#i'd face chase all these btw

[rpsense]

super off topic but do you guys have any favorite mwm/mwf/mwnb poc fcs you like seeing?

this is a breath of fresh air!!! more asks like these!!!! some fcs i love seeing people play are seulgi, alaqua cox, mason gooding, jordan fisher, jonathan daviss, jessie mei li, charithra chandran, simone ashley, ryan destiny, kim seokjin, omar apollo, the bailey sisters, michael cimino, kim doyeon, savannah smith, wy.an, iffat marash, jean rege page, daniel ezra, lizeth selene, normani, & megan thee stallion !! o if you see this add some more <3 - x

[just-zy]

My Miss President (I)

pairing: Jenna Ortega x Fem Reader!

summary: Jenna was never the type to fall for someone like Y/N, someone who'd always end up in fights, someone you'd often see doing stupid things outside the school premises, someone who always look so arrogant but is an absolute sweetheart. Jenna wasn't into those, considering she's what the school calls 'Ms. President' aka, Miss Perfect. She'd never, right?

A/N: long assed summary, wth.. AU!! (btw they're like, both on the same block..ermm yea)

Warnings!: my shitty ass writing, tad bit violence, bullying, cuss words, lemme know if I have a bunch that needs to be put on warning! (it's fluff I promise..)

part 2 || Masterlist

Jenna's POV:

Such an early bright morning ruined by the one and only, Y/N Y/L/N. What a charmer, she is. For someone who dislikes coming to school, she sure does come to school so early countless of times, actually. I wonder why.

"Hey there, Miss Perfect!" The quiet hallway now echoes her voice, sure as heck taunting me. "What do you want, Y/L/N?" I halt my movements, clutching the folders on my hands, folders that I need to get to the vice principals office.

I hear her chuckling lightly that'd make my head throb for hours. "Why so grumpy in such an early morning-" I turn to face her and start eyeing her up and down. "Start guessing, genius." I rolled my eyes at her, and walked the other way. She didn't back down as she chased me from behind.

"For someone well kept, you sure are hot headed.." That got me standing still, turning my head over to my left, where she was holding her hand to her mouth, her eyes wrinkling, and her body shaking. "What's so funny?" I sneered at her.

"You're cute when you're angry like that."

"Mhm. And seeing you in detention gets me going, to be real with you."

★

The students here weren't really fond of me too much, some say the only reason why they voted for me was because of my first impression towards the debate.

She's too bossy, too strict, too uptight, they say.

My top priority was sending off bullies to detention, even to the vice principal if it ever gets out of hand, because who wants bullies just running about around the school hallways, harassing and throwing insults at random students? But, I guess thats just the treatment I'd get for tonight, not that I was aware or prepared, really.

...

As I patiently waited for my mother to pick me up by the side of the road, in front of the school yard, I heard someone call for me.

"Hey Jenna!"

Before I could even set my eyes on who called for me, I was instantly splashed with a shit amount of water right on my face. It was freezing too.

I audibly gasped then wiped away the liquid in my eyes, my spine shivered after who I set my gaze onto. Jordan and his two other little minions. The school bully, just great.

"Oh– oops! I'm so sorry, I've been really clumsy all day, Miss President..." Both of his associates surrounded me while I shook from the cold wind, it didn't help while I had a thin shirt covering me.

Jordan began moving towards me, just inches away, "What? Who are you going to call now? Huh?" His friends chuckled as if what he said was the funniest thing that's ever gotten out of his mouth. They'd only ever do it because they don't want to end up friendless anyways.

He ushered putting himself on me, pushing me by my shoulders, hard. Making me accidentally slipping on the roads curb.

"Fuck!"

My ears perked up on the audible cuss as he saw me start to massage my ankle.

"W– We have to go, Jordan." His associates have began taking a pity on me just by seeing the state I'm in.

"Go where, exactly?"

After that, I couldn't hear nor see well any longer, considering the tears blurring my eyesight. I was at the brim of breaking, hopefully this doesn't make me skip a few classes.

I wiped my tears away, not a single movement without shivering because of the cold breeze hitting me continuously.

"Y/N– I swear it was an accident—"

Y/N?

"Oh? So you just accidentally poured all that shit onto Jenna?"

"Look– why are you even defending her? She practically sends you off to detention almost everyday!–"

"Just because I deserve that treatment doesn't mean I should get even with her. She's the president for a reason, for crying out loud, let her be when you can't stop doing shit like these!"

Hearing someone defend me who I've constantly put on detention feels weird, and sounds weird.

"Now let me get even with you, Jordan."

I set my gaze towards them and saw Y/N practically throwing herself onto Jordan, her right fist making contact with his cheekbone, hearing a clear crack, making him recoil away from Y/N's fist. No doubt that'll leave a fucked up purple bruise tomorrow. Not even a minute later, Jordan retreated even before everything got out of hand.

"Yeah, run along now Jordan!"

I still had my eyes lingering all over her, how her knuckles were already reddening, how her chest heaved, how her hair got all frizzy because she had her hood on, how her eyes were now staring right back at me–

"You okay?"

I couldn't contain myself, why did I feel warm inside when she asked me that? When not even 10 seconds ago I felt like I was freezing to death.

"Uhm, just cold.."

My eyes felt drowsy, and my ankle was starting to hurt real bad. I felt my phone buzz in my pocket. Thankfully, my phone didn't get a single droplet from the situation earlier.

Mama

sorry baby, completely lost track of time

was sent off on another shift, call on cab, k?

I'll b sending u money, i love you

Well, that was my last straw. I sobbed by the side of the road, my phone was literally hanging onto 2%, I totally forgot to charge it earlier this morning because I was running late. And I had no extra money to even get on a cab.

"Hey? You good? Here's my hoodie if it'll help you feel better."

I see her beginning to take off her hoodie, she insisted I took off my soaked shirt off, but I completely shut that idea down.

"Come on, you'll get sick if you'd still have that on! Okay– how about uh, you put on the hoodie, then you take off your wet shirt, I'll cover you."

"Okay.."

She helped me put on the hoodie, and looked away while I was practically struggling to get my shirt off.

After a few moments, I finally got it out, the shirt wasn't entirely wet, but she persisted that I still changed. I hastily placed my shirt in my satchel.

"Finished, happy?"

"Very. Now, what happened? Are you okay?"

She was looking at me with such sincerity, her eyes held so much care, I wouldn't be surprised if I'd folded right then.

What?

"My mom can't pick me up– and I have no extra money for a cab. Do you.. perhaps, have extra money?" I hoped that she did, because I can't even stand, for the love of God.

"Uh sorry no, I don't. Why can't you just walk–"

"I slipped and got a sprain."

She creases her brows at me then huffs, she faces her back at me then holds her hand behind her back.

"I'm not getting on your back, Y/N."

She grumbles at my complaints, but she wasn't backing down either. "Do you wanna get home earlier or not? It's almost curfew."

This is so embarrassing.

Gritting my teeth, I began moving to get to her back, but in the process I accidentally placed pressure on my fractured foot, I whined at the nagging pain that coursed through leg. This was gonna be the end of me.

"Loop your hands around my neck so you don't fall off."

"Yeah yeah." I roll my eyes at her as I relentlessly begin hugging her neck gently.

The position I was in right now had me overthinking. Why the heck is she helping me?

"Penny for your thoughts?"

Closing my eyes as I sighed heavily.

"Why are you helping me? Why didn't you just leave me after you've finished chasing them away?" Grumbling on her ear as I said that. "I'm surprised you're not like them, considering you do get yourself in trouble for bullying, bullies."

She lightheartedly chuckles, a sound I'm starting to get enamored of, she wasn't half bad.

"I'm not heartless, Jenna. I help people that I care for."

That got me to a sense, why, why did you care for me when not once did we ever have a civil conversation? Not once did we see eachother eye to eye and not throw banters at eachother.

Why.

"Maybe because it was of how you'd be the only person who can put up with me back-and-forth."

Oh.

"Aren't you.. you know, tired with how long you've been carrying me?"

"It's alright, we're almost at your house, see?"

I gently lift my head up and caught a glimpse of the familiar house I've grown in, "So fast?" I questioned quietly.

"Why? Starting to get comfy back there?"

My cheeks felt warm, flustered, I held on her neck instantly, adding pressure on the way I held onto her. Hearing her cough, I stopped and began laughing. All I received in return were grumble of complaints and discontents.

"We're here, Jenna."

That left me almost disappointed. Almost.

She sets me down before knocking on the door three times. "Here's, you."

We stared at each other while waiting on someone to open the door and escort me in. Her hand is still on my waist, keeping me on my toes. She had this look in her eyes that I can't seem to catch on to.

Someone finally opened the door, there stood my sister, Aliyah. "Jenna! Oh- what's wrong with your foot?"

"Who's this?" My sister inspected what was currently happening. "Why's her hand on your waist."

Always the never ending questions and the probing.

"I sprained my ankle, and Y/N this is Aliyah, Aliyah – Y/N." I tiredly quip. After she looked like she got a puzzle right, only then she helped me get inside. Gosh.

Before I could get in, I held onto Y/N's hand one last time and pulled her towards me, my lips making direct contact with her cheek, our lips almost touching. I didn't dare look her in the eyes after, so I ushered my sister inside.

Practically limping my way in and closing the door harshly right on her face.

Goddamnit, why did I do that?!

______+______

Y/N: Holy shit. The prettiest girl in school just kissed me. On the cheek. Holy. Shit.

*

A: what was that..

J: fuck, I think I like the girl.

A/N: ;))

[fizzy-blood]

"Forget this ever happened..."

[Jeff the killer🔪x Reader]

I had a writers block so I asked my friend for a random character and he said Jeff... So now you guys get to fuck a burnt chicken nugget ig 🤩... Also EJ shows up at one point(it'll make sense, trust!!) Btw I make fun of this guy throughout the whole thing (not sorry)

18+ Warning!!: kinda like hate sex(?), fighting, violence, PAIN KINK HELL YEAH!!, you almost sprained your leg, Jeff threatened to kill you but I meannnn... Clearly didn't actually..., Jeff gets a bit silly you guys, No pronouns are used but he does call you 'princess', Choking but not in a sexy way... You do get stabbed tho, degrading, reader doesn't get cum because I hated writing this 4 some reason!!

It had been a very long day for you, all you wanted was to relax in bed.

You tripped and almost sprained your leg chasing some random hiker out of the woods, luckily Toby got to him before he could get away but you still felt like shit...

You opened the door to the mansion and hobbled into the kitchen, looking for something to eat before heading upstairs to your room. You opened the cupboard to see if you could find anything, anything at all.. You found a bag of marshmallows... That's pretty lucky! You grabbed a couple out of the bag and sat down, sighing before you began to eat them one by one.

Suddenly you felt someone walking up behind you, bumping into you and stealing a marshmallow out of your hands... It was Jeff. You looked up at him with an annoyed expression on your face. He rolled his eyes and leaned against the counter. "Do you mind? " you asked, clearly bothered by his presence in the room. He looked over at you and smirked, "I didn't do anything.. " he shrugged. "Whatever man... " you huffed.

You got up, almost falling over due to your leg. Jeff noticed this and snickered, "The fuck happened to you? ". You ignored him, limping to the stairs... Fuck- you forgot about the stairs, how are you going to get to your room...

You pause in front of the stairs, trying to figure out how you were going to do this. Jeff turned his head to see what you were doing, realizing your small dilemma. He walked over to you and smirked again, "Need some help there, princess? ", you ignored him, he clearly didn't like that. He grabbed you and threw you over his shoulder, carrying you upstairs as you squealed and tried to punch him in the back.

He ignored you as you screamed at him, only putting you down once he got to the top of the stairs. You turned to him to yell, not even being able to get one full word out before Jeff flicked a finger at your face, "..you're welcome, princess... ". You paused for a moment, " Stop fucking calling me that! " you yelled, throwing a punch at him.

[5 minutes later]

The two of you had been fighting for a couple of minutes and you would be winning if it weren't for your leg. He had pushed you against the wall and pinned you there, his hand around your neck keeping you in place. You watched as he pulled something out of his pocket, a switchblade... Oh god oh fuck-

He stabbed you in the arm, expecting you to scream... You didn't scream.. Instead a very lewd sound left your mouth. He stared at you in disbelief at your reaction, mouth wide open. "What. The. FUCK? ". You both stayed silent, staring at each other confused on what to do next. "... You gonna explain yourself? " he asked. "Why should I? I fucking hate you, it's your fault for stabbing me-", he cut you off, " no no, do you have a thing for me, why the fuck did you do that!? ". You looked at him, disgusted. " What?! No! And even if I did what would you even do about it, huh? " you yelled as he removed his hand from your neck. "I don't think you could handle the idea of what I'd do.. " he smirked, the look on his face made you feel sick.

You pushed Jeff out of the way "I bet I could. If anything you wouldn't even last a second with me..". He scoffed at your response, " Mhm, sureee... Like you would be begging on your knees for me~". Your face flushed and eyes widened and the image popped into your head. He smiled down at you as your face reddened, grabbing your face with his hand so you would be forced to look at him "told you~". He paused, " Hmm... How about we make a bet.. " he let go of your face as he spoke. "What if we test this idea.. If you last longer than me, I'll stop bugging you.. No more 'princess'.. " you liked that idea, but before you could respond he cut you off again. "But! If I win and I last longer then I won't stop, in fact! I'll double it-" you cut him off with a whisper, "it would probably just boost your ego.. " you mumbled.

"Oh? So you do think I'll last longer? You scared I'd win? " he teased, "No, I'm not fucking scared. " you snapped back. "Wanna prove that? ". You paused again, trying to properly think this through. " Fine, whatever. Let's just get this over with.. ".

[Small time skip]

So there you sat in Jeff's room as he struggled to pull his pants off, you had already undressed and gotten your arm bandaged up and were now waiting impatiently for him to undress himself. You cleared your throat, "you uh.. Need some help there? " you asked, "uhgg fine...Here. " he turned to you as you walked toward him. The cold air against your skin made you feel tense as you walked and looked down at the zipper. "Hurry up, I don't have all day. ", you flicked a finger at his face similarly to how he did to you earlier. " Do you want this or not, Jeff? " you asked, helping him unzip them.

You finally pulled them down for him and looked up at him, a sick smile plastered on his burnt face. You stood up straight, not breaking eye contact with him. "So... Are you gonna do something or..? ", he looked you up and down and shrugged before pointing over to his bed, " Go lay down for me, princess.. ". He watched as you walked over to his bed, laying down on the dirty mattress. " This thing is fuckin' filthy.. " you muttered under your breath, he didn't seem to notice what you had said as he walked closer and crawled on top of you.

"You better make this worth my while, ok princess? ", he held your arms above your head and planted his face in the crook of your neck, giggling as he did... Ok, something was very clearly wrong with this man (tbh that's probably why y'all think he's hot 🧍‍♂️) . You cringed slightly at the feeling of his scars rubbing against the skin of your neck, his tongue dragging across your neck through the smile he had carved into his cheeks. He continued to giggle and laugh as you squirmed under him, your legs had started rubbing against each other.

"Hmm... Can you spread your legs for me, princess..? ", his voice muffled. You rolled your eyes and sighed, slowly shifting around so your legs were further apart. He let go of your arms and moved his hand down to the now bandaged up stab wound, squeezing it tightly causing you to whimper. He clearly liked that, you could feel his smile widen against your neck.

He eventually calmed down and positioned himself between your legs, lining up property. "You ready, princess? " he asked, you nodded and rolled your in response. He slowly pushed in, holding you in place to the best of his abilities. You tried to hold in a whine from the initial stretch but clearly Jeff heard it.

He didn't wait for you to get used to the feeling, immediately pushing in as far as he could. His grip on you tightened as a string of curses escaped your lips in a gasp. He slowly began to thrust. In and out, in and out. The look in his eyes growing more and more wild as you looked up at him, whining at the feeling.

"Ff-fuck... Princess... Mm- how did I not do this sooner...?~" he groaned. You didn't respond, all you could do was whine and cry out as he kept moving. It hurt but it also felt surprisingly good? The feeling was painful and overwhelming but... You were enjoying it, probably more than you should have been. "Mmm.. MM!~ Jeff!~" you whined, your mouth was dry. "There you go... Ngh- haa~... S'close... " he mumbled into your neck. He picked up the pace, grunting as he did before cuming, loudly moaning as he did.

He laid on top of you for a moment before pulling his face away from your neck and pulling out, immediately getting up and grabbing some paper towels from his bedside table. He cleaned himself up and handed you a sheet... Well... It was more like his just dropping it onto your face. He pulled his pants back up and looked back at you as you groaned and sat up. "Out. Now." He demanded, tossing your clothes at you.

After you both got dressed you both left his room. "... Forget this ever happened... Alright? " he looked at you, you nodded in response... It was probably best if nobody knew about this... That asshole didn't even let you finish...

DONE!! FINALLY!! I DON'T NEED TO PICTURE HIS CRUSTY DICK :D (I have personal beef w this man)

Anyways... Hope y'all enjoyed it! Again, requests are currently open so feel free to send in some asks :3c

-Fizz

[loveswrites]

Do you know when you’re going to post your next Poly Volturi? (Absolutely no rush btw take your time and always focus on you and your health first🫶) I was just wondering cause i miss you 🫶

(i don’t have any intention of sounding rude or anything im just wondering and i definitely dont wanna rush you and i ofc want you to take your time and ofc it’s important to focus on yourself first ALWAYS🫶🫶)

Nightmare Poly Volturi x reader

Time it took me: 5 hours

Word count: 2023

To anon: Hello lovely! I'm sorry for the wait it's been like a month since my last post but I've come to give you a little gift! Hope you like it! Thank you so much for your reassurance, You didn't sound rude at all I understand I was gone a LONG time. I'm surprised I even wrote this today my mind was so foggy I haven't really had a good day so I thought I'd put a smile on someone else's!

Love <3

p.s I also tried to find that spongebob meme in a gif but I couldn't find it for some reason lmk if you get it when you read it!

Turning a sharp corner your hip grazed against the cold cobblestone walls of the castle. Causing you to suck in a strong gasp of air. Rubbing your hand against the throbbing pain you felt something wet. Twisting your face up in confusion you couldn't tell what it was. There was a storm and the castle was as dark as it's ever been. The candles Cauis ordered to be lit every set of the sun for you weren't lit like they normally are. If one candle blew out, rather you were there or not he would have someone's head not long after.

"You smell delicious." You heard from no other than the exact one you were thinking about. Caius.

Still a little confused, your eyes widened. Blood. You were bleeding and Cauis was chasing you.

Resuming your slow steps turned into a fast pace run. Well as fast as you could. Your eyes burned with tears as you could hear Caius' steps quicken. Why was he doing this, you thought. Doesn't he love you? 

"Are you frightened little human?" Cauis hissed out with so much venom you could taste it. 

"Please stop-" You were cut off with a scream crawling out of your throat as a strong sound of thunder and lightning struck.

"Your fear reeks a phenomenal scent. I can't wait to taste you." He sneered out letting out a chilling chuckle. 

You couldn't stop the tear that ran down your cheek with his statement. All you could feel was your heart pounding in your chest, So much you thought it would run into overdrive and stop. With the halls darken you ran with what little memory you could collect right now.  Your brain was foggy. Your heart was hurt. And your face was stained with tears of fear. You never thought that you would die like this. The more you ran the more you realized that this was a loop. You had been running around in a circle this whole time and Cauis was still chasing you. 

"Help Me! Jane! Alec! Please don't do this Caius! You're scaring me!" You screamed out looking back for the first time since you started running.

 He was right there. 

Pricing red eyes stared back at you menacingly.

The only sound you could get out of your mouth was a gasp. He grabbed you by your arms in a tight unbreakable grip. So tight you thought your bones would snap. You never did take your vitamins as a kid you thought. Before you could say another word he bared his fangs and snapped down on your neck. You let out a strong scream. It was so loud it echoed and bounced off the walls. You could feel your own blood wetting your skin rolling down your once warm body. As much as you struggled you couldn't move. As much as you screamed you could no longer make sound. All you felt was your life being drained from your body. Mustering all of your strength you screamed the loudest you could with little life you had left. 

"Mio caro!? Wake up è solo un sogno!" A voice sounded.

Snapping your eyes open, you saw him. Screaming once against you pushed off of him blinded to your surroundings. You fell down onto a cold marble floor it hurt but you could care less right now. Anything to get away from him.

"Don't touch me! S-stay away from me! J-Jane! Where are you!?" You screamed out tears already rolling down your face. Still crawling away from Caius you kept your eyes on him the best you could with blurred vision. 

"What-" Cauis started but was cut off by your words.

"Don't talk to me, leave me alone! Jane! W-where's Jane!? Jane! Jane!!" You cried screaming at the top of your lungs. 

Everyone's attention snapped to the door as Jane busted through the door. Her piercing red eyes were filled with anger ready to unleash hell on anyone that dared to hurt what is hers. 

"What happened!" She snapped sharp eyes staring down everyone who was in the room. She saw no threat but that didn't mean there wasn't one.

You were in the throne room as you always were half the time. Everyone knew you loved laying upon the throne with Caius. You were often there with him during most trails. It was convenient because most of the time all of your mates were there also. So hearing your screams come from this room of all places put Jane on guard. 

"We don't know she was just resting as she always is, then woke up screaming." Marcus stated.

"She's very frightened and the first one so called out for was you. Go to her, Slowly.” Aro said making sure to speak softly.

She listened, making sure to take slow and soft steps towards you. When she was finally in front of you she kneeled down to your level as you had backed yourself into a corner. 

“Who scared you?” She asked, trying her best to not sound too demanding but failing miserably. 

You reached out and wrapped your arms around her tightly, crying hard.

“Please don’t let him hurt me.” You whispered into her neck. A whisper so low that she had to try to listen. 

“Who is trying to hurt you?” She whispered back wrapping her arms around you. Doing her best to console you as physical touch is still a hard thing for her.

“C-caius he bit me he was trying to kill me.” You said still shaking as the scene replayed in your head over and over again.

“Well I guess we know who won't be turning her.” Felix snickered, earning a shove from dem.

“Silence!” Cauis ordered, making Felix shut up immediately. His loud tone made you jump and brung more tears to your eyes. Jane continued to comfort you, whispering calming and promising words in your ear.

“Go on, tell me what else happened.” She beckoned.

“I was trying to run away from him b-because he was chasing me. I didn’t know why until I realized that I was bleeding and he wasn’t chasing me to help me. He was chasing me to bring more h-harm to me. I was going in circles and I couldn’t find a way out! There wasn’t a way out but I kept trying and trying but he still got me and- He drained me of everything inside of me.. I can still feel his bite. It hurts, why does it hurt?” You whimpered out sniffling every few words. You held onto Jane tighter in fear she would let you go.

It was silent for a while. No one in the room knew quite what to say. Or what you needed to hear. But the one thing they all knew was that no matter how much Cauis would threaten or yell at you he would lay down his life for you. And if he ever laid a harmful hand on you the rest of you mates would deal with him no matter the consequences. One little human held so much power. 

“It was just a nightmare, you're safe. He would never hurt you. And if he did I’d kill him myself.” Jane said firmly. 

Her words brung comfort to you. Jane never lies. Especially to you.  She always says that she has no time for lying. To which you always say she technically has all her life or death to lie. 

“Jane let me see her.” Cauis said leaving no room for arguing.

“Caius.” Marcus said in a warning tone.

“Do you want to face him? I’ll take you away if not.” Jane whispered in your ear. It took a little while for you to answer but eventually you did sadly. You truly weren't ready to face him but you didn’t want Jane to get in trouble for your newfound fear.

“It’s okay..” You said slowly as if you were trying to convince yourself. 

“Are you sure?” She questioned.

“I’m sure.” You said taking a deep breath when Jane parted from you. Though Jane was freezing cold her cold began to feel warm to you. So when she let you go you couldn’t help but feel naked under the eyes of everyone in the room. A shiver ran down your spine when you finally made eye contact with Caius. His red eyes were intimidating but not as threatening as the ones in your nightmares. In fact his eyes looked.. Concerned, confusion and hurt. That one was a kick to the chest. You hated seeing him hurt but you hated seeing you hurt more. 

“Come here.” Caius said watching you as you took very slow steps to you. Realizing your fear was truly real as you'd normally run to him full of joy. But now you shake with each step. You were never even this scared when you first met. 

Once you were standing in front of him he closed the gap between you two holding onto your hands. Your warm soft ones colliding against his cold hard ones.  

“You truly think I’d ever hurt you on purpose if at all? I’m offended by how lowly you think of me amore mio.” He frowned looking down at you. 

“It was- it felt very real.” You whispered looking down but that didn’t last long as he put his hand under your chin and tilted your head back up to face you.

“If you're frightened do not be cowardly in fear I will not accept it. Especially when I am aware of how fearless you are. It was a horrible dream, a nightmare. One that will never come true.” He said watching you with close eyes.

“I-” You were cut off with his next words.

“You should know that I would never hurt you on purpose. But eventually for you to be with us forever you will have to be turned. But it won't be painful for you. We will ensure it. Alec will use his power to make sure of it.” Caius stated as if this would make you feel better.

“You’ve been conspiring about my death behind my back?” You questioned furrowing your eyebrows.

“More like preparing. You're not getting any younger.” Felix said from behind you.

“Are you serious?” You questioned.

“We’d rather have you dead and with us rather than dead and gone bellissima.” Dem voiced softly in hopes you wouldn’t get upset with the rest of them.

“I feel like this is some type of gaslighting or manipulation.” You said, shaking your head.

“Nevermind that, do you feel better?” Alec asked, deterring your thoughts from this topic.

“I kinda do. I’d still like a little space from you though.” You said looking up at Caius. 

“Only a few days after that you're asking for ungiveable things.” He said letting you go but not before kissing you on your forehead making you freeze momentarily.

“Go get some rest.” He dismissed you.

As you walked away after standing there for a while Jane followed you and right when you grabbed the door Caius words made you stop in your tracks.

“ You shouldn’t be scared of me in that sense. You wouldn’t even be filling, you refuse to take your vitamins Carlisle insists you take.” He yelled out so you could hear. 

You couldn’t help the small laugh that came out of your mouth knowing how true that statement was. For the next few days Jane followed you everywhere. Always on your heels. Sleeping with you, feeding next to you, If she knew you were having a bad dream she’d wake you up right away and take you out for a walk. All until you felt comfortable to be alone with Cauis she was right there by your side. 

And when you finally felt comfortable enough you saw how bad Cauis was taking it through his paintings. He was afraid you would see him as a monster. He knew he was but he never wanted to be that in your eyes. You spent the next few nights showing him how fearless you were of him. Wink wink.

[migrated-to-diff-account]

Hiyya! I'd like to request a TFP Optimus x Human female reader. I have a headcanon that I believe Optimus has a breeding kink from the Matrix of Leadership, coded to mate. Both get very heated when his urge to mate starts to show and the reader is all on board to chase his pleasure. In which Optimus praises a lot to them. I crave connection between characters that care and have a bond with one another, if possible.

You can change and edit whatever is to your liking as well. Thank you for your time and have a pleasant day. ✨

TFP Optimus x human!fem!reader

oh man oh man optimus prime and breeding is one of my favourite combos!! thank you for being my first request ever btw, it was a pleasure to write this for you

Synopsis: Optimus Prime has urges, urges that can only be satisfied by breeding you.

Warnings: NSFW, breeding kink.

Word count: 1608

To say that this is pure torture is an understatement of the century. He thought he could hold off but seeing you in practically nothing prancing around the base on a hot day is driving him insane. He tried his best to contain his composure throughout the day around the other members of his team, but his spark is thrumming so intensely that it’s becoming borderline painful.

He knows that you can sense it. He knows that you purposely came to the base in a little sundress that barely, oh so barley, covered your soft thighs. He noticed that way that when you would bend over, you would purposely brush the fabric behind you aside so he could bare witness to your increasing arousal. His frame would stiffen up and his Matrix would send a shock of electricity to his spark, indicating that he needs to mate.

And he needs to do it today.

-

Later in the afternoon, the base’s activities became quieter. The other Autobots were either in recharge, patrol or hunched over the main computer. The other humans had gone home, save for you. You were sprawled out on the human couch watching one of your favourite shows, your dress still just barely covering you. Optimus walks over and promptly scoops up his human saying nothing. You let him do so, knowing that you were in for it.

Ratchet had watched his leader walk off down the corridor with his human, he rolls his eyes and mutes his audials, not wanting to hear them again for the third time this week. And its only Tuesday, he thought, returning to his work.

-

He takes you to his private berth room, laying down and setting you close to his helm so that you were face to face with the prime.

“Was it your intention today to wear such small human fabric?” Optimus pokes and pulls at the dress, eager to rip it off you. You grin at him.

“I guess you could say that.” You allow his request to take the dress off, throwing it to the side, “I knew you’d like it.”

 The sight of your plump breasts and soft tummy right in front of his face makes his spike throb with such intensity and yearning. He groans and lifts you up to his dermas, setting you down so he can pleasure you with his glossa.

“What do you need, Optimus.” You moan at the feeling of him mouthing at your still clothed pussy. Wanting to feel more, you lift yourself up slightly and pull down your underwear. He pulls you back down to his intake after you do so. He needs to prep you first so you can take his spike so he can properly breed you.

He licks a stripe up your folds, relishing the pheromones that are emitting from you. He wraps his mouth around your clit and sucks. You throw your head back and place a hand behind you on his chin, shaking and jolting at the feeling of Optimus eating you out. He hums as he lifts you up slightly so he can give you an answer. He is absolutely covered in your juices, leaving a small string connecting from your pussy to his dermas.

“I need...I need to breed you.” He huffs, his hot breath over your pussy making you squirm. He massages your thighs, earning a soft moan from you. His spike is throbbing, aching to be plunged into you. Aching to breed you and fill you up with his trans fluids. He can picture it in his processor, your soft stomach distended and filled to the brim with his sparkling’s. A bolt of electricity shoots up his back strut at the thought.

You lean down and place a gentle kiss in-between his optics, “I will gladly help with that.”

Optimus’s spark is thrumming so very loud now, he is sure that you can feel it. You crawl down near his interface panel, and he opens it with no hesitation. His spike is so large, but he knows from all the previous times he’s fucked you that you can take it. He once offered to mass displace it, but you denied the request. You wanted to feel him stretch you and its safe to say that Optimus feels the same way.

You drag your tongue up Optimus’s spike, relishing the feeling of his spike twitching. You can see how his thighs begin to shake slightly. He places a servo on the side of your face, gently caressing your cheek as you begin to take his spike in your mouth. The moan that leaves his mouth is borderline pornographic.

You bobbed your head up and down as much as you could, attempting to give him as much pleasure with your mouth as you can muster. Your tongue rolls around the tip of his spike while you give him a hard suck. Optimus grips your head as you do so, fighting the urge to push your mouth down to the base. He praises you in the middle of his moans and groans.

“Sweet spark, you’re doing amazingly…” His hips shutter as you pull you mouth of him with a pop, pressing kisses to his tip and down the length of his spike. You look up at him with those gorgeous innocent eyes. If the matrix would allow him, he would’ve cum just from your look alone. But he must wait until he is deep within you.

Optimus carefully lifts you up and flips around so you are the one now lying on his berth, hovering over top of you. He kisses you with intensity, glossa moving past your lips and tangling with your tongue. You can taste yourself on his dermas. He moves to kissing your jaw line, then down your neck, licking and sucking on the delicate skin. The perfume you wear leaves a tingling sensation on his glossa, but that doesn’t stop him from properly marking you as his.

He moves downward, marking your breasts. He shivers as he knows that these will be used to feed and nourish his future sparkling’s. You moan at the feeling of his glossa.

“Optimus,” You squirm under him, “Please… please please please.”

He looks at you. Your hair is in a mess, flushed cheeks and sweat beading on your forehead. You are worked up to the point of begging, this is exactly what he wanted. He gives you a small smile.

“Yes, my love, I hear you.” He chuckles as he watches you bring your legs up to your chest to present yourself to him, sending another jolt to his back strut. He lines his spike up with your pussy, a breathy moan escaping from him. He slowly, ever so slowly pushes himself into you. Your legs shutter as you engulf him, being stretched beyond the human body’s limits. A low groan emits from him as he can feel your walls fluttering around him.

“Primus…” He vents, holding onto the side of your hips. “You’re so tight…”

He moves his hips back and plunged into you again. You cry out in pleasure, not even bothering to silence yourself as you feel his spike abusing your cervix. “Optimus!!”

Optimus’s focus is on your face, contorted in pleasure and ecstasy. Primus, he loves this. He leans down to the side of your face, giving you a kiss on the cheek as he fucks you within an inch of your life. You will be bred, no matter how long it takes, his human mate will bear the primes sparkling’s.

“You’re doing amazing,” Optimus whispers into your ear, voice straining. “Do you wish for me to impregnate you?”

You eagerly nod, crying out as he gives you a particularly harsh thrust, the knot in your stomach becoming more unbearable. “Yes, Optimus! I need you to fill me, please!”

Your cries make his spike throb.

“Primus, you will look so beautiful. Full of my sparkling’s.” Optimus is thrusting into your pussy, eager to relive himself deep inside you. He presses his helm to your head, “You will be a wonderful carrier, my love.”

His thrusts become more and more sporadic as he nears his release, moaning into your ears, letting you know how much pleasure you have given him. You cry out as he presses himself right to the hilt, becoming undone and cumming hard on his spike. His hips shutter as he releases his trans fluids deep inside of you. His grip on your hips is hard as he feels you clench around his spike.

His trans fluids are hot and sticky, drops threatening to spill out of your tight hole. You whimper and whine as he gently caresses your now bulging stomach. He places a kiss upon your lips to mute your cries, you kiss him back eagerly.

Optimus vented; the matrix of leadership is satisfied for now. But he knows that you must be bred multiple times for his urges to lessen. He gently scoops you into his arm and flips around so he is laying down and you are sitting on his spike, you whimper as you feel his spike shift around. His spike keeps his trans fluids contained within you, ensuring that not a single drop spills from you.

You lay on his chassis as he rubs your back soothingly with a servo. You clench around him in a way to return the affection, “I love you, Optimus.”

Optimus hums, “I love you too, with all of my spark.”

He watches you drift off to sleep with a smile, knowing that tomorrow you will be bred again and again.

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Hi, hi dove!! 🥺🥺💖💖💖 congrats on 400+ :D I'd like to request 'whispers of the past' with poly leona and vil (I am slowly being converted 😔😔😔😔) have this btw :))

Visions of the Past; Leona Kingscholar & Vil Schoenheit

Content; gender-neutral reader, past established polyam relationship

Word Count; 800+

A/N; Hi Soru!!! I whipped this bad boy out surprisingly fast (now that the writer's block is semi-gone) ... I will forgive you for that photo though since I'm conflicted about it in this context.

Please do not put my work into AI. If you would like to see more of my work check out my masterlist!

No wonder the house was a steal. But in this economy? You were willing to do a few renovations, maybe do battle with a spider or two, and make the best with what you had, since there was no way another opportunity like this would show its face any time soon.

Plus you were sick and tired of living with roommates that kept you up, didn’t clean up after themselves, AND ate YOUR leftovers. So yeah, creepy house it is! But a creepy house all to yourself!

You lugged your last box into the living room where you had an air mattress all set up since you didn’t trust the bedroom not to have its fair share of creepy crawlies. So the living room will do for now.

Only downside?

It was freezing, so cold that you could see your breath.

“Place is probably haunted,” one of your friends had chimed when you told them the news.

You huffed out a breath, rubbing your hands over your arms to fight away the goosebumps. “There is no such thing as ghosts,” you muttered.

Lounging on your air mattress though was a being that very much proved that statement wrong — not that you could see him — and another was standing next to you, studying your features.

You shook your head though, grabbed a broom, and made your way to another room, leaving the two figures alone again.

“So,” the man lounging on the air mattress spoke up, side-eyeing the other ghost, “they finally came back.”

The other ghost tutted, “They won’t remember anything, Leona, so don’t—”

Leona sighed and placed a translucent hand over his eyes, “I know better than to interfere, Vil.”

They both knew you, but you were different. Yes you didn’t look the same, but they could both tell your spirit regardless of appearances; that was what they had fallen for too.

The back-and-forth bickering that ended in soft looks. Of lazy afternoons spent resting in each other's laps. Of a tenacious person who wasn’t scared or intimidated by either of them. 

You had captured their hearts in life, and oh, how they missed you in death.

They couldn’t move on, and at first it frustrated them both to no end — such is evident at the state of the house — but now, you were back, and for the first time in decades both Leona and Vil felt like their hearts were beating.

Yes, they had each other as company, but it felt like something was missing, a crucial piece. The crucial piece was you, you helped balance them out. You made it work.

“DAMMIT!” 

Leona and Vil became invisible again as you ran out of the kitchen, chasing a bird out.

There’s that fire.

You slammed the door shut after you made sure there weren’t any more avian intruders making residence in your place.

“Note to self, make sure the house is empty before setting up camp. Yeesh,” you sighed, rubbing at your temple.

“Pft!”

Leona gave Vil a questioning look. Why did you make a sound? 

Vil was wearing a soft smile, even though he had nearly blown their cover. And it made Leona pause; he hadn’t seen Vil smile like that for a long time.

You tensed and squinted your eyes. “Who’s there? Just so you know, I’m armed!” 

With a broom and some attitude, herbivore.

Leona looked at Vil and then at you. And Vil looked at you and then at Leona. They were both trying to decide what to make of this situation. Trying to decide whether or not to pick up where they had left off in the past, or to leave well enough alone. Whether or not to listen to their head or their heart.

Leona grumbled but decided enough was enough. If the three of you were going to be living together again, it was best to get everything back in the open and not waiting around.

Vil raised his brow, but understood what the grumbling was about.

“And we’ve been waiting,” Vil sighed, slowly appearing next to you.

Your eyes widened upon seeing him, and they nearly bugged out of your head upon seeing another man appear right behind him.

They didn’t step forward, instead, they waited, curious to see your reaction. Curious to see if you were still as bold as you used to be.

You took a deep breath, gathering your wits before looking back at them. “Nice to see you too… both of you.”

No such thing as ghosts. That’s what you had told others so they didn’t think you were completely out of your mind. Who would buy a house knowing it was haunted?

You would, especially after seeing the photos of the two men with a third figure that plucked at a heartstring. You felt at home here. This — they — was your home.

“I missed you.”

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Tags; @azulashengrottospiano @eynnwwyjth @inkybloom-luv @ithseem @savanaclaw1996 @syrenkitsune @twistwonderlanddevotee @xxoomiii

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

WIBTA for leaving a note on my neighbors door complaining about his stupid dog?

pretty much what it says in the title: i (20, nb) live with my mother (50s) in duplex (relevant info). not too long ago this guy--we'll call him billy--moved in next door. at first i didn't really pay him much attention. i mean i'd wave if i saw him pulling into the drive and stuff but other then that our lives didn't really intersect.

then a bunch of little things started piling up, like the way his friends were always parking in one of our spots (everyone has two parking spots. we only have one car so it's not a BIG issue, but this meant if we had company over at the same time they had to park in the grass or on the street, which was really annoying), and the weed he smokes is so fucking strong that it travels through the ventilation system and stinks up our apartment (i've burned so much incense. it's never enough. idk what the fuck strain it is but its potent, god DAMN) and now he's got a dog. a big, mean, untrained and UNLEASHED dog. that dog...i don't think i've ever hated a dog before. tbh i never thought i would, like i'm not the biggest dog fan in the world but fuck, man. i hate this stupid dog. it barks all the time. it chases my cat through the yard. it's tried to rush me twice and had to be physically restrained by billy (who was laughing and acting super blase the whole time, btw) and most recently it lunged at my mother while she was in our backyard--which is the part that REALLY pissed me off. it's to the point where we're uncomfortable in our own home.

which is where we come to this crossroads; billy says that he's going to be moving in the near future, though he hasn't specified when. i'm thinking of leaving a strongly worded note for him before he goes, something to the effect of "hey dipshit, maybe put your psycho mutt on a leash before it catches you an assault charge" but y'know, less aggressive. bc even if he's leaving soon i feel like this is something he needs to hear. but at the same time, i wonder if that's too passive aggressive? i suck at confrontation so i can't say this to him face-to-face. i'm also not sure if any sort of comment (verbal or written) would be crossing some sort of line or not, as i'm also terrible at the whole 'understanding social rules' thing.

so, WIBITA?

What are these acronyms?

[i-dont-know-nor-care-go-away]

St:SNW rant

I just saw the most amazing gifset of that moment in momento mori where chapel tells una "it's like giving birth through your mouth" (edit : it was @startrekuniverse who made the dope gif set, I love you btw)

Una and Christine are the MOST UNDERRATED dynamic. Genuinely I need to see them interact more. I've said before I don't think that T'pring is Christine's character mirror foil or whatever bc she isn't really. Una is the opposite of Christine.

Una is so put together. She is the literal poster person of first officers. She is always put together and just radiates dignity. (Somehow she gives like. Teacher vibes but I can't see her teaching a specific subject?? Maybe she just authority-s so hard I'm getting confused idk) She has been trying to be the picture perfect officer for years. She said it her self, she worries how people would see her (as an illiyern(fuck spelling I'm tired)) if she wasn't Ms. "She's beauty she's grace she's gonna punch you in the face" Because she hasn't ever had the chance to exist in starfleet without that threat of being discovered, she holds her self to this impossible standard that she some how achieves. Outside of that, she is a silly little workaholic who loves her job a little too much at times. (I mean. Tbf it's STARFLEET I'd also love it)

Compare that polished, put together-Ness of a first officer to someone who didn't even technically join starfleet, Chrsitine is part of an exchange program. (I'm only considering snw, sorry) Christine is bouncy and open as soon as we meet her, she sasses back at La'an and jokingly flirts with spock. She has the worst bedside manner and loves to chase people down hallways. Her reaction to Una bring Illiriyan was basically "I'm not a cop, I'm cool with it" She radiates weird girl in the best way possible. We see her be messy in relationships and goof off here and there. (Can you tell I hyperfixate on her all the time?) Uhura is "unburdened by conversational boundaries" and will say things on accident, Christine will say the weird thing and she will say it with her chest.

Christine is so unabashedly herself while Una is always on duty as the first officer, so professional. Una ties a lot of herself to her job and Christine loves science to the point she will chase it to other planets, she isn't tied to the ship.

There is so much space for tension and conflict between them. I can see Christine making a joke during a hard time and Una snaps. Maybe Una makes a tough call command wise that Christine disagrees with because they could've done something, the head vs the heart. They would also make an excellent team, Una with her tactical experience while Christine has science and leaps of faith.

You know those videos where the magnets are on a track and they collide really hard and the thing in the middle gets fucked up? That's what I want with them. I know im seeing the shrimp dynamics but I swear something there is worth exploring I SWEAR

[l0sercat]

I'd like to humbly request Ghostface, Oni, Trickster, Spirit, Sadako, and Weskers reactions to a survivor that slaps the SHIT outta them. like the killers would catch him in a corner, thinking they bout to hit them but all of a sudden *SLAP* and the slap was fast as HELL. killers didnt even see it coming. when the killer takes time to process what the survivor just did- *SLAP* *SLAP* dude slaps them two more times and runs away. Btw if you don't write for one of the characters I listed or If i listed too many, I'm sorry. I'm new here and I couldn't find where the request rules were at. Hope you have a Good Day/Afternoon/Evening/Night

Just a heads up please check my rules before requesting. My rules are pinned so just refresh my page and it should be there!

Killers reaction to survivor who bitch slaps them

Ghostface

He had you cornered and was about to strike you when *slap*

He froze the smirk in his face gone and his eyes wide

Did you just...?

*slap slap* then you ran off

He scoffed in disbelief

He was severely taken aback

He's gonna get your ass don't worry

Oni

He was in his rage trying to down you and had you trapped about to strike when *slap*

Bitch what

He was stunned and his rage died down but when he fully processed it

He then proceeded to beat your ass for touching him

Trickster

Had you trapped in a locker and was about to pick you up when *slap*

He was stunned and licked his lips

How dare you slap him

You hurt his beautiful face

But also do it again...

He picked you up slapping your ass and then slamming you in a hook

Wesker

He slammed you against a wall and then *slap*

He paused for a quick second *slap slap*

He grins and looks you dead in the eyes

You have balls trying to do something like to a god like him

He smirks and throws your ass across the room letting you go to save you for later

Spirit

She was camping you on hook, face in your face

Then *slap slap slap* and you slid off the hook

She was stunned and surprised

No survivor has slapped her before

She tries to go after you but she lost you and she very upset and holds a grudge

Sadako

She was chasing you for 3gens and was close to finally downing you

Then you turn around and *slap slap*

She didn't move for a bit a bit shocked

She then continues to go for you

[darkerthanblack-666]

Ok, so the summary of today's day (it's fun, you know I'm a writer, so I can make it fun):

Before the concert+the concert

I went out. It didn't rain. I got to the city centre and it was raining like hell, but of course I didn't have an umbrella... I had my leather jacket though. Leather jackets are useful, because you can take them off and cover your hair and they don't get wet. But when I got there, it stopped raining, yay! Lucky me 😆

I got there maybe an hour before the doors? I would get an usual spot at the barrier on the side, but a girl was keeping it for her friend, so I let them have it and went to the middle. It was scary at first, because I never know what my happen and it's hard for me to stand for too long (which everyone knows, because I talk about it here a lot), but as usual the BC fandom here is very chill and most people were super nice and friendly and polite to each other, it's one of the main reasons why I love their concerts so much 💖

Most of the time I didn't see much, but Joel and Joonas got many interactions, if I find videos of those, I'll let you know! I had Joel right in front of me almost all the time, I could see his red snoot and wet upper lip, and he hit his face with the chain all the damn time... this guy 😆. Honestly, I had more fun there, in the 3rd row, than at the barrier on the side. Maybe it's because I was close to Joel, dunno 🤣. But it was probably my best BC concert so far, because I finally managed to relax and my anxiety was on a very low level. It really makes a huge difference!

Oh, and of course I lost my hairband with a big red bow. All because of Ghostkid's vocalist! I was filming Dark Side and he got near the crowd, I had no idea he was going to jump into it, because I'm small, I barely can see what's going on with everyone around being so tall. So he knocked off my hairband and I managed to catch my classes on time 😭. But I did catch him somehow, I made sure he didn't fall. Also damn, this guy is so light! Even with my health issues I feel like I could carry him myself easily. Also I'm not super sad about the hairband, if someone found it they can keep it, it's just a funny story 😂. If I lost my glasses, THEN I'd be upset. Because glasses are expensive. Btw I literally have it on video, I have proof! It's the funniest part of it 🤣

We also got another "kurwa bob" moment and Niko got a flower crown in the colors of the Polish flag! I even managed to take a quick photo (as I said, my camera is shite):

(he took it off soon after, so I was lucky to catch this moment on my camera, also hi Joel you look awful here, but so do I in most of the photos and you're still my fave edgelord 💖)

Meeting the band after the concert

I wasn't sure if it was worth to wait for them. It was still a bit rainy and the last day bus was leaving in 30min (night buses arrive only every 30min, so it's a pain in the ass). Most people have left, there weren't many of us left, maybe ~20 people waited? But I thought I don't get to see them live that often, so what the hell, I'll wait.

There were staff members and guys from the supporting bands walking around freely (everyone is always polite and we let them work in peace, it's why I love the fans here, they don't chase anyone away 💖), even Olli just walked around unbothered (I think only I noticed him at that time tbh, but I ain't a snitch hehe).

Tommi and Aleksi just went to the bus and it's understandable. Tommi is just Tommi and Aleksi was sick. All of the other guys actually stayed with us to talk and I've never had such a long interaction with them before! I feel even luckier and I'm so happy that I stayed 😍

I think everyone knows Joel is sick, so we didn't want to bug him too much. He was nice enough to let us take some photos and let us give him hugs, and he was pretty much braindead 😂. But it's understandable, he's usually braindead and he's also sick, so it's worse. I'm happy I could give him a proper hug this time, because the first time I met him I was too scared for one. The 2nd time I asked for one and patted his shoulder nervously. But this time? I just hugged him with no fear! I'm making progress here 💖

Niko is always the most friendly one, so we had a chat with him and he asked what does kurwa mean (really dude? you have no google in your phone?) and I told him it's like vittu, other people added more information, and I said he should google it, he'll find funny things. Niko, please. Just google it, dude 😂.

I also hugged him and he has a really soft coat, which other girls pointed out and he joked he's wearing nothing underneath, because he's Finnish and isn't cold (a deja vu moment, because there was exactly the same situation in Poznań before: "Niko, aren't you cold?" "No, I'm Finnish"), so I also told him it used to be much colder here in general, because we did have very cold winters before. It's always fun talking to Niko 💖

The next one was Olli, but I'm leaving Olli for the last part of the story, because it's the best. Now, I did hug Joonas and got a photo with him, but my brain is totally blank if we actually did talk to him. I think not really? Uh, dunno 😂. But it was a positive interaction as well 💖

Now, Olli. Everyone knows I just couldn't like the guy because of his crazy stans, so I was "meh" about him, but actually meeting him properly just changed my mind. He's really easy to talk to! But I really didn't think I'd manage to come up with an interesting topic, I usually have nothing to say and I'm horrible at asking questions.

My brain decided to ask him about Silent Library. It basically went like:

Me: "So I watched this show, Silent Library Suomi, and you were getting all these red cards. Was it done like that on purpose, or was it just a coincidence?

Olli (grinning): "it's called back luck"

Now, if you watched their vlogs and he had those funny moments with puns everyone loved, IT WAS LIKE ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS. But I don't have it on the camera (which is ok, I did that just for myself).

He explained it really was accidental and no one was plotting against him (I did joke that Joel maybe did 😂). I think he enjoyed talking about it, because I doubt anyone would get an idea to ask him about this show (though I might be wrong).

So here you go, it's called bad luck. That's it. I got the info from the man himself 😂

But, there's more. The girl who was taking photos of us had a malfunctioning phone and accidentally took a photo of his feet and he was wearing flip flops (she did show it to him too lmao). I'll share it as soon as I get it. Also she came up with a joke that I already told her I'm going to steal:

OlliFans

(feet pic coming soon 👌)

We all laughed really loud at it (Olli wasn't there anymore, so we=us girls), so I'm releasing it into the world, because it can't be kept in containment 😂

That's it for now, more video content coming tomorrow (cause I'm tired)

[nyxronomicon]

congrats on the milestone! I'm here to contribute- I'd like to ask for

half/sour diesel/kishibe

please and thanks! hope you're having fun with these :)

part of my 420 event

Kishibe x GN!reader

ugh i was SO hoping someone would request something sleazy with him!! this event is so perfect for him ty for requesting! 💚

🔞 mature content. MINORS DNI. 🔞

cw: alcohol & weed (shotgunning), age difference, manipulation, sleazy!kishibe, dub-con/non-con (bc you are drunk and high lol), btw do NOT do this irl unless you're a veteran cross-fader lol

Kishibe held the joint to your lips, encouraging you to take a hit while he took a sip of whiskey from his flask. He'd talked you into straddling his lap by telling you it was a game. You'd take turns sipping whiskey and smoking the j and the first one to cough loses.

"Why do I need to be on your lap for this?" You asked as he handed you the flask, bringing the joint to his lips. You took a sip, a tickle in your throat from the weed and the whiskey definitely didn't help.

"You'll find out, doll." He grinned and winked, taking the flask from you and holding the spliff for you to take another hit. He took a sip, eyeing you as you pulled the smoke in. Once again, you took the flask back from him as you held the smoke in.

"What's that supposed to mean?" You said after exhaling. You put the flask to your lips and took a sip.

"Shotgun round." He smirked. As he pulled smoke from the j, your eyes widened and your back tingled with anticipation. You shouldn't be doing this kind of thing with a man his age but something about the mix of weed and alcohol, the proximity, his scent... you'd never wanted something so bad.

Kishibe gently placed a calloused hand on the back of your neck, pulling you closer as you opened your mouth in anticipation. Your lips brushed against his as he blew the smoke into your mouth and you breathed it in. It was warm, with a faint oaky undertone from the whiskey.

And, without words, you traded whiskey and weed as he took a sip and you pulled smoke again. You shotgunned Kishibe this time, both of you less skittish when your lips touched. One more sip, one more hit, one more shotgun. Your form got messy, nearly turning into a kiss. You'd have to pay more attention next time.

Except, high and drunk, that thought left you mind the second your lips touched his again. His warmth was so nice, you were all but melted onto him. And with your lips on his, you forgot the two of you were shotgunning at all. As he pulled away, your lips chased his, like gravity was pulling you back to him.

You kissed him. A languid and sloppy kiss, sure, but his grip on the back of your neck tightened and you couldn't take it back if you wanted to. He hummed into the kiss, his tongue easily finding yours, arousal bubbling up your spine. The flask and half-smoked joint were haphazardly set on the table next to you, somehow avoiding spills with the j nestled neatly on the ashtray.

Your hands found their place on either side of his face as you kissed him deeper, feeling cross-faded and horny as hell. He pushed your hips to grind you against him so you could feel how big he was. How stiff you'd already made him.

You moaned lightly, making Kishibe smirk into the kiss. After all, making you needy like this went just as he intended.

[themightymoose]

Topped With Buttercream

Is this where we see the rabbit

Youngmee is so excited I love her

Popsicle made from cake icing sounds really good

i want

BREAK IT DOWN BUTTERCREAMMMMM

Buttercream, Sunil, and Pepper doing the robot together is just wonderful

"Being impossibly cute can be such a burden." 💅

They're so sweet 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sunil's little claps

Song jump scare

It is very sudden

Does Penny have a different va for when she sings or am I hearing things

You know if Vinnie and Pepper gave those pleading eyes I'd probably agree to anything they asked

Including arson

Why does Buttercream keep doing that I am confused

Bruh Russell we all know that if one of them ended up getting hurt you'd be the first one by their side

Minka literally just licked paint that was in the process of drying

"Yum yums" Sunil stop it stop being cute

Ruh roh raggy

These are just dorky teenage girls hanging out I love it

Sunil sounds like he's in so much pain right now

Someone give him belly rubs right now

Oh shit Penny died

Penny 💀💀💀

They're all getting high rn

Russell jumping on Pepper

"I'm okay! Pepper broke my fall!" "And Russell broke my rib..."

If any one can guess that quote I will be pleasantly surprised

"Y-Yeah, I bet Blythe i-is really worried about us! Or she's already forgotten!" Either that's the sugar talking or you have issues

Everyone is so fucking twitchy

I have reason to think Pepper is the reason that Blythe thinks this is a prank

Blythe immediately going to the worst possible outcome when she realizes they're gone

Could never be me...

I say, like a liar

Jasper and Sue appeared out of nowhere but I'm not complaining

Sue immediately trying to calm down Blythe

I LOVE THIS FRIEND GROUP SO DAMN MUCH

Okay that cut to Sue immediately panicking actually got a laugh out of me

That doesn't usually happen

So

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Mrs. Twombly actually has so much patience I don't think she'd be that mad at you Blythe

The fact the pets are literally just next door

"CURSE MY FREAKISHLY LARGE HEAD!!!" Blythe have you looked at the people around you

But I like the self awareness

"Why does this kind of stuff always happen to me?" Because you're the main character Blythe try to keep up

Okay I'm scared

Pepper and Zoe are actually bouncing in sync

Why is this so amusing

They both want to lead together

That is so oddly sweet

Hehe

They're friendship is everything to me

Pepper taking offense at "Smelly Pants"

Pepper struggling to come up with an insult on the spot

"Tiny boy."

HELPPPP WHY IS THIS EPISODE SO FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Is Penny planning an assassination

NOT THE SLAP FIGHT

"Jasper shut the fuck up my gf is having her fifth emotional break down of the week and it's Monday!"

"We'll get.... really really mad..." Everything that comes out of Pepper's mouth is comedy gold istg

Youngmee going on a wild goose chase

Vinnie being the first one to go back to normal

Pepper is literally fighting Buttercream with her tail

Loving how Vinnie is the first to realize what's going on

Pepper and Vinnie are the first ones to snap out of it

Hell yeah

How deep is that purse holy shit

Bruh Pepper and Zoe licking Blythe's face is so cute

Pepper literally just roasted Penny

Also is something wrong with her eyes or is she just chilling

Now they have a phobia of sugar

I'm still waiting for my icing pop btw

[franki-lew-yo]

You know, I had a mutual who mentioned to me that Coraline was a disappointment and I actually understand that -- you get hyped up as an adult horror fan ready to see some horror for kids and it's like "well it IS THERE, but it's not Poltergeist-level of 'this is a horror film for kids'-level scare meter. This is a scary movie for kids about kids but I don't know if I'd call it horror in the way I'm used to horror" (their definition of horror being Jordan Peele, Robert Eggers and David Lynch). This isn't someone who was really uptight abt what is and isn't horror btw like I am, they simply were expecting to be really scared and Coraline didn't scare them.

I totally get all of that.

The thing that makes Coraline and Monster House horror as much as they are very much for kids, is that these aren't just 'creepy' or 'horror adjacent' stories like Scooby Doo, TNBC, Corpse Bride, Halloweentown or Hocus Pocus. They aren't just 'kid-friendly version of horror'-films like ParaNorman and Frankenweenie are. Those movies are 'spooky' and have horror elements to them. They may have scary moments in them, but unless you are a little kid I don't think you're ever really scared by them and that's the point. They are built around horror archetypes but they aren't built on scaring you AS MOVIES. Meanwhile, stuff made for adults about children -It, Five Nights, Babadook- those things creep our adult senses out and that is in turn engaging and 'cool' to especially older kids who the movie's not made for but who absolutely are in their 'I can handle it'-phase and like testing their scare-levels.

Poltergeist, Coraline and Monster House aren't horror movies because 'it a thing that scary; kids b skared'. They aren't NOT horror movies because the main characters survive and there's no blood*, as if sad endings and gore is what makes horror 'horror. It's because they are built around the suspense, thrill and genuine feel of dread and fear of you being in the way of something dangerous (Poltergeist), you coming across something dangerous (Monster House), or something dangerous actively trying to get you (Coraline). Fear, suspense and escape is part of the story.

And really, that's what you ought to know in the case of Coraline specifically: if you were a kid, even an older kid like I was, used to the scariest thing you've seen being Oogie's death in Nightmare Before Christmas or Emily first rising and chasing Victor in Corpse Bride; if the scariest thing you were used to was being uncanny and 'creepy looking' but otherwise harmless like Jim Henson or James and the Giant Peach...you were NOT prepared for Coraline. You just weren't. You thought you were cuz you were all 'eugh I saw Corpse Bride when I was 8 in the theater' and 'I watch Goosebumps reruns I can take it-' and then suddenly this happens

and it all gets worse (BETTER) from there? That was a shock. A good shock.

Baby's first legit horror film is so important, provided they're at that age where they're ready.

*yes I know there's the scene with the guy tearing his face off in Poltergeist; you know what I mean.

[tequila-solar-storm]

Mild NS/FW

Hoping gor the NPC yapfest as long as it'll be about ajaw lore xD honestly I did quiet enjoy Cyno's story quest 2 so I won't complain if we get smth like that!! Also enjou being in Kinich's tribal chronicle felt like a deliberate choice?? I dunno they could have thrown him in an event but thay picked that specific quest. (Btw I forgot to say this but "Masochist on masochist communication" made me laugh xD enjou reappearing and interacting with kinich was such a nice highlight haha)

I did lose my 50/50s 5 times in a row so I'd understand Ajaw's pain lmaoo all this talking about their kiddos makes me want to draw them lol, if I ever do that may I send em your way??

Can't blame the people who enjoy danger!! And Kinich's pretty sleeping face might be worth some sacrifices........

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Previous Post (Ajaw and Kinich’s contract, Piercings)

Previous Post (Kinich/Ajaw children, Somnophilia)

Woke: Show someone you think they’re neat by giving them a cookie

Bespoke: Show someone you think they’re neat by opening a portal through their phone and bashing a cookie into their face

JOKES ASIDE response below the cut!

The Cyno SQ 2 had some flaws but otherwise it’s really solid!! A perfect 8/10!! With an extra point added because I love Sethos HAHA

It’ll be great if the NPC in question is our beloved masochist Enjou/Sanka! I can’t decide what I like more; Enjou yapping to the Traveller about Ajaw lore as they chase him around Natlan or Enjou and Ajaw bickering for 2 hours straight. Either way I’m playing it the moment it gets released!

OOF you lost 50/50 that many times?? That’s so rough 😭 Here’s to you getting your next 5 star with a 10 pull and no pity 😤😤!!!

Ajaw’s always delusional HAHA it’ll take a lot to wake him up from it! And Kinich family!! They definitely deserve all the happiness and Mora!! I’d LOVE to see your take on the Ajaw/Kinich kids if you do draw them!! You can either post it on your own blog and send me the link, or send it through asks if you want to remain anonymous!!

Now I’m trying to picture them as well. They’re obviously going to have Kinich’s beautiful eyes, his eyelashes too, and of course, melanin. I don’t have a strong mental image of human Ajaw for now, so maybe green hair? An awesome pair of sunglasses? Yellow clothes?

Talking about kids, imagine Kachina getting her piercing as a birthday gift! Like when she turns older Mualani goes ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME TO GET PIERCED’ and Kachina’s super excited because she’s been waiting for it!!

Regarding the tongue piercing, it’ll catch SO many people off guard. The first time kissing him is like WOOP! METAL! Or if they skipped the foreplay and he’s giving them head their dick will suddenly be graced by this cold thing HAHA

Kinich’s so pretty of course risking one’s dick to play with him when he’s asleep is worth it! Just make sure to buy medical insurance beforehand!! Actually does Natlan even have insurance…

[griffonsgrove]

OC || Introductions

hello my darlings!! I've really been wanting to introduce a few of my main characters to you all!! I was thinking of possibly doing headcanons/oneshots/drabbles in the future! (May be purely self-indulgent but we'll see) That being said, This is basically a very brief intro and info dump about each character. So let's get started!!

All characters and art belong to me!! Like I've said before I'm an artist and draw scenes and characters. I have a shit ton of art of all these guys that I'd love to share if anyone's ever interested!

cw: death, murder, cannibalism? minor sexual themes (one of my ocs is an incubus), minor violence.

Night

I've had her the longest, I made her several years ago. She's literally just a self-insert for EVERYTHING I enjoy sshejwka. But on another note! This is Night, she's a humanoid griffin hybrid (griffins being the mythological beast, half eagle half lion). She's very sweet and friendly. She's so mom-coded omg. Like she'll bake you little treats, makes sure your dressed for the weather, and reminds you of things you need to get done.

She has this locket around her neck that she keeps close to her. This is because it contains her "soul" or "spirit" inside of it. Every griffon has one, and it's what helps her to transform. Which btw shapeshifterrrr. Her true form being that of an actual griffin. She's a gentle giant though don't worry.

Tom

I know what you're thinking and no, he's not related to Bill Cipher. Tom is a 25-year-old art college student. He's a no-nonsense kind of guy, and very easily irritated. He's a fine arts major and does a lot of painting. He HATES his roommate (there's literally nothing wrong with him he's so nice and friendly, tom is just a dick). He's got a pet snake!! He's a hognose named Poncho! He's a total stonerrrrrrr, it's the only time he'll be chill honestly.

He and his roommate live in a city style apartment, on the first floor, complete with a basement. Unbeknownst to his roommate, Tom has a secret black market business selling organs to dealers. The basement is where he does all the harvesting, it strictly prohibited for anyone to go down there. It makes hella money though, which he uses to help pay his tuition (art college is expensive!)

Orphan btw. His mom is Night actually (an adoptive relationship) She loves and cares about him very much, the same goes for him. He usually acts more behaved if she's around.

Roman

Roman is, well he's a--thing?? creature?? I haven't decided in all honesty but he's dangerous. He travels all across the country, making sure to be well hidden. He's a serial killer oop. His signature weapon being a bowie knife. Bros got some major sadistic and animalistic tendencies. Eats his victims btw. He can't rly show his face in public, and the mans gotta eat right??

He likes to hunt. His victims are essentially "prey" to him, and he does so enjoy the thrill of a chase. He's got a looooooong tongue (as you can see) he's accidently bitten it once or twice with those sharp teeth of his. Has a tail as well, yk what espeons tail looks like? yea it's like that. His ears are sensitive btw he doesn't like them being touched.

Can never stay in one spot for too long, constantly on the move, he's got great stamina and can run for quite a long time.

Damien

WOOO. RUFFmEOW. BIG STRONG MAN LETS GO RAGHHH. ya so this is Damien. As you can tell I love him very much and I'm so very normal about him. He's an incubussss (sex demon basically). Literal definition of a Himbo. He's a big beefy guy who's wholesome and sweet, despite his line of work.

Super flirty, and also hypersexual. It's what he feeds off of, and how he regenerates and gets his magic. which btw, he can be summoned!

He's got a looot of body hair, happy trail for dayysss! Also has a bunch of peircings, snake bites on his face, and nipple peircings on his pecks. He's got numerous scars littered all over his body too. He's really sweet an attentive, as well as respectful! What more could you want in a man??

Alecto

BIG WOMAN. she's literally just my "villain" version of Night, however she's not a self-insert. I gave her, her own story and lore. She's the main antagonist in an animated series I'm creating. Her name is based of the Mythological woman "Alecto" Who was a fury of the underworld, she symbolizes rage and spreads it across the world.

She's very quick to anger. "hot-headed" (Pun-intended). The back of her hair is literally fire, and it can grow and change depending on her mood. Those gauntlets on her arms are strong AF and razor sharp, you do not want to get on her bad side. Ngl, she kinda feral at times, yk how Miguel O'Hara literally ran on all fours to chase after Miles Morales??? Yea she does that.

She's evil muehahshegsh, but also classy. She's also really tall!!! like about 8'6'' DAYUM. she'll crush you.

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annnndd thats a wrap!! These are the main Oc's that I adore and use on a regular basis, they each hold a special place in my heart. I rly would love to do occasional drabbles or head canons with my babies at some point, but I'm not sure anyone would read/enjoy them 😭

Nevertheless, I do hope you enjoyed my small ramble about these guys, as you can see, I'm totally normal about them.

Oh!!! and if you're ever wanting any more of my art just lmk!! I mainly post my writing on this blog, but if y'all wanna see, I can def show!!

[7-ferrets-in-a-coat]

Y'Know what? fuck you, Oc posting time

Yeah yeah i Know i had said i'd wait for after Artfight but im not drawing right now and im gnna go sleep soon, writing sleepy has only brought me greatness so far

Edit: theyre all on artfight btw

First up!!! Josephine and Natalie

They've been thru it with me since around 2019 I believe? Josie has always stayed basically the same, Natalie went thru most if not ALL the changes really

The story in a few beats (Messy bcs I kid you not I could not be bothered to clean it up)

Pink hair is like a vigilante ish, Detective chases her and its more uhh turns into play to them Then pink hair is bored one time and wants to bother random ppl thru windows (she can scale sliglthy steep walls bcs goat) and sees detective just hangin roud, goes "FUCK. IM IN LOVE" and they hang round Then at some point detective discovers she used to work with a murderer or smth (she wasnt rlly having a good time working for him) They have a fight they go to arrest him whilst still bein mad (detective mad, pink sad) Pink takes a bullet for detective that the guy shot, detective shoots him, pink hair runs in a slight panic on the roof to hang aroujd bcs irrational and adrenaline, detective finds her they talk it out with pink bein like "why are u here i fucked it up" and det is like" I LOVE YOU YOU GOOF" and bam. lesbians

This all to Your Stupid Face bcs it fits (With Josie being the one that "sings")

Next up!! Sebastian Bloom :3

I really wish i could link a sorty of her diary but i still need to be given the invite for Ao3 and I kinda dont wnna go back to Wattpad, so for Now you just get told she had the Average situationship lesbian experience :3

And then Hue

She's an ex goddess, change incarnate, and totally not a lesbian

LISTEN. ILL MAKE MORE OF HUE EVENTUALLY.... Maybe even write... so thats when you get more backstory

Uhm uhm yeah

2 out of 4 of these are minecraft ocs, guess which is which