#i’m blorbo-less :^(

[timethehobo]

Sketchy sketch. Gonna see him soon.

[juehs34]

It’s not lupus

[lynxfrost13]

Double Dorredt !

[juneofbones]

Nothing unites people like ao3 going down. For a few hours, everyone puts down their fandom pitchforks and, instead of fighting with each other, we all come together in our mutual despair.

[bluejay-flies]

God, life is scary right now. My family is very queer, and a close member of my family is trans, and a minor, so I’m really scared for her. We might have to move because we live in a very conservative state, so after January 20th I might have to leave my entire life behind, and all of my friends. I’d have to start my senior year in a totally different state.

It’s really fucking terrifying, and I don’t know what to do.

[dieanywhereelseart]

played around with a re-design for sissel in mixed media. watercolor, ink, marker, and highlighter. you can fit so many shapes in this dead guy.

[autisticlancemcclain]

HAPPY JULANCE EVERYBODY

[emilydickinsonsghost]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures…They’re the same picture!

Fr tho, in a way, der Tod is like a terrifying child that doesn’t understand that his fishy dies if he shakes the bag too hard.

(To be fair, he just wants to see what happens if he keeps blorbo in a jar and shakes it a bunch)

[foxssonicdoodles]

I don’t draw enough of shade (or my other OCs that aren’t nova and axel sghshfhs), I need to get into doing that more

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[lyriumsings]

sometimes i think man i should make less woc main characters and mix it up and make a man or something and then i go thru the tag for the game and im like nah yall got it covered lol

[painted-fanbird]

Agit got me thinking about, of all things, a Halfa!Jazz AU and I am having a BLAST with it in my brain <3

Jazz doesn’t have a lot of canon content, so there’s plenty of blanks for me to fill in. This Jazz is a curious thing, she hungers for knowledge and she loves learning. She’s very studious, and has been since she was young, so she ultimately doesn’t really have any friends because Amity Park is a small town and her reputation has been firmly established as a responsible, mature, know-it-all and teacher’s pet Jazz. Good for tutoring, not good for inviting to parties. Not that she’d go anyway, she always says no.

It ends up being that insatiable curiosity that sends her into her parents lab after their latest project doesn’t work. That has her stepping into this very strange machine, wondering why exactly it didn’t turn on. Is something missing? Was it not plugged in? It wouldn’t be unlike her parents to forget to plug it in, they can get ahead of themselves in their excitement sometimes.

She accidentally leans on the button.

You know what they say; curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

[fortune-card]

One thing about me? For better or worse, I’m a person who plays by herself a lot.

[thirtyskeletons]

i need a character to be obsessed with otherwise i’ll just keep thinking about my dead cat

[teecupangel]

Submitted by @saberamane​

Another plot bunny has bitten me. The Isu are seen as gods, and they created humans, but God also created something else.

Angel’s.

What if Angel’s were the Isu’s ‘first’ attempt at creating a slave race, but they made them a little too useful. Like they were given some of the same powers as the artifacts you find in the games? There were some that had the power of the shrouds, so they could heal. Others had the 'knowledge’ base of the apple’s, etc.

And what if, these beings that were powerful, and had knowledge, and wings, decided they didn’t want to be enslaved? 

So they revolted, like the humans later on, but ultimately failed. And this is where the terms 'fallen angel’ and 'demons’ stems from. Most were wiped out, and those that couldn’t be killed were imprisoned. And one of those angel’s just so happens to be Desmond.

He was a 'jack of all trades’ angel, but one that pretty much excelled at everything he was 'built’ to do, and one of the innate abilities he had made him very difficult, nearly impossible, to kill. So he was one of the ones imprisoned.

And where was he imprisoned at? The vault under the vatican. So Rodrigo was wrong in stating that God himself was inside the vault, but the assassin’s were very much right in thinking it was a 'weapon’.

So Ezio gets to the vault, and instead of a message from Minerva, he finds a winged man, chained suspended in the air, his wings pinned like a butterfly’s to the wall and bleeding golden blood.

And Desmond, knowing this being wasn’t an Isu, but also not an Angel, doens’t know what to do with the man that frees him.

Rodrigo though? Desmond doesn’t know what he is, but he knows evil when he sees it, and Desmond decides the first act of his freedom is to rid the world of an Isu adjacent monster.

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Additions from teecup:

Perhaps we can even make it that Desmond had been ‘saved’ by Minerva because he had been Minerva’s slave. But it wasn’t kindness that made Minerva push for him to be imprisoned. Other than the fact that he was almost indestructible, Desmond’s genes were used for the second attempt of slaves because he was, for some reason, less violent than his ‘brethren’ (honestly, it was because Minerva was less of a dick than the rest of the Isus but he wasn’t going to say that) so the fallen angel Desmond became the ‘basis’ of humans.

So Rodrigo wasn’t exactly wrong in saying ‘God’ dwells inside the vault as one may look at Desmond’s connection to humanity as something similar to a god. Just… not the god Rodrigo assumes.

Also, Desmond’s connection to humanity would make him ‘kinder’ to them, especially to Ezio who he sees as the one who unchained him from his prison. At the same time, Ezio’s mastery of the Eagle Vision meant that he was drenched in the blood of the Isus, of the blood of those who betrayed him and his brethren so there would be some kind of conflict between them as well.

Desmond doesn’t need to see evil to not like Rodrigo. Rodrigo is the leader of an organization that says ���May the Father of Understanding Guides Us” who, as far as Desmond knew, was supposed to be Yaldabaoth since Yaldabaoth was the Father of Understanding in charge of creating a slave race for the Isus (also, even if he hears that it’s Tinia, he’d be like “Tinia’s an idiot who was able to remain of high standing because his daughter was brilliant.”)

… If other fallen angels were imprisoned because they couldn’t be killed, doesn’t that mean that we can make Desmond’s main goal is to save those still alive?

Like, perhaps one of them was underneath Alamut and the other was in the Grand Temple (just to give us some kind of way to include Altaïr and Ratonhnhaké:ton XD)

[badolmen]

I am regularly shocked that people under the age of 18 are on this site. That’s illegal you can’t do that. <- joined when I was 15 and the site still had “go nuts, show nuts” in its TOS FAQs, no filtering or blacklist function to speak of, and no community labels.

[tardis-technician]

Ok this doesn’t look right considering that this blog is at least 65% doctor and donna content, but similar to Cindy the words just aren’t on here. I need to find a better blorbo bingo. When I say most fandom takes are incorrect, I don’t think they’re egregiously incorrect, I just think that a lot of times she’s a lot more complex than people give her credit for. When I think about ten and Cindy I feel like I need to put them in a jar and shake it, but when I think of donna there is just a wave of peace.