#i’ll fix this later

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

this is version two.

i mostly share current events, lgbtqia+, cats, relatable posts, and food. i also love a good tumblr text post. i would recommend you be 18+.

the lemons are there because that’s what my blog smells like k

i have a personal blog @redrobyn-hood

[caffinated-day-dream]

Intro post

25 yrs old

Borderline personality disaster

Trying to heal the angry 16 yr old inside of me

Bed rot, gas light, break down

[lights-out-knives-out]

Part two of Mikey

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“Lucas! Don’t run off too far!”

Lucas span around in the snow, his dark curly hair speckled with snow “I won’t Mama! I’ve got Baxter!”

Sarah sighed as she leaned on the car, watching her young son run off with the dog. She peered back into the car to check on her eldest, Ida a girl of 11, with the same dark curly hair as her brother and mother. “Ida darling, are you sure you don’t want to go out? We still have a ways to go until Gran’s.”

Ida looked up from her tablet “And freeze my butt? No thanks”

Sarah chucked, leaving her daughter alone. She walked up to where her husband was standing, leaning on his shoulder as they watched Lucas and Baxter weave through the trees at the edge of the clearing.

“You seem tense” Jason said pulling his wife closer, Sarah leaned into his hold

“Something’s nagging at me, but it’s probably just neves.” She said shrugging it off.

Just then a scream rang through the air, followed by barking.

“Shit” Jason swore “LUCAS!” He and Sarah started running towards the trees where they last saw Lucas.

Lucas was backed up against a tree and Baxter was pawing at a lump in the snow.

“Mama! Mama! There’s someone in the snow!” Lucas said as his mother picked him up.

“Someone?” Sarah questioned, surely there wasn’t a person in the snow “Like a Mr Bunny? Did a Mr Bunny scare you?”

“Shit”

“Jason!” Sarah snapped turning to her husband “Don’t swear around- oh shit”

Jason was crouched in the snow, with the body of what looked to be a girl underneath him. Jason rolled them onto their back dusting off the snow, he went to touch their neck.

“She’s freezing but- but she have a pulse! It’s faint but it’s there.”

Sarah stared in bewilderment as her husband kept talking, but mostly to himself

“We should call - no. No they would get here in time, we’re in the middle of nowhere. Leaving her is out of the question, we’ll take her with us, Sarah.”

Sarah looked down at her husband as he started to shrug off his coat to wrap the girl in. “What?”

Jason stood up, wiping the snow off his legs.

“But what about the kids?” Sarah questioned.

Jason took Lucas from her “I’ll take Lucas and Baxter and go tell Ida about change of plans. I need you to stay with her, Sarah. This kids life depends on us.” He said before rushing to the car.

Sarah knelt down next to the body, pulling some of the long icy blond hair from their face. Their face was swollen with red and purple bruises, Sarah could spy more bruises and cuts of similar color dotted down their body as well. “Oh you poor thing, who would do something like this?”

“SARAH! Sarah!” Jason dropped to his knees by his wife “I got blankets, help me get them up.”

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Mikey groaned in pain as he felt his body shift, his eyes fluttered open.

“Oh! Jason! She’s awake!”

Jason? Who’s Jason? Did Jakob send someone to find him?

A blurry face entered his line of sight “Hey, you’re going to be ok darling, we’ve got you now.”

No, he didn’t want- he couldn’t be back.

The world moved suddenly, pulling Mikey back into the dark.

Tagging: @manormonster

[bkgsdoll]

deaf!bakugou likes to feel the vibrations of your body.

to paint a clear picture, he doesn’t have his hearing aids in, and you two are in resting in bed after a few rounds of making love (and consoling your fiancée when he started tearing up and signing about how he was fucking pissed he couldn’t hear you moaning his name)

the sun’s orange glow as it sets just outside your window beams a gorgeous light onto you both, glistening with sweat. it’s a comfortable few minutes before you remember a juicy story you’d overheard earlier that day, and you gently tap the space next to your lover (you didn’t have to though cuz he was already staring at you with cheesy adoration).

you slightly pull yourself away from his beefy chest to begin expressively signing your daily piece of gossip. you always speak out loud when you sign, even though you know he can’t hear you. and as you’re signing with speedily, facial expressions big and enthusiastic, katsuki’s eyes dart to your lips every two seconds, nostalgically remembering the sound of your gorgeous voice before the war.

he huffs, signing wait. you pause with confusion before he shuffles forward so two of his fingers could rest on your throat. he feels you swallow and a little grin writes itself upon his face. he gives you a tiny nod to continue. and he smiles at the heavy buzzing against his digits.

[chiliger]

Didn’t know that holo-pic was still there.

Here is the very, very late anniversary comic! I’ve had this idea since almost the very beginning of the series. Just something to chew on.

Bonus: Meme redraw to hopefully lighten up reader’s spirits! :D

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

[tomatoart]

_(>u<)/🩷\(O_ō)_

[l3viat8an]

Levi's favorite thing to do while watching anime with MC is fingering and/or fondling MC's boob/boobs. Levi makes comments about the show and asks for MC's opinion. Meanwhile, MC is just a whiny, whimpered, teary-eyed mess sitting on his lap or between in his legs. 🤤💜

Nsfw!

!!! Nonnie!!!- omggshsg that’s so hot 😩 especially the part about boobs

Levi and his obsession with your boobs literally just cuddling watching any anime-

Everything starts out innocent enough with you sitting in Levi’s lap as the show starts and then Levi’s hands start low playing with the hem of your shirt. He’s not trying to tease you, really!!! He’s just needs to keep his hands busy!!- yea, that sounds believable-

His fingers moving up your stomach, then up higher ‘n higher, while you try to focus on the screen and when his hands finally reach your boobs- fully cupping them, squeezing just a little, his thumbs running over your nipples-

Levi’s so engrossed in the anime playing that he doesn’t notice the way you gasp and let out whimpering little moans.

His hands keep squeezing and massaging, his fingernails digging into your soft skin…. building your anticipation…he gives your nipples some feathery light touches, then pinches them which makes your whole body jerk in his lap.

He doesn’t just stick to that tho, he’ll tweak and twist them too. he’s playing around with you. And then Levi says something about….the plot? Maybe. You’re not sure, after all you haven’t really been paying attention, he’s grumbling about how it doesn’t make sense and when you don’t reply Levi finally looks away from the screen and at you-

Your cheeks are bright red, eyes filled with tears from all his unintentional teasing. Levi’s mouth falls open a dry, “…..whoa..” leaving his lips- and that’s not really what you wanted to hear right now, meeting his eyes you beg, “Levi, please don’t stop….n-need more..” and you wiggle your hips against his again trying to get any friction you can down there. Levi’s mouth is still open a little bit and his eyes are still stuck on your face so he simply nods, hands still on your tits- now he wants to watch you, wants to see if you can really cum just from him playing with your boobs….

You’ll both end up coming in your pants before the episodes even over-

[sourtrot]

SKETCHES INSPIRED BY BIRDCATT FICS :3

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Machine... Can I try... R-rizzing you up?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEAASSE

*inhale*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ᴾᴸᴱᴬˢᴱ ᴾᴸᴱᴬˢᴱ PLEAEAEAEAEASE

End transcription

Audio Source

This was requested by @blazeball THANK YOU 🫡

Also this bit at the end is foreshadowing for tomorrows post ;)

Transcript:

*gasp* HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT.

[zishu-arts]

giving a go at animating after not touching the sick bastard for months

what SHOULD have happened after The Showdown

also some stills i liked under the cut

(pls tell me you like it, i spent the whole day on it)

[mikeystrawberry]

Tablet dying I scribbled them as fast as I could

[duckiemimi]

gojo in jjk 236

i’m not one to advocate for prying away creative control from a creator’s (mangaka’s) cramped, overworked hands, and i understand that with oftentimes fandoms get so big that the story warps itself into something out of the creator’s control, but i do know what a good character arc looks like (i’ve seen it in this very story before) and i do know what public pressure can do to a creative mind.

that being said, keeping gojo dormant for more than a hundred chapters, then unsealing him only for him to gain nothing from his long-drawn out fight with sukuna is insane. i was assuming we were building up stakes in his character arc! i didn’t think he’d die prematurely without resolution! how could he be given a meaningless death when it was all he and geto talked about at one point?

gojo could’ve been living proof that change is possible and that fate is breakable. he was born after multiple cycles of six eyes and limitless users, he was born a baby-shaped building block, jujutsu’s atlas with the world on his shoulders. alone and untouchable. but he changed because he met geto. he changed because he met shoko, because he met megumi and yuuta and yuuji and every single character that has loved and cared about him. love changed him. to be loved is to be changed, and to have him go without an ending line to, “this is just a personal theory, but love is the most twisted curse of them all,” is such a loss. it’s like a sentence without a full-stop, abruptly cut short with no continuation.

i initially thought that he’d be weakened by sukuna, but then his allies would come running to back him up—there is strength in solidarity! his true strength should’ve stemmed from solidarity and love! interdependence and connection should’ve been the peak of his character arc! why did we end up with nothing even after tens of chapters of him fighting for his life? why did every other character sit still instead of using their advantage in numbers?

but i do see where gege is headed. with gojo gone, the baton has been passed onto the next generation. there is no longer a biological “hierarchy” of power amongst the sorcerers (to an extent), and perhaps sukuna himself will falter because the balance of the universe was pulled from under their feet. besides love, jjk is also about generational second chances: sashisu and itakugifushi; toji and maki; geto and yuuji and yuuta; geto walking to tengen’s quarters alone, delivering riko almost hesitantly, and yuuji waking to tengen’s quarters with megumi, yuuta, choso, and yuki. silhouettes in the dark of the tunnels. hell, you could even count yaga as a teacher and gojo as a teacher. or yaga’s CT and how he gave a child another chance at life. yuuji’s multiple resurrections. kenjaku and tengen. i get it, i do—i understand what gege’s trying to do here, but i’m tired of him using these characters as plot devices instead of giving them the resolution they deserve. (especially for jjk’s cash cow…he deserved more than a rushed end.)

i do hope that that one theory about gojo only being able to die if his head is cut off is true. but even then, after all of the fake outs we’ve had to read, that would be a shitty cheap shot. i’ll try to have faith; even that is wavering.

[vespidclan]

[MOON 25 PT 3]

The Aftermath… and surprise!!!!

This is the most effort I’ve put into a moon thus far. Watch as I never put this much effort ever again lol

[cyn1callyonline]

mofos when dental hygiene

[valentimmy]

Hey, man. Can we see some of the doodles you have done, so far?

this is all I got ….