#i’m so fucking funny

[extratiredofyourcrap]

H

HEY GUYS-

WHY

WHY DOES CW HAVE A CLOCK BELT????

IT SEEMS LIKE SUCH A

WAIST OF TIME ?!

[realautisticlightyagami]

demons don’t have to sleep so after ciel goes to bed sebastian goes down to his room, gets out his pc, and starts streaming cooking mama on twitch he has 42 viewers

[the-unseelie-court-official]

すべてに従って Plan.

(編集者のメモ、plan 計画を意味します)

[urfavoritedcwhore]

hello my lovely followers! this is a personal post but…..i have officially decided to leave NYU. i won’t be going back after winter break, which im definitely happy about. NYU is definitely a good school, but it doesn’t fit my academic needs. i need to be challengedddd. also i’m very drunk right now, your little friend lux has gone to a frat party and had about 4 glasses of scotch!!! (i stole the scotch from a cabinet in one of the frat men’s rooms shh) i am currently in my dorm contemplating whether or not i should just smoke my cigarette in here or go outside. got it between my fingers and i fear i just might ignore campus rules and go for it. also im pissed at my boyfriend. also i embarrassed myself by yelling in a frat man’s face it italian then laughing like a manic. i told him i was tonka jahari then told him that i would never order a whole pizza for myself in italian. think imma yack pretty soon. this has been a blast. i love you all and would absolutely kiss all 212 of you on your lips. tonka jahari out‼️🗣️

[sinkingteethinwhitenoise]

[hailaskani]

I’m your Favourite Autist’s Favourite Autist

[sergeantsarga]

I NEED buff IceMan, AND I’M MEANING THIS VERSION OF HIM./hj

[dilemmaiscool]

[kaluaah]

he’s respecting the balance

[modifiedmemory]

I don’t think a clown orgy ever ends because they all just keep coming

[allieisacrybaby]

“they don’t offer collegiate tap dance.”- mom

“so what you’re saying is that it’s got un-tapped potential?”- me

[bastardcherub]

I spend way too much time laughing at my own fucking jokes. I’m hilarious and if u don’t see it then honestly I’m sorry for u </3

[areyoudreaminof]

Come on, Pinterest. When I ask for “club rat” I want a literal clubbing rat. Not a nepo model.

It’s for a thing.

[tyresdeg]

goodnight hope you guys enjoy that

[i-am-against-being-touched]

[wandamaximoffbae]

Guys it’s a bowl-frog