#hws bosnia

[yaoxsblog]

Rating what sex would be like with the yugos as someone who gets NO GAME whatsoever

Trigger warning freaky

Croatia: 2/10 - besides the fact that he would NOT go for me literally ever because he likes men and also I do not match his freak - it could be… ok. Neither of us would be really into it and at some point he would probably get bored and decide he doesn’t care anymore.

Slovenia: 1/10 - Wouldn’t even touch eachother. We would just jerk off separately. Afterwards would probably say we’re disgusting and ask to never see me again.

Serbia: 4/10 - again I cannot match his freak. But could maybe be ok. I feel like he can be nice when he wants to.

Macedonia: 5/10 - but 7/10 if she would let me use a strap on her. Besides that, one word: motorboat

Bosnia: 4/10 - additional point because I find him really attractive. Could be nice? But would probably get bored after a while. I don’t think he would be super into me, would probably be doing it out of spite or something and ask me not to tell his wife. I, ofc, would tell her.

Herzegovina: see you expect me to say 10/10 but realistically we are just not compatible so probably 3/10, and again it’s because she’s really hot. If she lets me touch her tits I’m sold.

Montenegro: ??? 1/10 we go to bed but instead of fucking he just suggests taking a nap. So we do.

Srpska: 0/10 I’m not going back to jail

[itstokkii]

bosherze!!!!!!!!!!!

drawing the balkans is nice...

[elizabeta-hedervary]

Eh, hello lady Miss Hungary, how do I get someone off my back because I haven't paid them back yet? I thought I would ask you, since, well, you're friendly and wouldn't start a lawsuit against me. I hope.

- @pitaj-bosna

Oh? Well how much do you owe them?

[thelazyonehere]

Character profile questions:

First name?

Middle names?

Surname?

Nicknames?

Date of birth?

Age?

Place of birth?

Sexuality?

Gender?

Nationality?

Height?

Weight?

Build?

Hair colour?

Heir texture?

Hairstyle?

Eye colour?

Eye Shape?

Nose?

Mouth?

Face shape?

Expressions?

Skin?

Glasses or contact lenses?

Distinguishing facial features?

Which facial feature is most prominent?

Which bodily feature is most prominent?

Other distinguishing features?

Scars?

Birthmarks?

Tattoos?

Physical disabilities?

Type of clothes?

Hands?

What are their feet like? (type of shoes, state of shoes, socks, feet, pristine, dirty, worn, etc)

Race / Ethnicity?

MBTI?

Known languages?

Strengths?

Weaknesses?

Positive traits?

Negative traits?

Mannerisms?

Are they in good health?

What words or phrases do they overuse?

Speech patterns?

How much do they curse?

Voice?

How self-confident are they?

Are they patient?

Night owl or morning lark?

Insecurities?

Skills?

Are they more optimistic or pessimistic?

Are they introverted or extroverted?

What bad habits do they have?

What makes them laugh out loud?

How do they display affection?

Mental disabilities?

How do they see themselves?

How are they seen by others?

How competitive are they?

Do they make snap judgements or take time to consider?

How do they react to praise?

How do they react to criticism?

What is their greatest fear?

When was the last time they cried?

What haunts them?

What are their political views?

What will they stand up for?

Are they indoorsy or outdoorsy?

How do they treat people better than them?

How do they treat people worse than them?

What is their obsession?

What are their pet peeves?

What are their idiosyncrasies?

Is their family big or small? Who does it consist of?

What is their perception of family?

Do they have siblings? Older or younger?

Who or what is your character’s guardian angel?

Who is their hero?

Relationship with other characters?

If they could save one person, who would it be?

If they could call one person for help, who would it be?

Describe their best friend.

What was your character like as a child?

Did they grow up rich or poor?

Did they grow up nurtured or neglected?

What is their greatest achievement?

What is the worst thing they did to someone they loved?

What are their ambitions?

What smells remind them of their childhood?

What is their best childhood memory?

What is their worst childhood memory?

When was the last time they were crushed with disappointment?

What past act are they most ashamed of?

What past act are they most proud of?

Has anyone ever saved their life?

Are they in a relationship?

Has your character ever been in love?

How do they respond to a threat?

Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue?

What is your character’s kryptonite?

What are their phobias?

What is their choice of weapon?

What living person do they most despise?

Have they ever been bullied or teased?

Where do they go when they’re angry?

Who are their enemies and why?

What is their current job?

What are some of their past jobs?

What are their hobbies?

Educational background?

Intelligence level?

Do they have any specialist training?

Do they have a natural talent for something?

What is their socioeconomic status?

What is their favourite animal?

What is their favourite colour?

Fav place:

Fav subject:

Favourite food:

What is their most treasured possession?

Do they believe in the afterlife?

What are their religious views?

Are they superstitious?

How would they like to die?

What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person?

What is the most offensive thing they said?

What is the most offensive thing said to them?

What’s their view of lying?

What are their eating habits?

What are their sleeping habits?

Where do they like to hang out?

Do they have any allergies?

Describe their home.

What is the soft drink of choice?

What is their alcoholic drink of choice?

What sport do they excel at?

What sport do they suck at?

Combination of Novel Factory's "150+ Character Questions: The Ultimate Character Questionnaire" and a template from Marguerite Thian with some questions removed.

[megumar]

how i think the rest of Balkantalia would look like

BONUS the canon ones!!

some notes :

these were made with this picrew

i made them wearing similar uniforms to save time lol

Serbia and Croatia were based on the speculated canon designs

i darkened Kosovo, Croatia and Greece's hair colors, edited Bosnia's hairstyle, and darkened Greece's skin color

fyi i had a SUPER hard time designing Bosnia (let alone Herzegovina) so this might not be his final design yet!!

[fac-romam-iterum-magna]

YUGOTALIA ATTRACTIVNESS POLL

since everyone is making poll, which character of yugotalia by tix91 do you think is the most physically attractive/beautiful/hottest ?

[aislesalmon]

ik tix made vuk the tallest of the boys but consider: vuk being 1 inch shorter than drazen and scepan and being perpetually angry about it. he’s 2 inches shorter than enis and SEETHING. he’s an inch or two taller than janez and clings to this victory like a lifeline, rubbing it in janez’s face with such joy that janez stops being irritated and starts feeling sorry for him. kos has a growth spurt and surpasses him in height and he gives up.

[red-pincushion]

I am still working on my au, but I wanted to take it slow as I was losing motivation. So I made some simple balkan icons for profile pics! If anyone would like to use them, go ahead! Credit is appreciated tho.

[luzkro]

🎁 all of yugotalia,, or just your faves :)

GIVING YOU A FLOWER THANK YOU<3

using ocs bcs I forgot abt the actual yugotalia chars lmao

Serbia

the one where mika (green haired guy with heterochromia) is holding a shovel is important because other it isn't him trust me on this

Croatia

Slovenia

The thing behind the vent one is bcs a friend said he would do it lmaojkdkhd

Bosnia

Herzegovina

WAIT LET ME RB W THE REST

[aragonyx]

It’s Bosnia but with young Saša Lošić vibes bc i love him

[yaoxsblog]

Come on, we’re gonna be late again!

J.C. Leyendecker if he was a yugotalia fan

[thelazyonehere]

I'm planning to have a post every day with different info about Bulgaria. Not sure how long it will go for, but I have my hopes up. Sometimes I might add info for his family too.

/When I tag this as Hetalia it really ain't tbh. Most of the characters are from @basessilis. I tag it as such cuz Hetalia is the closest thing over here./

[jalshristovski]

Hey guys, serious post ahead and TW for pedophilia, grooming, xenophobia, racism, and other stuff

There’s a pretty popular creator on Instagram and Tumblr (though I believe she deleted her account) in Yugotalia/Balkantalia fandom, her username was @borisyoghurth

I frequently saw her stuff reposted by others in the fandom who maybe had no idea about her true intentions or how she was as a person

We believe she deleted all of her social media after admitting to everything in an Instagram story (which I will post last because it’s glitching and won’t let me type anymore after the image)

I was in a group chat with her as well for a while, and my friend was personally victimised by her (as outlined in the doc) and I think it needs to get out there that she was, and IS, dangerous. She is a predator and has groomed several people that we know about.

I won’t go over everything that’s already in the Google doc, but I will share my experience with her:

She was very weird to me from the start, but I tried not to judge her too harshly because people are each different. I didn’t realise when I met her I believe she was already in her 20s. Me and my other friends in there are around the same age, and I was 18 when I met her (my friends mostly 17 and 18).

She flirted with me a bit in chat, or rather “flirted” because it was a little weird. There was a little rumour in the chat she had caught feelings for me but I paid it no mind because I didn’t see her like that. We hardly even messaged outside of the chat. I fit all of our DMs into 3 screenshots.

I had made the group chat, asked Mara about a chat with some other Balkan friends (and at that point we had not known about Ivana’s intentions or nature) so it was just the five of us. My friends, and Ivana. But at some point a few months later, Ivana had added several people with out my permission (or anyone’s, for that matter) including one person who openly cosplayed a pedophilic/incest ship (NorIce) which made me extremely uncomfortable. I told Mara and left the chat. All of that before I even knew what Ivana was truly like

As outline in the doc, she’s also highly xenophobic to Macedonians which makes me a bit confused as she would flirt with me and she KNEW I am Macedonian. And it also makes her BulMace art (which already gives me the ick) so much more sinister.

Anyway, if you ever interacted with her just please try avoiding her and being careful who you talk to. She’s the second predator I’ve met in the Yugotalia fandom since I’ve been here in 2018. I don’t know if she’ll try to make alt accounts or not, but be careful who you talk to. Stay safe out there.

And please, spread this if you can.

[fac-romam-iterum-magna]

Bosnia: Can I swim ?

Croatia: No.

[sakotisssss]

How it feels to write another fanfic as a "history enthusiast" from America.

Monteherze my love. I support crazy women.

[roran01]

Balkantalia but make it a boy band, or just a big band