́̈́C̵̮̼͓̦͕̈́̀̽Ȩ̸̹̫̞̗̳̲̊ ̷̢̘̤̲̤̩̪͑̌́̽̐̐B̸̧͉̉͆͂͠͝Ȁ̵̛͍̃̿͒̽C̶̨̫͖̽̂̀͋̓̀͊̚̕K̶̮͙͍̙̘̳͓̦̠̱̈̾͒̀̌̑̂̿͝

✦

[silverraes]

listening to sleep token and still mourning the concert I couldn't go to bc they yoinked my toenail on that exact day rip

[sp00pygal]

*ghostly wails in author*

[tobacconist]

not been a great day

[springseventeen]

[zedif-y]

...so. i lived. bit embarrassing.

[blujayonthewing]

things you don't want to hear from the microwave repair guy: I'm gonna have to call your warranty company. And let me ask you this....... how handy are you and your husband........?

[ageless-aislynn]

I'm currently having the most day to have ever dayed in a long while. Ugh.

Frank running with plant GIF not really related but it amused me. Think I'll go play some Dead Plant Rising and try to forget the past, like, week has even happened.

[arbellaart]

I feel like I've hit a brick wall with artwork. So if you see me trying new things that's why. Like the digital (!!) Fang art I just posted. I'll still be posting daily, but expect more sketchbook work and practice things than full pieces. Hope that's ok with everyone~

[nachocheezos21]

[ My #artvsartist2024 🌸 ]

[ And another one with me and my sona !!!!!! ]

[cecropiacrown]

Chapter 8 Update!

Hey, y'all! Thank you so much for waiting for this chapter!

It's literally nearly 16K words long and I really hope you enjoy it. Please mind these chapter-specific content warnings: hurt/no comfort; heavy angst; grief; talk of terminal illness/hospital stays; allusions to minor character death but no graphic descriptions Happy Reading! <3

[saccharinescorpion]

today my body discovered a new and even more terrible kind of vertigo

[baphofemme]

attempted a lisa frank color scheme on my left hand 🦄🌈

[darehearts]

good afternoon glitter bombs  !  ♡

[rollforjackass]

okay so i reread the good omens script book trying to look up a quote i remembered and i kept writing down the things that i absolutely loved about it, so here's just a list of all the quotes and moments that rewired my brain chemistry

aziraphale sasses the hell out of crowley about his antichrist birth organization skills

aziraphale saying “oh sugar” instead of oh shit...

first appearance of everyday by buddy holly, we all know how that turned out

aziraphale doesn’t know how an ansaphone works. this was in the book too, but it’s still funny, especially considering how in radio omens he at least knows about caller id

aziraphale brought shortbread for the drive to the convent. did he think it was a date? please say yes

crowley asked aziraphale if heaven wouldn’t give him (crowley) asylum and aziraphale was going to ask him the same about hell

aziraphale says “what the hell” after pointedly not swearing earlier. hypocrite ass

aziraphale is fine with killing the antichrist himself but gets upset about the humans killing each other at tadfield manor....more tasty hypocrisy. he thinks he can only ever do the Right Thing but he knows it's Wrong when anyone else does it

“aziraphale is rather enjoying having the upper hand in the ideas department for once”

crowley says “dude. chill.”

“for a moment his noble better nature rejects the idea out of hand. THEN HE FALLS...”

“aziraphale is softening. they haven’t spoken in a hundred years: he’s realizing they are still friends.” gets me every time i look at it

why was shadwell in prison?? america explain

“i work in soho, i hear things” patron saint of soho confirmed

i still think that the neon halo blinking on and off above aziraphale’s head is the HARDEST that neil gaiman has ever gone and that we deserved to see it in the final cut

"michael: when your cause is just you do not hesitate to smite the foe, aziraphale." i'm thinking thoughts about the s2 finale under this lens; when your cause is just (saving the love of your life) you do not hesitate to suffer for pursuing it

“crowley looks back. he looks at aziraphale. above them, a beautiful starry sky. and crowley softens.”   jesus janthony christ.

“aziraphale is looking for someone. he spies a human statue dressed as an angel, with wings. it’s not him.”   GOD

gabriel about aziraphale: “i’m disappointed in him. not thinking like an angel.”

crowley “looks up, and talks to god, in the classical fashion.” see i really want a script book for s2 because i want to see aziraphale's expressions of faith plucked out a little bit more

crowley in the cinema: “he’s waiting for the end of the world. out of time. out of hope.”

the fact that crowley saw aziraphale walking down the street and left dagon on read is priceless

aziraphale looks hurt after crowley says he won’t even think about him

the music for the gavotte scene was recommended to be “i am a courtier grave and serious” from gilbert and sullivan’s the gondoliers which is PERFECT

“aziraphale is heading down the street, looking harried and as if he is carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. which he is.”

sandalphon says “you know how we treat traitors in wartime?” to aziraphale and there was meant to be blood on aziraphale’s lips after sandalphon punches him. death to sandalphon

“why would you do this? we’re the good guys.”

aziraphale (resolutely not swearing): you. you B…AD angels.

“seducing women to do your evil will!” “i think perhaps you’ve got the wrong shop.” still the campiest line delivery i've ever seen

we don't need to speculate about crowley being in tears in the burning bookshop because according to the script he is canonically right on the verge of it

“right. i’m done. i’ve had it. i don’t care about any bloody angels or humans or anyone. i hate you all. somebody killed my best friend, and i don’t even care who did it. bastards, all of you.”   😭

when aziraphale is discorporated, his heavenly appearance is all his normal clothes but gleaming white

aziraphale: i have no intention of fighting in any war. “all angels on the floor turn and look at the angel who has said the unsayable.”

aziraphale can’t actually see crowley in the bar scene…he has no idea how wrecked his best friend is

aziraphale doesn’t take sugar with his tea. bastard

aziraphale crosses his fingers under the table when answering shadwell’s nipple question

aziraphale is wearing madame tracy’s pink motorbike helmet in the mirror of her scooter

they describe crowley’s suit in the burning bentley as “interestingly ripped”...........we were robbed of a crowley boob window moment and i'll never forget

aziraphale introduces crowley to madame tracy as “he’s…well, we’re sort of business associates.” you know, like a liar

aziraphale was fully about to murder adam. i don’t think i can stress this enough

aziraphale pokes himself to make sure he’s solid once he’s separated from madame tracy

aziraphale isn’t threatening crowley with the sword, “just making his point that he can do dangerous out-of-character things if he needs to.”

crowley: what if the almighty planned it this way all along? from the very beginning aziraphale: takes a drink from the bottle of wine

aziraphale looks like he’s going to cry when crowley reminds him that the bookshop burnt down 😭

aziraphale-as-crowley looks depressed 😭 he still thinks his bookshop is gone

the angels kidnapping crowley-as-aziraphale zip-tied his hands those dickheads

aziraphale-as-crowley: my friend! they’re kidnapping my friend!

the hit hastur gives aziraphale-as-crowley would have killed a human 0/10 wahoos

“the van with [crowley-as-]aziraphale in it drives away, and [aziraphale-as-]crowley tries to crawl after it.”   HEY NEIL I JUST WANT TO TALK

crowley-as-aziraphale says “what fun. i love a barbecue.”

i am literally ENRAGED that sandalphon was like “hell yeah you can hit aziraphale” to the minor demon who brought the hellfire i WILL throw hands

uriel calls it a barbecue too those fuckers

in the script uriel and sandalphon have their flaming swords drawn, so it wasn't going to be as insidious as expecting aziraphale to walk into the flame of his own volition. but they didn’t end up including it in the show, so it is that insidious after all

aziraphale-as-crowley keeping his socks on for the bath was such a choice

“he doesn’t actually have a newspaper and a cigar, but damn, he’s enjoying himself in his bath” 

i've seen so little talk about how absolutely ice cold aziraphale is in the bath scene with the whole “so you’re probably thinking, ‘if he can do this, i wonder what else he can do’? and very, very soon, you’re all going to get the chance to find out.” BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS TERRIFYING

aziraphale-as-crowley: michael. duude.

crowley and aziraphale both get out of their own elevators and meet up to walk out together which is poetic cinema

PIGBOG AND THE OTHER MOTORCYCLE IDIOTS THAT HUNG OUT WITH DEATH WERE GOING TO BE INCLUDED i miss them

[frozenambiguity]

Sir Kaeya's kink of being claimed by his s.o. is getting mildly concerning...