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saw a wilted flower post and i just wanted to put my two cents on the topic and say that barty one HUNDRED gets pegged.
#wilted flower#i’m claiming that#barty x lily#it makes so little sense that it makes sense#iykwim#deadrose ?#idk i like wilted flower so much better#is that their ship name?#it should be#barty crouch jr#lily evans
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this#but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days#and got blank stares each time#the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized#my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like#i’m getting off the point#the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis
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“America has no culture” is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.
It’s such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity that’s worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isn’t culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture — hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz — as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.
Also, “all the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.” The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If you’re gonna be rude at least be consistent.
#not even to mention indigenous folks#personal#delete later#obligatory I don’t like the us I’m not a patriot#but saying this is like saying us doesn’t have it’s own food#TELL ME you’ve never had soul food without telling me you’ve never had soul food#‘we’re not talking about poc Americans though white Americans have no culture’ does my Miku design look white to you.#I think that account got dusted overnight but if they’re still here I’m not surprised if they make a#qualifying backtracking ‘what I meant was’ statement#hey maybe next time if you have a point to make don’t come out the gate swinging like an asshole and yell big generalizing claims
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I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing
I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon
And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing
And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know
#dragon age#hi I don’t know if these are hot takes anymore or if I’m actually going insane#this could still work with the maker being mythal#(as in the thing that spoke to andraste. claims unverified)#there’s a theory of an 8th old god struck from record#so there’s still enough old gods to account for mythal being dumat#(the 8th old god is associated with sea monsters so that would be Ghilan’nain if that were the case. which is probably one of the ones we#see escaping)#what doesn’t add up is only two escape but there would be three left if this were the case#unless corypheus’ dragon WAS an arch demon and was razikale or Lusacan (which I believe are most likely dirthamen and elgar’nan)#which seem to be the two candidates for the other escaped evanuris#so things could add up#in terms of mythal learning about the tainted fetus stuff she could have done that observing#but it would make sense for her to learn from practice#I’ve been feeling like there’s a huge piece missing in the deal with her and the evanuris because she talks about being denied justice#and like. solas locked up the evanuris for a good few thousand years. it might not be her idea of perfect justice but surely it would be an#attempt#but what if that’s not the betrayal she’s talking about#what if the betrayal is that solas accidentally locked her in there too#dragon age theory#tagging these so I can find them
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I just think it’d be really funny if Airplane wrote a new trashy romance novel with the same writing style as PIDW but this time a danmei and Shen Yuan was riveted. Suddenly, Shang Qinghua’s hack writing isn’t so bad when it’s about men and now Shen Yuan is spending his time insisting that Shang Qinghua’s writing somehow improved (it didn’t) and it has nothing to do with being gay (it absolutely does.)
#I just like watching sy’s mental circus#canon typical mental hoola hoop olympic jumping for no homo claims#cumplane#it’s a bromance#maybe a romance too I’m not picky#shen yuan will insist it’s not tho#svsss shitpost#mxtx hell#svsss shen yuan#mxtx svsss#svsss au#svsss#svsss fanfiction#mxtx fandom#svsss fic#svsss shen qingqiu#sqq svsss#svsss shang qinghua#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scumbag system#danmei#danmei fandom#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#peerless cucumber#airplane shooting towards the sky#shang qinghua
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apt ryuann redraw. sorry
#persona 5 royal#ann takamaki#sakamoto ryuji#ryuann#p5r#persona 5#wonder why their names default tag with oppposite ordering. huh#i’m one of only 5 ryuann fans and maybe the only lesbian that doesn’t claim ann as one of us. sorry
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And if I said
#I’m claiming her#not spoilers but it make sense if you’ve seen it I think#barbie#the barbie movie#aromantic#asexual#aro#ace#aroace#aspec#arospec#acespec#aroace barbie
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Kiss gun!
Based on this tweet!
#oooh they are so dumb UAAAAA#I only have two Vashwood moods and it’s the horrible knowledge of existence and the perishment that comes with it#and silly coocoo *airhorn*#today we got the second one. like Russian roulette you will never know what I will drop next#there is some additional parts to that tweet that I’ll doodle soon! it’s such a funny thing they are dumb and we should all embrace that#they deserve to behave in the most embarrassing ways affectionately and enjoy every ounce of it#I’m letting them be happy see? can I claim the sixty billion double kissis???#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vashwood#trigun fanart#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#not sure which version this would be but I’m so tagging them all OQNWM#trigun stampede#trigun maximum#lenssi draws
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if yall go into the inboxes of random jewish folks and ask for their opinions on the palestine/israel conflict just because they’re jewish, fuck you. genuinely, fuck you. stop doing that. you aren’t supporting palestinians by harassing random jewish folks on the internet, you’re just being an antisemitic asshole. y’all are doing the exact same thing as assholes who would go up to random muslim folks after 9/11 and ask them their thoughts on the taliban. it’s fucking gross. if you actually care about victims of the war, donate to charities or funds. share posts and information about the situation. don’t fucking harass jewish people.
#the entitlement of some gentiles is through the fucking roof#Why do we feel the need to do this#i’m not jewish i barely know that much about Jewish culture or judaism and this is basic fucking common sense#you claim to care about war victims but you’re just antisemitic pieces of shit#antisemitism#antisemetism tw#antisemetism#antisemitism tw#palestine#free palestine#jewish#antisemitic bullshit
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This came to me in a vision at 3 AM and I got out of bed to make it.
- Gabe
#booklr#memes#book blog#monster fucking#monster romance#monster fucker#books#reading#bookworm#humor#Gabe posts#polycraftory#okay look so i read SEVERAL books last month that claimed to have monsters in them and then had an aggressive lack of monsters in them#i complained CONSTANTLY about it and by god i intend to continue doing so#I’m taking suggestions for basically any book with good worldbuilding and MONSTERS#i’m not married to it being romance. monster hunting is fine. i am not picky.#also: humanoid angels are for cowards#my eternal love to anyone who can deliver me a romance novel with a monstrous angel in it
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Is it a problem that I like No, I’m not a Human so much that the first thing I thought of was “I gotta put Dirk in there!”?
Anyway, I would not let this foul beast in my home, Visitor or not. I rebuke you.
#my art#art#digital art#character art#digital illustration#fanart#homestuck#hs dirk#homestuck dirk#dirk strider#dirk fanart#homestuck art#homestuck fanart#No I’m Not Human#indie games#horror#horror games#I don’t claim him#get this guy off my porch
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If there’s a pootis and a blootis
Does that mean that somewhere out there, there exists a
A redimedes
#digital art#art#tf2#lil pootis#medimedes#tf2 lil pootis#tf2 medimedes#I don’t know if this counts as a pootis oc so I’m not gonna claim it is one#unless quazies is alright with it 🤷#yes I did draw this just to make the joke
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Not to sound like a bitch or anything but why is every HOTD oc the same person. Her name is always Aemma/Visenya Velaryon or some god awful made up Valaryian name. Her dad is never Laenor but instead ser harwin, Daemon, or sometimes Cristion coke. Her lover is always Aemond(Cregan stark is also in love with her too). Aemond ends up defecting to team black and your oc and him win the war. She also rides cannibal or has claimed more than one dragon(you’ll never be Daenerys Targaryen you can’t out do the doer).
(Don’t get me started on how some of y’all will write Rhaenrya as this god awful stereotypical boy mom. When Rhaenyra has always wanted a daughter would spoil the living daylights out of her little girl, no matter who the father was)
#house of the dragon#hotd x reader#hotd#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#cregan stark#cregan x reader#does this come across as bitchy#I’m not saying you can’t write this plot line btw#if you want to you can I’m just pointing something out#rhaenrya targaryen#hotd oc#at least shake it up a bit#team black#team green#it also always them same face claim#daemon targaryen
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