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average-transfem-robotgirl · 4 months ago
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>Robot girl frotting that friction welds your dicks together.
>Welcome to my TED Talk.
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saphic-with-t · 8 months ago
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Something I just realized:
Kristen has Fig as her Paladin/knight
Adaine has Fabian as her “champion of the oracle”
All we need now is for Gorgug to become the Quartermaster to Riz’s 007.
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sunshines-child · 6 months ago
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in celebration of pride month
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I love monster AU’s where the Graves Siblings are vampires- make more of them I demand it
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thatmultifandomdumbass · 4 months ago
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2am thought
Batman’s greatest villain would be a blind person. Man who is blind. Man who can’t see who helped by guide dog. What are guide dog abilities something a rather, somethings a rather, smell, somethings a rathers.
What jobs do doggos? Guide dog, job job, police dog
What police dogs do? Nom nom, this go boom human get away, there the good stuff that make you high as kite here, and person locator.
Doggo smell Batman, doggo then meet Bruce man it same smell. Doggo react to Batman and Bruceman the same. Identity no secret.
Guide Doggo know and people sus. Doggo fearful of spooky punchy Batman. Same, doggo scared of goofy dumb brucie Wayne? Odd. Or opposit
See dog ask for pets and get treat from bruci Wayne, wow sweet, doggo ask for petss and treat from Mr broody Bat break you bones Man? Wat a sec
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misspermitted · 24 days ago
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Me: I’m not having any gender issues. I am completely cis-gender.
Also me, rewriting my main character as a trans man: I am just an ally
Also also me, after buying a binder and putting it on, in tears: I’m just normalising transwear, because I’m a good ally
Me, a week later, googling drag king makeup and doing it obsessively on myself: Drag isn’t about gender I’m just challenging gender aesthetics because I’m a REALLY GOOD ALLY
Probably me in a few years, actually getting top surgery: I’m just being a really really good ally 🙃
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thehighladywrites · 10 months ago
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I’m writing the funniest text thread, i’m so funny omg
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sporkyforkson · 1 year ago
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Heathers (fnaf movie Version)
I’m going to hell
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onelonelyghost0 · 1 month ago
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Feeling like a ghost, dressed in Danny phantom colors (green and black), today is a Danny phantom day ig
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soulsty · 22 days ago
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Better late than never, Happy Halloween! :D
Plus a cropped version I liked, and their concept designs with some sketches attached
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momojedi · 10 months ago
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I finally figured it out.
Crosshair isn’t sad because he’s not with his brothers, guys.
This man is sad because he’s been on an ice cold toothpick withdrawal for months now.
Probably has a wall filled with tally marks based on how long he hasn’t had a precious toothpick between his teeth.
My man is depressed af.
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alulapop · 1 year ago
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I saw a post that went something like “his mortar is so ready to grind into her pestle” so I closed the app and made this as fast as possible but when I reopened the app it reloaded and I lost the post but heres what I made
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gold0venice · 2 months ago
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todobaku but in good omens au
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existentialcrisis-24-7 · 3 months ago
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OKAY WAIT IDEA FOR OGRON
In the winx comics there’s a meteor on Magix(? Don’t know the details too well, I haven’t gotten to that part yet) that crashed down there one day and then nullified magic in that area. It’s a huge plot point because it can be harvested and many people have tried to.
Now, the idea I have is that Ogron has some of this rock. Maybe it’s from one that crashed on Earth, but he nonetheless has it and can use it to nullify any attacks against him (instead of the absorption). Because it nullifies all magic though, it creates a flaw for him where he himself can’t do magic. He makes up for it by using actual weapons. It doesn’t mean he’s a bad wizards tho and he can have a cool fight where he loses the rock, meaning he can now be hit by magic, but he himself can now use it.
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hyperch1ptune · 4 months ago
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more gijinka stuff hi guys
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been wanting 2 do a sketch sheet like this 4 a while,,,haven’t done it from other stuff BUUT i got that gatg motivation in me earlier 2day
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cakemadeofbacon · 4 months ago
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My biggest flex is that i knew penelope was a siren since she said “then jump in the water and kiss me”
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