#i’m delusional but free ok

[ellisbian]

bnha will end soon, and i’m bursting with how much feelings i’m going through especially after i’m reading many congratulations already and thanking to horikoshi for giving us such amazing story. this manga has been with me when i was still in high school, i was just a teen back in 2017 when on that beautiful and older twitter i’ve seen people talking about mha, curiosity got me and i started it and it has been best decision of my life. because this wasn’t a shonen like others, mostly because izuku wasn’t like some other shonen protagonists. he was the voice of all that people that in their life no one encouraged them, that everyone underestimated because someone like them can’t do great things. but despite all they continued to follow their own dreams, no matter how much work it would take. deku has been all of those things, and it’s rare for me to kin a character so much, but he catch my attention because he was and is just like me. i’m not joking that the “deku wouldn’t give up” has been my mantra by now . so, here we are now soon at the end, but it’ll end knowing those characters got our heart and especially deku got kacchan’s heart and became his sun that he finally accepted into his life.

we love our hero academia and thanks horikoshi for showing us this beautiful art, reaching at a conclusion of bakugou and izuku’s development as both characters and their relationship

[inblurtub]

lovingly siesta | a smau | part 1

pairing(s): youngest sister leclerc!reader x lando norris, youngest sister leclerc!reader x f1 grid (platonic).

warnings: no face claim, age gap (25-18), protective charles leclerc, ooc

might be a multi-parts series

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc and 17.359 others

yourusername it’s outfit check week🤭

view all 1.001 comments

user1 y/n literally living our ferrari girlies dream life

user2 superb with that first outfit, its giving girl boss energy sis😋 keep going

user5 GIRL YOU WERE IN QUEENSLAND I WENT TO QUEENSLAND TOO😭😭😭

charles_leclerc ma pricesse maman’s gunna be mad if she sees the last 3 pics

yourusername keep it a secret from her then arthur_leclerc no i’m going to snitch u up, be prepared yourusername 😵‍💫 you childish sappy kid arthur

charles_leclerc but i love that you wear my hat

user4 charlie are you in search of a brother in law i would love to apply

user3 damn sometimes i forget she’s actually 18 now😭 time flies so fast, i feel like i’ve known her since forever

landonorris very pretty sis

yourusername thanks lan ur so sweet! yourusername @charles_leclerc @arthur_leclerc see! that’s how you guys should react to my pics charles_leclerc no lando that is weird why are you even here🤨??

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, carlossainz55 and 20.284 others

yourusername once a ferrari girl, always a ferrari girl. very much proud of my two brothers especially the appendix-less one✨

view all 3.935 comments

charles_leclerc …ok fine i’ll pick you up to party tonight, go get ready (but no drinks)

yourusername done deal 🫶🏻 you know you are my favorite siblings sharl arthur_leclerc what? lorenzotl she said it to everyone yourusername oof

carlossainz55 🗣️ me the smooth operator

yourusername yes you the smooth operator!!!

user7 at this point anyone could see lando staring down (much to my delusion) at y/n

user8 YES SIS i know that couldnt be only me that are delusional 😭

scuderiaferrari will we see you at our next race ms. ferrari😉?

yourusername yes absolutely spare me a seat at my bro’s garage!

you’ve got a text from @lando.not.real

yourusername has posted on her story

↳ charles_leclerc you left without me knowing?

yourusername don’t worry:) i got my friend’s accompany me, i am safe sharl charles_leclerc better tell me next time charles_leclerc wait wdym friend? who is ur friend when you go with ME to a ferrari’s party???

↳ lando.no.real can be ur cameraman for good🫢

yourusername is there a price for that? lando.no.real i’m exclusively free for you

[hrrtshape]

　loa myths. . . the evil eye.

we all know it’s the girlboss’s (you!! right there!!) favourite scapegoat, the every girl’s cosmic parking ticket. lost your airpods? evil eye. broke a nail on a fresh set? evil eye. crush left you on read? evil eye. it's the metaphysical equivalent of blaming mercury retrograde except, instead of the planets, it's allegedly powered by the scorn of envious onlookers and mediterranean aunties with olympic-level side-eye. but does it actually exist? or have we all just been psychologically waterboarded by folklore and tumblr witches with a mean streak?????

hi. i’m emma aka hrrtshape aka losing my mind, and this is my series on loa myths. let’s dissect.

if you’re even slightly invested in the law of assumption, if you’ve ever whispered "i've already gotten 100% on my maths exam" at your school's bathroom mirror like it’s conjuration, you know the doctrine : you, and you alone, script your reality. no outside forces. no vengeful spirits. no astral hitmen waiting to kneecap you for posting a thirst trap.

so tell me why the evil eye gets a free pass?

loa is built on one principle : your assumptions are reality. not your mother’s assumptions, not your hater’s assumptions, not the assumptions of some girl in your comments section who thinks you don’t deserve nice things. if someone could curse you just by glaring at your holiday pics with a heart full of malice, that would mean they have power over you. and that? that does not compute. not with neville goddard, not with logic, not with anything that doesn’t require a tinfoil hat.

"but wait," the superstitious cry, "what about all those stories? the ones where people start succeeding and suddenly, inexplicably, the universe bitch-slaps them back down?"

ok, sure. but let’s engage the last two brain cells standing : correlation is not causation. you didn’t spiral because someone hexed you. you spiralled because you expected backlash. because deep down, you still believe success comes at a cost. this isn’t the evil eye. this is self-sabotage in designer packaging. a cognitive bias with a mood ring. in other words, it's your own doing. sorry !! i say this from experience !!

and at its core, the evil eye is about envy. the idea that someone else’s jealousy is potent enough to kneecap your manifestations is, frankly, embarrassing. you’re telling me their side-eye holds more weight than your own self-concept????? that’s giving way too much credit to people who aren’t even in your tax bracket, let alone competing with the amazing-ness of your mind. if your reality is dictated by your own mind, why would anyone else’s bad vibes even make the guest list?

if the evil eye were real in the way people claim, it would mean that everyone walking around with an ounce of jealousy is armed with some kind of psychic bazooka, capable of obliterating happiness on sight. but we know that’s not how this works. you don’t see billionaires suddenly losing all their wealth because millions of people resent them. if collective envy had that much power, the entire celebrity ecosystem would collapse overnight. taylor swift would be playing gigs at a dive bar in ohio. jeff bezos would be begging on the streets. and yet, they thrive. why???? because their self-concept, delusional or otherwise, trumps the ill will of the masses.

let’s get existential. because i'm drinking champagne in paris ( power of manifestation,,,,, btw!!! ). fear of the evil eye is just another form of externalising responsibility. it’s easier to blame anonymous haters than admit that your own doubts might be the saboteur. it’s easier to believe that bad luck is some external hex than to consider that you, deep down, might not believe you deserve good things without consequence. every time you assume the evil eye is after you, you reinforce the idea that your wins are fragile, that you are teetering on the edge of ruin at all times. and if you assume that???? congratulations, you just manifested it.

so do you need to start flinging salt over your shoulder every time you post a beach pic? no. do you need to buy another etsy-certified "evil eye protection bracelet" from a girl named sagemoon333? also no. the only thing you need protection from is your own limiting beliefs. the moment you stop believing in external threats, they stop existing.

because at the end of the day, the evil eye is like a bad plot twist: dramatic, overhyped, and only real if you decide to buy in.

but hey, believe what you want. just don’t be shocked when your own assumptions make it real.

stay tuned for part two, where we tackle [ censored ]. because if i hear one more person say [ censored ]. i’m manifesting a federal ban on that phrase !!!!!

[dannyricsmirrorball]

fifth wheel • ln4 part 2 ੈ✩‧₊˚

ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairing || lando norris x reader

ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au

ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n is always fifth wheeling george, carmen, alex, and lily.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || hope you guys enjoy part 2! part 3 will be out soon as well ;)

part 1 part 3

liked by lissiemackintosh, landonorris, and 79,420 others

yourusername 🐚🌊🌅

username1 summer break y/n is slaying

username2 she tagged along george and carmen’s trip 😭😭 they really can’t get rid of her

carmenmmundt 😍😍

⤷ yourusername i love u

georgerussell63 stop stealing my girlfriend

⤷ yourusername never!

georgerussell63 also come downstairs, me and carmen have been waiting for half an hour! how are u not ready yet???

⤷ yourusername patience is a virtue georgie

⤷ landonorris that’s code for 2 more hours georgie

username2 omg lando y/n interaction. he’s defs w them rn!

lilymhe missing youse 😓

⤷ alex_albon am i not enough?

⤷ yourusername u cant compare to me and carmen alex don’t be silly

⤷ alex_albon oh ofc my bad

username3 ig lando and y/n really aren’t together

⤷ username4 what? what makes u say that?

⤷ username3 look at his recent

liked by lilymhe, redbullracing, and 755,565 others

landonorris waves and friends 🤙

redbullracing that jet-ski looks familiar 👀

username5 omg lando in the red bull life vest

username6 OMG the girls hands in the second pic??? y/n????

⤷ username7 it’s not her

⤷ username6 how do u know?

⤷ username7 she’s not in thai land. she’s in spain w carmen and george, lando is in thai land obv w lily and alex and a few of their other friends.

⤷ username8 or maybe it’s just lily lol

lilymhe cowabunga dudeee 😮‍💨

⤷ yourusername omg lily stop this.

⤷ landonorris yeah what she said 😟

f1wags lando spotted w mystery girl in corsica

username13 kinda looks like y/n…

⤷ username14 i wishhhh but y/n is w george and carmen in ibiza now i’m pretty sure

⤷ username15 nah i’m convinced that this is y/n (i’m delusional)

username16 how do we manage to get all these pics but not one that has an identifiable face

⤷ username17 maybe it’s for the better. he doesn’t owe us anything, we should respect their privacy.

username4 wasn’t he just in thai land?

landonorris

liked by carlossainz55, danielricciardo, and 543,980 others

landonorris summer lovin’

username18 he’s gone girls 🫠

username19 this looks a lot like y/n just saying

⤷ username20 u guys need to get over this. she’s literally in ibiza. he is not.

maxfewtrell down so bad

⤷ landonorris u would be too

yourusername cute congrats

⤷ landonorris cheers mate.

⤷ username21 damn we were really off, they really are just mates

⤷ username22 idk sounds kinda bitter to me 🫣

alex_albon you have definitely never watched grease

⤷ landonorris how does this have anything to do w grease??

⤷ alex_albon yeah i’m not even surprised

mclaren 👀👀

⤷ username23 admin what do u know?!

username24 lando norris soft launching?? never though i’d see the day

riabish ahhh so cute

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and 92,403 others

yourusername happened so fast

⟟ ibiza, spain

tagged carmenmmundt, georgerussell63, danielricciardo, heidiberger_

heidiberger_ fave gal 🤍

⤷ yourusername miss u already babe 💘

⤷ danielricciardo what bout me

⤷ yourusername free enchante beach club 🧐🧐

⤷ danielricciardo hmmmmm

⤷ enchante we’ll see what we can do yourusername 😉

⤷ yourusername thanku for coming in clutch admin!

username25 she couldn’t third wheel lily and alex so she decided to find daniel and heidi LMFAO

⤷ username26 don’t think she’s third wheeling anymore… 🫣😟

username26 DONT THINK WE DONT SEE THAT LAST PIC Y/N

username27 y/n soft launching. what is happening?

username28 i’m still convinced that it’s lando

⤷ username29 she literally tagged ibiza, i don’t think she can make it anymore clear. they’re in two diff countries 😐

landonorris cute 👍

⤷ yourusername thanks dude

⤷ username30 yeah they were def talking and then fucked it up and are both bitter abt it

⤷ username28 yeah ok ig it’s not lando

liked by georgerussell63, charles_leclerc, and 142,309 others

yourusername mems under the sun

username32 slayed the summer dump

carmenmmundt best vacay w the best people

⤷ yourusername 😘😘

username33 when are we gonna find out who the man is?!

landonorris nice

⤷ yourusername 👍👍

username34 jesus christ what is going on lando and y/n

alexandrasaintmleux the prettiest 🤍

⤷ yourusername miss u 💘💘

alex_albon you know how to swim??

⤷ yourusername cant wait to swap ur hair dye when u least expect it albono

liked by danielricciardo, jackdoohan, and 450,981 others

landonorris almost at the end

tagged alex_albon, lilymhe, georgerussell63, yourusername

username34 OMG HE TAGGED Y/N THEY ARE DATING

⤷ landonorris we played paintball, she’s in the first pic.

alex_albon why’d u make it sound so dramatic “almost at the end”

⤷ username35 alex is nothing if not a hater

username36 what i would do to play paintball w lando, alex, george, lily, and y/n

carmenmmundt oh.

⤷ landonorris carmen…

⤷ carmenmmundt ig u and ur gf have more in common then i thought 😐😒

⤷ username37 what does this mean…?

⤷ username38 if i speak 🤐

username39 i fear we need to stop being delulu… he basically said it’s not her in the last pic and she didn’t even like or comment

liked by lance_stroll, arthur_leclerc, and 98,431 others

yourusername twas’ a perfect summa

username37 holy shit

username38 that dress looks familiar…

⤷ yourusername yeah me and every other bitch own it 🤷‍♀️

⤷ username39 i have never seen someone deny and squash rumours as quickly as lando and y/n have been doing

⤷ username38 y/n calling lando’s gf every other btich 😭 she’s so messy

alex_albon food that isn’t breakfast… in bed. freak!

⤷ yourusername okay freak.

username39 time to accept that y/n is no longer the designated third wheel and it’s not bc she’s w lando 🫠

francisca_cgomes sexy 💞💞

⤷ yourusername loverrrrr

lilymhe wonder why 🫣

⤷ carmenmmundt hmmmm i wonder…

part 3 here!

[star-girl69]

hi everyone! this is so lazy but pls enjoy 🫶🫶

warnings: swearing and also slight freaky stuff 😣

you: good morning my sweet girlfriend

kk: wtf

kk: why r u not in my bed??

you: babe… i told u i had to leave early this morning bc i had an appt

kk: for what?

you: getting my nails done

kk: u abandoned me to get ur nails done?

you: yes…?

you: i don’t think i appreciate this attitude maybe i’ll just go back to my dorm

kk: please come back to my place.

you: say pretty please with sprinkles on top

kk: y/n

you: ok see u tmrw then

kk: pretty please with sprinkles on top.

you: ofc i will come back to urs 🥰

kk: 🙄

you: attitude????

kk: no ily

you: aww i love u too!

—-

you: can u plz drive me to my friend’s birthday dinner on friday and pick me up

kk: what times

you: drop me off at 6 pick me up at 9

kk: ok no problem

you: thank u ily

you: i would carpool w my friend serena but i don’t trust her in a car

you: she runs red lights a lot lol

kk: ??? plz don’t ever get into a car with her. i will drive u always

you: aww ur so sweet! not wanting me to die 🥰

kk: anything for my passenger princess

—-

you: CAROLINE ROSE HARVEY

kk: im sorry

kk: i’m so sorry

kk: i’ll make it up to you i promise im so sorry

…

laila: what did you do to kk 😭😭

laila: she’s staring at her phone in horror and when i asked her what was wrong she just said y/n before putting her head in her hands

you: i’m letting her sit in fear for a minute

laila: i admire you a lot ❤️

…

you: so i wake up this morning

kk: yes and u looked so pretty when i left

you: thank u

you: anyways and i then go about my day and i’m ready to run out and do my errands i look at myself in the mirror

kk: and u saw how beautiful u r?

you: yes and also i saw a GAINT FUCKING HICKEY ON MY NECK

you: SEVERAL OF THEM ACTUALLY

kk: do u really want me to say sorry for that

you: yes??? i need so much makeup to cover this up. actually i think u should buy new concealer for me

kk: as long as i can do it again

you: no this is so embarrassing

kk: it’s ok you’ll be saying different later

kk: besides u were encouraging me last night

you: ur delusional i’ve never done that

kk: if u say so babe but we both know

you: *link to new concealer*

kk: just bought 2 prepare to use them up

you: no

kk: yessss

you: no

kk: 😉

you: die

kk: ❤️

—-

you: i’m really craving chick fil a

kk: ok

you: i’m REALLY craving chick fil a

kk: u mentioned that

you: bye u don’t care abt me

you: gonna go text my other hoes

kk: u don’t have other hoes

you: im about to

kk: we’ll see

you: PLEASE GET ME CHICK FIL A

you: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

kk: thought u were texting other hoes?

you: i lied ur my only hoe and ilysm

you: plz get me chick fil a

you: i’ll do a cartwheel on it

kk: ???

kk: babe i’ll get u chick fil a

kk: thanks tho? i think

you: YAYYYY

—-

kk: i know ur asleep right now and i know u r very tired and i’m sorry but i forgot my helmet can u pls bring it to me at the rink

you: how did u forget ur helmet

you: like it weighs 10 pounds and it’s huge

kk: mean

kk: and idk i’m stupid plz bring it

you: ugh fine i’m On my way!

you: omw.

you: im not excited

kk: i love u so much u r the light of my life i cannot imagine waking up without ur beautiful face next to me u are brighter than the sun and i love u

you: thank u shakespeare ur so romantic

you: can we go shopping tmrw and u pay i need new pants

kk: u don’t need pants

you: it’s 9am

kk: yes we can go shopping tmrw

you: love u!

kk: ❤️

—-

you: hi

you: are u doing anything tn?? i feel like we haven’t seen each other in forever

kk: i know baby i miss u

kk: i have practice until 8 but u can come over still after? sleepover?

you: yes definitely i’ll be there

kk: i cant wait to see u pretty girl

—-

you: omg this restaurant looks so good we should go

kk: sunday at 6?

you: um yes i’m free

kk: just made a reservation

you: damn 😭 i’m impressed

kk: whatever my girl wants she gets 🤷‍♀️

—-

you: hi baby

…

you: so what position u got her in rn?

you: missionary? cowgirl?

kk: why do i love u

you: blocked

kk: i have no girls in no positions except for u

you: why are u so busy then?

kk: picked up this new hobby called hockey idk if it will go anywhere

kk: been at the gym for an hour about to go hit the rink

you: send workout pics 😜

—-

kk: hiiiiiiiiii

you: hi babe

kk: tone down that attitude plz

you: ?

kk: actually

kk: turn around show me that ass

you: are u drunk rn

kk: maybe

kk: you have an amazing ass do i tell u that enough

kk: i should tell u more

kk: i love ur ass

you: thank u…

you: do u need to be picked up?

kk: no laila is dd

kk: wanted to talk to my pretty girl

you: u sure know how to make a girl blush

kk: only u babe

kk: i like ur boobs too

you: oh my god pls hand the phone to laila

kk: this is laila don’t worry we’re going home rn

you: laila ur a goddess thank u

kk: i try ❤️❤️

—-

[kkolg]

Here’s the magma from the other day

Feel free to tag yourself if u were here :)

I just wanna say that Murder Drones genuinely changed my life, as cringey and delusional as that sounds- I’m being pretty genuine. I won’t go into to much detail here as a plan to talk a lot more later on another post but, the show really helped me get over that phase in my life where “I can’t like things that aren’t popular”. I was very self conscious about what I drew and honestly I don’t think I would’ve had half the courage without the show to make this account in the first place. I sorta realized that it’s ok to like cringey things and share that interest no matter who says crap about it. I loved this show and I always will, thank you so much for an amazing series <3 what a ride it’s been @liamvickersanimation

[kurishiri]

I love this art but it be low key a lil scary… is that just me?

like hear me out here.

“go commit a crime” “ok” vibes

ok so maybe I’m totally delusional, that’s also fair. But like,

they chose to make them look into a mirror, something made clear from the bottom; would this suggest Alfons has some sort of “upper hand” or advantage, as he is the one with the mirror curse

for the most part, the background is blurred out, so only Elbie and Alfons are 100% clear in the reflection — this could be symbolism of how much pure trust Elbie puts in Alfons

like to Elbie, Alfons is his world

another way you can tell Elbie heavily trusts Alfons (maybe too much) is look at how close their faces are: Alfons is leaning in from above, and Elbie basically leaning back in from below

now this may be because they are “master and attendant” but Elbie is not fully clothed, while Alfons is. The lack of clothes can symbolize vulnerability, and on the other hand, being fully clothed can represent being closed off

basically, it seems that Elbie may be overly dependent (overly trusting) on Alfons. They said in the relationship chart that they were “childhood friends” and “master and attendant” but, it’s probably deeper and more nuanced and/or twisted than that. And that nuance, I think, is captured in this official art

the pinned blue butterflies in the background are beautiful, but symbolically could represent feeling “trapped” or, at the very least, not free

there’s the juxtaposition of Elbie’s kind of sad?? expression and the bright, sunny background, and Alfons is probably plotting something. I don’t know what, but he likely is, like just look at that smile-

maybe this art is just so beautiful it’s scary /lh

if anyone’s got more insight, I’d love to hear 👀

“go commit a cwime uwu”

“okie”

[tiramisuucakeee]

# NEED THAT ★

( reader x lee heeseung )

IN WHICH: your annoying bf keeps dming you

BTW: some from pinterest. heeseung texting like every other 20 smth year old alpha male from a frat called sigma ligma.

read more !

‘ heeseung r u on ur way alr? ’

‘ you did not just leave me on seen ’

‘ r u kidding me ?!?!?? ’

‘ alr it’s on sight ’

‘ i’m 5 mins away ’

‘ no we’re not baking anymore. i bet ur fingers r sore from texting other bitches all the time ’

‘ 😐 ’

‘ i bet ur head is sore from overthinking too much u delusional ass ’

‘ okay ’

‘ in the most psychotic and obsessive boyfriend way, i miss watching you sleep ’

‘ what ’

‘ i won’t take it back EVER ’

‘ ur so weird ’

‘ yh but u still like me dumbass ���� ’

‘ unfortunately ’

‘ i want you so bad ’

‘ i’m literally in love with you ’

‘ can i come over? ’

‘ pleaseeeeeeeeer ’

‘ wtf ’

‘ ermmm, i didn’t send that, it was my inner demon or smth ’

‘ sure ’

‘ sure? ’

‘ u can come over, i unlocked the door ’

‘ FUCK YES ’

‘ don’t ever scream shit like that to me again lee heeseung. don’t argue with me ’

‘ GOV NAME?! IT WAS JUST A TINY FIGHT?! ’

‘ well excuse me if our problems are not that important to you. don’t expect dinner tn ’

‘ ARE YOU BANNING ME FROM HAVING FOOD? ’

‘ yh ’

‘ how long? 😓 ’

‘ until i forget i’m mad ’

‘ woman… that could take years ’

‘ don’t talk 2 me like that, who do you think you are ’

‘ uh. your bf ’

‘ whatever ’

‘ do you still love me? ’

‘ what kinda goofy ahh question is that🤣 ’

‘ answer ’

‘ yeah i do, i love you ’

‘ even tho we fight like every 2 minutes? ’

‘ especially because we fight every two mins. seeing u mad turns me on a lot 😓😓😓 ’

‘ wow ’

‘ heyyyy hot beautiful girlfrienddd of mine !!!! 🪤🪤🪤 ’

‘ hey ’

‘ what’s that supposed to mean? ’

‘ are you calling me a rat? ’

‘ what? omg no, i would never ’

‘ 🪤 ’

‘ ?????? ’

‘ doesn’t that cheese look yummy? ’

‘ i’m blocking you ’

‘ so no cheese ? ’

‘ bro ’

‘ i mean ’

‘ hot ass sexy pretty beautiful gorjuss girlfriend on mine ’

‘ gorjuss … ’

‘ let me talk, i got smth important 2 say ’

‘ so this emoji 🫢 ’

‘ it gets like ’

‘ a whole ass new dark meaning ’

‘ when u consider that ’

‘ the hand might not be his ’

‘ but someone who is behind him covering his mouth ’

‘ and jerkign him off ’

‘ wish that was u huh ’

‘ mayhaphs ’

‘ r u free? ’

‘ no ’

‘ okay so u hate me ’

‘ lee heeseung ’

‘ 😭😭😭😭 ’

‘ gf where r u'

‘ i am literally so embarrassed ’

‘ everyone at the restaurant will think my date bailed on me ’

‘ i look so hot rn fr ’

‘ like how could u ever bail on me ’

‘ gf gf gf gf ’

‘ uh. hello y/n? ’

‘ it's been 30 years.... ’

‘ i miss u ’

‘ the winters have grown so long in your absence ’

‘ i fear the crops won't last through the night ’

‘ the chill of this wind... it's so cold.... ’

‘ i shall perish tonight with the last of the corn plants ’

‘ heeseung, i’m looking 4 a space to park, calm down ’

‘ my bad ’

‘ can i tie a ribbon around your bicep? ’

‘ what why? ’

‘ just for smth ’

‘ can i say no? ’

‘ what do you think ’

‘ well damn. ok ’

‘ make it pretty ’

‘ 🤭 ’

EXTRA:

masterlist.

[ishifttoplacesiprobablyshouldnt]

just remembered one of my favourite manifesting stories today so I thought I would share.

I come from a family who absolutely despises makeup, nobody wears it and of course because life works in a stupid way for some reason I AM OBSESSED WITH MAKEUP. I love it, always have but unfortunately it ‘‘twas a forbidden love. So anyways when I was like 13 I was like ok let’s try manifesting this shit (if anyone wants to know how I manifest I literally just use subliminals and I’m also delusional so that helps) so ANYWAYS my mom pulls up one day with a whole ass makeup palette and of course I’m like holy shit wtf? And she’s like “yeah when I went shopping they were giving away these makeup palette’s for free you can have it if you want” and I was like omg??

It’s not very often my manifestation fall into my lap like that so it’s one of my favourite stories to tell. It’s a nice ass palette too it’s got everything (eyeshadow, blush, highlighter, lip gloss) like it really was everything I needed to get started and I still use it regularly to this day.

[nicromancytarot]

A SONG FOR YOU

This is a general channelling based on a collective of people. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t. If you don’t feel the pile resonates with you, don’t be scared to try another, if it still doesn’t feel right, that’s ok! Maybe our energies aren’t as connected and my content is not for you.

I do these strictly for fun and educational purposes.

PICK A PILE CHANNELLING

I write songs sometimes in my free time, and I asked my spirit guides to give you guys a song which could have something that you need to hear right now. Pick a card and enjoy some lyrics.

Pile 1 ———> Pile 2

Pile 3 ———> Pile 4

PILE 1

SWAN DIVE

VERSE 1

promise me one thing,

you’ll never let this go,

we’ll be a forever answer,

to the calls of the unknown

VERSE 2

nothing to tear us apart,

it’s the only thing i fear,

not having you anymore,

while i’m still stuck here

PRE-CHORUS

nothing can destroy us,

you’ll be by my side,

til the end of time

(til the end of time)

CHORUS

fuck death do us part,

i’m taking the swan dive,

i’m falling from the sky,

so you’ll always be mine,

fuck death do us part,

i’m taking the swan dive,

from the clouds into the ground,

i’ll be by your side

VERSE 3

no one can compare,

to the love i have for you,

no one can treat me better,

than the way you do

VERSE 4

when you jump i’ll jump too

i’ll always follow you,

to the deep depths of death,

there’s nothing i wouldn’t do

PRE-CHORUS

nothing can destroy us,

you’ll always be by my side,

til the end of time

(til the end of time)

CHORUS

fuck death do us part,

i’m taking the swan dive,

i’m falling from the sky,

so you’ll always be mine,

fuck death do us part,

i’m taking the swan dive,

from the clouds into the ground,

i’ll be by your side

LAST VERSE

my heart is tied to yours,

it beats when yours does,

we’ll be inseparable,

in the sky above

Swans mate for life, when their partner dies, the remaining swan flies high into the sky and falls to their death, performing their last swan dive. The narrator is serenading their partner, telling them that their love is to last beyond the grave.

PILE 2

DELUSIONAL WONDER

VERSE 1

sometimes i wish that i could live inside my mind,

so i could figure out what’s going on behind,

you greet me with a smile and open arms,

when i’m with you i feel safe from harm

VERSE 2

you lean in to give me a kiss on my cheek,

and pass me a bouquet of my favourite flowers,

oh how it’s so good for us to finally meet,

i pace around my room and think about you for hours

CHORUS

and you say...

come on, come closer,

let me hold you til the war is over,

and if i ever let you go,

just know that i’m your delusional wonder

BRIDGE

turn the page and dry your tears,

keep pretending that i am near,

and when we meet again tonight,

we can pick off where we ended last time

CHORUS

come on, come closer,

i’ll let you hold me til the war is over,

and if you ever let me go,

i’ll always know that you’re my delusional wonder

BRIDGE

visit me again in my dreams,

like you do everyday of each week,

and when i hold your head in my hands,

i’ll remember it’s a fantasy land

VERSE 3

when i wake up and see you’re not laying next to me,

a fear strikes deep deep inside my being,

you know there’s something wrong when you think something exists but it don’t (though)

VERSE 4

and even when i beckon upon your name,

the sound of silence always stays the same,

the earth is a desolate place when you’re not here and only in my dreams

CHORUS

and you say...

come on, come closer,

let me hold you til the war is over,

and if i ever let you go,

just know that i’m your delusional wonder

BRIDGE

turn the page and dry your tears,

keep pretending that i am near,

and when we meet again tonight,

we can pick up where we ended last time

CHORUS

come on, come closer,

let me hold you til the war is over,

and if i ever let you go,

just know that i’m your delusional wonder,

come on, come closer,

i’ll let you hold me til the war is over,

and if you ever let me go,

i’ll always know that you’re my delusional wonder

the narrator is daydreaming as an escape from reality, and falls in love with a character they have made up in her head just to realise that they are not real.

PILE 3

SILENCE CAUSES VIOLENCE

(This one was written purely for this.)

VERSE 1

i’m like a ballerina in a jewellery box,

when the music stops,

my heart drops,

i cant be alone with my own thoughts,

without thinking about ending it all

VERSE 2

what makes my mind so useless?

an apathetic version of what i say,

i often think that i’m going insane,

but it’s all in my brain,

yeah, it’s all in my brain?

CHORUS

i’m begging you, don’t let the quiet in,

cause i don’t know what is bound to happen,

the silence causes violence,

a rapture in my heart,

i won’t give in,

but the temptation is calling me

POST-CHORUS

they think Im crazy,

they think i’m out of my mind,

embodying the devil,

won’t hear me out this time,

they think that i am crazy,

some part of a losing game,

one they won’t play for me,

confiscated their tokens away

VERSE 3

i’ve got a taste for destruction,

pouring salt on my own wounds,

refusing to heal my past,

lifting the rug to sweep my dooms

CHORUS

i’m begging you, don’t let the quiet in,

cause I don’t know what is bound to happen,

the silence causes violence,

a rapture in my heart,

i won’t give in,

but the temptations still calling me

The narrators biggest fear is to be alone, to have to think about past experiences, so they overindulge in coping mechanisms, like constant partying.

PILE 4

SCARED OF THE DARK

VERSE 1

racing through emotions,

throwing daggers at my friends,

i promised i wouldn’t hurt myself,

putting means to an end,

i’m enclosed in my room,

painting sheets with all my tears,

tearing myself apart,

analysing all my fears

VERSE 2

i’ve got a target on my back,

but i’m the one with the gun,

inflicting harm on myself,

my mind won’t let me run,

i’m trying to let go,

but the storm cloud followed,

darting into alleyways,

i wanna be alone

CHORUS

i’m not scared of the dark,

but the monsters that live within,

i’m terrified of my reflection,

the mirror showcases all my sins,

the ghoul’s under my bed,

and he’s gripping on my legs,

pulling me under with him,

now the cycle repeats again

BRIDGE

i pulled myself out of this before,

pinched myself so hard, blood could be drawn,

pressed my lips to a glass of cherry wine,

drowned my fears in alcohol,

i do this all the time

VERSE 3

come with me into the night,

this time i won’t put up a fight,

i’ll let myself consume the darkness,

even though it don’t feel right,

let me fall onto my knees,

down by your gravestone i will plead,

let me live my life in comfort,

surrounded by the shadows in me

BRIDGE

i pulled myself out of this before,

pinched myself so hard, blood could be drawn,

pressed my lips to a glass of cherry wine,

drowned my fears in alcohol,

i do this all the time

CHORUS

i’m not scared of the dark,

but the monsters that live within,

i’m terrified of my reflection,

the mirror showcases all my sins,

the ghoul’s under my bed,

and he’s gripping on my legs,

pulling me under with him,

now the cycle repeats again

The narrator can feel themself falling back into that dark place, they try to fight it at first, before letting it consume them, becoming victim to their own sadness.

[cementcornfield]

Offseason Thoughts!!

ok i know a lot of people are dreading this offseason because it’s going to be Long it’s going to be Dramatic, but honestly i’m so here for it. like lowkey i love this time of year because really it’s the time for completely unbridled optimism in a lot of ways. if we do A, B, and C, who’s to say that that doesn’t fix the team and we win the super bowl next year? you literally can’t know for sure that it WON’T work!! (i didn’t say it was a time for realism, i said optimism, perhaps delusionally so 🥲) 

plus i’m just genuinely interested in all the roster building stuff. figuring out contracts and how those might work, free agency, the draft and everything that those things entail - love it! all about it! so if you’re a sicko like me who IS into all of this (and i completely understand if you aren’t because it WILL be exhausting) i thought i’d make a little overview about the things we’ll be dealing with over the next several months. 

Here is a list of all the internal free agents we are going to have to make decisions on, along with their expected cost and the likelihood of us keeping them

^Here is our expected cap space for the next few years (taking into account expected cuts like Rankins, Hubbard, and Cappa) plus some extra commentary.

as you can see, we have MORE than enough cash and cap space to be very aggressive this offseason. will we be? it’s certainly not in our reputation to do so, but they HAVE been making baby steps over the last few years to catch up to the modern nfl. the most recent example of which is firing coaches like lou before their contracts are up! very uncharacteristic of the brown family. and i think this reflects rumblings you hear on twitter that the organization is frankly embarrassed at how this season went (rightfully so). so i think you can expect they will do SOME things to reflect this urgency, even if it’s not as much as we’d like them to do. 

the biggest decisions to be made: what do we do about tee?? what do we do about trey?? and then of course extending ja’marr, which i don’t think is a decision at all for anyone, but they’ve gotta decide how to do it to make both sides as happy as possible, when they struggled with that right up to the first game last season 😭

Tee: obviously if you’ve been following this blog you know i want to keep tee. i think we can pull it off and i think it will be beneficial to the team long term. but there is an argument to be made regarding his durability/injuries and whether the resources we’d spend on him would be better spent elsewhere like on fixing our historically bad defense. however, to that i say that we’re actually already one of the biggest spenders in terms of cap space on defense, and it didn’t help at all lmao. once we get rid of people like sheldon rankins and sam hubbard, who are definitely no longer worth the value of their contracts, we will free up a significant portion of the cap and use it to find better value free agents that can help us. the strategy going from overpaying for bad players to paying average amounts for average players. because with a top 5 offense like we had this year, we truly only need an average defense, unlike the HISTORICALLY bad one we had this year!

(now a caveat to this is if the bengals would actually show they’re willing to go all out and spend BIG on the BEST defensive free agents, then perhaps that’s worth more than keeping tee. but the only thing with that is that i just don’t believe the bengals would do it either way. even in 21 when we fixed our whole defense with free agency, we still did it by acquiring a bunch of smaller name value free agents, who ended up performing far above what the market thought they would. and i imagine that will be the strategy by the FO whether we keep tee or not.) 

you can also say that a large part of our FO’s failure the last few seasons has been that we aren’t keeping our Known Talents. we drafted and developed jessie bates into a star, and then we let him go because we thought we could easily replace his value for cheaper in FA and the draft….and three years later safety is still a huge hole on our roster. DJ Reader is another example of a key player for our team that we thought we could replace and we failed dramatically. looking at tee, who is the replacement we have in line? jermaine?? for SO MANY reasons that is no longer a viable plan lmao. Someone in FA? this is a weak FA class. so we’d let tee walk and then probably end up overpaying for a lesser talent? what’s the point of that? okay maybe we draft a WR high to replace tee? well i’m hearing that it’s also not a great WR draft. and to expect a first year rookie to come in and offer even half of what tee does is also not a super sound strategy! (not to mention we’d have to spend a high draft pick that should probably be used on defense!) 

tag tee? maybe! but i don’t think it’s as likely as extending him at this point. the second tag will be expensive (i think over 25k? maybe 26k) and that takes up a big chunk of our cap space if that’s what we’re worried about. plus it will piss off tee, to be tagged twice and not given the benefit of being able to get a long term deal? with his injury history especially? players hate that shit. i think it’s more beneficial for both parties to just do an extension at that point if we want to keep him. you can spread the cap hit out easier for the team, and tee won’t have to worry about his long term security as much. 

ANYWAY this got long, honestly tee should have just been his own post lmao. but this situation is deifnitely the most interesting to me and seeing how it goes will be FASCINATING. 

Trey: he requested a trade last offseason because he knows that his current contract is significantly less than he deserves for the value he offers (and that was BEFORE he got first team all pro and led the entire nfl in sacks this season, oh god 🥲) we have him under contract, but would he be willing to play under it? or would he retire like he threatened to? i’m honestly not sure, and i hope it doesn’t come to us finding out. we need to keep our star players happy, which means we need to figure something out here. do we extend him? he just turned 30, which the FO always frowns upon when it comes to extensions lol BUT he also just had his best year? i don’t think even our idiotic FO could say that just because his age starts with a 3 now means he’ll be washed next season or even the season after. what i’m seeing on twitter is that he’s expected to get at least one more deal of 2-3 years. and looking at the age of elite edge guys in the league, i think that that’s fair! and if you ask me, completely and totally worth it to keep trey. i mean jesus, who do we even have on defense if we lose him?? i think this one is a no-brainer, we’ve gotta offer him an extension for more money and i think he’d still be willing to take a reasonable deal to stay. 

Ja’Marr: oh my god. i’m still filled with SO MUCH RAGE when i think back to how CLOSE we were to getting him signed last offseason. we were RIGHT THERE. all the rumors were saying it was basically a done deal!! all the numbers and years were agreed upon!!! but our cheap-ass FO couldn’t just get over themselves and structure the guarantees to match how most deals are done in the rest of the league!! they showed they’re willing to do a modern structure for Joe, they need to show they’re willing to do it with the rest of our stars. especially our first team all pro triple crown winning stars!! jesus christ!!!

the only thing that offers me some comfort is that ja’marr is still on the same path, contract-wise, as Justin Jefferson. they also couldn’t get over the hump before his fourth year even when both parties wanted to, and he ended up signing a massive contract in june the next year. i’m hoping that we can accomplish the same on a similar timeline because oh my god i do not need all the drama of ja’marr missing training camp again! and when you look at all the other WRs up for an extension this offseason (garrett wilson probably the only one who even comes slightly close to ja’marr’s level), i think it’s fair to say that ja’marr is setting the market whenever he signs. then like with justin’s last year, the other WRs will all sign slightly below. so i’m hoping hoping hoping that there’s no motivation on either side to drag this out. but of course, we’ll see!! 

and then we’ve gotta think about the lesser free agents like Mike G, Mike H, BJ, Germaine…i have no idea what we do with them. i’d like to retain Mike G…..the three defensive vets i dunno! they’re good locker room leaders…mostly? they’re still solid if not losing a step. should we bring them back for reasonable vet deals? probably?? can we find better value in FA?? i’m honestly not sure. like you don’t want to lose these guys but it’s also hard to say that we should keep them at all costs when you look at the defensive performance last year. i just don’t know here. i’d hope we keep at least one of them? BJ maybe being the most important in my eyes? 

there’s so much more to talk about honestly but i’ll stop yapping for now! what do you guys think we should do?? i’d love to hear your thoughts! 

[buddiekinard]

look, i do not care if my friends or mutuals or even random people i will never speak to love/like/don’t like/hate/abhor/whatever the same ships and characters as me. like. its fine. it’s the internet and its a tv show and fandom and it isn’t that serious.

but what i will never ever understand is the need to send hate/hurl insults/make offensive and hurtful posts/be really weird and judgmental in general about those things.

‘everyone who ships x is a delusional weirdo’ ok so ignore them

‘how could anyone like this character i hate if you relate to them or feel for them in anyway you are Bad and/or Stupid’ OKAY IGNORE THEM.

like i’m not saying you must always be pure and haterism free but you can hate the thing itself (this goes for anything - pop star/tv show/movie/entire fandom/whatever) without being a disrespectful asshole to and about the people who like the thing.

you can’t be an asshole all the time and then wonder why people don’t want to interact or be associated with you.

[ghoulettalie]

MAJOR RITE HERE RITE NOW SPOILERS!!

OK SO I SAW RITE HERE RITE NOW LAST NIGHT WITH MY GHESTIE AND I’M STILL TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT ALL…

(This is gonna be really random things I have on my mind lol)

YOUSUCK (I CANT THEYRE SO FUNNY)

THE GHOULETTES’ VOCALS THE ENTIRE LIVE PERFORMANCE LITERALLY ATE OMG THEY WERE INCREDIBLE

THEM PREPPING FOR COPIA TO DIE THE ENTIRE TIME LITERALLY HAD ME AND GHESTIE GRIPPING EACH OTHERS’ HANDS - LIKE WE WERE NOT OK

BUT HE DIDNT - HE IS NOW FATHER IMPERATOR AND HE HAS A TWIN??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Literally GAGGED.

Frater Copia my beloved he’s gonna run the clergy so well mwah mwah my baby is all grown up🥺🐀

There’s a part of me that thinks the twin is Terzo LMAOOO I know that’s like impossible and silly but I’m delusional and I miss Terzo

Speaking of Terzo I thought they’d show the ghosts of primo, secondo and Terzo but I guess not :(

If you have ghosts performance…Screaming.

The creepy twins from before are dead??!! I wonder what happened?

They have a new remodelled ministry! I hope we see more of it in future Chapters…More in depth scenes to come?!?!

Papa Nihil farting in the box I can’t 💀

Speaking of Nihil - him acknowledging that he’s Copia’s father and Copia calling him dad…. 😭🥺

“Congratulations you just became a father” SEESTOR ATE THAT.

THE SCOOBY DOO CHASE SCENE.

Copia crying literally almost made me tear up can I hug him please 😭

DRACOPIA MADE AN APPEARANCE I’M SO HAPPY

COPIA STEPPING OFF THE STEPS DRAMATICALLY LITERALLY HAD ME AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

LIKE GHESTIE NO GET BACK

But he didn’t die, HE ENDED UP ON A HOT AIR BALLOON IN SPACE GIRL WHAT

at the time I didn’t think this but I guess he was hallucinating that

And then seestor died so 😅

RIP SEESTOR - you absolute queen even tho u were complicit in the deaths of Terzo and Secondo and Primo…. But you let Copia live so I forgive you a little bit

Just anytime Rain/Dewdrop were on screen I was SAT.

They live in my mind rent free

The fact that the concert was good quality as well like yes let me thirst over the ghouls yum 😵‍💫🫡🛐

Okay I think this is all but let me know your thoughts and/or theories!!

Btw my inbox is open!

Oh and me and my ghestie brought a fake rat we named Ratalie (see post here) 🐀 We couldn’t NOT bring her like we did this for Copia✨❤️

[sadie-bug345]

the gang as classes i’m taking this year 🤓☝️

is this a way for me to flex my fucked schedule? yes.

ponyboy:

AP Lit

ARE WE SURPRISED

likeeeee this is pony to a T

we’re currently reading the crucible (my school starts HELLA early in the year)

and pony is surprisingly vibing w the salem witch trials

a good amount of homework for this class, but since the majority is reading pony’s got that down

he does get super bored when they’re just taking notes though like his imagination just runs free

johnny:

APUSH ?? 🧍‍♀️

uhhh this was one i don’t really think would fit johnny but i only have 6 classes and calling “lunch” a class is reserved for steve

honestly this class is super quiet except the table i sit at with my friends so i think if johnny was with the gang (PRETEND THEY ALL GO TO SCHOOL OKAY🤨) or at least ponyboy he’d have a good old time

lots and lots and lots of notes but johnny kinda likes just independent work like that ykwim

group projects with random people suck the SOUL OUTTA HIM

darry:

sports med 2 ⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎‼️

darry would love this class at first solely cause there’s the word “sports” in it

this class has like 15 people in it, most are kinda jerks but he gets through it

when it comes to helping out the athletic trainer on game days after school, darry is THERE and he’s PREPARED

years of momming around teenage boys has prepared him to….tape some random kids wrist i guess

dally:

anatomy and physiology 🧍‍♀️☝️

HEAR ME OUT

first of all, i’d love to study human anatomy w him any day of the week💀🥰🤭😏😼

SECOND OF ALL, i think bros psychopathic tendencies would come out during dissection labs /j

in all seriousness though i feel like he’d be totally fearless when doing those typa labs like everyone’s kinda grossed out and scared (irl we gotta dissect a RABBIT😭🫢) and dally’s just like

”idk what yall are on about, mannn🙄”

also it’s a notoriously easy class at my school so that’s up dally’s lane for sure

two-bit:

pre calc🫢

NOW HEAR ME OUT AGAIN

the only reason i say this is because this year we got a new teacher to teach my pre calc class and she’s from some eastern european country and has an accent just like Grus from despicable me😭😭😭and that class is SO QUIET

and that’s kinda where two shines like he’ll yell out so much random shit in that class and it’s so hilarious to…

pretty much only his friends 🧍‍♀️ but that’s kinda the fun part though

lots of homework but you’re delusional if you think two-bits gonna actually do that

soda:

photo 2

the majority of the time spent in this class is just messing around on your computer which soda loves

like bro will find the most outta pocket and weird stuff to photograph

but also he gets real artsy with it sometimes just cause he’s messing around

surprisingly it turns out super good sometimes

he’s the king in general of being just as shocked as anyone that hes succeeding as a whole

steve:

LUNCH

bro struggles through the entire day just for these 20 minutes istg

like bro endures so much in classes he doesn’t understand with people he doesn’t like just for those moments😭😭

honestly that’s me during seasonal depression winter

hes the type to stop everyone during lunch and just rant about all the weird shit that happened throughout that day

like he’s def the type to see someone get jumped or do something weird in class and think

”man i gotta tell the gang about this at lunch”

actually doesn’t mind school food…😭

OK IDRK WHAT THIS WAS THIS KINDA SUCKED BUT ANYWAYS MY INBOX IS OPEN BYEEEEE🥰🥰

[the-last-magpie]

Prowl for the bingo? (Any/all versions you know of)

Ah :3

Let's go in order:

IDW PROWL

Wow. What can I say. This is the Prowl I’m mostly familiar with. IDW1 was a very long run and Prowl had a big role in it. A way to describe him?

He is a monster. There’s no other way to put it. Is he competent? Insanely so. Still, we are here in the territory of means and ends and we know what he tends to choose most.

I like his character. A lot. Not in like “I want to protect this little bastard who didn’t do anything wrong”, no, he did it all wrong. I like his character because here we have an utter asshole who is trying to justify to himself and others around him his actions. He is delusional. He believes he could even when it’s clear he doesn’t give a damn. He thinks his actions could change the course of a war, he really is that pretentious and cruel and, as they said in ROTW and SOTW, he sometimes wakes up and says “what-the-fuck-did-I-do”. It’s always too late. Even taking into account his last actions with Shockwave, even taking his words at heart (if you can) you know there’s not enough time in any universe for him to make it all right (again ROTW and SOTW).

He is unredeemable and should not be otherwise, it’s fine that way, that’s his role. You can have a Megatron, a being that grew hating what was around or you can have an Optimus (IDW Op, to me, is really the most sanctimonious and secretly arrogant being) who tries to fights the dark shades of one’s spark and then you have Prowl. In the middle. He is wrong, and he thinks he is right. He doesn’t hate and he doesn’t fight as them, he takes a step back and there he stays, because he is better than them. More smart and more forward-looking. I’m sure he is. He is insanely smart.

What I liked the most about his arc was that, in the end, he survived (of course he did, still his role). And he showed remorse. Should we believe him? Yes. Is it enough? No. Probably never. But it was like the dust settling. You have this figure, this not yet broken soul who now has to teach himself he has no more wars to fight and that knows he really is, finally and for good, alone. Everything has ended. He coldly looks at what he did and he knows the universe has forgotten every good part of him.

Even worse.

The universe never met such a thing.

As an end note, I want to slap him and break my fingers in the process.

G1 PROWL

Alright, I always thought he was kinda cute (not talking about appearance). Like, what are you doing? Why are you so square and also so silly (because it’s a cartoon, of course he acts that way, STILL). I like him. I didn’t want him to die. I also wanted to see more of him because he is conceptually interesting. I’m not particularly fond of the battle computer concept but I like his personality.

Trivially speaking, I like his design and I love police cars. I want to steal one (ON THE RECORD).

TFA PROWL.

Ok he is a sound character. Honestly speaking, last time I watched TFA was a long time ago but I liked him. I didn’t like his design at all, and I don’t like that he is motorcycle (didn't dig the ninja thing too), but he was kinda funny. Somewhat a different take from the usual Prowl (not entirely but ok). It was nice that he had a lot of space in the show.

IDW2 PROWL

Another Prowl I liked. I’m not sure the writer knew what he was doing with him, but some bits were interesting if not adorable (MY GOD HE HAS A PTEDORDACTYL, FAN SERVICE). He acts as a douche often but shows some nice traits of remorse and pain when he fails and, unlike IDW1 Prowl, he is hurt because people have died supposedly because of him, because he was not good enough. Of course he is square once again but I really, reeeaaally wanted to see more police/detective action with him in it. I would watch that show.

His design is amazing and I want to drive him around.

-

On an unrelated note, I still didn’t get to watch Earthspark because there are no free episodes in my country, so I’ll have to wait. I just saw snippets and he sounds, as always, adorable and strict (correct me if I’m wrong). Nice voice. BUT I LOVE his design. Like, he looks GOOD.

Pretty sure I'm forgetting something.

Overall I LIKE Prowl. I want him in every show, good, bad, funny, bastard, I don’t care. I like this character.

Thank you for ask dear anon <3.

[noforkingclue]

And part 3 of 3 of River requesting!

how am i supposed to do this without you? i can't.

Cos he’s just a sad wet cat and I need him pleading 🤭🫠

Absolutely zero pressure on any of these lovely, xxx

Note: requests are currently closed

So we were talking about some angsty smut on the Discord server and honestly, this prompt fit it perfectly!

Hope you enjoy :D

Prompt list: link

Title: I Need You

Slow Horses tag list: @cillmequick

Warnings: NSFW

You sighed when you heard the buzzer for your flat go off. You grabbed a pillow and pressed it against your face. You knew this was going to happen sooner or later but you weren’t quite expecting it to be this soon. You let out a sigh or relief when the buzzer eventually stopped, however the peace didn’t last long.

Your mobile started next.

You let out a groan and grabbed it. It was River. Well, that wasn’t entirely unexpected. Honestly, you thought that either River, Louisa or Catherine would contact you first. You had joined Slough House shortly after Sid, well, Sid died. Roddy had taken great pleasure in informing you about exactly whose desk you were occupying.

“Hope you don’t end up the same way, babe,” he said to you with a wink, “shame if the second hottest person in the office copped it before we got to know each other.”

That had earned him a very hard smack and an approving smile from River (“Everyone has wanted to do that at some point.” River had told you after). That was how your friendship had started and it had only grown from there. You knew that there’d be no escaping this phone call. If you didn’t answer it he’d only break into your flat.

“It’s late,” you said when you finally answered, “go to bed.”

“You resigned.”

You winced at River’s tone. The hurt was evident in his voice and you rolled onto your side. You hugged the cushion tightly and River said,

“You still there.”

“Where else would I be?”

“Let me in.”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

“I need to see you.”

“Riv-”

“Now.”

A beat of silence.

“Please.”

“Ok.” you said

Immediately the buzzer went off again and you swung your legs off the sofa and reluctantly allowed River up. You waited by your open door as you hung up the phone. You folded your arms as you waited for River to come up. You were expecting him to be angry but instead it was worse.

He was upset. You had never seen him look so upset before. He gave you a pleading look and you stepped aside to let him in. He quickly entered your flat and you let the door swing shut. You pressed your forehead against the wood and took a deep breath as you prepared yourself for the oncoming conversation. You had hoped that you would be having this conversation in the morning. When you at least had time to think about what you could say and things had time to settle down.

You wrapped your arms around yourself as you slowly made your way into your kitchen. River was breathing deeply, his back turned to you. Neither of you spoke, emotions too thick and suffocating anything that tried to come to the surface.

Eventually you couldn’t stand it any further. You walked over and grabbed the kettle to make a cup of tea. Everything always seemed so much better after a cuppa. However, you didn’t get very far. River put his hand over yours and lowered the kettle. His head was bowed but he glanced at you out of the corner of his eye. You were beginning to wish you never let him up.

“How am I supposed to do this without you?” he said, “I can’t.”

“Do what?”

“What do you think? Slough House.”

“So what was I meant to do? Reject this job offer?”

“No. But after everything you worked for. You’re going to throw away any possible opportunity to try and get back into The Park.”

You shook your head in disbelief. You tried to pull your hand free but River was stronger. He pulled you against him and wrapped his other arm around your waist.

“Even after all this time, you’re still delusional,” you said, “we’re never getting back into The Park. Face it, River. I’m just doing what they want- quitting.”

“And what about me?”

“What about you? You’re my mate.”

“Just a mate?”

“Wh-”

Before you could finish the sentence River captured your lips with his. You let out a muffled gasp which River took full advantage of, slipping his tongue into your mouth. He closed his eyes, letting go of your wrist and moving to cup your cheek and he backed you against the kitchen counter. You knew this shouldn’t be happening. That you should bite down hard and kick him out of your flat. But you couldn’t bring yourself to. Not when River was so good at making you feel like this. You moaned softly and felt River smirk against your lips.

It just felt so right to River, to have you in his arms. To feel you pressed against him. To hear your moans that he, and only he, could pull from you. When he reluctantly pulled away, only due to lack of air, he remained close. His lips brushed softly against yours as he sank to the floor. You were still tightly wrapped in his arms and he pulled you into his lap. You shifted so you were straddling his lap and put your hands on his chest. Immediately River recaptured your lips. One hand found itself on the back of your head, keeping you firmly in place as he pressed kiss against your lips. You pushed lightly at his chest and River gave your bottom lip a light nip before pulling away. He rested his back against the kitchen cabinets as his hand moved downwards and settled on your waist.

“I’m not asking you to stay at Slough House-” he said

“It felt like it.”

“But to stay with me. To be with me.”

There was that pleading edge to his voice. You pressed your forehead against his chest and took a deep breath. Fuck. You shuddered under River’s touch and he leant down, brushing his lips against your neck.

“Just stay,” he said, “with me.”

“I can’t.”

“You can.”

One hand snaked down and slipped under your pyjama shorts. You let out a whine and River nipped playful at your earlobe. One thick finger circled around your entrance before slowly pushing inside. You let out a gasp and bucked your hips as his thumb teased your clit.

“Stay.” he breathed out again

“I can’t.”

This time it was you who kissed him. Your hands moved downwards and popped open the button on his jeans and slipped him out. He shuddered as you slowly moved your hand up and down and he added another finger. You let out a gasp at the pleasant, burning stretched and for a second your hand faltered. However, River put his other hand over yours.

“Can’t you feel how much I need you?” he murmured against your lips

You let go of him and raised yourself up on your knees, moving your pyjama shorts to the side. River removed his fingers from you suddenly causing you to let out a pitiful whine. He gripped your hips tightly and muttered,

“Bedroom?”

“Yeah,” you said, “probably more comfortable than here.”

“Only probably,” River said teasingly, “maybe you should get a new mattress.”

The two of you stood up on shaking legs as River tried to make himself semi-decent for the short walk to your bedroom. One hand held up his jeans while he used the other to continue to mercilessly tease you. You collapsed back onto your bed and all River managed to do was to kick off his shoes before moving to straddle you. He looked down at you and once again kissed you. You could feel the longing in it as he pushed your legs up and you wrapped them around his waist.

“Stay with me.” he said pleaded softly

“I-”

“Please.”

You let out a strangled gasp as he finally entered you. A slow, delicious stretch and you gripped onto his shirt tightly. You were vaguely aware that you were both still clothed, admittedly you were in pyjamas but still…

River was gentler than you’d thought he’d be. You had expected him to slam into a bruising pace, to rush into things like he did with so much else in his life. However, when he bottomed out he waited. He pressed his forehead against the crook or your neck and breathed deeply. He only moved when you bucked your hips.

“You had no idea how long I’ve been wanting to do this for.” he said

“I-”

You were cut off by a deep moan when River finally moved. Deep slow thrusts and he raised himself and cupped your face. He brushed his thumb over your cheekbone and pressed his lips back against yours. This time you didn’t open your mouth and he ran his tongue over them. Sharp canines grazed your lips but you still refused to give in. He pressed his thumb against your clit and you gasped into his mouth. Once again River seized the opportunity to dominate your mouth. He still kept up the aching slow, almost loving, pace. You turned your head to the side and River pressed a trail of kisses down your neck. He didn’t give up the assault on your clit. He kept circling around it, bringing you closer and closer to the end.

“River,” you gasped, “I’m going to…”

“I know,” he pressed a kiss against your cheek, “I know. Cum for me.”

He pressed down roughly and you let out a cry as you finally got your release. River let out a groan as you clenched around him. His thrusts became slightly rougher as he sought his own release before letting out a groan and shuddering.

For a moment neither of you moved before River collapsed on top of you. You let out a grunt and tapped his shoulder. He shifted his hips and slipped out of you but didn’t move. He was still fully clothed and wasn’t exactly the lightest person. You tapped River on the shoulder and he raised his head slightly. He gave you an aching soft smile and pressed a soft kiss against your lips before rolling off of you. You heard him throwing off his clothes and you slipped off your ruined shorts. You curled onto your side and shut your eyes as a wave of exhaustion came over you. You were too tired to move or even clean yourself up. Park of you wanted to jump into the shower or run a hot bath but the other half just wanted to curl up and go to sleep. It was the latter side that won out.

You stiffened as a warm, naked body pressed up against your back. Rough hands slipped under your pyjama shirt before lightly tugging at it. He rolled over and tried to pull you against his chest but you resisted. He sighed and rolled back onto his side, curling up against you. He swung one legs over yours, a level of intimacy you weren’t quite expecting.

“I want to feel you.” muttered River

“I think you already did that.”

“You know what I mean.”

You sighed before smiling and throwing off your top. You weren’t sure where it landed but you didn’t care. You curled back onto your side and River immediately slotted himself behind you. He squeezed your breasts and your breath hitched and your hips rolled back against his.

“Up for round two already.” he said teasingly

“I want to go to sleep.” you murmured

You could tell this wasn’t necessarily the answer River was expecting (or probably wanting).

“I meant what I said earlier,” he said quietly, “I don’t think I can do this without you. I need you.”

“I’m not staying at Slough House,” you said sleepily, “I thought you said you weren’t expecting me to.”

“I know, I know,” River sighed and traced patterns on your arm, “but-”

He cut himself off and pressed his forehead between your shoulders. He pressed a soft kiss between them and you resisted the urge to lean into him. You shouldn’t have done this. It was a bad mistake.

“I’m too tired to talk right now,” you said, “in the morning.”

It was a lie and a bad one. You didn’t need to see River’s face to know that he knew that too. You closed your eyes as you tried to fall asleep. You felt River continue to run a finger up and down your arm. Occasionally he traced it along your waist, leaning in close, lips brushing against the nape of your neck. For a moment you thought he’d say something, maybe another plea to stay with him, but he didn’t.

After all, the both of you knew that his pleas would fall on deaf ears.

You couldn’t stay together.

This would be the first and the last time.