#i’m sorry i’ll leave

[devils-yui]

“But Dr. Sawyer is evil!” “He’s the one that tortured everybody!” “Stop simping for him!”

And quite possibly, who else is there to simp for in this game. What other ADULT character has been known so far that reaches to a “simp”able-enough point.

This game has mainly possessed toys that bear the souls or whatever—of children. Unless there has been one specifically noted in documentation and lore notes IN the game ACTIVELY referring to them as an adult pre-transitioning into the creatures they become like Dr. Sawyer.

I am in fact NOT hearing you out and I am putting WARM butter in your socks

[queen-in-white]

“This wasn’t murder, this wasn’t an accident. It was an act of god!”

And as we all know, god is a vicious two faced prick-

[ivysodaxd]

polyamory is so fucking awesome like you’re telling me i cld have two whole girlfriends and i cld ship them together?!?!? that’s fkn amazing i’d be living the dream

[only-one-brain-cell]

🎶you taught me a secret language that I can’t speak with anyone else.🎶

[bluecookiedisaster]

so if you put a paralyzed person in water are they considered plankton-

I lost the post on my dash where this would have been a fun addition but these are the krill that blue whales eat! Some people think krill are like nearly microscopic or something but they are very decently sized shrimps

[hannaxjo]

Honestly, I would love to ship Hiccup and Astrid. I mean I get it, they’re cute as hell and both iconic as fuck. I love both of their characters, so it makes sense that they’d be a badass couple. It’s just…you cannot convince me either one of them is straight.

[hotdogmchiggin]

I guess DARE wasn’t a thing in Goron City

[trying-to-jew]

Constantly torn between my desire to convert and the crushing weight of knowing that I won’t be able to exist in the wider fandom spaces that I love without being constantly reminded that Jews are always guilty until proven innocent post-Oct 7.

[iamred-iamyellow]

toss your dirty shoes in Charles’ Washing Machine Heart

Things I've heard people call Charles' car —

1. Samsung smart fridge [ new ]

2. Washing Machine [ new ]

3. Tractor [ fan favourite ]

4. Tricycle

5. Horse Carriage

6. a flintstone car and his feet are sticking out the bottom 😭 [ real ‼️ ]

7. Microwave

8. Supermarket trolley

9. Wheelbarrow

[myokk]

some really fast pen sketches

[thirtyskeletons]

i unfortunately have a disease and it’s called Can’t Stop Drawing Duck Team.

(inspo for callie’s tulip bantu knots from here!)

[totally-razzical]

when the sneeg gets snagged <— is in visceral anguish 

(Please lemme know if this is not how you do an image description correctly or if I should add anything! Be honest! As I have never done this before and would like to do better moving foward.)

[Image ID: A couple of pieces of fanart of the streamer, sneegsnag. The first image has a drawing of him making a confused expression in the top-left corner with his hat turned backwards, two doodles of him wearing his hat in different ways in the top-right corner, the writing around them saying “Is seeing all the horrors, all of them actually.” and “Y’all we vibing.” And the last one at the bottom having sneeg and ranboo holding eachother while shocked. The second image has sneeg looking scared and yelling “What is the sick place!” as he gets dragged away by two masked henchmen /.End ID]

[chuluoyi]

you keep yapping about lads lads and lads girl when will you write jjk again :(

whoa nonnie. first, i’ll have you know that you’re kind of rude :)

and second, this kind of ask is exactly what makes me reconsider to stop writing jjk for good bc what is the psychology behind forcing fic writers to write what you want? and worse, policing me for “yapping” about what i like to play these days in my own blog? just so you know i won’t stop talking about lads anytime soon and that’s that

please don’t normalize forcing fic writers to be your content machine— we’re all writing for fun only but this kind of treatment completely ruins it

[smolldust]

blood TW

fueled by nothing but this post I saw, rule #34 by fish in a birdcage on loop, and autism, I drew this on my phone

I’m normal I promise

devil eyes au by @naffeclipse

Post that made me do this /pos

[sneezarify]

you know when you’re about to fuck, and they push their dick right up against your hole?… Now imagine that’s the exact moment they get a tickle in their nose. (And boy it’s obvious!. Their nostrils start to flare, twitch and wiggle, just as quickly their hands move from their dick to their nose).

[flea-the-circus]

even if ronance isn’t endgame, i need nancy to have an arc where she chooses her friend. in my head, the only thing that makes sense is nancy choosing robin. not even in the romantic sense (although i would die of happiness if it was), just nancy remembering her choices and not making the same mistakes she made at sixteen.

having nancy go through four seasons of chasing/grieving/fighting for her best friend, only to turn her entire character into a plot device for steve or jonathan, would be the worst possible choice the duffers could make.