“WOW, I REALLY CAN’T SPEAK, HUH? MUST BE BECAUSE OF HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK”
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fluff, romantic relationship, lucifer, mammon, barbatos x gn!reader
warning(s) : mammon’s one is kinda sad at first ?? mostly bc he’s overthinking things ☹️ probably he’s a bit ooc but idc he’s gorgeous regardless (let’s say you two are at the start of your relationship in this one-shot).
words count : 2587 words
request: “howdy may i rq an obey me scenario with this prompt —> “wow i really can’t speak, huh? must be because of how pretty you look.” gn! mc says it ! would like it to be with lucifer, mammon and barbatos. maybe something like them rambling and asking if mc is listening and they drop that line ^ thank youu”
a/n : AA FINALLY AN OBEY ME REQUEST 🫶🏻 i love those characters with all of my heart, aND THIS PROMPT IS SO GOOD, it’s one of my favorites !! thank you for requesting btw <33 and i apologize for the long wait :( i had no time to write between school and personal matters. anyway, just so you know, lucifer’s and mammon’s ones are soooo long while barbato’s is auite short, i kinda rushed it because i felt bad since i’ve been neglecting requests lately 😭😭 (yeah this is the second time i’m posting this)
LUCIFER :
as the student council vice president, lucifer is well known among the royal academy of diavolo’s demons and angels: although being a composed individual most of the time, he has also an intimidating and almost cruel side to him because of his status, hence why many demons fear him. his fierce, self-assured demeanour is somewhat entrancing, capturing everyone’s gaze in an unbreakable trance, plus his aura of pride is something inevitable in everyday life.
this is not to mention his complicated past and the authority he possesses thanks to lord diavolo, which — according to many demons and a few angels — give more might to his persona.
although sometimes you were the main cause of many troubles in the past, now you can consider yourself quite privileged to be in his good graces. as his partner you have access to a vulnerable part of him that not everyone has a chance to see, where his pride comes off and his insecurities and annoyances emerge, and you can afford to be bold with him.
this very day, he is complaining about a bunch of ‘inferior’ demons who have caused a rather bothersome fuss during curses and hexes class, knocking out a student, giving a headache to your beloved: lucifer knows perfectly well how to put someone in their place, even forcefully if necessary, however it doesn’t mean he doesn’t feel pressured and tired after doing his duty.
the stress derived from all of his responsibilities, and from the piles of paperwork stubbornly sitting on his desk nearly every day, highly increases over time.
now the two of you are in his study, lucifer is rereading the report about today’s incident he just finished to write while you intently watch him work, helping him here and there. frowing in displeasure, he keeps changing a few sentences, wondering how the hell he’s going to survive this afternoon.
however, you can’t help but admire his handsome features: his black eyes shine with a reddish light, they are a little jaded but also alive; his rosy lips form a straight line, emphasizing his concentration, but no less beautiful; his cheeks are covered with a slight sheen of blush, probably due to his weariness; what to say, his demonic beauty is undoubtedly striking.
being too busy with your thoughts, you don’t realize he’s trying to get your attention to what he has been saying for the past few minutes.
“[name], are you listening to me?” he asks, lips slightly parted at your silence.
it’s almost funny, the fact that he completely ignores the reason of your quietness.
“[name].” at this point, lucifer’s voice is filled more with worry than irritation. why aren’t you responding to him? is something the matter?
as he’s about to ask another question, you snap back to reality, slowly turning to your senses.
you try to say something to seem completely nonchalant, but your voice — hoarse from nervousness — betrays you, and you can’t help but observe again your partner, who is frowing even more than before. if that’s possible.
you sigh, in defeat with yourself, and a genuine grin makes its way onto your face. “wow, i really can’t speak, huh? must be because of how pretty you look”.
at first, he doesn’t really process those words.
although his gaze is fixed on your figure, his mind is fuzzy from all the work he’s currently doing, almost as if he were in a dream-like state, not at all focused on the present world. there’s silence for a few seconds in the room you two are in, and you’re asking yourself if you need to bring lucifer back to reality. but when you’re about to talk to him, you shift slightly on your sit, and his brain registers the movement.
so, suddenly, realization hits him. perhaps, too suddenly.
if it weren’t for his majestic pride, he’d cover his face, now completely red — but, doing so would be admitting his confused (but contented) mood derived from the sound of your words, which is inadmissible to him. so, all he can do is pretend that he’s not impressed by what you have said, even if his body is betraying him: in addition to the blush on his face and neck, his eyes are filled with astonishment and his lips, slightly parted again, form a small circle, defining his astonishment.
finally, he glares at you — taking back a part of his self-control — and seems to be lost in thought, probably wondering how he should face the situation without feeling too embarrassed; you can almost see the gears of his brain working wildly, desperately trying to find a simple solution.
and then, his eyes sparkle.
never underestimate a demon, especially if it’s lucifer. have you flustered him? well, be prepared, because he’ll pay you back in the same coin.
he adjusts himself on his scarlet armchair, which highlights his shimmering eyes, and leans towards you, over his desk. you can tell by his look that, if you let him speak, his words will be the death of you. and there’s no way you’ll allow it.
“too bad i need to be in another a class in, like, five minutes,” you blatantly lie, checking your wristwatch, and getting up. you lean just a little to give lucifer a quick peck on the lips. “well, see you later, pretty boy”, you wink at him and leave the room in a hurry, without giving him enough time to process what has happened.
yet again, he’s stunned by how you’ve called him.
the avatar of pride may be confident and assertive, but his heart can only flutter when someone is genuinely complimenting him. especially if it’s you.
MAMMON :
“… and so he blamed me! me, do ya understand? he, without hesitation, cursed the great mammon in front of the whole class! what an outrageous thing to do, don’t ya think!?”.
one interesting thing about the avatar of greed is that, despite his attempts to play it cool, he’s not confident about himself. thinking about it, it can’t but make sense: he’s driven by his multiple desires — money, for example — and craves them every time there’s a minimal absence of those, including external approval; he needs to be seen and accepted by everyone.
admitting it out loud would probably never be an option, considering his stubborn nature, but mammon would do anything to make you smile or laugh at his jokes — anything. he wants to be worthy of your attention — because in his mind he’s not deserving of love, particularly yours. of course, if you asked him something about this matter, he’d say the opposite — he’s everything but good at communicating his needs.
getting to know the demon hasn’t been an easy task, but with time you’ve managed to discover that there’s a soft side to him — a kind, warm heart behind his usual carefree mask.
despite all these thoughts spinning in your head, in this moment you are still fascinated by mammon’s temper and gestures: his hands, shaken, are moving quickly in the air, a slight pout is adorning his face, and his eyes are glimmering in bitter frustration — the sky of the devildom is reaching his darkest shade of colour while he looks vigorous yet ethereal.
“… handsome”, you murmur, as if talking to yourself.
mammon suddenly stops in his tracks, a slight embarassed expression appearing on his face.
“oh? what did ya say?” he asks, confused yet hopeful, thinking that maybe he has misheard you — because how could someone like you view him as nothing but that? sure, you’re his partner, however the fear of not being seen and loved for who he really is… is always present.
you sigh and wrap your arms around his waist, resting your head on his shoulder. “wow, i really can’t speak, huh? ah, must be because of how pretty you look…”.
the noises of the night fill the atmosphere between you two in this moment; mammon’s brain has stopped working and, honestly, you can’t blame him: saying that he’s taken aback by your remark would be a great understatement to describe the current situation.
the avatar of greed is feeling so many emotions in so little time — his heart is pounding stronger than ever, you can almost hear its soft sound, and a reassurance which he has never felt so intensely is hugging his chest. these sensations are something he would gladly immerse himself into, a new type of greed to add to his long and interminable list, a new need.
unfortunately, the clock is ticking and mammon doesn’t want you to see his true self, not in a moment so embarassing for him, not like this — though he would love to indulge in this sweet pleasure for a while longer.
“you— human! what are ya thinking, speaking like that to your first demon? ya sure are bold! i’ll close one eye for this time, so consider yourself lucky tonight, because the great mammon won’t be so gentle in the future!”
a quick laugh escapes from your lips and, before he can question it, you grab his jaw with one of your hands, so his eyes can only be directed towards you.
“mammon, sweetheart, drop the act. you are making a fool of yourself and, although you’d be so entertaining to watch right now, you need to realise that i love you, truly.”, your gaze softens and you smile at him, making his heart melt. “it’s okay to not understand why you are cared about — but i want you to know that you are important to me, so, so fcking much. we’re in this together — aren’t we? then, will you allow me to show why and how i’m going to love and take care of you, mh?”.
mammon remains still as you finish your speech; his unsteady breath, however, betrays him.
“[name], i… thank you”, he says, unsure on how to continue his response.
“talk your feelings out, if you feel like it. i’m not a judge here,” you reassure him.
his gaze shifts for a moment, symbolising his indecision, but then it returns to yours. “i’m… i am glad to have ya in my life, [name]. but, well, i suppose i have one request to make”.
your smile turns suddenly into a smirk, finally happy to see your boyfriend taking courage to express his feelings.
“yes, dear?”.
“be greedy with me,” he pauses, slowly breathing in and out to not mess up his next words. “indulge in my sin whenever you can, day by day, and don’t leave anything behind. spare nothing, let the greed take control over you, like i’ll do with you from now on”.
“oh now, now, who is the bold one?” you murmur, getting closer to him. “you’re extremely covetous, mammon, and this is one of the many things which i appreciate about you. i already made a pact with you, so i don’t see a problem with your request. i accept it”, and you kiss him, as if you’re sealing the deal.
who would have thought that one of the greatest demons of all the realms could feel such things for a human?
BARBATOS :
despite being barbatos’s partner, it’s not quite often that you’re invited over lord diavolo’s castle to spend time with two of the most powerful demons in the devildom. the reason why is actually pretty simple: your lover’s life is full of events to attend and favors to give. his presence is requested by every kind of beings, alongside his trusted services to the devildom’s prince, resulting in little to no space left for your meetings. the same can be said for you, since your school life isn’t exactly giving you energy to talk to him either — so you could say you two are fair.
this evening is different from the usual, since you were invited for dinner — a rare, but pleasant occasion to find yourself in. the one who has arranged it all is, nevertheless, lord diavolo himself: though he often acts oblivious of his requests, he has a keen eye for his butler’s mental state — so it would have been only a matter of time before he found out about barbatos’ single desire to relieve his stress… you.
using the “celebration” of your school achievements as an excuse, diavolo set up these hours in his magnificent mansion just for the two of you — saying that he’s attended elsewhere and oh so unfortunately he won’t be able to remain with you even for a while longer.
this is the premise of the current moment — you are quite literally squeezing your boyfriend, hugging him from behind, while he prepares his nightly skincare routine. he’s looking at himself in the mirror, dark green eyes are inspecting his state: his hands are on both sides of the sink, slightly supporting his robust and elegant figure; his torso is covered by a black tank top — something you’d rarely have the chance to see, considering barbatos’ extreme care for a professional appearance; his cold but soft skin seems bright, almost shining, under the tender lamp’s light.
his lips are smartly moving, giving life to his thoughts, however you are too focused on him to pay attention to his words.
“[name]?”
the sudden call of your name wakes you up, but only for a second.
“mh?”
his eyes meet yours in the mirror. “are you listening to me?”.
“mmh mh”, you nod, not registering his question at all, and continue to admire him in silence.
obviously, he’s completely aware of it — after all, he’s the demon who can see through both the past and future.
with a swift movement of his body, he turns to face you, making you cling to his waist.
with his right hand, he gently holds your chin between his fingers. “would you like, my love, to share your thoughts on the matter? you seem rather unfocused tonight, wouldn’t you agree?”.
you swallow, waiting for your confidence to come back. then, you try to give back the same energy of his — since you wouldn’t like to lose to his antics, not again.
“damn, i really can’t speak right now, huh? must be because of how pretty you look, barbatos. it’s actually not fair”.
although you don’t look nearly as self-assured as him, you regain a bit of your control when you notice a hint of hesitation and bewilderment on his face.
he scoffs, looking away from your eyes — and doing so makes it evident that his ears are bright red. you catch the opportunity right away, moving his hair away from the sensitive skin.
“ah! if only the others saw you, the formidable barbatos, right now! you wouldn’t be feared so much,” you teasingly comment, preparing for his next move.
“i wouldn’t be so daring if i were in your place, [name]”, barbatos remarks jokingly — but you can never be so sure when it comes to him: as proof you have his piercing gaze fixated on your face, which conveys a message that you couldn’t otherwise pick up.
“well- i guess i’ll make it up tomorrow! aren’t you tired? it’s been an exhausting day — let’s watch a movie!” you suddenly suggest, not resisting to his towering yet fascinating aura.
he sighs as you quickly evade from his arms, though he’s suppressing a smile.
barbatos supposes he can let one person to make fun of him.
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Table Manners S14 Ep 34: Rita Ora Transcript
Hi all, I have decided to transcribe the entire Rita Ora episode of Table Manners podcast. Well, my friend was sad because there wasn't a transcript and so she would have too difficult a time trying to follow/process everything without one, and I thought "hey, I type fast, I could do that!" (This was hubris, of course, especially considering that I am an American and not at all fluent in Londonese, clearly.)
I figured there would also be some interest in it from the Taika fans who are not the biggest Rita fans. The hosts do ask about him and thus she talks about him quite a bit!
Since I had to Google things for spelling a lot anyways I ended up linking to the brands and stuff mentioned because why not. I am just extra like that.
If there is anything incorrect please let me know so I can correct it. :)
Quick edit for cws: heavy discussion about food, and a few references to fasting that could be triggering for those with eating disorders.
Plucky music is in the background
Jessie: Hello and welcome to Table Manners. I’m here in mum’s kitchen, it’s, uh, pretty miserable and cold morning
Lennie: It’s not as bad as it has been darling
Jessie: No
Lennie: It’s not raining which is a miracle
Jessie: That’s true
Lennie: Yeah
Jessie: Um, we’re recording this and it’s half 10 and I have been in Dorset and I’ve had
Lennie: Your face is looking very rested, you don’t look tired
Jessie: Oh I thought you were going to say something else
Lennie: No, rested
Jessie: I had a good facial yesterday
Lennie: Okay, but you had good sleep probably
Jessie: Um, dunno about that
Lennie: I think
Jessie: How do you tell your in-laws – they don’t listen to this so it’s fine – how do you tell your darling in-laws who you love that you don’t want to sleep on a futon anymore? It is so painful
Lennie: Buy a mattress
Jessie: Do you think I could just buy a mattress? Because me and Sam get into that bed and we’re like
Lennie: I’ve got a spare mattress upstairs you can take
Jessie: It’s like torture. Okay fine. Um but I’ve eaten well in Dorset, um, shout out to the Anchor in Sea Town in Bridgeport. It was such a good lunch. I’ve been going there for years and then I saw that Thomasin Mars(?) had gone like maybe a couple of summers ago and the food is just unbelievable.
Jessie: That’s the place to be apparently
Lennie: Well that must be the reason that accommodation in Bridport is so expensive. Everyone’s going there for the food and putting the cost up. Jessie – 400 quid for two nights in July
Lennie: Crikey (inaudible)
Jessie: It’s the Notting Hill on sea, that’s what someone told me
Lennie: Okay
Jessie: Speaking of Notting Hill, our next guest
Lennie: Yeah
Jessie: Is from Ladbroke Grove
Lennie: Oh yeah
Jessie: She is a super star
Lennie: Yup
Jessie: She does everything
Lennie: Yup
Jessie: From fashion design to drinks to hair products to, most importantly, singing, and, um, we’ve got her on here
Lennie: She got her wellies ready
Jessie: I don’t know how long we’ve got with her because this girl works like a horse
Lennie: Yeah
Jessie: Is that what you say?
Lennie: A dog. Works like a dog, darling
Jessie: (laughs) Works like a dog
Lennie: Yeah
Jessie: Um, and, it’s Rita Ora. She’s coming on the podcast. She’s wanted to come on this for ages. I remember when we spoke to each other years ago and she was like “Can I come on? Can I bring my mum?” And I was like “yeah, sure”. I don’t think she’s bringing her gorgeous mum
Lennie: Is she- is she- is she bringing her gorgeous husband?
Jessie: Oh stop Mum, you need to hold it down when you meet her
Lennie: Okay, okay
Jessie: We’re recording this 2, 3 days before we’re both about to perform at Mighty Hoopla in Brockwell Park on Sunday, so, um
Lennie: Are you welly ready?
Jessie: *sighs* Lennie…I’m not wearing wellies
Lennie: I bloody well am, I’ve ordered mine from Asda-
Jessie: Oh what, cause you’re going to be going on-
Lennie: -leopard print-
Jessie: Shut up!
Lennie: Little short leopard print wellies
Jessie: Oh my god. Little short ones
Lennie: Yeah. Galoshes
Jessie: What are you wearing on top, Lennie?
Lennie: Black all in one with a white jacket
Jessie: Oo, will you get on stage with me?
Lennie: Maybe
Jessie: What’s on the menu?
Lennie: Well, it’s very early in the morning, so, we can fit in with her, and so it’s picky bits as you would call them
Jessie: Oh you know what? Shout out to Jane McDonald who has a Radio 2 show now-
Lennie: -Called picky bits
Jessie: -Called picky tea. (Lennie: Picky tea) She asks everybody what they like for their picky tea. It’s brilliant
Lennie: Okay, so I’ve got picky bits breakfast. I’ve done a chopped salad with those lovely little baby cucumbers (Jessie: Gorgeous) that taste so nice. I’ve got some feta (Jessie: Mhm), some prosciutto, (Jessie: Yeah) and I’ve done some avocado, cut up so I really cut things up today. That’s it but I’ve put them on nice plates and you’re doing jammy eggs.
Jessie: Yes. I am. But I have just done them and they have not peeled how I like them to peel. And I don’t know what it is-
Lennie: I think impatience.
Jessie: no, I- I think there’s a science because I don’t know whether they- they came straight from the fridge.
Lennie: Okay
Jessie: I did the popping of the membrane and all that shit so if you want to write to
[email protected] you can let me know.
Lennie: When you were away, I made dippy eggs for your children but because I got distracted they weren’t very dippy and your son-
Jessie: -lost his shit
Lennie: Yeah
Jessie: (sighs) Joffrey….
Lennie: Yeah
Jessie: Rita Ora coming up on table manners….
Plucky music ends
Jessie: Rita Ora is already gassing and yacking with me-
Rita: HI!
Jessie: It’s so nice to see you!
Rita: Wait, do we need to wait for your mum or….
Jessie: Mum’s just gonna come (Lennie in the background saying something, indistinct) – yeah you’re right, you’re polite, you’re a good-
Lennie, from a distance: Jessie would just get on with it
Rita: Jessie’s just like “Oh it’s alright, she can join in halfway through”
Jessie: I’m aware – I’m aware that you have like a 14 hour day today-
Rita: Oh you’re so cute
Jessie: -which is kind of usual for you
Rita: I’m alright though to be honest, ‘cause I’m sort of used to it
Jessie: Did you sleep yesterday?
Rita: I couldn’t sleep.
Jessie: Oh babes!
Rita: You know when you’ve got so much going on you can’t actually like rest your head?
Jessie: And is it, is it because you’ve got the song coming out tomorrow?
Rita: Yeah! Yeah
Jessie: Which is very good (Rita: Aww) and we shall talk about it in a minute when Mum has joined us.
Rita: I think Mum’s mak-starting a, um, uh-
Lennie: Let me just get a coffee.
Rita: -a brasserie going on over there.
Jessie: We’re doing – yeah, she’s-
Rita: Want me to help you?
Lennie: No, nothing darling
Rita: Are you sure?
Lennie: Yeah
Rita: Because I’m pretty good at helping
Lennie: I’m sure you are!
Rita: Well I’d like to think I am (laughs)
Jessie: Is your bedroom tidy, Rita, at your mum’s house? If I can ask that.
Rita: It’s like an organized mess.
Jessie: Okay, got it.
Rita: You know, it’s like she doesn’t really go into our o- Oh you’ve got a cat!
Jessie: This is Prince
Rita: Prince! Hiiii! We have a Bengal.
Jessie: You’re mad.
Rita: I know, they’re mad. But he’s like 79. I don’t think he’s ever going to die. Poor, poor Bruno - his name’s Bruno.
Jessie: Bruno’s such a good name.
Rita: Hi Prince!
Jessie: Are you an animal person, Rita Ora?
Rita: Yeah, I love animals. It’s ‘cause I can’t have any but they calm me thee fuck down. They’re so calming. Don’t you think?
Jessie: Couldn’t you have like a companion dog that you wal- go on the aeroplanes with?
Rita: No…it’s too much work
Lennie: Oh yeah, what do they call them?
Jessie: Companion…an emotional support do-
Rita: Do you let your cat on the table?
Lennie: Don’t let him on the table, don’t let him on the chairs, she doesn’t talk to him anywhere.
Rita: You don’t talk to your cat?
Lennie: She’s talked to him, but he’s got too needy.
Rita: I mean, I don’t know, I’ve never grown up with animals really. So when I gave my cat to my parents because, obviously I’ve done a lot of sort of adopting and not being able to look after them because it’s just, our schedule as musicians, you know, you’re never in one place really, so…I give my pets away.
Lennie: Where do you live actually, Rita?
Rita: Half in New Zealand now, which is so-
Lennie: With the gorgeous Taika
Jessie: Yeahhhh
Rita: Aww Taika I wanted him to do this with me
Jessie: She knows-
Lennie: I am a huge fan
Rita: Are you??
Lennie: I saw him at-
Jessie: Yeah but she’s- it’s a little Kathy Bates, Misery, so just watch it
Lennie: Yeah, a little Kathy bates, sure
Rita: Well that’s nice!
Lennie: He did letters live
Rita: Oh yeah, he did do that
Lennie: And he was fantastic and made me laugh so much.
Jessie: You-
Lennie: I was very jealous when you married him.
Jessie or Rita: (laughs)
Lennie: I just want to put that out there because I think he’s so-
Jessie: (laughing) Because she thought she had a chance
Lennie: Interesting! No, I didn’t-
Jessie: Sorry!
Lennie: I didn’t think I had a chance, but I was jealous that you got him because-
Rita: Thank you
Lennie: He’s so wonderful
Jessie: Oh we’re really happy for her and thrilled
Lennie: I was happy, well I wasn’t that happy.
Rita: Do you know, you’re not the only person that’s said that?
Lennie: He’s fabulous.
Rita: Do you know what’s funny? A lot of people have called me and been like “I’m very jealous of you and your husband”
Lennie: Yeah!
Rita: Well, I think it’s just because, like, you see, it’s kind of what he’s like is what he’s like, like he really makes me laugh and he’s just so amazing.
Lennie: Do you just laugh all of the time?
Rita: All the time. It’s just really nice to be able to just be with someone that you know makes you feel like it’s not a job and it feels sort of like an existence? Rather then, uh, not that all my past relationships felt like jobs but it just felt like I was responsible to do things in the relationship. It was almost like “do you wanna go and have like dinner?” just like making an effort that you – I feel like relationships, you just don’t have to think really about them. They should just happen and this one just really happens. It’s really nice, it’s just natural. It’s great.
Lennie: Is he coming to Mighty Hoopla?
Rita: Yes!
Lennie: Yessss-
Jessie: Oh god keep him away-
Rita: Are you coming? Okay!
Jessie: Keep him away – Mum, mum – No – Rita -
Lennie: I’ve got – I’ve got leopard print welly boots for that.
Rita: What, for Taika or for the-
(Laughter)
Lennie: Not Taika!
Jessie: For the gays or Taika? I don’t know.
Rita: I’ll have to give him, uh-
Lennie: For the mud!
Rita: I’ll give him an update (Jessie: A warning) and I’ll let him know that you’re around… He’s gonna love it. Are you kidding? He loves attention. (laughs) He’s a Leo.
Jessie: Back to you-
Rita: Yes.
Jessie: So, growing up (Rita: Yeah) who was around the dinner table and what were you eating?
Rita: Oh, everything. I mean, first of all, our delicacy in Albania and how we sort of like function is very heavy. It’s like pastries and cheeses and um… It’s definitely more kind of like pies and sour-y, less sweet stuff, um… So there was always food on the table even just snacks whether it was like bowls of nuts or, just something is always there to just be eaten which is amazing
Lennie: So wait, you were born in Kosovo-
Rita: I was born in Kosovo and I moved to London in 1990 and we lived in West London our whole lives. I – I think before we found our real family home which was West London like Ladbroke Grove we kind of stayed around Ellschool area and then we found a really amazing house in Ladbroke Grove and that’s sort of where I grew up in West London, yeah.
Jessie: Were there a lot of Kosovans that you were friends with there? Or was it that you kind of moved over with your family and you didn’t know- you were starting again?
Rita: I love – first of all, before I answer this question, I love this show so much.
Lennie: Do you? Why?
Rita: I always – and I think I told you this –
Jessie: You’ve been asking to do it for a while.
Rita: I have.
Jessie: And we’ve wanted you!
Rita: And I was like, can I really just hang out with you and your mum because I just love the idea of chatting around people and eating and relaxing and me and my mum are like exactly the same.
Lennie: Do you argue with your mum?
Rita: Yeah, but just like light arguing.
Lennie: But you love each other.
Rita: It’s never like borderline (Lennie: No) abusive or aggressive or-
Jessie: Its passionate, you get it out, and then it’s done.
Lennie: And then you eat.
Rita: And then you act like nothing’s happened, yeah, and then you eat and it’s like “Dinner’s ready!” and you’re like, okay, and it just kind of-
Lennie: Are you a loud family? We’re pretty loud, aren’t we?
Jessie: Yes. We’re loud.
Lennie: When Jessie brought her husband into the family, he thought we were arguing all the time. And your daughter thinks we argue, just when we’re debating.
Rita: Really?
Jessie: Yeah, she puts her hands over her ears, when it’s just, we’re talking loudly.
Rita: Awww. It’s heated, it’s a heated debate.
Jessie: Yeah. We’re the same.
Rita: We’re just passionate people, I think, from the Balkans, Eastern Europeans we just, I think, communicate differently. We’re just very sort of like, direct.
Jessie: So what was a memorable dish that your mum or your dad made?
Rita: Well we had pite (https://www.myalbanianfood.com/recipe/albanian-spinach-pie-spinaq-pite/) which is basically like a spinach pie, it’s like seven – I actually wanted to bring some, but my mum had it for breakfast, and it was the one piece left and I was like “I can’t believe you – I told you I was doing this and I wanted to bring some food and-“ anyway. But-
Lennie: It’s a bit like spanakopita.
Rita: It’s a bit like baklava but like-
Lennie: But with spinach in.
Rita: With spinach, and like cheese, and goat’s cheese, so it’s like a spinach pie. It’s just my favorite dish.
Jessie: Is that – Didn’t you make a dish on Louis Theroux (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001fr4r), were you making something-?
Rita: That’s what it was!
Jessie: It was that!
Rita: Yeah!
Jessie: Yes!
Rita: That’s a famous sort of dish, I personally love like stuffed peppers with minced meat and rice, and that’s a big one for our family, you just stuff the peppers with a lot of mince meat and if you don’t want rice –
Jessie: And what’s the seasoning?
Rita: Everything I see in the drawer, I put on the, spices, like everything, everything, every pepper, every – I mean, I can’t tell you, I don’t really have rules, I feel like for me, the more the merrier.
Jessie: Yeah, I feel like, Rita, you’ve never had rules, to be fair, so-
Rita: (cutely) I know
Jessie: So it kind of works like that in the kitchen too.
Rita: I think for me I just like, you know. Flavor’s flavor. I like a lot of flavor.
Lennie: You sounded New Zealand then.
Jessie: (mock NZ accent) “flavah’s flavah”
Rita: Oh no…
Jessie: How is that? Are you, kind of, because I hear-
Rita: A lot of people are telling me that!
Jessie: No but I think, it apparently means that you’re an empathetic person.
Rita: You’ve gotta stop me, because I really don’t want to have- I mean, I love them to death but I like my accent.
Jessie: No! But I can imagine, you- you’re married to- you know, you hear that, and – no, it was only a little tinge of it.
Rita: I know, well thank you.
Jessie: A little flavah of it.
Rita: Every time I do it, please catch me out
Jessie: “please catch me out”
Rita: Oh my god! Really, is it bad? Oh no! Okay.
Jessie: But I don’t-
Lennie: Naur!
Rita: No!
(Laughter)
Jessie: I love it, I think that-
Rita: I’m just around them all the time now, like it’s half of my family, and his kids go to school in New Zealand and so, yeah. We’re always there a lot.
Lennie: Where do you live, is it Auckland?
Rita: Auckland, we have a place literally on the water, it’s really nice.
(dreamy sigh, I think from Jessie)
Lennie: Yeah
Rita: Auckland is beautiful, I feel like New Zealand is, obviously, so far (Lennie: It is, Jessie says something indistinct) but if you make an effort to get there-
Lennie: It’s gorgeous.
Jessie: It’s stunning.
Rita: It’s a game changer.
Lennie: Have you been Jess?
Jessie: I’ve been over ten years ago when I did a festival called Laneway (https://www.lanewayfestival.com/) (Rita: Yeah) and I was there for a very short time but I adored it. (Rita: Isn’t it?) I adored the people and I mean, I like Australia too and I like that side of the- (Rita: Mmhmm) I like it.
Rita: I love it.
Lennie: You’re very popular there.
Rita: Yeah, I mean, I’ve done The Voice there obviously for a few years so I’ve been there like a big, big chunk out of my year. I haven’t done it now- I mean, I didn’t do it last year, but it’s, it’s, it’s like a home away from home for me, I really like Australia and obviously that’s where I met my husband and a lot of things just-
Lennie: You met him there?
Rita: Yes
Lennie: Where?
Rita: It was in Sydney. I was doing The Voice and he was filming Thor, uh, Ragnarok and it just, yeah, it’s just where we kind of clicked.
Jessie: Did you get set up?
Rita: I wouldn’t say set up, but we definitely met through a friend, innocently. Like, he was doing a barbecue, my husband loves to just cook, he loves to make – he’s a meaty person, so he just puts all the meat and it’s just meats and salads and things like that, he’s incredible at steak and things, and so he had a barbecue. And a friend of ours, uh, kind of, we had a mutual, was like “Hey my friend’s having a barbecue do you want to come with me?” and I was like “okay, if he’s okay with it, it’s at his house, personal house, blah blah blah” We get there and that’s where we met. And we became friends, and-
Lennie: Did you fancy him straight away?
Rita: No…Well I fancied him, but I just didn’t think it was a thing where he fancied me because I thought I was just too crazy for him, too much for him – I don’t know, the film world, I think, is just different to the music world of – pop stars and musicians, I think, are just more wild and I thought…but then I got to know him and he’s just more wild than anyone I’ve ever met. (laughs)
Jessie: I need to know…does he have a gas barbecue or does he do, you know, charcoal?
Rita: Charcoal. Always. He loves the real smokey feeling and the flavor and the smell – he prefers charcoal but if there’s gas he’ll make it work.
Jessie: Because I thought, down under, everyone had a gas one because they were barbecuing all the time and therefore they were like, well, we’ll just do, but- no, you do the whole effort thing.
Rita: But if you go down down under, when you go even further-
Jessie: Oh you go down down under, okay
Rita: -to New Zealand, I think there’s a real difference. Their cultures are actually really different. So you know the Maori culture, which is where Taika’s from, they actually make like an oven like in the ground. Um, I don’t want to explain it wrong, but it’s very much like natural, you know, you put the fire, the coal and everything and you actually – It’s called a – I think it’s called a boil up. (Jessie: Okay…) It’s- it’s delicious. I mean, the first time I had it, but I mean, you throw meat in there, vegetables in there. It’s actually just like a huge stew, I think is kind of how you explain it? But it’s just – smokey, everything’s smokey, the vegetables, the meat, everything, and you leave it under the ground for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and now it’s delicious.
Jessie: It sounds it, it sounds amazing
Lennie: He’s also a little bit Jewish, isn’t he?
Rita: A little bit (laughs) He is.
Jessie: Oh my god, no, see this is what I’m talking about, Kathy Bates
Lennie: He is
Rita: Yes he is
Lennie: Is it his father or his mother?
Jessie: I love Kathy
(Laughter)
Rita: It’s his mother.
Lennie: His mum’s jewish?
Rita: Yes
Jessie: Oh so he’s- (adopts a stereotypical American Jewish woman accent) He’s a Jew!
Lennie: (also trying to do the accent) He’s a proper Jew!
Rita: Oh you do like him! (Lennie: Yes, I do) Yes, yes, he’s half Jewish and half Maori.
Jessie: Enough about fucking Taika, mum, it’s –
Lennie: Okay, sorry-
Rita: Awwww
Lennie: I was wondering if he cooked Jewish food for her!
Rita: No, but, um, I do understand that being from a mixed culture, it’s interesting, because when I moved here from Kosovo, you know, coming into the UK it was just amazing because it’s such a mixing pot, so on Portobello Market which is kind of where I hung out all the time, the stores are just all over the world, you’ve got German, you’ve got Chinese, I mean it’s amazing, just kind of having-
Lennie: Did the Germans stool there? Sorry, do you know what I’m talking about?
Jessie: The German stool is so good, the bratwurst! Yes!
Lennie: I know, the bratwurst, oh yeah.
Jessie: On a Saturday, so good!
Rita: The sausages are to die for, aren’t they?
Jessie: So good!
Rita: I know!
Lennie: But there’s that, that place further up-
Rita: Speaking of food, are we gonna eat because now I’m starving!
Lennie: Yeah
Rita: Okay
Jessie: Yes! Yes, fabulous. Now we’ve got, kind of, we kind of got a few instructions that, quite healthy-
Rita: Oh good. Oh my gosh
Jessie: high protein-
Rita: Just to let you all know, I’m not like the crazy stricty person, but I do like a bit of a healthy-
Jessie: I appreciate that
Rita: Awwwww
Jessie: We’ve got, we’ve got gravlax-
Rita: You guys!
Jessie: We have some prosciutto- oh what is it, is it prosciutto, I don’t know (Lennie: ham and prosciutto) we’ve got some jammy eggs, we’re actually a real (Rita: Yummmmm) market appeal, basically (Rita: Awwwwwww) and then some salad
Rita: So who makes the food? Because I’ve always wanted to ask.
Lennie: Well if we want to be something more exotic (Jessie: Yeah) I probably would but it’s breakfast time so…
Rita: Oh my goodness, can I, this is- I also wanted to see how real this all was, and it really is!
Lennie: Yeah it’s real, yeah it’s real
Rita: You guys really just do the thing.
Jessie: -bits and bobs so it’s very much up to you
Rita: Thank you!
Lennie: - what you take- so you’ve got bits and bobs but I think it will give you sustenance.
Rita: This is a bit like an Albanian breakfast!
Jessie: Is it? Picky? Picky bits?
Rita: yeah! But do you know what my mum would add to this dish?
Lennie: What?
Rita: “Prženice” (https://thebalkanhostess.com/przenice/) which is basically like French toast. (Lennie: Oooo) but it’s, but it’s not like with the sweetness of it, it’s just the eggyness of it.
Jessie: I love an eggy bread.
Rita: I know, there’s nothing like it, is there?
Jessie: Have you ever tried cook- doing an eggy bread with challah bread? You know, the kind of knotted Jewish bread.
Rita: Oh yeah
Jessie: It’s very nice.
Rita: and then we have this thing called “ajvar” (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajvar) which is like almost like a spiced spread-
Jessie: Oh, that’s so nice
Rita: It’s like a red spice, yeah. It’s delicious. It’s just this is what we would actually just do for breakfast.
Jessie: Well just help yourself, salt and pepper, help yourself, take what you want
Rita: How excit- (overexaggerating NZ accent) How exciting! How exciting, mate!
(laughter)
Jessie: Um so okay. We’re going to talk about the single.
Rita: Oh yay!
Jessie: I got – we got to listen to it last night-
Rita: Did you?
Lennie: It’s gorgeous!
Jessie: It’s really gorgeous
Rita: Aww thank you!
Jessie: It’s very … I mean like we all know that you got married and you’re very happy and in love, but I really feel like that song celebrates- I mean yeah, I presume it’s about your husband.
Rita, slightly muffled: yeah!
(Laughter)
Jessie: Or this….you like….
Rita: You know…(laugh) I did my last album really inspired by my relationship and with this record, I want to get out of the idea of always being inspired by it (Jessie: Yup) because it’s a bit annoying, you know (Jessie: Yup!) I wanted to try and find a bit of inspiration that sometimes isn’t that deep.
Jessie: Babe, I hear ya. And I can relate for everybody, not just maybe (Rita: yeah) your situation.
Rita: And I think obviously for me as a music fan I like it being like “well this came from this moment where I did this and I did that” but sometimes…
(Dishes rattling in the background, background mumbling that’s indistinct)
Jessie: Yes please (Rita: what oil?) and some lemon actually, I’m going to get some lemon
Rita: Oh yes, come on, let’s- can I take some of this salad?
Jessie: Babe, help yourself
Rita: Uh, YUM!
Jessie: Um, is there - Is there lemon around?
Lennie: Yeah, in the fridge.
Rita: Guys, can I just say that the fasting thing is hell on earth.
Jessie: Well how long have you been doing that?
Rita: It’s really hard and anyone’s that like “oh it’s so easy” I just think that you never get over the feeling of hunger (laughs)
Jessie: Can I just say: suck it up, Rita, suck it up!
Rita: I am, I mean it’s been pretty good, like, for sleep though
Jessie: Has it? Are you a bad sleeper?
Rita: Mmm.
Jessie: But babe, I think that’s prob-tentially because you’re-like-what body-what time zone are you in now?
Rita: I have so much to do… (sighs) I feel like I have so much to do but it’s the same with you, and you’re a mum (Jessie: No, no) and I’m not even a mum!
Jessie: Babe, you- I, I think that I work too hard and then I see your bloody Instagram and I think “Jesus Christ” (Rita: yeah) “that girl doesn’t stop”
Rita: But you know what’s crazy-
Jessie: And respect, that’s how you are, you’ve always been like this, (Rita: Oh yeah, thank you) you’ve always been a grafter.
Rita: I have, yeah. I mean I was just having that conversation the other day. I just don’t know if I- how to do it any other way, to be honest.
Jessie: So the single’s coming out-
Rita: So the single, it’s called Ask and You Shall Ritaeceive (Jessie: yes), which, honestly? It’s not –
Jessie: Oo, you’ve gone born again, babe.
Rita: Yes. I literally wanted to feel like it’s not that deep. I wanted a really happy, fun summer anthem that everyone, if you think about my music over this sort of decade, it’s always been for me about uplifting (Jessie: yeah) people and having that ability (Jessie: mhmm) to just like feel good (Jessie: yeah) and I think anyone that’s been to my shows knows that, you know, you’re there to have a party, really, and, um, I-I love doing that. I love making people feel good, making people dance and Ask and You Shall Receive felt like the right thing at the right time. It was, you know, written by RAYE who I love dearly and that whole story of her’s and everything that she’s kind of, like, done is so inspiring and it feels so, so relevant for us now in the music industry to be able to just like prove that, you know, you can do things in such different formats nowadays. And, um, it just is like a 360 because I, I, you know, she supported me on tour, you know, I used to always ask her to come and pop out on my shows actually, like for Radio 1 Big Weekend and things, and you know she was kind of still trying to be an artist at that point. (Jessie: yeah) And I was like “you need to come out on stage with me” and she just was really kind of like grateful and there and happy. And so it was like a 360 moment. And so all of those little things really, really connected to me. And…yeah, it just happened and it came and it felt great. It feels really, really happy and-and-and organic and the visuals I think I’m-I’m feeding you guys a bit more of kind of darkness, a bit more not so perfect because it’s kind of leading into the new world and the new era. (music begins to play and swell as she speaks)
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Jessie: How is it, going into that entrepreneurial world? I mean obviously you’ve got Prospero tequila – is it Prospero? (Lennie in background: yeah) (https://www.prosperotequila.com/)
Rita: I thought it was a bit early to bring that-
Jessie: Babes-
Lennie: Not for- never too fucking early for Jessie
(laughter)
Jessie: Excuse me? Not for Jessie?
Lennie: Do I drink tequila? No.
Jessie: You would-
Rita: Do you drink-
Lennie: No.
Jessie: -if it was here
Rita: -alcohol?
Jessie: Does she- fuck (?) – is
Lennie: Only wine (Jessie: yeah) – only wine
Rita: Oh that’s- If I remember from watching you do love a good glass of wine.
Jessie: Yes!
Lennie: Gorgeous, yes.
(laughter)
Jessie: So you know you’ve been doing business for a while. You did tequila (Rita: yeah), you are, you’re doing hair. Are you going to expand it into more beauty because it would make sense that you would do an eyebrow serum, (Rita: I think) an eyelash serum and then it goes into cosmetics.
Rita: I’ve had offers.
Jessie: And?
Rita: Like Ora Beauty [T/N: too many to tell which one] which kinda makes sense because Ora and everything, and. It’s just, I think, for me about the right time, you know, the right partners, the right product, I don’t want to rush anything, um. I’m just still in such a great headspace of putting out music and keeping that as the focus right now.
Jessie: Yes
Rita: I think that’s just, like, my priority. I did a lot of TV last year and I wanted to really just come back to where it all started and hone in my roots and put out some songs for the summer.
Lennie: Are you going to do The Voice here again?
Rita: No. No-no-no.
Lennie: No?
Jessie: But you do The Masked Singer
Rita: Um, I have done it now (Lennie: oh..), what, for a few years
Jessie: Right
Rita: Yeah, I think it feels like something I can’t stay away from. I just love Davina, Jonathan… you know we’re family now. You know-
Jessie: Yeah, it looks like you have so much fun.
Rita: I love Moe. I do it in the States now, though, the only problem is it’s filmed the same time.
Lennie: Oh…
Jessie: Babe!
Lennie: So you’re back and forth?
Rita: So it’s like LA, London for a day, and then I’m back to LA
Jessie: Do you have-
Lennie: How do you manage that?
Jessie: This is the thing!
Rita: It’s hell (Lennie: Do you-), but I manage it, it’s just mindset.
Lennie: Do you like aeroplane food?
Rita: I love aeroplane food.
Lennie: Me too. I love it.
Rita: I make a whole thing out of it.
Lennie: I love it.
Rita: Really? You don’t. [T/N: I think referencing Jessie?]
Lennie: I absolutely love aeroplane food.
Jessie: I’ll- I’ll eat it. So I like – I enjoy it.
Rita: I mean I take everything like you know ther- like when “Would you like a glass of champagne?” like as soon as you get there and I hate champagne, I’m like “yeah!” “Would you like nuts?” “Yeah!” And I- and the plane takes off and I’m like (whispers) “can I get some wine and some crisps” (regular voice) and then they’re like okay I’m ready to order okay cool I’ll do the starter, the middle, I mean I make it a whole thing. I love it.
Jessie: Is- (laughs) Wha- I mean, you must fly on every, every different thing. What’s the best- (Lennie: Air New Zealand!) What’s the best catering?
Rita: Airline wise?
Jessie: Yeah
Rita: I mean, I’m honestly not just saying this but Air New Zealand have really good food.
Jessie: I’ve heard they’re good.
Lennie: The wine is fabulous.
Rita: Isn’t it? Well I mean New Zealand wine is great. I went to the best winery in New Zealand actually, you guys need to come-
Jessie: What’s it called?
Rita: Oh I can’t remember but-
Jessie: Oh that’s unhelpful Rita!
Rita: I know, I know but I’ll send- I’ll text you it. It’s so yummy. (Jessie: Well, I, I keep on-) That was wasted.
Jessie: But I keep seeing you hanging out in hobbits houses.
Rita: I mean, because I’m a tourist. I can’t go to a place and not go to the, like, famous touristy places
Jessie: Are you a big Lord of the Rings fan?
Rita: Now I am!
(laughter)
Jessie: I can see! You keep on frequenting the hobbit hole!
Rita: No-no-no, I mean I obviously know about the franchise but I wanted to go and see- I wanted to go see it. Everything in New Zealand is so small because like there’s not that many of them, it’s a very small population and so it’s- Taika’s friends actually helped build the set and so, his name’s Ron, and he was like “Can you go and see it?” It took 2 years for 12 days of filming. Isn’t that insane?
Jessie: Wow!
Lennie: Well shit!
Rita: Come on
Lennie: But I can imagine that.
Rita: 2 years for 12 days!
Lennie: Yeah, but that’s important, isn’t it?
Jessie: But it’s now lived on and now it’s kind of (Rita: There you go) there you go. Um, last supper (Rita, whispering: ah yeah). Starter, main, pud, drink choice.
Rita: You know, for me, I’m a big picker, so like this is my ideal breakfast-
Jessie: Okay great.
Rita: So I would say for starters it would be like salads, bit of cold things like meats and cheeses, um, vegetables, cold not really cooked vegetables I like things feeling a bit raw. (Jessie: okay) Like I don’t know why I just, maybe that’s just how I grew up. Um, so that would be like my starter. (Jessie: yup) And then my dinner would honestly like because I just love food so much it’d probably be just like a really good, great, juicy burger. Like (Lennie: burger!) an amazing burger, like really well cooked juicy meat with like cheese and pickles and like a brioche bread. Like a brioche-
Jessie: Okay, where- where are you getting this burger? Like where is the best burger you’ve ever eaten?
Lennie: Does Taika cook them?
Rita: He makes good burgers. You know, I’ve been on a burger hunt for a really long time.
Jessie: Can I like offer one up to you?
Rita: Go on, yeah
Jessie: In Australia.
Rita: Really?
Jessie: In Sydney. (Rita: Oh!) No, Melbourne! Sorry, Melbourne (Rita: Okay…) Gimlet. (https://gimlet.melbourne/)
Rita: Okay…
Jessie: In like the center bit of- (stuttering) Melbournians, whatever you’re called (laughter) I’m apologizing now. But they do a late night burger, it’s on the menu, it’s a vibe. They do really good dirty martinis (Rita: ooo!) but the burger was sensational. So next time you’re filming, I don’t know whether you- where you film - where do you film the Mask- (Rita: In Sydney) Okay that’s unhelpful then, I’m sorry.
Rita: But you know what’s-
Jessie: Melbourne. If you’re there.
Rita: But you know what’s really good too and easy? A Shake Shack. (https://shakeshack.com) They’re really good.
Lennie: Shake Shack?
Jessie: I’ve never had one.
Rita: You know what, they’re really easy, great, good-
Lennie: Are they in London?
Jessie: Yeah, they are now.
Rita: The ones in America I think of but I’ve never had a London Shake Shack but a good Shake Shack is-is-is good.
Lennie: Where do you stand on In-N-Out? (https://www.in-n-out.com/)
Rita: I mean I love In-N-Out, I do think it’s a bit over- over played. (Jessie: Yeah) But I dunno if that’s just because like we’re English (Lennie in the background indistinguishable) but I feel like-yeah…
Jessie: What did you eat after the Met?
Rita: I mean, what didn’t I eat? It was everything in sight. Pizza, fries, burgers, um, if I had a choice in life I would just eat like burgers for the rest of my life.
Lennie: With chips?
Rita: With chips. (Lennie: yeah) Um, I’ve definitely introduced blue cheese into the burger world which I never used to do before.
Lennie: Oh yeah, I think blue cheese is gorgeous.
Rita: I think it’s nice in the burger. (Jessie: Very nice) I never used to, um, and a good sweet potato fry. Rather than a fry.
Jessie & Lennie at same time: Oh, really?
Rita: Is that disappointing?
Jessie: I don’t know! (Rita: laughing) It’s just – they promise so much and then they don’t deliver.
Lennie: You can’t - The thing is – you can’t keep them crisp.
Jessie: They don’t deliver.
Rita: I agree a little bit!
Lennie: You have to do it in the right flour.
Jessie: you think you’re doing the right thing by choosing the sweet potato fry but you may as well just have… (Rita: the fry) …the fry
Lennie: I like the courgette fries that they have in (Jessie/Rita: mmmmm)- yeah, the courgette fries they have in Whats it Burger, oh is it Honest Burger? (https://www.honestburgers.co.uk/)
Jessie: Oh, do they?
Lennie: yeah
Rita: Oh Honest is good burgers!
Jessie: Yeah, Honest is good.
Lennie: Yeah, they have courgette fries-
Rita: You know what also is good? The Electric has good burgers on Portobello (https://www.electricdiner.com/)
Lennie: (indistinct)
Jessie: Oh I wanted- I wanted to know, you used to work at Size (https://www.size.co.uk/), didn’t you?
Rita: I did, yeah.
Jessie: I can so imagine you- (Rita: Can you?) -being a cool (Rita: Walking around) -trainer girl!
Rita: (laughs) I still am, I was at-
Jessie: Hot, cool trainer girl!
Rita: I was actually talking about it yesterday, I’ve got my, um-
Lennie: Those are lovely!
Rita: These are my Rita for Primark clogs. (https://www.primark.com/en-us/r/rita-ora/view-all)
Lennie: Aren’t they nice?
Jessie: Are you doing another collaboration with them?
Rita: Oh yeah, I’m in bed with them. (Jessie: laughs) They’re my best friends. I mean honestly-
Jessie: They look very comfy.
Rita: I have to just give a quick shout out to Primark because I have to tell you something not even like because I work with them. They were such a massive staple for me growing up- That’s my- That’s my bag!
Lennie: Is this your bag?
Rita: I designed that bag!
Jessie: Oh my god, stop!
Lennie: I absolutely love it
Rita: Can I just hold it?
Lennie: Yeah
Jessie: Oh my-
Rita: So this was inspired-
Jessie: This was not rehearsed, guys.
Rita: No! (Jessie: This is bonkers) Did you not know (Lennie: No) this was Rita Ora Primark? See, this is why I love it because people-
Jessie: Well shouldn’t you be making it a bit more known that it’s your bloody bag, Rita?
Rita: Wait, where’s my logo? Oh that’s what it was, I didn’t want to put my logo on-
Lennie: There’s no logo on it.
Rita: Well no, it’s on the label. (Lennie: okay) It’s not on the- (Jessie: Why didn’t-) Because I didn’t- I wanted the product to really, like, be its thing, I didn’t want people to just buy it ‘cause it’s Rita Ora, I wanted people to actually like the design of it, which you did! (Lennie: I love it) This was, um, just inspired for easy living (Lennie: yeah) That’s everything I do now because, I don’t know if it’s ‘cause I turned 30 but I just do things to be easy in life now, like easy living. That’s so funny that you didn’t know that.
Jessie: That is really funny.
Rita: Anyway this is Primark too (Lennie: my favorite thing)
Jessie: That’s great, it looks-
Rita: So yeah, shoutout to them.
Lennie: Is that Primark?
Rita: Yeah! And this!
Lennie: Oh my goodness.
Jessie: Babe you’re a full Primarnie girl today
Rita: Yeah because, can I tell you, like, it’s a staple point. Like I grew up really going to them for school, uniform, underwear, when my mum had breast cancer they had a really great breast cancer kind of collection for- for women that have had surgery and it was just always a big thing in my life and something that I always depended on. It was like a trusting friend, you know. Anyway and when I got into business with them everybody was like “Oh! Makes sense!” Cause I just wanted to just do things that I felt like I wanted to see when I was kinda going shopping there. Like high fashion stuff but you couldn’t afford it and it’s just been doing really well because I think people see the authentic story behind it and it’s the truth and that was kind of why I love meshing and blending with them. It felt like going home, I guess.
Jessie: How many bags are you traveling with at the moment, Rita? I don’t even want to know what your luggage amount is when you fly.
Rita: I actually have to like pre-call the airline to just like buy extra luggage
Jessie: Oh my gosh you’re like JLo
Rita: Is that what she does?
Jessie: I think, more- I don’t know if she calls but-
Lennie: Victoria Beckham has about- has a full trolley, doesn’t she-
Jessie: Well, that’s gonna be Rita.
Lennie: -like 20 cases
Rita: Well, what I’ve been trying to do is like leave things at friends’ houses so I don’t have to travel with a lot of things.
Jessie: Oh my god you’re that person. You’re that gal and they’re like “Fucking Rita’s left another bag!”
Rita: (laughing) I’m that person! I’ve left a suitcase at like 3 of my friends’ houses, like “this is actually taking up too much space, you need to come and get it.”
Lennie: Have you got your own house here still?
Rita: Yeah, I have my own house here (Lennie: yeah), yeah yeah yeah. But, right, I’m staying at my mum’s because it’s under, it’s under renovation at the moment.
Lennie: Yeah, it’s always staying with your mum
Rita: And, it’s really cute. And my husband’s coming for the weekend, so it’s going to be like my parents and my husband all in the same house.
Jessie: Have you got a big enough bed for you, or have you got a single bed in there, is it like kind of like-
Rita: It’s like a small double bed (Jessie: Oh bless, I know), and I-I-I don’t, I’ve never done that before, actually, had my husband there with my parents. Have you done that?
Jessie: Yeah, I mean, I’ve been with Sam since I was 18 (Rita: yeah) so just my mum though but like, yeah.
Rita: But when the first time you kinda like had that sleepover, and the parents were in the house like, what?
Jessie: Are we talking about sex here, Rita, or-?
Rita: Well I’m- Well I’m- (laughing)
Lennie: Well him staying the night!
Rita: Wait- I don’t- (laughing)
Jessie: Well what are we talking about-
Lennie: Hence, Rita – I can’t remember- (indistinct)
(laughter)
Rita: I’m talking about what is allowed, you know, like I don’t know
Lennie: You’re a married woman!
Rita: I know but still! It’s the thing of, like, what- (Lennie: Jesus)
Jessie: Why don’t you just book a hotel room? For the night?
Rita: Do you think?
Jessie: I don’t know! If you want to have sex with your husband, just book a hotel room.
Lennie: Jessica!
Jessie: This is what we’re discussing! The important shit!
Rita: No but what I’m saying-
Lennie: But you were talking about the first time you brought Sam and he stayed here-
Jessie: Yeah I’m sure you were very, (Rita: Did you guys-) you were chill about it
Rita: But did you guys, like, have dinner and then it was like “okay goodnight!”
Jessie: Babe, you’re acting like you’re an Amish gal (laughs)
Lennie: Jessie, Sam virtually lived here
Jessie: yeah
Rita: Aww that’s nice
Jessie: But you- I think it’s going to go okay, Rita!
Rita: I hope so! I guess I’ve just never – I’ve never been a married woman like living in the house you know, having my partner stay in the house with my parents – it just feels-
Jessie: It isn’t like he’s a bit of a rando, like, yeah exactly
Rita: Oh that would never have been allowed, no-no-no, but I do believe in the idea of like still, feel-, I dunno, I guess just as kids you’re never really like, it always is weird, I guess. Or maybe just for me.
Jessie: Making each other a nighttime tea at the end of the night.
Rita: I’m like (whispers) “Hey well we’re just gonna go to bed then, night then.”
Lennie: Well, what’s it like being the stepmother?
Rita: Ohhhhh I love it.
Lennie: You do?
Rita: Yeaaaahhhhhh. It just feels really cool because it’s like I’m, I’m just the fairy godmother that doesn’t actually really have any responsibilities. (laughs)
Lennie: And you- yeah. Well it’s same as being a grandmother. (Rita: Is it? It feels-) To be honest. You just give chocolate, you give whatever they want-
Rita: I break all the rules
Lennie: Yeah, break all the rules
Rita: And buy them anything they want
Lennie: Yeah, of course
Rita: It’s the best.
Lennie: Absolutely
Jessie: We haven’t- we haven’t got your dessert (Rita: oh, sorry) Or your drink.
Rita: Oh yeah! Well. Negronis.
Jessie & Lennie: Oooooo
Jessie: Nice
Rita: I love negronis. Um, I have-
Jessie: Have you tried a negroni with tequila in? Mezcal? And apparently it’s really delicious.
Rita: That’s how I make it, because I drink tequila so I do a tequila negroni. It’s really yummy.
Lennie: Hold on, tell me how you make that.
Rita: Okay, well. I don’t really make them. (Jessie: laughs) I just order them. But if I was to make one, I have done them over Christmas but they’re not exactly perfect but-
Lennie: So the ingredients.
Rita: It’s just kind of for me I just do like a bit of Aperol tequila and tiny bit of vermouth and (Jessie: Campari) Campari (https://www.liquor.com/recipes/mezcal-negroni/)
Jessie: And it’s delish.
Rita: yeah. It’s very strong.
Lennie: That must be quite bitter.
Jessie: It is, but it’s strong, but I like it.
Lennie: And what do you put in, do you put orange in or-
Rita: Yeah I mean I guess the Campari has a bit of that, doesn’t it
Lennie: And is there any water added, like fizzy water or-
Rita: No but I do add a bit of water, like, the ice-
Lennie: Wine- for me
Rita: -because it’s a bit strong.
Jessie: Wine?
Lennie: no, I-I-(indistinct)
(Laughter)
Rita: Wine? Wine anyone?
Lennie: No, because I went to this thing last weekend and they made a cocktail with elderflower, vodka and white wine.
Jessie: Nice
Rita: Like a spritz
Lennie: And it was all mixed up. Yeah! It was really delicious.
Rita: You know I went to a flea market the other day and they were making like day drinks and they were putting rose water with like CBD and like mushrooms-
Lennie: you’re kidding [T/N: I think]
Jessie: You must’ve been in Los Angeles.
Rita: Yeah
Jessie: Yeah. No doubt.
Rita: And like mushroom adapt- adaptiens?
Jessie: Was it nice?
Rita: Is that what they call them?
Lennie: Did you have one?
Rita: Um, adaptogens, adaptigens?
Jessie: Yeah I don’t know but-
Rita: Mushroom adaptogens and I had one and it was like, great, like alcohol but still feeling like I was being healthy.
Lennie: How’d you feel after?
Rita: Great, I mean it wasn’t like psychedelic mushrooms (Lennie: Okay). It was like, uhhh, you know like, uh, Ashwangda and turkeys tail, it’s all these like herbs that are supposed to like help your brain. Lion’s mane, have you ever heard of all of this? (https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/drugs/22361-adaptogens)
Jessie: Yes, that’s a mushroom isn’t it?
Rita: Yes, so that’s-
Jessie: I saw a kombucha with that the other day.
Rita: Yeah so they’re all supposed to be really good for you. Um. And I’ve been putting them in my coffee actually and they’ve been great.
Lennie: Ooo!
Jessie: What supplements do you take? (Rita: Everything) What supplements should I be taking?
Rita: I take everything. Everyone that’s gonna listen to this is probably gonna think I’m crazy but I just don’t have time to like get sick so I’m-I’m-I’m like vitamin C every single day, the sort- the-the liquid ones, 2000 milligrams. And then I have mushroom extracts in my coffee, collagen in my coffee, I do hydration in my water, a liter of water a day, and I do that in the morning before I sort of like eat anything. And then I have a broth, I love broth, so I do ginger broth with turmeric and then a side of like, I don’t know, protein or something-
Lennie: God it’s like being on a health a thon.
(laughter)
Rita: I know! People think I’m insane but it’s because it kind of keeps me going but then for dinner I have anything like bread, desserts, steak, fries, ketchup – I’ll do everything so I’ll have like a massive meal for dinner and then I go to sleep and I do that all again.
Jessie: I mean, I’m – I’m with you on all the, I mean I-I kinda take the supplements and I’m just hoping they’re working
Rita: NAD. (https://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/a60332431/nad-supplement-benefits/)
Jessie: NAD, tell me about NAD. (Lennie: Um) Because I was thinking about doing NAD.
Rita: It’s good, I mean I just I’m not a scientist but from what I’ve read it’s really good for your red blood vessels and oxygen (Jessie: okay) and things like that and keeps you really ennnnergized (Jessie: okay). Iron, I do that a lot. Turmeric… I’m actually pretty boring (Jessie: do you-). You know how people think I’m sort of this like crazy party person, I do like to party now but I have to plan it.
Jessie: Yes.
Lennie: Oh, we all do
Rita: Do we?
Jessie: Are we going to party on Sunday evening?
Rita: Yeah, but I have a show on Sun- on Monday in Amsterdam.
Jessie: Oh that’s- (Rita: I know) Unfortunate (Rita: I KNOW!)
Rita: So I have to like leave at 9 am-
Jessie: No, because then we have to be the person that’s like mouthing at the party so we don’t sing otherwise you’d lose your voice.
Rita: Yeah, it’s so hard to party after a show and you have a show the next day. (Jessie: Yeah) Do you?
Jessie: No, it’s work
Lennie: You never party
Jessie & Rita: Oh!
Jessie: Excuse me!
Lennie: You’re so boring!
Lennieaughter
Rita: My thing is “sorraaayyyy”
Lennie: S’alright
Jessie: Um. Pudding. You’ve got a sweet tooth
Rita: Oh can I also add a cacio e pepe to the dinner?
Jessie: yeah, absolutely
Lennie: Oh, uh, yeah
Jessie: Where’d you get your cacio e pepe?
Rita: I just went to the one place down the road in Golberne yesterday actually for my dinner. I had cacio e pepe and a Negroni. So yeah, that’s on the list. Cacio e pepe at Cacciaris (https://cacciaris.co.uk/) (Lennie: okay) on Portabello Road is to die for. And then my pudding, oh, a sticky toffee or a panacotta, um, I am a sweet tooth, like I will have anything, a cheesecake, almond croissant, not cheese-
Lennie: I’d rather have cheese and a big glass of wine
(laughter)
Jessie: You’re seeing the theme.
Lennie & Rita: yeah
Lennie: The theme here
Rita: But I like that to start.
Lennie: Can you still speak Albanian?
Rita: yeah, yeah…
Lennie: Say “Good morning” in Albanian
Rita: Mirëmëngjesi
Lennie: It’s lovely, isn’t it
Rita: Natën e mirë is good night. Natën e mire. Some people don’t really say lovely, it’s a bit, it’s definitely a bit more punchy than other languages so it’s nice that you’re calling it lovely. I actually learnt it all at home, my parents only spoke Albanian in the house. And-
Lennie: Do they still do that?
Rita: Not as much anymore, but growing up-
Lennie: So when Taika comes they won’t be talking Albanian to you when he- when they think he’s a bit rude or anything.
Rita: No, never, but he actually learnt the language, bless him, he’s so good, not fluently but he kind of knows key words and he tries to talk to them in Albanian and it makes my heart melt! It’s so adorable!
[T/N: Jessie & Lennie indistinct in background, I think Lennie says “makes me love him even more”]
Rita: (fake crying)
Lennie: And what’s “I love you” in Albanian?
Rita: Të dashuroj
Lennie: Well that’s a nice…
Jessie: Të dashuroj ?
Rita: yeah
Jessie: Um, Rita, it’s been so lovely having you, I don’t really want this to end-
Rita: Me neither
Jessie: I’m gonna ask you quick fire round, um, favorite place to go, unless this is gonna mean that everyone goes there (Rita: laughs), uh, New Zealand, LA, London. Your favorite food spots.
Rita: Ooo, (sound effect) duh-duh-duh-duh-
Jessie: Auckland! Sorry, not New Zealand. Auckland, Los Angeles, London.
Rita: For food?
Jessie: Food.
Rita: Oh, Auckland does do good food. I mean everything is just fresh, the wine, the meat, everything is delicious.
Jessie: Restaurant? Which restaurant?
Rita: (sound effect) fu-fu-fu-fuhhh…oh my goodness! Sighs It’s hard… cause I mean I don’t want to offend them, because I know them now? You know, the owners? (sound effect) kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh- Ahhh! Hold on.
Lennie: Where do you go most often? Near your house. That you bought down the road.
Rita: I’m going to change the territory, just a little. (Jessie: Okay, fine.) Okay, let’s, let’s stick to London, let’s do George’s Fish and Chips. (https://www.instagram.com/georgesportobellofishbar/)
Lennie: Where’s that?
Rita: George’s is on the corner of Golberne and Portobello. To die for.
Jessie: What’s your order?
Rita: I mean, sausage in batter and chips, obvs.
Lennie: Sausage…
Jessie: Obvs? What, at a fish and chips shop and you’re getting- oh, okay
(laughter)
Lennie: Obvs? Well, I don’t need [T/N: I really have no idea what she says here, there’s like 2 words missing] actually
Rita: (laughing) Obvs at the fish and chips shop you’re gonna get sausage in batter. Yeah no
Jessie: What condiments? Just ketchup?
Rita: Ketchup, a bit of barbecue and lots of vinegar.
Jessie: Okay, so that’s George’s. Um, LA? Not fast.
Rita: I think you made the same face. I’m not that fast. Are you?
Jessie: No…
Lennie: It’s not a food hot spot, I don’t think, LA.
Rita: I mean, if anything it’s that sushi place (Jessie: Sushi Park), that Nobu- that new- that Nobu did before- yeah, yeah
Jessie: Oh, um, uh-
Rita: Matsuhitsu
Jessie: Masuhisa
Rita: Matsuhisa. (https://matsuhisabeverlyhills.com/) It’s got very good sushi.
Lennie: Do you like sushi?
Rita: I like it, when I’m kinda, tryna not eat unhealthy, you know, a good sushi-
Lennie: I don’t get it at all, I don’t get it really.
Rita: Really? Do you like ceviche?
Lennie: Yeah
Rita: I love ceviche.
Jessie: I do too.
Lennie: That’s easy to make.
Rita: A nice salad, a nice…my mouth’s already watering thinking about it.
Jessie: That’s good. So are we going to choose one in Auckland or are you too worried because you’re the new- you’re a new resident there (Lennie: She’s a newbie, yeah) and you need to keep everyone happy?
Rita: I think so, just for now
Lennie: Have you got a New Zealand passport yet?
Rita: I don’t….no, no. British.
Lennie: Just British?
Rita: Yeah.
Lennie: And not…and not Albanian?
Rita: I actually… No, I mean, I haven’t left- I’ve been here since the beginning and so-
Lennie: Okay, so you’re just British.
Rita: Yeah, yeah. I don’t…I’ve just also had a, this is my home, you know? This is kind of where I’ve grown up, where I live, and where I kind of want to live.
Lennie: Where did– where did you get married?
Rita: Actually we got married in LA. (Lennie: And where did you go-) At home. (laughs)
Lennie: At home. And where did you go on honeymoon?
Rita: It was really cute. It was not a lot of people, it felt really nice, it’s just his kids were there, and we actually found somebody that, it’s called Weddings On The Go? [T/N: Possibly https://www.marriagetogo.com/ ? Couldn’t find a company with this name in California]
(laughter)
Lennie: Weddings On The Go….
Jessie: I’m obsessed with the idea of you Googling probably “Quick wedding (Rita: yeah!) on the go”
Lennie: Weddings On The Go, it’s like-
Rita: And she came to the house and-
Lennie: -take away wedding!
Rita: yeah, that’s what it was! She came to the house and did the job and we were married.
Jessie: Oh my god I love you.
Rita: And I think I was like number 17 in her day (Lennie: and did-), cause she, cause she was not like ready to stay, she was just like hurry up and- (Jessie: cool, you’re married) -you’re done, bye, see you later. Can you open the gate? (Jessie: (laughing) the bride!) I was like “okay! Thanks!”
Lennie: And what was the reception?
Rita: We didn’t have one. It was just all at home, and then that was it. And then we just went out and had drinks… laughs.
Jessie: I love that
Lennie: And then honeymoon?
Rita: We didn’t have one, we went straight back to work, really.
Lennie: Have you had one?
Rita: No, thinking about it, no!
Jessie: Do you want one?
Lennie: She needs a honeymoon.
Rita: I think I need a honeymoon!
Jessie: You fucking need a bloody yea- you need a sabbatical though!
Rita: (laughs) I love you! I will, eventually.
Jessie: Um, last question. (Rita: yeah) A nostalgic taste or smell that can transport you back somewhere?
Rita: Uh, pancakes. But not the American thick pancakes. (Lennie: So-) Almost like the crepe like pancakes. Those are the pancakes my mum made growing up.
Lennie: And what did you have on them? Lemon and sugar?
Rita: I would- No, it was- it’s actually a mix of sweet and savory so I would have lemon and sugar, or jam, and then I would have like that red ajvar sort of sauce with a side of like white cheese, um, and so it’d be more like a salty dish. But they were thin, they weren’t like thick pancakes so they were like crepe-like pancakes.
Jessie: Yeah, sounds delicious.
Rita: And she’d make them from scratch, so there was like no solu- like she’d do it all, the batter and everything. And it’s the best. Thee best.
Jessie: Maybe you should get your mum to make that for dins tonight.
Rita: You know how everyone says their mum is their favorite cook? (Jessie: Is she your fave?) But she really is my favorite. Do you- Is your mum your favorite?
Jessie: ….y-
Lennie: …not really
(laughter)
Lennie: Jessie’s very critical – Jessie always-
Jessie: No, I-I-I love your cooking. We all do. The nation.
Rita: Really? Have I started something?
Jessie: No, no, we love it
Lennie: I can cook!
Jessie: She can cook.
Lennie: Yeah
Rita: Oh I can imagine
Lennie: Jessie-
Jessie: She can whip things up as well, like I’ll never forget (Rita: Yeah), um, my sister’s about to have a baby but (Rita: aww) like she, and she, and I was like “let mum at the kitchen” so I remember there was this one night, I think it was the first baby that I had and I was so tired and mum just made this like delicious slow cooked lamb, kind of- (Rita: gasps, yum), pearl barley I think it was a Northern Ireland [T/N: this is my best guess, please correct me if you know what she says here] thing but I just remember it feeling so nourishing and like she’d made it and it was like the smells of her cooking and me, like, trying to work out how to, like, look after a baby (Lennie: oh good) and I very much appreciated it.
Rita: Was it a pressure cooker that you used?
Jessie & Lennie: No
Rita: Do you put it just-
Lennie: I have got a pressure cooker-
Jessie: Have you got, uh-
Lennie: -but I’ve barely had to use it.
Rita: I’m new to the pressure life, and I love it/
Jessie: Have you got an air fryer?
Rita: I just got one as well last year.
Jessie: And how are you finding this?
Rita: I love it. I think it’s so good for the step kids, like I literally put everything in the air fryer, and they love it. I mean, again, because I just give them whatever they want, if they want fish fingers or whatever I’m like “yeah!” And so then I just put everything in the air fryer.
Lennie: Do you like karaoke?
Rita: Yeah!
Lennie: I love it but Jessie hates it. She says that singers generally don’t like it.
Rita: I mean I wouldn’t go and sing seriously on- at the- (Lennie: ‘course you wouldn’t, what’s your song?)
Jessie: What would be your selection?
Rita: But then I can’t not sing seriously when you like have the mic and then I’m like “wha-alright, fine I’ll just sing it”
Lennie: So which song would you sing?
Rita: Well, Dancing Queen. I’m actually going to sing that on Sunday.
(gasps)
Jessie: That’s gonna go great down.
Rita: But I’m doing like a slow, lovely kind of version of it.
Jessie: But that sounds great!
Lennie: How fun!
Rita: But ABBA’s just always like my fave.
Lennie: Have you seen the ABBA thing?
Rita: No, I haven’t actually had time-
Jessie: Do that with Taika! It’s so good!
Lennie: Oh my gosh it’s so amazing.
Rita: I heard it’s amazing.
Jessie: Babe, it’s amazing.
Lennie: You think they’re there.
Rita: No way!
Lennie: You do, you actually can’t believe they’re not there.
Jessie: It’s really- you’ll love it
Rita: I love that! (Lennie: It’s fantastic) Did you guys go together?
Jessie: Yeah, we did.
Lennie: We all went, didn’t we? It was fantastic.
Jessie: It’s really good, you’d love it.
Rita: I love you guys (Jessie: Rita, you’re fabulous) but you really made my day cause I love this show and I always laugh when I watch you guys and-
Jessie: Thank you babes.
Rita: The quick little arguments you have in between the interviews really make me laugh.
Jessie: We’ve been really well behaved today.
Lennie: Yeah, we have.
Rita: I wouldn’t say arguments, I would say, debates, let’s re-
Lennie: I think we’ve been really quiet
Jessie: We’ve really, we’ve really held back
Rita: Maybe I’ve just talked.
Jessie: No!
Lennie: No you haven’t.
Jessie: No, no.
Rita: I’ll see you guys on Sunday!
Jessie: Yeah we’ll see you again.
Rita: Also if you don’t have any space to be out on her stage-
Lennie: I’ll come over to your’s Ritaita!
Rita: -You always have a spot on mine.
Lennie: Thank you, darling.
Jessie: Thanks Rita.
Rita: I love you guys, thanks for having me!
Jessie: Thank you!
Rita: Yay!
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Jessie: Mum, didn’t I tell you that you’d love Rita Ora?
Lennie: Absolutely adorable.
Jessie: And she even offered up her husband to you on Sunday at Hoopla!
Lennie: That is the best thing (Jessie: (laughs)) about the whole podcast today, that I’m going to get to meet him.
Jessie: I love Rita, she is incredibly generous and sweet and she is very open.
Lennie: Very, very warm.
Jessie: She’s really – she was really enjoying herself.
Lennie: Good. I think the picky bits worked.
Jessie: Picky bits was perfect. (Lennie: yeah) She was thrilled. Well done, mum. She loves you.
Lennie: I love her.
Jessie: Maybe you’ll be modeling in the next Rita Ora Primark campaign, I don’t know!
Lennie: What’s- what are the Rita Ora fans called?
Jessie: Ritabots
Lennie: I think I’m a Ritaibt now.
Jessie: You’re a Ritabot.
Lennie: Yeah
Jessie: Thank you so much to Rita Ora, her new single “Ask and You Shall Receive” is out now, this is coming out after but maybe you enjoyed her show at Hoopla and uh she’s just a busy bee doing everything.
Lennie: I just don’t know how it would be to move around so much. You wouldn’t know where you were waking up. Do you know what I mean? It’s like when we got back from LA, Jessie, I woke up one day and I thought I was in Belly’s house in Malibu and went the wrong way to the loo from my bedroom. And can you imagine what she’s like? She wouldn’t know where she is.
Jessie: I’m surprised she doesn’t have bumps all on her arms and on her head Mum! [T/N: This sentence was rough and I’m probably missing a few words but this is clearly the sentiment.]
Lennie: I know. She’s never in one place for very long, is she?
Jessie: Maybe we all need to start having lion’s mane (Lennie: yeah) and turmeric broth so I can see you doing that, right up your street mum. Um, but anyway we will see you next week but thank you so much Rita, the single, the new single “Ask and You Shall Receive” is out now, and yeah, let us know if you saw us at Hoopla at the weekend. Thanks.
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