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fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition

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uh- octopus gummies?

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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The girls

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Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

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Did a couple of edits on this Michael fanart I did a bit ago, I just felt there was room for improvement

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tma staff I think about at least once a week:

- how lonely the original elias bouchard must've been to be replaced like that - no memories of him were altered, and yet he didn't have anyone who cared about him enough to know he was gone

- that small time frame when jon and gerard both worked at the magnus institute and didn't really know each other. but could

- the fact everyone in gerard life saw him as an instrument to the point of him being used against his will even after his death

- tim's "what did she look like?"

- people dehumanizing jon to the point that he wasn't able to consider himself- and be. a human anymore

- a knife in martin's hands

- gerard keay's last thoughts

- how michael shelley trusted gertrude and cared about her

- jon crying and saying "I'm sorry" again and again

- "I don't forgive you"

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cracks him like a glowstick

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reposting my own Tweet (from 3 days ago) here 💖 enjoy

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Michael, you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in the summertime.

Edit: i forgot to say, but yes! The caption is indeed lyrics from the song "White Winter Hymnal" By Fleet Foxes!

Super inspired by @weevildead 's michael painting! I hesitate to post this bc it was super experimental, and i hate the hair and how unblended the edges are w the obvious layers and weird blurring and stray marks...but idc im posting it.

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Redid this and got rid of the door cuz yall can’t control yourselves

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Hey Magnus enjoyers,

Are you all aware of this dress from Robert Wun's 2025 Fall collection?

That's her.

That's the Mother. Or potentially Annabelle in her most powerful form.