#i’m a both kisser tho

[unfortunatelysleepy]

Lesbian notebooks

[supernova41st]

Pics/gifs that remind me of them

(Fnf x reader)

Warnings: zaza, I hate this word but tsundere, insults but you guys are big girls/boys/things you can handle it

A/n: I’m gonna post shorter hcs for a bit cuz I’m working on this one req that has a lot of stuff, anyways ik this is cringey wattpad shit but who cares. Enjoy <33

Darnell

This is before you two were dating btw

All he wanted to do was doodle a bit 😔

“Oo whatcha got in there?”

“None of your goddamn business..”

grab

“Why are you hiding these they’re so c..”

This man was practically glowing mauve

It’s okay, you were blushing too

“…I won’t tell anyone if you let me keep it.”

“I fucking hate you.”

“Really? Cuz this says otherwise”

“IT SAYS NOTHING”

No but actually, you stared at them almost everyday

It got to the point where you memorized them page by page

After you guys started dating, it became an inside joke that he was always embarrassed of

“Draw me like your French girls Darnell..”

“Oh my fucking-just-don’t remind me”

Once you tried drawing him and it def wasn’t up to his level of mastery, but he still loved it

He cut it out and hung it up on his wall next to his bed

Nene

You guys swap every now and then but she likes it more when you do it

“Y/n do me first plsplspls”

“Okay okay just as long as you take out your knives, I don’t want them to cut me again”

“That was one time 🙄”

“No nene, it was two times.”

Sometimes you’ll choose themes, like ocean or just a general color

You guys would get into funny arguments about the shades

“Nene this not purple that’s pink”

“It’s a mix of both!”

“The theme was purple so just do purple! It shouldn’t be a mix of anything 😒”

No wonder she always loses in dress to impress..

She would sometimes awkwardly zone out just staring at your eyes

(And if you have brown eyes and your eye does that one thing during golden hour, she’s immediately gone)

“…nene?”

“Yea?”

“The makeup.”

“Oh fuck, sorry”

You guys love face masks too

When she gets back from Ulta or Sephora she always brings something back for you

“Y/n guess what I got you!!”

“Lemme guess, another face mask”

“No! Sol de Janeiro scent 40!!”

“ gasp MARRY ME”

“OKAYY ^^”

Pico

(Big ass picture omg)

Guys, the makeout sessions.

Pico is an okay kisser when sober, but for some reason his tongue just gets ✨✨ when puffing that za

He loves going to his house, playing “doin’ time” by sublime in the background while making out with you on his bed

You guys have been doing it since your teen years

“Mom I need to go to my friends house to study”

“Okay hun just be back before 8:30”

Best studying session of your life

Sometimes you guys don’t even kiss, just 🍃 + cartoons

Or random convos, like really random convos

He’s not a fan tho

“You think the wind is ever trying to tell us something we don’t understand yet?”

“…I want you to stop saying odd shit.”

One time, he grabbed your belt to pull you closer and did his tango with the tongue

The butterflies you felt when he did that.

“Jesus fuck Pico..”

“What? Did you not like it? I’m sorry I just-“

“Do it again or I’ll kill you”

You guys were such horny teens

And it hasn’t settled down ever since

But since consent is sexy, you two never BOOMBAYAH’D while 🍃

“P-Pico I bet can kiss every freckle on that beautiful fffucking face of yours”

“You wanna bet? Giggle I’ll put 20$ on this table right now”

“Hell yeah, bring it on Ed Sheeran head ass”

Eventually your lips got tired

“Pico my lips are so tired now”

“Nuh uh, keep going”

“Hey you can’t tell me what to do, respect women!”

“Idc I’m sexiest now”

“I think it’s sexist”

“No, it’s sextile”

“…okay”

I don’t think he was with us at that moment

Bitch was seeing stars

[christophersg1rl]

𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐔𝐏: 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: smut. It’s fucking make up sex.

𝐀/𝐍: 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 ! 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐭🤍

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“FUCK YOU CHRIS!” you yell at your boyfriend who was being an asshole all day and became even more of an asshole when you snapped on him. “FUCK YOU TOO! IM DONE WITH YOUR SHIT Y/N DONE YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYING LIKE CANT YOU EVER LEAVE ME ALONE?” he yells back, and that made you burst out in tears. he had never disrespected you or ever raised his voice at you. he quickly realized that you were crying but before he could even apologize you ran upstairs clearly hurt from what he just told you. You had went to nicks room knowing he was out with Matt so you could just stay there til he came back, to avoid seeing Chris. “y/n what are you doing in my room?” Nick says clearly frightened as he thought you were an intruder. “sorry nick it’s just me and chris had gotten into an argument and i didn’t wanna see him I’ll leave tho” you say as nick realizes you had been crying because your face gets really red. “no y/n stay it’s fine I’m sorry about whatever happened” he gives you a hug, you really liked nick because he was so sweet to you and always felt like the brother you didn’t have. you had brothers but they were assholes, just like chris. “I’m gonna go shower mkay?why don’t you go get some clothes so you can get comfortable?” he states as you calmly nod. as you entered you and Chris’s room you realized he was in the bathroom showering which gave you a quick minute to grab your things, that was until you heard the bathroom door open. “y/n? baby I’m so sorry” he says trying to get your attention but you pushed away from him and got your things. “baby, please talk to me. I’m so sorry for being an asshole today I just found out that I’m not getting into the college I wanna go to so it was hard today but that’s no excuse to treat you like shit baby I’m so sorry” he grabs your waist realizing you had been crying, a lot. “okay chris” you sigh. “baby I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to make you cry or make you upset, let me make it up to you, hm?” He smirks, lowering his hands to your ass. “okay then christopher, make it up to me.” you say as he gives you the signal to jump on him as he starts to kiss you, and oh was he a good kisser. “chris I need you now.” you whine as he nods placing you on your bed and slowly removing your shorts and panties. “already so wet for me baby? your fucking soaking.” he smirks pushing 2 fingers into you slowly causing you to arch and moan. “n-need more.” you say, obviously you can barely speak.

“you think you can take my cock already baby?” he says licking your folds. “y-yes oh my chris” you moan as he takes off his sweatpants revealing his huge cock basically slapping his stomach. he aligns his cock at your entrance and slowly puts the tip in. “I need you all baby please” you whine as he smiles and shoves into you at a fast pace. “HOLY SHIT CHRIS” you say as he goes in to kiss you, your tongues are fighting for dominance, and he takes your bra off revealing your beautiful tits. “these are fucking gorgeous.” he says taking your tit in his mouth. “mmmhhhhh” Is all you could say in response, you felt like you were in heaven I mean your eyes were literally rolling back. “mmm baby you take me so well” he pants. “this pussy was made just for me right? Right baby?” he says grabbing your chin. “mhmmmmmmmm” is all you could say. “I need words baby, otherwise I stop. “yes Christoper yes it was made just for y-you” you say as he continues at a fast pace thrusting in and out of you. “I’m about to cum baby, gonna fill you up” you nod in response as he knew you were already close. “come with me baby.” And that was it. You both hit your high and we’re moaning messes, he plopped right next to you giving you a kiss on the cheek.

“thank you baby” chris smiles kissing you.

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pretty short but give it some love guys! - a/n

[whyse7vn]

MOVING OUT -

[ot7 x reader]

BFFS 😁💜

8 participants - 8 online

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jk: #NEWYEARNEWHOME

#NEWME 🙌🏼

hobi: don’t want to know don’t care shut up

jin: what now

jimin: sighs

tae: AWOMAN 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

yooongi: …

jk: #newbeginings 🙏🏼

namjoon: ??

jk: i’m moving out guys 😆

like living on my own

me

i am

no joke

real life

living with y/n era OVER

hobi: attention seeker

jin: idk if you can even survive on ur own

y/n: he’s being stupid

ignore him pls

jk: house warming party soon guys!!!!

everyone invited unless ur name starts with a j

yoongi: your name starts with a j

jk: everyone invited unless ur surname starts with a j

yoongi: are you stupid

jin: is this about y/ns new bf lmao

y/n: i brought jaehyun over ONCE and now kooks spiralling

jk: idk who is jaehyun sorry idk who that is or what ur talking about sorry idk a thing

namjoon: sighs

yoongi: lowkey valid

y/n: ????????

yoongi: i mean if we were living together and you brought a rat back home i would loose my mind a bit

y/n: namjoon

namjoon: yoongi

yoongi: just saying

jimin: LMAOOO

y/n: not funny

jimin: just a little bit

tae: i heard jaehyun a world famous cheater

y/n: guys

hobi: look you made her upset

jk: y/ns upset?

jin: yikes

jimin: it’s not even my fault

yoongi just makes me giggle some times

yoongi: 🫰🏼

tae: i’ll hold you bbg sshhh don’t cry

namjoon: ew

y/n: i really really like him ok

so if you all could actually maybe just give him a chance and not be assholes for once i would really appreciate it

hobi: ofc pretty <3

jimin: ok but do you love him

namjoon: jimin

jimin: WHAT sorry i really need to know

jk: DONT ANSWER THAT

jin: woah

jk: i mean you don’t have to answer that haha

i’m still moving out btw

tae: i think you should give up i don’t think she’s gonna tell you to stay

omg like a dog

stay

i wish someone would tell me to stay

“stay 😡”

ok bae i’ll stay

am i ur good boy?

tell me i am

look at me

i stayed here

waiting for you

tell me i’m your good boy tell me please

hobi: bro

tae: sorry got lost in the source

namjoon: you mean the sauce?

tae: yesss mayo!!

@y/n tell me to say

y/n: absolutely not

i can tell you to kys tho

tae: Keep Yourself here and Stay

a win for kim taehyung

y/n: kill yourself

tae: no

heheheh

i’m a bad boy tonight

what you gonna do about it 😝

jimin: oh my god stop talking

tae: she wants me

y/n: she has a boyfriend

tae: never even seen that man in the same room as you

u sure you not making this relationship up

y/n: do i need to send you a fucking sex tape to prove it

tae: i mean…..

if you want lol

y/n: ur gross

tae: you’ve kissed me

y/n: top ten worst moments of my life

tae: WOAHHHHHHH

UMMM

OK NOW YOU’VE CROSSED A LINE

namjoon: enough

both of you

y/n: taes a shit kisser

tae: NO I AM NOT

NAMJOON TELL HER IM

NOT OHMYGOD HOW DARE SHE

namjoon: wydm tell her?

ur acting like i’ve kissed you to know

tae: i’ll kiss you

namjoon: i’m going to block you

tae: I AM NOT A SHIT KISSER

jimin: tae can’t kiss tae can’t kiss

tae: STOP I CAN

hobi: that’s really sad actually

jk: can someone do me a favour

yoongi: no

namjoon: what’s the favour?

yoongi: it’s gonna be something stupid

jk: joon can you buy me a house??

yoongi: shocker!!

tae: guys i’m a great kisser ask all the girls i’ve kissed

jimin: girls?

the only other girl you’ve kissed is jennie

tae: THATS NOT TRUE I NEVER KISSED THAT WOMAN IN MY LIFE

hobi: she didn’t let you kiss her even tho you flew all the way to paris for her??

that’s crazy

jin: maybe she was waiting for marriage

y/n: maybe she was waiting for the police

namjoon: i am not buying you a house are you out of ur mind??

jk: but how i’m i supposed to move out?

namjoon: buy ur own house?

tae: why would she be waiting for the police??????

jin: being seen with you is a crime in itself

don’t even get me started of being seen publicly HOLDING HANDS with you

hobi: right yikes

jimin: what’s the french police number?

y/n: fuck knows

jin: baguette snail croisant

jimin: those are not numbers

hobi: isn’t that racist?

jin: to who?

hobi: the french??

jin: you can be racist to the french???????

hobi: i think idk???

jin: shit you better lock me up then

been oui oui baguette eiffel tower bonejawing my whole life

y/n: bonejaw??????????

tae: jin ur like a mega racist…

hobi: do you like trump be honest

jin: tf is trump

jk: namjoon pls oh pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺

yoongi: can you guys not have 2 conversations at once thanks

tae: just say you can’t keep up

yoongi: just kill yourself

tae: WOAH

namjoon get him!!!!

namjoon: am i a dog??

why do i have to always get someone

i think you guys need to learn how to fight ur own battles

tae: dog

“stay😡😡😡😡”

w-what’s happening to me 😰😭

🧍🏻‍♂️… 🧎🏻‍♂️…. 🐕

arf? 🥺

*head tilt*

jimin: this is why women avoid you

tae: take a leaf out of my book bro

jimin: would genuinely rather die

hobi: /gen /srs

yoongi: /kys

jin: wait so jungkooks moving out but doesn’t have a home to move into

jk: i can always move in with yoongi

yoongi: LOL

jk: or jimin

jimin: wow the weather is great today guys 😆

jk: hobi will have me

hobi: no!

jk: jin joon??

namjoon: give up

jin: are you silly

tae: i could

jk: no thank you ❤️

tae: wtf

y/n: LMAO

tae: what’s wrong with living with me???

jk: u scare me a lot i’m sorry

tae: fucking bitch

jimin: what if y/n moved in with jaehyun then you have the house to urself?

jk: ARE YOU SILLY???

WHY WOULD I WANT THAT

IMG THE THOUGHT OF THAT MAKES ME WANT YO THROW UP

NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN

jimin: woah ok don’t shoot me in the head tf??

thought you wanted this independent life

y/n: i mean i can if that’s what u really want kook

jk: KOOK HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

my knees just gave out >.<

WAIT NO DONT MOVE IN WITH HIM YOU DONT HAVE TO IM SORRY NO DONT DO THAT

jin: u make me wanna throw up

jk: i love living with you!!! i’m sorry i’m not gonna move out so please don’t move out either living with you has been and IS the best thing that’s ever happened to me please don’t go

hobi: that’s a shinee song

jimin: didn’t she fuck a shinee member LMAO 💀

namjoon: jimin

jimin: sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

tae: so you can fight her battles for her but fighting mine is an issue????

ok sexism IS real females were onto something with this one

y/n: females??

yoongi: they way you dig urself deeper and deeper into unlikeability is truly insane

tae: my fault feminist yoongi here to get my ass 💀💀💀💀

NO IM SORRY I DIDNt MEAN THAT LMAOO

PLS DONT HURT ME

IDK WHY I SAID THAT

THE DEMONS TOOK OVER FOR A SEC

NO JOKE BLACKED OUT

DONT EVEN REMEMBER SAYING THAT

NAMJOON TELL HIM IT WAS A MISTAKE

JOON

KIM NAMJOON TELL HIM TELL HIM

hobi: tell me tell me tttttell me

yoongi: i’m gonna shoot him

namjoon: understandable

hobi: it’s the love shot

jk: i’m not moving out guys

jin: no shit

y/n: hobi answer my ft >_<

hobi: give me one sec my love!!!!!!!!!!

jimin: woah???

jin: uhhhhhhhh

tae: group ft ❤️!!

y/n: kys!!

tae: why do girls not fuck with the nice guys anymore

hobi blew up a school once

hobi: ??

tae: get off the phone so my gf can call ME

yoongi: i beg you to shut the fuck up

tae: beggar

jimin: that coming from you is actually insane tae!

tae: what

namjoon: so whose hosting games night this week

yoongi: not me

jin: i did it last time

jimin: my place is real messy

hobi: don’t wanna :/

tae: i refuse in protest of tae respect and love in this gc

y/n: me and jk can

since he’s not moving out and all

jk: 😁!!

namjoon: cool

everyone ok with that?

jin: yup

jimin: ok

yoongi: yes

tae: whatever lol

hobi: y/n why don’t you invite jaehyun??

so we can all properly meet him

you’ve met his members right??

he should meet yours no?

yoongi: ?????

tae: ARE YOU SILLY

jin: ur so wrong for that

y/n: ahhhh idk

i mean i have met his members

and i really do want you guys to properly meet him as well…

jimin: somethings going on

jk: haha yeah lol i mean i’ve met him already

he was my friend lol haha not that it matters but that’s ok

did i say was ?? i meant is lol sorry i wouldn’t stop being his friend just cuz he’s dating you that would be silly

but yeah but if you want him to come that’s cool

but he really really really doesn’t need to haha

namjoon: y/n bring your boyfriend

y/n: are you sure???

tae: NO??£:£:££:

jin: yes!!! #drama

jimin: ofc

yoongi: whatever

jk: hahah lol hahah

y/n: ok

hobi: great ☺️!!!

cant wait

jimin: i bet

hobi: ??

jimin: nothing

hobi: y/n answer :p

y/n: okokokokokokokokok

jimin: i’m gonna do some deep diving i’ll talk to you all later

(unfortunately)

(and by force not cuz i like you)

(the talking to you later part not the diving part)

bye

jk: woah didn’t know jimin was a diver

yoongi: ur stupid

@y/n reply to my message

bye

jin: wow guys i’m really exited for games night

gotta stock up on the alcohol

so i guess i’m going too

bye 👋🏻

tae: good i’m going as well

i’ve got to go and punch a wall

jungkook come over

this is srs business

jk: okay ^_^

getting in my car

speak to you all later 💓

hobi: y/n told me to tell you all bye

so bye from her and bye from me

😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼

namjoon: woah

did we

did we just end a conversation normally….

oh my god

wow

guys wow omg

this is the first time this has happened

wow

i’m in shock

this is such a big step for us

i’m so proud

um

wow

what do i even say rn

….

um

yoongi: how about goodbye

blowing up my phone for no reason

namjoon: no ur right i’m sorry

goodbye guys

um

have a good day???

yeah

um wow

yeah have a good day guys i mean it

i honestly and truly mean it

wow

yeah and

yoongi removed namjoon from “BFFS 😁💜”

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hobi sus

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[theshypinkflower]

I have a question... Totally not for OC reasons...👀

(I'm sorry if I'm bothering you and like I said make sure to focus on your school and your mental and emotional and physical health sweetie... Or else I'm going to be in your walls)

How do you think Sal (and maybe Derek too) would treat Matt's girlfriend (I don't know Matt's sexuality but I'm just going say girl for now) if they knew that she was from a wealthy family like the Goffard's

I would imagine that Sal would put on his fake personality and be nice and stuff, because like you said nothing is enough for him so he sees Matt's new girlfriend as a free business contract (or something I don't know) if Matt and the girl got married

I feel like Derek would reluctantly try to be polite or something only because he doesn't want to get his ass handed to him by Sal because he made a "bad impression"

But they're both pigs... They would probably try to hit on the new girlfriend...

Matt please keep your poor girlfriend safe and away from the psychos

No notes. You summed it up PERFECTLY. I will say if Sal is trying to impress someone who is in the tax bracket above them he would be a SAINT. I’m talking he doesn’t even so much as COMMENT on them in a bikini (even tho every fiber of his being wants to). He can be a real ass kisser for cash. If they’re a tax bracket below him then it’s free range baby! Derek’s is ridiculously accurate tho, but yes they’re pigs and if they see an opportunity for pussy they WILL seize it. Sal would def talk about Matt’s new girlfriend with Jack tho. He’s like sneaking pictures of you to send to Jack to see what he rates you. Of course with Jack everything seems to be a 10.

“10.”

“Eh, I give her a 7. Those highlights NEED a touch up.”

Followed by gifs and emojis the way old men text

[prettyevermores]

tenth doctor alphabet

Tenth Doctor x gn!Reader

a/n: more fanfic for my fave boy!!! please enjoy <3

🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

The Doctor would be very affectionate towards his s/o, me thinks so! He always wants to be near you and touching you!! (get your mind out the gutter)

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Him as a best friend would be flipping amazing! I imagine lots of giggles and lots of sass

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

My boy is ALWAYS down to cuddle, ALWAYS. He loves to lay on your chest and listen to your heartbeat <3 Brownie points if you rub his back or play with his hair

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

The Doctor??? Settle Down??? I don’t think that would ever happen. He tries to cook for you but it doesn’t end up very good, but he would probably like to have a clean room but his stuff is always strewn across the floor

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It would break his hearts to end it with you, if he did have to do it would probably be for a much more dangerous reason than he would like it to be for.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

The Doctor would want to waste a single moment with you. He wants to cherish every time he sees you smile, every time he hears your laugh.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He’s the most gentle and sweetest soul towards you :)

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

MY BOY LOVES TO HUG!!! I feel like he would give so many good hugs tbh, I want a hug from Doctor

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

I feel like I love you with The Doctor would be apart of his confession to you.

I imagine i love you would be like ‘Y/N, I’m so in love with you and I cant just pretend to just be your friend anymore’

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He is very jealous when some hits on you or flirts with you. He’ll get really affectionate with you, like hand on the waist and a kiss on the cheek. Or the second option is that he’ll shove you behind his back, that’s if it’s your first time meeting Jack.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

HE IS SUCH A GOOD KISSER!! Like did you see him with Reinette?????!!!!! He’d love a good make out session me thinks. He’d love to kiss your lips and behind your ear going down your neck. Kissing the back of his neck really gets him going ;)))

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

I feel like he would be really good around kids, like he would be telling them stories about his adventures. If your family has young kids, they would really look up to him.

IMAGINE HIM HOLDING A TINY BABY ASWELL THO?!?!?! I’m loosing my shit over that idea

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings will be very rushed in the Tardis, but there is always a stop for coffee and time for getting ready to go on an adventure

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights on the Tardis would be much more slow than the mornings. Like, having slow hot showers and then reading and cuddles with The Doctor before sleep

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Bro is not one to open up on first meeting someone (sorry Martha I love you queen) but I feel like over a certain period of time and A LOT of bonding he would open up and he does it all in one go. Like dawg just goes full swing.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He can get angry kinda easily but it has to be something that REALLY pisses him off to do so

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers every little detail about you..The music you like, the food you like to eat, how much you’re going hit a family member the next time you see them. The Doctor does not forget anything or any face

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

I think his favourite memory of you two is when on an adventure he got taken down as you two were separated and you continued to take aliens and people alike out to make your way to him to save him

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Any time you have an adventure that is way more dangerous than other, he’ll keep you close to him. You are his number one priority 24/7

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Well you two kinda loose track of how long you’ve been together in the TARDIS but he always tries to make time so you two can have cute little evenings in together. As for gifts, I feel like he would pick up little souvenirs that remind him of you on your adventures.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He has a bad habit of getting into a power-crazy ego state and no one can seem to snap it out of him apart from you

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He knows that this regeneration is good looking and you know that he knows. He takes great pride in his hair and randomly has no extensive hair care routine to get it to look that good.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He doesn’t feel like himself without you :(

When you go back to your house to either visit family, pick up somethings or do basic human things, he insists that you take him with you!!!

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He. Is. A. BritPop Fan. (because he’s into his 70s punk stuff)

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He wouldn’t be into a partner that is really selfish and doesn’t help people out on adventures.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Bro doesn’t sleep, like literally never. A 15 minute power nap is good enough to keep him going for two weeks, he’d rather do other things.

[angieblogging]

being aro-spec (orchidro in my case) & ace is hard when you’re born into a family that has

1. homophobic memebers,

2. has members that are accepting of lgbt+ but aphobic.

the amount of times i was asked if i have a boyfriend or a guy i like and had to say no is just annoying, i hate that question because tbh if i did i wouldn’t tell that family member that always asks it, every time we see each other.

and the amount of times it was added “or a girlfriend” “or a wife” to boyfriend/husband talk by another family member. like i have a family member who fully believes im a lesbian, because i asked some questions about the lgbtqia+ etc when i was questioning if i was a lesbian (which i am not 🤦‍♀️).

the amount of times i was told i will grow up and have kids or that it just hasn’t kicked in yet, that i’m too young too know, that some people don’t know they want kids at my age.

the amount of times i was told i will have a husband and that i’ll find one, one day, then i’ll understand it all.

the amount of times i was told i can be straight, i can be a lesbian, that it doesn’t matter if i bring a guy or a girl home, it will be fine, but i was met with “everyone dates eventually” when i asked “what if i never date”.

the thing is you cannot blame this on me, because i don’t owe anyone a coming out, no one does, i’ve asked repeatedly to not be called a lesbian or to be insinuating that i am one (love you girl kissers, i’m bi, not a lesbian!). i’ve said over and over and over again that i’m not dating, having kids or getting married, the thing is everyone takes this as me being “too young and immature” or some blame me being a feminist on that, which i explained the two didn’t correlate with each other, but they didn’t listen. i’ve even been asked if i will be a spinster, which i said yes to, because technically i do want that, but that word has a negative effect on some, not me tho.

i’ve made is as clear as i can i won’t date, have no need or desire to (i never had any), that i want to live alone and have a dog or a cat or both. i want a job i love and i want to learn and see things during my life.

the best i can do is the aunt that you see once every three months that brings you cool ass gifts.

[lateforthisappgirl]

Can you please explode Dino with that TNT? | Jeon Wonwoo

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“No, Y/N I cannot just blow Dino’s head off with this TNT”

His voice was only a little bit annoyed so she tried again.

“Why not tho? Chan said that he would be a better kisser than you when we were playing that board game with him the other day”

Y/N smirked upon seeing the expression that showed on her Wonwoo’s handsome face. She was pretty bored from just watching how her boyfriend is playing uneventful gameplay and couldn’t resist to annoy him just a little bit.

“If I could told him about us I would have show him just how wrong he was right there and then”

She shrugged her shoulders trying to ignore how red her cheeks got and patted his biceps from her place on his lap.

“Yeah but then our little dark secret would go into the word and that’s just too scary” she said honestly ”also I would have to kiss him also to judge fairly”

He didn’t like that last comment. She was quickly thrown off his lap onto the couch next to him. Wonwoo was now looking at his girlfriend very much horrified.

“What?” He asked slowly and put his controller and earbuds away.

“Well I guess you two could kiss and then decide which one is a better kisser. I can be a little bit biased when it comes to you” she joked throwing one of her arms around Wonwoo’s waist while the other played with his t-shirt.

Only then he was sure she wasn’t serious.

“ oh my god woman I thought you wanted to kiss Chan”

Y/N laughed and kissed his both chicks.

“Why would I when I have the best kisser in the world all to myself?”

Wonwoo definitely liked that remark cause the space between him and his girlfriend got even smaller.

“Wonwoo I really like where this is going and all but Chan is killing you in the game right now with a freaking stick”

That was enough for him to grab his controller back. He didn’t push her away tho, only tacked her safely under his arm while his chin rested on her head.

“So now did he manage to pull something awful enough to be exploded with TNT?” She asked and Wonwoo only smiled viciously and started to chase after the younger one’s character with a torch and a red block of TNT.

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Hi my dearest readers💃 I’m just throwing new drabbles left and right because of school vacations and too much free time so if you want more content just follow my blog and try not to cringe too much ♥️

Ps: I honestly don’t really know if Wonwoo plays Minecraft and I don’t think that Dino is really into playing with him but let’s ignore that for this story👌

[ryry-rebel]

First Kiss W/ Asahi Azumane

Asahi Azumane x Reader Headcannon

Warnings- None, pure fluff

Pronouns- None

Word Count- 815

My Masterlist -> Masterlist

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100% Soft boy

He would never initiate the first kiss, never, and you can’t convince me otherwise

He is the type of guy to never initiate any romantic gesture

Actually, I think you were the one who asked him out first. Poor boy would be scared to ask you

What if you said no? What if his teammates laughed at him? Asahi would just rather stick to himself.

With that being said, he was an absolute wreck during your first kiss, definitely didn’t go as planned.

I think he could sense when you were trying to kiss him.

Like picture this- the two of you decided to go to an amusement park. After a day of riding all the rides you could think of, you saved the best for last, the Ferris wheel. It was dark out too, so that really set the romantic mood.

You two boarded the cart and immediately you grabbed his hand.

Poor boi tensed up even from that.

Anyway- you two had made it to the top. There was a lake in the distance, lights surrounded the whole thing. It was a rather beautiful sight. All the lights on the amusement ride attractions were on, very beautiful. There was a light breeze that ruffled your hair (and his)

The mood was perfect

“Hey Asahi?” You would ask as you snuggled into his side.

Dude would be sweating bullets. Not used to the physical affection, especially in public. Even tho you guys are literally at the top of the Ferris wheel, and no one is paying attention to you guys

“Mhm?”

You would look into his big, beautiful brown eyes, and he would stare into yours.

Did I mention how easy it was to get lost in his lovely, alluring eyes?

Asahi would gaze down at your lips. He wants to kiss you; trust me he does. But, he can’t bring himself to do it.

What if he’s a bad kisser? What if his breath stinks? (It Doesn’t).

Then, you would grab his face, caressing his soft cheek with one hand as you slowly leaned in for a kiss…

NOPE

Asahi would turn away, and you ended up kissing his cheek.

“Look at that ride! I think we missed it. We should definitely ride that one before we head home.”

You just got cock blocked by your own date

The night would continue like that.

Every attempt you made he would shut it down. You started to think he just didn’t want to kiss you, but that couldn’t have been further from the truth.

So, as you guys were walking back to his car, you decided to just ask him.

“Why dont you wanna kiss me.”

Asahi would stop dead in his tracks. That question is definitely going to haunt him.

His face would turn bright red, and he would start sweating profusely again. His hands would be all clammy and his voice would be all high pitched and squeaky.

The dude is about to shit himself Ngl

“What do you mean?” (He’s playing dumb, he 100 % knows what you mean). He’s just scared ok 😭

“Every time I try to kiss you, you shut me down. Do you know how many times I’ve kissed your cheek today?”

Now he feels bad.

He’s stressing you out and he never meant to.

He would take a deep breath. He knows he has to tell you. (He’s definitely going to stutter).

“I… Well, I…”

You kind of just stood there with your hands on your hips, definitely not helping the situation. It just scares him more.

“I… I want to kiss you. But… Well, I’m… I’m s-scared. I don’t want to mess it up. I don’t want to be a bad kisser.”

Asahi would hang his head low in defeat.

But you were there to pick it back up.

You would hold his face gently in your hands, rubbing your thumb across his cheek. His face would be hot to the touch, but you wouldn’t mind.

“I don’t care if you’re a good kisser. I promise you baby, there is nothing to be scared of. We can both learn as we go.”

That’s all he needed to hear.

You slowly moved in, and when your lips FINALLY found their way to his, sparks were flying.

The whole damn world lit up for you two. Don’t tell him people were watching you guys kiss. You are in the parking lot after all.

There was no tongue. The kiss was short and chaste, but it was full of unsaid words and love.

Unbreakable and undeniable love

[issatalk]

ISSA TALK

(pt.4)

paige vs caitlin

(in bed)

both of them would be so cocky in bed, it depends on the situation tho.

if they just won a game with a shit load of stats then baby i’m praying for you cus shits getting wild, like so much is about to happen. they will demand so much praise and will torture you with the praise “ tell me again how did i do?” “ oh you want this?” in a way they will have on the floor begging on your knees after they teased the hell out of you.

if they are angry, then i hope you get your wheelchair on time because baby you are getting wrecked. dirty dirty sex, like so aggressive and so demanding. they like to take if you and make sure they don’t hurt you but their goal in this situation is to tease you so bad, you’re in pain and they will turn it into pleasure. strap can come in here and you better believe your organs will be rearranged.

as girlfriends they are after car queens 100%. this includes cuddles, kisses, watching movies, them bringing in food and overall treating you like their princess.

they are such whores when they see al the hickies they left on you, it makes them squirm and it turns them on. vampires were on the room because there are hickies all over your chest, neck and thighs. you got them rethinking how many rounds you can hold. you trying to hide you hickies is pure pride for them, everybody knows they did them.

if they ask to bottom, they will be begging and everyone better know that pussy is good. they will be screaming and moaning like they want the whole campus to listen.

on kissing, for me paige is more feisty since the start, she doesn’t cover her intentions, like if she wants to fuck, this kisses will get sloppy and hard; tongue is gonna come out so fast on the kiss, she is so desperate to have you.

caitlin is more discreet in my point of view, she starts out slow with cute kisses but after some time she gets more touchy. the kiss starts getting deeper and steamy, until eventually you have makeout session. her eyes get darker and she starts kissing on your neck as she leads you to the bedroom.

anyways, i love my girls so much and they are both such girl kissers till the end, and i knoowww they would take you to heaven with their head.

[glittering-moonlillie]

Since you asked so nicely I’ll share my Damian Wayne x reader academic rivals to lovers. I totally see this as a series but it can work as an oneshot if you remove some parts…idk tho . This may or may not be based off my Damian Wayne academic rivals to lovers fantasy… anyways 🫣

BG- Damian and reader are both from the top families in Gotham and both go to Gotham Academy and have majority of their classes together (yk the smart classes). They both also run if similar friend groups, 2 separate groups but they both often get together at parties and hangouts even then they don’t really talk to each other other than quick glances.

1-Damian and reader are paired together for a semester long partner project and can’t get out of it.

2- They (Damian ) decide to do the project at Wayne manor and they run into his brothers and reader is getting along with them, especially with Jason talking about books and making jabs at Damian, must to Damian’s distaste so he pulls her away dragging her to his room. They end up arguing the entire time about what they’re going to do for the project until maybe Alfred comes in with snacks with an idea they both agree on and they make a plan for the project.

- After a few weeks damian and reader start getting closer (cuz they started having feelings for each other 😆) and hanging out outside of the project. They have gotten spotted together and magazines and newspapers have posted abt them but they’ve ignored and denied any claims. One day they go to a carnival or fair and run into the titans (including Raven, Damian’s ex)

- Both friend groups decide to go to this party and for the most part everyone is having fun (with the exception of Damian in the corner monitoring everything as he never turns off being a assassin and vigilante). Reader is drinking a lil and having fun when as she’s dancing a guy starts groping her and making her uncomfy and Damian gets a bit jealous and protects her. Since she’s tipsy she thanks Damian and goes on about how attractive he is and how much she loves his eyes. Damian takes her home (her parents are always on business trips so she basically always alone) and stays with her. When she sobers up she apologizes Damian tells her he also finds her attractive and they kiss.

-At schools everything is fine until lunch. Both groups decide to sit together (they do every once in a while). The resident mean popular girl tries to flirt with Damian but he’s paying her little to no attention. Reader is jealous so she walks up to him and sits on his lap (OMG SHOCKER) and Damian puts a hand on her hip to secure her and they just start flirting w each other and mean girl is lowkey fuming. Reader being the petty girl she is, responds to something the mean girl said abt kissing Damian like “You’re right, Damian is such a great kisser” and she just rushed out of the cafeteria fuming and reader is giggling to herself. Reader tries to get up but Damian doesn’t let her. Meanwhile the entire time the batkids that still go to GA are recording and sent the entire thing to Anti-Demon gc (named by Jason)

- (OPTIONAL) What happens in the gc after the video is sent

- Damian and reader finish and present the project and are kinda awkward for a bit after cuz they mainly got close cuz of the project and now they don’t have it to keep them in constant contact. But reader is like “but if you ever need a friend I’m here”. Damian feels off and asks his brothers for advice and they tell him he has a crush and he should ask you out so he does and you say yes

- Damian and the readers date. Date get interrupted by like a robbery or heist or something and y’all are taken hostage and the bats come and save y’all (just the date was boring to me so I added this for some spice and action). They kiss at the end when Damian takes reader home.

-(SO) Damian and his family get in an arguement and he goes to readers place and she comforts him. They’re so close they kiss and do the do 🤭. The morning after Dami makes breakfast and reader straight up asks him to be his gf (the asking part can happen in this one or after the date cuz I think it fits in either)

- (SO) Reader has a run in with Talia. It’s good and she doesn’t threaten reader. Damian comes as Robin thinking she needs saving and they’re both friendly with each other and Damian is happy abt it.

Final one from me… - (6m+ after they started dating) Damian and reader are both at a gala with their families and they reveal that they’re dating (publicly) and everyone is shocked cuz people thought Damian wouldn’t date after Raven and reader has never been seen with anyone. Reader is just like “Surprise 😁 *jazzhands*” but both families are happy for them.

… yea this might not work as a one shot… I lost count after 2 but some of these could be in any order but like the Talia and public announcement have to be the last 2 and 1 and 2 have to be first. Some might be able to be combined (maybe 1 and 2) idk… I just started typing my idea and 45 minutes later here we are 😭. The ones labeled with (SO) stand for “Side Oneshot” so they don’t have to be an offical part of the series and they can be on the side or completely separate oneshots.

<3 Rapzy

Hi, hello! Welcome to my blog where my whole motif is that fantasy and fun come to life (through my silly writings)

You say this is ur fantasy than consider it done and did and doing and does.

[yaoxsblog]

So recently I re-read my horny headcanons and I realised I changed my mind about some things so guess what yaox nation I’m making a new post updating them :3

CW for mentions of sex, in case you didn’t read text above lol

T4t bosherze would be so Real but I usually just headcanon them both as cis… can you imagine tho

Bisexual, boooring Yaox everyone knows that already look at him

Wait hold on I said something really funny on the previous post lemme just

There, that ^

Would really enjoy getting head, and I’m saying would because there isn’t a single universe his dick gets sucked.

Tho I’m keeping the headcanon that he enjoys eating pussy. That description of him being „a surprisingly good kisser” ? That was there for a reason.

Also not gonna change the moaning hc, he isn’t noisy unless asked to be

Loves it when the other person’s loud tho, and even better if they ask for more

I actually changed my mind and I think he likes to be dominant just cause he has that stupid flirty personality but doesn’t mind bottoming.

Will happily bounce on his wife’s hot pink plastic cock any day

Into hair pulling, based on that one image by tix… I imagine he tried it with herze once and left the room missing a tooth

Honestly besides the hair thing I don’t imagine him being into bdsm, but he probably doesn’t mind being tied up

Would cum in your eye if given the chance

Would also cum in your mouth, gladly.

Actually I think every place to finish is good

Oh cuckolding? Anon, don’t make me laugh. His insides boil when someone smiles at his wife, he would explode on site

I don’t remember which one of you funny little fucks said he would be infertile but I want you to know I see your vision.

He also doesn’t believe in rubbers.

I can’t actually decide if he would be the type to knock on the back door or be absolutely grossed out by the idea

In the second scenario pegging is not included.

Wait actually I have a quote for this moment

„I have a pussy, so why would he put it in my ass? He only has one hole, so you know where I’m putting it” - my friend 2023

Crazy flirty and makes a stupid amount of sex jokes but only 5% of his attempts are succesful

Mid to low libido. His mind is like a Windows 98, only so much power and not enough space to think about sex

I said it once already but snail trail

Idk if anyone will catch this reference but if you do congratulations - that one fanfic where Idriza says she wants to fuck him so much but hes just too stupid. Sigh yeah that

I mentioned no head for him but yes handjob :3 as a treat

Cries after masturbating

I think thats it

[rhersimp]

Rating Every Monster in the first Fear and Hunger on how Hard they Fuck:

For the sake of simplicity, I'm specifically using this list only to talk about Fear and Hunger's Monsters. Gods both new and old won't be included, but humanoid or formerly human beings like the cavedwellers or Pocket Cat will be. Got it? Cool. I’m only making a part two if Miro sees this and demands it of me.

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1) Maneba - Something something tentacle sex monster joke yada yada. But for real tho, you'd probably get the same amount of sexual satisfaction jacking off into a plastic grocery bag in my opinion. Plus, talking to them reveals that they aren't very passionate creatures overall, so foreplay would probably suck. 4/10

2) The Guards - Probably some of the most intense dick game you're ever going to get in your life, provided that you survive it of course. Otherwise, they're pretty graceless, they can't dirty talk you, and you might lose one or more limbs. Not a great package deal for most. 5/10

3) Ghouls - Probably your most sympathetic option. The fact that they were once normal humans can abate some of the horrors if you're into fucking corpses. Not to mention that showing them love through marriage to become a more powerful being entirely. Truly a romance endorsed by Sylvian. Just keep in mind the corpse smell is there forever. 7/10

4) Lizardman – A beast for the scalies out there. These guys fight hard and fuck hard, but it's probably a little crude and simplistic. If you're a human, they're probably going to skin you alive at some point, though preferably after the sex? Don't overestimate the lizard tongue thing tho, it's not worth the hype. 5/10

5) The Night Lurch – There are just a lot of rapists in the dungeon aren't there? Like it's not just me? The dungeon must just be primo real estate to these guys I guess. Anyway, their spiny cock is probably a masochist's dream, and the extra prehensile cocks are def a nice touch, but unless you're a biastophile, they might come off a little too pushy in the long run. It would probably be a one-and-done and he wouldn't kiss you goodnight. 6/10

6) Cavedwellers  - Despite the weird, semi-racist implications of their origin, I think these guys are real gentlemen underneath it all. They're likely very practiced from having nothing to do but fuck all day to stay busy, and they'd make sure that you got off before they finished. They've also got some incredible endurance, so they can wait out the long game if you need to. So long as you never attempt to have a conversation with them they'll probably love you long time. 6 or 7/10

7) Miner Spectre and Other Spectres– Something tells me that the combination of existing only as ethereal beings plus the downside of being in a constant state of bitterness and agony isn't a recipe for good head. 0/10

8) Mumbler – This is a case of 'don't judge a book by its cover'. It's sad too, cause they're constantly erect and they've definitely got the goods, but even without the explosion hazard they're pretty unwieldy and hard to smash, plus fucking them is just an increased chance of brain-eating syphilis. Also, they're just terrible kissers. 2/10

9) Greater Mumbler – Now this is a creature of charisma, of elegance and joie de vivre! Unlike their counterparts, they've really got everything going for themselves: supple bodies, sexual versatility, free will from the god of the depths. I really don't think you get much sexier than that. Yes, there's still the explosion risk and the brain illness to consider, but also consider the depthussy. High 7 to 8/10

10) Scarab – I mean, if you can talk to them it might be down to clown. They're pretty reasonable manners wise, so they'd probably try to make sure you were having a good time. There's just no real way to do anything other than hands and mouth stuff, and you can't even get them off as a thank you so the whole affair just feels one-sided and awkward (unless maybe they cum acid?) Don't get me wrong, it's okay if you do tap it, but if I were you I wouldn't brag about having done it, you know what I mean? 4/10

11) Moonless Guard – Considering that the reason this thing exists at all is because a guard convinced a moonless wolf to a marriage is probably a sign of what you're getting into here. Trying to fuck this thing looks like it comes with more downsides then up ones though, mostly thanks to a giant mouth that cannot suck or smooch you. Is the half-animal half-guard dick good enough to risk the endless track marks and the very possible limb loss? Eh. 4/10

12) Body Snatcher – This thing knows the human body inside and out for sure, and it can use its multiple arms to tickle your ass into willing submission. Additionally, as a follower of the depths, it can probably hit your prostate/g-spot pretty fast and hard. If anything, this guy is probably a show-off with how much skill its got. The only turn-off comes from the fact that it's more insect than it is a doll/humanoid puppet figure, and that's more of a matter of perspective than anything else wouldn't you say? 8/10

13) Lord of the Flies - They've good a lot of strong qualities for sure. Big and burly, fluffy, Gordon Ramsey's face, ect. They could also manhandle your ass real good to be really domineering if that's your thing. It's too bad that they're insanely smelly tho, cause unless you get hot for the smell of wet dog rot, you're probably gonna puke all over him and that might kill the mood. Still, if you can stomach the smell, they might be worth it, provided he doesn't just kill you on sight or whatever. 7/10

14) Uterus – You know, I thought these things were called mannequins before looking more into their origins. That was a simpler, kinder time of ignorance. These things were created by a very bad person for extremely niche sexual reasons. Yes, you can sex it up, but know that if you do fuck it, you've earned every bit of judgment and revulsion that comes your way babe. 5/10

15) White Angel – Now this is hunk, pure and simple. Not exactly everyone's first choice what with the lack of genitalia and their dopey-looking arms, but just look at the fucking build of this thing! This guy's prime material for rutting up against on a cold night for sure, and who says hand stuff is off the table completely? He looks like he's got a couple of malformed fingers he could stick up your holes. The whole 'him being born out of your grudges' thing is also incredibly sexy all by itself like c'mon. 7 or 8/10

16) Lizardmage – With the proficiency of the yellow mages and the lizardmen's strength you've got something special on your hands if you manage to swing one of them. It'd be an interesting challenge to make out for sure, but this is probably the closest chance you're going to get to suck and fuck a magic dinosaur. Don't you dare tell me that you'd pass that up just because 'you can't get into a comfortable position' or 'the whole affair feels a little too close to having sex with a horse' or whatever. Pussy excuses! I will actively mock you if you turn down this incredible opportunity. 7/10

17) Cavemother – If you tell me that all you want in life is to smash your frothy sex organs up against the Cavemother, my only response to that will be 'Good, about time'. This poor creature lives for the sole purpose of getting laid and if you make it your mission in life to help them fulfill that goal I think that says a lot about your good and moral character. However, this is definitely a charity project, cause I get the impression smashing this creature probably just feels like rubbing yourself down with beef jerky before you get crushed under their weight anyway. They do have nice tits that can be milked, however. 5/10

18) Crow Mauler – Easily everyone's first choice, and how could you blame them? This dude's got train engine hips that can body you in a minute and abs like a garage door. The fact that he stalks you through the dungeon determined to decapitate you in a single blow is just the cherry on top of it all really. Honestly, your chances of getting laid before he kills your ass are fairly low, but it really comes down to the kinda bets you're willing to take. If you manage to pull it off and still have a pulse you're a goddamned sigma chad beast. 10/10

19) Molded – If you've got a thing for fucking raw meat I guess these are your guys. The whole thing does vibe on like an ero guro type level or whatever. I just feel like you'd also have to be aroused by misery too though, cause these things are sad to just look at for fuck's sake. No hands, arms, dicks, or even a decent fighting strategy, they're truly pathetic. I mean idk dude, feels a little mean-spirited to entertain the thought even. 3/10

20) Blights – They're literal god dinosaurs that can fly around and eat your face off. You could probably manage a much more viscerally graphic and sensual 'magic carpet ride' scene if you were seeking romance beforehand. I'm not seeing much in the way of 'fun stuff to stuff your genitals in' however, and what's more, they kind've have a similar texture to the molded which is kinda ehhh. A unique choice and it'll give you an interesting story, but I don't see it developing into romance or much else after the deed's been done. 6/10

21) Cavegnomes -   The cavemother's kids, but lord are they hella dumb. They seem so unenthusiastic about doing basic shit like even just engaging with you that I have a difficult time understanding where the apple fell in relation to the tree. If you manage to track one down and put your hot bod anywhere near them it's probably not going to last longer than a few minutes and you'll have nothing to show for the wasted effort. Good job genius, you basically just tried to fuck a bird. 2/10

22) Butterfly – Honestly fuck the cockroach king, what a fucking loser. The butterfly is sweet and has an earnest goal they're working toward. If the prospect of becoming their final form came through the two of you fucking they'd likely be down, but I somehow doubt the God of the Depths is that good-natured. If you're anything like me you'll probably want to baby him and make the whole affair very sweet, especially rubbing his lil wing nubs a bunch as you kiss his proboscis. If you are anything but gentle and sweet to the butterfly I will hunt you down myself. 7 or 8/10

23) Human Hydra – Now I know what you're thinking, 'Isn't this thing basically already just a big orgy ball of people as is? What will adding my weight actually do in the long run?' The answer is nothing! It's virtually useless! You'd have a better time losing yourself to the Sylvian bunny cult, cause at least they're not going to taunt you with COD lobby-level insults about your mom or whatever. 1/10

24) Black Witch – Just your average working-class gal living it up in the dungeon. Probably into some freaky pain-play magic stuff thanks to Gro-goroth so if that's up your alley then you're definitely in for a good time for sure. Not gonna lie tho, her lips look hella chapped and while I can completely sympathize (chapped-lipped girl gang for life), it does raise the question of how much bodily maintenance she's up kept to this point. Then again, you're fucking monsters in a dungeon so like…why am I even bringing this up? Whatever, she's got a mad sexy laugh. 7 or 8/10

25) Iron Shakespeare – The Statue of Liberty's sexy serial killer cousin. While kissing is probably off the table unless you like the taste of rusty coins, it looks like it'd be a lot of fun to spank his iron butt armor just to hear the 'PTUUUUUUUNG' sound that would come out of doing so. The fire is a bit of a hazard, and maybe you don't want to get too serious in the throes of passion as a result, but grinding up on some semi-warm metal probably isn't too different from your average night alone amirite y'all? 7/10

26) Trotur – This guy was definitely banned from most BDSM munches and it really shows. The dude does not have a safe word and does not care about whether or not you get off or not. Just a really horrible dom all around and I would not recommend giving him your Fetlife account. Like yeah, I get that there's someone for everyone out there, but I promise you that endurance is a finite resource and eventually this dude's 'I'm going to torture you past your human limits' act is going to get old. 3/10

27) Skin Granny – I'm just thinking that if that's what it'll do to your face imagine what it'll do to your foreskin amirite? 1/10

28) Salmonsnake – It's got good voring potential, and I imagine that its skin is probably very self-lubricating which gives it some points. The tongue also has some interesting capabilities, but truthfully, it comes across as a monster you'd have more fun eating seasoned than eating out. Then again, there's no rule saying that you can't do both, just make sure you tell people you fucked something closer to a dragon than an axolotl so that people will be more impressed. 6/10

29) Double-Headed Crow Mauler – I wish I could say that there's never too much of a good thing, but in this case I feel like you're not going to get a double dose of all the good stuff if you know what I mean. Still, it might be nice to have a partner coax one of the heads into some heavy petting while you go nuts on it from the other end. He'll definitely murder you both once you're done so it's absolutely worth the effort imo. 9.5/10

30) Red Man – Poor little guy, fuck Ronn Chambara's sadistic ass. This dude just needs some kisses and loving whispers and he'll be super sweet on you. It'll probably be the first pleasurable experience he's had in a long time, so don't take it too personally if he tries to smash you with his big fists at first. It might be kind've brutal foreplay, but patience and care will turn this angy boy into a gentle pile of salami.  7/10

31) Nameless – This guy is very much about quality control, so he's not going to let just anyone slob his knob. I like to imagine that he holds the exact same trials to bone him as he does to pass through the Golden Temple. Suffice to say the man (golem?) has high standards, very much so for what ultimately boils down to fucking a giant rock. Also, unless you're really into the taste of grit, this might be a make-out session worth skipping. 4 or 5/10

32) Old Guardian – A big ol' Alll-Mer simp, he's definitely going to play hard to get. Still, I don't see why that should restrict the guy from getting some game on in the meantime. Aside from his amazing fashion sense, I imagine that he and the Nameless are probably alike in many ways, the biggest of which being that they're both sentient rock people who probably fuck like rocks and have very high standards. The main difference between them is the patience of the Guardian, so chances are you can stand to fuck up a little more moves-wise around this guy and he'll be less judgemental. Well, you know, hopefully. 5/10

33) Harvestman – ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 10/10

34) Lady of the Moon – Normally I'd just chalk this up to being a Maneba on classy mode, but there's genuinely some sexual provenance here. She's got three very kissable faces and I imagine it would probably feel really nice to run your fingers through her tentacles. Sure, she might ask you to commit some child trafficking, but that's just the sort of trade-off you have to decide is worth your while or not! How far are you willing to go to get sloppy toppy off one of Rher's finest minions? And is anyone really gonna blame you for falling into the temptation? Probably, but fuck 'em. 8 or 9/10

35) Pocket Cat – Speaking of Rher's finest minions and all, I'd be remiss not to include the man, the myth, the legend himself. He's a gentleman, a man of consent and good standing and good breeding! It's too bad that you're probably too old for him in this go around, but again, I'm sure that for the small price of child abuse he'd be willing to give you a little peck on the cheek. Is it worth it? Yes. 10/10

[petrichorium]

hi pluvi im here with a tinie microphone 🎤 to ask you about your faves and where their favorite places to kiss you are? :3c

Hi hello I have to admit I planned to only do like three chars but I kept coming up w more so I did a bunch pfft

Gagamaru — nape!!! he’s sooooo tall and usually hovers right behind me and my hair hits like Right there so it always draws his eye and tbh,,,,,,,, it’s usually an urge to bite me that he desperately stifles into a kiss instead. Sometimes he fails to reign it in tho 🫣

Leona — bit of a wrist kisser actually. For a while it was just,,,,,, a tendency to lean into my hand and lap at my pulsepoint when he’s half asleep and I’m running my fingers through his hair, and while that began as a very involuntary/instinctual thing it’s slowly evolved into him kissing my wrist when he’s feeling particularly domestic

Jing Yuan — anywhere he can manage honestly 🙄 but is especially fond of times when I’m slowly waking up and he can just shower me in kisses, so I’m going to say he rlly likes shoving his hands up under my shirt and kissing up my back while I’m laying on my stomach

Kuroo — kinda has a thing for my legs. Very worship-y with it, rlly likes helping me out of my shoes and kneeling to kiss up my calf or grabbing my ankle while I’m laying down and dragging it up to his lips

Tomura — stomach 🫣 I can’t even explain this one it’s just vibes. Not a day goes by that he doesn’t spend an hr or two laid between my legs w his head on my stomach and that’s always w kisses peppered throughout, both over my shirt and having shoved the hem up

Shanks — hair 😭😭😭 like those moments in royal romance manhwas HES CREEPY ABT IT TOO I don’t have long enough hair tbh he’s gotta get so close and he makes it his Mission to sneak attack me he could be like all the way across the room and I look over for half a second to answer someone and next thing I know he’s looming over me w a lock curled around his finger kissing on it. And then when I shriek and shove him away he grabs me and nuzzles at my face and neck like a dog 🙄

[webslingingslasher]

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okay but wtf. this is so confusing. lemme talk

i’ve only kissed two people. the first was a girl and the second was a guy. i told the girl it was my first kiss and i didn’t rlly know what to do and she said to use a lil tongue when it feels right. apparently i did smth right bc she kissed me like 6 times that night. like i’m talking makeout after makeout. it was great

the guy, an absolute nightmare. and idk what the fuck that means bc i only have one other kiss to compare it to (and that was so many years ago i don’t remember much except that it was nice). but the guy? horrendous j, you don’t understand. idk if *i* did something wrong, if HE did something wrong, if guys are generally just different to girls or if we were both too drunk, idk. but basically

i felt like i was choking on his tongue. genuinely. i had barely leaned in and it was already down my throat. it wasn’t fun. i also couldn’t find rhe “rhythm”?. i pulled back and leaned back in like three times to ‘find’ it and it just didn’t work. in my head i was like why isn’t this as good as with the girl (i’m not lesbian. the kiss just sucked.)

maybe bc she knew it was my first kiss she went… slower? idk if that’s a thing. or maybe girls are just better kissers. or maybe he was bad. idk but it made me so stressed and confused. i haven’t kissed anyone since then and i’ve just decided that men are bad kissers and women are great

i don’t think i did anything wrong bc the girl said i was a good kisser and meant it bc she went back for more yk. idk

THANK U FOR LISTENING. fuck this was long but i needed to say it!!! djdjdjdj

from what i’ve experienced: guys are sloppier/wetter ? (not a bad thing tho)

but it sounds like this guy just sucked.

[eversncenewyork]

i have dating updates

i call this one friday night, the good one:

his name also starts with a T so we’re at an impasse here—i guess i’ll just call him by his name which is Tunchi. he’s turkish but went to harvard for school (red flag: majored in philosophy and history. history is fine but philosophy is not and the combination can make for annoyingly pessimistic men.) he’s very sweet tho and i like his accent and he was immediately into me. we went to a tiki bar near my apartment and got quite drunk and he actually listened when i talked. i could tell that every time i demonstrated that i’m funny and brilliant he was surprised—which is endearing for now, but could be irritating if the surprise never abates. anyway we got along well and then went back to my place with a $7 bottle of wine that was so sweet it could’ve been grape juice and made out for about 2 hours but we didn’t have sex bc i’m not a whore anymore (kidding i am and i like that). he was an excellent kisser and i’ve never kissed anyone with like a true beard but it wasn’t physically annoying at all. he was very sensual and affectionate and kind of couldn’t believe his luck tbh like he was very very into me. and the thing is i’m definitely attracted to him! but i’m not like…..idk. it’s hard bc i’m SO attracted to T and his face and his body so like i find myself comparing which isn’t nice. but tunchi is so…..boyfriend shaped and he’s also looking for smth like real and serious.

okay sexual detail: we were both naked except our underwear and i had been in his lap like facing him and kissing, but now i was lying down and he was still sitting up. so my legs were around his waist but he could see all of me crotch up—does that make sense? and like……in the underwear i was wearing you can see when u get w*t so i know he could see. we were talking and he reached over for his glass of wine, took a sip, then dragged the bottom rim of the glass just once, slowly, over my cl*t. like HELLO. that has been sustaining me these past few days

anyway i got adored for a few hours then i made us mac and cheese at like 1 am and then he left. we were supposed to get dinner last night but i have a cold :(

see next post for saturday: the scary one