#i’m sorry i had to

[inamindfarfaraway]

Robotnik in Sonic movie 3: I’ve come to make an announcement! Agent Stone, you are the love of my life. You’re my best friend and the only family I need. I’ve never cared about anyone like I do you - well, I’ve never cared for anyone much at all, but nobody has ever cared about me like you do either. Thank you for always being there for me. I’m sorry that I ever doubted you, and that I have to leave you so suddenly. But know this… I’m not dying to save the world. I’m dying to save my world.

Robotnik: Now, allow me to explain why the moon is cut in two. That’s right, the moon has been cut into two pieces by a giant space laser. You see, Knuckles the Echnidna and Tails the Fox are bitch-ass motherfuckers -

[katsukisbimbo]

“shhh” he whispers against your ear, his breath sending shivers down your spine. you turn your head to peek at him but he clicks his tongue n forces your head to its previous position and you’re forced to watch the various spiders pass by the empty storage closet you both currently occupied.

“someone’s going to hear us..!” you whispered hastily, heat crawling to your neck and up to your face. “not if ya keep your mouth shut yeah? you’re such a good girl, darling. i know you can keep quiet for me, mm?” hobie sweet talks you as he presses his fat tip against your drooling cunt and roughly slides it up and down.

“hobie, i can’t..you’re too big i’m.. i can’t take it” you struggled, feeling his head catch your cute little clit. “nah love, you’re ready for it. i know you are.” he kisses your cheek and laughs. as you’re about to ask him to fuck you slowly, he pushes his fat cock fully inside you and shoves two of his gloved fingers inside your mouth, pressing down on your tongue.

“fuck, such a good little ting ain’t ya? always take my cock so good, yeah” he hotly mutters against your shoulder, slowly fucking you into his submission as he always does. “imma fuck you so full of my cum babes, fill this cunt so full you’ll feel me for days.”

your eyes nearly roll back to your head. you love creampies, especially hobie’s. they were always so thick and so hot it felt as if he was leaving a mark on you. “fuck please hobes, i need you to fuck me full” your head falls to the side, resting against his shoulder but he takes it as a hint to fuck you even harder, the grip you had on his arms weren’t anything compared to your grip last night.

“yeah? want me to give ya a baby?” he smirks, knowing you’ve been aching for a baby since you encountered mayday. “fuck. god. please.” you whimper against his shoulder. “‘m gonna cum hobes..!” the warmth in your belly snaps and you squirt all over hobie, staining both of your clothes and leaving your juices on your thighs.

“good girl.” he grunts, feeling your pussy clamp down on him. “you want my spunk? want me to cream this pussy and make you my baby mama?” he continues to mutter into your shoulder, absolutely pussy drunk.

“y’gonna cum for me hobes? cum. please. wanna make you a daddy” you whine, squeezing your walls tighter. a groan suddenly escapes his lips and his body goes rigid. you feel his cock twitching with each spurt of cum that splashes against your walls.

“such a sweet ting for me” he kisses your cheek. “g’na be a great mommy too.”

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Taylor during surprise song o’clock.

[doctorsiren]

may i humbly request a doodle of 42nd united states president bill clinton 🙏🙏

oops wrong bill

[anyanp]

what if twink Geralt and buff Jaskier

[danganronpa-textposts]

[lettingtimepass]

Has this been done yet?

[parsleysaauce]

Augustus where the hell you been loca????

[bunni-lee]

itachi chasing cock <3

[justa-sadjellyfish]

Hey Richie maybe if you have overactive sweat glands STOP WEARING SO MANY FUCKING LAYERS OF CLOTHING

[kasieli]

When they said “blend in with the crowd,” they didn’t mean that. | From this scene in Winter Soldier because I saw it again and had to recreate it with these two

Bonus:

Feat. Poppy forgetting that Ominis is blind

[alexturntable]

Max in Singapore

[mxrmaid-poet]

anyone care for some dark humour?

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees]

Torturing Loop time!!!

[cassieisinthebasementt]

There the same picture your honor

art for the first image by @linkeduniverse

[grayintogreen]

NO MATT DONT DO AN ELVIS IMPRESSION YOUR VOICE WILL GET STUCK THAT WAY.