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aimseytv · 3 months ago
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what if instead of the new minecraft mob being called the creaking it was called the leaking and it just Leaked everywhere oh my god it’s everywhere oh fuck Oh my god no please stop oh My go
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ennard-is-near · 4 months ago
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My take on some FNaF characters based 100% on game evidence and nothing else
Michael: Not very smart, British
Elizabeth: British little girl (scary)
CC: Average younger sibling
William: He’s British also (kills children)
Henry: Really wants to kill himself
Charlie: Bad at not getting murdered
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willwoodoutofcontext · 5 months ago
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Am I going to will wood hell for thinking EIAL and ICIMI were just alright? 😔
No but you will go to will wood purgatory
Thankfully you have a story to tell them when you get there
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wiklm · 1 year ago
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drawing a bunch of side profiles for funsies !!!! i’ll reblog with more eventually
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unspuncreature · 19 days ago
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when people say “AMAB people” in reference to penises, they completely disregard trans people who have had phalloplasty
one might say they’ve been shafted
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pyjamacryptid · 1 year ago
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Not all roads lead to rome(ance)
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thkmadame · 27 days ago
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whatlovelybones-if · 2 years ago
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“damn, my asshole must be too tight today cause i don’t give a shit”
LMAOOO sorry I laughed good one BBBDHDHDHJDJS
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it’s nice to know my wit is actually entertaining y’all 💀 honestly, i can’t control the shit that comes outta my mouth. it’s a good thing that almost all of my readers are actually nice and understanding
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carebearcody · 8 months ago
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tuned in and dortmund scored. ur all welcome x
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ellivia · 2 years ago
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Scully begrudgingly allows Mulder to pick the names again for an undercover assignment and is horrified when she hears, for the first time, “How are ya? Name’s Dick Chovy and this is my wife, Ann.”
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yaburnaee · 8 months ago
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two cannibals in an arranged marriage? call that an edible arrangement
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fairydropart · 2 years ago
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"pumped" to hear you're trying an insulin pump :) (badum-tsssss) good luck with it :D
Thanks!! Time to pump it up! :D
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mishapcorner · 1 year ago
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I keep going til she gum gums on my gatling
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strawberry-creep · 1 year ago
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Girl boss wife and man whore husband
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whimperaudioconnoisseur · 5 months ago
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which cloud formation is the sluttiest?
obviously cumulus
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deathwestern · 8 months ago
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What did the blind girl say when she broke up with her lazy eyed boyfriend?
‘You’re seeing people on the side and I just don’t see a future together.’
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