#i’m sorry if it’s not funny i tried

[codgod-moved]

^3^

(there’s a bonus drawing under the cut that i don’t like enough to put in its own post but i still think it’s cute lol)

fambily :]

[puddleorganism]

Ok so we can all agree this crown is cursed as hell but what if…. werewolf curse

[Image ID: a digital drawing of ZombieCleo as a werewolf, which in my style is just a human-sized wolf.

She’s mostly orange with light tan-ish orange on her face, neck/chest, legs, and belly. She also has darker russet on her back, shoulders, tail tip, and ears. She has dark blue-grey ticking on her back behind her shoulders, tail tip, and ears.

They have a black nose and paw pads, and emerald green eyes. They have very thick flowy/slightly curly fur on their cheeks, neck, belly, elbows, paws, and tail. It forms an especially thick mane on their neck. Their tail is very long for a wolf, reaching even longer than their hind legs.

Their teeth are bared and their snout is wrinkled in a snarl.

They have a fairly small golden crown on their head, with a tall point in the front and a single emerald in the center. The background is stained-paper-textured beige with very simple gold filigree on the sides and corners.

/End ID]

Bonus doodles under the cut because I couldn’t decide on a pose

[Image ID: a series of simple digital sketches of the same character.

Top left: the wolf has their head bowed low and their shoulders are angled towards the viewer, while the rest of their body is about a three-fourths view.

Bottom left: the wolf is laying down with their paws crossed, their head angled haughtily up and to the left. The drawing is incomplete, cutting off at the hips/hind legs.

Top center: another drawing of the wolf laying down with her paws crossed. In this one, though, her head is angled down and to the right. Also, this one is finished, showing a huge tail half-curled.

Bottom center: the wolf walking to the left with her head bowed low, her right front leg in the process of stepping and showing off her toe beans. Her tail is held high.

Right: the wolf in a very dramatic pose like she’s taking a great leap. She’s got one paw tucked near her chest, while the other is raised high like she’s gonna smack something. Her mouth is wide open, showing off some huge canines. She’s twisting around so she’s mostly facing the viewer, but with her head and chest angled to the left and the lower half of her body angled to the right.

/End ID]

[hamletthedane]

imagine you go into X-men ‘97 thinking it's another cool superhero show where they fight bad guys, deal with mutant discrimination, etc etc

but turns out it's really a three-season long lawsuit in probate court contesting the Last Will and Testament of Charles Xavier. the X-men have to prove by preponderance of the evidence that Charles Xavier was unduly influenced to change his will to benefit Magneto. Magneto must prove to the jury that his relationship with Prof X met the legal standard of common law marriage (they secretly lived together, they held themselves out to the public as a married couple, etc). Wolverine accidentally kills the bailiff and has to prove his innocence.

I mean, *I* would watch that

[captainhysunstuff]

Uh oh. I dreamed about RadioApple/AppleRadio (Alastor x Lucifer Morningstar and vice versa) from Hazbin Hotel. I’ve been infected. 😅

[josephtrohman]

where is your boy tonight i think he's in oklahoma

HELPPPPP maybe he won’t find out what i know (that he’s being cucked by jimmy butler)

[driftingvoid-155]

They’re here to talk about your cars extended warranty lol

Some doodles for a new AU I’m working on featuring zombie Mike, vampire Jeremy, werewolf Sammy, and ghosts Charlie and Phone Guy.

AU partly inspired by this post here.

[ghostdrinkssoup]

“I’m curious whether either of us can survive separation.”

[urdreamgirls-dreamgirl]

i made this silly little post and then just did the thing myself :)

“I would say that Steve is… relatively smart. For a human.”

“Hey!” comes an irritated yell from the other room.

Robin turns to face the doorway, turning away from the camera. “Zip it, human! I’m doing my interviews. I have important things to say. People are very interested.” She turns back toward the camera again, a smile plastered to her face. “Now, what was I saying? Oh right, Steve. He’s… passably intelligent. I mean, he’s no Einstein, that’s for sure. That guy could party.” She laughs.

“Okay, and how long has Steve, uh, been with you guys?” Dustin asks from behind the camera.

“Um, maybe a year, I think?”

“I’ve been Eddie’s familiar for ten years,” Steve grumbles as he comes into the room with a cup of tea, which he holds out for Robin to take. He turns to Dustin and the camera. “It’s really just a matter of time before he turns me.” He rocks back on his heels. “He said literally any day now.”

Robin smiles placidly, nodding at him until he leaves the room.

“Between you and me,” she stage whispers to Dustin, “Eddie is never turning him.”

“Could you explain what a familiar is?” Dustin asks.

“Well… usually a familiar takes care of you, you know, does the cleaning, shopping, finds you victims.”

“Victims?” Will, another one of the producers, asks. He looks a little anxiously toward Lucas, the camera guy, who does his best to ignore it.

“Yeah, like. Food. You know.” Robin takes a sip from her teacup, waving her free hand in some vague gesture. “Nancy and I are partial to virgins.”

“Uh, right. Better watch out, Dustin,” Lucas laughs a little nervously, nudging Dustin with his elbow.

Dustin scowls, but before he can respond, Robin says, “Don’t worry. Nancy’s forbidden us from eating any of you.” She smiles again, like that’s supposed to make them feel any better.

~*~

“Okay, Steve, can you tell us a little bit about yourself?” Dustin asks Steve, who’s fidgeting on the couch.

Steve pulls at his collar as he answers. “Uh, sure. I used to be a kindergarten teacher. I actually really loved it? But then I met Eddie at a bar. Thought he was, uh, pulling my leg, you know, about the whole…” Steve rubs his palms on his thighs. “Vampire thing? Is that what we’re calling it?”

“Yeah, being a vampire. Sure,” Dustin responds.

“Right. Thought he was joking. Thought it was a line, you know. So I… this is kind of embarrassing.” Steve scratches at his cheek. “Well, I went home with him, y’know. You’ve seen him.” He laughs a little nervously. “Anyway, I found out that he actually was not lying, much to my… absolute horror really.”

“And… what made you stay?” Will asks.

“I dunno,” Steve shrugs his shoulders, eyes darting to the side of the camera, like he doesn’t really want to answer the question. “It’s an interesting prospect, isn’t it? Living forever? Being immortal?” He shrugs again.

“So,” Dustin starts, drawing out the ‘o’ sound. “Are you guys, like… more than friends?” Lucas visibly cringes at the phrasing.

Steve laughs, bright and surprised. “Uh, no. No. Just, uh. I’m just his familiar.”

“But you’ve been here ten years?“ The way the question comes out of Will’s mouth makes it sound like he hadn’t really meant to ask it. Dustin cuts him a look, scowling again.

“Yeah,” Steve sighs, looking down at his lap. “Yeah, I have.”

~*~

“Tell us about how you became a vampire,” Dustin says.

Eddie, who’s sitting on the couch in front of the camera, scratches at his neck, just under the collar of his shirt. “Hmm. I was turned in the 80s. Can’t really remember most of it. Was at some concert and some guy offered me some coke or something in the back of his van. Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a field feeling like shit. Thought I’d had a bad trip.” Eddie laughs.

“And have you ever turned anyone?” Will asks.

“No,” Eddie tells them, frowning slightly. “Don’t think I’d even know how.”

“But—“ Will starts, but Lucas digs his elbow into his ribs, cutting off his question.

“What about Steve?” Dustin asks instead.

“What about him?”

“He said he’s been with you ten years. That you’ve promised to turn him any day now.”

Eddie smiles, boyish and sweet. “Well. I say a lot of things. And look at him. Who’d give that up?”

Will and Dustin look at each other. “What do you mean?” It’s Lucas who asks this time.

“A pretty little human who does anything I say based on the abstract promise that I might one day make him a vampire?” Eddie grins.

Next to Dustin, Will lets out a long exhale.

[zukkacore]

The funny thing is that I do characterize pre shatterstar Jace as basically a fantasy atheist but I do think worship of Cassandra would fix him

[kinokoshoujoart]

silly devouring his salad

my twitter mutual drew a BUTCHER VANITY Rock and caused me to irreparably have a cannibalistic rock living in my head, this is but one escaped consequence of that

[laurrelise]

ok so: the umbrella academy except it’s about the hargreeves siblings in 40 years when five is a very, very old man but really in his early 50’s while the rest of the siblings are senior citizens whom five has to take care of against his will

someone please read the tags and yap about this with me. thank you

[effrvsnt107]

Me on my way to tell my friends I need a piss for the 1838382737 time in 6 hours

[seepingfrommyskin]

Forever, Rachel.

Closeups

[fluffypotatey]

Imagine your what? OTP? Also funny that you mention the smell, we need more corpse!Macaque fic, I should write one of those too. I'll go write up a tite and summary for it rn, maybe an outline since my other series needs a bit more effort. But anyways, didn't Macky say SWK was stinky? "Like Wukong doesn't smell enough already." + "I can recognize him by scent." Bud, I love how you haven't forgotten this scent after reviving. No factory reset on that sniffer of yours, lmao? I don't think I hallucinated it, but did the LMK twitter say Macky had an apartment but he didn't pay the bills and got kicked out? hence, homeless wet rat. does he transform into a cat for scraps outside Pigsy's Noodle Shop.

we DO need more corpse!macky 😤 i forget everything that was said but there was a post by @shadowpeachyuri that talks about how we need more corpse!Macky

also: DO PLEASE SHARE THE FIC WHEN YOU’RE DONE!!!

i honestly love fics that explore Macky’s death and how he’s technically not supposed to be here. like in s3, they say that his whole reason for being back is because of a deal he makes with LBD (but that just implies that what was happening to him in the Diyu wasn’t fun. like he was a restless spirit or still being punished 👀👀👀 because why else would a dead spirit agree for revenge centuries/millennia later) also side note: y’all gotta read @cloud-somersault’s fic The Constellations Within Us bc it does a really good job handling the questions behind Macky’s death and resurrection (tho the epilogue focuses on Macky more bc it’s in his POV but the epilogue won’t make any sense without reading the first one)

as for the lmk twt, they may have mentioned that but i’m not on twt much so i can’t confirm that 😔 it does sound like him tho lol

[xoxoemynn]

Can't wait for Izzy to make a big deal about Stede coming back and messing with his boss' brain while Stede goes "sorry what was your name again?" ✌️

Fun fact: Izzy is actually a balloon boy filled with helium and when Ed cut off his toe some of the helium started to escape so Izzy had to bandage it up.

Then Stede decides to take a leaf out of his son’s book and goes “who aaaaaaare you again?” And Izzy gets so mad he bursts through the bandage.

Then all the helium shoots out of his toe hole and he just ZHOOOOOOMS up into the sky in dizzying spirals before eventually landing PLOP into the sea.

Stede has already forgotten about him again before the splash.

[pretentiouswreckingball]

hiii looopsis!!! 🚀