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those damn jeans~🎃
#JUST HEM THEM#OR BUY THE RIGHT INSEAM#those are like four whole fucking inches too long.#i’m his height.#i am able to find and wear the correct inseam#frank pls#he looks so tired and cute#i wanna smoosh his face and wrap him in many soft blankets#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#mcr5#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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i’m just gonna come out and say it
if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.
#like a good few inches taller#if you can’t relate to this thought process then keep on scrolling#call me toxic#call me petty#call me stupid#i don’t care#i know damn well that height doesn’t matter and doesn’t make one man better than another#it doesn’t represent dominance#percy is the better man because of his bravery and his loyalty and his unwavering goodness#but i’m so loyal to percy that literally anything that gives him any sort of edge over luke gives me satisfaction#LEAVE ME AND MY PETTINESS ALONE#unless you ageee#then please join the club#i swear to gods if even one person calls me toxic or says i’m encouraging double standards i WILL delete this app and im not bluffing#THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT#YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND#short kings i love you don’t even worry#this is between me and luke#and percy and luke#percy jackson#luke castellan#pjo#percabeth#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#annabeth chase#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo headcanons
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Spiraling at the fact that Loki is so tall. Like yeah, obviously he is… but I’m thinking so hard about it and it’s driving me insane… grrrrrrrrr I need him
The way he makes everyone look tiny.. I am unwell
He is so long
#maybe it’s because I’m very short but I’m like in awe of his height constantly#loki#mcu loki#loki mcu#loki odinson#loki laufeyson#avengers 2012#tdw#tom hiddleston
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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I had a thought on Twitter dot com that Vash from 98 and Vash from Tristamp are two different critters and I have decided that 98 Vash is like that chaotic Labrador running around the house while Tristamp Vash is more like a skittish gecko.
Observe:
Please share your thoughts I’d love to hear them!
#trigun stampede#trigun#Vash the stampede#tristamp#trigun fanart#Vash#ink doodles#dude sounds like a wet sock when he falls from tall heights#bc his palms and soles are sweating so bad when he lands flat on them they reverberate#like a gecko falling from the ceiling at 2AM#these are all real gecko poses btw I’m not making it up#PLEASE REBLOG THE ANIMATED GIF VERSION TOO PLZ
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started watching balloon smp it’s fun ( ・∇・)👍
#I love when character ensembles are just a bunch of ocs. Just like wild size and species and setting differences.#I think true to size is really funny but I can’t shrink them all THAT MUCH they’d be knee height. Yoda height. nahhhhhhhh#blsmp#hm… boys love shin megami pensei….#my art#minecraft#now. wat do I tag these guys as#buggleboos#socksbx#skullvolver#soma… just soma?? what is his twitch handle#woops#except that’s Mura#wait did buggle always have that eye scar im just noticing this. after I’ve drawn him#Nothing bad is happening in the let’s play where I’m at rn by the way it’s all fine. no one pushed anyone into a huge pit of evil Substance#balloon smp
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hc that Dazai made a point of calling Chuuya small when they met because Dazai was used to being the small one.
like, finally there was someone shorter than him. because let’s be real, Dazai was barely taller than Chuuya in Fifteen.
i think people forget how small Dazai was too— not just in height, but also in weight. He was underweight in Dark Era, but in Fifteen & even at present he's barely within the healthy weight range for his height. he was constantly described as a twig in Fifteen, and almost every time he's introduced in the light novels he's called lanky, slender, etc.
#even in terms of his present day height. like yes he’s tall#but he’s not even close to one of the tallest in bsd. he’s just tall compared to Chuuya#fic writers should really take advantage of the fact that Chuuya called Dazai a twig in 15#‘but what about broad shoulders Dazai?’ pretty sure that’s just how harukawa draws 😭 like basically every character has ‘broad shoulders’#if you look at it like that#i recently came to the realization that i gatekeep my hcs & theories fsr?? so i’m trying to change that lol#i wrote this in the tags of a post but figured it deserved its own post#rambling about bsd again#bsd#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#skk#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#bsd analysis#bsd meta#tw weight#bsd hcs#skk hc
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This is canon to me ✌️😔✌️
#would’ve made Bruce shorter if I could 😔#bruce wayne#harvey dent#jason todd#dick grayson#stephanie brown#tim drake#batfamily#height comparison#height headcanons#Bruce being shorter than his sons is soooooo important to me#and cute#and yeah Harvey deserves to be the tallest (human) rogue I’m not taking that back
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What are your thoughts on the bachelors heights??? I've been thinking a lot about Harvey and how much of a gentle giant he is, and I know you'd have some thoughts as well haha
!! harvey headcanons w/ his height
contains ; fem!farmer. mostly fluff. suggestive. reader is implied to be short / average height. tw; me saying like 10,000 times. sorta size kink. established relationship.
note ; i was gonna do all of them but i got too carried away lol
- he’s like, 6’2, 6’3.
- and omfg…
- 😮💨
- one of the first things you noticed about him was his height.
- when you were popping into various shops to introduce yourself and see what the town had to offer,
- obviously you’re not gonna miss the man TOWERING over the counter just feet away.
- and when you got closer to properly say hello, you were nearly craning your neck.
- he’s smiling to be polite, the corners of his eyes crinkling as he leans down to show he’s not intimidating.
- i feel like one of his insecurities might be his height a little bit.
- just because he’s aware of how tall he is, and how much it makes him stand out.
- ik he hates the attention it brings to him when he’s out in public.
- i feel like he lowkey tries to hide it, too.
- like, trying to sit in a chair when he’s in a crowd of people, flatter fitting shoes, hunching a bit when he feels distracting.
- but other then that, i don’t really think he minds all that much.
- maybe he did when he was younger, and it was more noticeable—but at this time in his life; he has other things to dwell on.
- especially after you once admitted that you’re really attracted to that part of him, (i.e drunkenly telling him u wanted to climb him like a tree once.)
- he got a little ego boost that day😚
- even tho he’s made aware of this; he’s still utterly clueless about it.
- when you watch him duck his head a little to avoid a dip in the ceiling…lord.
- when he comes up behind you to help you reach something on the top shelf, absentmindedly placing his hand on your waist and pressing up behind you, before handing you the object and smiling innocently after the fact.
- like he had no idea what he just did.
- WHEN HE LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOU EVERY MORNING.
- even sometimes when he’ll cup his hand along your jaw so subtly, lifting your chin.
- and he STILL has NO IDEA what he’s doing.
- i just imagine like, you’re distracted looking at something outside, and he’s getting ready to leave for work but there’s no way he’s not about to kiss you goodbye like always.
- so he just cups his hand under your jaw to bring your attention back to him, planting a soft kiss, and turns to head out.
- you just look at him in awe, frozen in place, to which his face drops because now he thinks something’s wrong and he’s just like, “what? what happened😧?”
- there’s a lot of little things harvey does to remind you of your height difference.
- aside from the moments where it’s totally obvious.
- such as laying in bed together. he’s just engulfing you, feet hanging off the end if he straightens himself entirely.
- even when you stand up and he’s still laying down, and you can just see how small the bed actually is compared to him. (& after u get married u both have to go mattress shopping together 😭😭<33)
- which is also another reminder because when you sleep in his bed at home, you’re just a third of the entire mattress.
- that time when he was trying to move past you, so he placed his hands on your hips and lifted you a bit, only to then instantly remove his hands despite him being married to you for a year.
- when u try to take a bath with him😭😭
- it’s just not comfortable. it’ll never be comfortable.
- for some reason, i feel like him being oblivious to how attractive you find it, makes him more attractive.
- cus he’s not doing these things to get a rise out of you, he’s just merely existing. so for him to find out that he turns you on by just being himself…yeah. that does something to him.
- he’s so not the type to throw you around in the bedroom. he’s just not.
- & he never will be, too.
- but sometimes, when he gets into it, & he sees you underneath him…he gets it.
- how when he holds you, he’s literally holding all of you.
- only you have the capability to make him feel cocky.
- in general tho, i don’t think he thinks too sexually about it.
- although, after a while he does start to think of it as an advantage.
- when you’re passed out on the couch, or even outside, he doesn’t have to try very hard to scoop you up and carry you to bed.
- the times when you visit him at work, dropping off a cup of coffee, and all he has to do is lean over the counter to give you a chaste kiss.
- when it’s crowded while you’re brushing your teeth together in front of your tiny bathroom mirror, so he just stands behind you.
- and despite him being the sweetest, gentlest man ever,
- to the unbeknownst eye, him being so large is intimidating.
- if he were to take you out on a date in the city perhaps, where the crime rate is significantly higher, he can use his height as another excuse to keep you safe. despite you being the one that could actually do damage to a potential threat💀
- no one would want to approach a man towering over everyone else, and a woman w a fucking sword sticking out of her backpack😊
- if that were the case, he’d do anything for you.
- even when you’re in the comfort and safety of your little town, he’d still do anything for you. i don’t think there’s any surprise in that.
- he likes the fact that you’re at the perfect height to rest your forehead on his shoulder when you come up behind him.
- & vise versa, when he wants to rests his chin on your head.
- i think it’s safe to say that one of his favorite ways of showing affection is kissing you right on the top of your head.
- he really is a gentle giant 😭😭🩷
#ੈ✩‧₊˚ headcanons#i’m 5’3 so his height difference makes me giggle & twirl my hair a little#stardew valley bachelors#stardew valley x farmer#sdv bachelor hcs#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley x reader#sdv harvey#harvey sdv#harvey x farmer#sdv harvey x reader#sdv harvey x farmer
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James Potter is the kind of guy to lie about his height, just not in the conventional way. Allow me to elaborate:
He’s 6 feet even but tells every other guy he meets he’s 5’10. Why? To see the sheer panic in their eyes
#‘nah man you’re taller than that’#James: ‘nope 🙂 five ten even mate’#Regulus beside him who’s barely an inch shorter: ‘I’m 5’9’#Sirius who’s shorter than Regulus much to his disdain: ‘…guess that makes me 5 fucking 8’#remus whose height is just obscene: ‘6’1 :)’#(he’s not)#marauders#jegulus#james potter#regulus black#starchaser#sunseeker#regulus x james#regulus black x james potter#dead gay wizards#slytherin skittles#regulus arcturus black#the marauders#james fleamont potter#kairospy headcanons#james potter hc#james potter headcanon#incorrect marauders era#marauders headcanon#marauders era
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Design notes (+ a little Portal clownery)
#this is only when I really take the time to draw them properly and not fucking rushing the fuck out of my hand on stream to get my silly#stupid joke out of my head. because when that happens the only thing that can tell them apart is wukongs phoenix feathers and the thin hope#that I’m conveying their personalities correctly HEHFHSBB#WE GO FULL SONIC/SHADOW IN THIS MF!!!#I also live for macaque being ungroomed and not knowing what to do with his fur for the longest time bc he doesn’t really have anyone to go#to. bc of his falling out with wukong and because he would probably die before asking someone to brush his hair or smth hehffgsbv#probably makes up for it by covering it with glamor anyway. who knows *shrug*#also hiii peddling my wukong and macaque are roughly the same height hc *deafening silence*#this is partly because I can’t clearly imagine one being taller than the other and I just think it’s funny if it’s an ongoing argument betwe#between them for centuries. arguing whos taller even back when they were friends JDHFNSV#my art#myart#doodles#Lego Monkie kid#lmk#Monkie kid#lmk MK#lmk xiaotian#lmk six eared macaque#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk fanart#shadowpeach#but in a divorced way
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People are so boring about classic literature sometimes. Like I know it’s cool to be critical of men in books from the 19th century or whatever but it just leads to ripping out all of the nuance in favor of “Uh all of the Brontë men were evil and abusive and that’s all there is to those characters.” Say something interesting. I’m begging you
#yes this is about a class I’m in. what of it#There is a scene in Jane Eyre where Jane approached Rochester to ask him for leave for a few weeks to see her sick aunt#and he protests and makes a fuss out of it and he gives her a bunch of money and then takes it back and gives her less than he owes her#and if you read it in the strictest and least charitable fashion then you could say that Mr Rochester is an evil piece of shit who won’t#let Jane out of his sight and doesn’t give her what she’s due#but if you actually read it in the context of the book it’s so obvious that he’s joking around with her#and she’s ribbing him back in that same scene#because when you start out with the idea the Mr Rochester is an irredeemable monster and therefore everything he does is suspicious#you miss out on the very obvious fact that he and Jane are best friends! Their personalities gel perfectly#which is why they become so infatuated with each other#Saying ‘well Rochester didn’t give her all her money so he’s clearly manipulating and abusing Jane in this scene :(’#is such an awful boring take that ignores what Charlotte spent hundreds of pages doing with these characters!#try having reading comprehension how about that#wuthering heights#jane eyre#the tenant of wildfell hall
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this hasn’t left my mind since
“Yet in his hard face there was character, pride, and a savage defiance of the world.”
bonus:
because lopsided grins are incredibly dallas coded to me thanks to matt
#the outsiders#se hinton#s.e. hinton#dallas winston#mike faist#don’t reblog if you dislike matt’s dallas!#his contributions to fanon dallas include thick eyebrows-height-deep voice-ny accent#p.s i swear i’m not a dally only outsiders blog
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whoever reblogs this PLEASE put what you think kazu is showing them in the tags. TYVM
#annual kazbanten posting…….#they’re so vibes tbh. so surprised i haven’t drawn the first summer/autumn fits before#espec cuz i love them sm??????#LIKE THE VIBES ARE SO FUNNNNNNN IM QUITE LEGIT OBSESSED W THEM#the coloes are so nice. i’m obsessed w bright colors FR I have problems#tho i’m just now realizing that i forgot to. do. height comparaions#SO THE HEIGHTS MIGHT BE OFF. TEHEPERO#ohaur well#kazunari miyoshi#miyoshi kazunari#a3! kazunari#tenma sumeragi#sumeragi tenma#a3! tenma#banri settsu#settsu banri#a3! banri#a3#a3! art#a3! fanart#a3! act addict actors#a3!#a3! game#a3! mankai company#kazbanten#kzbntn#<- supposed to be platonic but like hey! if you see it as /ro IDM#ashipiko draws ♪#banri drove me nuts during this tho. am aware he doesn’t look his best but YKW IVE SEEN ENOUGH OF HIS FACE 😔
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They’re haunting the moors together
#wuthering heights#catherine earnshaw#heathcliff#it’s a dark year for gothic novel fans but I’m coping#these two are literally the blueprint for every insane soulmate ship that came after it#where would we be without whatever souls are made of his and mine are the same#it’s one of those books you read at 15 and then it rewires your brain forever
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