#i’m aroace lmao

[eating-you-alive-cutely]

thought this would b a fun thing for valentine’s day :)

make this | then take this

you:

your s/o or your dream babe (fictional or reality):

(i made two for shits and gigs you can make one or however many you want-)

your love language:

no pressure tags: @bloo-the-dragon @gessshoku @hunni-hive @nottoonedin @nebuladreamz @newts-and-sharks @o-cinnamonstickz @starsketchez @eternitwo @googlymoomoo @tenaciouslittlething @scarletrupee @theblog-with-thestuff @house-full-of-spiders

[chaosinplural]

i feel like the tragedy of being aroace is that i’m never going to be anyone’s favorite person. like at some point everyone’s favorite person is going to be whoever they have sex with and kiss and i’m never going to want that. hell i don’t even have a best friend now but even if i do i’ll still be second to their boyfriend or girlfriend or husband because that’s how the world works

[voidoffline]

Every song and ship can be platonic if you’re not a coward

[renthedevil]

the funniest thing i’ve done as an asexual is being born on national sex day

[sen-ya]

Still was probably reading early Dressrosa when I did this one. It’s wild looking at these drawings tbh lmao.

[imconfusedbutok]

So my long distance best friend and I are platonically married and he keeps coming to me like “honey darling pookie I’ve adopted another kid” and sends me a photo of a character or he’ll say “we’ve been married for so long I want you to meet my parents” and I’m in every one of his posts and apparently all his greatest memories are of me and I’m his best friend, the point of this being that the people you love most in the world aren’t always romantic and I am always here to support my fellow aces and the aros and the aroace royals and gremlins :)

[dreagine]

Aroace ink sans I love you…………….

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

Do you ever look at yourself and go damn I’m glad I’m aroace coz nobody is ever gonna touch this?

[faultyvessel]

Just so you know, for every “absence of” label you use you add another “AH” to the deafening screech that will go straight to an aphobes ear and make it last longer. So make sure to use tons of them, they are epic and cool

[sootburs9000]

for everyone else to enjoy,

qsmp wilbur is gonna b a dilf I can feel it in my bones,

[sad0nion]

I finally started playing In Stars and Time and playing it is all I’ve wanted to do and all I’ve been been able to think about for the past 2 days. I’m 16 hours in, and I’ve gotten full body chills at least 5 times and have cried 4 times. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever played and I cannot get enough.

[wafflinglumos]

My Golden Trio Headcanons (some modern some not)

Harry:

Oddly good at beer pong.

One time caught the snitch in his mouth and almost died.

Is REALLY good at cooking(less headcanon and more actually canon)

Loves the rain, absolutely hates thunder.

Had American southern tea ONCE and never looked at Earl Grey the same way again (Hermione gets upset about it every time they get tea together)

Soap opera lover(he watches them with Ron)

Is really good at drawing birds specifically.

He’s good at pottery but can only make bowls and plates.

SPIDER-MAN FAN

Ron:

Chess lover, both magic AND muggle(that’s canon but I’m including it anyways)

When Harry tried American sweet tea for the first time, Ron got to try fried butter for the first time too, he promptly inhaled it.

He hates crabs.

He often has stare offs with Crookshanks which either end with Ron getting mauled, or Crookshanks getting locked out of the room.

Is a DIEHARD Beastie Boys fan, Hermione introduced him to them and he hasn’t looked back since.

His favorite color is the exact shade of brown that Hermione’s eyes are :)

Soap opera lover(he watches them with Harry)

Wears bright neon crocs, has worn them on dates with Hermione before, will wear them on dates with Hermione again.

Got a buzz cut one time and Hermione screamed in pure unbridled terror when she saw it(she did not speak for him for a week, he had to magically grow it back)

Bad at pottery but loves playing with the clay.

DEADPOOL FAN

Hermione:

Aroace spectrum(because I love projecting onto characters and it’s canon in my eyes)

One time tried to straighten her hair and both Ron and Harry got scared when they saw it(it did not work)

Knows ALL of the Elder Scrolls lore

Has played Skyrim to completion over 19 times.(that is not an exaggeration, she’s pulled various all nighters)

HORRIFIC sleep schedule

Will not read romance, UNLESS it’s completely historically accurate.

Bad at drawing, really good at pottery oddly enough.

While she’s good at pottery, she absolutely despises the feel of wet clay, and then the feel of dry clay on her skin so she doesn’t sculpt stuff without gloves on.

Hates the texture of pasta, it has to be made in a VERY specific way for her to enjoy it.

Doesn’t like being smooched on the temple because it’s too close to her eyes and she thinks it’s unsanitary.

Had a seafood boil one time and was out like a light for a full DAY.

Tried a vegan diet for like a year but she accidentally ate a wet piece of ham in a sleep deprived delirium.

Beans on toast FIEND.

One time had a five day mental breakdown over magic and specifically quidditch brooms not following the laws of physics.

Dinosaur nerd.

Dr Strange and Reed Richards fan

Golden Trio:

Codependent.

They have a book club, Ron’s favorite genre is a mix between really cheesy badly written romances and westerns, Harry’s favorite genre is murder mysteries and philosophy, funnily enough, Hermione doesn’t like murder mysteries because she guesses the plot/plot twists and they’re always correct, she usually only reads non-fiction but she occasionally likes accurate science fiction and she also enjoys biographies.

Hermione once sat them down to watch a bunch of muggle movies, some Harry recognized, while Ron was just utterly entranced by the television, occasionally shaking Harry’s shoulder when something happened on screen.

While Hermione was finishing her seventh/ “eighth” year she was sent at LEAST ten letters DAILY, from both Ron and Harry.

They shared an apartment for like two years and would quiet often all sleep in the same bed.

That habit followed them into adulthood, and they occasionally sleep in the same bed.

Both Harry and Ron, along with Ginny, will flaunt Hermione being the minister, often.

Harry has forced the other two to rewatch every Star Wars movie, more than ten times.

Ron and Hermione broke up one time in their relationship and Harry was more distraught than both of them combined.

[soulless-bex]

i see you jily and jegulus shippers, but i raise you: polyamorous bisexual disaster james potter.

the poor boy is in the midst of a constant mental breakdown over his two crushes, lily evans and regulus black, aka the girl who’s been rejecting him since day one and his best friend’s evil brother.

[smolldust]

bracelets I made for my pride flags :3

listed from top to bottom:

-aroace

-enderhoard

-queerplatonic

Actual flags for comparison :]

[simonsezsewerrat]

Bro how many times do I gotta say “not interested”

I told you, Tumblr, I’m ace. I’m not interested in big booty bitches 😔 I’m sorry

[scottishgremlin]

to be loved as nick loves seiji… to have someone who shares your passion. to have someone who pushes you as much as you push them, to reach new heights but never into anything inherently bad. to have someone see the best and the worst of you, the parts that repel everyone else, and tell you that it’s what makes you a champion. to have a rival and a friend foremost, and maybe something more.