#i’m deprived LOL

[saccharind]

the blog has been extra lovey lately because i have an obsessive crush on my roller derby coach <3

they’ll be giving instructions and i will maintain eye contact without hearing a word. for an exercise they held me by the hips, then i held them, and i ascended. i would like to lick them

[ami-chat]

*imagines how a session would go, drunkenly*

[divorceblogger]

one must imagine I get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking about characters divorcing. and I do

[omega-e123]

Dude I’ve been having thots,, I must share them with you and get ur opinion or reaction especially since a lot of ur shadow smuts revolve around a certain hedgy having a breeding kink. Imagine if you’re on birth control tablets and he sees you taking them one day and you tell him what they’re for, I feel like he’d either get all grumpy and sad because oh boy does he have a massive breeding kink even if he knew rationally you probably were on some sort of contraception (that’s even if it could happen) or he’d get all gloomy n sad but would refuse to tell you because he thinks it’s silly and immature to feel that way especially if you’ve been together for a while, but I feel like he’d probably let it slip when you’re both getting freaky afterwards because it would mix in with his dirty talk about how hes gonna fuck the birth control out of you 💀

!! NSFW !!

This is in the time he’s not ready to be a father, but has the kink.

Shadow seems like the type of person to have discussed safety and methods prior along with whether or not if it’s even possible. He’s not going to take that risk, especially at your expense.

During the season, sometimes Shadow magically forgets. Absolutely fixated on you. Remembering causes him to get frustrated. The hell are you on pills for? You should be wanting a child just as mush as he does!

“Hmph. Do what you want. I won’t let something minor such as a pill get in my way. ”

Oh boy, if it moves on to sulking. The rush of emotions Shadow gets are definitely being internalized until it’s time to get down and dirty 100%. Like a balloon bursting as it slowly gets filled up with air. Those are rough sessions. Your poor legs won’t be working for a while.

Outside of rutting season, he rationally knows you’re on birth control pills. It still doesn’t lessen the embarrassment after Shadow’s hormones have calmed. His cheeks are going to match his gay highlights.

If the first time was spontaneous and he found out later down the line after multiple attempts, Shadow would absolutely be upset and annoyed. A pouty hedgehog is in your hands.

Grabbing you by the hips, Shadow leans in close. His breath tickling your lips, “You’re telling me all this effort attempting to put a baby in you was a waste of time?” A yelp is forced out of you when his hand slid down to firmly grab your ass. “Or perhaps, I need to try harder?”

Shadow struggling even more to keep his distance away from you, now knowing you’re on birth control. The pill is 99% effective and he is desperately trying to convince himself that 1% chance of it failing. Even then, that’s only if you’re taking them perfectly. Typical use is 91% effective. Odds are stacked against him, but Shadow is the ultimate life form goddamnit!

“Seven out of a hundred get pregnant on the pill… I’m determined to make you one of them.”

[kovalitics]

mildly obsessed with @hitwiththetmnt and their rottmnt dragon au

[2plolo]

Starting Gideon the ninth: wow, what a great book about complex lesbian necromancers being cool and emo and gay, with a great cast of supporting characters, and an interesting and mysterious plot! Cant wait to see what happens next!

Post Nona the ninth: this book is about humanity. It is about the soul. It is about love and It is about power and every devastating and wonderful emotion the human brain is capable of. It is about the meaningless bags of flesh that hold what is really important. It is about Christianity, and applying real human nature to its laws. It is about the end of the world. It is about a guy named John kickstarting the craziest butterfly effect ever. It is about

AND ITS NOT EVEN OVER YET!

[g0gglez-bl0gglez]

ART FINAL! + CHONNY!

I did the forest for the trees as a mixed media project!

[kittenninja14]

So like I was wondering… in the marvel movies Tony likes giving ppl pop culture-related nicknames like Legolas and Point Break. So we know that Tony calls Rocket “Build-a-bear” and Ebony “Squidward”. While those are pop culture-related as well, both of those references are related to kids. Squidward being from a kids show, SpongeBob, and Build-a-Bear, a kids store.

My question is… how does Tony know about these references if he’s (no offense Tony) old? Like SpongeBob came out when Tony was around 29. Dunno about u but I highly doubt that Tony would be watching a kids show at that age. As for Build-A-Bear, Tony was 27. Sure maybe he might have hopped into a BAB store and maybe he could have watched a few eps of SB bc he was bored buutttt… what if it was Peter who introduced him to these things? 

What if one day they were watching TV and Peter suggested they watch SpongeBob, introducing Tony to the show? 

What if Peter had mentioned in a conversation how he had always wanted a Build-A-Bear but couldn’t get one bc Ben and May had financial problems; to which Tony walked into that store and bought one to gift Peter for his birthday???

What if that’s why he knows about these refs? Bc of Peter?

https://www.tumblr.com/kittenninja14/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[thearsonistofarland]

Kraven the Hunter was actually pretty good when it was about toxic masculinity and reclaiming hunting and the fallout of someone cutting off their toxic family and how Dima still desperately wants his father’s respect even though that man has been nothing but dismissive of him but then the movie decided to be about the FUCKING RHINO

[sanasanakun]

Jimmy’s relationship to suicide is a little funny. Like he crashes out (literally) in the beginning and immediately is like AHHHHH!!!!!! -fetal position rocking sobbing- and then he survives and he’s gotta be awkwardly standing there going “oh….ummmmm well that was weird amirite, guys? Geez, who would…who would KILL THEMSELVES like THAT? I mean come on.” And later when he finds out about the Cyropod I just know he was like “um fuckinggggg score let’s gooooo” but when Swansea calls him a coward he immediately pivots to shooting himself as Plan B. Which is….just an amazing leap in logic. An absolute masterclass example of thinking on the fly from Mr. Jimmy Mouthwashing. And again before he activates Plan B he has an AHHHHH!!!!!! -fetal position rocking sobbing- sequence. Like brother….the second crash out is too much. make up your mind lol

[duckdodger]

WOO HOO 2K FOLLOWERS !!

have some quick sketches I might be busy tmrw becuz it’s my moms bday 🫶 TYSM GUYS !!!

[brawcolie]

Just thought I’d post some pics of my girlfriend and I’s billford cosplays at NYCC2024 :3 despite the…..signing incident…. It was incredible!! Guys Alex hirsch was RIGHT THERE….. IN FRONT OF US…. AAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHWHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA………………….

📸: @milfsatan 🚬🗿 (the coolest ever)

[luke-demoverse]

Can killer’s hate be flammable please

I want him to get too close to a candle and his face just combust

[lemonpoet]

Hahahaha I love having stayed up till 3:00am for nothing 😭 whatever screw me I guess

[devils-little-sistaaa]

Sooooooooo. are the combined PJO / Arcane fans ever gonna talk about how Jinx and Luke are mirrors of each other in many ways and yet literally everybody love Jinx (fair) but then 90% of PJO fans hate Luke’s guts (not fair). Are we ever gonna talk about this orrrrrrrrrr…………..???????

[corvid-and-flowers]

Kat looking at Elise like she wants that spussy