francisbonnefoyforreal

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

You should've been there to witness the last one..

Kamusta queers, admin Tristan is taking a little too long on art asks—

*art block sobbing in the background*

Anyways, for now I'm going to do. . .

Debunking Nation Rumors!

Rumor 1: We let the Micronations handle our paperwork

False! They tried giving them some once, they came back unfinished and with stickers, never again

Rumor 2: Brunei keeps his head in a box at all times

No??? Not around us at least?? I've seen Mr. Brunei before, no box there

Rumor 3: Greece and Cyprus made the famous Nyan Cat

Well, sorta? They helped Japan create it at least, Greece asked for a cat GIF and Japan delivered

Rumor 4: Nations are snake people in disguise

Um, rude, that's not a way to address a Slytherin and I'm absolutely sure Singapore is a regular wizard

Respect the prefect smh/hj

Rumor 5: Prussia summoned the hoard of birds outside the UN headquarters with the power of his flute

. . . . That one was real jhshshjahajahajah

[Header: Alien Stage Round 2, Vivinos]

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Since when did you guys have drier?

Dear Diary. . . I got yelled at by Mr. Austria again

Er. . . Long story short, I shrunk his pants in the dryer by mistake, tried to fix them with a bottle on the shelf, and. . . Accidentally dyed them yellow (⁠*⁠・⁠～⁠・⁠*⁠)

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

:)

I’ve gotten addicted to this game… well, time to get Greece addicted as well!

@askthesleepynation

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Please don't tell me you two are tyrning into witch-hunting puritans again..

Someone sent me this Russia doll and I don't know what to do with it..

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Why are you all so emotional all the time?

silly... Stupid<3

- @ask-hws-norge

Why are you so mean?

I thought we were best friends

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Francis, what's your opinion on french lawmakers? Do you believe their grudges against muslim women are normal?

OOC : Oh my god you've asked me this multipule times a while ago and i've had to delete a shit ton of anons. Sir, this is a hetalia tumblr ask blog run by a 13 year old boy. Stop asking me political questions 😭😭😭

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

To disprove some weird theory of their's, probably.

If you were to get arrested, what would it be for?

Why are you curios about such things friend? Did my boss send you?

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

😨

HUNGARY LEND ME YOUR FRYING PAN

Please?

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

*Sigh* What do you even need it for? Are you cooking something Prussia? I'll be happy to give it to you if thats what you plan to do.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Wait, what?

HUNGARY LEND ME YOUR FRYING PAN

Please?

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

*Sigh* What do you even need it for? Are you cooking something Prussia? I'll be happy to give it to you if thats what you plan to do.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

You passed the test :)

How do you feel about bread

I like bread 🍞

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Well, yeah. We're not even legally HUMANS.

Oh, how I love America's Halloween parties!!! He always gives us candies after :))

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

How much do you want to bet it's one of those cults again?

If you were to get arrested, what would it be for?

Why are you curios about such things friend? Did my boss send you?

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

NO. I need a DATE. WHEN DID THE ROMANS DISCOVER FLAMINGOS.

HUNGARY LEND ME YOUR FRYING PAN

Please?

- @ask-the-awesome-prussian

*Sigh* What do you even need it for? Are you cooking something Prussia? I'll be happy to give it to you if thats what you plan to do.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Let me guess. Busy with Aurelia?

Oh, how I love America's Halloween parties!!! He always gives us candies after :))

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Or you. :)

If you were to get arrested, what would it be for?

Me? Getting arrested? Oh, don't make me laugh. I'm not a reckless idiot like Alfred!

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Wait, so i'm not the only one being asked these things?

If you were to get arrested, what would it be for?

Why are you curios about such things friend? Did my boss send you?

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Do you like baguettes?

How do you feel about bread

I like bread 🍞