#i’ll be here all week

[aimseytv]

what if instead of the new minecraft mob being called the creaking it was called the leaking and it just Leaked everywhere oh my god it’s everywhere oh fuck Oh my god no please stop oh My go

[ennard-is-near]

My take on some FNaF characters based 100% on game evidence and nothing else

Michael: Not very smart, British

Elizabeth: British little girl (scary)

CC: Average younger sibling

William: He’s British also (kills children)

Henry: Really wants to kill himself

Charlie: Bad at not getting murdered

[willwoodoutofcontext]

Am I going to will wood hell for thinking EIAL and ICIMI were just alright? 😔

No but you will go to will wood purgatory

Thankfully you have a story to tell them when you get there

[wiklm]

drawing a bunch of side profiles for funsies !!!! i’ll reblog with more eventually

[pyjamacryptid]

Not all roads lead to rome(ance)

[suzteel]

You are what you eat, which is, of course, why Vegas and Boston are both assholes.

[whatlovelybones-if]

“damn, my asshole must be too tight today cause i don’t give a shit”

LMAOOO sorry I laughed good one BBBDHDHDHJDJS

it’s nice to know my wit is actually entertaining y’all 💀 honestly, i can’t control the shit that comes outta my mouth. it’s a good thing that almost all of my readers are actually nice and understanding

[carebearcody]

tuned in and dortmund scored. ur all welcome x

[ellivia]

Scully begrudgingly allows Mulder to pick the names again for an undercover assignment and is horrified when she hears, for the first time, “How are ya? Name’s Dick Chovy and this is my wife, Ann.”

[yaburnaee]

two cannibals in an arranged marriage? call that an edible arrangement

[fairydropart]

"pumped" to hear you're trying an insulin pump :) (badum-tsssss) good luck with it :D

Thanks!! Time to pump it up! :D

[mishapcorner]

I keep going til she gum gums on my gatling

[strawberry-creep]

Girl boss wife and man whore husband

[piscespixiewastaken]

Silly Game Time: Tell us all a dumb joke! If English isn't your first language, feel free to tell us one in your first language! (I'd almost prefer it, in fact.)

All a dumb joke :D

[whimperaudioconnoisseur]

which cloud formation is the sluttiest?

obviously cumulus

[deathwestern]

What did the blind girl say when she broke up with her lazy eyed boyfriend?

‘You’re seeing people on the side and I just don’t see a future together.’