#i’m sorry for my (hilarious) disrespect

[kuchipark]

Who is your favorite recurring character?

[slttygeto]

༉‧₊˚. "Shut up, mom!" prank with JJK men.

➜ featuring: nanami kento, gojo satoru, geto suguru.

➜synopsis: your child(ren) has a death wish for sure.

➜note: wasn't able to pick a name for nanami's child. also sorry to the anon who sent this, i had a hard time understanding the request at first. anyway, part 2?

༉‧₊˚. reblog + comment!

༉‧₊˚. NANAMI KENTO

“You need to start learning how to fold your clothes,” you mention casually to your daughter as you carry a basket of warm laundry to the couch.

“Why would I do that?” Nanami’s eyes look up from his book, but he doesn’t budge.

“When you move out, you will only have yourself to rely on,” you continue with the advice and your daughter rolls her eyes as she makes her way to the kitchen.

“Ugh moving out this, moving out that. Just say you want to get rid of me.”

“What–I would never, I’m just reminding you that one day you will become an adult and–”

“Oh just shut up, mom!” 

You truly gave birth to a mini you, a prankster. When you first saw the tiktok trend, you and your daughter had giggled to yourselves at the thought of getting a reaction out of her father. Though, you did warn her of the repercussions. Your husband did not play when it came to showing respect to you.

“I beg your pardon?” Nanami sits up from the couch so fast, it almost makes you jump out of your skin. You don’t have time to react, or hold him back before he is storming towards the kitchen where your teenage daughter was hiding. “What did you just say to your mother?”

“I said shut up, because she was bothering me.”

“And you think that’s one way to speak to my wife?” You see his eyebrows furrow, he even slams the book he was reading down on the kitchen counter so hard that his arm veins are about to pop out.

“Kento,” you walk up behind him, calling out his name softly.

“No, let me take this.”

“No baby listen–”

“I said I will take this.” It’s only when he repeats himself in a stern manner, that your daughter starts to giggle nervously.

“Daddy, it was a prank.”

“Yeah, baby it’s a prank.” You rub his shoulders and biceps reassuringly. Your daughter quickly wraps her arms around his waist and buries her face in his chest.

“I’d never be disrespectful like that.”

“Yeah well, it almost gave me a heart attack,” his voice is now much softer and warmer as he exhales, running his fingers through his daughter’s hair. He pulls you towards him and kisses your forehead before patting his daughter’s head.

“Now, whose idea was it?”

“Mommy’s.”

“Hey!” 

༉‧₊˚. GOJO SATORU

“Hey Ryuu, could you take out the trash please?” 

“No, I’m busy.” Satoru’s ears perk up at the sound of his son’s tone. But he doesn’t budge from where he’s standing in the kitchen.

“Baby, it’s been sitting there all day and it’s full. Could you please–”

“Shut up, mom. I said I’m busy.”

Normally, Satoru wasn’t easy to rile up. His relationship with his son was hilarious, one where he doted on his child whilst the latter pretended as though he couldn’t stand all the love and affection he received from his dad. But despite all the love that Satoru had for his son, you were number one. You come first, you are his wife and the mother of his child. When his son will leave, you will be the one he gets to spend the rest of his time with–and when he decided to marry you, a child wasn’t even in the picture.

So he will be damned if he was just going to stand there and let his son talk to you like that.

You freeze when you feel a sudden surge of cursed energy–you knew your husband when he got angry, it clouded over the rational part of his brain. So when you see him start to walk upstairs where his son is, you have to physically grab his arm to stop him. Thank god the infinity was off.

“Satoru– toru! Baby!”

“Who the fuck does he think he is, huh?” His eyes are glowing. You really shouldn’t have played this prank on him.

“It’s a prank baby.” 

“A prank?” It’s fascinating how this man can go from 0 to 100 back to 0 so quickly. He calms down so fast, glancing at the top of the stairs where he sees his son standing with his hands in his pockets.

“I told her it would be a bad idea.”

“I–hey! I didn’t think it was gonna be this bad,”

“I did,” Ryuu starts to walk down the stairs and past you two. “He’s said it before. He doesn’t play when it comes to people showing you respect, even if it’s his own son.” 

Satoru can only sigh at his son’s words before staring at you. “Don’t do that again.”

“I won’t…But I won’t lie, seeing you riled up like that–”

“I’m too old to have a sibling!”

༉‧₊˚. GETO SUGURU

Your girls were a giggly mess. You shush them before saying very loudly.

“In what world is this acceptable?” 

“Mom,” your daughter, Tsukimi, feigns an annoyed tone, refusing to look up from her phone. “I really don’t care.”

“But I do.” You stand over her bed, motioning for her twin sister to get into the role as well.

“Does it matter?” Asahi uses the same annoyed, bored tone. One that quickly catches Suguru’s attention. He walks into the main area from the garage before hearing the argument upstairs. 

Quickly wiping his hands with the dirty rag attached to his pants, he starts to make his way up to your twin daughters’ room to see what it was about. 

“Of course it does, I’m your mother.”

“You’re really just pushing it.”

“You sneaked out last night! Do you know how disappointed your father will be?” Suguru freezes up at the revelation. But he doesn’t let his disappointment or anger get the best of him, maybe the four of you can work this out–your girls were at a rebellious age, this was bound to happen and all he needs to do is figure out a way for all of you to get along without–

“Aren’t you supposed to be our best friend or something?” Tsukimi sits up on the bed, furrowing her eyebrows in a way that reminds you how similar her and her father’s features are. 

“Right now I’m your mother.” 

“Oh would you just shut up?”

A loud slam makes the three of you flinch, and you turn to find Suguru standing by the door looking as angry as a raging bull.

“Who said it.”

“Wha–”

“Who said it. Who was it?” He is so furious you could see steam coming out from the top of his head. “Have you lost your fucking minds to be talking to your mother like that? Did I fail at educating you or what?”

“Suguru–”

“No,” he puts a hand on your shoulder, gently pushing you out of the room. “I need to talk to them.”

“No wait, listen–”

“I don’t want to hear it.” When you see that he had a stern look on his face, you realize that you need to save your daughters from the prank.

“It was a prank. I promise you.” 

“It really was a prank,” your twin daughters are sitting on the same bed, looking as sheepish and as guilty as ever. 

“And it was my idea,” Tsukimi adds. 

“And I didn’t stop her.” Your thumbs trace his cheeks, smiling apologetically at him. “Sorry,” 

Suguru sighs, resting his hands on his hips as he shakes his head.

“Fucking prankters. That almost gave me a heart attack.”

“But admit it, we’re good actresses, right?” Asahi asks with a grin and Suguru chuckles before ruffling her hair.

“Yeah, you sure are.”

➜ ┊: COMMISSIONS | KOFI

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[ham1lton]

YN on tiktok: hey guys! can you watch my boss for a sec? Lewis: 🤨

author’s note: omg spinoff four. i promised to take a break. i apologise 😔 feel free to send more scenarios/ships u wanna see with assistant yn! i might even start doing texts as well as these mini ig posts. whatever you guys think is best.

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yourusername: lewis be like ‘yn get off that damn phone, stop taking pictures of me and go do your job!’ but he doesn’t even know i run a successful ig page with tons of hot sexy bad bitches who follow me.

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-> yourusername: i appreciate this, but i post for the bad bitches only.

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bestie: i look so cute in the second picture fr 🥰

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-> user9: all she did was bully him and flirt with his girlfriend??

-> user8: exactly 😔

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[tiredtaffy]

obsessed with him. i’ll explain why i make him like this under the read more. this WILL be long so uh get ready for that. there WILL BE SPOILERS FOR KITTEN BURST UNDER. if you aren’t okay with that do not click.

okay so i have a lot of thoughts about kitten burst (it is a good game go play it NOW if you haven’t >:D) but my friends @buginyourcomputer and @larachnae watched me stream it and when hugo came up i voiced him like i did most of the others.

however during his speech i made him such a soggy, pathetic man. voice cracking as he mentions how he’s learning perspective transitions and asking m0lly how many peopled liked his speech and asking how many views he has, near tears. just a complete and utter clown. we thought the bit was fucking hilarious so we continued with it but. the sogginess seems to be supported by his character.

look at these lines and TELL ME that DOESN’T radiate sogginess.

hugo has more lines that are like pathetic as fuck but i’m not willing to go through the whole thing again to get the screenshots. he’s so beloved to me though. whines at you that he’ll kick you if you disrespect his dogecoin (i mean hapicoin) again. he’s being an awful person in the time you see him but in the ending where you merge the planes he changes for the better. he can BE a good person and i wish we could see that side of him. the bitterness he must have felt the whole time, the same way del and eclips and 0rator and literally EVERYONE felt, and causing the most damage must have led to such guilt. not knowing where hapi is, the cat that changed his and everyone else’s lives, never being able to truly apologize. trying to reconnect with all of shiver or at least canonically s4br afterwards. he extended his reach and felt sorry enough that s4br of all people believed he changed. i think of him a lot outside of my “haha soggy. sogged up cryptobro. with your stupid fucking segway.” jokes. all that said here is soggy wet cat hugo.

[reiwanwan]

How peaky men fart ‼️

So….today we will be discussing the different ways that I personally think these peaky men fart, maybe I will make this a series like “Unhinged peaky blinder headcanons” And if you have your own unhinged headcanons that you want do feel free to ask! my request are very much open

Tommy 🤍

- most people are convinced this man doesn’t fart, but it’s a natural human function so of course even tommy shelby needs to let one out

- Dead serious expression and completely unfazed

- His farts have no sound and they dont even stink so no one even knows if he farted

- He also has pretty privilege and he knows that so he uses it to his full advantage

- Because of that he has the ability to fart loudly and no one would even bother to think it was him because pretty people dont fart

- In the scenario where if he let one out silently and it did stink he would probably just light a cigarette afterwards to cover up the smell

Arthur 🧡

- Loud and unapologetic

- Disrespectful.

- Absolutely no consideration for the people around him

- He would let it rip and laugh and say that it was the “sound of victory”

- He farts the loudest and is very proud of the volume of it

- He wont fart around ladies though

-Buuut if you were a guy, I’m sorry but you are going to be his victim

-He is kind enough though to let you know if he’s going to fart

John 🩵

- Now this one does NOT let you know when he is going to fart

- Always blames it on someone else

- Has the WETTEST farts and you’re always having to ask him to check his boxers because you are so sure he shit himself

- He does the classic “pull my finger” joke with his kids

- If you were laying down next to this man i’m sorry but you are getting dutch ovened and you will suffocate

- After he lets you out he apologises and says “must be the cabbages you made earlier”

Alfie 🤎

- Another loud farter here, second to arthur

- Also lets you know when he’s going to fart

- You guys could be walking together and he will stop you, “Hold on treacle…” and then proceed to rip ass.

- Will continue holding your hand as he farts

-If you seem embarrassed he will turn it into a whole monologue when he’s done and when you guys continue walking

- Gives long-winded explanations about how it is “A normal human bodily function”

- “you see love…holding it in wouldn’t be healthy because you see right…it’s a sign of a proper, working digestive system, its how god meant it to be”

Michael 💙

- Oh boy please don’t ever call him out he will get defensive and his ego will be CRUSHED

- Really feels like farting is emasculating and will insist on holding it in till he gets home to let it out

- Polly can always tell when he needs to fart for some reason and will tell her stubborn son that he is allowed to fart

- But in the case where he desperately needs to fart, he will excuse himself and go outside

- And boy does he let that one go wild because he’s pretty sure that fart cured all his stomach problems

- His farts doesn’t smell too idk why I just feel like he wouldn’t have stinky farts

Finn 💛

- Everyone pushes the blame onto him if they fart

- Especially arthur

-John would blame it on finn if he was sitting next to girl that he fancied. “Ughhh finn you nasty bastard…letting one out next to a lass?”

-Tommy would fart and then blame it on finn if someone smelt his own silent fart and everyone around will he quick to believe him

-Poor Finn

-If he farts he will be very embarrassed

-but understands its normal so he would try not to make a big deal out of it and man it out lol

-If people do start laughing at him though, he will join and laugh along just to save face even if it did actually hurt his feelings just a wee bit

That is all lovely human beings please do let me know what you guys think of this. The reason for writing this purely because I was super bored and my imagination goes wild and also because I thought that it would be completely hilarious lmao xx

[kurimiaki]

”I’m sorry, but, you’re just not my type. I think It’s best we just stay friends…” character interaction with Lilia please?

tw: yandere, unwanted physical touch

You don’t think you’ve ever seen him laugh quite like this.

Not fully chortling, but close to it. He snorted once to your meek admittance after a brief moment of tense silence; a snort that quickly devolved into a muted chuckle, then into a loud, barking laugh, one that had him tossing his head back in a belittling display. Eccentric as your friend is, this is serious. It’s not right for him to be laughing. It’s as if, instead of a heartbreaking confession, you had told him something grossly hilarious, or made a disgusted face after begrudging gobbling up a foul concoction of his food. You’re completely serious, having recited your clipped rejection repeatedly, methodically plotting out the best way to ease him down. Quite reasonably, you balk at the harshness of his response.

“L-Lilia…” You try, brows furrowed, guard raised. He lifts a hand, nearly tapping your lips, and you step back. Meeting your eyes, Lilia lifts his other hand to rub at his mouth, sighing into it so as to compose himself.

It doesn’t work too well; you’re much too funny, much too cute, with that adorable face all twisted up in discomfort. Jittery, your sporadically rising chest hints to a bubbling anxiety, which he’s the inherent cause of. Lilia giggles.

“Look at you, all out of sorts! What have I done to warrant this fear of yours, my dear?” It takes a half-second for him to apparate before you, pink-tinted crimson irises peering directly into yours, the tips of your noses touching. You gasp at his jarring intrusion; a discrepancy he regularly commits, and one that you’ll never desensitize to. Rapidly scooting away, your heels scraping against cobblestone, you find your back to a wall.

Cornered, just as he likes you.

Trepidation overridden by a zip of fury, rage at being so quickly cowed into submission, you disregard your conviviality and politeness, openly sneering at Lilia; who only seems capable of smiling at your rapid descent into discomfort and aggression.

“Oh, come on,” you spit, putting your hands to your hips, tilting your chin up at him. He quirks a brow, eyes squinting up with the slightest hint of displeasure. Lilia is not one to be so openly disrespected. “Don’t act like you don’t know. I don’t wanna be mean or anything, but you’re really—“

Before you can even begin your strew of accusations, prattling on about how weird he’d been as of late, touching you too much, scaring off your friends— he’s upon you. Lilia, in a flurry of rapid movement that your brain all but fails to compute, grabs your waist, spins you into a cobbled wall, and pins your arms behind your back. Your cheek briefly hovers above the cool stone, emitting heat, before soaking in the chill as he eases himself against your back, forcing you completely to the hard surface.

There’s a strength in his grip that leaves you breathless and reeling, out of sorts, having never been manhandled with such unshakable power. You buck and struggle, kicking your feet back at him, but he slips a lithe leg between your own. Locking up, your eyes go wide.

Impossibly close, he mutters into your ear. “I’m… what? Acting weird?”

Fanged teeth graze at your earlobe, and blood rushes to your ears. Save for the thumping of your heart, pounding at your eardrums, it’s silent in this hallway. Lightly, his breath tickles your neck. You regret having asked to meet after school let out.

[kinsey3furry300]

My (very late) take on Ricky “Jupe” Park from Nope.

So, when I was a small child, my sister and I were taken to a local museum by my father and it was a wholesome and fun day out for all the family EXEPT FOR THE BADLY TAXIDERMIED WHALE SHARK HANGING FROM THE CEALLING MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?! It was huge, it looked and smelt terrible, the room was poorly lit and crowded and decorated to look like the bottom of the sea and you had this thing with it’s huge open maw hanging right over you all the time. I distinctly remember that I couldn’t look. I could not look. Between the, the ocean episode of walking with dinosaurs, the underwater segment of myst, and fucking books like this that were everywhere in the 90’s!

Fuck you Nigel Marven and Jasper James, Fuck you.

…both me and my sister developed a lifelong fear of being eaten alive by giant, aquatic-type monsters. And because it was advertised and a film about a brother and sister fighting off little green men, and not advertised as a film where 40 people get fucking vored by a flying Portuguese man of war, me and my sister saw Nope together in the cinema and ohhh boy 1, did I catch shit from her about it, to this day, and 2, while I love that film, it scared the shit out of me. It scared me so badly I tried not to think about it until I plucked up the courage to re-watch it this weekend.  So I’m a little late to the party, but speaking on behalf of people terrified of being gobbled up by ever-present sky-sharks (you know they’re there prove me wrong!), I’d like to talk about Jupe.

How was this not a best Supporting Actor win? Give him all the awards!

I’ve seen a surprising amount of commentary say that he’s an idiot for endangering and getting all those people killed, and that he deserves his fate, and while there is a little element of truth to the first part, I can’t fathom the second. One, no, no one deserves that and two… Do, do you guys know how story strucure works? Jupe is a foil for OJ. His life and arc mirrors OJ to a surprising degree: they’re both people of colour working in a white-dominated Hollywood system who have been held back by, or are stereotyped because of, their race. They both witness “a bad Miracle” that’s starts with a strange popping/crunching noise (the balloon for Jupe, Jean Jacket regurgitating indigestible items above them for OJ), that results in death, where a seemingly imposable thing happens (a coin falls from an empty sky, a shoe balances perfectly on one end) and where they are spared death because they don’t look the danger in the eye (Jupe has the table cloth between him and the chimp, OJ looks around whereas Ottis senior looks up and so is hit in his unprotected eye), and are traumatized. Both deal with the trauma badly, and surround themselves with constant reminders of it (Jupe’s Gordy shrine, OJ’s horses and ranch. I mean he keeps the fucking coin!). Both try to commodify and sell their trauma for fame and fortune (the paid tours of the Gordy shrine, getting that “Oprah shot”). Both also want to use Jean Jacket to reclaim the heritage that the film and TV industry has taken from them (OJ wants to save the ranch and memorialize his family’s role in the invention of film, Jupe wants to be remembered for the Starlight Lasso and not just as that Asian kid who survived a chimp attack, for taming the beast, not just surviving it). Both unwittingly train JJ to attack humans (Jupe by teaching it to associate people and music with food, OJ by putting it off horsemeat by feeding it a decoy). Both are a bit greedy, and kind of disrespectful to the dead, and nether Get Out (couldn’t resist sorry) when they should. Both put their family, friends and strangers in danger to get their payday, and both get at least one person killed doing it.

So why does the film kill Jupe and his family in such a hilariously awful way, but spare OJ and Em (and Angel: we love you Angel)? What’s Jupes fatal flaw, that greek tragic hubris that dooms him and that separates him from OJ? Why is he the one who gets vored by an angry stetson? Is it a eat the rich narrative? A critique of the idea of Asian Americans as the “Ideal minority?”. Is it killing off the comic relif, or just done for shock value? No, I don’t think Jordan Peele would be that heavy handed or un-imaginative. I think it’s something far more clever.

It’s this: from an early age, Jupe was trained to perform, whereas OJ was trained to handle performing horses. OJ thinks about how to safely provide the spectacle, whereas Jupe was trained to be the spectacle. OJ communicates with Angel in clicks and gestures without realising: OJ’s internalised how to talk to horses, how to use body-language. But Jupe...His plan, upon finding out that there’s a UAP flying around his home is to build and stage and make it into a rodeo attraction. That’s not a sane person’s reaction, that’s how Homer Simpson would try and Monetize first contact with alien life. That’s how Peter Griffin or BoJack Horseman would treat ET…. That how a 90’s sitcom character, who never got over that one role, would treat the situation.

Every time a name is mentioned in the chapter titles of Nope, the living being it refers to dies… except the title card “Lucky.” The horse (so long as the final shot is real and not Em hallucinating) lives. It (and OJ) makes it out. But then again….

Jupe probably thought of himself as Lucky, after the Gordy incident. He was probably told time and time again that he was Lucky, until he internalized it. He learnt the wrong lessons from the experience, he learnt that he not only needed to perform, but that he was special. “You’re’ chosen.” He learnt that he needed to perform, to be a spectacle, to survive a horrible industry that swallows people whole and chews them up and spits them out and occasionally has animal control shoot its stars dead if they go of script. He was conditioned, and trained, from an early age to treat everything that ever happened to him as part of a performance, until he can only talk about his own trauma in terms of how good the SNL take on it was.

And like every other trained living being taken from their natural habitat and forced out on stage as spectacle in this film, his training fails him at the worst possible time.

He’s “Lucky”, and he’s tragic, and he’s just another victim of spectacle, and that’s the scariest part of the film. ...Other than the FUCKING MURDER PANCAKE IN THE SKY OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

[riacte]

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SHUT UP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VOTE NAWT MY ICONIC DIVORCED PARENTS 😭😭😭😭 I’M PROPELLED INTO THE STRATOSPHEREEEEEE

voting for qoh bc rk would’ve wanted it 🥺 i miss them forever and forever ueueue

also sorry but the blue stalker is the ultimate exterra sexyman. those fanfic authors gave them so much personality when all they want is to unalive rk 😩 rotating the iconic enemies to lovers 20k oneshot in my brain

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I’m more surprised by how Blue Balls is in the semi-finals

Anyways I’ll be voting for RK, he’s a pathetic wet paper bag of a Lykos lmfao <3

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dude my name is blueballs how did you NOT expect me to be in the semifinals lmao

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HELP NOT A CC (Crew / Comms) NOTICE EXTERRABLR SCATTER

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I BELIEVE IN BLUEBALLS SUPREMACY #BALLSWEEP

By the way, QoH stans rise!! Did you forget our awakening? Remember the starry suit she wore for the 2109 gala and how everyone was immediately like 😳??? And she rolled up the sleeves?? Remember the x reader fics on Launchpad?

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Yeah, because I’ve read them. Hey, some fics were pretty good.

I also voted for Queen of Hearts. I mean, just look her at her. And as a fellow Lumian, I’m obliged haha.

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… Oops, total containment breach now? Mods I’m sorry, you guys don’t have to eat the spaceship that you promised to—

But onto more important things: RK’s own GUNNER didn’t vote for HIM??? And voted for QoH??? LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS. the total betrayal. it feels like he’s cheating. the disrespect for RK. i love it.

Also, Hand, you read QoH x reader fics? Any recs lmao? And did you read the bad boy RK ones?

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So I’m learning from my dash that the Hand himself voted for QoH over RK???? My Treebark ship just sank in two seconds. Wtf.

#BALLSWEEP btw

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Lololol the Hand’s narcissism is really showing. Look at him voting for his pre-transition self. He’s so vain.

@/exterrasexymenpoll can you please remove the Hand’s deadname? It’s disrespectful to transgender people.

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are you fucking for real, believing in the trans qoh/hand theory in this year?? they’re completely different people. shut up and ship treebark lmao

still funny that the hand didn’t vote for his bf and went for his bf’s ex gunner—

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Hey, I know sunblr hates corporations but as the CEO of ConCorp, I feel rather… mystified that I got out in the first round. Was my mad scientist jacket not enough?

Personally I’m surprised that Xisuma Void got further than me. Anyways, supporting the Queen of Hearts.

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??? Look at how much this poll breached containment? First a CC notice, and then a racer notice, and now a fucking CORPORATION??? Mr Cubfan I am So Sorry but I think people were just too excited to vote for the Catmaid—

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

A/N : This will be part of a fic coming soon 👀

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yourusername It’s you and me for life 🤞🏼 little girls need to learn their place and not talk out of their ass, because when it comes to him and mines, I don’t play about it and I don’t have a problem with checking a hoe 🤭😜🤪

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yourbestiename Damn okaaayyyy sis, talk yo shit.

yourusername 🤭

jackharlow You know what? As much as I was worried about this whole thing, it was hot watching you put her in her place. Let’s start making babies noooowwww!!!!!

yourusername LET’S DO IT 🤪

urbanwyatt Stfu with your lying ass, you were shitting yourself thinking y/n was going to get arrested or something.

jackharlow 🤫

user So what she said was a lie?

yourusername Sure was, bitch was just talking out of her ass.

anitta I meant no disrespect but it’s sad you’re letting a man come between our friendship

yourusername No disrespect? You lied saying you slept with my fiancé, then went to the press and gave them some fake ass intel. Then lied on my name saying I was sleeping with Daddy Yankee, not only did you lie on me and my man, you lied on a married man, a man who stays away from drama. Miss me with the girl empowerment bullshit of yours, you’re not a girls girl and people need to start seeing that. I did what I did and said what I said, and I don’t regret it.

yourusername Let this be a lesson to you and to anyone who wants to try me and my relationship next. I don’t play when it comes to my personal life, play with your mama not me. Good luck at the awards tomorrow 😘

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jackharlow Not to be cocky, but let me be cocky….. Y’all should’ve known not to mess with wifey…. She doesn’t play any games when it comes to me and our relationship. She WILL jump tables to get to someone….. I love you baby, it’s you and me until the end of time ❤️‍🔥

urbanwyatt 😭😭😭😭😭😭

2forwoyne NOT THE JUMPING TABLES BECAUSE THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

jackharlow FOR YOU!!! I was scared!!!!

neelamthadhani Meanwhile where was Urban?

urbanwyatt RECORDING THE ENTIRE THING!!!!! 🤪

druski2funnny Send that shit on the chat now!!!!!!

claybornharlow Crazy shit but how did I get water thrown at me? Your aim sucks sis

yourusername Sorry 😣 you were closer to her 🤷🏻‍♀️

yourbestiename 😭😭😭😭 Why did I miss this????

jackharlow 😩😩😩

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yourusername Greatest revenge? Beating her in all the categories she was in😜 Okaaay, I’m done being petty 🤪💅🏼 BUT THANK YOU TO MY FANS!!! You are all too good to me and I’m forever thankful for all of you. To my fiancé, thank you for always pushing me and hearing my crazy ideas, even if those ideas are being outside the box and doing things people aren’t comfortable with. Latin music has been dominated by men for so many years, so to see women do their thing and get the flowers and recognition we all deserve, that means the world.. NOW RUN IT BACK BECAUSE LIKE MY FIANCÉ SAYS, WE’RE HUNGRY AND WE GOT MORE TO DO!!!!!

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urbanwyatt It was fun watching you win and watch her face every time 💀💀💀

yourusername Urb and his messy era and I’m here for it 😈

claybornharlow Proud of you sis ❤️‍🔥

2forwoyne Shit I don’t know who was being more loud, you or jackharlow

jackharlow Me for sure 😭😭😭

claybornharlow Yeah right 🙄

badbunnypr POR ESO ERES LA DURA DE LAS DURAS 🔥 🔥 🔥

yourusername BENITO 🙈 gracias por siempre.

jackharlow So proud and in awe of you. Forever your number one fan and hype man. I love you my baby, and yes indeed, we have more to do and we’re just getting started!!!!!

yourusername I love youuuuu. Now time to focus on your album 👀

user Album????? Please share something with us.

yourusername That song that’s been all over TikTok? It’s already a hit, now imagine when the full song comes out 😮‍💨 that’s all I’m saying. Because there’s a Little Secret and I’m in love!!!!!!! 👀 🤭

jackharlow Not you dropping hints 😭🤪🤪🤪

yourusername Don’t act like you didn’t give me the green light to say that.

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jackharlow My fiancé is THAAT chick!!!!!! Watching you perform two times and seeing you win all the categories you were nominated in, it’s such a great moment. My baby did the damn thing and I’m beyond proud of her. We’re only going up from here!!!! I love you baby.

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urbanwyatt 📸 By me duhhh 🙄

yourusername Thank you Urby ❤️

yourusername Thank you bubs 🥺🫶🏻 having you and the fam with me tonight, it was extra special. I love you.

djdrama There she is 🔥 🔥 congratulations 🍾

neelamthadhani That’s right!!!! Congrats sexy mama 🙌🏼

champagnepapi Wifey is a beast 🔥

jackharlow She really is.

yourusername ☺️ 🙈

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jackharlow Celebrating her ☺️❤️ I can’t wait to marry you yourusername

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yourusername Bubs 🥺 te amoooo 🫶🏻 por vida 🙈🤪

yourusername I can’t wait to have babies with you.

jackharlow We can definitely start now, you know practice 😜

yourusername I can’t say no to that… omw 🏃🏻‍♀️

claybornharlow Get to it then because mom said there’s not even any planning going on.

yourusername It’s happening soon 🤞🏼 we’re just enjoying being engaged 🤗🙈

jackharlow We actually have a meeting with the wedding planner tomorrow so we’re excited about that.

urbanwyatt FUCKING FINALLY

cozane We can start planning for bachelor party. Strip club yes or yes??

selenosunni YES

2forwoyne Duhhh

druski2funnny Is that a trick question?

champagnepapi Don’t be getting Jacky boy in trouble now 👀

jackharlow 😩😩😩

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[t-the-ring-master]

Hi, I hope your day is going well. I have a few questions; do you write soulmate au's? When you say you write for something like a movie do you write for all characters in that movie? Is the Mulan you write for the animated one or live action? And do you write romantic for Fink from wild robot if so is that with animal reader? Is a dialogue prompt enough when requesting or do you prefer a plot of some kind?

Thank you and sorry if that is a lot of questions I only just found your blog!☺️

Oh wonderful! My first ask! Thanks so much!

Okay so, soulmates, yep! I write basically any AU, you can pick the soulmate bond as well. I have no qualms, my personal favorite is the one where they have the first thing they say to each other. Because just imagine you wake up one day, and suddenly have “what up loser?” On your side or something. That’s hilarious to me.

As for the movies, with Mulan specifically, I only write animated. (The live action was filmed in an active concentration camp, they removed characters and basically destroyed the original antagonist, and Mulan herself and every struggle that she had that made her earn her respect. Also they made Shan Yu - you can probably tell he’s one of my favorite villains- sexist when in fact there were women in the Huns that help higher positions than men and definitely had more respect. Anyway, I found the live action pretty disrespectful to the original and just everything else.)

And I only write animated beauty and the beast, because it’s my favorite and I personally didn’t like Emma as Belle, because she obviously didn’t do research over the corset and didn’t understand how it was simply underwear back then and it hurts to be doing farm work without a bra, and I know from personal experience. (The corset was made by a French woman to compliment the figure, and the tying super tight wasn’t common, popular or often, that was also done by the French nobles because it’s the French nobles.)

But the live actions such as Cinderella, and little mermaid and sleeping beauty (maleficent) are able to be written, as I love both sleeping beauty and Cinderella because they feel more in depth and just closer to the originals whilst doing their own thing with actresses who respected the original story, voices and film. And little mermaid was pretty nice too, I just didn’t like the new songs in it aside from maybe one or two.

And when I say all characters, normally yes. As long as that character isn’t super young when it comes to romantic, so normally I’ll age them up. I’ll even do human AU as well.

The wild robot, the aristocats and others, yep I will write for in romantic as well! I can do human AU or even just an animal reader! I read that stuff too, don’t worry lol.

You can request what you’d like. You can request a specific scenario you’d like to see, let me run wild(I will probably end up with angst unless specifically asked for fluff or something, because I’m a monster. I’ve killed my friend’s favorite characters and I’ll do it again.) or you can ask for headcannons or just mini blurbs. Or even incorrect quotes and crack fics. I’ll write basically anything as long as it isn’t against my rules.

And don’t worry about questions or anything! Ask as many as you like because I’m having fun and procrastinating on my stories over on quotev and here. 🤣🥰

Thanks so much for the ask!

[judasisgayriot]

I never got in any fuckin trouble for Petrellicest bc there’s no one in that fandom and absolutely nobody gave a shit lol so I feel like I had such a skewed perspective, like I’ve seen several people be like ‘we used to be a country fob fandom is so small now’ etc but to me, bandom is probably the biggest fandom I’ve ever actively been in?? lol

Like, the culture shock from my carefully crafted Nathan Petrelli gifset getting 4 notes to waking up to … 100? 200????? notes on a pe terick gifset was mindblowing like there are actually PEOPLE here. So I feel like I’ve lived this kind of charmed fandom life in a way where I’ve gone about my merry way literally doing whatever the fuck I want and not getting shit for it bc I’ve spent all my tumblr life in tiny tiny fandoms (I was in les mis fandom 10+ years ago but within a pretty small enclave of people, most of whom I’m still mutuals with lol *waves hi, mouths ‘sorry’ awkwardly again*) and then after that I’ve spent most of my time with the only things I was super actively/intensely into fannishly being ‘one specific production of Jesus Christ Superstar where it was just me and my close friends and no one gave a shit that we shipped Jesus and Judas apart from that hilarious anon I got once saying it would be disrespectful to title my smutfic ‘The Second Coming’ (ok I still have to stand by that one lmao), and ‘Heroes NBC, where there are like 6 people who hang around and everyone’s into like at least ONE really problematic ship’ lol.

Not to sound naive because I knew what the fandom landscape had turned into, but then going from blogging about my niche incest ship all day and night without a care in the world to like, there being discourse and drama and stuff, the biggest culture shock ever lmao. Having like 30+ people I had enthusiastically followed or interacted with on the way in bc I’m full of whimsy and here for a good time systemically block me bc of associating w the Wrong people who ship things in a bad evil problematic way or whatever was crazy to me I had never experienced that kind of pure nonsense lmao

Anyway mega whatever to all of the above bc, as you have to in any fandom, I found the cool, right people and also made some real deep genuine friendships and yay, who cares about any of the rest of it. But basically, to me, 6 Notes Anni, there being so many people in fob fandom and so many people ready to start stupid shit has been wiiild

This is such a dumb long ramble lmao. I only started writing this post bc I was thinking about how there was no drama in heroes/petrellicest bc no one cares, lol even

[muffinsin]

Well, my friend groups been mean to me as of late. They have been making fun of my appearance which is fair enough i’m not the prettiest person, loudly in public- people i dont even know have been laughing at their jokes. Ik i’m just being sensitive n its just a joke so i asked them to stop joking about it in public which led to them doing it more often as its funny when i go bright red. Theyve been saying to me that autism isnt even a thing n i’m just seeking attention, some of them anyway, the others like to do things that trigger me occasionally.

Anyway i started to stop hanging out with them the past few days slowly which started a chain of arguments. I told them i didnt want to be friends with people who have been using me for a but of a joke, they then said that we were never friends in the first place- i never got the hint and whenever they got bored theyd try n get reactions out of me bc it was hilarious to them- had another gc with everyone in it but me. Never invited out either. Called me delusional too, quite the shocker who would have thought, n proclaimed in public about my attachment to the dimitrescu sisters. I got called alot of names. Trigger warning- they told me to go slit my wrists n follow through with it.

So I’m currently thinking about the dimitrescu sisters to distract myself. Cassandra mostly- i speak to the posters i have of them n cuddle up against them which kind of helps ig. Like i said I’m delusional 😅

Ik this is just childish n i need to get a grip but i’m on the verge of having a bit of a breakdown.

-deluded anon

(TW, mention of bullying, harassment)

First of all, hon; your feelings are entirely valid.

And with (really no-) respect (-at all), fuck these people. They’re awful humans for treating you this way, especially so after disguising themselves as friends.

Regarding the things mentioned in the first paragraph. “Pretty” is immeasurable. Perception varies from each person. Just take a piece of art for an example. Surely not everybody is going to come to an agreement over a piece. Some might say it’s divine. Others have a different opinion on it. Try remembering that it’s not about being “the prettiest person”, because there is no such thing. Another example could be made of the Dimitrescu sisters, if that helps. Some argue Bela is the prettiest. Others argue Daniela is, and others argue Cassandra is. There is no right or wrong. Claiming “you aren’t the prettiest person” is simply one viewpoint🙌 aside from all this, it is absolutely wrong for people to target you because of your appearance, no matter what.

The next point is being “sensitive”. When you dislike something, especially someone’s joke, you are not being sensitive. Being made fun of is not pleasant nor right, and getting upset over it is perfectly valid.

I am proud to hear you’re trying to distance yourself from these so called “friends”. Despite not knowing them, they seem like a horrible and disrespectful bunch. Regarding being called “delusional”. I don’t necessarily see it as a bad thing at all. Can it lead to bad situations? Sometimes. But the word itself is not an insult to me. It’s a character trait, hon, and it should not be used as an insult. I for one describe Daniela as very delusional on a regular basis, and still love and support that fictional woman with all my heart. Delusional is but a trait, but it doesn’t define a person.

Saying such things and treating you this way is horrible, I’m so sorry that happened to you hunny.

It’s great you’re able to find comfort like that! It’s very admirable in my eyes. Again, “delusional” isn’t necessarily bad. I have friends that talk to stuffed animals. I have friends who cuddle up to them and act as though they are Alcina. I have friends crying and talking as though Alcina or one of the sisters is there with them. If it comforts you, that’s what matters, hon🙌

And lastly, it is not childish at all. I do hope you will be able to rid yourself of such horrible people, and find loving and respectful friends! :)

[tariah23]

The disappointment that other ppl feel whenever I tell them that I don’t want to EVER work in the art field will always be hilarious to me. I’m literally a hobbyist. I love drawing too much to do it as a career. Outside of commissions and just drawing for fun, man I’m cooked.

I’ve had sm ppl over the years go “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?/ WHY ARENT YOU IN YOUR CAREER!?” Whenever they ask to see my stuff whenever they find out that I like to draw (usually from other ppl since I never bring it up ever on my own unless we’re talking about art or whatever.)

This happened a bit while I was at the spa as well working as an attendant cleaning up after dirty white ppl all day who never washed their hands after leaving the bathroom and leaving their hair all over the floor after brushing it in the mirror and leaving blood all over the toilet seats, and, and- sorry, I’m having flashbacks lol (no but idm cleaning jobs at all, I just hated that ppl didn’t clean up after themselves knowing that OTHER ppl would have to go behind them. It’s so disrespectful to me, man. They don’t respect service works or other people who they have to share the public with. It’s quite frustrating really…)

One time, this white girl used one of the showers that was out of order even though we had a sign on the door stating that it was like, in big letters (the shower actually worked but the door knob was just broken and we closed it down for maintenance to have it fixed. She used it since it was the shower/steam room lol) and it was almost time to go as well and this stupid lady wet the whole floor all the way up and my sister and our friend who also worked there, complained about stupid guests doing whatever they wanted and the girl pretended like it wasn’t her (her hair was literally wet 😭…) and walked out quickly going “have a nice evening!” Likeanjaaja we had to do more work and stay later than usual because you decided that you couldn’t read all of a sudden today.)

[galewingpirates]

Baratie Arc

I LOVED THIS ARC

Baratie Arc? More like Sanji Arc- Ok ok ok let’s get started.

First of all: New crewmate!!! Sanji is so cool. His backstory was probably the darkest of the crew that’s been revealed so far bc like. Starvation is no joke. ALSO ZEFF CUT HIS OWN LEG OFF TO SAVE SANJI?.?? that’s his dad. Idc who Sanji’s real dad is, ZEFF is his dad.

Zoro’s friends were so funny in this arc too like how are they still alive 😭 I’m glad they’re ok though. Full body iron fist or whatever his name is? He was INTERESTING WHY DID THEY JUST USE HIM TO INTRODUCE SANJI AND GIVE LUFFY A REASON TO STAY AT THE BARATIE FOR LONGER THAN HE HAD TO. BRING HIM BAAAAACK I WANT SANJI TO KICK HIM IN THE FACE AGAIN!!!

Also Mihawk. All hail Mihawk. He’s so great omg I want more Mihawk content and I want it now. He’s my fave he looks so cool I want a poster of him

ZEFF is chill, I like him. He’s funny. The fact that he hits people with his hat while he’s wearing it is hilarious and I love it.

Also idk why but I rlly like Sanji’s shirt. Like- the stripey blue shirt. It’s my favorite thing ever. Also Sanji gets so angry so quickly and it’s absolutely hilarious like he was so calm until Fullbody spilled the soup. He curses so much and I appreciate that.

IM SO CONCERNED ABT THIS CREW BTW CAUSE LUFFY JUST PUNCHED DON KRIEG THROUGH THE SPIKES AND ZORO GOT DESTROYED BY MIHAWK- WHERE IS THEIR SURVIVAL INSTINCT 😭

Also Sanji saving Luffy from drowning 👍 they’re besties now I don’t make the rules

I think Usopp has all their survival instinct at this point

Alright, I might rewatch this arc later, I really liked it! It was cool 😎

Baratie Arc notes (I made these as I watched the arc)

Be warned, this is essentially spam that makes no sense if u don’t remember every little thing that happens in the arc

Why do they have so many limes??? I mean It’s good they had them bc scurvy is no joke but WHY

ALSO THE “hooray hooray!! Hooray hooray!! Hooray hooray!!” IS SO FUNNY

“A certain hawk-eyed man you’re looking for is there” 👀👀👀👀👀 HIM?????

“OUR DESTINATION IS..” IM FINALLY GONNA KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE BARATIE OMG-

🧍‍♂️ “Barateeay”????? What?????

THE MARINES R HERE TOO???? 😭

Oh the iron fist guy is kinda cool tbh.

“They’re an eyesore. Sink ‘em.” DAMN. NVM IG???

I’ve heard OF Arlong before but now I’m actually seeing the wanted poster and Nami is crying??? 😟

Did. Did Luffy just hit the Baratie with a cannonball.

FIRST SANJI SIGHTING IM GOING FERAL AAAAAAAA THERE HE IS!!!!!! ITS HIM!!! I WANT A PLUSHIE OF HIM I CAN THROW AT THE WALL. If I don’t like Sanji’s VA I swear I’m throwing myself into the sun.

He’s great. Sanji is great. So cool. (Also Zeff sounds like a muppet and it’s so incredibly funny that he bonked Luffy with his hat)

“Sorry sir, don’t know really. Looks like he’s floating. Then again, it kinda looks like he’s drowning, but it’s hard to say for sure.” Sanji is so funny I love him

Why did Sanji put his hand in the spilled soup though??? 😭

“The customer is always right”? No. “The customer will get kicked in the face”.

WHY DID LUFFY AND ZEFF FALL THROUGH THE CEILING??

WHY DID FULLBODY SHOOT ONE OF HIS OWN MEN IN THE RESTAURANT??? I AGREE WITH LUFFY THIS RESTAURANT IS CRAZY

Ok wait no it wasn’t Fullbody I got confused.

Sanji is so slay though. He’s so silly.

“I REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOUR REFUSAL” I’m- ????? 😭 this is so good

Sanji stop throwing dishware into the sea 🙏

LUFFY GODDAMNIT WHATS WITH THE DISRESPECT FOR DISHWEAR IN THIS EPISODE

“Finish pouring it yourself” IM SOBBIMG.

Nami scamming Sanji is the funniest thing ever but also like free food is so good so I get it

Don Krieg this Don Krieg that IDC

“I saw things that I couldn’t bring myself to believe” IS THAT MIHAWK??????

IT IS!!! IT IS MIHAWK!!!!!!!!

Also Usopp’s scream is great lmao BUT THE LOOK OF TERROR ON EVERYONE’S FACES!!! Mihawk is great :]]]

Also I thought Sanji had a painting of cheese earlier but it’s a map 😭

“Perhaps you interrupted him during a nap” I love that that’s canon in the live action apparently omg Mihawk is great

Why does one of the Don Krieg Pirates just have a shirt that says ‘war’ on the back??? 😭

What’s with the freaky green candle??? OH ITS MIHAWK’S FREAKY GREEN CANDLE. MIHAWK MY FAVE. HES SO COOL. Also I didn’t mention this earlier but why do the cooks have giant cutlery weapons???

Anyways Mihawk :]

Oh WOW he cut that boat clean in half. They’re gonna need some flex tape.

WAIT NAMI STOLE THE GOING MERRY??? HUH???

also Mihawk’s little ship is so funny why is he using candles in the ocean 😭 how did his boat not sink??? So many questions HIS BOAT IS SHAPED LIKE A COFFIN HES SO GOTH

Where is this man’s shirt. 🧍‍♂️

“Just killing time.” MIHAWK. I’m a Mihawk stan now istg.

Mihawk is so cool, also how in the world did he win that fight with a tiny dagger??? Also the ‘I’m afraid I don’t carry any smaller blades’ WOW

JESUS CHRIST THEY WERENT KIDDING WHEN THEY SAID SANJI ALMOST STARVED. Also that pearl guy is weird.

I love how much Sanji curses omg. ALSO GIN IS SUPER STRONG???

“He’s our cool-headed cold-hearted pirate fleet chief commander Gin.” Why. Why was that sentence so long.

I like Sanji’s stripey blue shirt. It’s cool. It’s a wonderful blue shirt.

“Say, have you ever heard of the All Blue?” IM SCREAMING HE S SO EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

YOSAKU,,,,???? HOWD HE GET EATEN BY A SHARK AND HOW IS HE ALIVE (Also the chefs loving Sanji’s soup 😭)

Why does Sanji have a suitcase of kitchen knives.

ALSO SANJIS BACKSTORY NEEDS TO STOP MAKING ME CRY

[thoughtsforsoob]

responding to the anonymous hater in my inbox

a/n: guys it was so hard to write this response with eloquence but I wanted to show that I'm capable of not letting anger completely control my actions! while I did consider turning off anon for a while, I decided that would be fair to those who want to request without showing their actual profile. also, please be kind to others. you never know what someone else is going through.

(I put a break so that you don't have to read if you don't want to!)

the comments sent to my inbox:

“You're content actually sucks. You should quit now😢😢”

“I recommend going to university for journalism or writing or something, cause your writing sucks. And everyone who follows you have zero taste whatsoever. Imagine how the people you write about would feel if they knew you did this. They'd probably hate you. You have no real love for them, just lust”

“Miss 'Ari', I find it hilarious how women always complain about people sexualizing them, while dressing in the lamest excuse for clothing ever. Yet, look at what you write about. I'm sure if a random guy in your life wrote these things about you, you'd call him a creep. So, what does that make you, Ari? “

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my response:

I just want to write this message to the person who sent me all of these extremely disrespectful comments. I do not appreciate that fact that you left these but, everyone is entitled to their opinion! If you had some constructive criticism that would have been helpful but you chose to just outright be rude, which is not cool at all. I know this is cliche but I highly doubt you would appreciate if someone did this to you or someone you care about. Then again, I question if you truly have the capability to care about anyone but your own ego. 

Not that I need to justify myself to you but your little jab about “going to university” is pointless because I am in uni. I am studying English and Japanese. If anyone between the both of us understands grammar and language as a whole, it would most likely be me.  

Lastly, this sort of writing has been around for a long time and it isn’t going to stop. I have the ability to respect my idols and write this content as well. I’ve been to concerts and have been about to compose myself like I usually do at shows. I actually saw txt live twice and composed myself like a normal human being (im not sure if you could say the same but I’ve seen them in person and had an interaction of 2). I’m sorry if that makes you upset or jealous. 

If the roles were reversed, I truly wouldn’t be very bothered because as an artist you should know this type of content exists. If you don’t wanna see it, don’t. If you do, then you can. There are literal videos of artists/actors/kpop idols reading thirst tweets but thats not weird according to people like you. 

I will not waste another moment of my life responding to your disrespect but I did wanna let you know what I thought about your commentary on my writing. Please have a good life and find peace. 

[btsqualityy]

One day after they came back from work together, Haru notices Bri hasn’t been quite herself. Usually she’s so lively even after a long day and she’s willing to talk about their day at work. Even though she was tired, she was always so excited to start the next day but that night, he really felt something was off for no reason!

“Can you please just tell me what’s wrong?” He demanded to know once they were back in their bedroom. Bri was busy folding her clothes and she shook her head no at his question. But he didn’t like the way she was avoiding him. With a few steps in her direction he was behind her, gently massaging her shoulders in attempt to soothe her

“Something happened at work today and you don’t want to tell me, is that it? Something that I didn’t notice happening?”

Brielle nods her head, tears already forming in the corner of her eyes. He guessed right.

“My love” he whispers “turn around so I can see your face”. She does how he asked, and he’s so pained to see how sad she looks.

“I made a mistake at work” she reveals “a big one. I-I.. there are two dishes in the menu t-that are written in a similar way and I switched them.. like more than once a-and the pricing was so different but I don’t know why I didn’t notice. I’m sorry Haru, I didn’t mean it to do such a mess”

“Hey, it’s not a big deal really! And you shouldn’t apologize to me for that, because I know you can’t help it sometimes” he assured her, cupping her face in his hands so that she could feel a little better. But an idea popped in his mind.

“Someone has said something to you, am I right? That’s why you didn’t want to tell me?”

She didn’t want to admit it, because she knew how protective her husband would get with her. But he was right.

“The new guy you hired a week ago. He noticed my mess and he pulled me apart to tell me. I said sorry and he told me that I shouldn’t apologize to him, but to you”

See, this is the only thing that can make Haru truly angry. Someone disrespecting his wife like that. He pulled her into his chest, stroking her hair in attempt to calm himself down.

“I-in my defense, he’s older than me and I didn’t want to disrespect him”

“I get that, my love, I get it. But almost everyone is older than us in this business so there’s nothing wrong to be tough when needed”he stated firmly and she nodded into his chest.

“I’ll make sure something like that never happens again. Maybe… maybe I should call your dad and tell him so that he can give that guy a lesson uh?” Haru said and his smile grew bigger when he heard Brielle giggling loudly

“Oh, his face changes completely when he’s in protective mode, it’s hilarious”

“Trust me, i know that face” he mutters, making bri laugh again.

As they’re giggling together now, their noses are touching and Haru presses a soft kiss to her lips. And another, and another, until they’re making out softly, his tongue sliding against hers as she wraps her arms around his neck

“I’m going to have a nice talk to this guy tomorrow morning, and fire him if I need too” he says as he breaks the kiss

“Haru” she whines “ you can’t do that”

“And why not?”

“Because you can’t protect me from the world”

“Yes I can” he scoffed “ and I will.”

My poor Bri 🥺🥺she really would feel so bad and I can see that discouraging her a little bit but Haru would encourage her 😌not gonna lie though, my heart melted when Haru said he can and will protect her from the world because he really tries his best to do just that 🥰